Zootopia Thread: Getting your buns wet Edition
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720 (Closes Thu 14/7/16 00:01 GMT)
Reminder that Gideon is for pounding raw
This is Hell AU anon!
Sorry I haven't been around in the thread, or posted anything...or really done anything at all for the last few days.
I was hungover. Had a good 22nd birthday on friday.
I didn't write anything....
Writing the third chapter of "The Devil's Fur is Red" as we speak!
Also, did I see a comic being drawn based around my fic???
Buns in the bath
Post zootopia rain.
Evening, /trash/. Drew a Nick in uniform.
>>4020381
Happy late birthday
Also, I can't wait for your next chapter
Reminder swinton is the best mayor
little toot toot! <3
Jack comic I'm working on
http://www.strawpoll.me/10662304/r
Reminder that dumb bunnies are superior
>>4020437
2/4
New thread, time to reshill:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7452559
>>4020453
3/4
>>4020381
I don't think it was based on, just being made at the same time
>>4020472
4/4
>>4020472
I have so many questions
>>4020495
Jack savage is just Judy in make up. I'm drawing the last page now.
>>4020474
Fair point. I think I saw some art being posted for it after the second or so chapter I put up, might be a random happen stance.
>No Thematic Thursday post in the OP
VOTING IS OPEN NOW! GO VOTE STUFF UP! IF YOU DON'T VOTE, DOMESTIC ABUSE MIGHT WIN!
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720
>>4020495
reposting a greentext from the previous thread (damn, we what a sweet thread we had)
>After becoming part of the ZPD Nick gets his talents recognized
>He becomes a secret agent under the wing of his mentor, Jack Savage
>He's sad because he can't tell Judy of his second awesome job (national security reasons)
>One night he is on a mission with Jack
>They have to catch a spy that has continually escaped capture
>For this reason they have called the best
>Jack is chasing the spy, Nick is on a nearby hill, tranquillizer rifle ready
>With an astute stratagem the spy is able to outrun Jack and make him lose its tracks
>But Nick has seen everything
>He steadies the weapon, hold his breath and he is ready to shoot
>But the spy removes its mask
>It's Judy
>>4020405
It'll come, have no fear. I just need to write it, edit it, and make sure Its presentable, and following my outline...
Maybe I can convince ComicAnon to help edit when I'm done, again.
>>4020414
More like sluttiest mayor.
>>4020402
edgy
>>4020541
It's there, just not mentioned.
>>4020541
Doesn't want him to know about all the Ferral Focks porn she's been watching...
Or the Dox Fick pictures she's got saved all over.
>>4020581
gee thanks
>>4020579
You're just repeating me
>>4020599
that wasn't a compliment
>>4020583
Oh!
My mistaaaaake!
But everyone should still go vote.
Or else Domestic Abuse will win.
...like this picture!!!
>>4020558
Always willing to lend a helping hand! Loved chapters 1 and 2!
>>4020355
All I want in life is Gideon being bullied
>>4020579
That's terrible anon!
Mayor Swinton is the purest pig ever!
>>4020579
Damn straight.
>>4020626
that wasn't appreciation
>>4020658
This is not a pipe.
>>4020658
I know
>>4020658
that wasn't a reply.
>>4020328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRg_ZZv4ZdA
>>4020629
Domestic abuse is beating Ron Perlman, call the police
>>4020714
We cuteposting now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MRD273dz_8
>>4020738
I am the polease
>>4020738
These all sound like the worst racehorse names ever.
>>4020629
I still have your discord, so I know how to contact you!
I'll just message you whenever I finish this piece. Only got 230/2000 words...
Might need some coffee.
>>4020778
We need live commentary of the strawpoll results
>>4020738
I read that as "Domestic abuse is defined as beating Ron Perlman"
>>4020759
Aw yiss
>>4020759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySLUNs7i0ds
>>4020802
I'd share mine if I could!
Only four paragraphs into the text edits I'm doing, but I can take a break and hop back onto discord later! Send me a (You) whenever and I'll chat with ya!
>>4020402
Your quality has been steadily improving as of late but every time I fel like complimenting you you spring up with some autistic shit screaming "I am a giant faggot please rape my face".
I don't even care about swasticas, I might be full /pol/ for all you know, but it's just poor taste
>>4020528
>Also, did I see a comic being drawn based around my fic???
Yeah, sorry, I was just sort of doing my own thing with the hell au idea
Can I have a link to your fic though? I'm interesting in seeing at what you're doing with it
>>3997686
>Looking down at her, Nick smiled- but then quickly frowned.
>Judy's blood, the blood that he drank, which had been on his lips, had turned to ash,
>And he felt himself about to retch-
>Jumping up to the kitchen's counter, and bracing himself over the sink, he did just that.
>He heard Judy stir, and suddenly feld her beside him.
>After a few moments of purging, he ran the water, and gargled the taste of ash from his mouth.
>Turning to Judy, he saw her quickly look away, but noticed she was shaking.
>He knew, from his own siring, how traumatic it was to experience the sire while conscious,
>And he knelt down so their eyes would be level.
>Grabbing her paws in his, he brought them to his mouth and pressed them against his lips.
>His voice came out, as quiet as a whisper, "Judy, relax, and listen to me,"
>Her body continued to shake, and she spoke, her voice panicked, "Wh-what happened- I-I felt it! I felt the knife-"
>She was cut off, her mouth moving but no words coming out.
>Pulling her paws back, one clutched at her chest, and she took a great breath, and the look of terror on her face grew.
>One of Nick's paws quickly rested on the side of her face, and he held her head level with his.
>He remembered, again from his own siring, how quick it could be to help the sireling to accept their fate.
>His voice returned, still a whisper, "You're not dead, Judy, but you're not alive, either-" and he brought her paw to his mouth.
>She looked on, her eyes wide as he brought her paw in to his mouth, past the wrist-
>The paw he had on her face quickly clamped her mouth shut, and his jaws severed her hand.
>With no way to expell air, her screams died in her throat, but he felt her thrash-
>His grip tightened, and he felt the flesh on her cheeks tear under his claws.
>He pushed her against the counter, and the severed end of her wrist up to her eyes.
>Turning his head to the side, he blew ashes from his mouth, and felt himself gag at the residue that remained.
>>4020820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW_8Ln0Nvmo
>>4020820
Have another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brmUys_7flI
>>4020851
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7372552
Here you go!
Glad to see the "Hell AU" thing in different forms!
>>4020820
Look at them big ol' eyes.
>>4020957
Well yeah they're thinking they're gonna die, then they don't die.
They're all like wtf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCEMFERDdA
>>4020996
>using a cartoon horse internet joke
>ever
get it over with
Reminder..
Judy is a Single Mom.
>>4020996
DON'T YOU
A
R
E
>>4020879
why would someone keep a fox as a pet?
>>4020921
>file name
He looks so scared...
>>4020759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6yIgG6sw_k
>>4021030
Fanciful sound triangles
>>4021022
>nick was cucked before she even met him
>*muffled savage laughter in the distance*
>>4021022
>Implying that's not her little sister
>>4021033
I'll be honest, I don't even mind their banshee-tier noises. If/when I could afford animals I'd consider one or two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3ovMsFXMg
>>4020541
Looks like Cyberpunk is leading.
I'll probably end up writing Gideon vs SHODAN or something...
>>4021022
That's just her favorite sister. Get over yourself.
>>4021077
Rich Moore has said that's her niece. Name is Cotton.
>>4020888
>how to catch a rabbit
>1 chase rabbit
>2 chase rabbit
>3 catch rabbit
great guide, but I'll stick with pouring salt on their tails
>>4021073
>That related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8WXRJNOt5w
So I noticed the version I posted was all drawn in grey for some reason.
Here's the fixed version.
>>4020846
>you spring up with some autistic shit screaming "I am a giant faggot please rape my face".
>pic related.
Other than that, I'm sorry. Noted for the next uniform doodle.
>>4020832
Hey, comicanon. Tried to finish up part 1 of Nightclub, but got sick, better now though.
>>4021030
There are "domesticated" foxes for sale
Reminder that Zootopia has an article on EncyclopediaDramatica so that's mean it's shit!
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Zootopia
Prove me wrong!
>>4021033
I fucking love juniperfox...
>>4021109
fucking pastor
>>4021022
100% confirmed
Judy had a daughter at the age of 18
>>4021128
Hey, there's a reason why the first Pastor fic is called Belyaev.
>>4021158
>rabbit having just one kid
kek
>>4020398
I really like this but I doubt it's Zootopia related.
>>4021103
Take your time! Pace yourself! Its not about getting it done immediately, its about working at it consistently!
>>4021116
>Bellwether's name doesn't link to Donald Trump
>>4021116
>EncyclopediaDramatica
Well ain't that a blast from the past. I thought ED died years ago.
I'm just gonna repost this here, and then get back to work on Judeon for request anon.... don't mind me...
>>4021177
Lionheart is trump. Big, bold, a bragart with no real brains. Bellwether is Clinton, the corrupt progressive who games the system for her own benefit.
>>4021169
Only one that survived.
>>4021176
Okay. Can we talk about the few changes I made on discord?
>>4021216
And swinton is Bernie but sexier
>>4021178
the only encyclopedia site like ED and the other one I can't remember worth using is 1d4chan anyway
>>4020629
someone explain this to me
she looks just as surprised as he does that her pen hit him
why does her pen fly out of her hands? Did she have a muscle spasm or something?
>>4021225
Sure! Let me get dinner started, and then I'll hop on!
>>4021240
So she draws comics about a super buff hyena cop that has sex with barely legal mammals?
>>4021240
>Bernie but sexier
So a delusional dinosaur and only 5/10 (up from 1/10)?
Does anyone know what the name of the fan fiction where
Nick is injured on patrol after Judy takes some time off, and she didn't visit him for three days?
>>4021202
What pencils/erasers do you use?
>>4021244
Ever see Dead Snow 2?
Zombie Arm.
>>4021116
>Reminder that Zootopia has an article on EncyclopediaDramatica so that's mean it's shit!
I would be disappointed if an ED article wasn't being mean and nasty.
>>4021178
It was forbidden territory for a long time, due to the admins allowing malware ridden ads running rampant all over it.
I think they finally fixed that a couple years ago.
>>4021244
Her face in the third panel is a coverup. She enjoyed hurting Nick.
>>4021271
Isn't that Officer Needs Assistance?
>>4021271
I think you're looking for Officer Needs Assistance
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11866956/1/Officer-needs-assistance
I'm pretty sure last time it was brought up a lot of Anons got really angry at it
>>4021267
Let's not get into politics of the real world
>>4021262
No that's her supporters.
Actually I can see Becca constantly trying to get in Swinton's pants, but just never being able to. Swinton just doesn't get it.
>>4021315
>random_pairings_of_the_internet_#2048.png
>>4021315
Beautiful
>>4021299
That fic is actually pretty well liked last time I checked
>>4021073
jesus. that thing is a nightmare. that squeaking..
>>4020860
I did not expect this to continue.
I'll redo pic related into two separate pics so it's a bit nicer when it's all said and done.
>>4021299
It's not because it's bad it's mostly because it needs to fucking update already
>>4021342
And then I forgot pic related
>>4021276
Just the generic pencil in the picture.... I'm not a 'real' artist with real art supplies... even if I had a set of fancy pencils and erasers for different softnessm or whateve, I wouldn't know what to do with them.
>>4021321
>every hyena gal has a pseudopenis
Not best /tg/ hyena gal
>>4021321
You aren't writing Becca correctly unless the universe itself bends to her pseudopenis.
pseudopenispseudopenispseudopenispseudopenispseudopenispseudopenis
>>4021116
>TL;DR - Rabbit and Fox are trying to solve a case that involves saving savaged mammals from RAEG.
>Rabbit and Fox links to OTP which redirect the Ship article
>mfw even ED ships them
They are being more and more a bunch of pussies or what?!?
>>4021321
Anyone have the picture of terminator Becca smashing a car window shouting PSEUDOPENIS
>>4021356
Whoh, fuck, there's a blast from the past
>Nick was pedo for Finnick even when he was a kid.
>>4020879
>mfw imagining Nick making these noises
>>4021283
>Zombie arm Judy
Is this the new vampire Judy or am I just retarded
>>4021413
>And his pedo feeling only grew stronger as he grew
>Like Force powers or something.
>>4021356
Don't forget Revy.
>>4021377
>>4021370
>literally her second day on the job
>finds herself in the mob's good graces
not only that but
>receives not one but TWO favors from Mr. Big
>He givers her info on Otterton
>AND helps her get info out of Weaselton
>latter could conceivably be considered as a non-favor if you consider the fact Big wanted to know just as much as Judy did so he could help get his Driver and Florist back to normal
What the fuck does she do from here? If Big ever decides to call in that favor she's fucked, because she has 278 weaknesses for Mr. Big to exploit should she refuse.
>>4021428
No, bionic commando rearmed. HIS WIFE IS HIS FUCKING ARM!! WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>4021449
I know what this needs.
Remember the scene in terminator 2 where T-1000 killed that truck driver after his helicopter crashed?
Pseudo penis.
>>4021471
Why? Mr Big just runs a bunch of dry cleaning services around town. He's a well respected figure of the community.
>>4021471
That's actually about to be a thing in my fic. Zootopia: Hardboiled on ff.net
>>4021476
Is...Is there a masturbation joke in here somewhere?
>>4021471
Well she saved his daughter's life
>>4021471
MR. BIG CONFIRMED FOR BEING THE ANTAGONIST OF THE SEQUEL!
>>4021495
No, only a fucking stupid story
Has ComicAnon been around?
>>4021531
He never leaves....
>>4021471
She wasn't receiving any favors. Mr. Big was actually REPAYING them: he gave Judy info on Otterton because she saved the life of his daughter, and he helped her with Weaselton because he had ties to who fucked up both his florist and his driver to say nothing of him being the weasel who almost killed his daughter. Helping her helped him just as much.
>>4021471
hurf
>>4020860
>He faced Judy again, watching her look in muted shock at her stump of a wrist.
>Then he smiled, one full of mirth, as ashes started to rise from her stump, followed by flesh and fur.
>No longer feeling her attempts at screaming, he removed his paw from her face.
>Her mouth was hanging open, and her eyebrows were scrunched together in apparent confusion, but she said nothing.
>She repeatedly balled her paw into a fist, flexed her digits, and turned it this-way and that-
>The look of combined wonder and shock on her face made him snort, and laugh.
>She immediately looked back at him, the sense of wonder replaced by disgust, before she socked him in the jaw.
>He went down, and she was ontop of him, her face on his and her eyes full of anger as she yelled,
>"What did you-" and was stopped as his paw again wrapped around her mouth.
>Still speaking in a whisper, he answered her with a smile- with a tooth missing-
>"All creatures live, not all creatures truely die, Carrots," and he winced as he felt his tooth return.
>He saw the look of confusion return, and he was quick to actually answer her question,
>"You were dying, Judy- I couldn't lose you and our child- so I-" and before he could continue, he felt his lower lip tremble.
>'I saved you, but our child is dead?' he thought to say, but pushed himself on, "I saved you, I- you've seen the results. You know what I did,"
>Releasing his grip on her mouth, he continued, "You can guess at what I am, and what- you- are now,"
>His arms wrapped around her, and pulled her in to a full-body hug, rubbing his muzzle against her head, as his eyes misted.
>"Judy, I'm sorry- but our child won't survive," and he felt her body tense.
>"I can't- won't- sire something unborn. It would never grow-" and was cut off as a silent "No," left her.
>The evening was filled with her wails.
>>4021356
what's her name?
>>4021531
Just cooking some dinner! What's up buddy?
Laught-at-it Larissa
>>4021564
>Fournier was speaking to Nick and Judy outside Chief Bogo's office,
>"So we think we found the perp you were after a few days ago- a bull in their late 20s?"
>"Apparently he was mauled, and get this, his legs were practically knawed off,"
>"And the guy apparently crawled for miles along the interstate before he died from bloodloss."
>Out of Fournier's vision, Judy's face held a slight grin.
Is there a page 3 to that Judy in hell comic?
>>4021590
The end?
>>4021576
Were you still thinking about giving polishing advice and proofreading type comments for "Walk Away Renee" and "Theirs & Hours"?
>>4021590
*gnawed
>Pointing a gun at someone for staring at your butt.
I didn't know Judy posted on Tumblr. :^]
>>4021545
Or one could interpret it that he repayed his daughter's life debt by NOT killing them when he was seconds from doing so.
Which I found weird in and of itself: "I had nothing to do with the otter's disappearance but I'm going to kill you anyway to keep you from thinking I did"
>>4021369
>if Becca was ever in the same narrative as Desmond and Molly, she could actually cuck Desmond
>>4021629
About four paragraphs into "Walk Away Renee"! Been a bit slow, apologies-- talking with people and posting on the thread! Once dinner's cooked, I'll put my head down and focus on finishing up Renee tonight!
>>4021640
>staring at her butt
Who wouldn't?
>>4021661
What if she cucked Molly?
>>4021570
Verity Atropos
>>4021369
*writes a story about Becca psuedopenising everyone in the world to death*
*writes a sequel where she pseudopenises /ztg/ to death*
>>4021687
>Becca cucks both at once by fucking her own clone and they just watch
>while sitting apart from each other
>>4021674
Oh, sure, take your time.
>>4021654
Maybe Judy should've kept her stupid fucking rabbit mouth shut and not threatened a mob boss in his own house.
>>4021703
I would read both of those.
>>4021703
She's not a Tiger, tho...
I only take it from Tigers, Anon!
If got SOME standards...
>>4021703
Imagine weaverlope drawing himself getting fucked by becca
>>4021640
>pointing a gun at someone WITH YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER
Yep, this triggers something else, too.
>>4021718
Dis be true. Dumb bunny almost got them both killed.
>>4021703
Army of anons vs Becca when?
>>4021748
That's a shitty comic anyways, who uses pictures instead of dialogue in a comic?
>>4021622
>>4021590
And they lived estrangedly ever after. Forever. Even past the point of the universe falling to entropy, they held on to eachother forever.
the end :v
>>4021718
Pretty much.
Though I imagine that even if she stayed quiet Mr Big would've wanted her iced anyways, as he was going to kill Nick and it wouldn't make sense to leave Judy alive as a witness, regardless if she was a cop or not.
>>4021654
>"I had nothing to do with the otter's disappearance but I'm going to kill you anyway to keep you from thinking I did"
Nah, he was just going to kill Nick. The fact that Judy outed herself as a cop, who would be obliged to report his murder of a random fox, simply made it a two-bag job instead of one.
>>4021748
It's a fucking stupid comic thing anyways. They're clearly flirting and her turning psycho makes no sense.
>>4021797
There's nothing implying Big wanted Nick dead. He was laying on the guilt trip and hadn't killed Nick last time they crossed paths, so doing it now is unlikely. Chances are much higher he would've roped Nick into doing something for him as payment for being caught around his property. Judy fucked it all up by outing herself as a cop and tying Nick to the authorities.
>>4021101
what even
>>4020485
>>4021850
She's gonna make him strip, and hold a gun to his head while she rides him like a horse.
Then maybe blow his brains out.
>>4021947
It's not gay if it's prey, so there's no trouble what Nick ends up finding when the clothes are off in the first place.
Do we have a /ztg/ Discord chat?
>>4020437
>>4020453
>>4020472
>>4020485
>>4021947
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
For anyone looking for a Regret update, here's intermission 2 which I never technically posted here. It takes place between pages 8 and 9.
Gonna maybe try and pull my shit together for either a Monday or Tuesday update/possible page 11 revision
>>4021116
>Clawhauser: An obese Chanfaggot cheetah who fails at being the police dispatcher.
>Clawhauser links to Chris Chan
>>4021864
>He was laying on the guilt trip and hadn't killed Nick last time they crossed paths, so doing it now is unlikely.
I'd still disagree there.
He disrespected him and his grandmother and let him off with a warning that stipulated that he didn't want to see him again.
By snooping around in his limo, Nick essentially disrespected him again, and after he had shown him mercy, no less.
How can a mob boss expect others to respect him if he keeps letting Nick off the hook? You gotta make an example.
Maybe I just watch too many crime and mobster stories, but my general impression is that you only ever get one chance to walk away.
>>4021947
So, what happens when Nick notices Jack Savage has the exact same scent as Judy?
>>4022055
He questions his sexuality.
>>4022055
They fuq.
Duh.
>>4022045
>You gotta make an example.
This. He told Nick "never to show [his] face again." Direct order. Mortal consequences.
>>4021091
>niece
why does this make it even more fucking adorable?
btw what are you listening to /ztg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHECICA3-yA
>>4021687
>tears streamed down Molly's face from where she sat tied to a wall
>Desmond lay on a bed, his erect shaft twitching in the air,, softly moaning with unfocused eyes
>"Pseudo...Penis..."
>Becca just laughed from where she stood over Desmond
>"You stupid giraffe whore. Did you really think your pitiful 'love' could keep your husband loyal?"
>"Desmond, Honey...please..."
>"Pseudo...Penis..."
>Becca positioned herself over Desmond's crotch and knelt down
>"Now, don't worry your slender little neck. Just sit back and enjoy the show of your husband enjoying sex from a REAL woman."
>she positioned Desmond's shaft at the tip of her pseudopenis
>she eased herself into the penetration
>Molly sobbed, unable to look away
>>4021091
Link?
>>4022055
Notice?
He knew outright. But when Judy's pretending to be Savage, Nick can treat her like trash.
"Oh I hate you, you little dumb bunny prick!" And all that, she gets to think she's pulling one over on him while he verbally abuses her.
Win win.
>>4021988
https://discordapp.com/channels/183800020905099265/183803168562479106
>>4022113
What's the easiest way to watch this [spoiler] Trash [/spoiler]
>>4022114
This is fantastic.
>>4022124
That didn't lead me anywhere, sadly.
>>4022162
pretty sure that you need an account fampai
>>4022147
Turn it off.
>>4022180
I have one, lol
I wouldn't actually mind a Hyena character with a psudopenis being featured in a zootopia related thing.
The problem with Bernielover is Becca is just a boring character.
Just rolling for a GET
Have we gotten a straight rodent femme on a big bad horny predator guy yet?
Either drawn or in fic form?
>>4022203
On my long list of shit to write, I'm working on one dating Clawhauser.
She's called Revy as well, it's a coincidence but both probably owe their name to the same idea.
Here's what I've got so far: http://pastebin.com/ZGqhAHnf
>>4022242 (Me)
Figures.
>>4022243
I almost drew something like that but it wasn't working out and I abandoned the image.
>>4022104
>she gasped slightly at the sensation
>Desmond was larger than she expected
>this would be a tight fit, just like she liked it
>"Pseudo...penis..."
>lower and lower she slid down Desmond's shaft all the while maintaining eye contact with Molly
>Desmond was HER'S now, and she wanted that giraffe to know it
>Desmond moaned loudly as Becca fully enveloped him
>"Pseudo...Penis..."
>Molly choked out another bracket of sobs at the sound
>Becca started to laugh
>"Yeah you better cry, bitch! Your giant cavern could NEVER satisfy him like I can!"
>>4021321
Moar Revy
Hey guys writeyote here! I've made progress on my play thingy but I've come to a roadblock. The format of the play doesn't seem to fit the multiple characters the way I want. So what should I do? Change the format and make the the plot disconnected as a result. Or should I focus on one character but keep the basic idea of the play intact.
Also what are you listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
>>4022097
>what are you listening to /ztg/?
The rain, falling on the window. It's a quiet rain. Timid, like it's hiding something. It's washing away a thousand footprints, a hundred spots of evidence, a few dozen burnt-out houses and the lives that went with them. It's trying its best to clean everything up, but all it's really doing is just spreading the filth into the streets and down the gutters.
Some days, I really hate the rain.
>>4022045
He wouldn't let Nick off the hook. Just the opposite, in fact. I bet Big would keep Nick under his thumb for quite a while. Of course, this is all assuming that Big actually gave a shit about keeping his promise of "no icing during the wedding."
>>4022250
Is Clawhauser gay in this lol? or just clueless?
>>4022307
Do it, please.
Thousands of bonus points if she's modeled after the girl that I just posted.
>>4021353
>>4021202
... well, I'm being a bit slow tonight, but I'm making progress.
>>4022374
He's teach nick a lesson by having his polar bear thugs publicly rape him.
>>4022375
Not gay, maybe a little clueless; but hopefully for her sake, not wanting to take the pseudo-penis.
>>4022324
>Becca wanted to slam down on him next to fully break Molly's heart
>with a grunt, her strong hind legs lifted her back up quickly for the next thrust
>at that exact moment, she remembered that Desmond was a jaguar
>a big cat
>with the dick of a big cat
>she had a moment of dawning comprehension before Desmond's barbs dug into her
>"Pseudo...penis..."
>>4022361
Make it based on three characters, and then frame it as like Kirk versus McCoy versus Spock in personality terms.
>>4022430
Psst.
Spotted hyenas also have barbed cocks.
(Including the women)
Still, good to see this backfiring on her.
>>4022391
I was using one of those giant squirrels so that she would be more compatible with a larger predator. Were you thinking more like full on mouse on larger pred?
>>4022045
It depends on the situation and how seriously Big takes it. The fact that Nick got to speak like he was or even see Big is kind of a big deal - mob bosses are pretty heavily protected and it's a high thing to get to see them face to face (At least from what I've read, more modern mobs can be a bit different)
It's possible they go way back, and that there's a bit of a familiar 'Don't make me do this, friend' thing.
As far as the mob goes the way it was handled wasn't super 'on point' with how it'd be but the rating would have had to take a spike for it to be legit. I have a looot of ideas of the backstory of Mr. Big and Nick to lead them there @_@ Love the mob.
Thread is slowing down, does /ztg/ wanna hear a joke?
>>4022361
I'm sure nobody else here likes this kind of pop metal sleaze, but I'm listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ApQFd8-Ygo
>>4022504
NO. FUCKING STOP.
>>4022504
Please do.
>>4022504
>Thread is slowing down, does /ztg/ wanna hear a joke?
Sure, Nick! Whatcha got for us today?
>>4022504
Sure, but it better be a good one Nick
>>4022482
Oh, mouse on big cat, mouse on wolf, mouse on fox, or the like please.
Hey, does this general accept lewd writefaggotry? I have a greentext I've written up
>>4022457
Well then I would have them in a coffee shop type setting to keep the banter, impact and your stories without boring the viewer. Because nobody nobody would want to watch three actors typing. The thing is that there would not be a central plot of any type. But if I make about one dude then I could add in a story with beginning middle end without any rushing or blatant exposition.
>>4022532
That's one sour lookin' Judy. Who pissed in HER Cornflakes?
>>4022551
No. This is a christian board.
>>4022519
>>4022520
>>4022528
>>4022532
So what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
>>4022551
We accept anything as long as it's faggotry.
>>4022541
I might try to do something like this later. We'll see.
>>4022551
Yes, you might get reee'd at tho
>>4022579
You told this one before.
>>4022579
"How's it hanging"
>>4022551
Is it about Judy? Because seriously, we're all about the Lewd Jude!
>>4022551
DO WE?!
>>4022579
"We should get support, or everyone will think we're nuts!"
Heard that one already.
>>4022551
Sure, what's the gist?
>>4022579
Is this the one about them getting support or else people will think they're nuts?
Didn't you use that on Weaver a couple days ago?
>>4022579
'How's it hanging'
Damnit Nick, step up your game.
>>4022579
>So what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
Ah, geeze, I dunno Nick -- what DID one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
>>4022579
"We need to vote for Mayor Swinton!" >>4020632
>>4022567
That's fucking horrifying.
>>4022554
I'm not sure what to think. You could always have it be something like there's three unrelated individuals at a bus stop or something like that, and you go through their backstories, and maybe one of them gets a happy-ish ending while the other two don't and they interact a little bit.
>>4022575
>>4022582
>>4022587
>>4022597
>>4022601
alright, cool. This is the first greentext I've ever written, the first lewd I've ever written, and the first fanfic I've written, so bear with me. criticism is appreciated too btw
>2:00 PM
>Thursday
>Sahara District
“Stop! Stop! Stop in the name of the law!”
>Nick would have rolled his eyes at Judy's cliche if he weren't so busy chasing the same perp she was.
“I'd slow down if I were you, buddy! Trust me, you do not want to see her angry!” Nick says between gasps.
>The perp, a suspected catnip dealer, showed no signs of slowing down, much less stopping:
“You'll never catch me alive, coppers!”
>jesus christ
>The weasel's tiny legs were deceptively fast, and it was at times like this that Nick found himself resisting the urge to run on all fours
>Just as Judy and Nick seemed to be gaining on him, the narrow alley opened into a broad and busy plaza, replete with hiding spots and cover befit for such a small rodent
“Where'd he go?!” Judy called
“Not a clue.” Nick responds between huffs. “I thought carrots were supposed to help your eyesight?”
>Judy shoots a glare at Nick's smirking face
“That's a myth and you know it, Ni-- THERE HE IS!” Judy interrupts herself
>Nick follows the direction of her pointed finger, and, sure enough, he could see the weasel barging into a skyscraper across the plaza
“Get him!”
>>4022592
>>4022596
>>4022604
>>4022610
>>4022611
Okay sorry about that bun, how about this one
What this the typhoon say to the coconut tree?
>>4022647
2/14
>Nick and Judy launch into pursuit, nimbly dodging trains of camels, bands of coyotes, and prides of cougars
>They cross the plaza and burst through the glass doors of the building—which appears to be some sort of hotel
“There!” Nick points across the sandstone lobby: the weasel has just boarded an elevator.
>The perp, at first startled, glances up, and then waves at the duo as the doors begin to close
>The two reach the elevator just as it shuts
“Darn it! Darn it to heck and back!” Judy “curses”
“Look! He's going straight to the top!” Nick says, pointing at the old fashioned abacus display just above the doors
“Come on, let's take the stairs!” Judy grabs at Nick's shirt tail (which he keeps religiously untucked)
“How about no?” Nick replies cooly.
“No?! There's probably a helicopter pad or something up there! He's going to get away!” Judy cries, genuinely shocked.
>Nick nonchalantly gestures to the express elevator that has just opened beside him.
“Or we can ride that.”
>Without missing a beat, Judy speeds by, stopping only to jump and grab Nick by the tie, dragging him into the elevator
“Carrots, you keep choking me like that and I'll have to re-order my priorities in terms of who I'm trying to catch.”
>Judy ignores his quip; she speed taps the “Roof” button with one hand, and the “door close” button with the other
>The elevator lurches into action, quickly ascending into the heights of the tower.
>>4022632
You're right that would be a good middle ground. I'll make some changes to the plot real quick. I'll give you an up date tomorrow if you want.
>>4022655
>What this the typhoon say to the coconut tree?
"Hold on to your nuts, because this is no ordinary blowjob!"
>>4022655
"hey kid wanna /ss/?"
>>4022655
"Boa... Constrictor"
>>4022430
>Becca began to howl
>Molly began to laugh
>"Forgot about that, did you?"
>tears of laughter were streaming down her face now while Becca rolled on the bed in agony
>"I'm big enough of a girl to take it. They don't get stuck in me so they just tickle."
>Molly bent her neck down and got started on the knots binding her arms with her tongue
>a minute later she was free
>Becca could see the giraffe rise up to her full height through the pain
>but couldn't do anything but grip her crotch tighter
>Molly slowly walked over to the bed
>"I guess you're just not enough of a predator to devour my Desmond."
>>4022361
http://youtu.be/9SSUQxGjZZ4
>>4022682
3/14
“Should we have taken the stairs?” Judy asks herself, her voice strained with impatience.
“Relax, Carrots. If we had taken the stairs, he would have escaped by the time we got to the 10th floor. He only had a few seconds for a head start. We'll catch him.”
>Nick's attempts at reassuring her are undercut by his staunch and inexplicable refusal to remove his sunglasses, even while indoors.
>Judy reflexively wrings her ears in her paws, her face sweating in the heat of the small room
>They both watch the abacus display, slowly ticking up.
“30. We're about half way there.”
>The elevator suddenly begins to decelerate
>An excruciatingly slow minute passes. The display does not move up from 30.
>Nick and Judy exchange glances.
“Sweet cheese and crackers.”
“Goddammit.”
>Judy jabs at the “Roof” button to no avail
“Well,” Nick begins, “I TOLD you we should've taken the stairs”
>Judy at first glares, but then breaks into a giggle, despite herself.
>She then returns to jabbing at the button.
>>4021947
>Judy has a closet full of men's clothes
>Nick has one full of women's clothes
>>4022361
https://home96.bandcamp.com/album/falling-into-place
I've been listening to synthwave. It's relaxing and catchy
>>4022682
You might want to consider pastbining the story.
Easier to link to for later purposes, and lets us all read it at once without having to go through other posts.
>>4022718
4/14
“Carrots, give it up. We're stuck. You hit the call button and get some help, and I'll call in our location to the station, and get some backup.” He says, removing the walkie talkie from his utility belt.
>Judy rhythmically bangs her head against the doors
“Nick, this is our first big case sense Bellweather! People are looking up to us! We can't stop just because of a STUPID, DUMB, STUCK ELEVATOR!” Judy seethes, as though she were addressing the lift itself
>Nick ignores her; he's too busy with Clawhauser on the line
“Clawhauser. Claw-- ... yes, I did see Gazelle's newest tweet. Clawhauser, get me backup to Baked Buttes Blvd and 12th street, at the Oasis Hotel. We have reason to believe that our suspect is armed and dangerous. Got that? ... No Clawhauser, I haven't seen what Gazelle tweeted 4 minutes ago. … I don't know, maybe because I've been chasing a weasel through the desert for the past 2 hours?! … Clawhauser, I don't care how many tweets I've missed, just get me backup, alright buddy!? … Thank you.” Nick growls, teeth barred, fur bristling. Beads of sweat trickle down the lens of his sunglasses.
>Clawhauser was one of the few people in the world who could noticeably irritate Nick
>Judy has opened a small call-box at the bottom of the control panel and is now dialing the help number printed inside.
“Hi! Is this the help desk? Yes, me an my partner—uh, my cop partner, we're cops haha, uh, we're stuck in one of your elevators! You already know? Great, can you get us unstuck, we're in a huge rush and you might have a drug-dealing fugitive on your roof—uh, what? Fire department?! Hours!? Three hours?! At least!? 'JUST WAIT'?!”
>Judy grips the phone with both paws and is yelling straight into the receiver.
“Yes! Of course! Thank you! Goodbye!” She shouts, the sincerity of her gratitude made doubtful by the sheer volume of her voice
>She slumps to the floor, the phone dangling onto the elevator's carpet.
>>4022719
>Nick is Megan Fawks
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>4022719
...That could be hot.
Make it happen.
>>4022690
>>4022701
>>4022709
I'm going to suck so hard you'll loose your nuts!
Don't mind if I try to save this thread?
1/13
2/13
>>4022776
Ok. This isn't bad, Nicky.
>>4022737
thanks! I've never done this before, so I'm a bit out of my depth. How do I add stuff to a pastebin?
>>4022749
5/14
>Nick has been slumped for several minutes now on the opposite side of the elevator
>He half-heartedly fans himself with his tail
“Three hours. At least. Well,” he says, briefly removing his sunglasses to polish them with his tie, “we might as well get comfortable.”
>Judy laughs bitterly
“Comfortable? Good luck getting comfy when there's a criminal on the loose in this very building, probably making his escape as we speak! I mean, are we seriously going to just sit around and talk about how comfy we are while not contributing anything substantial, like a bunch of losers?”
>Nick puts his sunglasses back on
“Well, Carrots, if it's any consolation, maybe the perp is also stuck in an elevator too.”
“Right, sure. And it's gonna be hard getting comfy anyway—this elevator is a flippin' sauna.”
>Judy's correct. By now the AC has long shut off. The fact that the hotel is situated in the heart of the Savanah only serves to compound the issue.
“Hmm. I was wondering who was going to complain about the heat first. Figures it would be you, with that fast bunny metabolism.” Nick says wryly.
>Judy laughs. They both continue to pant.
3/13
>>4022776
I get it
It's not funny, but I get it
4/13
>>4022799
>>4022812
How about another
Knock knock
>>4022805
6/14
>Judy speaks up: “You know, we're probably making the elevator just a bit hotter with each breath.”
>Nick fixes his gaze at her, his sunglasses reflecting back Judy's own grinning face
“So you're saying it would be to my advantage to strangle you now, right now?” Nick asks, smiling.
“Please. Who's to say I wouldn't strangle you first?” Judy replies.
“You couldn't get me if you tried, sweetheart.” He responds, enjoying the banter.
“Oh yeah? That tie of yours would make it pretty easy. Wrap it around your neck and boom! Light's out.”
“Not if I end up using my tie first.”
“To do what?”
“To hang myself”. He smirks.
“And why would you do that?”
“To get away from you, obviously.”
“Ha! I can't be that bad.”
“You'd be surprised. Speaking of ties, would you mind?” Nick loosens his tie and unbuttons his shirt.
“That's a uniform violation!” Judy gasps, feigning shock.
“Oh no!” Nick waggles his claws. He proceeds to unbutton his shirt entirely, revealing his sleek chest, now matted with sweat.
>Judy involuntarily blushes.
“Uh, N-Nick, uh, um..” she stutters.
“Relax, Carrots. It's hot in here, and my fur's thicker than yours. I don't know how I'm gonna die, but it's not going to be by heat stroke.”
>Judy laughs nervously, and struggles to avert her eyes
“Haha, uh, there's no need to impress anyone Nick...”
>Nick turns sharply. “Impress? Don't flatter yourself, Carrots. If you wanna pop off that bulletproof vest of yours, be my guest.”
>Judy squirms a bit
>Nick sniffs
“I'm good.”
5/13
6/13
>>4022841
7/14
>Minutes pass
>Judy fans herself with ears
>Nick is sprawled out on the floor, panting, his tongue lolling about
>Judy removes her vest and places it on the floor
>Both are sweating profusely
>Judy's nose twitches
>She smells...something...in the air
>She glances at Nick: his chest barred and pumping with each breath, fresh beads of sweat glinting on his fur
>She bites her lip as her eyes widen
>She begins to pace back and forth
“You're just gonna make yourself hotter. Might as well lay down.” Nick rasps out.
>Judy's startled by the sudden sound; she laughs nervously
“Ha, yeah, good point.”
>Judy lies on the carpet of the elevator, which is slightly cooler than the air above.
>Nick sniffs; the sunglasses obscure his glances towards Judy, who is now lying right beside him
>Judy's nose is twitching so quickly, it looks less like twitching and more like vibrating
>The tight elevator's hot air is filled with a scent Judy can only vaguely recognize
>She had smelled it before, but only in brief flashes
>Now it's strong and concentrated
>It's thick and musky, like sweat, but less pungent...and not at all unpleasant
>It's primal, it's intimidating, and it's a bit sexy...
>It's Nick
>She salivates and rolls towards her partner
“...Nick...I...uh”
“What's that, Carrots?” he says absent mindedly. Come to think of it, he's been sniffing a lot too
7/13
>>4022686
Alright, cool, glad to help out a fellow write-dude.
8/13
>>4022838
Banana!
>>4022774
Bore already came to the rescue. Someone also did a little follow-up where Judy is actually giddy about this, but I didn't save it.
9/13
>>4022875
8/14
“Uh...Nick...I...
>For a moment she thinks she sees a puff of steam blow across his chest
>Judy shuts her eyes as tight as possible, but still the musky scent penetrates her quivering nostrils
“Uh...I need you...”
>It's at this point that Judy notices the hatch on the ceiling of the elevator
“I NEED YOUR HELP!” She shouts awkwardly, pointing at the hatch
>Nick starts and looks in the direction of her finger
“The hatch?” He says slowly, skeptically, “Carrots, the fire department is on their way, and the perp is long gone. Let's just sit tight, ok?”
“I'm not trying to escape, Nick! We can get some airflow!” she exclaims.
“Yeah. Airflow. The air in here is a bit...uh...” He scratches his neck and sniffs.
“...stuffy. Very, very stuffy.” Judy completes his sentence.
>They both stare at the hatch.
“It's too high up. Will you lift me?” Judy asks.
“Sure thing.”
>Nick crouches and interlaces his claws.
>Judy steps on with both feet
>Nick hoists Judy onto his practically non-existant shoulders
>Judy reaches for the lever on the hatch
>Nick glances up to check her progress
>He can't help but notice that his snout is mere inches from her straining, flexing backside
>Nick sniffs
>>4022886
Thanks again man. I think I'm near a break through with this.
>>4022838
Come in.
10/13
>>4022897
Ivor
11/13
>>4022909
9/14
>Judy's white little tale reflexively shivers as Nick's nose lightly grazes her bottom
>Nick breathes in deeply; the scent he had been smelling for hours now coursed directly through his nose
>It was earthy and wet; something he'd smelled before on others, but also distinctly Judy's
>Come to think of it, was that a small stain on Judy's crotch?...
“Darn it!”
>Nick snaps out of his reverie
“The lever is stuck. This thing isn't budging.”
>Nick only now notices that he is obviously, hopelessly erect
>With one paw he scrambles to pin his erection behind his wasteband
>With the other he helps to set Judy down
>Nick quickly sits down, hiding his erection
>Neither make eye contact
>Minutes pass
>Both try to avoid breathing deeply, instead taking quick, shallow breaths
>Nick squirms
“Alright. I have to piss.”
>huh.jpg
“What? Here? Now? Here??” Judy scrambles
“Yes, here. It's been hours, and that chase didn't help.”
>Judy still looks shocked
“Christ; I'm not gonna piss on the carpet, Carrots!” Nick cries, exasperated.
>He ambles over to the elevator door and presses the “Door Open” button
>The doors peel back, revealing a bare concrete wall
“You may want to turn away.”
12/13
>>4022900
13/13
The End.
>>4022926
Ivor who?
>>4022975
Ivor you let me in or I'm kicking down this door!
>>4022940
thanks man!
>>4022942
10/14
>Judy turns her head but cannot stop herself from peeking and glancing
>Nick stands with a wide-legged stance, one hand at his groin, the other continuously holding the “Door Open” button
>Mere seconds pass, and Nick zips up, and sits back down, allowing the doors to close
“That's it?” Says Judy
“What?” Nick replies, clearly confused.
“That only took a few seconds. Why was that so hard to hold? I've been with you on stakeouts, I know you can hold more for longer.”
>Nick looks incredulous. “Who the hell are you, the pee pee police?”
“Nick, you were peeing for like only two seconds!
>Judy screws up her face, thinking
“...you weren't peeing, were you?...you were..marking?” she says, discovering her words as she says them.
>Nick stares
“Marking? Marking?! What, just because I'm a pred, I have to go marking my territory everywhere, huh?! He says, outraged.
“Don't pull the pred card on me, Nick!”
“Ok, so what if I was? I've been in this goddamned death chamber for two hours, with the most unhelpful hotel staff I've ever encountered...I might as well mark that it's mine!” he growls.
“Nick...”
“I'm SO sorry that the most fundamental aspects of my instincts just happen to make prey uncomfortable! Hell, you should be glad that I didn't go and mark you!”
>>4022820
>Shipper being mad
>>4022989
Who else here misses J?
>>4022989
That is THE stupidest joke I've ever heard!
>>4022992
11/14
>Nick gasps and clamps both claws to his snout, but it's too late to block what he's said
>Several seconds of silence crawl by
“Mark...me...so what, am I your...t-territory...Nick?” Judy says timidly
>Both are silent
>Nick looks away
“I'm sorry, ok? It's hard. We're both exhausted, and stressed, and cramped, and it's hot as hell in here, and then there's the smell—“
“You smell it too?!” Judy bursts.
>They both blush, almost simultaneously
>Nick is shirtless, his fur is soaked with sweating
>Judy's is vestless, and the skin-tight fabric of her uniform clings even tighter to her sweaty body
>They stare at each other with an intensity that evades written description
“Nick...I wouldn't mind if you...uh...marked me with your...uh...scent...” She stammered and trailed off.
>...
>Both leap into another's arms
>Nick locks his snout with Judy's
>Her tongue traces over his teeth, his fangs
>Her moans turn to shrieking cries as his claws tear into her uniform
>Nick is about as close to going savage as one can possibly go
>He snarls and growls as his snout traces over her body, greedily inhaling her scent
>His angular tongue slips from his maw and strokes the contours of her half-clothed body
>Judy presses her face into his fur and inhales as though coming to the surface after a long dive
>Her tiny paws work into his fur, and she feels their bodies exchange musk
>Nick pushes her to the floor and unbuckles his pants, allowing them to drop
>Judy gasps at his alien biology; she'd never seen a fox naked, though she'd been tempted to look it up a few times before on her phone
>>4022965
source?
>>4022711
>"Pseudo...penis..."
>hearing the words made Becca whimper in pain
>Molly ignored the hyena's agony
>she tenderly wiped the blood off of Desmond's penis with the bed's sheet
>the sensation roused the jaguar and made his eyes slowly focus again
>"Pseudo...peeeennii...wha? M-Molly? What happened...?"
>"Shhshhshhh, it's okay. You're okay now."
>Molly picked Desmond up and brought him up to eye level
>with one deft move she planted a deep, wet kiss on his lips
>her tongue wrapped around his and gently probed down his throat
>Becca watched the bulge in Desmond's throat grow and shrink with impotent rage
>Molly met Becca's eye and smirked
>"Molly...what was that for...?"
>"Shh, my love. Everything is going to be fine."
>she glanced down at Desmond's crotch and gasped in mock surprise
>"Desmond! You penis is FLITHY!"
>the jaguar just stared at her in confusion as she started carrying him towards the door
>"Let's go home, Honey. I'll clean it for you. Vigorously."
And that's how Becca got cucked while trying to cuck.
>>4022942
The open door button doesn't open the door if you're half way through.
>>4023026
here the stupdts jok there is : u
>>4022973
source of comic?
>>4023018
He caused problems. While he didn't do anything malicious, every time he posted a shitstorm would begin over his namefagging.
The problem was he couldn't recognize that his presence derailed threads, and refused to stop namefagging, so we had to put him down.
>>4023044
This thread.
>>4023062
>>4023026
So, it's a Nick/Dad joke?
>>4023039
12/14
>Nick pounces and pins her to the ground
>She squirms and moans as he tears off her spandex leggings
>sweat drips from his taut and wiry muscles, falling on her naked, sensitive form
>Both are now beyond soaked; a puddle forms on the cheap polyester carpet
>Judy moans as Nick flips her over; her rump exposed and saturated with juices, her tail lifted as high as she could pull it
>She could barely manage to say his name; Nick didn't even bother to try to speak: he growled in her ear as his claws raked her tight behind
>Nick pulled back his head, and rammed his snout down her crack
>She cried out as his long, pointed tongue slide up and down her slit, stopping only to tease her clit
>Nick inhaled the scent of her pussy, his nose dripping with juices
>Nick grabs her ears and forces her head into the wet stain forming beneath them; both their scents intermingle in a spicy boil
>She thrusts her ass out further, and Nick takes this as a sign to plunge his tongue deep inside her
>Judy's scream is muffled by the carpet; while her mouth is open, she takes an opportunity to lick the moisture off the fabric, relishing it's taste and smell
>Nick's tongue probes every inch of her pussy, while his nose is pinned between her tail and her anus
>He inhales deeply and picks up on the sweat and pussy juice that's stained there
>Nick pulls out his tongue and licks the entirety of her crack, from her slit, to her tiny pucker, to her bushy tale, all the way to her lower back
“Please...Nick, fuck me, please...”
>He flips her over and stares into her tear-brimming eyes, as his tongue hangs limply from his mouth, dripping saliva and sweat and cum
>>4023000
Hey McHorn, wanna hear a joke?
>>4023026
I could say the same about you Gideon
>>4023047
>Being that insecure
>>4023088
13/14
>Judy shivers in ecstasy as Nick bends back and lines up his erect dick with her swollen, blushing pussy
>His claws dig into her shoulders as adjusts his knees, preparing to thrust
>He bends down one last time so that his barred teeth are inches from her face; his eyes narrowed
“You're mine.”
>With that, he rams his knot into her waiting, dripping pussy
>Judy's scream almost blocked out the sound of the elevator door opening
>But it didn't block out the reactions of the fire-fighters
>>4023108
cuck
>>4023070
http://charlenesketch.tumblr.com/
>Thinking that after a few days you could write something more.
>Just at home listening to Ozzy Osbourne and being depressed as fuck again.
>Can't even think of funny things to post in thread or talk about.
Who else is /Zoopressed/ tonight?
>>4023112
14/14
Epilogue
>Judy and Nick enter Chief Bogo's office; they look almost as sheepish as the sheep that walked them in
>They pull up their chairs as Chief Bogo massages his temples
“Unfortunately for all of us, I've been forced to review the written testimonies of the fire fighters that saved you. I've also had to watch the footage taken from the security camera.”
“Security camera?!” Both say simultaneously.
>Chief Bogo groans
“These statements...'knot deep'...'literal puddles of'...'like wild animals'...'claw marks'....disgusting.”
>Judy and Nick sit ram rod straight, both avert Bogo's eyes, and both are blushing madly
“Listen, the whole department knows about your little...tryst—“ he began
“What? How? The whole department?!” Judy exclaimed.
“You don't need to have a wolf's nose to smell the way you two act . That's why we had to give you separate cubicles.”
>Nick groans; Judy holds her head in her paws
“Because Nick called in backup, the perp was caught only a few blocks away. And you couldn't help having your elevator get stuck. But for God's sake, have some decorum; some respect for yourselves. You're both suspended: one week without pay.” he said, sternly.
“What? Why?” Nick cried.
“That's to pay for the new carpet. And for the costs of ventilating the entire hotel. Sound expensive? Don't worry, it is: you can expect plenty of deductions from your paycheck in the coming weeks.”
>Both Nick and Judy visibly cringe
“Now: get out of my office.”
>The duo head towards the door, ears and tails dragging
“Oh? And my unofficial recommendation? Use your suspension wisely.”
>Nick and Judy stare, confused
“Get a fucking room and sort yourselves out.”
>The door slams shut
Fin
That's it. Was this any good? Anything I could improve or change or whatever? Thanks for reading!
>>4022459
well fuck
kinda defeats the purpose now doesn't it
>>4023120
>He can't enjoy a fan comic because of the lack of MUH OTP
>>4023039
>tension shatters in an instant as they jump each other
YES
>>4023145
Not so much depressed, but beating myself up for not doing anything productive today.
>>4022965
>>4022900
Yo, I got the greentext.
>>4023149
To be fair, Becca doesn't have them, and she's not accurate anyway, so this'll be a nice surprise for her.
... This thread has had me reading up on animal genitalia and reproduction far more than I would have expected.
>>4023095
So what do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
>>4023147
That was great. A little cliche and predictable with the ending. People stuck in an elevator, rescued at an impromptu time. Pretty obvious. The actual sex was a little terse considering the build up.
But I love scent stuff.
>>4023147
Fabulous work anon. You should pastebin this as well!
>>4023207
A hippie with aids
>>4022459
Poor Sunny.
>>4023145
Well, fortunately the meds help me stay level. But otherwise, yeah I'd be a wreck.
>>4023053
in zootopia it does
>>4023234
No barbs here.
Since Becca managed to fuck everyone without anyone feeling pain, we can assume that Zootopia hyenas don't have spines.
>>4023233
A trip without kids!
>>4023283
Alright, I chortled
>>4023184
I wanna see more Crossdressing-Nick and dominating Judy.
Wasn't there a fic about them going to a bar, men dressed as women, and Judy as a guy? And she was totally gonna fuck his ass that night, or something?
I just remember something about Nick being a hot "girl."
>>4023277
How about we don't base lore around becca.
>>4023184
>Nick nervously eating while he's covered in his own cum
Yes, please. Fuckin' saved.
>>4022371
I hope Bore is feeling better.
>>4023234
Doesn't look like he minds.
>>4023294
It was a lame fic about nick and some of the others going in drag to a bar for free drinks.
>>4023308
But if we do, Zeke doesn't have any spines either.
>>4023283
Not bad, Judy.
>Shippers exist because they can't find true love IRL
Discuss.
>>4023147
Cap or link?
>>4023351
Yes.
I can't empathize at all IRL so I at least try to write/draw about fictional characters so I can feel affection for something.
>>4023318
I try to write a silly story about being nick, get nothing, i write a greentext for lewd and everyone loses their mind.
>>4023351
It's called hopeless romanticism. It leads to waifuism, too.
>>4023277
To be fair, the spines are at the base of the glans, much like humans, rather than alone the shaft like a cat.
>>4023351
Shipper exist because their is a strong evolutionary drive for social animals to encourage relationships between people we see as compatible. The strength of the village is rooted in the strength of the families within it.
>>4023320
Could very well be his fetish.
>>4023291
>>4023343
Alright friends, how about another?
What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
>>4023448
What the fuck is a peeping tom?
>>4022973
NOW KISS
>>4023330
I'll take that risk. Fuck that donut steel.
>>4023467
Someone who pervs on people through the window
>>4023277
do you think becca is canon or something
>>4023448
Well that was a quick recovery
>>4023476
>Rare Judy
>>4023130
>http://charlenesketch.tumblr.com/
Thanks
>>4023448
One snatches watches and the other watches snatches?
>>4023467
>>4023486
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
>>4023517
You nearly had it anon, give yourself a pat on the back for putting the clues together
>>4023232
So comfy.
>>4023496
Vintage Nick
This is Hell AU Anon!
I'm up to 1630 words on the third chapter, but gonna take a break for the rest of the night. Got work in 10 hours, and gotta get up in 8. I'll finish and edit it tomorrow, so expect it tomorrow night.
Hopefully Comic Anon can help out, and it'll be as good as the last two chapters.
>>4023567
Forgot the >
>>4023533
You'll have to wait until pastebin anon gets on and ask him. He's the one who manages it.
>>4023579
Look forward to it
Gnight anon
>>4023184
>>4023384
that fucking feel
>>4023476
>not Hare Judy
>>4023351
Yes. I project what I see would be an amazing love life onto fictional characters.
bunny boobs
bunoobs
Hey /ztg/, who wants a riddle?
>>4023704
bunny boo boo
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718018
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718018
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718018
Very important poll.
>>4023704
This is a fucking abomination. Her tits look like beanbags. The dude's ballsack looks like a baseball.
What the fuck, man.
>>4023704
BUNNY TITFUCK BUNNY TITFUCK
IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT
>>4023741
Riddle me, Nick!
>>4023565
I shouldn't be drawing tired. My doodles go to shit.
IMPORTANT POLL DECIDING IF THIS COMMUNITY IS SHIT OR NOT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718034
>>4023806
Its still super comfy.
But get some rest, buddy.
>>4023793
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
>>4023814
>that poll
>>4023641
Oops, my hand slipped.
>>4023847
A shadow?
>>4023847
That's easy, a shadow!
>>4023858
Sexy Sadie, Birthday, Dear Prudence, I Will and Yer Blues in stereo? eh.
In mono it all comes alive. It's no question.
The only thing the stereo mix does better is Helter Skelter. I still miss hearing about Ringo's blisters.
>>4023847
Shit
>>4023861
I see Judy being into Roleplay at the point where she plays her persona that is Jack Savage.
Post Judy in a dress.
If the sequel (>implying) doesnt have Judy in a dress I will throw an autistic fit.
So this is a thing
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12043920/1/Judy-s-terrible-sexual-molestation-experience
I have no idea what to even make of this fucking thing.
>>4023874
>>4023881
Well look at you junior detective!
Okay, so how about another!
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
Since this thread is all about spotted hyenas, I thought I would do a bullshit Zootopia history thing on Hyena.
Princess Nyusaba al-Hyenzwar (And eventually Sultaness) was considered one of the most competent Islamic warriors and commanders of her era. Large even for a hyena woman, Nyusaba was reportedly skilled with a blade, and an enthusiastic warrior. She proved herself against the Ottermans in multiple border conflicts, but her greatest victories are said to be in repulsing the crusaders or Pope Ermine II in their bid for Eweusalem. It was reposrted in that battle she faced the chivalry forces of Prance, and even survived a duel with Rogier D'Lapin
Spotted Hyena were a constant thorn in the side of other middle-eastern states, along with Christian cultures that bordered their territory. It was written in Constoatanople that the marauding bands of warrior hyena were "An affront to God and right thinking mammals". This reputation was not helped by their almost unique biology, and arrogant customs. Negotiations would frequently break down with Hyena nations along either religious lines, or sex lines. Even against other Islamic cultures, the spotted hyena sects could be, and sometimes were, considered heretical by other cultures of the region.
From this, some scholars have surmised that perhaps because of these differences and aggressive behaviors, that modern Zootopia still presents a somewhat negative portrayal of Hyena in its media.
>>4022055
>>4023944
alt text
>>4023847
>>4023923
>Judy-s-terrible-sexual-molestation-experience
Oh boy.
>>4023925
Fire?
>>4023806
Your "shitty" art is better than many people's best.
>>4023925
Hmm... not air... not helium...
So if it isn't a thing... its a hole! You can see a hole!!!
>>4023973
Honestly the first chapter is full of WTF and the molestation hasn't even happened yet
Im kinda convinced its a troll fic
>>4023351
I'm a shipper and I have a gf
>>4024005
But you are not happy with her, don't you?
>>4023987
Correct! How about we raise the difficulty a bit?
I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
>>4023923
Reminds me of this.
>>4023925
light
>>4023050
well done.
>>4024005
You just want to see bun take Dox Fick cause your own sex life is inadequate.
>>4024036
I'm going to go with the usual answers, see what sticks. Time? Wind? a Shadow? Hope?
>>4024036
Tomorrow?
>>4024036
Air?
>>4024039
Fuck, I think I was the one who found this when it went up
That was also an experience
>>4024036
The future?
>>4024077
Good googling skills my frond
>>4023925
Even I knew it as a hole as I was reading it.
Cum on nik stteppitup!!!
>>4024077
>>4024107
We sure do have some smart cookies here in this thread! Okay, so here is a tricky one!
Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
>>4023963
>He decides to fuck "Jack"
>Notices "he" is a "she"
>Fucks her anyway
>Decides to hook up with her every now and then behind Judy's back
>Never figures out that it's Judy
>>4024036
...Shit... that is harder.
Okay... never was, always to be... No one ever saw me, nor ever will...
Well, its definitely a concept...
Oh man, so its the conidence of all to live and breath on earth... Well... what do we waaaaant... but never see, never will...
I mean, never was, but always to be, that makes me think its tomorrow, because its time, but we do see tomorrow... unless its, like, always shifting? Your tomorrow is just another today?
Okay, I'm going with tomorrow.
>>4024115
I heard a similar riddle in a movie lol.
God's of Egypt. Sphinx scene.
>>4021073
honestly, i'd be more afraid that i couldn't tell the banshee wails of joy from the banshee wails of pain and panic than anything else really.
>>4024118
I know the answer... Should I let people guess?
>>4023934
These puns are strong, Labjer. You have a talent.
Nyusaba looks fucking badass as well.
>>4024118
They're fish and they died from asphyxiation because their bowl fell over.
>>4024174
I second this.
>>4024148
They have a cooing sound they make when they're lonely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPg6SN_-GpA
Maybe they have other sounds to signify distress.
>>4024118
Batman?
>>4024149
Yes
>>4024149
>>4024174
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.
>>4024052
Thank you.
HEY MA
LOOKIE HERE
>>4024213
I got a riddle for you.
A cabin is found at the base of a mountain. Everyone inside is dead. How did they die?
>>4024243
A mountain fell on them
>>4024243
Landslide
ez
>>4023806
WAIT
Are you Zooiji or something? I can't remember the name.
Are you a regular on here now? TELL ME YOU'RE A REGULAR.
>>4024258
>>4024265
>>4024279
Wrong.
I just installed Appchan x, and
aaah I'm not sure if I like this.
>>4024243
The cabin was originally at the summit and fell down
>>4024285
So far, but it's only been a day. Like it here well enough, though, so I'm not planning on wandering.
>>4020759
>>4024291
The cabin is actually the cabin of a car that crashed into the mountain
if we're doing riddles, I've got two thinking puzzles. First:
Three men take seats at a bar.
The bartender asks, "do all three of you want drinks?"
The first man say "I do not know"
The second man says "I do not know"
The third man answers "yes"
why?
>>4022055
>This was the third time Nick had been on the brink of catching Jack Savage.
>This was the last time, too, because just as Jack was about to round a corner, Nick pounced.
>Claws raked the rabbit's back and sides, and he skidded across the rough ground- hard.
>Tumbling end-over-end, Nick and Jack came to a stop.
>Nick was quick to recover- quicker than Jack, apparently.
>Approaching the still rabbit, Nick noticed small streaks of blood where they tumbled, and saw small spots of red mare the bunnie's hide.
>But he finally caught the bastard, and that was what mattered.
>With a triumphant smile, he called out, "Judy, I got Jack Savage! Get over here," and he waited for a response.
>A few seconds, no response, so he called again, "Judy?"
>Still no response.
>He pulled out his phone, and called her number- protocol slipping his mind at the moment.
>It went directly to voice mail.
>Judy always had her phone on.
>In a moment of panick, as Jack began to stir, Nick was on him- forcing his knee in to Jack's back.
>He heard a falsetto groan- strange, coming from a male rabbit.
>That's when the smell hit him- he had Judy's smell on him.
>And Judy wasn't around.
>Then it clicked.
>Jack had something to do with Judy's strange disapearance.
>Handcuffing Jack by the back, Nick flipped him over, quickly looked over the damage.
>Black eye, bloody lip, scratched along his right side- face, hands, apparently his shoulder was bleeding enough to show through the fabric.
>His eyes were unfocused, and his breathing haggared.
>But he knew had something to do with Judy's disappearance.
>Nick gave him a slap across the face to wake him up, and that apparently did just the trick.
>Donning the commanding voice he'd gained over months of policing, spoke to Jack,
>"Savage, I can smell my partner on you- and she just happens to be missing. Tell me where she is, and you might not lose too much blood."
>Jack's unfocused gaze found Nick for a moment, then drifted around.
>>4024243
Everyone tried to take the knot.
>>4024291
The cabin was inhabited by a cult. They all committed ritualistic suicide
>>4024331
the first two are tards and the third is their handler
>>4024243
The cabin is the cabin of an aircraft
The aircraft collided with the mountain, causing its fuselage to shatter, the cabin then rolled down the mountain with the pilots still inside, who were dead by the time it came to a stop at the base of the mountain.
Or it could be the cabin of a helicopter that was used to bring skiers to the top of the mountain (presuming its snowy) The pilot got too close to the snow, the rear tail motor smashed into the snow and it sent the helicopter spiraling down the slop, tearing off the rotors and tail until it was only the cabin that remained.
The pilot and passengers were dead by the time the cabin reached the base of the mountain
>>4024337
>Nick beats the shit out of Jack trying to get him to confess
god dammit this is morbidly hilarious
>>4024316
>>4024367
Good job, anon.
>>4024367
It could also be an avalanche that has since melted.
>>4024314
>I've only been here a day
>actually thinking you'll ever leave
No one leaves here. Ever.
>>4024384
But which one bun????
I got one for you guys.
There are 3 men on a boat with 4 cigarettes between them. They have no matches or other ways of lighting them, but they manage to have a smoke anyway. How?
>>4024420
The smoke each others poles.
I need more piggies.
>>4024420
One cigarette was already lit
>>4024420
BECAUSE WHEN THEY THREW ONE OVERBOARD
THE WHOLE BOAT BECAME A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
>>4024445
>>4024331
Somehow the three choices were coupled. Something like "Only one of us is going to get a drink". The first two saying I don't know meant the last guy was certain.
>>4024453
holy fucking shit
>>4020957
>>4024461
>>4024453
Ozzy wins!
>>4024453
Thats clever.
>>4024358
The first man knew he wanted a drink, but wasn't sure about the other two
The second man knew the first man must want a drink since he didn't say no, but wasn't sure about the third
The third knew that the first two must want drinks since neither answered no, so all three must want drinks and could confidently answer yes.
>>4024468
corect
>>4024391
Guess I should settle in, then <3
>>4024381
I wish we got to see Judy's collection of plushies. I want to see Judy's suitcase full of nothing but the toys. I want to see Nick teasing her about them.
>>4024479
>No one protected that smile.
>>4023806
Sign your damn work.
hey dudes, gonna be streaming the Dofus movie in about 15 min
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
I'll draw till then, and post again when I'm about to start
>>4024517
That is a good suggestion. Should do that at some point.
Excuse the poor art.
Four men, labeled A, B, C, D are buried up to their necks in sand. They are each wearing a hat, either black or white. They can see the hats of the men in front of them, but cannot turn around or see their own hats. Man A is hidden behind a wall. The men know there are two black hats and two white hats.
No one is allowed to speak. Should any of them utter a word besides the color of the hat they are wearing, all four will die. Should any of them speak the color of their own hat, all four will be set free. One man speaks the correct color of his hat.
Who speaks, and how did he know?
>>4021073
Even the dog is like "wtf is this guy's problem?"
>>4024331
It's a joke about the law of conjunction in logic. The 3 men parse the question as "Is it true that all three of you will answer 'Yes'?" If any one of them did not want a drink, then they could safely answer no. Any one of them no wanting a drink makes the conjunction yes^yes^yes false. So, by answering "I don't know," they indicate that they do want a drink.
>>4024547
D can see B and C and can find out the pattern
>>4024547
silly anon, humans dont exist
>>4024539
It is not a suggestion.
It is a demand,
>>4024197
>Guy uploaded a video recently on how to raise one
It's actually a pretty neat watch.
>>4024589
>>4024539
>>4021217
Must be those inferior Savage genes.
>>4024547
C speaks.
A can't speak because he can't know shit.
B likewise can't know shit.
C sees the guy in front of him, but that's not enough to make a conclusion. So he can't answer either.
D can see two hats -- one of each color. That means there's still one black hat and one white hat, and he could be either one. So he too has no fucking idea.
BUT
THEN
C realizes that D has not spoken up.
If B and C both had black hats, D would know he was himself wearing a white hat, and would speak up.
Because he DIDN'T speak up, C realizes this. That is, C realizes D cannot make a conclusion based on what he sees. Which means C realizes that D can see one of each color.
Which means C is not wearing the same color as the man in front of him.
Since B is wearing black, that means C must be wearing white.
So C announces he is wearing white.
First time posting on 4chan. I noticed all the chatter about Swinton lately - is this a bad time to introduce my Zootopia mayor OC? I made her back in March after seeing the movie. Her name is Mayor Canidae. I made campaign posters, and I've got backstory and (commissioned) art if you guys are interested.
yes and lewds
I said I wanted a fic on my desk by 7pm yesterday.
Its past 9pm now.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
>>4020759
Why is it the only thing i can see is tiny tina doing that
>>4024527
>streaming
>On a sunday
>At midnight
NEET detected. Some of us have work to go to in the morning.
>>4024640
>Two chubby, lewd older women running against each other for Mayor
>One is predator, one is prey
I'd say this is actually fantastic
>>4024654
it's only 9 on the west coast, and I work nights
just don't sleep nerd
Alright, Gideonfag request anon, wherever you are...
Drawing is half done...
>>4024630
Correct! I like to kill time fucking with my friends with this one, and I have to say your answer has been by far the most concise and hilarious
>A can's speak because he can't know shit
>B likewise can't know shit
gave me a solid giggle
>>4024673
Oh go sink into the ocean, will you?
>>4024640
Is she as fat as she looks?
>>4024640
I'd fuck that plump wolf.
>>4024647
hey VRagebun
what's your lineup looking like these days?
>>4024640
>human-style hair in a non-fur color
Only issue I have.
>>4024719
Not them, but
It is canon, if definitely a weird thing. Priscilla (Flash's female sloth coworker) obviously has it dyed that way. There's also a beaver in the mobile game, but
>Mobile game
>>4024718
Spent today doing text edits for people. Still have all the discord workshops stuff going on.
Blind read through schedule is: Gideon VS Tiger Corp, then Hot and Cold chapters 3 and 4, then... I'm free!
Audiobook schedule is Stoutwell, plus Water under the Bridge!
>>4024748
Also the pig lady at the DMV had hair too.
>>4024640
Not really diggin' the hair, partly because human hair on animals is a no-no in my book and partly because it gives me a pretty distinct tumblrina vibe.
Other than that I'm on board with >>4024669
So, haven't been in these threads for a while, any extra deleted scenes come to life after the initial bluray release?
>>4024772
*light
>>4024772
Wasnt there something you could download from the disney website?
>>4024764
Yeah. So, absolutely not mainstream, but... It's a thing.
>>4024689
>>4024695
>>4024719
>>4024748
She is thicc yes.
>>4024686
good idea, but it's kind of late for that rn
>>4024719
>human-style hair in a non-fur color
you mean just like Swinton?
>>4024765
Same. I can accept it as plausible in the setting, but I personally think animals should have fur and not haair.
>>4024825
Easy way to lampshade it is to show that it's a wig or some shit
>>4021748
The tables can be turned.
>>4024804
My only real problem with her (other than the cute hair bun being some weird japanese double-bun bullshit) is that she has a fat face. Really exaggeraed chubby cheeks and a double chin. Kinda loses the appeal, but that's just me.
Also I'm trying to imagine what possible way her skeleton could fit that built and coming up short. Her legs don't make much sense but I guess that's what happens when you go for extreme hips.
>>4024813
It's a complaint in both cases with legs, but it's still a minor thing overall.
This feels to me like how I'll pick apart mistakes in the first two Terminator movies. They're still fantastic, even if there's like stuff like "How old is John Connor again?"
>>4024813
>implying pigs aren't covered in light-colored peach fuzz
>>4024853
but anon
thicc is what's really important.
>>4024684
I'm here and it looks so sweet!
>>4024853
Better?
Yes I realize the hair is a point of contention, hahaha.
>>4024880
yeah but
something about the way the legs are portrayed here
>>4024887glad you like it buddy.. sorry it's taking so long, being extremely lazy today...
Also, sorry it's not as good as some of my others.... only my 2nd time drawing gideon
>>4024941
Don't worry about that :)
your Gideons look really cute!
>>4024760
>>4024647
Late fic...
That's a paddlin'...
>>4024965
ITS NOT THAT SEVERE!
>>4024913
So
'bout them lewds
>>4024913
That's quite a bit better, yeah.
I know she's supposed to be wearing lipstick (how does lipstick even work on animals, anyway?) but in that pic it looks like she's sticking her tongue out just a little bit and now that I've seen it I can't see the lipstick again. I'd call it an improvement but that's just me.
>>4024527
STARTING DOFUS STREAM NOW
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
BE THERE
>>4024760
Dang, how do you maintain that kind of turnaround and work full time? I need to step things up w/r/t discipline. How do you structure your non-work creative time?
If you want to abdicate your coming freedom, I'd love to slide a lil ol thing I'm working on your way. I'm especially concerned with elevating my overall prose, since I feel it can get a bit repetitive.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7132508/chapters/16195550
now i have to go practice sleeping
bless you bun
>>4024981
ARTFAGS
VRbit BONDAGE PORN WHEN
>>4025014
VRbit tying up another bun author and smacking them for not getting their fic done on time when
>>4023363
>>4023147
Sorry I'm late. Was dying a lot in Insurgency.
>>4025014
When BB gets back.
>>4025014
When SashaAnnalise becomes as popular as WildeHopps. So never
>>4025039
Seriously, copy and paste this into a pastebin instead. It'll be much easier to read and archive.
>>4025061
What?
Who touch Sasha?
WHO TOUCH MY ANON
>>4025039
Archive the Becca/Molly cuckwar?
>>4025014
how would that work ? he is using his headset and got tangled with the cables ?
>>4024981
please no
I'll finish it tomorrow I swear
>>4025082
Annalise does, well it was the other way around
>>4024999
Wolves have space for lipstick.
Mayor Canidae comes from old money, so she's too rich to be corrupt... One hopes.
>>4025011
I can definitely take a look at this!
You sleep tight, bunner!
>>4025014
>>4025028
>>4025053
Oh my goodness
>>4025112
Keep your head down, or else it'll be you in those pics!
>>4025149
>Keep your head down, or else it'll be you in those pics!
I mean, I am who you were calling out.
>>4025066
I'm a Capper, not a pastebin-r.
I cap because I read at night, and the green on dark grey is easier on my eyes. Figure it would be easier on other peoples' eyes too.
>>4025091
I hate cucking, but fine.
Can't deny a request.
>>4025142
Oh, I'd say they do.
Wolves always have room for lupine lipstick, if you feel me. You feel me?
>>4025174
>>4025205
Oooh, I didn't have that pic.
I need to go on an autistic hunt for SavageHopps pics.
>>4025219
e621
>>4025175
But it's not cucking. Becca never had a chance and Molly knew it.
>>4025219
>SavageHopps
sounds like the parks best thrill ride
>>4022973
As far as "just friends" stuff goes, I really like this comic.
>>4025205
>Implying Jack is stronger than Judy
>Implying Judy is not the stronger
>>4025272
source images?
>>4025249
Are Molly and Becca from Pack Street?
I don't follow Weaver's Pack Street.
And I didn't read it either, you mentioned cuck, the posts leading to the greentext have the words cuck.
>>4025272
I like that kind of stuff because it shows why the duo Judy and Nick is great, whatever if it's platonic or romance.
tough year for campaigns
it seems Swinton's not the only one who has some technical issues with ad copy on her posters
>>4025316
I wonder if they use the same agency...
>>4025316
Amzing, you came here and already has weaver art.
>>4025316
Canidae's the right candidate for the job.
>>4025316
OH MY GOD I LOVE IT
Here's one of the campaign posters I made back in March.
>>4025304
Molly is a giraffe married to Desmond, a jaguar.
Becca is Bernielover's shitty hyena OC, and one-note, pseudo-penis cancer.
Neither are Pack Street crew.
>>4025304
Becca is BL's PSEUDOPENIS hyenagirl who fucks everyone. Desmond and Molly are the OC OTP. They're much older than Pack Street.
>>4025341
It's not fair. I had to shitpost for a whole week before I got weaver art.
>>4023147
Good stuff!
>>4025356
nobody knows what inspires the weaver, anon.
but the fact she had an established character (mayor) with art refs probably helped
>>4025351
Pssst
Hey, papparazzo
Where's those juicy scandal shots of the canine mayor?
>>4025175
>>4025249
>Desmond is only cucked by things that aren't actually cucking
>Molly is completely immune from cucking entirely
I like this timeline.
>>4025352
I think I've seen a comic featuring them.
Maybe.
I don't follow the OC trends here, and I typically stay away from them.
But thank you for the explanation.
>>4025408
It's genetic, too.
>>4024337
>After a moment, Jack's eyes refocused on Nick, a look of confusion on his face.
>Nick gave him another slap, and repeated, "Jack, where is Judy Hopps?"
>Jack's eyes scrunched and his brow furrowed, as he gave out a wimper.
>Finally, he spoke- or atleast tried to, "Wh-what- Ni-" as his speech was slurred, and he apparently couldn't complete a sentence.
>Nick looked down in confusion- that wasn't what he'd imagined Jack Savage's voice would sound like.
>His paw reached out, and brought Jack's face forward, and their eyes met for a moment before Jack forced them closed.
>His right iris- half of it was purple he noted- as Jack's eyes opened again- and they were both the cold blue he'd come to know.
>A quivering frown grew on Nick's face, and he suddenly felt pressure behind his eyes.
>In a shaky, concerned voice, he asked, "Judy?"
>The rabbit beneath him winced, and then gave a sigh, before Judy's voice left its mouth, "Yes, Nick,"
>Nick then realized he'd practically mauled the woman he loved.
>In a strangled, hurt voice, he asked, "Why?"
>She tried to shift under him, but winced in pain-
>Letting out a huff, she responded in almost a snippy tone, "Sometimes being a cop doesn't get the right answer- could you get off of me?"
>Nick was confused- he'd followed Judy, the cop- had his life turned around by Judy, the cop- and became a cop- just for her.
>And this was what she did when being a cop didn't cut it- go vigilante?
>Realizing she, Judy, was cuffed and in need of first-aid, he quickly undid her cuffs and guided her to their vehicle.
>Bandaging her up, good enough until they reached a hospital, he came to realize he liked the idea of a vigilante Judy.
>Idly, he remarked, "You know, the black stripes give you a dangerous look, they kinda turn me on,"
>She gave a light chuckle, and responded, "Yeah? Maybe you can give me a few ones one later tonight,"
>A smile crept on his face as they continued on their way.
Not writing anymore smut tonight. Sue me. :v
Does anyone have that reaction image of Judy hopps at the ZMV, with both paws on the counter and just her head peeking up?
I started to draw it as practice, but then my pencil shitted out so I stopped, and now I got new supplies, might as well finish.
>>4025374
you do that?
>>4025430
Kinda wish we had more of their kids.
What were their names again?
>>4025490
i got you senpai
>>4025316
I'm starting to suspect their campaign managers are in fact working together and are actively conspiring to make both candidates look as lewd as possible.
awoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-f14pakMMw
>>4025381
Juicy scandal shots? No I have nothing like th- OH NO WHAT'S HAPPENING? UPLOAD?? HOW DO I STOP THIS?
(this is cropped. The full version has her paired with a canon character. Do you guys want to see?)
>>4025424
Don't worry, they're a happy family.
>>4025521
Michelle and Maxwell. Michelle is a weeb, Maxwell is a brilliant carpenter.
>>4025550
(weird it didn't upload, trying again)
>>4025550
I think you cropped a little too much.
>>4025550
>The full version has her paired with a canon character
It's Gideon, isn't it. She's in love with the pieman.
>>4025565
That's actually kind of cute.
>>4025592
are you just saying that because she's fat?
>>4025565
What a scoop! The press is going to have a field day with this.
>>4025565
Don't show who it is.
Keep it mysterious.
Build anticipation.
>>4025592
Nah its probably Mr Big, absolute scandal!
>What kind of fucking stupid name is Canidae it's like they weren't even trying
>see >>4025565
y'know what I don't even care anymore all is forgiven please continue
>Another commission with Becca
WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE HER SO MUCH? WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING BECCA COMMISSIONS?
>>4025616
Judy.
>>4025581
>Top left pic
>Fortunate Son starts playing in my head
These threads have caused this and I ain't even mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
>>4025494
Yes
>>4025565
This is why Canidae is bound to lose the election.
Her scandals involve her with someone else.
Swinton's scandals are just about her and the public.
The voters like Swinton because they can imagine themselves as being the ones she's accidentally flashing, or making oblivious innuendo to. But with Canidae, she's specifically established with an individual -- the potential becomes the real, and hope is precluded, rather than fostered.
Swinton's got this one in the bag.
>>4025678
Nice! Do another.
>>4025705
>Canidae is a turbovirgin but there is one mammal that can bring her to her knees effortlessly.
Those two facts aren't at odds. If anything being a turbovirgin means it's EASIER to sexually manipulate her, since she's so new and clueless to it all.
Also did you draw these? If so are you a new drawfag to the thread or have you drawn for us before?
>>4025734
Next bread.
>>4025724
They said they commissioned them. Regular furry stuff.
>>4025724
That mammal is... swinton
>>4025650
It ain't him?
>>4025449
>She gave a light chuckle, and responded, "Yeah? Maybe you can give me a few ones one later tonight,"
Ouch
When voting for mayor this year, remember the most important thing:
It's not gay if it's prey.
A vote for Canidae is a vote for butt-stuff.
[geeihopespoilersworkhere]Heh heh, that'll get them to vote for Swinton. Nobody on 4chan is willing to admit that they're gay. Nobody.[/that'llholdthelittlesobs]
>>4025750
This is now canon.
>>4025707
Ok, sure. Thanks
Key /ztg/, ready to wrap up the thread with a joke
>>4025746
We still have something like two other unused Zootopia threads lingering around.
Plus, you forgot to put in the Thematic Thursday vote link.
>>4025787
I have failed forever.
But... But weaver OP. That's what matters.
Right, guys? Right...?
>>4025767
>my wife drew most of what I've posted
So is Canidae supposed to represent her then
Is your wife a hair-dyed overweight tumblr gal
>>4025760
It ain't [spoiler]literally[/nospoiler] me
>>4025798
Just delete it and start it over.
>>4025782
What’s the best part about gardening?
>>4025780
Can't wait!
>>4025819
When you put the hoe back in its place.
>>4025819
Something about dirty hoes.
>>4025296
Not sure, sadly. It was posted here a while back.
Best sheep
>>4025819
Its a calming and relaxing past time?
>>4025844
>>4025819
You put your seed in a hole?
>>4025809
I think OCs tend to be weaker from a story standpoint if they have to represent actual people. Anyway, she's 35 so she's older than the two of us.
>>4025835
>>4025836
>>4025847
Its when you can get down and dirty with your hoes!
>>4025819
you better hurry jokeanon, image limit coming soon
>>4025853
>>4025853
>>4024337
>After a moment, Jack's eyes refocused on Nick, a look of confusion on his face.
>Nick gave him another slap, and repeated, "Jack, where is Judy Hopps?"
>Jack's eyes scrunched and his brow furrowed, as he gave out a wimper.
>Finally, he spoke- or atleast tried to, "Wh-what- Ni-" as his speech was slurred, and he apparently couldn't complete a sentence.
>Nick looked down in confusion- that wasn't what he'd imagined Jack Savage's voice would sound like.
>His paw reached out, and brought Jack's face forward, and their eyes met for a moment before Jack forced them closed.
>His right iris- half of it was purple he noted- as Jack's eyes opened again- and they were both the cold blue he'd come to know.
>A quivering frown grew on Nick's face, and he suddenly felt pressure behind his eyes.
>In a shaky, concerned voice, he asked, "Judy?"
>The rabbit beneath him winced, and then gave a sigh, before Judy's voice left its mouth, "Yes, Nick,"
>Nick then realized he'd practically mauled the woman he loved.
>In a strangled, hurt voice, he asked, "Why?"
>She tried to shift under him, but winced in pain-
>Letting out a huff, she responded in almost a snippy tone, "Sometimes being a cop doesn't get the right answer- could you get off of me?"
>Nick was confused- he'd followed Judy, the cop- had his life turned around by Judy, the cop- and became a cop- just for her.
>And this was what she did when being a cop didn't cut it- go vigilante?
>Realizing she, Judy, was cuffed and in need of first-aid, he quickly undid her cuffs and guided her to their vehicle.
>Bandaging her up, good enough until they reached a hospital, he came to realize he liked the idea of a vigilante Judy.
>Idly, he remarked, "You know, the black stripes give you a dangerous look, they kinda turn me on,"
>She gave a light chuckle, and responded, "Yeah? Maybe you can give me a few white ones later tonight,"
>A smile crept on his face as they continued on their way.
>>4025761
ty, tired, sry
Which one is the new bread?
So, which thread is the ACTUAL new thread?
>>4025898
No better way to top oof the thread, good work anon. So, where are the new threads?
>>4025746
Well this one was posted first.
>>4024124
>NICK I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH ME
>>4026000
Well first one is dead so cringe or tobacco guy.
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE SO BAD AT THIS
WHY DID YOU MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD
DELETE THIS
>>4025995
Fucking mess!
>>4026027
Just ignore the other threads, anon.
This is /trash/. They'll fall off the board.
>>4026051
Wheres gordan ramsey when you need him.
>>4026061
True I suppose, I just don't want us to get to /sug/ levels of multiple thread posting. Sorry for the outburst
I for one prefer new weaves over cringe OP, but it's whatever.
I'll just follow the rest of the anons.
>>4026101
Ya I prefer weaves as well. Pig #1