/sug/ - Steven Universe General It will never end Edition

Which gem would give me a handy for like 5 dollars

>>4032261
Amethyst

>>4032261
You fuckers better not say Steven.

>>4032261
Steven

>>4032261
Steven

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>>4032234
We'll be back, baby!

>>4032328
Hello cricket.

>>4032413
Is this shitposting time

>>4032413
Why did she eat Connie?

>>4032261
Lapis then I'd pay her 20

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Here's Amethyst. And Pearl.

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>>4032261
I would

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Garnet's Lips

>>4032474
What a turd

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>>4032234
Of course you would use that picture you bloody spy.

>>4032413
how sex deprived or desensitize are people to come up with fetishes like these?

>>4032495
I don't get this meme

>>4032495
shh

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Post best ship.

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Blue Pearl here telling you all to have a great afternoon.

>>4032265
>implying she'd even charge

Worst case scenario is she'd do it for food

>>4032496
I don't know

There's worse

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>>4032509
Salt-Water

>>4032523
I can pay her in trash. well sign me up!

>>4032515
I want her to struggle to stay quiet as I kiss up her legs and thighs.

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>>4032450
Be honest trash sug
If you could eat connie and get away with it, would you?

>>4032565
If I did, would she never appear again in the show?

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>>4032509

>>4032585
Dunno maybe?
This fetish takes many forms, maybe you could just vomit her back up or something

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>>4032530

>>4032612
Well as long as I don't see her again I would do it.

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>>4032621

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>>4032565
>indian food

So what do you think the context of Greg Universe having all this money is? Get rich quick scheme that falls apart in one episode, or secret wealth he usually hides from?

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>>4032509

>>4032515
I'd love for Steven to get a moment alone with Yellow and Blue Pearl, to compare with their more wild personalities.

Like Blue Pearl just sort of stands there and acts confused about Steven's poking and prodding, maybe he interuppts some sort of dancing thing
And maybe Yellow Diamond flails about throwing reports at the fleshy monster until he calms her down.

>>4032646
He gets a letter reviving payment from royalties

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>>4032509

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>>4032509
But it isn't canon yet

>>4032565
no. i love her

>>4032646
One of the gems hired a prostitute but didn't have the money, so they did the obvious thing and bashed her skull in but her pimp saw and it turned out he had connections and one warehouse full of dead bodies later they just had all this money and just sort of left it outside greg's van in the middle of the night
I'll leave it to your imagination to which gem i'm talking about

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>>4032509

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>>4032703
Anon did say ship.

>>4032703
and never will

>>4032716
Fucking Pearl

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>>4032509

>>4032646
Ideally: he's actually a more popular musician than he thinks
Probably: something to do with his secretly rich family

Ideally: he uses the money to buy something that will reappear through the show, decides to keep the rest safe somewhere because Greg is just that kind of guy, and the fact that he has as much money as he needs is an occasional plot point
Probably: loses it all in one night like an idiot, back to status quo ante

>>4032646
I've seen;

>Get rich quick.
>Saved it up over the years for a top-dollar trip with Steven.
>Rose made a bank account/investment forever ago and Greg just found out about it.
>Marty shows up in Drop Beat Dad and it turns out that Greg's music was a big hit that he never knew about because he lived with the CGs at the time. The money is royalties.
>Greg's been rich the whole time and has been living an intentionally simple life.
>Inheritance.
>Greg literally finds the money at the barn.
>Greg sells something, possibly gem related, that's worth a ton of money.

I think that covers everything.

>>4032733
Join the cult and praise the wheel.

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>>4032753
yes

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>>4032733
> too short to ride

>>4032781
>friendship means sex
delusion

>>4032781
I don't see how getting hit in the face means a ship

What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOt233gwHnw

>>4032769
>Join the cult and praise the wheel.
what did he mean by this?

>>4032839
color autism

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>>4032839

>>4032830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc

>>4032830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls6OyJpCWg

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>>4032826
It's Subtext, Anon.

Do you reckon gems have some form of currency or barter system?
I'm drawing blanks on why they could really need it, they don't need to eat so no food
I mean, they can eat so maybe they just sort of mulch up the bodies of things into a sort of nutrient paste
Or sleep so no uh beds i guess
A possible commodity would be some kinda polish for their gem i guess
Make it shine

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>>4032830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHwOTK4VLqw

>>4032716
Steven?`

>>4032875
No, it seems like a Ultra-Fascist system where all citizens are made to serve the state would have no private property.

>>4032895
You son of a bitch

I've been searching this song for months

Thanks

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>>4032875
They trade in sex. They fuck each other as a form of payment. The better the sex the higher the value.
That's why diamonds reign. They fuck like crazy good!

>>4032801
What, you never had sex with your friends?

>>4032830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAMkFVJ-ews

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>there are gems right now in this thread

>they like to shitpost about muh fusion

>some of them are into human sex

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>>4032909
It's a good song, I like most of his full album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12coz7_iffE

>>4032928
Fuck off, Ronaldo.

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>>4032928
;^)

>>4032830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ

>>4032830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ

Honestly Greg staying rich after Mr. Greg wouldn't even be such a radical change

What's going to be affected? Steven isn't going to move away from the temple and already has pretty much anything he wants. Gems don't care too much for human society so if they really needed something they wouldn't be above stealing it. Greg wouldn't leave Steven
behind for good, and if he wanted to he could still travel occasionally or whatever (the writers could actually use this to their advantage)

At most you'll have a secondary character that now has a new outfit or lives in a house instead of a van or who closes down his business, so what?

It would honestly be so easy not to reset button everything that it miffs me that they're gonna do it anyway

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>>4032964
>>4032995

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>jasper does this during bismuth confrontation
>max hype

>>4033053
>no Gogeta at the end

What's even the point

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>>4033075

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>>4033052
If he stays rich he should invest in an 'It's a Wash' franchise and have a mascot bashed on Lapis

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Jasper is Steven's dad now.

What happens?

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>>4032753
the only right answer

>>4033143
she's his mom

Yellow diamond and Blue diamond could use you as a dildo
I feel the need to inform you all of this information
Thank you

>>4033156
I want to force Peridot to shapeshift very small so I can use her as a dildo

>>4033156
I know

But the question is

Why would they do that

>>4033171
why would't they do that

>>4033175
I asked first

Don't reply with another question

>>4033156
There are probably worse ways to go than suffocating inside the gigantic yellow vagina belonging of an ugly alien hag, right?

>>4033186
ok,
They'd do it for shits and giggles

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>>4033075
>>4033094
Beautiful

>>4033171
Think about it
Regular dildo
>goes in the private bits for fun times
>can vibrate maybe sometimes

Entire human
>goes in the private bits for fun times
>squirms which is probably nice
>moans also
>domination thrown into the mix
Regular run of the mill dildo? no thanks i'd rather shove an entire human being up my bum
Is what one of them would probably say

>>4033227
Thanks for the good answer

>>4033156
i want to be blue diamond slave!

>>4033267
YD is a joke

>>4033267
would you let this stick you up its ass?

>>4033267
oh come on she doesn't look this bad

>>4033293
What

the fuck

>>4033293
Funny, the artist gave BD an even longer neck than YD.

>>4033355
>>4033363
more and sauce?

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>>4033375

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>>4033365
Lapis is adorable

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>>4033355
>>4033363
>>4033375
>>4033383
They have great sex.

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>>4033379
https://aku2.tumblr.com/post/146960650616/happy-ever-after

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>>4033399
that's obvious anon

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>>4032146
nigger

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>>4033409
Thanks! haven't seen this one before.

>>4033466
Indexer no

Stop

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>>4032703

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>tfw a single pearl could most likely kill everyone in this thread

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>>4032964

>>4033498
How so?

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>>4033269

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>>4033498
When will she get around to killing me? I'm ready.

>>4033498
That depends

If it know how to fight, then yes.

But if she has never fought anyone, maybe she doesn't even realize how strong she is, so you could be able to defeat her in that case.

>>4033498
how about a single peridot?

>>4033521
can you give me a high res of this
>>4033475

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>>4033365

trash I have erectitus

My erection will kill me unless I get giant asses

save me

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>>4033372

>>4033536
Does it have a weapon or limb enhancers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8KYZHMkTHw

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is she gonna be okay? ; _ ;

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>>4033563

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>tfw you anger a wild pearl
oh shit what do i do

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>>4033592
no, steven didn't even give her a fucking hug

>>4033575
no

>>4033607
Rape

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>>4033607
whip out the big guns

>>4033563
nice knowing you

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>>4033607
Sing, so she'd quickly join along and probably calm down

>>4033592
She's just trying to use her nose to masturbate, since she doesn't have a spine she doesn't have to worry about the Clerks outcome

>>4033597
Thanks to lapis's giant ass my erection is no longer out of control

thank you lapis, without your help the erection would have stayed.

>>4033612
Then no

>>4033608
She doesn't deserve any hugs.

>ctrl+f tumblr
>28 results
hmm...

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>>4033654
fucked up desu

>>4033663
>A general about a show that has a large amount of fanart on tumblr has "tumblr" in it
hmm....

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>>4033651
>fapping to Lappy
Stop, she's too pure.

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>>4033617
>>4033623
>>4033637
I tried singing but i think it made her more angry and she ran off
i'm not very good at singing
i'm inside my cabin right now, can't hear any of the wildlife
and she's outside the windows
watching
help

>>4033663
All of them are file names.

How much are you gonna pay me to let you suck my dick trash?

I need my nuts squeezed.

>>4033701
Negative 20 dollars

>>4033692
what's inside the cabin? maybe you can use it as a tool.

>>4033701
Length?

>>4033701
who said anything about paying?

>>4033730
7.5 inches

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>>4033692
Alright, this is what you do.

First, you open a portal into the eye of terror

Then, you go talk to Lucius the Eternal and you convince him to go kill that Pearl

Then, you go back to the cabin and let Lucius kill the Pearl for you

Easy

>>4033749
too short
>for the ride

>>4033677
So were her former reactions to getting hugged.

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>>4033563
Gotchu covered senpai

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I could draw a picture or two

>>4033715
oh it's our cabin sorta
we rented it
i'm the only one left now
there's uh, a kettle, an energy bar and walking stick
i can't can't hear anything, should i check outside?
>>4033774
are you suuuure about that?
my grandmommy, bless her soul, told me to never form any pacts with demons/demon worshipers

>>4033801
two

>>4033801
you need to do a collab with the other drawers

>>4033781
Garnet please. You never had one, so how can you say I can't go.

I can go all night.

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>>4033805
Don't worry anon, you can trust Lucius, he's a good guy.

>>4033805
Ok, take a bit off the energy bar cause you'll need the stamina. Grab that walking stick and kettle and go outside.

Wave that stick above your head to increase your height and scream while simultaneously banging the kettle on some trees. This might scare off the pearl.

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>>4033475

>>4033895
no 1280? still thanks

>>4033801
Blue Pearl as a surfer dude

>>4033846
yeah no
i trust her, bless her soul, more
nothing personel, spooky demon man
>>4033875
alright i did that
didn't see the pearl
but i did smell something
followed that for a bit
on the plus side i found all the animals that were hanging around
also my friends
they uh weren't looking so good
kinda dead
and eaten
this isn't good
i'm getting quite spooked to be honest
also i just noticed the rest of the energy bar is gone
did i leave the door open?

>>4032261
Armstrong.

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>>4033947
Alright fine you loyalist trash.

Pray to the corpse emperor, maybe he'll help you

>>4032261
if you're cute I'd do it for free

>>4033947
You probably shouldn't go back to the cabin if left the door open
Pearl might be waiting inside
I'd say just run for it to the nearest road or transportation so you can get to safety.

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I ship Lapis with no one

>>4034004
don't talk about my grandmommy, bless her soul, like that mister
>>4034091
alright i ran to the nearest road
good news, one of my friends must have called the poilce
bad news, they're all dead
i thought one of them was alive until he fell over and i saw his half eaten brain so i may have panicked
i run and tumbled into a ditch near the cabin
thinking about it, i'll probably be fine, she shouldn't be hungry or anything anymore
hold on i think some sort of root or vine is tangled around my shoe let me justyyewyrrhdnvmerwrrqtqyybntyyiwvto\vho9v\l \m\h\,l1;81.'['o#]o\#'oko yj.,bo;mith,uvjbi yhu,b

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>>4034159
That's fine, currently she isn't interested in anyone.

>>4034159
Not even with Steven? What's wrong with you?

>>4034184
anon are you still alive?

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>>4034184
Some sort of root or vine eh?

>>4034223
He's probably on Nurgle's garden right now

>>4034218
>with steven
What's wrong with you?

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>>4034218
nope, Lapis doesn't care about anyone but herself for now.

>>4034239
You know I think you were right all along. Maybe he should have summoned Lucius the Eternal

>>4034251
She cares about Steven. Sexually

I ship anon with everyone

Cause I am a rebel

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>>4034251
>implying lapis even cares about herself at this point

>>4034289
is /sug/ for hug or fug?

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>>4034273
I know, but nobody listens to me.

If he did that, this would have been over by now.

>>4034304
neither

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>>4034287
Platonically*
fixed

>>4034304
Sug will fug itself, then will fug all the gems, then fug the diamonds, then fug homeworld before finishing off with the cluster.

Our sexual frustration will pierce the heaves.

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>>4034299
no

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>>4034289
>>4034331
*She doesn't care
double fixed

>>4034331
No, I had it right the first time.

>>4034334
I just want to go to Homeworld get one Lapis and Pearl and fug them. Not everything.

>>4034370
According to your fanfiction.

>>4034365
I will pound the apathy out of her.

Her orgasms will trigger her until she breaks the cycle.

Afterwards I will ride off into the sun on my flying dolphin.

>>4034223
Yes i am fine, thanks for asking.
Turns out those dead animals?
Just shot by hunters, I must have panicked or maybe it's all this alcohol I've been drinking.
My friends are fine too, they just went out to town for more supplies.
This area is really stunning though, I highly recomend coming here to for a vacation.
It's quite breathtaking.

>>4034239
>>4034273
>>4034323
Don't be silly

Everyone will be really suprised when Jasper shows up in Restaurant Wars, and not Alone at Sea/Monster Reunion

>>4034391
Death of the author, bro. The work speaks for itself, no interpretation is more valid than another.

>>4034391
You'll see, by the end of this next Steven bomb she will be all over him.

>>4034388
Every gem must have the seed of man.

We need to put them into their place.

Only when they recognize that man is the greatest, is when it's over.

>>4034399
Apparently those police are here cause you have a DUI.
What do you do anon? They're coming this way!

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>>4034399
Pearl I know you're the one who wrote the post

You can't fool me

>>4034408
We have Lapizza Lazuli.

Jaspizza? What is Jasper's food to compete

>>4034425
ok, but after can I keep my Lapis and Pearl

>>4033607
>>4033692
>>4033805
>>4033947
>>4034184
>>4034399

>>4034457
This was just a drunk Pearl running away from herself in the woods taking advice from /sug/

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>>4034464
YOU STUPID FUCKER, YOUR NAME FITS YOU CAUSE YOU ARE TRASH YOU STUPID DONKEY!

I SAID I WANTED THOSE APPETIZERS OUT AN HOUR AGO! FUCK OFF YOU GIANT ORANGE WASTE OF SPACE! YOU TOO MISS I AM BLUE AND DON'T CARE. FUCK!

>>4034524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yagDhzEAOo

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>>4034464
Jaspurgers

>>4034392
I'd probably fuck a Lapis the same way

>>4034541
I prefer Pepe's Burgers, thank you

>>4034541
That makes her sound like she is an autist.

>>4034541
For people with bad taste
and a hunger for meat.

>>4034541
Don't you mean

Jaspergers syndrome?

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>>4034558

>>4034541
Basically these
>>4034568
>>4034574

>>4034563
>Jesus Christ

>>4034577
"And with every bite, you can almost taste the feels!"

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>>4034574
>Jaspergers syndrome
kekold

>>4034589
NO
its just Steven anon

>>4034541
>Lapis, Jasper, and Peridot team up to open the food business, 'Camp Dining Hearts'
>specialities: Lapizza, Jaspurgers, and...Peridogs?
>motif: log cabins, forests, everyone is dressed as campers

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>>4034595

>frogposting
Goddamn

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>>4034589
Thou shalt have no other gems before me

>>4034619
NO
Its just Steven damn anon

>>4034607
>everything is cooked "Homeworld style" to drum up interest
>even though they don't eat

Lapizza Lazulis
Japergers
The smol Peridonuts

>>4034607
What kind of pizza does Lazuli sell?
What kind of burgers does Jasperg sell?
and when you say Peridog, you mean Peridots wieners right, as in, Peridot's micro futa penis?

>>4034563
Huh, his hair does actually look like a rose.

>>4034662
>Peridonuts
That's right, the horsefuckers already claimed ownershit of the word Ponut, so we have to settle with Peridonut instead

>>4034764
Which blue gem is the sexiest tho?
and which would you fug first?

>>4034782
All of them at the same time

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>>4034732
>Ponut

>>4034811
A good tag I must say

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>>4034782
Lapis

>>4034703
Weird toppings and a crappy watery sauce

Oversize burgers for oversized hands, too much meat

Hotdogs cooked by the book to the letter every time, not much imagination going on

All 3 come in poutine and maple syrup varieties

Camp Dining Hearts closed after less than 6 months of business, they pretty ran on Mr. Greg money all along.

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>>4034782
All of them.
All of them.

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Who wins?

>>4034811
>>4034732
No
______P
______U
H O R S E
______S
______Y

>>4034848
If Sapphire wasn't on top it'd be them.

>>4034848
Peridot
She aims the gun at them not knowing it is a weapon, then proceeds to shoot them all, right in their gems!

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Fucking Crystal gems, using their fancy warp pads to get all the pokestops and gyms around the world.

What team would each Gem be on?

>>4034887
True

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>>4034891

>>4034897
>What team would each Gem be on?

Rocket

>>4034891
Get out of here Mcree, she can't just High Noon everyone.

>>4034848
What is this, the gem version of Finnish Wife Carrying?

>>4034916
Ye

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>>4034897
>Lapis with some pokemon I don't know instead of a Lapras

>>4034887
That's why she isn't, to make it fair.

>>4034916
shouldn't Ruby be on team Magma

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Jasper? I hardly know her! Hahaha.

>>4035045
Wut?

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>>4034926
It's high noon somewhere!

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>>4034916
>>4035014
I meant the Pokemon Go teams. Instinct, Mystic or Shitor.

>>4034966
>fat dinasaur
>not any of the cute water pokemon
Faggot

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>>4033923
That one turned out bretty gud

>>4034897
>Peridot
>not with Elgyem

wasted opportunity

>>4034966
>not reconizing mons past gen 3

/sug/ confirmed for genwunners.

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>>4034897
Catch on fire, retard

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Ronaldo is badguy

>>4035110
For you

>>4034563
I've eaten high-class chocolates that look like that hair, and yes, they had a rose/strawberry filling.

>>4035076
Is it even out?
I'm still using the shitty apk that people put up 2 weeks ago

>>4035109
Jasper wouldn't like machamp, it looks like a fusion. And no machoke either, looks like bismuth

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>>4035076
Lapris > anything else

>>4035167
Jasper should have the Arcanine desu, Steven would have a Chansey

>>4035081
Last game I played was Emerald. Who exactly is Lapis holding?

>>4035239
shitty gen 4 legendary

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>>4035239
Manaphy, one of those cutesy legendaries like Mew.
It's made of water i guess, but it's power is actually more a Steven thing, as it can swap people's hearts (basically body swap)

If I fucked Steven in his vagina, would it still be gay?

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>>4032234
fucking spy
>>4032495
finally someone who understands

DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN GAY SEX

>>4035225
Thiiiiiiis

>>4035359
futa hologram pearl?! Yes fucking please!!!

>>4035359
[Thrust], [Thrust], [Thrust], [Thrust], [Thrust], [Thrust]...

>>4035353
You'd be in a superposition of both gay and straight. So yes.

>>4035359
>>4035387
>>4035401

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uftk9QN_f_Y

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>>4035406
to meaningfully say that you'd have to measure his gayness, collapsing the wavefunction into an eigenstate, so no.

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>>4035265
>>4035309
Manaphy seems cool.
should've drawn a wishcash or somthing so I could at least recognize it

>>4035421
What???

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>>4035387
You sure?

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>it's a skooks visits beach city episode

what happens ?

>>4035459
Yes

>>4035495
>strong man redemption coming never
Fucking kill me

>>4035495
He swooces right in Steven's home

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>>4035459
Saved for the inevitable Pearl episode this summer.

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Bye guys, it was fun.
See you tomorrow

>>4035559
See you

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>Star Vs Evil is on
man I appreciate having something cute to watch.

Hey /trash/ Dad, can I have my own pearl?

>>4035634
no

>>4035632
Oh! New episodes start today huh

>>4035641

clod

>>4035641
How did you know?

>>4035641
Niggers

>>4035157
Lol it's been out for almost a week

>>4035675
only for burgers, shitposters and kiwis

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>>4035646
yep! It's also up on the shitsite I watch it on, so it's most likely up on the good ones, too

Lol
Anon senpai is such a fucking faggot

>>4035683
>being Europoor
Good luck with that.

>>4035641
This one is NEVER funny.

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I hope Sucrose is having a good day today