Zootopia Thread: Sound asleep Edition
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CARROT KING blowjobs
First for Gideon's sick skater skills.
One last sleepyhead for me. My roommate/artist got to the section in Inside where the water person appears, and now she needs me to watch her or else she says she won't be able to play.
Shilling for the new thread:
Years after the events of the movie, Judy is busy cleaning out her apartment, when an old photograph resurfaces memories of times past. Come check out "Five Years Forward" by Grizz!
Text here:
http://pastebin.com/5ZGpcPf8
Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/five-years-forward
Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. Remember that happiness wouldn't feel so sweet if we didn't feel sad once in a while to remind us to appreciate it.
>>4138493
That fox is RADICAL!
Why can't I stop thinking about them?
>>4138515
>>4130411
Is this person gone?
>>4138596
The expression most bunnies make when thinking about predators.
Future-Mayor Canidae here.
I'd like to try writing some greentexts, because I've never done them before. Can I get some requests?
Anyone seen Nate in a while? I miss him.
>>4138731
Last I heard he was putting his stuff on pastebin
>>4138776
Well I hope he's doing good. Guys a cool dude.
Yesterday, Zootopia show is closed already? Aww.
>>4138501
I hope you guys have fun with Inside!
>>4138517
Because they are well made and likable characters.
>>4138845
This is true
>>4138596
we need that comic
>Nick is mad that Jack is watching Judy so much
>What he doesn't see is that Jack was probably watching him even more
>Jack is only watching Judy to figure out if she and Nick are an item
>Nick thinks Jack is singling him out for critiques just to make him look bad, when in fact Nick is doing everything fine but Jack needs reasons to go talk with him
>Jack gives him his number finally, hoping Nick will make him his new buttslut
What are you listening to, late-nighters?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=24wdT0Ms1jQ
>>4138845
Are there any picture of the two of them banging out in the parents carrot fields?
>>4137591
>>4137667
"We ended up helping him pay for his own apartment now."
>>4137823
"Well, I'm an accountant for a engineering company. I handle finance plannings."
>>4137619
>>4137632
>>4137681
>>4137691
>>4137774
>>4137861
"You're all making Brian really uncomfortable here."
>>4137744
"Oh, yes, I do know Alec well. He gave me his apartment to stay. We used to hang out a lot before I got the job at Zoogle."
>>4138140
"Not really, just left to go get ourselves ready for the day. We've got some work to do for now.
I'm still unsure why would Alec visit this site. I mean, he's weird, should've expected it."
"Y-Yeah, I guess. Yeah.
Well, we might have to stop here. We both have places to go. See you later, um... thread? I don't know."
>>4138693
Canidae and Swinton meeting bumping into each other during their off time.
>>4138869
http://youtu.be/K5jvUXij7nU
>>4138693
Greentext your plans to usurp slutty Swinton. Be as lewd as possible.
>>4138869
Watching some EVO vids between posts,
>>4138869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEVb_HQuxQA
While playing some Mechwarrior Online.
>>4138898
I just wanted a basketball buddy... that's not a sex or creepy thing its literally just basketball!
Well if you ever change your mind and wanna shoot some hoops you come on back, you both seem really cool. Sorry about the creepy goobers, you two have a nice day.
>>4138869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzIHLu9Zckk
>>4138898
How long have you been in the city, are there any particular spots you guys tend to hand out at?
>>4137065
He did?
Someone post the Mrs. Wilde version.
>>4138985
When did you first started joining these threads?
>>4138693
Canidae goes to a Gazelle concert, she spills spaghetti
>>4138995
NICE.
Thanks.
>>4138996
march
>>4138996
Approximately a month and a half ago, I think.
I blame bunanon
>>4138869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GzMx9CnhVk
>>4138996
First heard of them when I was keeping up with TLS.
Found myself lurking not long afterwards.
>>4138996
I forget, honestly. I think it was around the time people starting booing Weaver for posting TLS on /co/ so I followed him here and liked it better. Maybe it was before that and the Weaver thing was just the last straw before I stopped going there completely. It's kinda hard to recall.
>>4138996
Yesterday...Well, early today, technically.
>>4139024
He got shit on for TLS?! Why? TLS was great!
>>4138967
>Mystery Skulls
Good taste
I think it's good. The gold mechs were really like donations, more than anything.
Mech on mech fighting is still fun to me.
>>4138996
My gf I saw the movie back in April and started frequenting the /co/ threads. After dealing with their bullshit janitors, my gf and I started checking out the /trash/ and were surprised by how comfy it is. So we've been coming here since May.
>>4139042
Because /co/, anon.
Co jannies are autistic as fuck about furries.
>>4139042
It wasn't TLS he got shit on for, it was the stuff he'd done unrelated to Zootopia. /co/'s painfully autistic.
>>4139010
alec, why don't you have porn of alec meers on your nsfw tumblr?
>>4139075
Because I realized that some of my irl friends follow me on that Tumblr.
It's already embarrassing enough I openly draw NSFW furry art. Last thing they need is my fursona being degraded to a fuck toy
>>4138996
When my computer died around June 15th
>>4139086
...You can have friends irl?
...What's it like?
>>4138857
http://failedfurrydenialblog.tumblr.com/post/147401541424
>>4139078
Yes, it was. That's basically the event that opened the floodgates for all of the content creators to get pushed out. One board's trash is another board's treasure, I guess. I bet they regret the fuck out of it now.
>>4139097
I think they dont give a shit.
>>4139086
Ah, that's rough. You're one of my faves, btw.
>>4139095
Terrible.
Regular banter against me and mockery over the fact that my Hanzo skills are subpar.
10/10 would hang out
>>4139086
Holy crap, you just realized one day they were following you? Good god I would crawl in a hole and die if that happened to me. If I had my fursona on there too dressed like me I'd probably go back in time and abort myself.
>>4138996
I noticed that Weaver started doing Zootopia stuff, and noticed that someone was dumb enough to link to a /trash/ thread that had long been dead.
First introduction to /trash/, and I've been lurking and eventually posting here since. It was... around the time that Bunanon first started showing up/Weaver or someone posting the final version of the complete Late Stake.
I didn't start posting until Zoot's fucking 2 day RP Party burnt the house down, and OC emerged with:
1. impersonating Weaver by saying that '[he] regretted making a fursona'
and
2. tried to drive off Comicanon who was shilling his latest chapter by stating he was glad that Comic's dog was dead.
I had to call the douchebag out and I've been posting ever since.
Not a drawfag, and not much of a writefag, but I was part of the few people that got the interest in Honey started when the spitball of her being an ex or FWB with Nick caught some interest.
So I guess that's my great contribution to these threads.
>>4139110
There's no one in their threads to give a shit. They were fucking moping about the threads dying a few days ago.
>>4139097
The only people left on /co/ are the ones that hate lewd. So that bunch of uptight puritans are probably glad they got rid of all those sinful content creators so they can be left with a PG-13 barren wasteland.
>>4139122
>So I guess that's my great contribution to these threads.
As someone who was present when that shit went down, I salute you.
Fuck OC the OG.
>>4139122
Fighting OC is a trial all anons who seek greatness must pass. You have proven yourself worthy of the title "fukin kuk furry trash". Wear it proudly.
http://pastebin.com/PPqAZWKL
reshilling fic for new thread.
Nick x Judy.
Contains some of the lightest bondage you'll ever see. Barely even bondage.
>>4139126
>>4139128
Yea, Mechanic was the very public face of all the /co/ refugees who kept having to come here to post, but hating every moment that they had to stay and jumped ship everytime a /ztg/ thread got past a janitor.
Someone even got a cap of Mechanic begging all the /co/mrades to forgive him for the great sin of posing in /trash/ and that he didn't like it and shit. Even after everyone here, to the best of my knowledge, was perfectly nice to him and didn't try to fuck with him other than asking why he stayed in a place where the mods hated him.
>>4139190
>/co/fugees acting like retards
Stop the presses
>>4139190
Everyone left in /co/ deserves /co/, IMO.
>>4139030
Welcome to the Trash.
>>4139190
What does he do to piss off the mods there? Doesn't he just draw stills from the movie?
>>4139190
>Even after everyone here, to the best of my knowledge, was perfectly nice to him and didn't try to fuck with him other than asking why he stayed in a place where the mods hated him.
Pretty much.
I think there was one stickler who had an issue with Mechanic's liberal use of ellipses, but otherwise we were pretty friendly.
>>4139221
He likes something the /co/ mod doesn't like.
>>4139221
Mods in general, or at least one crusading one, just hate /ztg/ threads and kept deleting threads.
Then even Mechanic got pissed off and tried to protest it, getting a lot of his posts deleted, and even getting a ban, last I heard.
>>4138996
round the beginning of May
A reminder that vampire Judy is for sexy nibbles.
>>4138996
Yesterday as well. I've occasionally popped in for the /sug/ threads after they got banished here, but yesterday followed a thread for ValSalia's webcomic and happened across this.
...I only saw Zootopia like a week ago.
>>4139190
Not all people are comfortable with lewds and that's okay. Mechanic was perfectly nice to everyone and even did a couple of requests for local anons, he never hid the fact /trash/ was his side chick but still was very polite about it. In fine with people not liking things that I like you know.
>>4139030
>>4139203
>>4139206
>MFW i'm a first wave /co/ refugee
>MFW I enjoy these threads far more than the /co/ ones
>MFW I can't enjoy a /co/ thread because of all the autistic mods and janitors
>MFW I've come to hate the board I've come from and the majority of its posters
>>4139277
Even comic got used to lewds tho
Wanted to say thanks to you guys.
Pretty sure I was dealing with minor depression for a few months from October-March, I was disinterested in everything, stopped seeing friends, just spent the day either working or sleeping. Really shitty few months where I didn't feel like I was alive. I'm feeling better now, being able to just be a part of this community was one of the contributing factors that pulled me out of whatever funk I was in. So thanks. Sleep well everyone.
>>4139277
Yeah... I make a lot of use of the "hide post" button myself.
I mean, to each their own but I'm not thrilled about seeing some of it.
>>4139277
/co/'s general stance definitely goes beyond that though. They even have this weird propaganda mentality where they just make shit up to feel superior or try and convince others that it's true, and come here in spite of porn to shit things up. They've not done it in a couple of weeks though.
>>4139266
Come on buncula, lay off a bit. He has work in the morning.
>>4139297
Sleep tight, better bunner
>>4139030
Welcome. You're here forever now.
>>4139311
He can always sate her hunger using other methods.
>>4139286
You assimilated without bitching about fetishes or causing a fukin mess, good. I'm sorry about your ousting from your homeland, but such is the way of life.
>>4139297
>>4139286
I lost /co/, /x/ and /tg/ for a time, I share your pain
>>4139220
I feel so at home among this refuse.
>>4139281
Nice, the qt3.14 furry girls will lessen the pain from the nightmarish hellscape I'm already in.
>>4139329
That just makes me think, if I actually posted my fetishes here I'm pretty sure people would hate me. Luckily I can read a mood. Unlike SOME...
>>4139310
Yeah, I think I recall something about that.
Wasn't there someone on /co/ who was bragging about trolling Bunanon posts or something?
>>4139277
I can understand that, but lewd isn't all we do.
Beneath the lewd and all the talk of cucking and people getting sick of people talking about cucking, we have plenty of content that's around that he could focus on.
Stuff like the teen Gazelle/Nick romance, the non-lewd WildeHopps comics like Rem's Silent Night, and even odd fucking stuff like CARROT KING.
But Mechanic's fucking post made it seem like we forced lewd onto his innocent eyes like he was Alex DeLarge. That's what pissed me off, like he felt he was too good to post in a comfortable environment.
...Well, as comfortable as one can get on 4chan, but still.
>>4138996
March 19th, 12:12 PM Pacific time. But that was just to see what was going on over here, I didn't start chaining threads in tabs until May 12th around 12:20 AM. I think there was an outbreak of persecuting /co/ zoo threads at the time and I had to have something open where I could make posts of things I found on Twitter/Pixiv.
>>4139353
That was OC the OG
>>4139328
>1464921273995.png
You missed a golden opportunity to name this image "prey together".
>>4139286
Same here. I can't really stand /co/ anymore.
>>4139353
The funny part is those 2 posts they made were just repeating what bunanon already said and then taking credit for it. The shitposts they did besides that were worse.
>>4139297
I'm glad we can be of some help.
>>4139364
Renamed. One of these days I'm going to write a vamp Judy, ghoul Nick story.
I'm not sure if the thread remembers this, but a month or so ago, we used to have drawing sessions in aggie.io.
I personally thought those were fun, and wanted to try and bring them back.
I'd like to hear what the thread thinks of this before I do that, though.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10758730
I hope I'm not disrupting the conversation too much with this.
So, what do you guys think about my first attempt at giving my OCs a story?
I'm not gonna give them a specific story, since I got nothing in mind, more of just character interaction.
>>4139356
At the risk of sounding like a prick, /trash/ threads seem to be more geared towards anons who can handle stepping outside their comfort zone.
>>4139384
Also, ignore Mindy's tuff hair in that pic. Removed it after the sketch was made.
>>4139382
Oh man I kept getting hung up on how much it'd hurt the character to have her torn away from her happy police life but what if I reskin the entire ZPD, like Bogo is the Camarilla Sheriff and Judy's ambition is to be one of his Hounds.
Hell I could make Lionheart the Prince and Bellwether one of the Primogens and reskin the entire plot of the movie.
>>4139384
THEIR ATTEMPTS TO RESIST THE LEWD ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
I'm looking for the writefriend that wrote pic related. I want to drawfag something from it and I need them to bounce ideas.
>>4139384
It was cute and fun? I didn't have any strong feelings really, like you said it was just general interaction. I didn't partake but seeing Brian become increasingly flustered was funny I guess.
>>4139328
>"My wife"
>The girl gasps "What is she doing on the ceiling fan?!"
>"Bending it out of place, get down Judy! Jeese, I told you not to do that."
>"Its dramatic!"
>"No, its a nuisance! You know who has to fix that when you inevitably break it? Me."
>"Hey are we still down for this? Like I'm cool with threesomes and all but I was really in this for the fox..."
>Judy huffs, "You hussy!"
>"Hussy?! You're the one who's husband is out grabbing you a third player! Without even asking if I'm down for that I might add!"
>Nick sigh heavily "Every night with this..."
>Judy drops down and gives him a poke in the ribs "Hey! I have a condition!"
>The prey crosses her arms "Is it called being open port to every fisherman in the sea?"
>Judy turns on the girl "Oh you are so getting cheese and crackered!"
>>4139384
I want more prairie dog.
>>4139317
I think a few days of dealing with me and you guys will hope this isn't true.
[spoiler]U-unless you actually enjoy my company.[/spoiler]
>>4139420
Fuck
>>4139420
Judy being bad at vampiring is weirdly adorable.
>>4138996
Sometime around May, I think. Maybe April.
What animal would make the lamest/most unfortunate looking Zootopia citizen?
Naked mole rat comes to mind immediately, but someone must know of even less flattering creatures.
>>4139393
this IS 4chins, you don't come here without an idea of the shit you might stumble upon, even if you frequent to a blueboard, imo
>>4139384
I thought it was fun, they may have been a bit burned by the thread though. Only real thing about them I found strange was their weird dislike of basketball.
>>4139444
Well at least she's gonna kill the catch they brought. Apparently? I mean I guess killing someone you're pissed at brings you up to the minimum good-vampire competence level.
>>4139420
"An open port to every fisherman on the sea"
I'd not heard this saying before. Made me snicker. :)
>>4139438
>spoilers
well aren't you the cutest little thing?
>>4139479
Wish they did work, useful and occasionally good for a laugh.
>>4138906
>"Just another sip of coffee and I'll go home."
>Tundratown.
>Ice falls just outside the window. Across the cafe, a door opens.
>Enter Mayor Swinton, ripe for re-election.
>Canidae looks up from her cup but doesn't react. Before she knows it, Swinton is sitting down next to her.
>"How do you do, Councilwoman?"
>areyoukiddingme.jpeg
>"Swinton. Level with me - do you really mean what you say about predators?"
>Pig and wolf eyes meet briefly. "Every word, councilwoman. You've heard me talk in chambers, away from the eye of the media."
>"Yes," Canidae responds, "And I've seen you show more of yourself than I ever thought possible..." A pause. "How do you do it? How are you so... confident with your body?"
>Swinton smiles, her hooves playing with the buttons on her blouse. Inch after inch exposes itself, serving as explanation.
>"I don't give it a second thought." The pig giggles, turning her torso to face Canidae. The cafe is empty as the streets outside.
>Swinton's eyes travel downward to her own breasts and she brings a hoof up to push her bangs back with sultry flair. "Just show the voters your body, Canidae, there's no shame in it. If we aren't afraid of making naked statements about our policies, why not our bodies?"
>Canidae blushes fitfully, stirring in her seat and keeping her paws on the hot beverage in front of her.
>Swinton coos at the wolf, the lids of her eyes falling to cover her intentions. "I respect you, councilwoman." She whispers, tilting her head back and pressing gently on the undersides of her full, heavy tits.
>Canidae's ears fall in disbelief. Her eyes jump rapidly between Swinton's cleavage and Swinton's barely, tantalizingly parted lips, glistening with moisture.
>"Be a little more forthcoming with your assets and maybe the voters will have more to talk about. Whatever gets them interested in politics, right? An informed voter makes for a healthy democracy."
(1/2)
>>4139444
>>4139471
Nah, she'll be fine, just gonna take a pint and make it look like she drank too much or something.
Judy's a cute bun bun not a complete monster.
>>4139490
[spoiler]I know, spoiler comedy with images are also a thing I like[/howdoesitwork?]
>>4139491
Oh boy, here we go!
>>4138869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI_X1c7crt8
>>4139527
I dunno, I was going with the whole Simpson's treehouse of horror vibe where it's a halloween episode and horrible death is treated as a complete joke, because it's self-aware non-canon.
>>4139450
An Aye-Aye
>>4139559
Wow, beat me to it by a second.
>>4139491
>Swinton leans back, buttons up her blouse, and beams a sincere smile at Canidae.
>"Learn to live a little and we'll schedule a debate, councilwoman."
>Canidae stares, biting her lip. "You... do have a way of enticing the attention of those watc- um, listening to you, Mayor Swinton."
>Swinton nods, "Political strategy, Canidae. I hope you'll give it a try."
>Canidae feels her face, cheeks still flushed with heat. She struggles to comprehend what just transpired.
>"See you at city hall, Mayor!" She calls out as the broad-bodied pig makes her way to the exit, only turning to give Canidae a wink.
(2/2) First greentext I've ever done, please be kind.
>>4139559
The Nocturnal District must be a really horrifying place.
>>4138996
since the porn dump threads, when /co/ was the go-to for discussion
i moved here for good when chumpy's stuff got deleted and weaver moved
started actively posting when /fit/lynx was around
then i FUCKING DIED about a month ago or something which is always nice
>>4139311
>forcing a nocturnal animal to work the day shift
>>4139574
It was a fun read!
>>4139382
>>4139398
I remember reading that, due to Judy's size, her preying on larger animals wouldn't be exactly deadly, I could see her just shift her working hours with Nick, since foxes are active during the night I don't think there would be much trouble, now, an highly resilient undead bunny cop with hypnotic powers and a mean punch...
>>4139574
Nice
>>4139270
Welcome to trash anon.
>>4139559
While true, they'd be horrifying to see in Zootopia, they are also primates and thus aren't the sort of mammal that would be in Zootopia.
Though I suppose the Aye-Aye could still be some kind of myth, like a Chupacabra.
>>4139270
Man, I really like that comic. Also welcome to the garbage.
>>4139628
Goodnight!
Okay, what did I miss?
>>4139617
She got hypnotic powers WAY before becoming a vamp...
>>4139647
Having said this, I do feel bad for Lemur fans who can't OC as their fave animals because they're part of the primate order.
>>4139574
>>4139660
The agreement that someone needs to do a pinup of Ozzy's Mom
>>4139602
I've been thinking about it, maybe in the case of Nick and Finnick, they worked their scam during the day because lemmings worked the day hours.
So it would be even more diabetes inducing sweet if after the period after the movie, Nick passes the rookie training period and is stationed during the night shift, so the only time he could meet Judy is at the end of each others shift
so now i'm trying to think how the vampire thing would develop
>>4139660
Wishgranter being a super cool guy.
>>4138869
https://youtu.be/tVGcWTTPSBI
>>4139479
Eh? Why Don't they work here?
>>4139660
Comfy discussions and a Swinton/Canidae greentext.
>>4139666
Yeah, wouldn't surprise me if it was you who gave her that pump-a-rump oh Prince of Hustles
>>4139647
There are some bat species that look utterly mutilated because of their echolocation adaptations. What a horrorshow this guy would be.
>>4139654
It's great, isn't it? The thread over at >>3975785 is quiet right now though.
>>4139660
I wanna get touched by femWeaver
>>4139691
They only work on media-related boards, essentially. /tg/ had to bitch for like a year before they got theirs.
>>4139679
I too am in agreement.
>>4139705
Good thing we ended up with the cute ones.
>>4139722
>>4139706
I know I said goodnight but jfc I want femWeaver to bring me an eclair and eat it off my body in the most sensual way possible.
You know, like, with her tongue.
GN for real
>>4139722
who?
>>4139705
Oh shit, I just started following that too, yinglets so cute...
>>4139722
I want me and an anon to spitroast him.
>>4139729
I don't have his original pics, but Batanon was both a drawfag and writefag.
I think he still hangs out on the Discord.
>>4139741
That's weird.
>>4139660
>>4139691
So... Are aquatic mammals intelligent too? They'd be a lot harder to reasonably anthropomorphize. Like, a walking dolphin would look stupid.
>>4139681
>Meet each other only at the ends of their shift
That's so sad, sweet though if they tried to always spend that time over dinner or breakfast the other has meticulously made. Chat about their day, maybe a quick snuggle before one collapses while the other heads off to work.
>>4139761
Beats me, anon.
>>4139769
yeah, so now vamp Judy can have ALL the time she wants with Nick and viceversa, but i'm still thinking
>do vampires sleep?
>are these burst into flames by sunlight?
>or just tired and weak as hell?
the "she turn him?" dilemma isn't top priority, but after all the shit the other fics throw at Nick I might as well think he's either comfortable being her protector or just turn him after a particularly dangerous situation
>>4139329
>>4139343
>>4139366
>>4139368
Thank you anons, and perhaps I will return to the motherland someday, but until then I will stay here until the very last thread 404s. Still, the knowledge that the motherland may never return to its comfiness, that it will forever be thrown into, such desolate turmoil is something that haunts me. How a select few can simply outcast so many, and turn those who we once saw as brothers and sisters turn on us like wild dogs. It is truly sad
>>4139559
ah, yes: the crazed hobos of zootopia
>>4139684
ah yes
the burger badger being buggered from behind by his bro
>>4139822
my headcanon on vampire judy is a mix between skyrim rules and bunnacula rules
>>4139822
So long as she doesn't go crazy and start murdering people for blood I'm pretty sure he would be onboard. As for burst into flames I would think maybe just super weak like you said, don't need a bunny pyre here!
So how does she explain to the precinct that she is totally in for nocturnal times now?
>"Bogo I want to be switched to night shift."
>"Ok."
>"I really need it cause I have... uh..."
>"I don't care, speak to Lt Nightbogo for your assignments. Now get out, and get some rest, you look awful."
>>4139854
Such a nice pic, I love the top looking so reassuring.
>>4138996
Joined the /co/ threads in MID FEBRUARY. That's fucking crazy to me. Resolved not to write anything for Zootopia. I just wanted enjoy the art and the fics that spawned from it. I stuck around the /co/ threads until TLS was moved here. This became my home after that was completed and all the artists were driven out from /co/.
Then Shepard Bellwether happened and I fell in love with him, so I wrote a fic wherein he was a main character, and I'm still writing it and I'm loving it.
And now I'm a writefag, and I'm in too deep. But hey, some of you like my stuff and that's all I've ever wanted. It still astounds me how good of a reception I had with the trashpanda fic. See, I've already answered the question with the first paragraph but I've already typed this out and I'm drunk so I'm going to leave it in here.
So that's how I became a mess of a person, I guess.
>>4139384
was nice
>>4139823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd1W0Z8E-bw
shit, anon, you guys weren't kicked out, you just flew too fast and too high, they just couldn't catch up with you
Good night, thread!
>>4139867
>Lt Nightbogo
fucking gek
[reapeating digits unlock full HD image]
>>4139918
>them dub nines
>>4139918
You need to specify that they need to consecutively repeat
>>4139907
>A chance to naturally shill my main squeeze
Is this real life?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11951807/1/Getaway
>>4139684
a-anon...
but what if rex is the source of the 'secret sauce' and his co working is helping milk him dry for today's batch of bugburgas
this is kind of my fetish??
>>4139918
I recognize those blurs.
Maybe I need to rethink my life.
>>4138793
source of pic?
>>4139384
I really liked it
would like to see Alan in there too though
>>4139922
congratulations, you've unlocked the naughty babushka poster, you may print it and post it in your bedroom!
I like this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXzDu071RdQ
>>4139956
>filename
confirmed, confirmed
i didn't know half life 3 had cursed mummies, though.
>>4139867
>dat greentext
I'm totally rolling with this
also:
>Nocturnal District is underground
>home of the Zootopia Camarilla
>Judy's sense of right and justice can be used to maintain and enforce the maskerade
>Judy is the Crimson Bat
>>4138869
source?
>>4139953
Sleep well, anon
Winter Snuggles chapter 8:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6933031/chapters/17051130
For the /fit/ Thematic Thursday, and for the scentplay enthusiasts.
>>4140004
>new Winter Snuggles chapter
>/fit/
>scentplay
You're an angel, Bone
>>4140000
first one got it from here, the Zistopia Judy I think it was nicolaswildes, http://nicolaswildes.tumblr.com/
nice get by the way
>>4140004
Started reading this last night when you posted it, wanted to say it's great and snuggly. Keep it up.
>>4139956
>someone, somewhere would jack off to this
>>4140004
>Judy absolutely will not allow Nick to say anything self-deprecating
How the fuck do you keep topping yourself
>>4139384
I want more Mindy. Preferably sandwiched between Alec and Brian. Just kidding. Or am I? Yes. Yes I am.
But more Mindy would be cool.
>>4140125
>Preferably sandwiched between Alec and Brian
Why not Alec as the Lucky Pierre between Brian and Mindy?
>>4140133
Sure just make everything super gay, anon.
>>4140133
Mindy sandwiched could work the way you want too. She'd be pegging alec while brian plows her.
>>4140146
That's not super gay. There's one gay sex act and one straight sex act. That's neutral.
>>4140153
Ooh, that works too.
>>4140162
>I went to college
>>4140162
You misinterpret, to counteract the male on male gay, you need a female on female gay
>>4140192
Isn't that just double gay, though?
>>4140106
>>Judy absolutely will not allow Nick to say anything self-deprecating
wow, this is what true love looks like.
>>4140200
They cancel each other out with the 2 m to 2 f ratio
Judy Hopps gave me a foot fetish.
>>4139420
>"Cheese and crackered?! What does that even mean?"
>Nick loosens his tie and watches his wife rummage through the drawers for the carrot strapon. "It means, we're gonna need some lube."
>>4140214
Straight is the neutral point, females make it more straight and men make it less, and you don't want things too straight unless you are like me
>>4140271
Being monosexual sounds exhausting.
>Mr Big is finished with his meals
>notice how he placed utensils
where were you when you learned Mr Big is an uncultured swine?
>>4140299
My body rejects m/f, it's horrible how much I miss out on
>>4140299
being a depraved faggot sounds exhausting too, but hey, whatever.
>>4138491
Sauce/original pls
>>4140316
it really is
some of the pictures from this thread i have to sort into three different folders each
>>4140381
man, you're hardcore, I'm not sure I'd be able to keep up with you.
>>4140391
i have my /trash/ folder, my /zootopia/ folder, my /porn of trash ocs/ folder, then there are folders for specific characters on top of that (honey, finnick)...
>>4140399
>my folder is one big mess because I would only save a handful of pictures and didn't need to sort them because it was so small
>it's almost 1 gb now
>I don't know how and when that happened
Anyone have the comic where Judy spills her soda and gets heckled by the neighbours?
>>4140405
Same. I've got a few subdirectories, but the vast majority of images are in one big mess. 1.12 GB in total.
>mind my own business
>someone approaches me
>it's Mead
>he asks if I want to "read a little story"
>mfw
>>4140430
D O I T
O
I
T
Mead... Deam.
>>4140451
It's not a contest, anon.
Also, I'm very picky about what I and also keep drawing tutorials in the my ztt folder
>>4140430
Read the Mead.
Follow my lead.
>>4140461
>It's not a contest, anon.
Everything is a contest!
But seriously, I know there's no point in comparing.
It's just funny how deep some of us have gotten into saving/archiving the creative output of these generals.
>>4140152
>Ranma and Nabiki
My fellow patrician!
>>4140462
Read the Mead
Let your heart bleed
Our warnings you didn't head
Followed his false comfiness on a mighty steed
Of greentexts and the comfiness we breed
To follow down the rabbit hole and be emotionally killed by Mead
>>4140462
>Mead is good
>Mead is the best
>I like Mead over all the rest
>He gives us comfy
>He posts good shorts
>I like to read Mead's tumblr posts
>So take your shitposts and get outta here
>'Cos nothing beats Mead's ice cold feels
anon, start drawing, you've been slacking recently
Gonna post this in case any hasn't seen it and watch to read the mediocrity
http://pastebin.com/WjeVNnyR
>>4140506
I don't have time for mediocre fanfics, anon. If you said it's great, I'd probably click the link, but if you don't respect your work yourself, don't expect me to.
>>4140506
>punpun
yeeeeeah no, I don't even like the original
>>4140460
>D pics Zoo
oh my...
>>4140430 >>4140462 >>4140482 >>4140484
Hello. I hope to have another happy little story for you sometime this weekend. This one's a bit longer than the last couple but less complicated to draw. Much less than Morning Glory at least.
I'm in the mood to write a pack street greentext.
Any thoughts? Something short and simple, preferably. I'm no writefag.
>>4140474
Personally I never really had any favored Ranma ships, but I pondered what would happen if the three sisters had their personalities the same but their ages flipped, where Akane was the oldest and Kasumi the youngest. That way Kasumi couldn't pull the "He's too young for me" excuse and Akane could benchpress cars and Nabiki would just be Nabiki.
>>4140535
THE MOTHER FUCKING SUSPENSE
H
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>>4140535
>mfw
>>4140535
>another happy little story
don't you dare give hope to my achey breaky heart just so you can crush it Mead
>>4140535
What's the story, Morning Glory?
>>4140566
>>4140572
>the last panel Judy looks like July
WHAT DOES IT MEAN MEAD?
>>4140588
>>4140535
It means he PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE. AND NOW ROUND 2 IS COMING UP
>>4140549
to me, out of the Tendo sisters, Kasumi was always toppest tier, but since she was paired with Tofu Nabiki seemed like a tough outside, marshmallow inside type of character but was expanded outside of that one episode/chapter where she went on a date with Ranma, not that Akane was bad, but competing with all the girls from that particular series?
>>4140539
Something something Betty protecting Remmy in some way big or small?
>>4140535
Hey, Mead. I really like the sketches you post - would you be kind to post more of those? I think picrelated is my favourite one.
Also, if you don't mind me telling that, I think properly shaded and coloured "Repellant" loses much of its impact, because rich palette mutes the impact blueberries and it of scout scarft popping out of grayscale quite a lot, making them barely noticeable. I'm not giving advice or anything and don't want to be rude, just my unimportant opinion.
>>4140539
Rex chilling out with his manager, Ozzy's mom? Does she have a name yet?
>>4140564
By "happy" I might actually mean "very sad". You'll just have to wait and see :D
>>4140632
I was pretty pleased with that sketch as well, but on the whole sketching and studies is something I should do more of. I'll post them when I do.
And concerning Repellant, I actually agree... I don't think the shading was the problem as such but I should've toned down the colored tint. I might go back and edit it, but until then I'll just have to do better next time!
>>4140650
Ozzy S. Mom
>>4140607
For me Nabs was tops, followed by Ukyo and her pet trap.
Kasumi was a sweetheart but bland as fuck, and Akane was a spoiled brat.
>>4140661
>By "happy" I might actually mean "very sad"
I think I know how heroin addiction feels like now
>>4140662
>An entire family with the first name Ozzy.
>>4140677
>Hyenas actually put their family name first but no one knows that
>>4140677
Until weaver gives us a name, I'm going with it
>>4140668
>not mentioning Shampoo
BOI
>>4140474
There were a lot of people out there writing Nabiki as some secret heart of gold character that was funding her family with her scams which IMO missed the whole point. She was a smart, ambitious character determined not to let her broken, shitty family hold her back. She was exactly what Ranma needed to become.
How long until Mead becomes famous enough he gets his PR team to post on /trash/ on his behalf?
>>4140686
Shampoo is in a class of her own. You can't compare her to other girls, because she's not a relationship, she's a lifestyle.
>>4140521
I don't expect you to put up with my bullshit
http://pastebin.com/u/NateTheWritedude
But this guy has good stuff. My personal favorite is "The Mysterious Lover Of Annalise Winters"
damn, anons, I love you so much. I wish I could share something nice with you, but I can't draw and my input is limited to reposting comfy fanart.
>>4140692
you have ranked up to: muh nigga
>>4140703
>>4140607
Yeah, but Dr. Tofu was completely dropped from the manga several volumes in. Cologne had all the ancient arcane medical technique knowledge covered, and his relationship with Kasumi was a one-note deal that never went much further than that.
Reminder that all foxes smell awful and carry parasites
>>4140743
Real foxes don't have showers or doctors
>>4140741
>character was completely dropped from the manga several volumes in
every Rumiko Takashi manga ever
>>4140743
>mfw rolled a fox on the roller thing, working an honest job, doing night shifts at suicide hotline
>mfw read all this shit about how foxes
>mfw in "real" zootopia you could be told to fuck off even if you just want to buy an ice cream
well, fuck you too buddy
>>4140650
Sounds good. Rex's personality is easy. Let's see, what do I know about Ozzy's mom... Smokes, a little saucy, generally a sweet old thing...
>>4140743
Thats a great a joke, want to hear one I've got?
>>4140771
I expect foxes, in general, would actually excel in any phone-based job.
>>4140771
Man, while I dislike a lot about Protozootopia, I kinda wish they'd kept the original scene for Jerry Jumbeaux.
He wasn't a racist jerk there, just not wanting to waste so much food when it was obvious Nick's kid couldn't eat an entire Jumbo Pop.
>>4140792
well, nobody cares if you're a fox if you're on the other end of the line because they can't see you and only want to hear a few kind words you know.
>>4140771
re-shilling the idea of preds or foxes having a Masonic Order type society because fuck prey... maybe literally
>>4140703
whos the artist of this image?
>>4140799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqykGirhgY4
>>4140759
Maybe these foxes should stop being so poor and just move out of the nocturnal district if they want to have all the basic amenities the rest of us have then. Of course, they won't will they? They love being degenerate scumbags.
>>4140771
Maybe you shouldn't have been born a fox then, you smelly vulpine fuck.
>>4140812
probably rich smug assholes like that silver fox from the Wall St are in one, but I'm not
>>4140792
Ah, hell.
I was gonna post that hippo who does the sex line job, but it seems i don't have either of the three pics involving her.
>>4140827
>Maybe you shouldn't have been born a fox then, you smelly vulpine fuck.
What a fucking unfortunate misunderstanding, well excuse me for existing, I'm sure it won't happen again if you wait out the first 50-60 years.
>>4140771
source of image?
>>4140842
I think it might have been a local /co/ drawfag who only posted one thing and disappeared forever.
>>4140829
but that's not how it works
>>4140842
>not recognizing a Bore
>>4140827
Okay anon, I'm sensing alot of displaced anger here. How about you chill the fuck out.
>>4140853
Yeah its Bore
>>4140769
I don't recall early recurring characters getting dropped from Maison Ikkoku.
>>4140880
Jesus Smellwether we get it, your plan got fucked by a fox. Why they give you internet access in there I have no idea.
Yeah, well, you know, nothing gets to us foxes.
Fuck off, have a nice day.
Toby Shelton, one of the artists working on Zootopia, just posted not-shown before drawnings from Proto-zootopia, with Nick going savage. Link: http://tobyshelton.blogspot.com/2016/07/nick-goes-savage-zootopia-outtakes.html Good stuff.
>>4140771
I dunno, I think some mammals like it.
>>4140910
>foxes
>not the gyppos of the animal world
wew
>>4140893
What the movie never revealed is Lionheart gave her that name when he caught her sniffing his dirty underwear.
>>4140910
>The sunglasses don't actually go over his ears
That still bothers me, they went to the effort of having Judy's headphones actually work but Nick can get fucked, I guess. They're just magnetized by his natural smug.
>>4140995
Oh great, I'd not noticed that before but now it's all I can see.
It's a shame cos yeah, Judy using earbuds was like a revelation, along with all the other neat little details in the film.
Maybe they stay on more easily with a snout holding them up.
>>4141038
They look like the bridge kinda wraps to his snout
>>4140948
>"Bellwether! What are you doing?!"
>Bellwether gasps and hides the oversized undies she was stuffing her face in behind her back. "Uh mr mayaor I was just... Uh..."
>"Are those my..." confused he peeks down his trousers to find that he's riding full commando underneath. "However did you even .."
>>4141109
the power of smug
>>4141105
I more pictured her being found in the laundry room of some fancy hotel when they're out campaigning. Pressing those huge boxer briefs against her face, the musk invading her nose. Her other hand furiously working away between her legs, her own panties just hanging off one leg as she tries desperately to get herself of before she's found.
>>4141144
You should write that, would totally read.
>>4141151
But I'm illiterate
>>4141144
Yes.
Yes do this.
does anyone have the zootopia version of pic related?
Has anyone capped all of the high school Nick and Gazelle greentexts?
Reminder that foxes are proportionately much more likely to commit criminal offences than almost all other species, especially for offences such as petty street crime and burglary.
>Around a fox, secure your locks
>>4141251
>>4141251
Hey! One of my best friends is a Fox! He fenced me my (Formerly) police owned armored van!
continue, you're all very funny.
>>4141251
Ever noticed that a lot of foxes tend to be gay too?
Just something I realised is all.
>>4141285
Whose computer did you steal to post here?
>>4141332
No need - I used hijacked vpn to break in and am now using your connection, because you were too stupid to protect yourself from being a part of my botnet.
I would like to do many things to Judy's feet.
>>4141349
>fox thinks he knows how to use a computer
Cute. I bet you don't even know what half of those IT words even mean
Sticks and stones faggots
All this blatant specisism.
This isn't comfy. This isn't comfy at all.
>>4141468
Speak for yourself, I'm enjoying seeing the foxfag get BTFO
>>4141468
I don't care if my best friend sold me a stolen police van, it was at a majorly reduced price!
>>4141129
Is a curious thing.
>>4141479
We're there any unusual, musky stains in the back of the van, anon?
>>4141487
Nope, just some teargas and a few cans of paint
>>4141482
Makes one badger weep, and another bun sing?
>New fic by the guy who wrote Deeper
>#Jick is already confirmed
>Crossover with The Purge
>Called The Furge
>With lines like "I've Furged before"
Man, this is terrible
>>4141482
If we put Nick in shades in a a BttF situation, could be a chance to see a much younger Mrs. Wilde back when she still had her maiden name.
>>4140921
Nice, thanks for sharing this link anon!
>>4141534
Could be a chance for fun incestous time travel sex, you mean?
It'd explain why Nick's dad isn't around
>>4140921
Damn.
>>4141626
>"Well if I'm dead, this must be heaven."
>>4141756
Those are some good points there.
>>4140921
Holy shit. Every new bit about Proto-Zootopia we get just reinforces how necessary the changes were. That's darker than most adult films, for fuck's sake.
I need more comfy FinNick.
>>4141806
>Pred's Cum.
>>4140921
Well I guess that explains the purpose of framing Nick. More than just "He took their collars off"
Its "He took their collars off then he went savage"
Fits into the agenda
>>4141928
>>4141928
Clawhauser's mom is hawt
>>4141939
>>4141952
>>4141972
Boghauser is the worst
>>4141972
DELET
>tfw got drunk and fell asleep in the early afternoon
this is fine
>>4142184
Stop being depressed that Nick left and you don't have ass on tap anymore, Finnick
>>4141928
Benji's mom has got it going on
Now we just need a drawfag to have her having a momtalk with ozzy's mom and nick's mom
>>4142214
MILF ORGY WHEN?
MRS. WILDE AND BONNIE GETTING IT ON WHEN?
>>4139411
Are you still here? I was watching Street Fighter @ Evo on twitch like all day yesterday.
>>4142233
is it chocolate?
>>4142214
Seconded
Ozzy's mom and Nick's mom double teaming some lucky younger guy
but who
>>4142341
Nick
Finnick
Jude
I had my first /zoo/ dream, trash, are you proud of me?. It's actually the first dream I've remembered in a while, too.
>hanging out on /co/ and trash before bed
>/zoot/ and the Rock Dog thread
>fall asleep around 1
>initiate weird_dreams.exe
>observing the Rock Dog concert
>not in the audience, watching it like it's a movie
>concert ends
>'camera' pans over to a young fox
>made of 100% pure cutonium
>big brown eyes, she's a little bit scruffy, her cheek tufts have a little white on them, tailtip is white too
>i sadly can't remember more specifics
>she's gushing over Darma (a fox who was playing in the concert) to her parents
>pan up, parents revealed to be Nick and Judy
>they're smiling and laughing along with their daughter
>start to walk off
>their daughter is doing the little skip thing that judy was doing at the start of the movie
The dream kept going but that was all the zootopia there was in it. Alopex from the TMNT comics showed up, there were timeskips, there was some weird kitsune summoning bullshit. I woke up very confused.
>>4142352
>Nick
>Mrs. Wilde gets Ozzy's mom to seduce Nick
>Once the hyena has gotten Nick naked, Mrs. Wilde enters the room
>The trap is sprung
>>4142367
I preferred that guy who dreamed about Judy getting violently gangraped by the tiger dancers
>>4142341
God Damnit why can't the two milfs just get it on with each other
>>4142374
>Ozzy's mom
>trap has sprung
>psuedopepe.png
>>4142384
Striped hyenas don't have a pseudopenis.
>>4142381
Hello! That sucked. I had a dream where I asked Judy if she was okay, if anything happened to her involving tigers and she assured me I just had a nightmare. Lucid dreaming ftw
>>4142391
Oh anon.
Judy was just making you feel better, she's trying to forget about it too and wishes it was a dream.
>>4142389
She might have a strap-on she calls her pseudopenis, though.
>>4142422
Well considering she went on to ask me to be the Lucky Pierre in a Fox-Bun sandwich with Nick, I don't think she was too traumatized by big cat penis.
I believe I was still a snow leopard at the time, but I didn't look down to check
>>4142469
She needs to dominate others to try and convince herself that she's not a stupid, weak bunner
She's hurting anon
>>4142478
Nah. She was a horny bunner that wanted to try everything. And it involved getting fucked while her fucker was also getting fucked.
She and Nick were so damn adorable about it too
>>4142432
Turns out Ozzy's father is named José.
She keeps a dildo around and calls it Pseudo Pepe for giving her pleasure when he's not around.
>>4142549
Why would Ozzy's mom own a dildo when she has a perfectly capable son?
>>4138515
>>4138524
Oh boy, new ebin maymays to filter.
>>4142588
So she can watch her perfectly capable son bounce on it while showering him in loving praise and affection.
This thing got updated. Apparently 2-3 more pages are planned.
>>4142649
more cuck shit
>>4142649
Will update the collage, thanks.
Also lmao can't go in because you're not the father oh nevermind the father ditched her shiiiiiit ok you can come in please anyone
>>4142675
The artist just commissioned a story where Judy cucks Nick, how is this not expected?
>>4142689
I didn't say I wasn't expecting it. I expect shit to come out when I sit on the toilet. I'm not surprised when I pinch a loaf.
>>4142511
Wanted to try everything
Then she got a little apprehensive when the Tigers started stripping her
But by that point they weren't taking no for an answer
Poor bun
>Daily reminder that this fucking abomination exists
>>4142719
my dream Judy would be very upset with you, trying to make me relive dreaming that nightmare- just so you know
>It's a 'Nick and Judy are called in to respond to a school shooting' episode
>>4140009
It's finished? Nice!
>Draw Nick tutorial
>Draw a circle
>Add smug
>>4142768
>Not calling the story "I don't like Mondays"
>>4142796
You bastard. That song is going to be stuck in my head forever.
>>4142768
10-33 isn't even "major emergency" it's "officer needs assistance"
>>4142839
>>4142782
Hey that tutorial works great! Thanks anon!
>>4142867
If you draw a circle and add cute do you get Judy?
>>4139477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTUR4suld8
Why is the ZNN discord so ridiculously gay?
>4142916
who cares
>>4142916
>no shitposting
why bother
I kind of want to draw zootopia fanart and maybe some oc furry stuff ... but I don't want to draw lewd stuff.
Are people even interested in non lewd furry stuff ?
I am kind of new to furry shit and have no fucking idea.
>>4142649
>:)
Why
>>4142828
Well I think Judy gets shot during it, so maybe thats why?
>>4142649
>"Oh we know you're not the father, you fat cuck!"
>>4142948
Yes, comfy is always accepted. Sometimes people enjoy it more than lewd.
>>4142948
yeah, I prefer non-lewds. A lot of people prefer lewds only. Most prefer both.
I doesn't matter. Just draw.
Show your previous art and continue drawing.
>>4142916
Im getting small flashbacks to that smash bros club
>>4142948
We're fine with non lewd stuff. And apparently there are people here who will just eat up any run of the mill furry trash too.
>>4140995
Maybe he sticks the ends into his fur? Fucked if I know.
What bothers me is the way he wears his uniform. Sleeves rolled up, open collar, and loose necktie? No way in hell their watch commander would let him on the street looking like that. And cops who still have to wear ties with their patrol uniform almost always wear clip-ons, for obvious reasons.
>>4142979
Wut
>>4142904
Drawing is easy with geometry!
what do you guys think of pic related?
https://www.captionbot.ai/
>>4140995
His fur has never been washed so it's rigid enough to hold up his glasses
>>4142997
>>4140995
Maybe they sort of automatically fold in to hold in place?
>>4142916
It's pretty fuckin' bad.
One of the guys threatened to beat up the author of Hell is Warm for posting there.
Which was pretty fuckin' funny, but also really sad.
>>4143014
>Everyone thinks I'm a kitty, but Im really a fox
I wonder what the context of that line was
>>4143043
Which violates rules 2 and 3.
Just because something isn't to your taste (like Hell is Warm, Judeon, FinNick, Pastor, Pseudopenis, Savage, UNATCO, Savage) doesn't mean you should wish death upon the author.
>>4142722
While I love Fallout, it really shouldn't be mixed with everything...
If anything, Zootopia should have been mixed with Judge Dredd.
>>4143085
heh
Admittingly that does work better with the setting, if only a bit
>>4143007
anon, you forgot something. I know this isn't the item you're after, but that's the last pair we have.
>>4143099
ear
>>4143069
It's pretty bad when the standard for your community manages to be lower than the fucking trash.
>>4142782
Did I do it right?
>>4142752
Sorry anon, but she's probably preoccupied with dealing with the aftermath of her brutal gangrape.
>>4143069
And yet people freak and reeee about cucking.
>>4143043
to be fair, hell is warm was specifically writen as shock content and is disgusting cringeworthy shit. Few places on the internet are as depraved as trash, so you shouldn't be surprised to see someone treating this garbage as it is (inb4 /co/, I'm not)
>>4143165
I'm glad you enjoyed my dream. A shame no one ever green'd it for you
>>4143181
I mean
One of the admins stepped in and called it pretty hot.
>>4143194
yeah, that's fine, a lot of people actually enjoy it, but my point still stands.
>>4143069
>Savage
>UNATCO
>Savage
man, do people really hate Jack that much?
>>4143192
I'd do it myself if I wasn't brutally lazy
>>4143208
Yes.
They do.
>>4143167
People don't like cucking, how is that the same as making death threats?
>>4139010
>I blame bunanon
You're welcome.
>>4143043
Is that the Judy in Hell thing or the Nick fucks Judy's sister thing?
>>4143208
I mean the fact that the only non-OC characters he really fits with are Nick or Judy, its inevitable that hes gonna be hated.
>>4143158
>>4143211
Ah, so the same boat I'm in.
>>4143231
The latter
>>4143224
Obviously it's not, but damnit, Judy being passed around like a party favor to Nick's friends while he goes into maximum oversmug is hot.
>>4143225
Bring us more content creators
>>4143208
He comes off as an Gary Stu OC most of the time, and due to the cucking I get sicker of him faster than Becca.
>>4143271
That's it! Savage and Becca as a couple!
>>4143228
The problem with Savage is that Zootopia's shipping is super hard.
And EVERYBODY ships Nick and Judy.
So the question is who do you ship Jack with? Because thats basically a question you gotta answer for some reason. And there isn't really anyone else besides Judy. Or Nick if you go gay.
Otherwise theres only like Bogo and Clawhauser as far as established characters go, and thats just odd. Or Bellwether. Which is equally odd
So Jack is in an unfortunate position as far as shipping goes.
I mean you could do a story without that, but thats just crazy talk
>>4143271
source of it?
>>4143259
I only pulled Alec here because I recognized his name on the ZNN Discord and liked his porn.
At his point, none of the other ZNN contentfags (WHAT FEW REMAIN) are willing to come to /trash/.
They be spooked by the 4chinz.
I try to pull what little nsfw OC I see over here, but that's becoming less and less common on there.
>>4143244
All those ideas
So little drive
>>4143289
Nah, man, it's simple. Just ship Jack with a bunch of faceless predator dudes running a train on him, as nature intended.
>>4143249
Is there a compilation/pastebin of all the chapters of "Hell is warm" anywhere?
>>4143271
This is why I like the Weaver version, where he's a clueless dork but seems like he's basically a nice guy.
There's also that half of a comic that someone posted where he's working a secret agent case and it happens to intersect with Judy and Nick working an undercover case, but I don't know the source for it and I'm not sure it's getting finished. (Maybe the artist got discouraged when everyone predicted that Savage's handler, "Tailor", was Nick's dad.)
>>4143289
>The problem with Savage is that Zootopia's shipping is super hard.
Which means you should give up and just troll with him clearly.
>>4143194
What the fuck really? Get some taste admins. I can enjoy depraved incest as much as the next guy but that shit was not great.
Actually WAIT A FUCKING SECOND WHY DOES ZNN KNOW ABOUT US.
>>4143289
I see it a little differently. Fandoms follow the content that's produced. and right now there is not one, but two big comics going with Jack and Judy in some way.
So people want to talk about the comics and Jack.
>>4143284
Fund it
>>4143314
That's worked for three chapters so far, at least for me.
Which is why I'm getting cold feet about deviating from the norm.
>>4142948
If you lurked here a little while you'd know lewd is rarely the majority.
>>4143336
Oh no, Im not talking about why Jack is popular right now.
Im talking about why so many people dislike him.
>>4143342
I mean, there's nothing wrong with finding a niche and filling it. Obviously if you got an ambition for plot, follow it, but there is just something to be said for "Jack Savage gets dominated and likes it.txt".
>>4143289
>So the question is who do you ship Jack with?
that's the issue. You don't. He was supposed to be the protagonist - Indiana Jones / James Bond and have his own story.
He just doesn't fit.
Even people unfamiliar with the rules of screenwriting (except for those totally devoid of taste) can feel he isn't in the right place. Which is why shipping with him results in cringeworthy material, which makes platypus romance look good in comparison.
Honestly, Jack is a pretty cool (if cliché) concept in his own right. He just doesn't belong to Zootpia.
I'd probably ship him with this cute Mechanic / Diver white fox from the artbooks (picrelated) - where they'd be braving dangers together and maybe doing moana-type stuff.
WildeHopps' chemistry is too good to make any sort of break up plausible either. Just try coming up with original ideas if you like him so much.
>>4143291
>ZNN contentfags
literally who
>>4143328
Presumably the same reason we know about them?
I mean, FreakingOutAnon (Noobtankz) is part of their "staff" now. It's not a shocker
>>4143383
I never seen the mechanic one before. She's goddamn adorable
>>4143296
You tell us you don't wanna write around here.
Don't want to write a fic, because you're full of fear.
There's cobwebs in your head, and your words aren't really clear,
but write it, just write it!
You'd better write, you'd better scrawl what you can.
Even if you don't write lewds I'll be your fan!
Just make something, you'd better scrawl what you can.
So write it, I don't care if it's bad!
Just write it, just write it.
You don't have to try and tweet it.
Show us how comfy, long you can write.
It doesn't matter if it's good or shite.
Just write it, just write it.
Just write it, just write it.
Just write it, just write it.
Just write it, just write it.
>>4143383
Well sure, I mean theres the option of just not using him which is probably the best as far as writing goes
But since people aren't doing that, the question is how to make him fit as much as possible.
>>4143395
Well, opashoo, for one
Also the guy who made this sweet as hell vampire Judy picture for me.
umm
They have quite a few writers? Who are not that amazing?
>>4143372
You only had to follow the recipe!
>>4143321
>>4143437
I applaud you
>>4143321
>>4143460
>>4143372
let's find out
>>4143383
>Superspy jack and the mechanic vixen who fixes his stuff
could be cute
>>4143437
Nice
>>4143208
Depends on the version and what he does in the story. Spaghetti Savage? It's OK. AU where Jack is Nick and Judy adopted/hybridized by unknown means son? You will hear complain from the hybrid/adoption thing but Jack will still be OK. Superspy Savage working as Nick mentor? The last time the thread liked it. Jack as a ultraperfect Gary Stu, capable of making Judy swoon with a glance and make her his wife/lover/sex slave completely forgetting the JudyNick relationship in a heartbeat and making the MAIN characters of the film completeely OOC? You will hear complains from the other side of the globe.
>>4143484
but you need to have the spark of creativity to come up with an idea like that instead of piggybacking of WildeHopps, anon, and it's difficult.
>>4143460
>>4143474
Thanks, anon.
>>4143457
THIS WAS A MISTAKE
>>4143484
What do we call her? V?
...Wait. I see a problem with that.
"Her".
>>4143502
>Superspy Savage working as Nick mentor?
>>4143517
Egg?
>>4143517
fuck off, faggot, if you want faggot stuff write your own faggot stories
>>4143502
I like spaghetti Jack savage, even if hes also a great spy
I wish that fic where hes secretly incompetent would update, I hope its not dead
>>4143529
>>4143460
>>4143474
"Greentext is only for short stuff. we write in prose if we want to write longer stuff"
>>4143437
We'll see
>>4143557
You can't get your delicious (you)s if you write on a fanfiction site as easily
>>4143549
I really like capable spaghetti Savage.
He gets the job done to a T, but when that causes women to swoon he's just tripping over himself
DRAW IS HARD
>>4143571
Yeah, I would like to see more of that
Hell, I'd consider writing it if I weren't already on a fic right now
>>4143571
tripping over himself and onto some dick
>>4143566
I dunno about that, Anon.
>>4143484
Cursory research confirmed the vixen doesn't have a name.
However, one of the fan tweets named her "Sky".
I really like this name. Can we call her "Sky"?
>>4143608
Is her surname "Captainandtheworldoftomorrow"?
>>4143577
it is, but you got dubs and kidneys, which is good!
>>4143603
>>4143625
I love that movie
I need to watch it again
>>4143502
Wishgranter is something special.
>>4143625
I'm actually thinking about some play of words off this, but
>Kela 'apopo (hawaiian for "tomorrow") sounds too cumbersome
>Po`alima (for "Friday" because Robinson Crusoe) doesn't seem a good fit either.
>>4143693
Truly a gift.
>>4143708
She's an Arctic wolf. Give her an Icelandic surname or something.
>>4143725
>Arctic wolf
And apparently I'm retarded. I meant Arctic fox.
>Fic where Nick is taking a day off with his heresy daughter
>They go to see Judy, sounds like they are going to work to see her
>Pretty happy story for most of it
>Then turns out Judy is dead and they are visiting her grave because she died on the job
>The end
>>4143761
Oh no. How sad!
>>4143761
> and then she died :^)))))))))))
>>4143766
It was actually comfy before the twist
>>4143761
>>4143737
yeah, but I can't come up with something suitably Nordic which has a nice ring to it. Plus seeing how she's around tropical islands, Nordic names seem out of place. Purposedly mispelled "sjövættir" (as in "sea spirit") was the best I could come up with, but it's still pretty meh.
>>4143802
>>4143693
I lost my soul for that request, but it was worth it.
>>4143830
Melrakki is Norse for Arctic fox, for that 'completely devoid of originality' feel.
>>4143866
>Sky Melrakki
it doesn't sound too bad, actually
>>4143841
Jack Savage edit?
>>4143880
If not you can use the Nordic names for the godddes of the Sun, Sól or Sunna
Still waiting for a Vietnam
>green text
>>4143904
There. I haven't seen a better Vietnam greentext anywhere. It's probably the ultimate Vietnam greentext, anon.
>>4143941
Hehe cute.
>>4141211
>>4143945
Thanks but I already read that one :(
Evens: Edit
Odds: MonHun
>>4143996
Get to it.
>>4144009
>mfw comicanon is nice unless you miss the deadline
>this is where the beatings start
>>4144009
O-oh! Hey Comic!
I was definitely just about to edit, which I've already definitely made a lot of progress on.
Definitely.
>>4144048
...
Fuck.
>>4144068
When?
>>4144038
That's great!
Monster Hunter will be a great reward for after you finish.
>>4144017
Just like how you need sadness to appreciate the happy times, you need beatings to appreciate the comfy times when you aren't covered in bruises and ruler marks.
Two shills before I go make breakfast!
"Five Years Forward" by Grizz!
Text here:
http://pastebin.com/5ZGpcPf8
Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/five-years-forward
"Hot and Cold", chapters 3 and 4, by YetAnotherWriteAnon!
Full text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7110964/chapters/16441063
Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/hot-and-cold-chapters-3-and-4
I'll be doing text edits on Discord later, plus audiobook recordings!
Hope you all have a wonderful Saturday morning!
>>4144048
That ass' gravity is so overpowering that it can bend the fourth wall and manifests itself in the material world
>>4144083
>Just like how you need sadness to appreciate the happy times, you need beatings to appreciate the comfy times when you aren't covered in bruises and ruler marks.
I gotta run, bye
>>4143571
I have a half-written fic about that very topic, actually.
I'm loath to continue it because I don't want to be typecast as the Jack Savage guy.
>>4144083
Hey ComicAnon, have you read any more of Winter Snuggles since you did a read-through of it way back when you were starting out? I figure it's right up your alley, since it's chock-full of sleepyheads and the most recent chapters has twitchy bunny nose.
>>4140921
Let me repost these. Some beautiful anon found more behind-the-scenes material, apparently released by a Gisnep artist called Jason Hand. He doesn't seem to have a personal site tho.
rare vids and reels
https://vimeo.com/169883383
https://vimeo.com/172137346
https://vimeo.com/169882841
also
https://vimeo.com/search?q=zootopia
>>4144017
>remembers the VRbit/Cutie domestic abuse bullshit
>mfw VRbit would be the domestic abuser
>>4143540
I do. They're pretty lewd. You should try them; you might find it eye-opening to insert yourself into the role of a little bunny getting buttfucked by big pred guys.
>>4143710
Is there a collection of all of these pics somewhere? Wishgranter's, I mean.
>>4144098
Do it. So, when you will do something else, people will be even more surprised and satisfied that you can do it
HELP GUYS I STARTED WRITING MRS WILDE AND NOW I KINDA HAVE A CRUSH ON HER
>>4144083
>when you aren't covered in bruises and ruler marks.
You're a kinky guy, Comic.
>>4142649
artist takes 3 years to draw a single page
>there's 2-3 more pages planned
See you in 2025
>>4144157
claim that you married her and autistically insult people who make porn of your "wife"
>>4144157
this is perfectly natural, anon.
nick shares your feelings.
also PAGE NINE WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
does someone have the webm off judy hanging a giant family picture on the wall?
>>4141881
>>4144157
HEY GUYS I STARTED WRITING EMMA HOPPS AND NOW I KINDA HAVE A CRU-
>Suddenly FBI
>>4144180
BUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE COZY VANILLA NICK/JUDY STORY
>>4144157
DON'T FIGHT IT! EMBRACE YOUR DESTINY!
>>4144180
The threads are always slow in the early hours of burger time. It always picks up by mid day and evening.
>>4144157
at least you don't autistically roleplay her
ha
ha haaa
>>4144097
You can't escape from a bun with 360 degrees of virtual visual freedom! Chaperone has been disabled!
>>4144101
I have indulged, and its as sweet and comfy as can be. If you'd like and feel comfortable with the work, I can add it to my audiobook schedule, or do semi-blind read throughs for you!
Otherwise, I am a fan!
>>4144113
Good time to use this pic. Thanks once again to the artist for it!
>>4144117
I hope the anon who wrote those is still around. They seemed to struggle a bit with the subject matter, but they were definitely talented.
>>4144159
D-don't post that webm here...
I'm off, see you all later!
>>4144104
Those are fantastic, thanks.
>>4144247
I love what you do but to be honest hearing my own words read back to me makes insecurities I didn't even know I had flare up like crazy. I'm just glad you enjoy it!
>>4144286
Are you me?
Ah wait, you didn't know you had insecurities. Carry on then.
>>4144286
Dude, I feel ya.
Hearing Comic read back to you everything you chose to put down in writing just constantly makes you go "Oh my god why did I write that I'm a fucking idiot"
>>4143991
>Napalm dashes across the treeline in a pluming smear of fire.
>The air fills with horrendous screaming and wails of unrelenting agony.
>Figures emerge flailing from the midst of the inferno, wreathed in flame
>Oh god, the smell...
>A Vietcong pig stumbles towards him, liquefied fat and melting meat slipping greasily from his bones as the napalm devours him.
>the pig collapses to its knees and dies with a pitiful death-squeal that would haunt Nick for the rest of his life.
Years later, the smell of cooking meat still turns his stomach.
R8 out of 8
>>4144104
There's some good reaction images in the DMZ reel.
>>4144386
>DMZ
Fuck. You know what I meant.
>>4138731
I'm right here Anons! And I am working on my pastebin. Here's what we have so far:
http://pastebin.com/u/NateTheWritedude
It's almost done. Pretty much all of the big texts are there now. Just some little things now.
>cautionary tale of drawing with anon
>>4144506
>>4140921
This further reinforces how much more I wanted the old storyline. God dammit.
>>4144546
It was honestly kinda hamfisted, though. I'm glad we got what we got.
We can assume that every species in Zootopia is encouraged to reproduce, but what species do you think are encouraged to breed more, and which ones to breed less? Both from external and internal pressures, of course
>>4144608
I just prefer the older plotline to what we have now. The only thing the current version does better is it represents racism better, that's about the extent of it though.
>>4144635
It also does things like "makes you believe the city is worth saving" which was really important to them, important enough to change the entire movie.
>>4144546
I know that feel, broseph.
>>4144546
Protozoot had a lot of things going for it, but it had so many flawed plot points.
Besides, it might have made a good film, but it would not have been a good Disney film.
>>4144661
Yeah, when Zootopia is a shitty hive of racism it's hard to get invested in a plotline to save it.
>>4144506
>my non-contribution at the bottom got in
cool
>>4144628
LESS SCUMBAG FOXES
More intelligent, hard-working sheep.
>>4144635
>The only thing the current version does better
Bullshit.
The delivery method for Doug's Savage Serum (TM) is far superior to what's shown in that clip. Big-ass hypodermic needle? Well, fuck if that ain't traceable as all hell. You might as well dip a shiv in the serum and stab someone with it, because you still have to pull the delivery mechanism out, anyway.
>>4144506
haha, thanks anon
>>4144715
Concept art!
>>4144628
Pandas are forced to reproduce at gunpoint
>>4144757
Hey guys
I know we have a few folk-punk fans in this general, and a few more who are just getting into it by my endlessly shilling Days n Daze and similar.
The other day, Erik Petersen of Mischief Brew passed away, so here's some of his work with Fistful of Vinyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2I7JchMIVI&feature=youtu.be&list=PLWwswVeuaR6ShT9P6afemPwQBk3vfff0l
Enjoy.
/blog
>>4144757
Tell me you couldn't see Danny DeVito playing this guy.
>>4144711
So what you're saying is that it's the duty of every ewe to accept any dick she can, to pump her woolly womb so full of cum that she can barely move.
That she should be nothing but a cum dump and brood sire for her many many husbands?
>>4144778
>pig has cuts of meat tattooed over his body
Holy fuck, that's badass.
>>4144770
I was thinking about this yesterday, I think being forced into normal society might help naturally escalate that for them.
>>4144817
Did I stutter
>>4144699
it's called a punchline, sweetheart
>>4144757
>Not Dick Wolf
>>4144831
No, I just wanted to make sure you knew the place mutton deserved to be.
>>4140671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0
Obligatory
>>4144628
>government mandated reproduction quotas
This sounds really orwellian
>>4138910
Request fulfilled.
>"Urswald she's an incumbent, I can't just sully her good name and expect a win. Mammals vote for the name they know."
>The brown bear adjusts his tie and taps out his cigar.
>"Tell her we put the Bearazzer's logo on her video feed for her next speech."
>"What?" Canidae turns to face him.
>"Ask her to participate in a charity carwash."
>"Urz, are you implying that we can defame her by putting her in sexual situations?"
>"Every voter I've seen wants to plow piggy into the next election cycle."
>The wolf snorts, "She's my colleague, Urz, I won't drag her through the mud."
>"Oh perfect, organize some charity mud wrestling - she's a pig, she'll love it. She'll probably get so riled up that-"
>"That's the most genusist thing you've said all day."
>Urswald raises his eyebrows expectantly at Canidae.
>"Are you implying I roll around in the mud with her?"
>"Well, you are a filthy little thing, and you belong on your belly."
>Canidae gasps and tenses as if to slap him, but stays her paw - she's half his size.
>"I'm not filthy. I just want that seat of hers."
>"That's the problem, sweetheart. You're virtually of the same mind on almost every issue. Why would mammals want a new mayor with all the same policies of the old one - and none of the fun? Come on, didn't you dye your hair to rebel? So rebel against your morals."
>She looks as if she is about to respond, but can't find the words.
(1/2)
>>4144935
Should have been clearer, I meant in a Cultural sense, promoting large or small families sort of thing
>>4144867
It's only mutton if it's a pred fucking them
>>4144946
Different movie
Rock Dog its called
>>4144950
Woohoo!
>>4144950
>Urswald chuckles. "Now if you were to out-slut her... Take your top off during a meeting 'because of the heat', forget to wear panties and bend over on stage to pick something up, fondle yourself during a speech because a camera got too close... Let a bit of that honey drip down your thighs..."
>Canidae balks, her lip quivering in disbelief. Urswald Bjornsson is a renowned political strategist. She paid top dollar for him, and she doesn't have the time to fire him and find a suitable replacement. The media would jump on it, too.
>"I-I'll consider it, Urz. Stop staring at me."
>"Whatever you say. Just don't let her keep running circles around you. Mammals aren't going to vote for a woman with the same stances as their mayor but too much of a prude to show a little fur. Swinton's desirable. Approachable. She's the mayor next door. Everyone thinks they're one rally attendance away from getting to sleep with her. And you? Hmhmhm, you've got the body but they know you aren't sharing it."
>Canidae sighs, convinced. She moves her paws down to adjust her breasts as they sit in her cute summer dress, revealing a few more inches of plush lupine cleavage.
>She wonders if Swinton will notice.
(2/2)
I'm thinking about writing a series of short greentext scenes on the concept of a black market for red meat in Zootopia. Good concept? Bad? A bit too edgy?
>>4143289
I just ship him with OC preds. Canon on these threads is heading in the direction that Jack plays off like this suave, cool agent, but he's got a powerful secret desire to be topped hard by strong predators.
I can roll with that.
>>4145043
It's the only acceptable version of Savage.
He doesn't mess up. Everything he does it on purpose in the hopes that a pred will catch him and ravage him.
>>4144979
This is some good stuff.
>>4145043
OC is fine
Though I generally like it when authors avoid major OC allies. They always feel a bit awkward to me for whatever reason.
I even realize that if you think about it, any time characters like Fangmeyer and Delgato appear, they are basically OC, but for whatever reason I accept them easier than completely new characters.
>>4145009
>Zootopia 2: Soylent Green
well? go on...
>>4142675
Isn't the whole point of this comic how Judy choosing Jack over Nick was a horrible mistake?
>>4145243
It's also showing that Nick choosing that bizarro-Judy over literally anybody or even nobody is a horrible mistake, too.
>>4145243
I think the main problem is Judy has been super bitchy towards Nick the entire comic. You wonder why hes putting up with her as much as he is.
I mean shes clearly been pregnant a while, so unless Jack literally ditched her just before that scene, you think she wouldn't take it out on Nick as much as she is.
>>4138996
May 31st is when I first saw the movie, I browsed a bit before that but only really for porn.
>>4138996
These threads specifically?
Around the time the /co/ threads went ban happy
>>4145581
I think you made a typo in that post. I think you meant to say "worst", because thats how it is
>>4145243
In the end, Judy only settles with Nick because he's literally the only person there that has offered to help her raise Jack's kids.
It ends with "I want to help you. Because I'm in love with you, Judy."
"Thanks, Nick"
not "I love you too. I should have always been with you. Being with Jack was the worst mistake of my life." But just a "Oh, that's nice I guess. Thanks."
>>4145932
Normally I roll my eyes at the sort of person that uses the word 'beta'.
But that shit? That is beta as fuck.
Who writes that shit? Who gets off to that shit? What is wrong with them?
>>4145998
Well, supposedly even the author admits that the story's trash.
>>4140921
Damn, this would have been so awesome to watch in motion
There are still people on e621 that believe Sprinkah's comic based off the Nick raises Jack's kids one-shot will end with Nick actually being the biological parent of Judy's children.
Stupid people are funny.
Someone should make an image with all the /ztp/ oc's
>>4146345
That's a lot of fuckin' OCs now, man.
>>4140921
The great thing about this plot hook is that Nick is probably the only predator to go savage. The missing mammals aren't necessary for Swinton to get her way, the story of Nick, the most famous collarless pred, going savage is good enough to confirm everyone's fears. Sure there'd be a bigger scheme at the end to make the tiger dancers go feral, but outside of those two instances we won't have to ask ourselves questions like "how is it that only one person saw a pred go feral?"