/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
In The Doll House edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Pilot] Bathroom Break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBX8wmqG-K0
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
>[Promo] Lucy's Best Lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4fgsPR6b8
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild", based off the comic that will be available at Comic-Con 2016
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByxMOiAf78kIY3hQODBZcE10OFk/
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
Again, just ignore this, just fixing the OP cut off.
Second for pic related
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>4124618
I'm ok with discord but not a private one
Liberty... with a gun
>>4124520
Wheres a full picture of this, and who can i commission to make me a small lucy chibi toy?
Does /tlhg/ want to play New Vegas?
>>4125721
What do you mean by "play"?
Good morning!
>>4125721
S.T.A.L.K.E.R is better
>>4125758
It's 1 PM earliest in /tlhg/ you fucking idiot
which one?
>>4125790
Both is the only correct answer
>>4125790
The cute one.
>>4125758
>>4125786
real shitposting hours, m80
>>4125786
>Aussies
>relevant
>ever
>>4125777
>>4125786
It's 22:05 here and I just woke up. Please don't judge.
>>4125777
>not shitposting from worst korea
I actually had no idea that loud house was even on tv here
>>4125721
I would if I had it installed and new how to play a character based on Luan or Lincoln
Why do Twinfags, Lucyfags, Lynnfags, and Lenifags get the best content?
>>4125853
Interesting, I'd be down but I'm all about that EVO currently. If you end up doing it in the future I hope to catch it.
Requesting Lucy meeting Noodle.
Just bought Zarathustra by Nietzsche, Socrates Last Days by Plato, and a book on intellectual speaking.
Would this make the Lisa happy?
>>4125901
if the content's not new eps it's shit
Someone post the webm of Lana coming out of the chimney please.
>>4125858
Hi, Germany.
>>4125901
Because most of the drawfags and writefags are Twinfags, Lucyfags, Lynnfags and Lenifags
>>4125901
Cuz Lori a shit.
>>4125871
>I actually had no idea that loud house was even on tv here
yo what
What cute sisters
Mы блaгoдapим Teбя, Moнoлит , чтoбы oпpeдeлить хитpoyмныe плaны вaших вpaгoв нaм.
Пycть вaш cвeт cвeтит вниз нa дyши хpaбpых coлдaт, кoтopыe oтдaли cвoи жизни нa cлyжбe пo вaшeмy выбopy .
Coлдaты Moнoлит Bпepeд oтoмcтить зa cвoих пaвших бpaтьeв , блaгocлoвил , кaк oни нaхoдятcя в их вeчнoм coюзe c мoнoлит .
Дoвecти cмepть тeм, ктo oтвepг cвятyю cилy мoнoлитa
O Moнoлит , мы нe мoжeм cлышaть вac , пoчeмy вы ocтaвили нaм o Moнoлит ? Mы ждeм Baших зaкaзoв ,нa мoнoлитe .
>>4125543
>Wheres a full picture of this
http://sara4004.tumblr.com/post/145507531005/
>>4125981
Man, so innocent
>>4125957
The toads and tiaras ep was shown here in korea first because Nick is retarded or something. Too busy watchjng that Chat Noir ass nahmsayin
hello
She isn't a bad sister.
She isn't a good sister.
She is THE sister.
>>4125976
HOLY FUCK
I NEED MORE OF YOUR ART IN WEBM
>>4126019
Based ROMAN
>>4126020
In due time, anon. In due time.
>>4126028
Can't wait for him to return and BTFO Dean and Rollins
>>4126007
Why the fuck did I think you were talking about North Korea for a second...
Oh yeah because I was outside the entire day, it's 11:20 pm here, and I'm FUCKING TIRED
Goodnight
maybe
hopefully
.
.
.
..
>>4126014
it's me
Say what you like about Gravity Falls, but it did at least try to have an engaging storyline instead of aspiring to nothing more than a mediocre episodic comedy with poop and booger jokes. Too bad most of the fanbase didn't appreciate the storyline or mysteries or care about anything except what underage character they wanted to fuck.
>>4126060
Fuck off Alex
>>4126060
Huh?
And don't get me started on how Alex would do AMAs on Twitter and everyone did nothing but bother him with their inane ships, ask him to rate their R34, and be completely bewildered at why a Disney show did not have R-rated content in it.
>>4126115
Wat u mean?
>>4126060
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
>>4126060
then why did half the show be nothing but Alex's moronic self-insert Lauren Faust crush?
>You will never snuggle up with a freakishly strong Luna who could absolutely destroy your fragile 11 year old body, still feeling safe in her arms that feel more like thick steel cables
>Turkey coup going on RIGHT NOW
>28 missing pages of 9/11 commission report released about the involvement of two foreign intelligence agents on Saudi pay-roll
>Trump has VP pick nobody has ever heard of'
>Several other happenings in development
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_PhAerGcPw
I love 2016.
>>4126060
If anything thats a flaw on GFs part. The show focused on the greater plotline at the expense of the characters, which isnt necessarily bad, but then Alex half asses Season 2B and pretends the show was never about muh lore and muh mysteries, but it was just a character based comedy like the Loud House. Literally Lindelof's "it's about the characters" excuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4hnReP7GY0
Can someone post a screencap of Lana without her hat, but not with her hair done up?
slow day trash?
fear not for you may now confess your sins anon
hard mode - if you drop a bomb shell don't leave us the fuck out. tell the damn story
"Look Anon, I'm sorry about throwing that bucket of chicken at your car, but you startled me. I'm happy that my Leni has found a boy that she wants to be with."
>>4126198
why
>>4126176
thats a very specific feel I emphasize deeply with for some reason
>>4126184
THIS JUST REMINDS ME
BACK IN FEBRUARY SOME ANON ON /POL/ PREDICTED A TERRORIST ATTACK HAPPENING IN SUMMER
HOLY SHIT YOU REMINDED ME
>>4126115
>make childrens show
>get pissy at all the literal children asking dumb questions
>completely blow off legitimate questions like the baby in ATOTS hinting at a followup that never happens
>>4126198
>>4126215
I REALLY REALLY like yordles.
>>4126204
like this?
>>4126223
>>4126198
>>4126184
>28 pages released
w-WHAAATTT???!!
>>4126215
I wasn't really meeting a friend I don't hang out with often.
I just wanted some alone time
>tfw getting comfy for Turkey uprising
How's your evening going /tlhg/?
>>4126236
>get pissy at all the literal children asking dumb questions
I don't think it was literal children asking him to rate their Pinecest porn pics.
>>4126215
I'm the one who brought up cell in "that" thread and I just wanna say oops
>>4126245
you should feel ashamed
>>4126272
shit, I haven't talked to my turkroach friend in a while. Hope hes okay
Well shit, a professor of mine last semester is a Turkish diplomat. Hope she isnt kill.
>>4126272
>Turkey uprising
some one explain this to me please
>>4126215
Again?
A bit too much to have it every thread, don't you think?
Does anybody have the full Leni and Lori thunder Fic? Or the pastebin?
>>4126215
I am the Lenibomber.
>>4126215
I'd like to make requests but I always pussy out before clicking the post button
Also I've made plenty of Luan MAGA edits and plan on making more to help increase MAGA Luan shitposting
>>4126234
>>4126266
>>4126290
>>4126272
>political /comfy/ with /tlhg/
My life is good
I need more happening Libby to post, though.
Awww yaw, hol' up
>"One of the Boys"
>Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, and Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality
>Even in this show a doctor Farnsworth what-if-machine seems like a bit of a stretch
>But Lisa has physically altered her sisters and brother in basically impossible ways multiple times
Oh shit lads
>>4126184
>>4126272
I can't keep up with all this shit anymore. Too much happening at the same time.
>>4126303
this is the first time i did it to day
>>4126304
Hmmmm?
>>4126304
>>4126304
go on
>>4126311
Can you MAGA Liberty please?
Just one would be nice. She is a patriot, you know.
>>4126304
>>4126280
In my defense, Every other game/story/anything what ever the fuck's, Goblins or halfling types are really fucking ugly as sin.
Every single fantasy type the short characters are usually just fucking dumb looking. League made them fun and not ugly. and sometimes even sexy.
>>4126273
Thats hyperbole. No one actually did that, it was just a handful of trolls he blocked and actual children asking him for the millionth time "ewww, how does Pinecest make you feel MrHirsch"
Alex complained more about other things fans asked him than Pinecest.
>>4126338
Why do you post these images in every thread?
>>4126335
>>4126304
he actually did it the absolute madman
>>4126335
>>4126335
OH SHIT FORGET ABNOUT THE BALL
GET OUTTA THERE!!!
>>4125721
best fallout
>>4126348
Because i can.
Im Draven
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
>>4126304
I've been waiting for this.
>>4126215
I make drama on purpose. I ask questions about the Discord to create issues. I say mean things to writefags. I pretend to be other people. Everything is designed for (You)'s.
>>4126352
>>4126372
(You) monster
>>4126298
Turkish military apparently staging coup in Ankara and Istanbul, disarming police and closing bridges. Turkish leader has denounced actions so far. Gun fire being heard in capital. It's uncertain but something big is happening.
>>4126304
I am aroused and terrified
>>4126332
Sure just post which one you want and I'll add a hat onto it.
>>4126338
you make a good point, let me rephrase myself, FUCK TEEMO
>>4126345
>literal children knew about Pinecest
>>4126375
dildo fight
>>4126388
Agree'd he'd be more likable without the child voice.
but god damn if his lore aint the best.
>>4126375
thank you dildocollection anon for the story, wherever you are.
>The door to Lori and Leni's bedroom opens to a currently vacant room.
>Lana does a tuck-and-roll inside and keeps her back to the wall.
>Once she has determined the coast to be clear, she motions Lola to come inside.
>"i don't know why you threw the ball in here in the first place."
>"Sush!" Lana wispers.
>The two begin their search around the room.
>Lana gets down and looks under the beds.
>Under Lori's, she finds a small cardboard box that reads 'Do Not Open' on it.
>"Hey, Lola! Come look at this!"
>Right before she reaches her sister, Lana opens up the box to reveal a collection of dildos.
>*Sniff* "Ew, that stinks!"
>"I know, right!?" Lana says as she reaches in and grabs the biggest and brownest one in there.
>"What is that stuff?"
>"Whatever it is, this one's named Bobby."
>"Let's just get back to-"
>SLAP
>"Sorry, this thing's more wiggly than I thought."
>After a quick and fierce glare, Lola pulls out a bumpy, purple dick from the box and hits Lana in the face with it.
>"Hehehe..."
>They both get into a sword fight with their newly acquired weapons.
>The fun ceases only when Lori shrieks upon entering her room.
>"What are you doing in here!"
>"RUN!"
>Lola drops her sword and the two rush past their older sister's legs.
>"Get back here!"
>"Save me, Big-Sword-Bobby!"
>Lana throws her weapon and lands it right on Lori's face.
>"You little...!" *sniff* "Ugh, I need to wash these."
>>4126245
Can't blame the man for liking cute/sexy blue midgets
On top requesting any of the following
>Lucy as Veigar or Lulu
>Lola as Poppy
>Lana as Tristana
>Lisa as heimerdinger
>Lily as Gnar
>>4126372
So Misha was actually just baiting for (You)s this whole time.
>>4126247
PERFECT. Thanks, need it for my drawfaggotry
>>4126345
It was all like "Alex you motherfucker. Why isn't Candip canon endgame?" Not one faggot actually wanted to talk about the plot or mysteries or anything.
>>4126215
Guess it's time.
I was 13 when two sisters (not nuns like I initially said, but still members of the Church) of my local area approached me while alone in the building. I had a bad day and usually went there to do some prayer as a kid, was deeply invested in my faith and whatnot, even wanted to be a Priest.
They invited me to a secluded area in the garden behind the church, one with a lot of tall hedges around a small area and would be hard to see, plus you couldn't see behind the hedges from the church itself, so it was perfect for them.
One thing led to another, the memory is still incredibly hazy, and one was on top of me, riding me while the other watched and waited for her turn. They were both pretty good looking, I think they were in their upper 30s. The other one had their turn with me before they both sucked me off 'till I came.
They kind of just left me there until I decided I was ready to go home.
>all this noodle posting
>binging on gorillaz
>there's gaptoothed twins fighting in the Dirty Harry vid
What does it mean?
>>4126416
Love the whole god damn race man. them being shortstacks was a plus though.
Did they?
>>4126444
What's your view on that
did you like it or nah?
I think its pretty hot tho
>>4126444
i remember you
also GET
>>4126146
No pastebin, writing the story as I go. I figure I'll just use the Archive later to compile everything and 'Bin it.
>>4126161
Yep, for now. I'm thinking I'll keep this relatively clean, aside from some pokes and rubs.
If you want me to post Chapters one and two again, lemme know.
>Leni's been awake since she came home.
>She's holed up in Lincoln's room. Curled up in a ball on his bed. Sulking.
>She's just laying there, staring at the door on the off chance Lincoln will walk in and lay down with her.
>Leni sniffs the shirt she pilfered from his drawer. The smell of his fabric has helped a lot with keeping her calm.
>But she starts getting antsy, and her body starts to protest the strain she's putting on her back.
>Reluctantly, she stretches out, her feet pushing against the wall, forcing her head up and bumping against the opposite wall with a soft thump. She can barely fit on the mattress without bending her legs or back.
>She doesn't pay attention to the discomfort, though. She's oddly deep in thought.
>Why didn't he sleep here?
>Sure, she was late coming home last night. But it wasn't her fault. The storm kept her trapped in her friend's bathroom.
>But the day before, Lori was sleepwalking outside his room, when they were cuddling.
>Leni frowns.
>Then, before she went to work, she tried to talk to them as they were cuddling at the table during breakfast. And again at lunch, she tried to make them take different seats.
>Something isn't right. Leni closes her eyes, racking her scattered brain to hurry up.
>Then...Lori came home before she did, and when Leni came home, she found them in Lori's bed.
>A sharp pang of jealousy rumbles in her stomach.
>Or is she just hungry?
>Suddenly sidetracked, Leni glances around at the walls, scanning around until she sees the clock.
>She squints at the face of Ace Savvy leering back at her.
>It's, uh...nine - no, ten...ten-twenty?
>Leni's ears picks up the sound of the shower starting. Time for food, she guesses.
>>4126497
The short answer is 'yes'.
>>4126415
this is 100% gold
>>4126304
Kek, I knew this story was perfect for a short comic. Can't believe you made it so quickly though.
>>4126215
I once jerked off to a campfire
Luan with hair down when?
>>4126425
I'm not really proud of this one what do you think about it anon? I could look for a different hat.
>>4126544
She apparently even sleeps with it tied up.
>>4126234
>PREDICTED A TERRORIST ATTACK HAPPENING IN SUMMER
Whoa jeeze, you mean to to me that during a 90 day period, any one of the 6+ billion people might have tried to kill a bunch of people at any particular location in the world?
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
>>4124520
>Lincoln is a single child with no sisters, just sleeps with a shit load of dolls
>Clyde has 10 adopted sisters of various ages and races that all want to fuck Lincoln
>>4126415
Damn good work
>>4126548
I think it looks lovely, but keep in mind, I don't see what's wrong with it the way you would.
I'll probably keep asking for more if you allow me, the parasite that I be.
Or we could barter.. I'm a write faggot, though I'm not sure what the exchange rate would be on that.
>>4126574
WHAT DID I TELL YOU OLD MAN
>>4126574
isn't that bad for your hair?
>>4126465
I NEED A GUN
>>4126576
I'd read it.
>>4126444
why can't my life be a hentai plot
>>4126510
Please post the first two chapters m8 I wasn't here for them.
Who's that loud?!
>>4126574
Yeahyeah I know animators don't like to go off model because it takes extra time/expense, but actually if you do have long hair, sleeping with it loose is a mistake.
>>4126574
>taking a picture of your screen
>>4126386
>Trump just announced the worst possible VP pick and alienated most of the independent voters
All of these happenings practically handed him the election and now he goes and makes a neo-con cuckservative his VP
Fuck everything
>>4126381
Military has already claimed to have control. Turkey is fucked
>>4126626
IT"S PIKACHU!
TURKISH MILITARY COUP SUCCESSFUL
So why does Luan get braces while Lincoln gets to keep his mouth metal free despite his teeth being even worse than Luans?
>>4126585
I guess it's just me though I'm glad you like it
Also you don't need to write anything for me man these edits aren't worth anything
>>4126634
It's not mine, it's a Youtube screencap I pulled from Google Images.
ALL 3 MEDIA NETWORKS IN THIS COUNTRY ARE NOT COVERING IT AT ALL.
CLITION NEWS NETWORK
FAUXNEWS
MSNBC.U.C.K. FOR YOU (((MOOK)))
WHY NO COVERAGE??
THIS IS NOT NORMAL
MILITARY UPRISING IN TURKEY AND NO MEDIA ATTENTION!!!!!!!
>>4126317
>It's a futa episode
>>4126642
Military have claimed control, but the President is safe apparently, potentially fleeing Istanbul, so it's still up in the air.
>>4126497
Noodle wants the 2D but he sees her as more of a little sister
>>4126660
Lincoln still has baby teeth, Luan doesn't
>>4126510
I got you senpai.
>>4126646
FUCK OFF CHUCK NORRIS!
>>4126655
not confirmed yet
>>>/pol/81171774
I see you faggots
>>4126642
Get off of /trash/, Glenn Beck.
>>4126682
The President doesn't have to be dead for it to be a successful coup. If he's out of the country and military is no longer under his control, he's effectively the leader of nothing.
>>4126642
>yfw Trump was on Hilary's side all along
>>4126685
He's 11. You wouldn't still have baby teeth at that age.
>>4126685
>11
>Still has all his baby teeth
>>4126696
>Barely any replies
You fool.
>>4126675
who cares about a bunch of cockroaches
>>4126204
>>4126736
delete this
>>4126510
>>4126687
>>4126687
Is this all of it up to this point?
>>4126662
Danke!
I really need to learn how to edit. Even just the shaking or radial blur effects. Or putting qt-face over Michigan.
>>4126204
>>4126548
could we get a "Top Sis" hat?
>>4126710
Someone with talent please redraw this
>>4126673
You're welcome.
Just curious, did the LenixAnon fic get updated recently at all?
>>4126736
This isn't about the brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
for those who want to keep up
>>4126660
Not enough money, impacted molars
>>4125718
I'll get better
>>4126781
>Go to sleep with the Nice attack on my mind
>Wake up to find out the Day of Rage might be habbening and Turkey has started a full on coup
Holy shit, the world just got really exciting.
>>4126642
Pence is a dull guy but it was always kind of obvious Trump wouldn't pick a VP with a strong personality like Chris Christie.
I think though, he's more likely picked him because he wants the states in Pence's backyard like Ohio, Illinois, and Michigan (which were all Democrat the last two elections) and Pence might connect more with those voters than a Northeasterner like CC.
>>4126662
Oh yeah here's this one
>>4126768
I mean it's not that hard infact if you learned the basics and practiced you'd probably do better than me
>>4126773
Sure but that might take a little bit of time though
>>4126797
WHY
>>4126415
neat but just one question
why is lola not wearing shoes?
>>4126784
This. I am asking the same question since this morning but nothing concrete.
>>4126697
I'm still voting for Trump but only a mindless idiot doesn't see how this damages Trump's campaign by electing a neo-con and and almost ensuring no independents will vote for him.
>Linc getting blamed for being beat up by two older kids just because he threw the first punch
>ignoring the fact they were robbing him in the first place
why is life so unfair
>>4126824
What happened this morning?
>>4126642
He better change his fucking mind and choose Rand Paul
>>4126642
>All of these happenings practically handed him the election and now he goes and makes a neo-con cuckservative his VP
Trump is going to throw the election and hand Shillery the presidency on a silver platter after he killed off the chances for legitimate rivals to be the republican nominee, all according to Clinton's keikaku.
Watch him start trying to alienate the independent voters as much as possible this election season.
Herdie verdie verdie
>>4126642
>Turkey is fucked
>implying islamist Erdogan ruling is better than secular military
Israel and USA are fucked
>>4126849
I really hope th parent's some how get their comeuppance in that fic.
>>4126865
easy peasy
>>4126800
I don't think any Republican in the next 40 years will have a shot at Illinois but of course Ohio is extremely important and winning that state is a necessity.
>>4126853
>He still believes in Paul the Younger
>>4126784
I hope the writer didn't abandon it, it was a good story and I was looking forward to it.
>>4126852
Nothing beyond ourselves. Just ignored except from one guy who tried to bait me saying that he had moved on from the fic, and should do I.
>>4126849
I wasn't feeling it for a while but that fic has definitely got attention again.
Linc and Ronnie Anne
Lincoln sat, doing his school work quietly, it wasn't too hard, it never was, Lincoln was a smart kid, he just didn't try too hard, he cared more for games and comics than for school work,so he never really bothered with the latter.
Then he felt something hit the back of his head, turning around to see Ronnie Anne with her usual smug look, waving at him. He shot her a glare then tried to get back to work. Only for another spit wad to hit his neck. It went on like that til recess.
Ronnie sat on a swing, humming, as Lincoln walked over to her."oh, hey lame-o, whats up?" Asked the little Hispanic girl.
Lincoln sighed "i thought we were over this whole bullying thing, what gives?" Asked the white haired boy
Ronnie looks around, slightly nervously."Listen Linc, i made a huge mistake in letting you know about my thing for you your sisters told their friends now people are teasing me for liking you, i gotta prove them wrong." She sounded almost like she was pleading, Lincoln would have none of it.
"But they're not! Besides aren't you some kinda tough girl?i would have thought you'd beat them up or something?" Lincoln shot back with aggression.
Ronnie sighed and looked away "i cant, they're bigger than me." Bigger than her?" They're from the middle school,if i tried they'd slam my face in the pavement." Lincoln decided to lighten up at hearing this.
"Whats so bad about liking me that people would tease you for it?" He seemed to be mildly offended now.
"Dude, 'groomin mah chest hair' ?" Oh, right,That, Maybe he shouldn't have entered that stupid contest in the first place...
"So, can you just, play along for now? Please?" Ronnie asked giving puppy dog eyes,
With a sigh, Lincoln responded with a "fine
>>4126865
There's no way she isn't a lesbian.
>>4126642
>Turkey is fucked
>Being an Erdogan supporter
Turkey has no where to go but up
there's a goddamn /tlhg/ thread on /pol/, and we're having better political discussion than they are
>>4126930
But she has a crush on Mick Swagger.
>>4126615
If it makes you feel better, that 'hentai plot' life got me NTR'd super hard a few years later. It's not it's all cracked up to be.
>TFW baby shits on your comix
>>4126922
Now that's what I call a dickhead. Geddit?
>>4126941
That thread is mostly a shitpost anyway
>>4126930
I'd be okay with that desu
>>4126831
I'm voting Hillary, don't blame anyone for disliking Hillary or the establishment or being worried about her consistency, but Trump is just too flaky, flighty, inexperienced & dangerously unpredictable. More and more he's showing that he's just following the lead of handlers in what a politician should be doing and what policies he should have. He's a puppet of the people he's paying to pull the strings.
>>4126883
And Ohio seems to be leaning liberal once again with our large minority population centers.
>>4126821
it's my headcanon
>>4126945
Fan crush only. She wants the V.
>>4126963
vote 3rd party nigga
vote green or Libertarian
>>4126930
>Chases a male rockstar around the stage for a lock of his hair
Yep that checks out.
>>4126945
I WANNA FUCK YOUR 60YR OLD AIDS INFESTED COCK, MICK
>>4126973
sicko
>>4126991
people who wear shoes inside the house are the real sickos.
>>4126812
Because Lana is using the hamster.
This is my Lisa.
>>4126304
>>4126335
>>4126375
>>4126352
>>4126415
WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE (YOU)S
>>4126415
>>4126352
>hey babe
Holy shit I'm dead
>>4126957
SHUT UP LUAN AND SUCK MY DICK
>>4126963
Of course you are, you're a Hillary campaign employee paid to spam websites.
$300,000 a day spent on campaign ads and she can't even dent Trump.
https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/754061499518230529
what will it take for me to be able to have the Loud sisters to all fart on me at once?
Who /pol/ here?
>>>/pol/81171774
>>4126655
I don't understand the perspective is the sword transparent?
>>4126831
Trump is part of the establishment too brother. We're all subject to the whims of the higher ups. You're the mindless idiot if you believe that Trump will actually change anything.
>>4126957
Good one Luan
>>4126497
yes
>>4126976
And throw away my vote? Nice try. I may not like Hillary that much, but she'll at least keep the ship afloat until someone else comes along.
I don't want to sound like some typical 4chan asspained contrarian with black & white views of a world made up of grays, but I see it more as voting against Trump rather than voting for Hillary. That's not an act of animus towards those who are fed up with the establishment or may support Trump (though I respectfully disagree with them), but a conscious act on my part to try and avoid the next geo political disaster in a year seemingly filled with them.
>>4127029
Not with White voters, no, but the minorities will decide this election, much like the last two. Don't get me wrong, the outcome of this election is still very much up in the air, however that doesn't mean that I need to insult others online who disagree with me or accuse them of being shills.
>>4127022
>That moment when you realize even Lily has more fans than fucking Lisa
You could pretty much remove her from the show and nothing would change
>>4127037
Take them all to Moe's Southwest Grill for lunch.
>>4127030
>They see me rolling
>>4126919
did you just rewrite this
You missed a line
>>4127063
Requesting art of older Lucy kissing shota Lincoln
>>4127065
>but the minorities will decide this election
Well, that's very nice because the only demographic Hillary polls high with are white women over 55. But you knew that already, you sad, sorry paid spammer, you.
Any writer willing to take a request?
>>4127093
THIS
seconding this
>>4127065
>Supporting a woman who supports the assault weapons ban
>Supporting a woman who wants to bring in refugee's despite everything going on in the world
>Supporting a woman who is literally a criminal
>>4127100
Depends. Share.
Episode where Luna meets Mick for real and he's a massive asshole w h e n
>>4126687
>>4126755
Thanks friend.
>>4126618
He's gotcha covered.
>>4126510
>Lori steps out of the bathroom, fully refreshed.
>Steam cascades out into the hallway, briefly filling it with a light fog.
>Lord, she hasn't felt this good in literal weeks.
>She takes a few steps toward her room when a creak makes her pause.
>Someone's going downstairs. She glances down the hall toward the stairs, but couldn't see who it was.
>"...Lincoln?" She tries.
>The creaking stops briefly, before resuming, all but stomping down to the floor level, then to the kitchen.
>Shrugging, Lori continues down to her room to get dressed, opening her door and seeing Lincoln still snoring in her bed, rolled up like a little pillbug.
>Lori cringes. Yeah, that was Leni. She didn't sound happy.
>She'll deal with her later. Squeezing the washcloth gently, she gets to work, gently scrubbing Lincoln's face, wiping away the lipstick markings she gave him through the night.
>And not without a hint of excitement and guilt, she also took advantage of the moment to get a feel of his upper body while cleaning his collarbone and chest.
>She's curious, what do you want from her?
>His arm's have definitely gotten a little longer, and there's clearly come muscle filling in the gaps.
>His shoulders are broader, too, and Lori can just feel a hint of his pectorals developing in his chest.
>He's lost weight, too, no doubt about that. His babyfat is burning up. No wonder he's so warm all the time.
>She sees his cheekbones and jawline are starting to emerge, too. She can't help but speculate over how he'll look when he's grown up.
>She also can't help shivering at the thought of his musculature.
>Satisfied with her cleanup, Lori buttons his shirt up, then briefly glances down at the sheets. There's a sizeable lump literally three feet away from her.
>It...it wouldn't hurt, just to peek, would it?
>You're his big sister. You need to make sure everything's Ok under the hood.
>Yeah. That's right. You're responsible.
>>4127070
There are plenty of Lisafags, they're just held down by the Luanfags Lenifags and Lolafags' fervent denial of their existence. It's a conspiracy. Also there are no Lilyfags that aren't babyfuckers.
>>4127065
>And throw away my vote?
>3rd party dont get votes because they don't win
>they don't win be cause they don't get votes
you don't get a prize for choosing the winner vote for who you think is an acceptable pick, and trump and sHilery are not
>>4127070
I think her whole reason to exist is to make episodes like a parody of Fantastic Voyage and the genderbend one possible.
>>4127010
go back to Japan
>>4126954
time for a dicking
>>4126849
Nigga that's real as fuck.
I got bullied all the time in school and whenever I fought back it was always my ass that got punished.
american schooling is a shitstain bruddah
https://twitter.com/L0gg0l/status/754062397757874176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
IT'S OGRE
Alright, so I'm taking my first attempt at pic related. The plan is to have multiple moments, with each of them getting funnier as the pair get more and more desperate to bone. As stated before it's a sequel to my previous writefagging (http://pastebin.com/Nu56B9Cm) which was based off of the Sweet Spot where tl;dr Lincoln walks in on Lynn masturbating to him and they get themselves off very dangerously close to each other.
Anyways here it is, http://pastebin.com/YivPFkCV
Opinions/critique/etc welcome. I'm not a huge fan of how it turned out, but hopefully the next few events will be better since this one was by far the most boring (although imo needed to get the ball rolling)
>>4127029
CLAIMS TO BE A FEMINIST SYMBOL
HAS BEEN MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS TO A KNOWN RAPIST
Boo. They deleted it.
Also Eragon arrested.
>>4126976
Might as well post your vote here if you wanna take it to the trash. They wont even make 5%
>>4127124
I like Lisa.
>/pol/ mods deleted thread
sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit
>>4127146
>mfw the world is going to be set on fire
/pol/ thread is ded.
Thanks for make our reputation worse than before, Libertyfags.
>>4127109
Im liberal and hate everything hilary stands for.
>>4127160
Shit happens
Anyway a new Luan
>>4127152
If she divorced him she cant keep secret service
>>4127146
Man, imagine telling your grand kids about how you witnessed the happenings of 2016.
>>4127118
Imagine: Lincoln wakes up after an accident with no memories of his life in his universe. Somehow has has thought up a bunch of false memories. He thinks is someone else, and must adjust to life in the loud house, and figure out what went wrong. You could go lewd, he has to deal with all these hots girls outta nowhere. You could go comfy, he used to have noone in his false memories, and now he wakes up to this reality where he has 10 people that love and care about him.
>>4127098
That depends on the poll and the region.
>>4127109
I don't see a problemw ith an assault weapons ban.
I don't see a problem with refugees considering we're vetting them as well now and we'll be then.
Is she a criminal? You could argue Trump is one too given his ties to mob and dodging paying taxes the entirety of his life. Neither is a saint, and neither is ideal, but at least there is a chance Hillary will keep things running as they have been where as Trump has no clue how politics even work.
>>4127125
Again, it's not who you're voting for, but who you're voting against.
>>4127152
Cheating on your wife isn't rape.
>>4127175
and I forget attach the png
>>4127179
>>4127178
She was a senator/SOS. She'd get SS protection regardless.
>>4127121
No prob, Bob.
Gotta say I love your fic. So much so that it's inspired me to write one of my own. A LunaXAnon one specifically. Wondering if i should wait for the next episode and post it on the general on /co/ or just finish it and post here on /trash/ Anyways, here's a cute Leni for your return.
Alright, lets end this /pol/ talk once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755655
>>4126375
>theyre still wet
Is this normal for dealdos?
>>4127190
>it's not who you're voting for
yes it is you moron
>>4127121
>Yeah. That's right. You're responsible.
responsibility is fucking hot
>>4127152
also laughed at a rape victim after she got said rapist off scott free
>Erdogan has been arrested
Awwwwwwww yiiiiiisssssssssssssss
>>4126415
Who doesn't wash there sex toys immediately after usage?
>>4127216
It works both ways. If you're indifferent towards the awfulness of two candidates then you vote for the one who is the least bad.
>>4127191
and another MAGA Luan
I should make more
>>4127171
then you realize what the ultimate result of your disgusting ideology is
>>4127222
Tell me, why has Trump forced his two ex-wives into non-disclosure agreements regarding potential spousal abuse?
>>4127207
>Ending /pol/ speak during a fucking HAPPENING
Holy shit.
>>4127228
To be honest it's something I could totally see Lori being too lazy to do.
>>4127207
>tfw Canadian
>tfw cannot vote for based Trump
I-I can at least hope for him to annex us, right?
>>4127190
>I don't see a problem with an assault weapons ban
You sir are liberal swine and you ain't my nigga
>>4127179
i wont speak arabic though
>>4127152
Remember how alleged feminist icon Gloria Steinem has enthusiastically embraced Hillary for president? If she was actual real and not a complete phony, she'd have endorsed Jill Stein or Elizabeth Warren or anyone else.
>>4127201
Oh yeah? I'm happy to hear that. What would it be about, I was thinking of doing a Luna one later, if possible.
>>4127254
Hell yeah.
Is WWIII Lucy's fetish?
>>4127254
fuck that faggot, I'm a spic and I'm voting Trump
>>4127239
Politics more like LOLitics. Get it?
>>4127152
The most hilarious thing ever was back in the 90s when radical lesbian feminists all had to shut their mouths and not say jack about known woman abusers like Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy because they had a D next to their name.
>>4127277
WWIII IS NOT MY FETISH!
>>4127228
It'd be risky taking those monstrous things out of her room to get washed.
>>4127277
Your dubs say 'yes'.
>>4127193
what happen next daddy?
did the hiatus end the dark times?
did Turkey go up in flames?
did Trump win?
did Luna become a rockstar?
did Lily stay a babyslut?
did the NEVER EVERS get finished?
>>4127226
no he hasn't he just got off a FaceTime interview, kek
>>4127277
JUST
>>4127254
Oh please, most of the under 35 women were all Berniefags.
>>4127252
so they dont spread libelous bullshit that anti-misogynists plaster all over social and proper media
trump's the smart one when dealing with jilted, entitled women
>>4127147
It sounds promising. You should do a story for each sister that interrupts them. Except Lucy. She simply stay there and watches.
who is this
>>4127254
This fucking guy
>>4127260
Yes, we should all be able to own weapons that can kill large numbers of people right?
The only thing I don't like about an assault weapons ban is that it opens the door for other weapons to be banned that I don't have an issue with. Further more I'm more for reinforcing current gun control laws and clamping down on gun show loop holes than banning anything, but I'm not against the idea of taking mass murder machines out of the hands of autists that shoot up grade schools.
MILITARY STAND-OFF WITH POLICE
HOLY SHIT WHATSS GOING TO HAPPEN TO BANNERLORD
Do you niggas wanna post Liberty in the happening thread and see if anyone notices
>4127190
Never thought I'd have to call someone a shill on /tlhg/
>>4127290
Yeah
>>4127271
One where Luna and Anon slowly but surely find that they have feelings for each other, along with some Loud family shenanigans. Also, alcohol. If you're making a Luna based one, I cannot wait.
>>4127313
So when Trump skirts the law and manipulates things for himself it's good, but when the Clintons do it, it's bad? This is the hypocrisy that you're embracing with these mental gymnastics.
Man, I can't be the only one who just doesn't give a shit about world news, right?
>>4127338
o jew
https://youtu.be/oTWxZSw8VIM
Alright guys how do I help Trump win this thing
Do I have to spread support everywhere I go and online?
Oppai here,
Savino is going to be on that show that Cam Newton has on Nick, should I record it for you guys?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH27yqbBouN/?taken-by=savinoboy&hl=en
>>4127190
>vetting them
im not gay, but orlando should have taught us that the only indicator a terrorist really ever has is simply being a muslim
also would you support an assault commercial truck ban
>>4127364
Sure
>>4127354
What could possibly be better than watching the world unravel before your very eyes?
>>4127357
HOLY FUCK
TURKEY IS DEAD
>>4127364
is he a manlet?
>25 years old
>>4127190
>Is she a criminal?
these are hillary voters latie and gents. dont even know anything about the candidate they are voteing for
yes she is a criminal
>>4127341
liberals thrive on hypocrisy so i dont see why youre holding it against me
>>4127391
>Commercial trucks aren't made solely for the purpose of killing people.
No but Mudslimes sure are. :^)
>>4127121
>Lori glances at her brother, running the numbers in her head.
>Then, slowly, she grabs the end of the covers and starts tugging. Every few inches, she stops and glances at him, taking stock of his breathing.
>Satisfied that she's in the clear, and comfortable with the rationalization she gave herself, she keeps tugging until the covers are pulled down to his knees.
>She freezes when Lincoln mutters something, aware that he's lost his toasty warmth, before slipping back to sleep.
>Lori remembers to breathe, then promptly forgets again when she sees his jammies.
>She can almost hear the elephants trumpeting in that circus tent.
>Fearfully, she glances up at Lincoln. Out cold.
>Mentally slapping herself, she steels herself for what it is that she must do.
>She decides not to use the fly, he might wake up from her fishing around too much.
>Suddenly timid, she places her hands on his pelvis, the lightest feather touch she can possibly exert.
>Stay on target.
>She adjusts her hands, placing them parallel to the middle of his thighs.
>Stay on target.
>She tickles her fingers past his elastic, finding purchase in the - holy crap, It's a blast furnace in there.
>Lori's breathing hard now, her heart's never beaten this fast before. Her lip trembling, she squeezes her eyes shut and moves for the prize.
>You're clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
>But you're already home.
>That was fast.
>>4127321
>mass murder machines out of the hands of autists that shoot up grade schools
Almost had me rused until this line, try not to be so obvious next time
>>4127321
Nigga all guns can kill swaths of people. Full auto weaponry are banned except for military use. The only guns citizens can use is semi auto and that's not an assault weapon.
>>4127390
not in that pic she isnt
>>4127332
So, saltlord's got Luni and Angry Manlet's got Leni.
who do tubby punisher and anime protagonist get?
>>4127391
Yet somehow a truck killed more then a tool made to kill.
>>4127419
>Luna
fixed
>>4127197
Well that was more recent, and it'd be too obvious if she divorced him over 10 years later instead of right after
>>4127392
Or perhaps you are merely bieng hyperbolous and latching onto trivial issues as something greater than what they are?
>>4127400
ad hominem
>>4127403
That's right, xenophobia, that worked out great for the UK.
>>4127410
Oh I forgot, Sandy Hook was simply just a construct of liberal spin machine amirite.
>>4127411
Some do the job better than others. A hand gun can be used for self protection, a rifle can be used for hunting, an assault weapon exists for no other purpose than killing large numbers of people.
>>4127411
Hell, anyone who unironically uses the term "assault weapon" should be disregarded immediately
>>4127391
>Commercial trucks aren't made solely for the purpose of killing people.
pretty crazy then that the Nice guys killcount surpassed any islamic terror event with a babykilling black tactical military assault rifle
is this really WWIII or are we memeing
Another MAGA Luan
Also why you fucks giving that retard (You)s the moment he said he was voting for Hillary you should have ignored him
>>4127404
This fanfic is great
>>4127461
not yet but it does seem like the start of a civil war in turkey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP
r-russkie bro you okay
>>4127448
>Lynnfags
>tumblr filename
>shitty bait
>>4127458
That doesn't change the fact that one is made solely for killing and the other is not.
Maybe we should make nuclear weapons legal too?
>>4127448
that was more insult than ad hominem
the two do get rather mixed up i guess
>>4126784
>>4126824
>>4126852
>>4126900
No one ever listens to me when I say I'm here.
Yes i'm alive, not it's not canned, I just had real life shit + massive work loss because thanks pastebin and I need to rewrite all the shit I lost. And once I actually sat down and did that, I ended up changing what I previously had because I still wasn't happy with it.
If you people need me to edit my own pastebin to quote this post, I will...
>>4127448
And what is your definition of an assault weapon m8. because that's just a liberal buzzword that's lost it meaning when they slap it on every gun that looks "scary".
>>4127448
No. She intentionally leak documents to those who weren't allowed to see them.
>>4127467
this
saying you going to vote for hilery is the allotment bait
>>4127461
Probably not a World War, but I feel there's a very good chance if things keep spiraling out of control there's gonna be a major event equivalent to it.
I remember when edgelord millennials weren't pro-conservative dumbshits.
>>4126415
I'm laughing my ass off so hard right now. Of all the stuff I've written, I never would've thought a silly little story made at the tail end of a thread would have anything done to it ever again.
I'm speechless. Grateful and speechless.
Thank you so much for doing this; A+ work all around!
>>4127461
nah Turkey isn't important enough to start WWIII
>It's a '/tlhg/ shit flings over politics' episode
God you people are always awful, but sometimes you're much worse than normal.
>>4127483
>he fell for the tumblr is dumb meme
>>4127494
Prove it.
>>4127389
Cam Newton is that quarterback, he's 6′ 5″.
Also being a short guy in your late 40s due to shrinkage is nothing like being a skinny manlet throughout your twenties
>>4127467
If I have learned one thing from lurking on /pol/ is that anyone with an austrailian or candian flag is automatically a troll and is ignored by most people.
>>4127512
>lynnfags
>>4127509
Just sit back and enjoy the ride lad.
>>4127522
He was the archduke of Ferdinand which was a big country at t he time
Edrogen ain't going to germany
>>4127476
Not many loyal to Erdogan who aren't dirt farmers. Most people liked being known as the one middle eastern country that wasn't ruled by inbred priests until Erdogan tried changing that.
>>4127501
Conservative politics is the new contrarian trend for kids. They'll always side with whatever the norm is.
During the Bush administration everyone was a liberal. Now that Obama is in power the pendulum is swinging in the other direction. A true sign that people are absolutely terrible when it comes to politics and always choose to see things in black & white.
>>4127491
Mate use Google Docs or Notepad to write fics, writing straight into Pastebin is too risky. Either way, as I've said before I'd rather you take your time to work on it rather than rush it, so make sure you're happy with what you put out most of all, rather than stressing to put out an update, just knowing you're working on it is good for us,
>>4127487
>one is made solely for killing and the other is not.
so?
>>4127533
>tfw Torontofags condemn the rest of Canada to nation wide shitposter status
We should just nuke Toronto and Vancouver, like 90% of our problems would disappear.
i want lucy to smile just like this
>>4127554
>I have only lived through 2 presidencies, the post
>>4127297
I don't know, she could just do it at night. Or wrap them up in a towel and wash them when she goes to take a shower.
Eh I'm thinking too much about this have some incest abominations.
>>4127491
I am happy to have some signals from you, writefriend.
I'm sorry if I couldn't see your posts, it's just that shit was hitting the fan more often around here, a random post without pics can get lost here pretty easy because of traffic.
Godspeed with all that irl stuff btw, and with the fic indeed.
Could you give me the link of the Pastebin? So I can save it in my bookmarks for whenever I want to read it again.
>>4127566
YOU'VE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOU
>>4127566
I want her to dance like this.
>>4127501
>>4127554
>>4127570
That's not an argument.
>>4127482
>>4127520
enjoy
http://lyingcrookedhillary.com
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
>>4127554
really goes to show when liberal counter culture occurs during great points in american culture and conservative counter culture actually starts to be a thing when shit starts hitting the fan
>>4127610
How old is she then, again?
dude fallacies lmao
>>4127597
Why are these Luna at College pics so cute? Even the hairy leg ones.
>>4127572
I've never met a person who uses headgear like that
>>4127581
http://pastebin.com/5w8JXeCg
I usually post a leni when I talk about my writing progress, but I think people don't know who I am if I don't use that very specific leni x anon dinner date image.
I thought this was a thread about cartoons, not politics
>>4125981
Yowza!
>>4127626
In that video, she is 13.
>>4127599
That's not bait. Those are hooks. The bait is usually tied to the hooks.
Tfw velvet fist is supposed to update today
Tfw its supposed to be big
>>4126352
>>4126415
>hey babe
>ladies
Bro Im sorry you posted these at a bad time but holy shit my sides
>>4127610
No, because she looks like a monkey.
>>4127643
>inb4 Ghost guest starts in one of TLH episodes
>>4127611
none of those are independently verified sources nor do they show intent of leaking confidential material, only that said material could have been hacked.
>>4127617
That's some awfully rose colored spectacles you have there. I take it you were too young to remember the Bush administration or the stability and financial prosperity of the Clinton administration?
Why has every Republican presidency since Reagan ended in a recession?
>>4127089
huh? which line?
>>4127587
the ability to kill people is more important than having groceries delivered across a state
i think people have forgotten that fighting islam or domestic tyranny actually means killing them
>>4127587
>Keeps using the term "assault weapons" unironically
>People keep replying
There's a saying that /k/ is the easiest board to troll, I'd hoped /trash/ at least would be so used to shitpost they could recognize bait immediately.
>>4127667
Do you like Luna?
>>4127655
>A tree, after going out the window.
>>4127655
Lincoln who's jerking off to a pic of Lori
>>4127636
as someone who went to college and did it all wrong, she's the yamato nadeshiko of college girls
>>4127688
yes
>>4127704
Then you should like girls that look like monkeys.
>>4127650
Oh, god damnit...
Probably.
What would it be like? She hasn't gone full gung-ho by that point, right?
>>4127639
Yeah well that's the problem with being anonymous. Still keep at it bro, best fic out there right now imo.
>>4127688
>>4127667
i don't know, she looks more like a gorillaz to me
>>4127688
Yes she's cute.
>>4127332
That's uncanny, so was I. We'll have to trade notes one day.
>"Splap"
>Lori sucks in a ragged gasp of air at the sight before her.
>Lincoln's p...p...
>Oh God, she can't even imagine calling it that. That's just too much.
>Lincoln's...junk...
>Ok, she can work with that.
>Lincoln's junk stands tall and firm at full mast, a solid six inches.
>She can't fully describe what she's looking at.
>She doesn't even think a poet can give It justice.
>She's drooling at the mere thought of what It'll be when he's fully grown.
>She's gone nuclear.
>It's...It's perfect.
>Lori's struggling to control her breathing, or her shaking hands.
>He doesn't have any hair yet. She wonders if it'll be white like his scalp, or more grey.
>She jerks back when It twitches. She's mesmerized.
>She can't hold back now.
>Her hand shakes as she lets go of Lincoln's jammies.
>She...she needs to hold It. Just a little a touch. A poke.
>She's wild.
>That's it. That's all she needs. She licks her suddenly chapped lips.
>Her finger stretches out, desperate to make first contact wi-
>NO. LORRAINE LINDSAY LOUD, DON'T YOU DARE STEP ACROSS THAT LINE.
>With a squeak, Lori yanks her hand back at the last second.
>"What...what happened?" she whispered, shaking her head desperately.
>Her brother's snore brought her back. Oh God...Oh God. Her brother. She almost grabbed his...
>Lori quickly hooked her fingers around Lincoln's waistband and yanks it over his wiener, shielding it from her sight.
>She's broken up. Inside.
>She looks at the clock. 11:45.
>Ok. He's had enough beauty sleep.
>Tentatively, she presses her lips on his forehead.
>She snakes her hands under his shoulders and thighs, and carefully extracts him from her sheets.
>She stands up, craddling him a moment.
>She squats down.
>"HRUP!"
>And with a loud grunt, promptly flings him towards the ceiling.
>>4127676
Then you are just purposefully refusing to see.
>>4127678
nvm
are you continuing it, whats the direction?
>>4127725
>ad hominem.
where
Stop giving the Clintonposter (you)s
Tell me about Noodle (Lucy?). Why does she wear the mask?
>>4127732
>posting draw'friend'
>>4127752
Such can also be said for you in refusing to see everything that is wrong with Trump. You're entire argument hinges on what's wrong with Hillary, not what's right with Trump, because there isn't anything right about him.
Trump fans, they don't like their candidate, they just hate yours. Oh, the same can be said for Hillary voters. I guess the two aren't so different after all.
>>4127688
Mhm
>>4127777
Four 7s
>>4127777
this must be a sign
>>4127777
Is Noodle officially part of /tlhg/ now?
>>4127777
those are some big quads
>>4127808
The same way Liberty and Lacy are, apparently.
>>4127672
what anime is this
>>4127767
S T O P
R E P L Y I N G
You're trying to talk to a guy who will say anything to get (you)'s
>>4127676
i was too young too remember Bush Sr, was their a recession in 93?
and i didnt know it was the Bush jr administrations fault for the housing bubble and other mass amounts of unpaid loans
>>4127808
Well Noodle and Lucy are one in the same, so she always has been.
>>4127788
This is what Trump's platform is:
>No more nation building in the Middle East. He openly called the Iraq War a mistake even back when it wasn't cool to do so.
>>He wants lower and middle class tax cuts.
>He is focused on American jobs.
>>He wants to reduce student loan debt. Is against the government charging interest on student loans: "That's probably one of the only things the government shouldn't make money off – I think it's terrible that one of the only profit centers we have is student loans."
>Openness to lowering student loan interest rates and making loan forgiveness programs.
>>Wants to audit the Federal Reserve.
>Doesn't have any special interests groups funding him unlike the other candidates. Has called for all candidates to return the money they're getting back to Super PACs and to remove special interest groups from our election process.
>>Likes universal healthcare, is open to replacing America's broken system with something similar to Canada but better.
>Moderate on social issues (e.g. affirmative action, women's health, gay rights)
>>Focus on broad-based American nationalism instead of narrow and divisive race and gender identity politics.
>Acknowledgement that political correctness is obnoxious.
>>Desires to put America first in trade deals instead of pure Wall Street globalism that exploits third world workers abroad and destroys domestic jobs.
>Realist based foreign policy. (e.g. deal with Putin if it is in our national interest to do so, even if he isn't a nice guy).
I have every reason to see what is wrong with Hillary
>>4127314
What do you mean story for each sister?
also
>tfw you ask for opinions and advice/critique on your writing everytime you post it in /tlhg/
>only ever get at most one (You)
>never any actual comments on the writing itself
;_;
Although it does help that you like the concept at least I know I'm on the right track idea wise
>>4127829
Yes there was. A mini recession.
>tfw I know a girl that looks like Noodle and is a fan of the Gorillaz
Guys?
>>4127711
I'm sorry, but I do not understand what you mean here. Could you please elaborate?
>>4127845
that's the joke
>>4127837
Most of that is also on Hillary's agenda, your point?
How come Trump doesn't talk about all these points beyond vaguely alluding to them as a platform?
So we've got
>Trumphat Luan
>Monkey Luna
>Noodle Lucy
>Postal Lincoln
What else?
>>4127788
>against TPP
>shits on political correctness
>will repeal common core
>wants to audit the fed
>NRA member, owns a CCW, pro-2nd amendment
>De-fund sanctuary cities
>Tangible wholesome answer to illegal immigration
>pro-medical marijuana for the dude weed lmaos out there
>wants to end corporate inversion and discourage offshoring
>wants to end healthcare monopolies by promoting competitive bidding
>resistant to lobbyism and special interest influence
>wants to release the 28 pages on 9/11 (already done as of today but whatever)
>wants to be bros with russia
>knows how fucked up saudis are
>knows how biased and corrupt MSM is
>wants to end incompetence and corruption at the VA
>knows about lobbyist influence/shadow government
>wants to bring golden age to the US military
>anti-globalist
>Fair trade + free trade
>>4127853
MARRY
>>4127829
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_1990s_recession_in_the_United_States
>>4127862
Dyke Leni
>>4127853
Waifu for laifu
>>4127854
[MONKEY NOISES]
>>4127860
Hillary wants to maintain the status quo and keeping the niggers nigging and dependent on gibsmedats for one thing.
>>4127853
Give up, you have no chance. Pass me her number tho
>>4127863
Sounds like a lot of empty promises, guess that fits Trump's track record in business too.
New Thread
>>4127884
>>4127241
Its better then your disgusting ideology of authoritarian submisivness and cultural stagnation.
>>4127862
nuke lori
>>4127892
Oh and Trump will fix this? Just like Bush Jr fixed it? Just like Bush Sr fixed it? Just like Raegan fixed it?
>>4127897
Too early cunt
>>4127897
Normally I'd be upset because it's early but this thread is an abomination right now
>>4127887
Go away, Luan.
>>4127554
Conservative counter culture is a sign of cultural retardation.
>this aggressive hillary shill
Holy shit we're not voting for her dude
>>4127896
> be billionaire somehow bad at business.
Are you on crack?
>>4127896
Sentient Jets LLC (Now/Known/As Trump Jets LLC)
T International Realty LLC (dba Trump International Realty)
The Donald J. Trump Foundation, Inc.
The Trump Corporation
The Trump Follies Member Inc.
The Trump Equitable Fifth Avenue Company
Trump 106 CPS LLC
Trump 55 Wall Corp
Trump 767 Management LLC
Trump 845 LP LLC
Trump 845 UN GP LLC
Trump 846 UN MGR Corp
Trump 846 UN MGR LLC fka 845 UN LLC
Trump AC Casino Marks LLC
Trump AC Casino Marks Member Corp
Trump Acquisition Corp.
Trump Acquisition, LLC
Trump Books LLC
Trump Books Manager Corp
Trump Brazil LLC
Trump Briarcliff Manor Development LLC formerly Briar Hall Development LLC
Trump Canadian Services Inc
Trump Canouan Estate LLC
Trump Canouan Estate Member Corp
Trump Caribbean LLC
Trump Carousel LLC
Trump Carousel Member Corp
Trump Central Park West Corp
Trump Chicago Commercial Member Corp
Trump Chicago Commercial Manager LLC
Trump Chicago Development LLC
Trump Chicago Hotel Member Corp
Trump Chicago Hotel Manager LLC
Trump Chicago Managing Member LLC
Trump Chicago Member LLC
Trump Chicago Residential Member Corp
Trump Chicago Residential Manager LLC
Trump Chicago Retail LLC
Trump Chicago Retail Manager LLC
Trump Chicago Retail Member Corp
Trump Classic Cars LLC
Trump Classic Cars Member Corp
Trump Commercial Chicago LLC
Trump Cozumel Corp
Trump Cozumel LLC
Trump CPS Corp
Trump CPS LLC
Trump Delmonico LLC
Trump Development Services LLC
Trump Development Services Member Corp.
Trump Drinks (((Our Greatest Ally))) Holdings LLC
Trump Drinks (((Our Greatest Ally))) Holdings Member Corp
Trump Drinks (((Our Greatest Ally))) LLC
Trump Drinks (((Our Greatest Ally))) Member Corp
Trump Education ULC
Trump Empire State, Inc.
Trump Endeavor 12 LLC
Trump Endeavor 12 Manager Corp
Trump EU Marks Member LLC
Trump EU Marks Member Corp
The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative LLC (fka Trump University CA LLC)
Trump Ferry Point LLC
Trump Ferry Point Member Corp
Trump Florida Management LLC
Trump Florida Manager Corp.
>>4127914
You haven't been round long if you think this is an abomination.
>>4127751
For sure dude, I've been stuck on a few places, so it'd really help to get some feed back.
>>4127929
The Trump Follies LLC
Trump Fort Lee LLC
Trump Fort Lee Member Corp
Trump Golf Acquisition LLC
Trump Golf Coco Beach LLC
Trump Golf Coco Beach Member Corp
Trump Golf Management LLC
Trump Home Marks
Trump Home Marks Member Corp
Trump Ice LLC
Trump Ice Inc
Trump Identity LLC
Trump Identity Member Corp
Trump International Development LLC
Trump International Development Member Corp
Trump International Golf Club LC
Trump International Golf Club Scotland Limited
Trump International Golf Club Inc.
Trump International Hotel and Tower Condominium
Trump International Hotel Hawaii LLC
Trump International Hotels Management LLC
Trump International Management Corp
Trump Kelowna LLC
Trump Kelowna Member Corp.
Trump Korean Projects LLC
Trump Las Olas LLC
Trump Las Olas Member Corp
Trump Las Vegas Corp.
Trump Las Vegas Development LLC
Trump Las Vegas Managing Member LLC
Trump Las Vegas Managing Member II LLC
Trump Las Vegas Marketing and Sales LLC
Trump Las Vegas Member LLC
Trump Las Vegas Member II LLC
Trump Las Vegas Sales & Marketing Inc.
Trump International Hotel & Tower Las Vegas Unit Owners Association
Trump Lauderdale Development 2 LLC
Trump Lauderdale Development LLC
Trump Management Inc
Trump Marketing LLC
Trump Marks Asia Corp
Trump Marks Asia LLC
Trump Marks Atlanta LLC
Trump Marks Atlanta Member Corp
Trump Marks Baja Corp
Trump Marks Baja LLC
Trump Marks Batumi LLC
Trump Marks Batumi Member Corp
Trump Marks Beverages Corp
Trump Marks LLC
Trump Marks Canouan Corp
Trump Marks Canouan LLC
Trump Marks Chicago LLC
Trump Marks Chicago Member Corp
Trump Marks Cozumel Corp
Trump Marks Cozumel LLC
Trump Marks Dubai Corp
Trump Marks Dubai LLC
Trump Marks Egypt Corp
Trump Marks Egypt LLC
Trump Marks Fine Foods LLC
Trump Marks Fine Foods Member Corp
Trump Marks Ft. Lauderdale LLC
Trump Marks Ft. Lauderdale Member Corp
Trump Marks Golf Swing LLC
Trump Marks Golf Swing Member Corp
Trump Marks GP Corp
Trump Marks Holding LP (FKA Trump Marks LP)
Trump Marks Hollywood Corp
Shut up and post Noodle.
>>4127756
It was a request someone made.
But it will be comfy.
I'll have to keep writing later though, since it's my mom's birthday.
And no i won't tell her anyone here says appy birthday, because then she will be curious as to what 4chan is, and promptly need to bleach her mind of this filth.
>>4127863
Socialism needs to be implemented for there to be a true golden age of america.
>>4127946
Trump Marks Istanbul II Corp.
Trump Marks Istanbul II LLC
Trump Marks Jersey City Corp.
Trump Marks Jersey City LLC
Trump Marks Las Vegas Corp
Trump Marks Las Vegas LLC
Trump Marks LLC
Trump Marks Magazine Corp
Trump Marks Magazine LLC
Trump Marks Mattress LLC
Trump Marks Mattress Member Corp.
Trump Marks Menswear LLC
Trump Marks Menswear Member Corp
Trump Marks Mortoaoe Corp.
Trump Marks Mtg LLC
Trump Marks Mumbai LLC
Trump Marks Mumbai Member Corp
Trump Marks New Orleans Corp
Trump Marks New Orleans LLC
Trump Marks New Rochelle Corp.
Trump Marks New Rochelle LLC
Trump Marks Palm Beach Corp
Trump Marks Palm Beach LLC
Trump Marks Panama Corp
Trump Marks Panama LLC
Trump Marks Philadelphia Corp
Trump Marks PhiladelPhia LLC
Trump Marks Philippines LLC
Trump Marks Phil ippine s Corp
Trump Marks Products LLC
Trump Marks Products Member Corp
Trump Marks Puerto Rico I LLC
Trump Marks Puerto Rico I Member Corp
Trump Marks Puerto Rico II LLC
Trump Marks Puerto Rico II Member Corp
Trump Marks Punta del Este LLC
Trump Marks Punta del Este Manager Corp
The Donald J. Trump Company LLC
The Trump Marks Real Estate Corp
Trump Marks Real Estate LLC
Trump Marks SOHO License Corp
Trump Marks SOHO LLC
Trump Marks South Africa LLC
Trump Marks South Africa Member Corp
Trump Marks Stamford Corp
Trump Marks Stamford LLC
Trump Marks Sunny Isles I LLC
Trump Marks Sunny Isles I Member Corp.
Trump Marks Sunny Isles II LLC
Trump Marks Sunny Isles II Member Corp.
Trump Marks Tampa Corp
Trump Marks Tampa LLC
Trump Marks Toronto Corp
Trump Marks Toronto LLC
Trump Marks Toronto LP (formally Trump Toronto Management LP)
Trump Marks Waikiki Corp
Trump Marks Waikiki LLC
Trump Marks Westchester Corp.
Trump Marks Westchester LLC
Trump Marks White Plains Corp
Trump Marks White Plains LLC
Trump Miami Resort Management LLC
Trump Miami Resort Management Member Corp
Trump National Golf Club Colts Neck LLC
Trump National Golf Club Colts Neck Member Corp
Trump National Golf Club LLC
>>4127928
> what is being born into money?
>>4127950
Fuck off Bernigger
>>4127896
You just got blown the fuck out, cuck.
>>4127948
Lucy*
>>4127926
This
Seriously, what the fuck do Shillary fags actually think they're accomplishing? If anything every post they make pushes us further away from her.
>>4127958
Trump National Golf Club Member Corp
Trump National Golf Club Washington DC LLC
Trump National Golf Club Washington DC Member Corp
Trump Ocean Manager Inc.
Trump Ocean Managing Member LLC
Trump Old Post Office LLC
Trump On the Ocean LLC
Trump Organization LLC
The Trump Organization, Inc.
Trump Pageants, Inc.
Trump Palace Condominium
Trump Palace/Parc LLC
Trump Panama Condominium Management LLC
Trump Panama Condominium Member Corp
Trump Panama Hotel Management LLC
Trump Panama Hotel Management Member Corp LLC
Trump Parc East Condominium
Trump Park Avenue Acquisition LLC
Trump Park Avenue LLC
Trump Payroll Chicago LLC
Trump Payroll Corp.
Trump Phoenix Development LLC
Trump Plaza LLC
Trump Plaza Member Inc. fka Trump Plaza Corp.
Trump Procida Fort Lee LLC
Trump Productions LLC (former Rancho Lien LLC)
Trump Production Managing Member Inc
Trump Project Management Corp.
Trump Properties LLC
Trump Realty Services, LLC (fka Trump Mortgage Services LLC (03) & Tower Mortgage Services LLC)
Trump Restaurants LLC
Trump RHF Corp
Trump Riverside Management LLC
Trump Ruffin Commercial LLC
Trump Ruffin LLC
Trump Ruffin Tower I LLC
Trump Sales & Leasing Chicago LLC
Trump Sales & Leasing Chicago Member Corp
Trump Scotland Member Inc
Trump Scotsborough Square LLC
Trump Scotsborough Square Member Corp.
Trump SoHo Hotel Condominium New York
Trump Soho Member LLC
Trump Toronto Development Inc
Trump Toronto Hotel Management Corp.
Trump Toronto Member Corp. (formaly Trump Toronto Management Member Corp)
Trump Tower Commercial LLC
Trump Tower Condominium Residential Section
Trump Tower Managing Member Inc
Trump Village Construction Corp.
Trump Vineyard Estates LLC
Trump Vineyard Estates Manager Corp.
Trump Vineyard Estates Lot 3 Owner LLC (fka Eric Trump Land Holdings LLC)
Trump Virginia Acquisitions LLC (fka Virginia Acquisitions LLC)
Trump Virginia Acquisitions Manager Corp
Trump Virginia Lot 5 LLC
Trump Virginia Lot 5 Manager Corp.
Trump Wine Marks LLC
>>4127929
If it's an LLC, it's part of larger operation that's been segmented to mitigate loss if something fails. All you've done is taken a handful of successful business and dissected them into their many legitious parts to make it look more impressive than what it actually is.
>>4127963
He transformed that money anon
>>4127963
>what is being mad that you aren't successful.
>>4127985
And defaulted on scams, tax dodging and bankrupcy to mitigate loss. Who will the USA being able to default on when Trump screws that up?
>>4127980
>>4127896
Trump Wine Marks Member Corp.
Trump World Productions LLC y LLC
Trump World Productions Manager Corp
Trump World Publications LLC
Trump/New World Property Management LLC
Trump Castle Management Corp
Trump Marks White Plains Corp
Trump RHF Corp
The Donald J. Trump grantor Trust – DJT is the Trustee Successor – Trustee is Donald J. Trump, Jr.
The Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust
>guess that fits Trump's track record in business too.
Yes it does
>>4128002
Provide proof please.
>>4127985
'small loan of a million dollars.' nigga if you're careful with that money you can raise a family for a decade,
He doesn't know what it's like to be a poorfag, so he don't give a shit.
> Trump is wealthy and successful for being born into wealth and using disreputable business practices.
> What a great man!
> Hillary is wealthy and successful for being born into wealth and using disreputable business practices.
> What a monster!
is this actually /tlhg/ ?
>>4128009
please understand the context of "small loan"
In NYC it's a very small loan
>>4128026
yeah, but hey , we're on the off topic board for a reason.
>>4127982
I doubt you are capable of running a business like he can.
>>4128026
We all jumped early to 4127884
>>4128018
You can stop now. You're just pushing us away from her.
>this thread
>>4128026
Yeah, but i guess the politics from before have been taken a little too far.
>>4128035
while that is fair, He still doesn't understand working one's way up from noth9ing, Bernie has lived a fairly modest life.
Sadly the democratic candidate is hilary. who's not only friends with trump, but is just as shitty as he is, though more for ethical reasons that how bad a leader she would be.
>>4128045
>moving the goal post
>>4128048
True, but I'm also not running for president.
>>4128085
>>4128079
There's no goal post moving when you're deliberately fluffing the facts.
>>4127843
I think it's just that your posting a bad time. Everybody is too preoccupied with current events
>>4128107
The fact still stands that he knows how to run a business and what you said about him claiming to be bad at that is wrong.
>>4128056
> your facts are only making us hate her more
As if you ever were on the fence about any of this. As if any of this matters. As if you're even a legal american voter.
>>4128107
>it's not goal posting cuz i said so
>i'm fluffing the facts
huh?
Listen Listen Listen Listen Ladies
You're both retarded.
Hilary and Trump are both not for the people, and are both shit options. Let's all just agree that the government is corrupt, there will be no positive change with either of them.
Now back to The Loud House?
>>4128140
hot opinions*
>>4128137
So does Hillary apparently.
The problem is that America is more than a business and requires diplomacy and tact, which Trump utterly lacks. When the success of your business practices rely on a larger structure to cushion them then it doesn't really stand that running said larger structure would be just as easy.
>>4128144
Not an argument.
>>4128127
Yeah, I know now is a shitty time. More of a comment on past posts.
>>4128018
he turned 1 mil to 10 mil
>>4128147
Get off the fence you pussy
>>4128147
'Least Trump will stem the immigrant overflow.
>>4128147
my man
>>4128165
So did hillary. Point?
>>4128156
Not an argument either.
Is Donald Trump Lucy's fetish?
>>4128156
Hillary is a politician not a businessmen. Having a career in politics was never a positive.
>>4128189
DONALD TRUMP...IS MY FETISH.
by the logic of everyone here, Seto kaiba from yugioh would make a good president.
>>4127777
Gorillaz x The Loud House crossover when?
Also
>yfw the guy who drew the Mad Max crossover does a Gorillaz one.
Fact: The last good president was president Lincoln.
>>4128184
How did she do it though?
What's with the aggressive Hillary shilling
>>4128189
Now, it's Luan's.
>>4128205
>xenophobia a problem
Nigga are you serious?
>>4128196
Arguably neither was being a businessman in big business.
Big Business and Wallstreet represent everything wrong with this country and both candidates are vested in each respectively.
>>4128205
No, it really is a problem. Living with a city over 60% black most of my life has taught me one thing; the nonwhites in this country are generally scum.
>>4128224
How did trump do it?
>>4128209
I'd gladly live in the country where Seto Kaiba would be president. Card games for dayz.
Ok, I got one more in me before I take a break.
>>4127751
>Lincoln's eyes fling open before he leaves her arms.
>He flails desperately in midair, his shrieking at him to find something to grab, to orient his feet toward the g-
>"THMP!"
>Lori winces when he slams into the ceiling.
>"CLNG!"
>It turns into a nervous cringe when he bounces off and plummets onto her bed.
>"SHEEEA-"
>Lincoln catches his breath long enough to try screaming...
>"POK!"
>Before promptly landing in a heap on the floor.
>Lori buried her face in her hands before he reached the bed. She clearly overestimated her throw.
>She's literally never felt so embarrassed in her l-
>"L-L-LORI! WHAT THE HECK WAS TH-THAT?!"
>...Ok, now she's never felt literally more embarrassed before in her life. That was fast.
>"Lincoln," she starts, holding her hands out nervously. Ooh dear, he looks really pissed. "I didn't kn...I mean, I didn't mean to throw you that hard."
>"WHY D-DID YOU THROW ME IN THE F-FIRST PLACE?!"
>Lori flinches at her brother's shouting. She blinks away the tears forming in her eyes.
>"It...it's almost noon. You slept in long enough."
>Lori's brain works overtime, pushing aside the panic and scrutinizing the scene, choosing her words carefully.
>"...And you th-thought throwing me into the ceiling w-would wake me up."
>He always stutters when he gets spooked. Maybe she can save this.
>Lori looks down, spooling a lock of her hair as she slouches.
>"I'm sorry Lincoln," she whispers. "I didn't mean to upset you like that."
Which Loud is the most likely to give you a hug if you seem sad?
>>4128250
actua;;y, considering kaiba is a genuine human and not a cheeto in a toupee , i'm pretty sure he would be a better president.
>>4128264
The Lucy.
>>4128248
How did Hillary do it?
>>4128280
How did trump do it? :)
>>4128264
Lucy.
>>4128264
Luna, Leni, Lori, Luan, Lynn, in order.
Lynn would punch you to try and get on your nerves, Luan would try cracking a couple jokes to cheer you up, Lori's phone 'nuff said, Leni wouldn't notice at first, Luna would notice the tone of your voice faster than the others, due to her vocal skills.
Lucy would be first if we include the younger sisters.
KILL THE FUCKING THREAD ALREADY.
>>4128288
So we agree that you dont know? I already posted how with that list.
>>4128264
Luna, but not a long one, a quick little pick me up
>>4128279
>>4128298
You little fool. The Lucy doesn't care about anyone but herself. Wake up Anon.
>>4128320
But she loves Lincoln.
>>4128224
Her and Bill scammed people out of millions, also everything they do in Haiti is just a front to line their pockets.
>inb4 but Trump jewed people out with eminent domain and other shit
Sure, he did, but what Hillary did was worse and I hate her more.
>>4127404
Still reading and enjoying even without the smut. We need a aggressive Linc seducing his older sisters someday though.
>>4128313
That doesn't show a chain of action, just a list of dissected modern operations.
>>4128320
i don't think that is the case, she is a sweet girl that is quiet and so happens to like death.
>>4128332
Sources?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING POLITICS
When image limit is reached, go here >>4127884
Are Turkish military coups Lucy's fetish?
>>4128258
rest well and you are creating another excellent chapter
>>4128330
Then why didn't she let him watch tv when he desperately wanted to? Her vagina took presidence over her brother.
I really hope the day of rope comes soon.
>>4128338
Smart deals, good ideas and a lot of patience.
If you want to start a business, you need to have a reason for that business to exist, a good product or service will make your business start getting clients which can sustain you, you need to understand the dynamics of internal wealth, the first few years you need to forget abour yourself and your own comfort and try to nourish your newborn business through the first stages, offering programs, helping your clients, cooperating with neighbors all help.
Once you break your first two or three million, stocks and expansion is where it's at, atock exchanges can be difficult to handle because of the sheer amount of time it needs, so you may want to consider hiring accountants for it and to help you reduce the tax strike on you.
New properties will help you, but it's hard to get them from 0, often times you need a partnership with a smaller business with the promise to grow it.
And so on, so forth, read the Art of the Deal.
>>4128479
Well that must make Hillary an excellent businesswoman.
>>4128437
rules are rules, she was there first
>>4128495
She isnt, she is a politician
>sir Mick jagger is expecting 8th child
>>4128513
But she is successful. If that's good enough for Trump, why not Hillary?
>>4128542
She is successful through with crooked practices and being underhanded.
>>4128578
And how are Trumps's practices not crooked and underhanded?
>>4128630
What is underhanded?
>>4128518
>having a kid at 72
Literally why.
>>4128652
Atlantic City, dodging taxes, using bankrupcy to screw over all the people who were hired for said failed business and never got paid. Working with the mob in the late 80s and early 90s.
>>4128619
>>4128694
Yes?
>>4128679
He was always making a loud house.
Was Lynn jealous of Lincoln when he was born?
ya know,i feel like the US is heading to a white vs black civil war
especially with the way the whites seem to be adamant on killing blacks for no reason
>>4128902
Fuck off faggot tell blacks to stop acting like niggers and shooting each other and resisting arrest.
>>4128927
oh no im not talking about that ,its from that news i heard about some whites making a killing rally or something
and im not black and not american,just an opinion
there is only so much a person can take before he snaps
>>4128685
I got nothing then. I obviously am not going to convince you. I will still vote for Trump and you will still vote for Hillary.
>>4126542
how'd it smell after?