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Everything will be okay.

So Mayor Lionheart says there is a mammal inclusion initiative...
That would suggest that mammals are a minority in this world right?
He doesn't say carnivore/herbivore but mammal.
They're all mammals in the movie, it makes no god-damned sense.

>>4054115
No, it was to include all mammals, not just the big ones.

>>4054115
It means all mammals are included, calling it pred/prey inclusion wouldn't make sense because there is already a mix in most jobs.

>>4054115
It could just mean inclusion of all mammals.

>>4054161
>>4054155
>>4054146
oh, I guess that makes sense.
Guess I'm just slightly retarded....

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>>4054066

>>4054180
Just a little bit

>>4054115
>mammal inclusion initiative
It probably means something like EEOC
Any mammal can't be discriminated against because of species/size/sexual orientation/diet whatever

>>4054203
So you cant say no to a mouse who wants to be a firefighter because he's too small? That sounds like a recipe for disaster,.

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Comicanon did a great job with his "House of Memories" critique but there's one point of characterization he didn't address that I feel would really serve the basis of narrative to the reader better. Basically, we see Jack go from (presumably) getting his butt saved on-duty, straight to inviting her over and drugging her, and while you can make several obvious assumptions his exact motive it's never known. Does he really just want a strong girl in a similar field to pump out and raise kids and nothing else? Does he just want to feel powerful like he has turned an strong female into a toy of sorts? Does he seek some other kind of power or profit from her partnership?

Additionally and even more close to my point is the context of his choice to drug her. If you think a little about how much he's risking with his position and wealth over weeks of drugging and manipulation, it makes little sense for him to not at least get softly rejected before resorting to drugging, scumbag or not he's not that stupid if he's the best. It would be ideal if there was another part in their interactions between the very opening and the actual formality date drugging moment, wherein Jack tries his best attempt at conversing and charming her, and her giving a "not having it" back at him.

Then again, I suppose there is no obligation. This is more minor compared to lots of other points brought up? I'm not confident in my ability to critique.

>>4053854
That would also fit the part where she's the one being shifted, moved away.

>>4054237
Like fire departments can't say no to women for not being strong enough?

>>4054237
More like they have to make the most accommodations for said mouse.
Either he has to pass the test all firefighters have to pass (like Judy did for police academy), or he becomes a firefighter in Little Rodentia.

Like all initiatives, the Mammal Inclusion Initiative isn't always perfect.

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reptiles when

>>4054351
reptile refugee crisis.
Judy tries to be accommodating to her new neighbors but they don't seem to respect her. Or her boundaries.

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>>4054351
Reptiles!

>>4054366
they have to go back!

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Reminder the only good Pred is dead.

>>4054366
They're not used to living in temperate regions. They just want to share her delicious body heat.

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>>4054393
this

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>>4054393
Brother, you can not fathom how much source I require....

>>4054423
Goblin Slayer
It's the story of a man who slays Goblins

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>>4054407
>They're not used to living in temperate regions.

Well neither am I, but you don't see me raping or molesting every arctic vixen I come across.

>>4054423
"Truly, in the end we became Goblin Slayer"
Bait & Switch of gritty and edgy (first volume features a party getting raped, killed, eaten, etc) into your average battle shounen. Protag takes helm off. Later on they kill things that aren't goblins too.

>>4054442
No, I'm sure you hide your crimes well.

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>>4054407
>implying

Someone come up with a name for Nick and Judy's fox daughter.

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>>4054253
>when you haven't even listened to the critique of your own fic yet
I'm too nervous.

But yeah, like I said, I failed to give Jack motive, which is something I plan to improve.

> It would be ideal if there was another part in their interactions between the very opening and the actual formality date drugging moment, wherein Jack tries his best attempt at conversing and charming her, and her giving a "not having it" back at him.
This is a super good suggesting and I think I'm definitely going to use it because it's a fair point.

The original motive I had for him was using her as a status symbol or a trophy, I guess, which doesn't really make much sense I don't think? So I'm thinking something more like an obsession, a need to have her. Maybe he views her as a threat to his own accomplishments, and thus wants to conquer her? His motives don't necessarily have to make sense to the reader, because he can just be a little neurotic, as long as you can justify his actions by his motive, I think.

And I don't think it's that minor. If you can't think "why is this character doing this thing" it takes you out of it, no?

So I appreciate the critique, it's a lot of fair points and good ideas.

>>4054483
Nicole.

>>4054253
Its a great point!

Let's mull this over: what do we know about Jack?

Well, he's semi-competent: he has a pent house suite, he's a bunny ZIA agent in a city that doesn't really think bunnies are capable, and he's able to take down a semi-drugged Judy. However, Judy also saved his life, he got caught in the drugging act (which he was a bit loose with in the process), he didn't account for the phone afterward, and he wasn't able to take out Nick and McHorn when they entered the room (compared to Judy, who could take down a rhino).

So, off the cuff suggestion: he wants out of the ZIA action, but not out of the lifestyle he's made for himself. His celebrity status combined with Judy's hero persona could make for a star-couple identity that he could surf on, if only he could secure Judy.

>>4054507
Nicole and Jack Wilde.... Hmmm...
Offspring of Nick and Judy Wilde.

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>>4054505
>I'm too nervous.

Why are so many writers afraid of what I'll say?

>>4054550
that's the plan

>>4054483
>>4054550
Not John Wilde?

>>4054513
When I see it all laid out in front of me, I made Jack a really shit spy, didn't I?

I guess I could play that up, maybe? Nearly getting killed yet again has him wanting out of the action like you said

>>4054553
Because instead of just reading all the dumb shit I screwed up, I get to hear it.

>>4054550
The perfect genetic profile, combining all the cocklust of a bunny with all the untrustworthyness of a fox.

Like Frankentwink's monster.

>>4054550
That sounds really on the nose.

>>4054553
Perhaps they are afraid that you will sing the Song that Ends the Earth.

I mean, you do know that one, right?

>>4054568
Oh, that's actually a little better.
Nick names his rabbit son after his tailor father.
John Wilde... secret agent bunny under the pseudonym Jack Savage

>>4054553
Because we know that when you tell us something is wrong with our fics, you're telling the truth (or at the very least the truth from your perspective). I can handle any random bashing of my fics, but real critique is surprisingly hard to take.

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>>4054467
Only crime I'm guilty of is not reading the fine print on my lease, jackass. I volunteer to help kids in the poorer districts of Zootopia, I don't recall seeing *you* ever showing up at any of the charity drives!

Probably because you're too busy squiggling "Bellwether did nothing wrong" on ramshackle signs at your local Wooly Warrior meetup, to do anything actually useful.

>>4054553
You can skim written criticism. You can't skim an audio recording. You have to sit there and let every word sink in.

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>>4054595

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Oh, right

Since we're talking about it, I'll reshill

http://pastebin.com/ZJmpCCuH

House of Memories, a story about Jack Savage and his rather dubious acquisition of Judy Hopps.

This is the first draft. I plan to rework a lot of stuff, apparently.

https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/house-of-memories

Comic's readthrough if you prefer listening.

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mornin trash, y'all can have this again, I'll probably finish it later tonight

>>4054639
DO NOT BREAK THE BUN'S HEART

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>>4054573
>When I see it all laid out in front of me, I made Jack a really shit spy, didn't I?
Er, yeah you kinda did. I found his choice of location and leaving the phone during the drugging very weak. Jack felt frankly weak on all fronts to where it felt like he was serving someone's fantasy, but maybe that's my own self-insertion experience talking.

BUT! You can tie that into his motive. He wants to retire while he's young, still alive and with plenty of cash to work with. He's kind of neurotic, egocentric, and scared of his own increasing incompetence or screw ups.

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>>4054639
why must you tug at my strings so early in the morning?
>the part where Judy takes whiff of Nick was both hilarious and arousing BTW

>>4054638
waiting patiently for this to update senpai
I want to see nick help judy fix her head

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>>4054573
Jack's not a trustworthy character. I even though his pent house might not be his: the piles of paperwork could be his usual job (Jack as an officer worker sent on the field idea) that he brought in a rush to do while he enacts his evil plot to control Judy.

However, he's not SHIT: Judy is out of her element with him is all.

For the same reason Judy doesn't need to be a super cop and defeat Jack before he can even act, Jack doesn't need to be a super spy and keikaku the perfect keikaku to stump everyone.

>>4054629
That's the best part of it! Although I will say that there is a difference between fics and readings. Hearing the cadence of a fic might help for some, both others (Red of Blues is a clear example for me) do not work in an audio format.

>>4054595
I lo̩v̡͇è̩̖̭̭ that l̘̱̺͔̹̼͟i̖̺͓͜ͅṭ̬̻t̶͍̤l̫͈̦͕͚͖̕ę̥̣͇͔̠͎͈ ̦̠͈̬dͅi̲̘t̜̪̜̭ͅt̵͙͚̤̭̺̜y̗͙ͅ!L͕̲̳̱e̯̹͕̻̺̼t̙'͢s̪̤̱̝̞͜ ͇̤̗̤̫͙s͚͙̥͕̬͢t̺ḁ̛̭͚r̬ț̖̯̖̺̥̯͢ ̯͇͈̞͚́s̵̳̟̗i̦͎͖̬̗̰͕͢n̖̲̫̲̙̣͞g͇͕͎͚̹̻̯͟iṋ͚̗̬͕͎͖g̱ͅ ͎̬̬̱̪ị̵̺t̯̳̤̕ ̞͍̺̫t̠͈̮̜̗̲͡o̺̰̭͍̯̣̝g̟͕̩̕e̘͉̗̬̮͈͚t̸̙͈͎͚h̰̝̯͎͚̯̹͘e͢r̞̠͇͈͍̞,͖͙̙ ̝̮̮͎̜͕s̪̪̼̕h͉̺̺̹̥̠a̟͉̙l̳̱͖͡l͈̟̟̣̠͉̮ ̗w̦̠̲̲e̝͢?̸͙͔̹̦͎

>>4054618
Yeah, I'm sure you'd just love some sheep to show up down there, alone, in some broken-down pred borrough. Really give those poor pred kids some hands-on experience on how to go full savage on some poor prey.

You can't fool me, you cannibal. I read all about this sort of crap on Steerfront.

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>>4054694
NO! NOT NOW, NOT TODAY

>>4054694
Did you see the Calvin x Trash panda fic that was posted last thread? I believe they requested a blind reading and I'd love to hear it too

>>4049133
>>4048315
>I've been meaning to ask Comic to read it and fuck my shit up. His pure voice speaking the dialogue that I've written for Sam should be...interesting.

>>4054739
oh god

Now that is a blind read I can get behind.

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>>4054739
Adding it to the list!

Hilariously enough, I don't read fics myself just in case people want blind read throughs. Never be afraid to ask!

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Soft rabbit paws

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>>4053298
Hi, civetanon, this is done doodle. I know it's not what you'd expect, but I'm still learning and am not very familiar with tablets and would thank you for the opportunit to practice.

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>>4054787
Soft fox paws

>>4054787
Imagine how Judy's soft fuzzy paws would feel on Nick's dick after a lifetime of rough pawpad masturbation.

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>>4054793
You good friend. You let through to glorious Zootopia, yes?

I know it would appear as though we're done posting youtubes of rabbits but I found this one and it's fucking adorable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u-2EalfAyU

Kind of sounds like my dog whenever I hug her; she always lets out these little sighs or soft whines. Cute af

>>4054793
thanks senpai

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>>4054809
Those dont look soft, not like these.

>>4054690
Is that something you'd like to see a full fledged chapter/fic for? Or just something more than the skimpy 3-5 paragraphs I gave you?

Cuz I can try the former if I can think of something compelling, otherwise it will just be the latter

>>4054694
>VRbunner is an eldritch horror
Still better than the domestic abuse idea.

>>4054767
Y E S

E

S

>>4054836
Well, I would like to see that

>>4054767
I really look forward to it.

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Shilling my stupid ass song for the morning/afternoon crew.

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/im-going-to-regret-this-one

Download: https://www.mediafire.com/?8di3b9asu4bsg7m

I'm sick as all hell now. I think I'm being punished for this. No recording for me today I suppose.

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>>4054827
Cobrastan is not a real country. Honestly, who could believe in a thing as silly as a country of snakes.

>>4054884
That was great anon.

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>>4054884
Feel better, Panda!

>>4054884
>I think I'm being punished for this.
Worth? I'd say so.

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>>4054787
soft rabbit chest is better

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>>4054752
Sure, let's do it. Anything but Tundratown.

>>4054598
Who proceeds to incestuously cuck Nick

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>>4054833
But are they squishy?

Close your eyes. Make a wish!

>>4054027
I'm surprised Nick doesn't get ravaged more often tbqh

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>>4054752
I rolled a species, but never a location. (Job I just went with my IRL one.)

>>4055002
I want to see your take on Vampire Judy, Wishgranter!

>>4055002
I wish for Judy punching Jack Savage!

>>4055002
I wish you have a wonderful day!

>>4055002
I want to die.

>>4055002
Finnick sexting officer Nick while he's on patrol with Judy.

>>4054752
>rolling for a job
No, in Zootopia you can be anything, you get to pick your job

>>4055002
for you to have a happy day, friend

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>>4054712
Oh shear off the wool covering your eyes, moron. Preds don't have a monopoly on poverty. I'm seeing all kinds of kids out there every week, from cubs and pups to foals and calves. Not one of them is even afraid of a lion walking up to them with an undersized shirt and an overdone clown makeup, and unlike your paranoid backwards ass, they're just little children.

Then again, maybe it's better if you don't show up. I doubt "Race War" would be as popular a game to play, no matter how much you Smellwether fans drool at the idea of it.

>>4055030
Why would anyone not pick NEET

>>4055002
Nick in drag, with Judy fawning over him while applying his makeup.

>>4055030
just not the job location

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>>4054884
What software are you using?
Garageband?

Song was pretty good though the singing is just slightly off key in the beginning.

I'd say just by listening a couple of times that perhaps you didn't warm up your voice much before recording?
Anyway keep going.

Oh and get well.

>>4055041
I wanna hug that Lion
non sexually

>>4055021
I think that's a stupid thing to say. Nobody wants to die.
What you want is a happy and fulfilled life. Because that's what you want. Just say to yourself every time you feel like saying you want to die
>I want to be happy

>>4055016
Second

>>4055046
Yeah, it's literally impossible for people to be able to pick anything they want under capitalism.

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>>4055002
>>4055015
Vampire/supernatural AU stuff! Calvin was bitten and turns into a werebadger?
>rabbit
>badger
I don't know either but that's why it's fun!

>>4055064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0-9MX4XE

>>4055053
Exactly
I'm an artic fox that lives and works as a bartender near Rainbow Falls
it sucks

>>4055002

Nick standing over his mother's grave telling her that she'd be proud of what he is doing now.

>>4055007
That your art?
>Oli
?

>>4055098
But she's alive anon

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>>4054752
May as well.

>>4055088
>he turns into Jack Savage
What a savage.

>>4055057
Pro Tools. And yeah, I didn't warm my voice up at all for this one. I only did two takes because I didn't want my neighbors hearing me sing about dicks and cooch. I probably should have done more, but eh. I mostly made this just so I could test out my new drum plugin, as well as the FabFilter plugins I got recently.

Glad you liked it regardless.

>>4055094
I got a springbok that lives at Grass Street and works at savanna square as detective assistant

Anybody got the screencap of that July and Chief Wilde story?

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did someone sent this to byron?

this is touching

>>4055115
Listened to some of your other work and you're good.
Do you play any instruments?

>>4055131
Pretty sure the people involved with the movie aren't allowed to read fanfiction.

>>4055146

yeah i know, it's more than just fanart.

bummer.

he should know the fruits of his labour though.

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More vixens teasing Judy when?

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>>4055109
>Nocturnal District / Outside of the Map

Sure, that works for me.

>>4055139
Guitar, bass, piano, and some drums (though I don't have a drumset anymore unfortunately).

I also have a few harmonicas I like to play around with on occasion.

Everything you hear in my tracks (except for the drums, and the accordion and pads in King of Carrot Farmers) were recorded and played by me.

>>4055166
Teasing
Molesting
Raping
It's all good

>>4055105
It is not. I tag all my pictures by artist, in this case Oli_Snowpaw.

>>4055007
>>4055105
SIGN IT
I
G
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I
T

also pretty handsome

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>>4055184
And we don't have enough of any of it.

>>4055166
This is hot.

I never knew I needed this so badly until now.

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>>4055002
Civet

>>4055167
Yeah, I didn't know where to put it (for all we know it could be the literal underground of Zootopia or really not present in the image), so I put it outside the map

>>4055166
>>4055200
So a scenario where Judy insists on trying out the massage palor Nick frequents?
>Judy, I'm not sure you should be getting the girls to give you a massage on your first try
>Shush Nick. This is Zootopia, where anyone can be anything and I want to be pampered. You always say that they're the best ones here
>It's just that they could be a little too much for a bunny like you to handle, is all
>Shut up, Nick
>Judy goes into the room, relaxes on the massage table
>The three foxes come in, start working the stiffness out of her muscles
>Within minutes though the massage goes from intensely sensual to intensely sexual
>Judy winds up having multiple consecutive orgasms as the foxes work all of her erogenous zones at once
>Outside the room Nick and Finnick watch the whole thing through a peephole, repeatedly high fiving

>>4055334
>Judy believes Nick has no clue what happened
>Insists on becoming a regular there

>>4055131
Who's the artist?

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>>4055016
Your wish came true!

>>4054369
>Reptiles!
are one of 3 food sources for preds, yes.

>>4055392
http://ky-jane.tumblr.com/

>>4055413
quick! while he's out cold! feed him to snek

>>4055413
Judy was then arrested for murder.
She was found guilty of murder in the 1st degree.
She is now on death row, her execution scheduled for 2019.

>>4055413
Yes! My soul was worth it.

>>4055440

Maybe she'll get a mayoral pardon?

>>4055386
>One day, while she's lying on the table, Nick walks in
>She doesn't look up, and just assumes it's the regular fox masseuse
>As she's turned into putty in the fox's paws, she feels that its motions are a little too caring
>Turns her head to look, and it's Nick, naked, with his fur oiled to a sheen

>>4055440
>"Did I unhinge the spinal cord of Agent Jack Savage with my fists? Well, yes. Yes I did. It was a classic bad cop police brutality thing for the right reasons."

>>4055470
I mean, at this point it's just the plot of Were You Expecting Someone Else

I wish for Gideon getting some love

>>4055501
We have enough of that tho

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>>4055413
Why would you do that?

>>4055523
Because Jack cucked Nick and deserves to be punished.

>>4055002
Nick with a dewlap

>>4055537
not canon

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>>4055522
Gideon can never get enough love. But if I can't pick him I go for bucky and pronk

>>4055570
What is dewlap?

>>4055002
Some love and tender moments with Bucky and pronk (some sexyness gives you a +1 internet point)

>>4055280
What even is a civet? Did a hyena bang a ferret or something? Science doesn't yet know.

>>4055579
>Gideon can never get enough love
Well duh, that's why he's fat.

>>4055596
S'what I rolled on the random animal thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civet

I hate flying...

Stay comfy, everyone!

>>4055616
I know. I'm just poking at their appearance, they are adorable though.

>>4055616
also
>native to tropical Asia and Africa, especially the tropical forests
is made all the funnier because I rolled that he lives in tundratown

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>>4055577
t. Piberius Wilde

>>4055200
Why are those vixens smaller than judy?

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>>4055584
if you've seen the pregnant Judy pictures, it's the fluff around her neck

>>4055537
>jack cucking nick
B-but anon that like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

>>4055041
Ugh, I can't believe they let you near prey children.

What did you say you were, a lion? In Tundratown? Probably the only lion there dumb enough to go straight for poor, disadvantaged prey kits directly. I bet you stick out like a sore dewclaw..

Golly, sure would be a shame if there were any 'Smellweather fans' still working for the city. Maybe I should give my friend in Kit Protective Services a ring, I think I have a hot tip for her!

>>4055317
Underground is a pretty cool idea honestly, maybe have biomes under each portion of the city?

>>4055616
>The best-known civet species is the African civet, Civettictis civetta, which historically has been the main species from which was obtained a musky scent used in perfumery.

Why, hello there.

>>4055699
>people

>>4055577
This isn't canon either.

>>4055745
>being autistic

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>>4055002
I wonder whose behind this post

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>>4055699

>this picture was made long time before we even knew about the whole script change.

>>4055778
please tell me there's porn of the yellow thing

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Zootopia will never be as succesful as minions did. :)

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>>4055778
Is wish granter.

>>4055811
More people eat McDonalds than good steak, that doesn't make McDonalds taste better.

>>4055811

i wonder how much minion marketing costed.

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>>4055811

>>4055811
Didn't it beat Minions domestically?

>>4055845
>Disney makes Zootopia 2
>They still don't give it any real marketing

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uploaded all those requests if you missed them earlier

>SFW
http://nobby-art.tumblr.com/post/147297444050
http://nobby-art.tumblr.com/post/147297279785

>NSFW
http://tra-ybbon.tumblr.com/post/147297651645

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>>4055858
yes
normalfags BTFO

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>>4055870

no , they will ask furaffinity to promote it!

>>4055879
Are you still taking requests?

>>4055780
I doubt it, because the lion's wearing a collar.

>>4055919
I don't know when I'll be able to post, but I can take some right now if you have em

>>4055929

ahh yes, what a shitty world they almost created...

>>4055941
Not >>4055919
but could you just show me how to make an equine face?
I've been trying to do it for half an hour now and I just can't seem to get it.....

>>4055979
sorry man, I'm not home right now
I can sketch up something when I can, but expect it to be later today

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>>4055584
When bunnies get pregnant, a big pouch of skin and fluff grows around their neck. Rabbits will sometimes pluck the fluff to line their nests.

>>4055941
I'm >>4055280
trying to get an image done of him in a hoodie or some shit just to have one

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>>4055703
Are you kidding me?!

Ram! Ewe! Whichever you are! Read. my. lips! I'm helping these kids, not preying on them!

Actually, you know what? Go ahead, give your friend a call, get her to raise a false flag on me. I've got plenty of people both in and outside the charity who'll vouch for my background and character, and see the case dismissed. Meanwhile, that friend of yours can enjoy having Internal Affairs breathing down her neck, seeing how they're always hungry to sniff out more of Smellwether's hidden accomplices, since the Nighthowler scandal broke loose.

>>4056010
Are dewlaps confirmed/denied in Zootopia?

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>>4056025
Leave me out of this you fat fuck!
Take responsibility for once!

>>4054639
I love u BB

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>>4054752
Okay, whatever, might as well take the plunge

>>4056010
I'm fairly sure that dewlaps growing during pregnancy are an invention of this thread.

>>4056050
No word on them

>>4056091
You're sort of right. It's not pregnancy itself that causes the dewlap to grow, but it can grow once the rabbit has hit the age where it can reproduce.

http://animals.mom.me/purpose-dewlap-rabbit-6264.html

>>4056002
That's cool.
I'll be here all night.

>>4055719
We've talked a lot about this during the dedicated Thematic Thursday. If I remember correctly the general consensus was that a part of Nocturnal District was underground while another not. Still when I made the map I wanted to use only canon sources. And there were some problems even there. That map still is 100% canon (maybe some street are not correct to the pixel, but I did what I could).

>>4055166
REALLY wish for a comic where Nick would take Judy to get her a 'full service' massage at the hands of these three

tentacle monster in zootopia when

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Hey trash, can you keep an eye on this bun? I have a thing to get to

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>>4056330
I've got a guard bun for them.

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Uh oh

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>>4056338
Meaty bun

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>>4056337
Thats good. I also have a few more here.

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>>4056330
it's burrowing into my hand

>>4056025
That bluff is as transparent as your noble savage act, pred. I bet that whole 'charity' is just a front anyway, of course everyone there would sing your praises.

Maybe whatever herd of terrified prey you've rounded up will sing your praises, but do you think the court of public opinion will be so kind? A /lion/, living in /Tundratown/? Because, what, THAT doesn't look suspicious. You don't belong there, and I'm sure everyone knows it.

I'm sure they're just begging for an excuse to put you back in your place.

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>>4056342

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>>4056366

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>>4056313
There just isn't enough tentacle porn for Zootopia.

Why do I have to have such a weird fetish?

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>LITERALLY FROZEN AUTISM 2.0
WHEN WILL YOU STOP BEING THAT OBSESSED WITH FUCKING KIDS MOVIES YOU DISNEYFAGS!?!?!?

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>>4056330
someone needs to watch my little rabbit as well.

>>4056399
Why would you jump into an ocean if you hate getting wet?

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>>4056330
>>4056344
>>4056350
Too much aborableness

>>4056399
>kids movie
Its a family movie. There is a difference.

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>>4056413
It's okay bro, my 2 dogs can watch over it.

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>>4056438
>>4056413
Theres more in the back. You have to order them by the dozen.

>>4056438
*adorableness

I want a pet bune.

Are they easy pets?

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Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!

Ideas from older threads:
1. Teen Judy working at a coffeeshop
2. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.
3. Nick and Judy infiltrate a fox commune for an investigation. (reattempt)
4. Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound. Judy visits him in hospital.
5. Nick and Finnick try to pull a scam at a waterpark, but Nick keeps getting distracted.
6. Two characters of your choice play Twister
7. Two characters of your choice take a shower together.
8. Step by step build your own adventure with Anon. Requires voting after every post.
9. Nick discovers lewd fox fanfiction on Judy’s computer.
10. Nick, Finnick, and Judy have a nerf gun war.
11. Nick walks home drunk.
12. Nick goes on a blind date and gets an ugly surprise.
13. The cops all try to get Bogo’s attention.
14. Nick and Judy’s anniversary happens, shenanigans ensue.
15. Gid and Travis confess their love for one another.
16. Nick and Judy discover a dark secret about Bogo’s past .
17. Lower class Nick charms upper class Judy.

Because it always gets voted for, and I never get to it, I'm gonna be starting with 4.

>>4056496
They're huge sluts. I assume that's what you mean by 'easy'.

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>>4056526
Nigger I don't want to fuck a real rabbit.

>>4056496
depends on the breed. flemish Giants are the most tame but are very big. Most smaller rabbits are very agrassive so I recomment getting a dutch dwarf those are the most tame and because their size you can keep them in a small cage in your home. Or just go for an average sized rabbit

>>4056522
Voting 9.

>>4056399
>enter zootopia thread, where people discuss and post images about zootopia
>WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ZOOTOPIA HERE
no john, you are the autist

>>4056522
FUCKING

999999999999999999

I vote for it every time I see it

>>4056522
12.

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>>4056496
Absolutely not. They need good open exercise, which can be indoors, but they shed a lot, they chew more than dogs, and they need to be babysat more. You also have to give their nails and teeth more attention than dogs/cats.

You also have to accept that they don't like being held nearly as much.

Then there's the whole extremely easily scared to the point of heart attacks.

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>>4056546
Already did that one! Whoops, forgot to take that one off!
>>4056522

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>>4056330
Doggy will take care of them.

>>4056522
Can you do 7 with Nick and Judy? I'd like to see a focus on scent. As in after a shower, all of nick's scent has been washed off of Judy, so she goes back nuzzle him to recharge.

>>4056522
16

>>4056552
>>4056561

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>>4056531

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>>4056522
2 please

>>4056578
>>4056561
Oh god how did I miss this

Reading the fuck out of this

>>4056522
>>4056565
This

>>4056522
134616. Teen Judy works at a coffee shop hosting a fox commune where they play Twister but then Nick is shot and hospitalized after he finds out Bogo's dark secret (he's a fampire)

>>4056561
Magnificent.

>>4056522
17 would be fun some time.

I like AU stuff involving Nick being incredibly sleazy a la Were You Expecting Someone Else

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>>4056354
Oh for crying out loud, it's like arguing with a brick wall. Far as your creepy, loony eyes can see, any organization not endorsed by Wooly Warriors would be a pred conspiracy. Even a publicly funded charity as wide and inclusive as 'Paws & Hooves for Youths' is just a front for us savage preds to lure you in, right?

No shit I don't belong in TundraTown! Tell that to Mayor Swinton, who's too busy preparing for re-election to put a hoof down on the spiraling rents in Savannah Square! It was either TundraTown, or a daily ferry commute from Outback Island for me!

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>>4056522
New suggestion: Nick&Judy spend a day at Bunnyburrows fields, which eventually evolves into a naked hide&seek/chase pred-play with Nick's (who is the one searching) only hint being sweaty Judy's panties.
Please.

>>4056522
I will take number 9

>>4056522
number 8
with judy and nick at the zpd

>>4056662
check >>4056561

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>someone out there there's actually printed model of these two prototype figures

what a fucking collectible!

>>4056559
>Then there's the whole extremely easily scared to the point of heart attacks.
Like that one anon talking about how his friend's rabbit humping the balloon.

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>>4056661
could be done at the naturalist club.

No one wants to do anything with that. It's a funny place.

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>>4056704

>>4056522
Nicholas Piberius Wilde, captain of the ZSS Enterprise DOX-41K, finds a planet full of nothing but Judys that see him as a god

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>>4056559 continuing
Not that I'm trying to discourage you, they do have upsides. They can be lovely and affectionate or fun to play with, and they do clean themselves like a cat so you don't/shouldn't bathe them usually. Once they trust you, you can sort of hold them. Their primary diet is also dirt cheap: it's 90% hay.

Here's a sleepy bun.

>>4056632
>just a front for us savage preds to lure you in, right?
If the collar fits..

But don't worry, I'm sure that predophile mayor of ours is going to get right back on her knees and start servicing you savages as soon as she gets re-elected, and then you can think up another excuse to stick around where you don't belong.

Ugh, this city's gone to hell. I'm not sure which is worse, the pred loving piggy or the pred bitch herself..

>>4056522
>Judy burst through the automatic doors of the hospital.
>She ran up to the front desk and stated her purpose.
>She was directed down the hall.
>There was a doctor standing outside the room.
>He gave her a quick assessment of what was going on before ushering her inside.
>There was Nick, laying on the bed.
>His heart rate monitor beeped along at a steady pace.
>With the covers pulled all the way up to his neck, it was impossible to determine what was wrong with him.
>But Judy knew.
>Nick had been shot on the job.
>He stirred a bit, opened his eyes, and looked up at his visitor.
>"Eemmph...Hey Carrots..." he sounded weak.
>"NICK, OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED??" she ran up beside him and gripped the rails of his bed.
>"Oh, just a lil' flesh wound thas all..."
>"Nick you got SHOT! Who shot you?? Where did this happen?? When??" she was starting to tear up.
>"Whoa now, lil' dude, you jus sit right down there an I'll tell ya errything"
>Nick didn't sound perplexed by his current situation at all.
>He was very high on morphine.
>Judy sat down on the vinyl seat next to the window.
>Nick pulled the covers down to his belly, exposing the hospital gown he was wearing.
>"Ok, ok, so here's how it went down."

cont.

>>4056717
>>4056704

Where's the panel where she kicks him in the face

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>4056796
>Judy burst through the automatic doors of the hospital.
>She ran up to the front desk and stated her purpose.
>She was directed down the hall.
>There was a doctor standing outside the room.
>He gave her a quick assessment of what was going on before ushering her inside.
>There was Nick, laying on the bed.
You cheeky cunt

>>4056661
And while Judy's hiding Nick sneaks off to the nursery and fucks a bunch of bunny kids, the disgusting pedo.

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SHOCKING news out of Zootopia's Savanna Central tonight as a crudely scanned picture surfaces of pop star Gazelle toying with mayoral candidate and short wolf Aurelina Canidae as if she were some kind of fat little fuck doll taking her first vibrator.

Is it real? The product of Photoshop?

This is ZNN.

>>4056846
so fake

>>4056846
>that snout
>wolf
clearly a fox

>>4056846
>this is considered news in Swinton's Zootopia.

JUST

>>4056846
Totally fake, can see the pixels

>>4055941
Nick and Judy in old scotland yard uniform, or in a Holmes/Watson getup??

>>4056846

Canidae's publicist is going to have a heart attack.

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>>4055780
I first requested it on the day the documentary got released. It just so happened that Chumpy decided to do it as his first request soon afterwards.

>>4056908
>I'll... zuck ya dick

>>4056871

Rumors that Canidae is part fox will be met with flat denial from her publicity office.

>>4056719

good job. now i want my own bun

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You know what we should all play?
Pregnant Judy games, Nick heart surgery games, Finnick open brain surgery games. Judy bathroom designer games, baby Judy surgery games

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>>4056957
Begone, evil one.

>>4056957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cnm_umdpg

>>4056902
Funny story somewhat related to this. I had my first zootopia-related dream last night

The last show I watched before heading to bed was some AHC 'documentary' about how the Nazis were all drugged up all the time on crystal meth.

In my dream I'm walking somewhere, not sure where or why, when I see a judy fucking hopps in a goddamn jet-black SS uniform, like the kind of awful shit shadman would draw. Shit was SHINY as fuck but it didn't look or feel like latex.

But she's just goose-stepping down the street with the goddamn widest smile she could possibly be wearing, and I look into the distance towards where I think she's going and there's a 20 foot tall moving statue of a fox popping pills. I couldn't tell if it looked like Nick or not, I could only immediately recognize it as a fox.

But then she goes on her way and that's the end of that; the rest of my dream devolves into some forgotten dreamscape that didn't coalesce into anything nearly as recognizable as that little aside.

Weird.

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>>4056729
>Ugh, this city's gone to hell. I'm not sure which is worse, the pred loving piggy or the pred bitch herself..
I obviously wouldn't put it in such crude language, but it's one thing I can agree about, even with a woolhead. Swinton looks like she could do some real good, if she ever sat down to do her job instead of prowling the city for endless photo-ops. Canidae's got ambition, but she reeks of cronyism with all that corporate backing.

>>4056846
Oh, great. Even ZNN is resorting to tabloid clickbait nowadays. I got no love for Canidae, but that's clearly a staged photo with two celebrity look-alikes. As if either of them would be stupid enough to attempt scandalous shit like this now, of all times.

>>4056384
>Tentacles
>Weird
You do know this is /trash/, right

>>4056957

delete this

>>4056972
No, not like that
Like THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW9MkEYetLY
Pretty sure a /v/ mod quit when /v/ had threads for playing these games

>>4056399

>movie with animated characters
>especially furries
>suprised when people make porn about it

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sexy dubs

>>4056975
Funny, I had one where I was watching matrix shit happeing in zootopia the other night.

>>4056975
>some AHC 'documentary' about how the Nazis were all drugged up all the time on crystal meth.
No, that's actually real. It's how they were getting their pilots to be flying like 5-6 sorties a day in the latter half of the war. Air forces now still gave "go pills" available for their pilots in time of war.

>>4057032
shit, meant for >>4056969

>>4056978
>tfw these caps of Lionheart are making me crush on him

So let's see, I think Judy is cute, I'd go gay for Nick, Gideon, and Finnick (maybe Bogo), and now this.

I need fucking help, why do I find all of the characters in this movie attractive?

>>4056559
>teeth need more attention than a dogs

Now hold on, what do you mean? Are you talking about dental cleanings or what? Because they have pretty good teeth as far as dogs and cats go, and normally the bun's front teeth rub against each other so they always maintain an even length.

>>4056985
Doesn't make it any less weird, or any easier to find porn for.

>>4057084
tentacles are vanilla relatively

>>4056796
>"So I was out jus patrollin' the streets...uh...they had assigned me with Delgato, cuz you were taking today off..."
>Judy put her face in her paws and sobbed.
>"Sooo we were jus driving and then we got a message that there was a bank robbery in progress....an armed bank robbery.
>So we go in that direction, and when we get there...it's just chaos, and we hadn't gone inside yet, but I could see that the uh, bad guys were wolves...
>They had like, automatic...assault weapon things..ya know the ones?
>Anyways, me an Delgato called for backup because we knew we were outgunned.
>And...suddenly I can see that one of the wolves is pointing his gun at...a helpless little bunny lady.
>That's when I jus lost my shit and jus charged right in there.
>...Delgato was shouting at me to like...stay back and wait but...I was fuggin pissed off...
>When I got inside, they all started to shoot at me, and I shot back and....I think I got one or two of em...but one of them got me too..."
>Nick peeled the covers even further to reveal the bandages wrapped around his right leg.
>Judy winced.
>"I got shot...right about when the reinforcement showed up...which is why I'm still alive I guess..."
>"OH NICK! This is all my fau-hau-haaaault! I shouldn't have taken today off! I should have been there for you!"
>"Nah Carrots, it's not your fault....that robbery still would have happened and I still would have charged in to save that...bunny..."
>Judy sniffed heavily and wiped the tears from her face.
>She got up and walked over to Nick.
>"You're a real sweetheart, you know that?"
>"I try man."
>Judy buried her head into Nick's shoulder.
>"I'm sorry ma'am, but you can't be on the bed!" said the doctor.
>"Nah, hold on doc, it's...it's good...jus hold on...."
>Nick stroked the back of Judy's head.

cont.

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>>4057074
Because Disney sacrificed the souls of a billion orphans to El Byron for this production, thus ensuring all it's animated characters are irresistible furry bait.
All hail the dark lord.

>>4057074
Would you go gay for Jude?

>>4056975

>The last show I watched before heading to bed was some AHC 'documentary' about how the Nazis were all drugged up all the time on crystal meth.

Sounds like a retarded documentary if it was presented like that, but not entirely inaccurate.

Stimulant use in the military only really fell out of fashion in the more recent conflicts, and that doesn't mean there isn't a great deal of illegal use of it right now.

Cocaine was being used as a standard painkiller in WWI for instance, the attitude towards stimulants was that of being useful tools to help soldiers do their job.

Drugs are actually genuinely effective in dealing with stressful situations and severe fatigue in soldiers. It's undeniable that there are potential negative effects (though interestingly, addiction has actually never been as much as a problem as you'd think)

But when you want more effective combat hours out of exhausted soldiers, both drugs have been shown historically not only to work, but to be effective.

>>4056563
Damnit this fox is so cute. I want a pic of nick with one ear stuck in his hoodie

>>4057160

don't forget alcohol and tobacco

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>>4057162
Already drew one...

>>4057134
Jude? Is that Rule 63 Judy?

Possibly...

>>4057177
Oh shit, didn't see that. Thanks!

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>>4057182
That's him, yes.

>>4057118
>When Judy got back up, she asked "Does it hurt?"
>"Nah, they've got me hopped up on all kinds of goofballs. I actually feel a little too good."
>Judy giggled and looked up at the doctor.
>"Is he going to be ok?"
>"Oh of course, but it's not gonna come quick. Mr. Wilde here..."
>"That's Officer Wilde to you!" chortled Nick.
>"....Officer Wilde is going to have to stay here for another 6 weeks, but we do expect him to make a full recovery."
>"Well that's good!" said Judy.
>There were still tears on her face, but her voice had picked back up.
>"In the meantime, visitation hours will be between 11:00 A.M and 10:00 P.M, Monday through Saturday. Which means that you're going to have to wrap this up ma'am. It's five till."
>Judy looked out the window.
>Wow, it was dark.
>She hadn't even realized what time of day it was.
>The moment she had gotten the message about Nick, nothing else mattered.
>She looked down at her incapacitated friend.
>"Sorry Nick, but I'm gonna gave to get going for now."
>"You'll come back right?"
>"Of course, I promise!"
>And with that, the doctor escorted her back to the front entrance.
>Nick pulled the covers back to his neck and rode the morphine buzz all the way to dreamland.

cont.

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>>4057182
>only possibly

>>4057177
>both ears out
ONE
JOB

>>4057198
I really desperately want more of this. The showers go out and Jude has to clean every big, musky cock with his tongue, or stealing underwear to take home and gets caught, or honestly just fucking anything.

This greentext destroys me.

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>want to have a drink
>know having a drink won't help and will distract from doing productive stuff
>opt to suffer and attempt to art instead
>mfw

>>4057198
Meh, he's okay but I like Judy as a girl more.

Guess I'm more into the sterotypical body type with gender: burly men and feminine women.

Except Nick, who isn't really 'manly' but like everyone else I'd go gay for him so...

>>4057278
I was thinking of doing a thing where once Nick starts on the force he looks at the tapes to see if Jude's gay enough to hit on, seeing if he can catch him checking dudes out on his first day.

Then he sees THAT and realises it'll be easier than he thought.

>>4057285
Smoke pot instead.

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>>4057247

>>4057298
>"Gee, I wonder if I could give Fluff the ol' Dox Fick. Let's check the surveillance."
>[typing sounds]
>"Well he appears to be keening and jerking off in a dirty clothes hamper, out of his mind off his balls on the scent of sweat and cock. Gonna mark that as a solid 'maybe'."

>>4057278
>jude getting practically addicted to the musky cocks of all his teammates
>it becomes an open secret in the department
>they give jude his own office, in which he services cop after cop's dicks after a long day of work
>the whole departments morale increases and bogo turns a blind eye

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;_;7

>>4057367
We love you Chumpy!

Don't die for real!

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>>4057360
I want Nick, Judy, and Finnick posing like this

>>4057367
We miss you

>>4057367
Godspeed in your marriage to the sea. Make sure to get her tested, I think she has crabs.

>>4057367
Oh. THAT'S why he changed himself into a seal.

>>4057367
F

>>4057367
I'll wait patiently then.

>>4057367
Good luck to ya chumpy!
if that is you, that is

>>4057367
>>4057367
Goodbye, Chumbo, see you in 8 weeks!

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>>4057367
>Navy
>Seal
>being sent off
>it aint me starts playing