>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
http://mega.co.nz/#F!oJo1WTDD!0F-cZciB--sZPokNGbWuGw
>[Pilot] Bathroom Break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBX8wmqG-K0 [Embed]
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>The Loud House Official Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJb1AL9zU1Gr43GTjZxCIoqb4VV2ZaTMk
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild", based off the comic that will be available at Comic-Con 2016
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByxMOiAf78kIY3hQODBZcE10OFk/
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
First for delete this shit
A happy Leni is a cute Leni !
Unrelated Bump Junpei bumps this thread
Lincoln Loud reads Devilman
>>4154145
Why is undie pressure so comfy?
I need the public discord link
For...reasons
>>4172469
Wouldn't the weight of a child standing at one end of an empty shopping cart just make it fall over?
>>4173247
yes
>>4173247
not if the child runs and jumps onto it the inertia will balance the weight out
Why is no one else posting in this thread.
>>4154318
Do you have mutlipe slightly different copies of this image so you can post one every thread?
>>4179337
Why would he need different copies if he only plans to use it once each thread
>>4179117
Nice Overwatch porn.
>>4172855
https://discord.gg/vUmkdJp
>>4179348
Yeah but limits on a single image are still board wide, aren't they? If he posts one in every thread, and there are several tlhgs up at once, he must have multiple copies.
>>4179379
>>4179349
Nigga you high?
>>4179387
> There can be only one
>>4179370
Ehm, i dont think so?
Avatar fags seem to have no problem posting their images.
Lincoln in his tighty whities
Night Corvus~
>>4179399
All the vaccinations in the world can't save that child from all the shit she gets into.
James Francanon here, back from doing stuff. I'm open to any requests. Tad tipsy, so sorry if my MS Paint skills aren't up to par.
This artist will now go by Aname.
>"ANON, YOUR HORNY SON KNOCKED UP MY DAUGHTER LYNN! DID YOU NOT TEACH YOUR SON ANYTHING!? DID YOU FUCKING GIVE HIM THE PERMISSION TO LET HIM DO THIS TO HER!? YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE BASTARD!"
>>4179427
I don't have a son fence jew
>>4179427
This meme went from pleasant to actually kind of scary.
Anon, What is happening in your home right now?
>>4179426
[X] I don't know
>>4179425
Draw Draven and lola making kissy faces at the mirror to themselves.
> Lincoln actually has a chronic/terminal illness (i.e. white hair)
> Life expectancy anywhere from 15-25
> Everyone tries to treat him as normally as possible, but are still nice to him (i.e. why all his sisters are so eager to make up with him all the time).
> doesn't have braces like Luan because there's really no point.
>>4179427
>"...Get away from my fence before I have you arrested for harassment."
>>4179425
draw Ronnie reading Lucy's embarresing poems to the kids at school
>>4179472
>>4172469
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/trash/1468816947108.gif&v=4dFn2r-iq_4
>>4179496
>>4179503
That look on Lynn's face.
> "(M-maybe he'll let me clean him off when they're done...)"
>>4179534
> specifically told the artist to draw them with dicks
> artist did not draw them with dicks
this still makes me bitter
>>4179548
>wanting futa
Sounds like you got your comeuppance.
>>4179446
Real life experience.
>>4179558
Sometimes, when I'm in the mood, I want to see something that messes with the sex barrier. Is that such a crime?
>>4179564
Yes, it is.
>>4179564
No, I guess not. But, conversely, I don't want to see that.
I need more Lucy!
>>4179583
Art or fic?
>>4179583
okay
>>4179597
Both!
Just more doodles from the obvious /k/ fag
I mentioned last thread that I had a drawing I never posted
well, enjoy
>>4179534
does this guy still post here? Tonight's been a good night for discord recruitment
>>4179583
She has the best catchphrase.
>>4179625
So Drawfriend are you officially back?
>>4179633
eh, we'll see
>>4179625
>Dat Lynn
>>4179625
oh my...
>>4179625
I see you haven't lost your touch. Very nice.
>>4179647
Who is this man?
>>4179641
It'd be nice to see you back, but at the same time I don't wanna have to see you go through the same shit you went through before.
Drama Club has been there throwing shit and going along with their narrative. If they knew you were back they'd try to start shit like before. (That one guy who try to blackmail you didn't go through with it, if you weren't already aware.) It feels like it might just be better for you to stay anonymous during peak hours, and to come out during the night.
Like Nito did last night.
>>4179697
Woolie from Super Best Friends a group of Lets Players
they suck hard
>>4179697
Woolie Madden, a large and slightly moist beast of a man who is shitty at video games on youtube
he's also great for reaction images
>>4179702
I agree - it's best to avoid unwanted attention from those idiots.
You can definitely see Savino's John K influences with the way he does facial expressions sometimes. It's cool.
i dropped my phone
i just got it two months ago
and i've already it all cracked up, really bad
i feel like an idiot
>>4179716
i don't see it
just seems like typical facial expression stuff every animator learns
its not really super exaggerate and fluid stuff
>>4179744
Is this the right thread?
>>4179736
at least you didn't drop a whole pizza face first in front of a bunch of cute girls like I did
>>4179736
RIP anon's phone
>>4179710
>>4179711
Yes to both, but that's why I enjoy them personally. A group of friends that take shots at one another constantly while still being able to hold civil conversations on matters even when they have different opinions on the subject. (Except for Pat, he's fucking crazy)
>>4179489
>>4179805
>killed that one guy
Gets me every time
How about an update to the beach fic - late late night edition? http://pastebin.com/jL1q1cEK
Featuring Mama Loud's phat ass and a just a touch of Lana
Sorry about taking so long to write it!
>>4179625
Nice stuff!
>>4179806
Great haiku, I didn't know you were such a great poet, anon.
Man this number of fanfics is depressing. This is the first time I've seen a general on 4chan produce more content about something than outsiders.
>>4179806
can you draw Lincoln putting Lisa on blast?
>>4179835
>Butt Ugly Martians Fanfiction
>>4179835
Any of these fics good?
>>4179815
But would you not believe it?
>>4179861
I sometimes get the feeling that Pat could kill people more often than Woolie does if he wasn't such a vanilla midget
>>4179861
Well, he's made completely of salt. Regardless what I say, he can't read it
>>4179835
And they're only slowly increasing
>>4179860
Some of them show promise.
>>4179835
>Butt Ugly Martians (31)
>>4179835
What fanfiction site is that?
>>4179824
Today is a perfect night
>>4154145
>Filename
>>4179875
Could or would? He's probably attempted to more times then he let's on.
>>4179878
Men born of the Salt need no reason, anon. They just see and then they do. Do you think that guy he killed that one time saw it coming?
>>4179564
yes
tfw both Clyde and actual cucks use /tlhg/
>>4179937
He can't see anything ever again
>>4179426
This artist can go fuck himself Lola is pure
>>4179920
Archiveofourown and regular old fanfiction.net.
>>4179937
I assume Pat has tried HUNDREDS of time to kill those that he hates with a passion (IE: John Leguizamo) but can't do to A: his shortness and B: his general incompetence
>>4179426
[x] Yes!
>>4179969
He's probably thrown a bunch of guys into the woolie hole at least.
and killing John Leguizamo means depriving him of the ultimate torture.
being John Leguizamo
So is The Loud House the best Nick show since Mr. Meaty?
>>4180000
this is the first time I've watched anything from Nick since Drake and Josh ended
>>4179427
I remastered it just for you
>>4180036
Sweet color enhancement.
>>4180000
ALL GOD'S CREATURES
FRESH OFF THE GRILL
>>4180054
SO COME ON DOWN TO MR MEATY
WHERE FRIEND MEET TO EAT...
>>4180060
M
E
A
T
>>4179427
Mr. Loud I've told you for the thousandth time,
I DON'T HAVE A SON
Its impossible for me to have a son because 1. I'm 19, 2. I'm a virgin and 3. I'm sterile
>>4154145
A writer without a block to fight through is a brave knight without a fire-breathing dragon to slay. That's what I think, anyway.
So, after maybe two days of actually writing it, here's the new update of Loudpocalypse: Accepted Title Edition.
http://pastebin.com/hT7G1SJQ
New content at Line 295, sorry for the delay.
>>4180036
>remastered
>all you did was take off the grey filter
fucking casuals are going to eat this shit up and pay 60 bucks for it.
You're one of the reason this industry is dying
>>4179969
>>4179998
Pat's probably the most self aware out of all of them about how insanely stupid he can be. It's because he's JUST enough of a psychopath that you can kinda respect him and not feel bad about it when he does something stupid.
>>4180000
Quads confirm that Mr. Meaty is top Nick show
>>4180076
> I'm sterile
That must suck.
>>4180091
But can I odd mods?
>>4179845
I can, and I will.
>>4180133
Why would that suck? no need for condoms
>>4180077
Just started to see a movie of zombies and i are more interested in reading your fanfic who watch the movie
>Talking about things that aren't Lucy
Haram
>>4180140
your good people
>>4180162
I want to piss on Lucy!
>>4180154
it would suck if the guy wants to have kids...
>12 hours
>>4180173
Does she look like a toilet to you?
>>4180190
Well she does get shit on all the time!
>>4180190
>tfw Lucy will never be your Goth Toilet
Fic based on this video when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwMFas9XnY
>>4180184
Is that actually a thing that babies do? I can't imagine why else they'd draw her like that.
Well that was fun. It's nice to be able to have an actual conversation on /tlhg/ without the constant shitposting and fake drama. I'd love to continue but I got morning shift and I need some rest.
For any old writefag/drawfag that's still here remember to keep a low profile. They'll try to lure you out but just ignore it. If you can't, go ahead and just leave for a bit and come back later once it's died down. They can shit talk, but that's all they can do unless you let them get to you.
Hope everyone enjoys the new episode!
>>4180173
>not wanting Lucy to piss on you
>>4180237
hey asshole you're a fucking cunt
glad you're back
tfw Kappa Mikey will never return and we are stuck with these sub-par Nick waifus.
>>4180216
But I took a shower 15 days ago.
Wew lads.
>>4180282
I think the third fic was posted here first
>>4180282
the first one sounds interesting, the others I could care less about
>>4180282
>When Lincoln Finds Out Lucy Has Been Suicidal for the Last 4 Months he Discovers Something he never Knew About his Sister and Himself
Please Kill Me Now.
> Lincoln meets his miscarried siblings in a dream.
> Lori (17)
> Leni (16)
> Luna (15)
> Luan (14)
> Lynn (13)
Leah (12)
> Lincoln (11)
Lulu (10)
Lina (9)
> Lucy (8)
Lyra (7)
> Lana & Lola (6)
Lupo (5)
> Lisa (4)
Lora (3)
> Lily (1.5)
>>4180339
>Lupo
>>4180282
>Love in the Loud House
>3 chapers
BULLSHIT
It's just som Q&A announcement
Going to sleep now, good night /tlhg/.
>>4179391
>>4179399
>Fuck you, I'm Superman
>>4180411
I love a happy ending
>>4180392
>tfw it's 12:40 in the afternoon
>>4180392
Good night
>>4180417
Well the song it's based of does end with the girl going to heaven.
In her tomb she now rests
under covers made of snow
after this long winter
she has returned home to God
after this long winter
she has returned home to God
Now in the bright halls of heaven
she wanders among tiny angels
But in the shadowy valley that is earth
Many suffering must go
But in the shadowy valley that is earth
Many suffering must go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1F0uavRXEg
>>4180282
That Love in the Loud House fic isn't good. Like at all it's just edgy 13 year old projections. The tone of the story isn't consistent and they Have to capitalize Things like This.
>>4180510
> and they Have to capitalize Things like This.
nothing triggers me more
>>4180510
>Like at all it's just edgy 13 year old projections.
Well, it's ff.net
So chances are, this was written by an edgy 13 year old.
Guys, I need some advice when it comes to writing a fic - what's the best way to deal with indecisiveness?
I'm writing the story Pokemon Loud Version and I mostly have an idea on how the story prior to arriving in Kanto will go, but it's the parts before that I'm having trouble with.
I can't seem to decide if I want Lincoln to go by himself, with some of his sisters or all of them. I'm also having a hard time trying to come up with how the meeting with Mom and Dad would go.
>>4180577
There she goes
>>4180577
Good morning babby
Wish me luck
>>4180577
good morning babbysun
>It's a Lincoln is hardcore fucking Lynn for 11 minutes strait episode
>>4180577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ5B-U6LwaA
>>4180568
I can't see a crowd of 11 people going together would go. and some of the kids are too young for pokemon.
>>4180601
In your dreams shipfaggot
>>4180577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ5B-U6LwaA
CRAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIN
>>4180603
Anything else?
>>4180612
>It's a Lincoln is hardcore fucking Lucy for 11 minutes strait episode
>>4180646
Memes aside, I think Lucy and Lincoln are the greatest of friends so far, and they really need more screen time, or even episodes focusing on each other
>>4180646
>It's a Lincoln is hardcore fucking Leni and Lori for 11 minutes straight episode
>>4180601
>it's a Lincoln destroys Lisa's science fair project episode
>it's a Lincoln has to buy presents for all his siblings on Christmas Eve episode
>it's a Lincoln has dirty raunchy sex with Luna in a cramped porta potty outside a concert episode
I'm tired of all these cliches! Step your game up, writers.
>>4180670
>It's a Lincoln agrees to have a threesome with Lori and Bobby despite his misgivings about sex in general.
>It starts awkward but they ease him into it.
>It's tender, but still very very wrong when it goes down.
>In the Loud House.
>In the Loud House.
>>4180601
>>It's a Lincoln is hardcore fucking Luan while Lucy watches for 11 minutes straight episode
>>4180702
>It's a Lincoln agrees to have a threesome with Lori and Bobby despite his misgivings about sex in general.
>It starts awkward but they ease him into it.
>Bobby completely focuses on Lincoln and frustrated with being ignored Lori cuts her wrists for attention.
>In the Loud House.
>In the Loud House.
>It's a Bobby is hardcore fucking Lincoln for 11 minutes straight episode
>it's a /trash/ is obsessed with the Louds fucking each other thread
You guys told me the morning is comfy
This isn't comfy
>>4180744
>/TLHG/
>comfy
everything changed when the summerfags attacked
>>4180670
It's a Lincoln helps Leni study to pass a History exam and she ends up creating a second Holocaust and everyone blames Lincoln for it and guilts him into fixing it all and being tried for countless crimes against humanity
>>4180744
I don't know about you but I'm comfy as hell and am quite content with everything that's transpiring right now. It's pretty funny.
>>4180738
okay guys hear me out I know it's a stretch but stay with me on this okay?
what if...Lincoln wanted to fuck his sisters?
>>4180601
>it's a "Lincoln tries to buy a nuclear weapon on the blackmarket and GIGN tries to assainate him but his sisters defend him" episode
>>4180770
That is the worst thing I've ever heard! Delete the post, close your account and never post again!
>>4180737
>It's a Lola and Lana grow massive dicks and use Lincoln as a cum dump for 11 minutes straight episode
>>4180755
>Lola was behind it all along by manipulating Leni to personally gain the world domination she desires
>>4180670
>It's a "Luan fakes her death as an elaborate prank" episode
The nod to Andy Kaufman was very nice
>>4180773
>it's a Lincoln gets his brain kidnapped by Lisa and is trained to become an ultra ninja soldier episode
>It's a "Lisa starts a time loop" episode
>>4180778
>It's a Lincoln and Lola sexually abuse Lana for 11 minutes straight episode
>>4180601
>it's a Lincoln attempting to blow his brains out but the gun keeps jamming episode.
>It's a Mrs. Loud loses her wedding ring after masturbating episode
>it's a Carol episode
>>4180775
>implying Lincoln isn't an only child in a coma and the show takes place in his subconscious
>>4180825
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
>It's a Lori episode
It's shit
It's fucking shit
>It's a Lincoln achieves world peace but after doing that Lisa loses her purpose since scientific advancement has become a thing of the past and nobody will fund her research so the sisters get angry at Lincoln for thoughtlessly solving all of the world problems and guilt him into fucking shit up again to make amends episode
>>4180847
I liked how he grovelled as he apologized to Lisa near the end
>it's a Leni gets an abortion episode
>It's a Leni Goes to College episode
>>4180836
So every episode? Behind Lincoln she by far has the most screentime
>>4180847
>Lincoln has to apologize to his sisters at the end of the episode despite doing nothing wrong and making the world a better place
>it's a Clyde episode
>it's an episode where Lincoln finds out that Lori is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself, and she browses on 4chan, specifically the /tlhg/ daily and thats what she's always doing on her phone with the guise of talking to Bobby all the time, she also plays cookie clicker extensively aswell as pokemon go.
>>4180836
>It's a Lori episode
>It's an episode where Lincoln asks for a hug
>>4180876
has Lori even got her own episode yet?
>It's a Lori discovers Lincoln has a crush on her but decides not to confront him on it episode
>It's a Leni also finds out Lincoln has a crush on Lori and is jealous about b-plot
>>4180883
I love those episodes
>>4180825
>It's a Carol is thirsty for the Lincoln Log episode
>>4180871
Its a Clyde finds his dads alcohol stash gets wildly drunk and mistakes the buzzsaw in the garage for Lori, sticks his dick inside after turning it on followed by him horribly mutilating himself episode.
>>4180883
>that episode where Leni asked Lincoln to make her a sandwich
>that episode where she did it again
>>4180887
>The Lincoln organizes a mutiny against her seemingly unfair and has to undo that mistake and apologize because he was wrong and Lori was actually correct in the way she handled the home alone situations episode.
>It's a Lori molests Leni and threatens to kill her if she ever talks about it episode
>that episode that aired on Nick at Nite a few days ago where Clyde gets shot by the police and was so graphic that it got replaced by George Lopez 6 minutes into the episode
>>4180894
>that episode where Carol can't contain herself and commits a crime
>>4180902
>it's a Leni starts making some rules episode
>it's a Lincoln sleep-fucks his sisters episode
>>4180902
>It's a Lincoln skullfucks Leni and violently jizzes down her throat when she asked him for a sandwich a second time episode
>It's a Lincoln's boner takes control episode
>It's a /tlhg/ starts talking about a it's a episode meme.
>>4180916
I seem to remember it going a different way
>It's a Lori loses her cellphone and has to deal with reality episode
>>4180926
>it's a Lily sleep-fucks her sisters episode
>it's a Lynn tries her hand at deathmatch wrestling episode
>it's an episode
>it's a Lincoln walks in on Mom and Dad having sex episode
>it's a loud family goes camping and Lincoln sticks his dick in a hornets nest just to see how it would feel episode
>it's a Leni discovers the joys of being plowed by a dozen dicks at once episode
How did Nick get away with that one?
>>4180966
>It's a Lincoln has to dress up like his dad in order to go along with Lucy for bring your father to school day since their real dad is busy but he somehow ends up fucking his mom by the end of the episode episode.
>nickeleodeon schedule
>loud house
>ties that bind
>it's a lisa fucking dies episode
my favorite
>>4180977
The most surprising part was when they showed the results of the pregnancy test.
>>4180976
>mfw there was a fat anon wearing a leni shirt crying in the background the entire time
who knew Savino was so savage?
>>4180969
What the fuck are you talking about thats not how the episode went it was a
>loud family goes camping and Lincoln sticks his dick in a hornets nest because Leni is is allergic and the don't want to switch spots since they want to swim in the lake and his sister make him out to be a bad guy for being against it and guilt trip him into doing it episode
Quit making shit up
What is the reason for have a private Discord? Draw things and never post here?
>>4180976
>It's a anon posts poor quality art post
>>4180889
>Upon further inspection, Browsing though the files in Lincoln's laptop, She found out that Lincoln instead had a thing for Carol
>Lincoln walks into his room horrified that Lori is digging though his personal files, Before he could say anything, Lori spoke
>"Lincoln! These are nude photos of Carol, Why do you have these?"
>Lincoln was sweating bullet's
>"Uhh Lori, I don't know, I think someone is leaking these around, Clyde sent me those after he received them in a email"
>Lori quickly changed her interrogative attitude into devilish glee
>"Hah, Never liked Carol anyways, I'll enjoy watching her reputation go down the toilet" Lori walks out of Lincolns room with a maniacal laugh
>Lincoln wasn't going to reveal it was Carol herself that sent him those pictures
>it's a lori gains 30 pounds episode
>>4180827
>Lincoln in a coma
No, not again.
>>4181021
Collaborations and for content makers to help each other with creative juices
>>4181021
Make the drawfags feel more special.
>It's a Lola buys too much useless shit and Lincoln has to use his savings to buy her entree fee into the big pageant episode.
>>4181072
Are you really going to start shit this early?
>>4180989
Delete this.
>>4181049
Okay I think you know who you're talking to. It's Clyde. Clyde Mcbride you're talking to Clyde it's Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, Clyde.
Good morning, /tlhg/.
>>4181123
I just noticed Linc's feet are a lot flatter and longer than Clyde's.
>it's a lily gets turned into an adult by one of Lisa's experiments episode
Tell me about Lynn. Why is her head so big?
>>4181148
BEAN HEAD
I had a dream that Luna was DMing for me. She let me play a homebrew race called "Baboon", which just charged thing and took their faces off. It was a lot of fun, and I now have a warm place in my heart for Luna.
>>4181130
You know what they say about big feet Lincoln is also taller than Clyde too since they are almost the same height with Lincoln sitting down.
>>4181161
>You know what they say about big feet
big shoes?
>>4181148
Because her body didn't grow with the rest of her
>>4181167
big DICK
Do you think there's gonna be an episode where they try to give her a makeover?
>>4181175
Is this a meme or legit
>>4181184
Just as much of a meme/myth as bbc
>>4181195
So it's not true
If Loud House so is so God Damn popular, why is it only airing for a half hour today? And that's the New episode!
>>4181209
the same reason SU is only airing for a half hour today
>>4181204
It turns out that there is a connection between the size of men's shoes and the length of penis. There is a very simple mathematical formula, which regulates the shoes-penis dependence: H=(L+5)/2. L stands for the foot length in centimeters, whereas H designates the sought length of manhood. There can be exceptions from the rule found of course, like it always happens, although the formula proved to be correct with 90 percent of the polled men. Thus, a man wearing shoe size 41 has a 15-centimeter long penis. The chart continues with shoe size 43 - 18.4 centimeters, shoe size 44 - 21.6 centimeters, shoe size 45 - 24.4 centimeters, etc.
The above-mentioned mathematical formula has a physiological significance too: a male fetus develops genitals and extremities at almost one and the same period of time. The growth of one organ stimulates the development of the other.
Researchers are currently studying another formula to calculate the diameter of the reproductive organ: the diameter is said to be linked with the width of man's feet.
what if lucy cyclops?
>>4181204
Just like everything the way the human body grows is decided by genetics not race or the size of other pieces of the body
>>4181218
I don't know that reason
I hope Lucy is singing in House Music.
>>4181227
So if Mr Loud managed to bone Mama Loud 10 times without a condom, he must have some good genetics...
This is my older brother he will fuck u up
>tfw it's back to work day for everyone
God this place is dead
>>4181328
NOW THE STRAYIANS CAN COME OUT TO PLAY
>>4181328
Work is where the writefags come up with ideas.
>>4181404
I have an idea for a fic I want to work on but I've been stuck phone fagging for the last 3 days.
This is my Lisa
>>4181455
This is mexiloli
>>4181466
Can we call her a chalupa.
>>4180601
Knowing Lynn, shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>4181472
yes, yes we can
>>4181434
>Not writing in a notepad app
It works surprisingly well
>>4179625
I'm always here.
Discord? What we do?
To the person who requested Lynn and Lana playing soccer: You are not forgotten. I have an issue where I suck ass at posing and it is pissing me off. But it will get done, like I said. Don't think you are forgotten.
>>4181601
It is a Discord to discuss art and writing. I think you just put your discord name and code and they'll invite you.
>>4181606
Sweet. Well may the powers that be see that I'm: FirstRequestGuy #2896
>>4181620
Also just a warning: some people in the threads may think less of you for joining because they don't support private things. Chances are you don't care what random strangers think of you, but I just thought I'd tell you.
Nice art by the way.
>You come down the stairs into your basement with a box in your hands "Hi, Luna. How's it hanging"
>Luna is as sitting on a twin bed you left there for her. The basement was a room proper, with a lamp, side end table, dresser, and an old CRT television from the 90's
>Her hands were handcuffed behind her back
>"O-oh, hey dude! What's up?"
>"Well, I got a little something for you."
>"Awww, baby you didn't have to."
>"Well, you know me. Always giving everything away."
>You set the box down on the bed, take a seat next to her, and open it up. There's an old CD player inside with dozens of albums for the early to late 90's.
>"I thought, you know since you like music so much, that you'd appreciate my old stash from back in the day."
>"W-wow dude. I-I don't know what to say."
>"It's been a while since you listened to any music hasn't it?"
>Tears begin to form in her eyes "Yeah, a real long time..." She begins sobbing uncontrollably. She places her forehead on her chest "So long... I-I just wanna go home! I wanna go home!"
>You move her face to your's "You are home."
>You set up the CD player and pop in the album 'Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness'. The open track starts playing http://youtu.be/JFEftsKAUvY
>"I'll come back down later, okay. See you in a little while."
>"O-okay, bye... A-and thanks for the CD player!"
>"Anything for you, Luna. Anything."
>>4179625
>>4181598
I honestly didn't think of that thanks anon I'll look into one.
>>4181606
Is someone just going around making soccer requests?
>>4181667
Haha maybe. That picture will probably help me also with posing and junk so thanks!
>>4181684
herdie verdie verdie
>>4181789
My dick just went into overdrive
>>4181789
I just looked up herdie verdie verdie. Verdie is a name meaning "one who speaks truth", but I can't find anything for herdie.
Was that lewd thunderstorm fic ever finished?
Help help
>>4181756
Leni as Scott Sterling? Well I guess it explains her thought process.
>>4181810
It's just fake Swedish. Like dinga donga durgen.
>>4181798
Dick not going into maximum Over drive and here I thought you were a Luna fag.
>>4181849
holy shit 100 degrees that's when water boils!
>>4181849
The elite beat agents aren't coming.
>tfw we hear her sing death metal in house music
hey guys, panicattack here
http://pastebin.com/u/panicattack
i just hit 10,000 views on pastebin. i don't think it's quite sunk in yet, this milestone seemed impossibly distant when i first started, but i just wanted to say thank you. thanks to anybody who's ever read my fics, thank you to anyone who's shared them, and especially thank you if you've jerked off to them.
your support means the world to me, and i love you. sexually.
>>4181908
More like the cure or my chemical romance
>>4181911
I beat off to that In N Out story, which I still need to draw from.
>>4181916
No, death metal is confirmed to be her favorite genre.
>>4181917
ULTRAHAAAAAND
thank you! i love the art you've drawn, especially the stuff based on my stories
keep being awesome
>>4181890
That's what I thought, but I just wanted to make sure.
>>4181953
ultrahand is great
>>4181931
When in the show do they "prove" this and I said show not fanart
>>4181966
Oh, that's very good. I would not be able to do that.
>>4181970
it's in a promo, specifically the lucy promo.
mrs. loud asks lucy what her favorite music is and she says death metal
>>4181994
Which one show me the url for it.
>>4182007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4fgsPR6b8
>>4180577
morn
>>4182015
Ah ok then also thanks never saw this.
>Mrs. Loud called Lucy cute
Lucy confirmed for cutest Loud.
>@everyone Invites for the OG /tlhg/ Loud House discord is open today only, Get in while you can https://discord.gg/qvDuv
@4182096
>discord
oh boy here we go again we're not starting this again no (you)s for you etc etc
>>4182130
This isn't a private one. This is just a normal one that for some reason they weren't giving out invites too. It's a today only thing that I heard about so I was just posting it incase someone wanted to join. Not bait.
@4182152
that's dumb. if its the normal one why would it be a today only thing?
>>4182130
But how else am I suppose to fit in like the cool kids anon?
>>4182152
Unless they stream episodes then don't even bother with discord
which loud would you want to be in Tails gets trolled and why? what part would they play in the grand scheme of things?
Requesting a fic based off of this pic
So i dont know if its common knowledge or what, but i happened upon this gem from everyones favorite drawfag
https://youtu.be/d5r1Wsvfy6w
>>4182222
>he didnt already know
>>4182222
I saw it, but it just wasn't funny. Nice quads though.
What did Ronnie-Anne mean by this expression?
>>4182241
Is this why people hate him
>>4182261
nah, it's because he can't draw lewd or hands for shit
GA GA
>>4182260
>tfw the boy of your dreams is right next to you yet you're too beta to ask him out
>tfw your bro's bitch of a GF set this up so you have to suffer
>tfw you'll always be close to something you want only for it to be out of reach of your 11 year old arms
>>4182294
Ronnie Anne is made for suffering
>>4182355
What games does she like? She is a gamer, after all.
>>4182222
We've already seen it.
It's about as interesting and about as well animated as one of those educational videos.
>>4182370
FIFA I guess? I dont know
>>4182184
I just want TGT recreated with Lucy as Tails, Lincoln as Sonic, and Postal Lincoln as Shadow.
That would be fucking hilarious
>>4182355
Mirrors edge, she likes hopping over things
>>4182399
>tfw Sonic is one of the trolls
>>4182389
KoF.
She's supposed to be mexican, after all.
>>4182410
Fuck this
Requesting this with Lori and Lily
>>4182436
what chapter is that from? i've never seen it before
Ignore this post if you don't have abandonment issues. Respond if you are butch homosex
>>4182451
There like 12 of them and still going. Have to re-read it
>>4182465
there's 21
>It's an episode where Lincoln learns that Hope Rides Alone.
Here an OC LQ Lana.
>>4182501
>it's an episode where lincoln's got a burning like his veins are filled with nothing but gasoline
>and with a spark it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen
>>4182361
YOU'VE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOU
gimmie the bleeding tickets mate
>>4181846
Author mentioned a few times that he's insanely busy lately, but he said he'd try and get back to it on Wednesday. Yesterday he wrote a Luna fic for someone. Someone have the link?
>>4182522
>"penis penis penis penis"
>"only cause of those dubs you poser"
>>4182544
bobby gets no respect
>>4182522
I wish she would drop the obnoxious accent, and use whatever voice she had in the pilot. She was unbearable in for Bros about to Rock, because of her stupid drawn out way of talking.
I made a proper pastebin account so I can edit things I want to keep working on. http://pastebin.com/u/AbuseGuy
BTW I'm not trying to be narcissistic, it just seems to be easier to call it my stuff instead of "Luna Leni and Lori Abuse Fics plus so other stuff that isn't really abuse"
>>4182520
DELETE THIS. NOODLE IS NOT FOR LEWD. JUST FOR LOVING.
>>4182555
How DARE you
>>4179625
So, are we redrawing JJ stuff? Should I do it? Could I do it?
I don't know.
>>4182576
Yeah people have redrawn scenes before
I don't think JumpJump would mind
>>4182570
>it's DARE
>The View is on in the break room
>bitches gawking about how anyone with even a slight mental disorder like minor depression or tourrettes should have guns taken away
>think this will stop gun violence
>90% or mental health gun violence is suicide
Why do people think they can solve gun violence by taking away guns from regular people?
>>4182612
why do you think this is loud related just because you posted lola?
>>4182616
Because it's Monday morning and no one's on. And no one cares.
LAME-O
>>4182652
i've never seen el chavo but ronnie anne in pigtails does stuff to my DICK
>>4182612
Because some people think if you get rid of guns no one is going to be able to shoot schools or stores they think gun crime will just stop even though you could just get a gun illegally.
>>4182612
Why would you ever watch the View?
>>4182652
>LAME-O
where does that line came from? show's crew? or it's just headcanon?
>>4182671
Because I can't change it. It's nailed to the wall and only HR has the remote
>>4182686
No wonder you're on /tlhg/
>>4182722
What does this mean? Why do koreans like this show?
>>4182722
Is it just me or is Lisa finally starting to get some love?
>>4182740
don't they like what we like in general?
Did anyone catch this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZYkMr1ptYg
>>4182750
So are Koreans westaboos?
>>4182750
I think so...
>>4182509
Cute!
>>4182740
This is like harem anime to them.
Can someone please
>>4182770
Basically, but for whatever reason they really seem to like Loud House. Probably because of all the cute imoutos
>it's a Lucy said she was on the pill but she really wasn't episode
>>4182786
Intredasting
>>4182744
i love her
>>4182799
please what? check those dubs?
>>4182799
sorry, i can't
yo /tlhg/ anybody got a draw request today?
>>4182744
>>4182807
I love her too
>>4182603
I might give it a try. Love his stuff.
What would be the best or the one you'd like to see?
>>4182803
It's a "Lynn and Lucy both get pregnant at the same time for some reason" episode
Which Louds are ticklish?
>>4182811
Lucy saving Lincoln from bullies.
>>4182799
ok.
>>4182811
the louds getting ready for this week
>>4182811
Clyde as Femto.
You may know the rest.
>>4182816
I don't know the best scene to redraw just give the comic a quick re-read and draw whatever scene you liked
Requesting a fic where ronnie anne beef stews lincoln, but instead of him being mortified and embarrassed, he pops a boner
>>4182820
It's a "nobody in the Loud house knows where babies come from which is why they have 11 children" episode
>>4182856
beef stew?
>>4182869
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=0OAbGiq1yDA
>>4182811
this with Lori
I've been away for the past few days.
What have I missed?
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>4182898
Thanks, it's from a web comic called Tails Gets Trolled. It maybe the greatest web comic ever made. Every panel is a reaction picture I shit you not. Try to make it in MSPaint if you can if not that's okay.
>>4182958
>>4182961
sexual gratification after a particularly big shit
>>4182958
Drawfriend came back last night and answered a few of our questions. He's finally stopped giving a shit and posted some art.
>>4182961
She wants to be happy and cute only for someone.
>>4182981
What'd he say? I wasn't here
>>4182964
OH SHIT, yeah i know that, but yeah good suggestion, i should do that
>>4182981
Wait, he did? When?
>>4182994
he forgives us
>>4182981
I have several questions.
>>4183020
>us
>>4182799
Sorry, but I'd rather not.
lucy is cute
>>4183083
Hue. Nice.
>>4183083
Link please?
>>4183085
I'd let her cast a spell on me.
It's hard to believe the hiatus is only hours away from ending. It feels like yesterday we were all complaining about it beginning and now it's over. What's one of your favorite highlights from the hitaus?
>>4183110
>STILL UP
use the fucking catalogue
>>4183118
She's 8
>>4183132
There's a billion threads, I dunno which one it is friend.
>>4183129
I'd say the Lola rape fic aftermath. I haven't laughed that hard in a while
>>4183141
And?
>>4183129
>TFW IT WILL BE 1 AM FOR ME BY THE TIME THE MEGA IS UP
OH CYKA BLYAT
>>4183129
Sonicposter. He was fun albeit irritating.
>>4183157
the one with luna with the filename of "herdie verdie verdie"
She's sad, /tlhg/.
What are you doing about it?
>>4183129
Probably the comfy nighttime discussions.
>>4183172
>CYKA BLYAT
what does that mean?
>>4183157
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4177132/#4178561
No.4178561
GUYS HOLY SHIT A BUILDING IS ON FIRE
>>4183189
Give her a cute scarf.
>>4183189
Grope.
>>4183204
spit on it
>>4183129
Only the content.
>>4183197
it means
CYKA
CYKA BLYAT
IDI NAHUI
>>4183189
Louds cry.
Savino die.
>>4183204
fucking Lisa and her experiments
>>4183129
when that guy landed the 360 flip
>>4183129
There were no highlights
>>4183129
(wrong quote)
I still feel kinda proud/fulfilled in writing, and I'm glad I ocould keep on doing it during the hiatus, even though I'm no big shot
>>4183129
i learned about /f/lockdraw despite no one here uses it often i miss when we had like a bunch of people drawing shit, pretty comfy
>mere hours until the new episode
I hope a nice anon can stream the episode for us non-americans...
>>4183238
Could I get a link to it? I hear so much about this lola rapefic, but I never get to read it.
>>4183317
That feel when you know the episode is coming out but have to dog sit with gf and can't watch it until tomorrow maybe and you'll have to do it everyday this week.
>>4183129
Chilling out on discord and the threads keeping each other busy with shitty/godlike fic ideas. Never stop tlhg never stop
>>4183355
http://pastebin.com/C28ePgJi
>>4183354
who would she main
>>4183354
But does she like junkrat?
>>4183407
Recon-mode bastion
>>4183189
>"Hey, you okay?" You I see Lucy sitting on the living room floor with her head hanging down
>"I guess so."
>"You wanna talk about it?"
>"...not really."
>"Alright" You decide to leave her alone for a while and let her snap out of it herself
>An hour later she's still just sitting there
>"Hey! What's you problem. If you've got an issue speak up."
>She doesn't respond
>You drag her up by the hand
>Her body is as limp as a noodle when to hold her up
>"Listen... to... me... If you're going to live in my house you need to follow my rules. You're upset, fine. But if I tell you to talk to me you better fucking talk to me. Clear!?"
>No response
>"God, I'm so fucking done with you! Why are you even like this!? Is the world really that hard! Fucking grow up you baby!"
>She whispers "i can't. i'll always feel like this... forever..."
>You throw her back down onto the ground "For fucks sake! I swear to God
if your not off the floor in the next five minutes you're out of here! I'm so fucking done with your shit!"
>>4183354
>she plays hanzo widow only to piss people off and to continue the smug loli narrative
>>4182681
>where does that line came from? show's crew? or it's just headcanon?
It came from her message to Linc.
>>4182803
Lucy's too young to need the pill anyways.
>>4183407
>>4183410
I don't know anything about the game, but the porn tells me that Angel is the hottest.
>>4183446
>Misha is still posting
>>4183438
>lucy abuse
Don't. Abuse. The. Lucy.
>>4183438
>limp as a noodle
Stop. You know the storm that will unleash.
>>4183442
>Ronnie's VA could be in any game I play
>costing me the match by not switching to other heros
Man im triggered and in the mood to play overwatch
Five hours people. We can make it
>>4183415
Fuck turretwatch
>>4183518
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE
>>4183129
I liked the battle between drawfriend and MSPaint guy
>>4183565
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Many keks were had that night
>>4183415
i really fucking wish they gave recon bastion his own kit instead of existing just to move bastion around, such a waste of a good looking rifle it has, same with D.va out of her mech
I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone.
>>4183129
when several people joined my side in the hate against avatarfags
personally don't mind the discord because it keeps them from being gay here
>>4183565
>>4183580
>that fucking savagery about hands
>>4183565
That was pretty cute.
>>4183594
Most of the people are all right, in terms of content creators, but Avatarfags get on my nerves. They can't just have a name? They got spam their shitty homestuck pictures?
>>4183296
5 more hours loudbros!
>>4180670
>>it's a Lincoln has dirty raunchy sex with Luna in a cramped porta potty outside a concert episode
You made me spit out my drink on myself laughing at that. The worse part is, I would read that fic if someone wrote it.
Who is the least liked sibling in the Loud House among the siblings?
>>4183129
People suddenly turning on Cell. It was unexpected but hilarious watching everyone rip Cell a new one
>>4183623
Well, now I might. Just need a few more ideas to compliment it.
>>4183611
Hey Caliborn calmed down a lot with the avatarfagging and his fics are neat
>>4183643
I regret ever mentioning that Cell died. I thought I would be a fun little comment but instead turned the general to shit
>>4183673
>tfw you've bullied Luna before
Sorry Luna.
>>4183596
The hand one was hilarious, but I loved the jab at Drawfriends portfolio being incest-only a lot more
"Finally, a real cuck artist, just what we need!"
>>4183665
This. He makes great fics
>>4183685
don't give yourself that much importance
>>4183665
Yeah you're right. Now if only Drawfriend would quit being a whiner all would be right with the world.
>>4183693
Lucy's Idol was adorable
>>4183700
He seemed pretty chill last night. I think he's finally stopped giving a shit about what people think.
>>4183700
>Drawfriend
>Not whining
He had some retarded "ask me anything" thing going on last night, and it was stupid af. Unsurprisingly, a lot of comments were people sucking his dick and asking when he'd be back.
So some guy last night was taking invites to the /tlhg/ discord. Is there any reason to join that if I have no urge to make content?
>>4183697
Thanks
>tfw at work till 5
Hopefully the mega is up by then
>>4183737
There's no real reason to join at all.
>>4183737
It's not the content creators discord
It's arguably more pointless than the content creator one.
Post pure maidens.
>>4183766
Lynn is a cute.
I want to see her being cheered on during one of her games.
>>4183772
>>4183760
this
>>4183772
>>4183772
>>4183737
If your not making content or attempting to then no.
>>4183767
Is there a reason to join the content creator one if I produce nothing? Do I get to see some art/fics I wouldn't see on the booru? I like fics the most but there are so many that never end up on the booru for me to read.
Also does anyone know where I can get a cleaner version of this image?
>>4183732
ugh what a shame
this is why I much prefer daytime /tlhg/, we don't suck content creator dicks
>>4183772
The purest.
>>4183802
Most of the stuff on the discord gets posted here it's not used for much except shitposting.
>>4183802
you aren't allowed in if you don't produce anything
>>4183811
yeah, we should be running them out with pitchforks instead
>>4183802
No there's literally no reason.
All fics and art posted there get posted here, and it's usually just combination of shitposting a bunch when we're not working on anything, and helping each other out in art/writing.
You're not missing much at all. The ones that don't show up on the booru are because people don't put them there.
>>4183811
>Waah why isn't everyone a shitposting asshole
>>4183811
Daytime /tlhg/ is probably the worst due to all the autists. Nighttime is comfy and the old writers and artists chill with us.
>>4183828
>11 year old me will never jump into the arms of Leni
>>4183469
>You wake up in the middle of the night
>You notice Lucy isn't next to you in bed
>You exit the room and see a light on in the dining room. Lucy is at the dining table with a notebook and pen.
>"What are you doing?"
>Lucy jumps out of her seat in shock and scrambles to hide the notebook "N-nothing. I was just having trouble sleeping."
>"So you started writing poetry?"
>She reveals the notebook she was trying to hide and holds it to her chest "Y-yes, it helps me relax."
>"Why out here and not in bed."
>"I didn't want to turn the lights on and wake you up."
>You know she's hiding something. You take a seat next to her at the table "Can I see?"
>"Umm... It's kind of p-private..."
>"Come again?" You give her a stern look
>"O-okay, but-"
>You snatch the notebook out of her hands and read from the page that she was just working on. Your eyes dart back and forth across the page. "This is about me, isn't it."
>Lucy's eyes widen "No, see I was afraid you'd get the wrong idea-"
>"You got something you wanna say to me? I'm all ears!"
>"N-no! I don't-" She tries to avert her eyes from you
>You throw the notebook back to her "...God you're so pathetic. Can't even look me in the eyes and talk to me like a fucking adult. Go back to shit talking me in you're little poem. I'm going to bed."
>Tears quietly roll down Lucy's face as she holds her notebook close to her chest again.
>>4183865
daytime is comfy af what are you talkin about
especially now that the hiatus is over we can really get some discussion done
>>4183887
how about neither?
don't dickride and don't verbally assault people who make stuff for the thread?
>>4183904
>daytime is dead af
Fix.
>>4183887
Not really. the people that do rage are either being autistic or shitposting.
>>4183924
I'm just having a giggle desu
you gotta learn how to handle the bantz
>>4183924
If they're being a whiny cuck then we should.
A cute Lynn is a cute Lynn.
>>4183905
there really is a weird amount of poop related stuff in this show
>>4183947
Well yeah, the clue's in the name
>>4183945
>Cuck
Nigga get back to /Pol/ with that shit or at least use it in the correct pretext. Besides If their being whiny it's because the rampant unjustified autism being thrown their way.
>>4183947
>>4183988
That you Spidey?
>>4183590
Dude, Recon Bastion is a fucking beast even with his current setup.
his SMG does more damage then 76
>>4183947
A cucked Lynn is a cute Lynn!
>>4183988
here, have some more
>>4183994
>>4183983
>correct pretext
Should we stop using asshole and bitch as insults because they're not in the correct pretext either, you fucking cuck?
>>4184016
>>4184025
>>4184004
true
>>4184020
>ad hominem
at least try to debate m8.
>>4184009
the thing that gets me the most is that she took the time to wad up tissue to put in his nose. That's how you know this isn't just like a "hey wouldn't it be funny to shit on linc when he's sleeping" thing but more of an "I'm going to receive sexual pleasure by defecation on my brothers chest without his consent"
>>4183656
Well I if you do make it I eagerly await. If you do make it could throw it up on the Booru if I miss your post?
>>4184066
i can jerk off to this now
>>4184074
Yeah sure.
>>4184079
your to kind anon
>>4184056
yes lets have an intelligent thought out debate with evidence and pointing out logical fallacies on 4chan. That's a neat trick.
>>4184105
Doesn't need to be thoughts out or intelligent but, get that nigger tier 1st grade arguing out of here.
I'm not familiar with any streams outside of all the terrible quality shit you find by goggling so maybe a kind anon post a stream for a few seconds and then delete it?
>>4184143
I want to hear Lucy's secrets.
>>4183727
when will he get his own portrait
>>4184105
When the alternative is being an autistic shit posting faggot whinning, causing drama and stirring feces on everyone's screens like some 12 year old nigger just for some giggles, yeah sure.
>>4184143
>Luna playing with Lily
That's cute man.
>>4184184
Never
>>4184191
Those are all things drawfiend did
>>4184208
>Pot and kettle
Serously kis.
>>4184219
Kiss? Kiss who? Kiss drawfiends ass? I don't think so. Also I already own a pot and kettle
>>4184246
You can suck his ass for all I care.
And your pot and kettle a shit. Kiss them goodbye, faget.
Did this thread just die?