/sug/ - Steven Universe General Dream Fusion Edition >H

>3 threads up
C A N C E R

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>>408133
>getting Jasper in your Pearl
Disgusting.

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Nice OP.

I embrace the /trash/. This is where I belong.

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>>408133
cringe t︂b︂︂h

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i don't know how to feel about this.

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this is now a jasper thread

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>>408170

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/dank/?

>>408133
Bad OP.
BAD.

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Read: 21 Reasons This Fan Fiction Will Blow Your Mind!!

CHAPTER 20

Lars and Sadie are arriving at the beach city bus station. They swiftly exit the vehicle. On the way out Sadie thanks the driver while lars slips past behind her.
Outside of the bus Sadie asks "lars, why didn't you thank the driver?" "Why would I thank the driver?" "because he just drove us 100 miles and didn't kill us?" "why
should I thank him for that? he does it every day. It's his job." "well don't you think it would make his day brighter and I don't know, more cheerful if the people
on the bus showed a little bit of humanity and gratitude?" "Again, it's his job. No one ever thanks me for my job." "Lars, you work at the register. People thank you
all the time. They thank you more often than not just for selling them rings of concentrated diabetes." "look sadie, if i were a bus driver, there is no way I'd want
or expect people to thank me just for driving them on a bus. That is ridiculous." "well you thank a cab driver right?" "yeah but that's more personal. You spend a
lot of one on one time with a cab driver. On eht ebus it's different. You can be at the back the whoel time and never say a single word to the guy. He probably
doesn't want to talk to people all day. he spends all his time in a bus with fucking crazy people who fist fight over cell phones and piss in the back.
You think he wants polite conversation? He probably wants death." "you don't know that lars, in fact, at work when people are nice and polite I end up having a better
time." "yeah but should you really feel obligated to be polite? Even if you're in a bad mood?" "If you don't want everyone to think you're a huge piece of shit."

They walk sullenly back to the big donut.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939

>>408181
DUDE

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>>408204
CHAPTER 21

Pearl slowly opens the front door to the crystal gem house. It had been decades since she had last set foot here. She wonders how much has changed. Her first glance
shows that, in fact, everything is exactly as she left it. many pairs of black trip pants from pearl's emo phase are strewn about the living room. She cringes at the
thought. She is much more respectable now with her oversized ironic sunglasses and gauged ear lobes. Laughter drifts in from the kitchen. Pearl walks toward the door
and freezes with her hand on the doorknob. These voices... She opens the door to the kitchen and steps inside.
Everyone is there, sitting at the table. Amethyst, garnet, peridot, even steven. They turn their heads to greet Pearl, smiles on their faces. She takes another step
and they all begin to cheer. "GOOD JOB PEARL! WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! WE ALL LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!" For the first time in decades, pearl wears a genuine smile on her
face. She takes a seat at the head of the table. "Thank you so much everyone. This is all I've ever wanted. Well, there's one other thing..."
The door swings open and in walk adolph hitler and rose, unfused and perfectly normal. They come to pearl, love in their eyes. She begins to tear up as they both
embrace her. Her moment of bliss is interrupted as she feels a sharp pain in her gem. She opens her eyes and sees rose and adolph, smiles still on their faces,
repeatedly stabbing her in the head with their forks.

She awakens on the beach to two seagulls pecking at her gem. She shoos them away and looks out at the water. When she sees the ice patch above where she had tossed
sapphire's shattered gem, she begins to heave bile onto the sand. After regaining her composure, she thinks back to the dream. It may not have meant anything but
as of now it's all she has to work with. She must find roseler. She hastily gathers her things and takes off.

Back on the beach, the morning light reflects off a heat-damaged pearl.

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>>408181
Drugs thread t︂b︂︂h

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>SU returning in April
>We're right back to doing SoL episodes with Kiki
>Still no mention of Lapis/Malachite

End me

>>408232
sauce?

>>406427
Would conventional means of storage like a box be enough to prevent a gem from reforming as if they were in a bubble?

>>408232
>Still no mention of Lapis

why would they dedicate more air time to the objectively worst gem

whole thing is lapis' fault anyway. they should just let her stew in her own shit at the bottom of the ocean where she belongs

>>408181
>lol @ my people in children's cartoon thread on anime imageboard here's your reminder to blaze up my bros!!!
If your father could see what you're doing and understand the context, he'd be disappointed in what you've become.

>>408244
If duct tape can stop the Geode, a box can hold a normal gem.

>>408244
Unless the container was made with materials that could normally contain the gem, I'd say no.

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Can someone post the SU edit of this?

>>408257
My dad can light up with me sorry your dad doesn't love you anon.

>>408263
Steven was able to get out of the bubble in Monster Buddies

>>408244
>>408260
I don't know, that duct tape was sparkly as shit after he used it. Might have gotten some kind of magical infusion.

That said, nah, a box probably wouldn't keep the gem from reforming. they at least have some force as they lift up before reforming and it usually seems more explosive when the energy comes out.

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love lapis or else

>>408252
Yeah but Malachite might become her own person and storm off somewhere on the planet to let off steam from being an unwanted fusion made of hate and anger.

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Sup /trashsug/, how's it going?
I'm actually feeling sad atm. Not meme sad. Real sad.
Melancholic more than sad though, because I don't really know the reason. Or maybe I do but I just don't acknowledge it.
Pretty faggy I know, I admit, thought I'd vent in here cause people on the bus are shitty and ugly.

>>408282
Bubbles are magic and were made specifically to hold gems. Also, Garnet knew she was bubbling Steven, she could have made it weaker.

>>408284
So then do you think it's just magic keeping them in the bubbles?

>>408298
yeah and thats only because lapis is a real piece of shit

>>408314
>>408282
I want to see Steven use his large bubble to warp everyone back home in an emergency situation

>>408320
Yeah I agree but that's why they can't let them be alone at the bottom of the ocean for so long.

>>408332
send 'em over to the middle east, I say

>>408310
it's going alright enough, carrying on even with my arm pain

hope you feel better fag

>>408310
>people on the bus are shitty and ugly.
don't forget to thank the driver
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>>407983

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>>408133

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>>408170

>>408369
>its smaller than OP
Do not try to copy Indexer anon.You are doing it wrong.

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>>408369
>it's just Jasper with four arms

>>408383
>wreck it ralph pants

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>>408232
>>408240
I assume this is baseless. Besides, we're going to most likely be returning on Barn Mates and getting a Peridot x Garnet bonding episode to round out her arc before moving on to Gem Drill.

>>408271
With who f︂︂a︂m?

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>>408271
I remember seeing that like, last thread
give me a second

>>408413
>With who sempai?
I forgot who, hell I don't even know if it actually exists.
>sempai
Kill yourself.

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>>408271
Nope, it was this
Sorry
>>408407
Get an appointment with your oculist anon, you need to get your eyes checked RIGHT NOW

why is peridot so ugly lol

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>>408442
>typing the quote instead of highlighting it and hitting reply
C'mon, step it up f︂︂a︂m.

And I misread your post. I thought you were asking for an edit of it, and I was wondering with whom you wanted it to be.

>>408407
That's correct, it is smaller. But the version in the OP is actually upscaled, making it blurry.

>>408465
I don't know, Peridot I guess.

If you type senpai, it wordfilters to senpai, not sempai.

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>>408232
Anon, we're 5 episodes away from the midseason finale. Once the cluster arc has been resolved and Peridot is written out, THEN we'll be back to weekly "Beach City resident has a problem that only Steven can fix" episodes

>>408455
Wrong he's a beautiful twink

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>>408496
that's enough /sug/ for right now im out

>>408494
>Peridot is written out
I doubt it.

>>408534
Oh please

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Why is Sugar so [spoiler]sweet[/spoiler]?

http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/134452645268/self-portrait

>>408561
What did Rebecca see?

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>>408561
Sugar's Bar Mitzvah is coming up, /sug/. What are you getting her?

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how many females itt are /FREAKS/?
how many of you are lesbos?
i ask because Jasper is pretty masculine so if you do, then wouldn't that make lesbo jasperfags hypocrites?

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>>408146
If Jasper chilled out a lot and joined the group, it could be a cute pairing.

>>408654
no my heart belongs to lapis

>>408654
Pearl is my sapphic goddess

Jasper can be pretty hot in fanart though I guess

>>408654
I'm a lesbo and Jasper is great, but so are the rest of the gems. Liking muscles doesn't make you straight, anon.

laptis

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>all these girls
REE

>>408718
But anon...You are a girl too

>>408732
This isn't /a/ where everyone is a little girl.

>>408706
>laptis
kill this anon

>>408718
>he's not a twelve year-old girl who just wants to talk about her favorite cartoon
What are you, a pedophile?

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>>408271
>>408483
for some reason, these little faces always seem to be Peridot. Guess that's not so bad since she's one of the easiest gems to do.

Any other edit requests tonight?

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>>408671
>lesbian for lapis

w h y

>>408746
Well if are so confident of that can you prove you aren't a girl?

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>>408753
You're favorite flowers aren't posies, right?

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>>408756
Probably because she's the most anime gem.

Peridot for pic related, too.

>>408772
>not lesbian for lapis
do you not like cute animu water angels anon?

>>408698
>Liking muscles doesn't make you straight

there you go.
you're in denial then.

>>408793
I know I don't. I love me all the Jaspers the SU fandom can offer.

>>408793
All the lapisfags are on the verge of suicide, so I wouldn't recomend it. Just look at Lauren Zuke. It's scary how Lapis attracts all the depressed people in the fandom.

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>>408830
You aren't wrong. You guys better buckle down because seasonal depression is probably gonna wipe most of us Lapisfags out

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>>408756
Jasper as 60´s Rhino with her helmet on

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>>408756
this with Pearl as Will and Garnet as Uncle Phil

I'm planning a greentext

>>408170
No man-ladies allowed.

>>408860
I'm not kidding, if H4L!fag offs himself I'm done coming to /sug/

>>408911
is Steven Carlton?

laptis

>>408936
I mean, naturally.

>>408830
i mean i'm one of the biggest lapisfags here, and that meme isn't exactly wrong. it's odd but makes sense i guess.

[nonspoiler]i still want to hug her[/nonspoiler]

>>408860
i was close yesterday but i feel better now anon!

Double Dash had the best Rainbow Road theme

Y/N

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>>408970
Hey man. Know that we love you very much. I love you. We're all in this gay ass world together and I've got your back.

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>>408793
>spiteful little mopey piece of shit
>angel

read the bible buddy, that shit ain't canon

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Why don't you show any love to best sister/daughter,/sug/?

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>>409018
Because for the most part, Garnetfags and Amyfags don't participate in shitposting and waifuposting nearly as much as Pearlfags, Perifags, Lapisfags, Freaks, etc.

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>people actually like laptis

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>Pearl is Hisoka
Steven molestation can begin now

laptis

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>>409066
>people still say "laptis"

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>>409040
>Perifags

What in the Authority did you just do to my fanbase, you half evolved ape? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the kindergarten, and have over 3000 confirmed maintenance operations. I am trained in advanced robotics and I'm top droid operator in the entire Homeworld military. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will report you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on your planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with breaking my stuff like that over the warp? By authority, think again. As we communicate I am contacting my network of droids across the clusterand your warp coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, human, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your species. You're fucking dead, child. My droids can be anywhere, anytime, and they can disable your life functions in over 700 ways, and that's just as a hand. Not only am I extensively trained in droid warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Homeworld marines and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable species of the face of the Galaxy, you hairless ape. If only you would have known what unholy retribution you would bring down on you for talking shit, maybe you would not have held your witty tong. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're fucking paying the price you goddanm idiot. I will construct fury and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, clod.

>>409090
yeah i don't know why anyone refers to her at all seeing as how she is a garbage dead end character with no personality and all

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>>408756
if you could make pearl have this expression

>>409109
10/10 for effort, but you're proving my point
>>409119
You know what's great about this post? Lapisfags are too busy cutting themselves and projecting to say anything about it.

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>>408654
I'm bi and I'm a /freak/. She's both masculine and feminine. I dig that.

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Please stop the bullying, OK thank you.

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If you got literally nothing to do
https://www.projectoxford.ai/demo/Emotion
Bet you can't find fanart that passes the face recognition for lapis

http://sulamoon.deviantart.com/art/Just-a-Pearl-444348208

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>>409182

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>>409218
Hey, I got you family

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While waiting for replies, I went ahead and counted my edits so far (yeah, I'm that bored)
155 total
Opal, Alexandrite, Yellow Diamond (barely), Lion, Onion, Sadie, Sour Cream, Kevin, Suitcase Sam - 1
Stevonnie, Malachite, Lars, Ronaldo, Dr. Maheswaran, Jamie, Clusters - 2
Mayor Dewey - 3
Greg - 4
Connie - 5
Rose - 6
Sapphire - 6 - 1 solo
Ruby - 7 - 2 solo
Steven - 13
Lapis - 15
Jasper - 18
Amethyst - 19
Garnet - 19
Pearl - 31
Peridot - 44

I think there's enough Peridot.

>>408783
But of course, I'll try that one.
>>408864
Should be doable
>>408911
>>409122
Those would probably be best left for a drawfag to make everything the right shape. Sorry.

>>409268
Alright senpai thanks

>>409268
>But of course, I'll try that one.
You could make Jurai's face in the corner Steven's face if you need to do something with it.

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>>409268
Steven pls

What if Malachite is the first one to fuse with Steven?

>>409268
What is the suitcase Sam one about?Can you post it?

>>409357
That fusion is gonna be real fucked up

>>409182
Hi, huge pearl fag. I can relate.

My worst most secret sexual shame is jasper pearl.

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>>409450
>being unfaithful to Pearl

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>>409450
She's pretty hawt

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>>409553
Can you blame him? Rose wasn't either.

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>>409553
>>409556
>I just want to be pearl being man handled by jasper.

>I want her to accidentally nick me trying to dig her fingers into me.

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>>409583
You freaks are some sick masochists, you know that right?

>>409604
>I'm just a pearl

>not some /freak/

>not saying don't fuck me tho

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Why is nobody posting cutest gem?

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>>409388
It was one that I wanted to do myself after seeing someone post the original.
Didn't really come out very clear though. Still a bit hard to tell it's sam, but that may just because he's such a background character that it's hard to tell him period.

>>409666
more like Lapiss hahaha

>>409654
I'm a big goy (UUUU), I'll put on a gandalf wig and roll around in cheetos and we can get it on.

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>>409666
Because we all killed ourselves, Lapisatan

>>409680
>you willing to tape box cutters to your fingers tho?

It has to be the full effect or no dice.

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>>409666
Why you didn't start posting her then?

But don't worry, I got you

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>>409687
I wanna be nice to lapis!

>>409701
I mean sure I'm gonna need a release waiver signed though.

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>>409666
Because she brings out all the depressed anons

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>>409705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtE3o8jQJ0k

Me too, anon. Me too.

>>409679
Does Lapis know the concept of piss?
This raises a lot questions but i dont wanna be the one asking.

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>>409727
>mfw that song
Watsky got real on that last album desu

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>>409666
I'm sorry, I'll start right away

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>>409704
>implying you wouldn't lay on a shitty couch with lap[spoiler]t[/spoiler]is in a dim room and gently make out and listen to swervedriver

>>409748
It's been confirmed that gems excrete waste, so probably. She doesn't have to drink water to sustain herself but she's probably swallowed some either out of curiosity or by accident.

I wonder if gems just regurgitate all of their waste products, which is why the concept was so disgusting to pearl. Like owl pellets.

>>409687
>2015
>still no Dick Squad official SU merch
COME ON SUGAR

>>409804
You were trying really hard not to say "like titans" weren't you

>>409842
Why do people like dick squad laptis?

>>409863
>laptis
I hope you're a lapisfag so seasonal depression kills you

>>409878
What's the deal with putting a T in lapis's name anyway? What does it actually mean?

>>409890
literally no clue. Probably came from a typo but I have no idea

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>>409666
Beats me, Satan.

>>409857
From shadow of colossus?

>>409666
>posting a character that ends lives.

>>409943
Doesn't stop Pearlfags

>>409932
SotC creatures are named colossi.I dont know what>>409857 meant

>>409804
Lapis do like farts a lot.

>>409960
They should fuck off too.

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>>409973
Make me.

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>>408783
>>409313
45 peridots, 14 stevens

>>410010
How did you get so good at editing?

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>>409969
She did... she was trapped in that mirror for thousands of years, too.

You guys, how old is the fart joke?

>>410044
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
-Sumerians, 1900BC

>>409943
laptis is literally thre closest thing the show ahs to a villain right now

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>>410044
It's the oldest joke known to us today.

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." --Ancient Sumeria, 1900 BC

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2008/07/31/uk-britain-joke-life-idUKL129052420080731

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>>410010
this with Jasper

>>410092
Beat you to it, nerd.

>>410087
fuck off

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>>410092
>>410077
Human comedy can be traced back to a Sumerian fart joke.

That's somewhat depressing and hilarious at the same time.

>>410128
just like a fart

>>410128
The people of ancient civilizations were just as crass as us
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

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>>410107
You're welcome for the sauce and the qt lapis pic.

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>>410205
>that Lapis
dam sum

>>409719
i hate when tumblr draws her edgy

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>check out /ss/fag's Youtube channel to see what he's been up to
>mfw

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why no other blue gem posting?

>>410239
Post a link to it.

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>>410264
I refuse to post dykelops without homoloaf

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>>410281
They are pretty gr8 together, but solo saffy is a personal favourite of mine.

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>>410266
Why in the hell would you want that?

>>410297
Because you referenced it and I either forgot about it or never saw it in the first place.

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>>410292
I feel the same, except completely the opposite.

Homoloaf going sololoaf is a fav of mine. We're meant for each other

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>>410307
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaMISIj1RcD0B1rqbx9Vz1Q

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>>410324
hey guys what's going on in this- oh God no

>>410324
I liked the bobobo video.

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>>410313
I agree. Let's fuck or something, I'm pretty kinky.
incidentally I have the alternate pic to that one.

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>>410361
I'm in love. I don't even care that you're almost certainly a dude

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>>410324
Just when I think /ss/ is all a secret club, inside joke, there's always that one faggot that has to prove me completely wrong every time.

>>410324
this is what steven universe does to people.
this is 98% of the fanbase

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how will you be spending your merry, merry christmas, /sug/?

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>>410371
I'm 100% a guy. First OTP from /sug/ confirmed?

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>>410391
It seems like it

pic related

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>>410387
If it goes well, I'll be crying a lot.

If it goes perfectly, I'll be hanging myself

>>410419
Sasuga laptisfag

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>>410404
Too bad we can't fuse, and too bad I'm probably straight (discounting that one time I made out with a guy, I was super drunk)

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>>410442
Doesn't mean we can't try.

And I have personally had both sets of genitals in my mouth.

>>410461
simultaneously?

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>>410492
....well I mean there was an attempt at that

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>>410507
Damn, I wish I was invited to those kinds of parties. Which coast you on f a m?

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>>410535
East.

pic related

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>>410548
West coast here :(
well if you ever come to Vancouver let me know.

>>410520
>This just in, /sug/ is riddled with faggots
Is this news to you?

>>410387
Driving out to my lonely uncle's house to drink, smoke, and play pool with him on Christmas Eve. Get back on Christmas morning, call my mother, get christmas cards from the mail, and look out at falling snow while drinking hot cider to the Charlie Brown's Christmas soundtrack.
Such is life in Nebraska.

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>>410558
damn son. I'll let you know

>>410535
>f a m
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m

>>410595
P-Please don't start this shitfest again, f︂︂a︂m

>>410566
Enviable, actually.
Wanna trade?

>>410595
Just fuck off.
There are plenty of other threads on this board for you.

>>410595
Kill yourself nigger.

>>410640
Dunno, anon. I'm looking forward to that cider. What've you got to offer me?

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>>410571
For now I guess we'll just post into the void

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>>410682
>>410668
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m

>>410783
>posting gem snuff
You're a monster.

>>410853
No, necessary evil.

>>410733
I've got cheap champagne, shit relatives, sick mother, awkward silences, shit relatives, hot ass summer temperatures. Also shit relatives.

>>410734
>>410783
>>410853

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF1aFdu8abE

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>>410264
Here you go.

>>410876
Are any of your relatives cute?

/r/ing some gemling abuse

>>410935
/r/ing you getting the fuck out of here

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hi sug. whats are you doing?

>>410930
Haa not in the slightest.
At all.

>>410947
after I get my gemling abuse

>>410966
get going
and take your dubs of shame with you

>>410956
I'm hankering for some gemling abuse that's what I'm doing

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>>410387
if it goes as planned, i'll be practicing my drawing consistently, enjoying the relaxation of the long break, and finally getting my living area organized and sterilized. if it doesn't, i'll be wallowing in my own filth shitposting on the internet, likely here

we're likely to have a family celebration that i'll simultaneously enjoy (for the cuddles with my auint) and loathe (for the politics debate among the men that inevitably happens at family gatherings) although i don't know if my dad will make it because he promised to help his girlfriend unpack her aunt's shit halfway across the state

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>>410998
but we don't like those things here anon, too bad i can't help you though.

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Why are /ss/ ships so perfect?

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>>410966
>be nigger
>see gemling
>shoot it
>popo show up
>dindu nuffin

fin

>>411034
>garnet's hand is the same size as steven's

it's shit

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>>411027
>>411034
I like /ss/ sometimes anon, but they are not perfect, we have a lot of issues actually.

>>411058
>>411027
>>410956
>tokyo ghoul
Literal cancer. Fuck off.

>>410999
>and loathe (for the politics debate among the men that inevitably happens at family gatherings)

u sound like a right fuckin tard m8

read the news every once in a while

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>>411075
too bad i don't have more to spam.

>>411075
Tokyo Ghoul is a good manga.

What tame kinks do you guys think there should be more content of? For me, large insertions.

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>>410999
are you wearing a fedora anon? It seems like you are wearing one, judging by how you write.

>>411107
Gemling abuse

>>411095
Only if you're a total edgelord.

>>411088
Holy fuck learn to use the internet.
http://prpldragonart.tumblr.com/post/117802315894/part-2-part-3-tokyo-ghoul-au-maybe-i-just-like
http://prpldragonart.tumblr.com/post/117901150604/tokyo-ghoul-au-part-1-part-3-more-ghoul
http://prpldragonart.tumblr.com/post/118158301534/tokyo-ghoul-au-part-1-part-2-tag-fusions

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>>408864
Her you go you freak.

>>409323
This one is next I guess. Steven doesn't really lend himself to anime though with his fat face.

>>410100
I can give it a shot, but I think that one's a simple enough concept that it'd work better with a drawfag redrawing the whole thing.

>>410040
Eh, I only think a few of these are actually good. And honestly, Steven Universe uses a lot of flat colored shapes, so it's not that hard to pen tool stuff in and mostly comes down to flat recoloring.
Also, I don't think I can see them the same as others since I spend almost an hour on each one and can't unsee the original from my edit by the end.

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>>411107
/ss/

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I can't take it anymore
fuck this night shift I'm gonna call it
night job + morning classes seemed cool at first but now I'm so fucking exhausted

see ya in 6 hs if my manager doesn't find me and fire my ass first

hooray for unemployment

>>411138
>Her you go you freak.
Do you think you could blur everything on the new layers you made just a little to match the old thing?

>>411128
Of course it's edgy, it's a Seinen. Not all Seinen mangas are edgy, but still.

>>411154
God speed, anon

>>411138
>a drawfag redrawing the whole thing.

I knew it. You just hate me, man. I've requested multiple times to you and every EACH time, you say the same thing.
Fuck me

>>410964
S'all good, I need a change of scenery. Full disclosure: the closest grocery store is a Mom & Pop place about fifty minutes away. I use a wireless internet hotspot because there's no cable out here, so it caps at 2GB daily and I get about 500KB up/down. My computer is a Power Mac G4 Cube with HaikuOS on it.

Avoid fluoride-contaminated water for about a week before Christmas. On Christmas eve, meditate for thirty minutes while thinking about icy cold tundra and campfires. When you go to bed that night sleep in the supine position. We'll have switched bodies by the time you wake up.
Trust me, my ancestors were gypsies. See you in the astral sphere, anon.

>>411083
>implying that i'm uninformed just because i don't want to spend my family time listening to my dumbass cousin insist how an "anarchaic [sic] society" would be best, or my uncle about how global warming isn't real

>>411115
no i'm just a fag

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>>411154
I pull night shifts every weekend. Push through it.

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>>411128
it's not like i care enough to look for more, chill bro. I'll look for those when i want to.

did you had a difficult day today? you seem stressed.

>>411138
You can always add a curve for his fat face.

>>411169
Like how Tonari no Seki-kun is technically seinen? But what I'm talking about is that Tokyo Ghoul is the sort of godawful dark as my soul edgy that gaiafags eat up like breakfast. Gakkou Gurashi uses dark elements well. Sure, you could call GG edgy, too, but it doesn't carry the same meaning as calling something shit like Tokyo Ghoul edgy.

>>411209
I actually had a relatively good day. I only felt like killing myself a couple times.

I'm like this almost all the time. Just be glad I'm not harping on your lack of capitalization this time.

>>411214
Answer me honestly, anon. Did you even bother to read Tokyo Ghoul carefully or are you only paying attention to the fights? Depending on your answer, I'll have to tell you to shut the fuck up.

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>>411164
Don't usually play around with the blurs, but something like this?

>>411257
Makes it look significantly better, even if you did miss some bits like her shirt. I don't know how much you'd actually be interested in doing it, but you could also try to replicated how pixelated the original image is.

>>411138
That thing look like a psychopath.Thanks man.

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Holy shit /sug/ lives

How am I not informed of these things

>>411244
I hardly know anything beyond its basic plot.

>>411310
Cuz you lack a sufficient dank level

>>411310
Welcome to the promised land.

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>>411324
/sug/ is terrible for anyone trying to quit

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>>411342
I've been cold turkey since the last stream, feels good to be back.

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Time to litter with what appears to be leading up to /ss/ because I don't give a fuck. Currently in progress.

1/6

>>411310
How did you find out? I know I only watched SU at all because I came to /trash/ because new board and saw /sug/.

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2/6

>>411321
Good, you're honest. I won't get too much into detail because I may overun with thread with Tokyo Ghoul discussion, but there's a lot of hidden symbolism within the plot of Tokyo Ghoul that even I missed when I first started. Give it a try, you may be surprised. The things I noticed first were the hidden Tarot Card numbers everywhere.

>>411310
No longer confined to the shackles of /co/, and guess what? Not much has changed. We have more freedom, that's true, but we're not utilizing it. Except with the porn, of course.

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>>411382
kek


3/6

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>>411384
Someone linked /trash/ in /utg/ and when I followed it out of curiosity I also saw this just lying here.

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4/6

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>>411383
>>411392
>>411401
Anon, no.

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5/6

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>>411240
Good to hear then.
I'm kinda sad myself, i ordered a few cubes from light take weeks ago and they are still not here.
First time i shop online and i feel like i have been scammed.

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>>411415
Too late, friend. Although this is the last one for now, so I'll leave it be.


6/6

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>>411342

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>>411436
>"Garnet"'s hair

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>>411415
why does pearl always have to be sexually frustrated in addition to being an absolute wreck?

pearl doesn't even need to sex. she's not that kind of gem.

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>>411475
Facial hair?

Seriously, she looks like she has a moustache.

>>411398
Eh I wasn't really attached to /co/ anyways, I'm just glad I got a place to talk about SU and pad out my picture folders
[spoiler]And start working on my lewd folder I guess since it's not a blue board[/spoiler]

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it's time /sug/ , post SU related cringe material

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>>411448
i know

now if you'll excuse me i'll be taking my smoke break now

>>411487
You say this, yet you use the spoiler tag. Just kidding. I made the same mistake when I first started here, too.

>>411489

If I had it, I'd post those Pearl pics done by that one storyboard artist.

You know the one.

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>>411489

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>>411489

>>411489
>SU related cringe
Here you go my man

>>410264
>>410281
>>410292
>>410313
>>410324
>>410361
>>410371
>>410391
>>410404
>>410442
>>410461
>>410507
>>410535
>>410548
>>410558
>>410571
>>410734

>>411519
you mean oj taylor ?

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>>411489
I don't know what upsets me more

That someone may have drew that in earnest

Or that he look like something straight out of The Lorax

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Peridot has a flat chin in The Return

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>>411539
When I see this, I feel like clawing my own eyes out.

>>411604
We know, Ian. We know.

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Can someone draw Lapis as Elsa from Frozen? I know Frozen is overrated garbage, but their personalities match.

>>411637
Laptis has no personality.

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>>411485
Why are Sardonyx's upper eyes displaying abject fear? Who is forcing her do do that?

>>411637
I'll back this, I don't like Frozen that much but the one thing I do like is the character designs for the most part.

>>411650
Spectacular bait, anon, keep up the good work.

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>>411436
>>411418
>>411412
>>411401
>>411392
>>411383
This comic is complete garbage, I can't wait for it to be done.

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>>411659
I have a thing for emotionally damaged women. It's a cancer slowly rotting me from within.

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>>411528
Pls post gems using drugs of any sorts, I need to fill up my library.

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>>409323
>>411214
I think it's more about the idea of steven having a neck throws things off, even if I add chub to the face. But whatever, did what I could.

Thought of trying to change the uniform to look like that white uniform fanart thing, but got too lazy.

>>411761

>>411600

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>>411784
What?

>>411793

>>411448
Sometimes you misclick when you're distracted.

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How was your day today /sug/?

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>>409666

>>411793
>DARE shirts
kek

>>411830
Stop asking, damn it. You're worse than my mom.

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>>409705
sorry if i took this long, VGA was actually interesting this year

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>>411257
>>411290
Whoops, can't believe I forgot the yellow diamond on her chest. Even left space for it and everything.
And hopefully this has the shirt looking better. Shoulda known blur wouldn't affect the vector masks.
Not sure how I'd make it more pixely. At this point, everything in (shadingwise) is based on the original image. Everything is beneath that original image as a multiply layer, so all that graininess should be there.

>>411754
it's called a hero complex.

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>>409768

>>411873
Would it be a villain complex if I didn't want to help them, but use them for my own selfish means by taking advantage of their distraught mental state? Probably worse than being a whiteknight, right?

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SHE HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS NO GRACE
THIS GEM IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

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>>411873
but what if you don't want to save them

>>411860
>interesting
Eh, not really.

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what do you think gemitals look like

>>411920
Nonexistent

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>>411906
I'll disgrace her if you know what I mean

>>411855
C'mon anon, just open up a little bit.

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I think with some minor surgery the Funko Pearl could look halfway decent.

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