/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best human Edition
Previous: >>4008073
>Steven’s Summer Adventure begins with Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad on July 18, continuing “every weeknight through the summer”
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0
https://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Peridot
>It's hard not to have feelings for where you came from.
Greg and Rose
>You ever miss your Homeworld?
>No, never.
Thanks Grarl
Okay.
I bet SU can't make me boner.
Favorites in no order:
>Jasper
>Lapis
>YD
>Sardonyx
>Amethyst
Fetishes:
>just post something that doesn't involve Steven and chances are I'll be into it on some level
Best Gem, Best Slut.
Just drew that
>>4015154
Fucking bullshit
>>4015151
When will they fuck?
>>4015201
when steven gets old
>>4015210
But anon
/ss/
>>4015172
No luck (yet), but source?
>>4015210
This old?
>>4015201
Never you fucking pedoshit
how would you improve su
>>4015154
AY YO HOL' UP
YOU BE SAYIN'
WE
>>4015228
More fetish episodes
>>4015224
Don't have it, sorry.
>>4015188
Is there a yellow pearl version of this meme? I need it with her crumpled smile
>>4015228
Make my ships canon
Kill the characters I don't like
Remove my favorite Gem's clothes
>>4015228
Better animation.
>>4015228
a reasonable change? pearl changes outfit, is something for training/fight so she goes barefoot all the time
>>4015240
Just found it. It's by r4drawings. He's a great artist if you don't mind occasional horsecock.
>>4015228
Replace Amethyst's weapon woth sonething else, she only uses the whip on occasion.
Or just make her use it more often.
>>4015224
R4 drawings I think
>>4015224
http://r4drawings.tumblr.com/post/124527060507/but-what-if-amethyst-was-my-bae
Version without penis too, if you're interested in that.
>>4015230
There's not enough combo breaking ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS posts on /pol/ when people post WE
I want Amethyst to whip me
>>4015154
And white of course. Don't forget the most important color.
Here's Amethyst.
Why is Amethyst so ghetto? Is that how Rose raised her?
>>4015101
Ronaldo is always best gem
>>4015228
Better animation
Longer episodes
CONSISTENT SCHEDULE
>>4015323
>CONSISTENT SCHEDULE
THIS
H
I
S
>>4015314
It's just a phase
>>4015314
Interactions with other humans and lack of Homeworld upbringing
>>4015328
I like the spontaneity
>>4015228
Add a new villain in armor that blindly follows orders but doesn't realize he's a fusion experiment because of her armor. There could be an arc where the crystal gems learns what happened not her and Steven tries to tell the new villain, but she doesn't believe it until the season is almost over. In the finale she will realize what happened to her and fights her way to the crystal gems to join them.also make here huge and intimidating.
>>4015314
Yes, as a joke.
>>4015308
>sad amethyst at the end
>>4015345
Have fun watching the finale when it premiers when you're 80
>>4015314
She's pretty destructive by nature so with Rose's kindness she becomes a destructive goofball.
>>4015355
Imagine her not as sad, but as eating something she took from Pearl's room
>>4015357
Aww
Bring the enhancers back! Let Peridot have independence and a feeling of safety (and peace of mind on the others' parts)
>>4015228
Remove Connie.
Remove Steven.
Remove all gay or lesbian couples.
Remove fat gems.
Remove muscular gems.
Remove black or POC coded gems.
Remove all the townies.
Remove characters with long hair.
Remove the singing bullshit.
Remove any gem with DSLs or child bearing hips.
Remove Greg.
Remove Lion.
Remove shitty lore/plot elements.
Remove the fusions.
Remove all crying.
Remove Sugar as a member of the crewniverse.
Keep my waifu and one of the other gems who always makes me laugh.
>>4015400
Yeah, guess there's actually a few out there afterall.
>>4015418
>lapidot fag detected
>>4015418
>>4015418
you're not even trying
>>4015418
So the CGs are now comprised of Peridot, Lapis, Pearl and Ruby?
>>4015418
>>4015418
I'm not saying it would be worse
But I'm not saying it would be better either
>>4015154
GEMXIT
>>4015463
>Ruby
>Remove gay couples
>>4015489
>Pearl
>Remove gay couples
Well, maybe it doesn't count
>>4015489
Ruby is not a gay couple, friendo
>>4015489
She's a lesbian.
Not a homo.
>>4015400
Seeing Peridot with her limb enhancers after all this time would be very weird
>>4015489
Ah.
That sounds like absolute irredeemable shit.
>>4015515
OR MAYBE THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS US TO BELIEVE
why are you giving him (you)s? is painfully obvious
>they outright reveal and show 2minutes of Bismuth
>no Jasper anything anywhere
Sugar's secret
>>4015529
We did see that fused Rubies just make bigger Rubies. Maybe our Ruby is a gay fusion of two smol Rubies?
>>4015530
Because it's funny
Got any more Pearlidot?
>>4015540
>remove all gay couples
>>4015101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYOWDRnwdoo
lol what if a gem monster raped peridot and filled her with eggs and she gave birth to monster babies wouldn't that be funny haha
>>4015559
but is not. is just boring at this point
>>4015548
She has one gem though. Whilst a fusion has a number of gems equal to the gems used in the fusion.
>>4015594
To you
>>4015546
>Sugar's secret
Ian knows
>>4015588
Monster rape oviposition is my fetish. Provide images related to your post please, all I have is a picture of Pearl getting impregnated by centipeetle.
>>4015588
History repeats
I wanna take Sardonyx, Malachite, and YD's cocks.
[spoiler]Simultaneously.[/spoiler]
>>4015586
I'm not gonna watch all that shit
Tell me what happens
So Steven and Pearl are endgame right?
>>4015613
>make connie white
Genius.
>>4015627
They're friendgame.
>>4015228
Make it a porn
>>4015627
Nay, the end game is Steven fusing with all existing gems and becoming God.
>>4015627
Steven and Connie are endgame
Bullshit, I know, but it's the truth
>>4015546
Freaks begging that she's at the gaybarn by this time.
>>4015670
FUCK off with the amedot shit. Lapidot will be canon.
>>4015636
>>4015670
Needs a few more hair tufts on Ame's part.
>>4015680
>Lapidot will be canon.
anon...
>>4015283
Garnet also created Argentina in her image, a pure white utopia.
>>4015680
Hello Trapis anon, how goes it?
>>4015674
I think there is so much groundwork that needs to be laid before Jasper shacks up with the brat and dweeb.
If we get lots of Jasper this season, then possibly by the first half of next season is feasible
>>4015686
Better
The character is still shit but she's cute now atleast
smug
>>4015615
anon you'll die
>>4015595
It's in her butt
>>4015680
It's a free board, I pity you and your bet though.
>>4015656
why are the least interesting couples always canon
>>4015819
Reasons
I don't know
/sug/ are you watching these welfare european finals?
>>4015856
>football
>>4015819
Cause most writers don't know how to write romance. Even romance writers who make a living off it don't know.
>>4015819
It's the other way around
Connie will never be an interesting character because she is defined by her relationship with Steven
>>4015856
Is it to see who can get the most government aid?
>>4015871
fug amedot
fug lapidot
>>4015856
Sports are for gaylords
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS
>>4015942
then drop out ok?
https://soundcloud.com/cohnkofkorea/stupid-joke-2
stevidot > stevonnie
>>4015949
IT'S TOO LATE
>>4015979
then drop out of life ok?
>>4015974
Stevidot
Gregonnie
Lapearl
Jasmuth
Thus it was written, thus shall it be.
>>4016018
IT'S TOO LATE
>>4016029
don't know what to tell ya then ok?
>>4016053
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IT'S TOO LATE
>>4015910
Fug you, anon.
>>4015974
>not canon > canon
U wot m8?
>>4016087
Since when does being canon mean it's good
>>4016065
congratulations!
https://youtu.be/2KYYVrBX4v0
>>4016087
canon =/= good
though i don't particularly like stevonnie or stevidot.
>>4015101
WE
>>4016235
WERE
Okay guys, what about this: Sugar is actually planning on finishing the show off with a gainax ending. How do you think it would go?
>>4016249
REBELS
>>4016280
poorly
jaspis
>>4016280
I don't know
But now that you say it
I wouldn't be surprised if it actually happened
>>4016249
MONARCHS
why does pearl treat greg worse than catelyn treated jon?
>>4016295
REBEL SCUM
>>4016295
BUT
>>4016320
greg deserves it
>>4016280
Like what, the whole series turns out to be Steven's gestation?
>>4016320
Because he's the reason Rose died
>>4016301
Yes
I like holding my shit in it feels good
>>4016350
rose made a choice. greg was part of the reason why decided to give up her life but the choice was still hers. it's not like greg guilted her into doing it.
>>4016399
She was hypnotized by the murdercock
It wasn't a rational choice
>>4016377
go away Indexer
>>4016399
From Poal's perspective, Rose wouldn't have done the thing if it weren't for Greg. That's probably not actually true, since Greg isn't special, but it's what she believes.
Greg is a furry.
>>4016399
That is true
But do you think Pearl views it the same way
>>4016399
Did Greg know she would die
That says a lot about him if he still wanted to go through with it
>>4016320
She's just trying to hide the fact that she wanted him more
>>4016297
aw come on, more specific! try to imagine it
>>4016303
>>4016331
yeah, the question is how this would turn out
it would need to be big
and ridiculous
and unexpected
...maybe it turns out that humans actually DID find and salvage gem tech and found a way to destroy gemkind for good, destroying even the gems on earth?
or maybe the world as we know it ends because of some unexpected natural event, killing all of humankind.
or something drives all CGs except one crazy and everyone had to be shattered except her
the possibilities are endless, one stupider and worse than the next!
>>4016460
WHY DOES HE KEEP TRYING TO TOUCH HER
SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT
SHE HAS NEVER LIKED IT
SHE WILL NEVER LIKE HIS UGLY FAT CAVEAPE FLESHSKIN TOUCHING HER PURE ARYAN GEM LIGHT CONSTRUCT
SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT
STOP TOUCHING HER
LEAVE HER ALONE
>>4016515
>destroying even the gems on earth
That
I don't know how I would react to that
>>4016532
No.
>>4016235
TSUUUUUUUUUUU
>>4016301
My second favorite Lapis ship.
>>4016548
I've seen some pretty devastating shit in films and books and stuff but I'm pretty sure that would fuck me up like nothing else
>>4016532
anon
you worry me
do you wanna talk about it?
>>4016616
Good shit
>>4016515
>or something drives all CGs except one crazy and everyone had to be shattered except her
lmao
Imagine if it was Jasper or Ruby
>>4016638
It's just that
I don't know
I mean, I can see it happening, or, well, I could see it happening if this wasn't a kids show, but still
It would be pretty surprising
And then
After all the gems die
Humans start to colonize the galaxy, conquering planets and destroying everything that opposes them
Just like Homeworld
>>4016718
S T O P
>>4016674
ruby would be absolutely devastating, especially since she'D probably kill sapphire last. I could even imagine sapphire being for some damn reason half lucid and seeing her fate unfold in front of her, making sure ruby DOES end it in a short moment of clarity
as for jasper; that would be some bitter, bitter irony if she gets redeemed
personally I thought of pearl. I kinda greentexted that potential outcome once, partially inspired from the judge ending in off
>>4016548
>>4016638
>>4016718
holy hell this idea is going places!
>>4016771
how the fuck did she get lapis' shirt?
here's an idea for all pearlfags:
pearl has actually pointy ears hidden under her hair. So if she were to wear her hair differently she'd look like some sort of high elf
>>4016841
Humans would be fully justified in eradicating the gems. Gems are an inherently flawed race, consuming incredible amounts of resources for little payback, in comparison to humans that can have a stable and cyclic existence. When you consider that gems seem to have no or very little sense of wisdom, then the decision becomes all the more logical.
>>4016898
>humans
>stable and cyclic existence
I mean yeah if you choose to ignore all of recorded history I guess you could say it's theoretically possible.
So basically it ends in one big "Humanity Fuck Yeah" moment.
>>4016898
Except you're forgetting that while Gems might waste resources to reproduce, they require no energy to stay alive because they're magical and shit.
Gems very well COULD be far more efficient than humans, if they'd stop killing each other like retards. But we do that too so it's a moot point.
How will Amethyst be poofed this time /sug/
>>4016030
Peridot's outfit is OK; I feel Lapis would fit better with a black jacket.
>>4015686
she's more cute brown
>>4017032
pearl and amethyst wanted to fuse so badly they they tackle eachother, accidentally colliding gem first, poofing both.
>>4017032
Falling off a ride at Funland.
>>4016515
>>4016548
>>4016638
>>4016718
>>4016781
>>4016792
>>4016841
>>4016898
>>4016988
>Ronaldo leads the whole thing
>extended sequence of him personally torturing and killing each of the main Gems in horrifying ways, including Steven
>whichever miscellaneous Gems survive are enslaved and special measures are taken to ensure they can't self-terminate
>Connie and Greg are arrested for cooperating and are eventually executed
>yfw
>>4016771
>>4015686
same problem I have with blackwashed characters
the anatomy stopps fitting the skin tone
now she's just a shiny indian
>>4016815
>>4017068
Pearl would have to headbutt Amethyst's tits. Given their size difference that doesn't seem likely.
>>4017097
Thanks Indexer.
>>4017021
Gems are actually perfect if they play their cards right.
They can't die as easily and they can live forever potentially.
Humans are frail as fuck and only live to about 100 or so under normal circumstances.
Why gems need to make more is beyond me besides that they have a high death rate due to currently going wars.
But there shouldn't be shit like murders or such because there's no strive for materials as gems wouldn't need such possessions.
Face it, if you put Humans against Gems in a survival species race the gems would outlast humans.
>>4017117
STOP saving thumbnails you fuck
>>4017110
I imagined it as her stumbling across the way and doing half a flip. it would be very slapstick.
>>4017118
NOT IF WE KILL 'EM FIRST
>>4015636
>>4015686
It could happen if they unfused from Stevonnie and Steven was somehow left with most of Connie's melanin.
>>4017143
Good luck with that Ronaldo your first attempt worked so perfectly didn't it?
>>4017157
This just looks too wrong
But white Connie could make a cute boy
>>4017135
I stopped once you explained how to get the full size a few weeks ago, but I'm still working on replacing all my old images from before.
>>4017032
>4017032
Peridot throws a pebble at her when she finds out about the limb enhancers
>>4017097
what's up image bitch
>>4016532
but anon, they're meant to fug eventually.
>>4016941
Compared to gems, it is very much true. Gems have been shown to be a careless, arrogant and wasteful race, because they can just go around destroying all the planets to fuel their parasitic needs. They have no culture to speak of and instead simply rely on a single leader(s) for millennia, indicating that they will never change their ways as a lack of death results in stagnation. Humans evolve and adapt to a situation, always fitting into different scenarios.
>>4017021
The difference is that gems are apparently expensive to make, given how all battles seem to be fought with incredibly small forces (either that or Yellow Diamond is mentally defunct, which is just as big of an issue, if not more so, given that she is basically god emperor). Humans presumably outnumber them greatly, and they occupy only a single planet. And humans killing each other is a necessary and important part of human life, as humans decay and reenter the biological system, while gems have been shown to be absurdly expensive to recreate, yielding hundreds or perhaps thousands of soldiers for miles of scorched Earth.
what are some really good SU fanfics ?
>>4017032
End of betrayal arc
The white shirt is too symbolic to be just the result of an accident at Funland
>>4017094
>Ronaldo
>leading anything
We need someone competent
>>4017094
>ronaldo being the big bad that ends the show
that is
brilliant anon
holy shit
>>4017132
>>4017218
It's not supposed to be good, it's supposed to piss off the audience
>>4017216
>>4017218
it would be pretty gainax though
He just turns out to be extremely competent out of nowhere, with no foreshadowing whatsoever. game over.
>>4017211
Uh, did you see all the holes at the beta kindergarten? YD isn't sending large forces now because she doesn't feel she needs to. The flashback battle scenes show far more gems than we've seen in current battles, and Peridot's facet number indicates a huge number of her kind.
>>4017294
Well
Yeah I guess you're right
>>4017211
>The difference is that gems are apparently expensive to make, given how all battles seem to be fought with incredibly small forces (either that or Yellow Diamond is mentally defunct, which is just as big of an issue, if not more so, given that she is basically god emperor). Humans presumably outnumber them greatly, and they occupy only a single planet
None of this is true
>>4017294
first link is bullshit of course
>>4017288
I already did for most of my stuff, but I couldn't find those ones. I thought you might have them.
>>4017318
I don't know, this whole "humans could do jack shit to gems" thing kinda seems to be bogus as Ronaldo was basically just punching a brick wall.
And their durability is weird as fuck.
If you sent a fleet over to Earth i could safely say we'd be boned.
Good afternoon trash.
Anyone want a draw request done?
How you all holding up?
>>4017404
Draw Jasper getting shattered when Lapis farts on her nose
>>4017404
Doing pretty fine. Thanks for asking.
Sapphire crying happily though?
>>4017404
Steven discovering his own Stand.
Alright, since we are talking about this, I might as well explain how to kill a gem
OK, so
First step: You go talk to Abaddon and you convince him to let you use the Krukal'Righ
Second step: You go near the planet where the gem is with the Krukal'Righ
Third step: Use the Krukal'Righ on the planet
And that's how you kill a gem.
Easy, right?
>>4017404
Amethyst and Peridot spooning.
>>4017211
>And humans killing each other is a necessary and important part of human life, as humans decay and reenter the biological system, while gems have been shown to be absurdly expensive to recreate, yielding hundreds or perhaps thousands of soldiers for miles of scorched Earth.
You're missing the point. No cycle is perfect, there's always some loss, all systems tend towards maximum entropy, etc. Humans will just take longer to fuck things up for good. But the Gems are the only one of the two that COULD theoretically keep on going forever because they've been shown to essentially generate energy.
If Gems keep killing each other, they'll eventually die off. If humans keep killing each other, they'll also die off but take longer. If humans stop killing each other they'll still die off. If Gems stop killing each other, they can actually live forever. They are objectively more efficient as a species.
>>4017211
>Humans presumably outnumber them greatly
not really, you can say that just with peridot's name. she's peridot Facet-2F5L cut-5XG, their codes go presumably for 1 to z. 36 digits. each facet has potentially 46656 cuts, and can be 1679616 faces just with 4 digits. that's 213.015872 potential peridots. just peridots
>>4017667
There's an infinite amount of numbers, but that doesn't mean there's an infinite amount of people on a sports team just because their jersey numbers could potentially go up that high.
>>4017263
>>4017324
Alright then I'm done anyway
you could also just tell me directly, I already gave you fucks my private discord link like 2 months ago and nobody ever joined, so here PParrot#6579
>>4017445
>>4017713
>I already gave you fucks my private discord link like 2 months ago and nobody ever joined
this is the saddest thing i've read all day
>>4017713
Why would anyone want to talk to you?
>>4017068
direct hit to the gem doesn't poof a gem, we saw this with Amethyst as fell from great hight straight onto a rock and the impact only cracked her gem.
only counter arguement is Bismuth punching Lapis in the back (assuming hitting her gem) poofing her with no damage to gem.
>Doc Venture, The Venture Brothers, and Brock Samson come to Beach City searching for a gem artifact
What happens?
Any more gore art? Any character is fine.
>>4017295
>beta kindergarten
Nigga, you better post whatever spoilers you found, because as far as I remember only kindergarten prime was actually seen, while the beta kindergarten was just a dot on a map. The number of holes is insignificant, we see hundreds, and presumably there are at least thousands throughout the canyon. This is nothing in comparison to the amount of land ruined considering that this is a one time event. When the gems made eventually die, the land won't suddenly recuperate. It is gone forever.
>>4017318
It is unquestionably true that gems are expensive given what we have seen. The rest is conjecture, but YD would have to be a complete moron if she sends a handful of mentally retarded gems to deal with what should be considered a serious threat on Earth.
>>4017482
The problem with assuming that gems can theoretically be unending is that it assumes that gems aren't dumb, which is entirely false. They are a stagnant race with undying leaders. Think about how much damage a single bad human leader can do to a society on Earth and now consider the effects should that bad leader suddenly become an immortal and absolute dictator for eternity.
>>4017667
200 million is insignificant. There are nearly as many Nigerians as there are Peridots, and it certainly did not cost all of Africa, let alone Earth, let alone multiple planets, to reach this number.
>>4017032
Bismuth doesn't recognise her as a crystal gem and attacks her
>>4017849
>Guro
>>4017871
Look man, I have things I like. You have things you like. If I could spoiler it I'd even do that.
>>4017862
>copy-catting Lapis' croptop style
>>4017847
I'd like to come to your discord, but the link is invalid, unless I'm being a massive faglord and doing it wrong.
>>4017902
>posting images for yourself
What is even the point?
192 hours
>>4017913
The world needs to gaze upon those abs.
>>4017917
You're doing it completely wrong, but I don't blame you because he said it wrong.
He doesn't have a server, that's his account. You can add him in your friends list.
>>4017917
you add him as a friend, retard.
>>4017902
There's a reason your fetish is banned on main boards you know.
It's like pussying out on necrophilia at the last minute and saying "mmm no i'll just have the rotting corpse"
>>4017945
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet
Time to sleep deeply.
>>4017857
>It is unquestionably true that gems are expensive given what we have seen.
Actually no, we don't know how many Gems the Kindergarten produced and how many Gems would have been produced on Earth total. The cost per Gem could be far lower than you think
>but YD would have to be a complete moron if she sends a handful of mentally retarded gems to deal with what should be considered a serious threat on Earth.
What was the serious threat? A Peridot who doesn't even have her limb enhancers running wild on a planet that as far as she knows is about to be destroyed?
YD would have been a complete moron to send anything bigger than a small squad of expendable idiots
>>4017277
>>4017954
No I do have a server, I just gave him his tag and thought maybe he wasn't an idiot and would have figured it out on his own
I was wrong
https://discord.gg/qXcUB this is the server
>discord
>pedos
>****
>>4017923
I asked if anyone had any other images, because I saw the exact same image I posted on these threads a few threads ago. I assumed, then, that at least one other person had that sort of content in their folders and might have some more.
>>4017965
>It's like pussying out on necrophilia at the last minute and saying "mmm no i'll just have the rotting corpse"
This logic makes no fucking sense.
>>4017978
that one was slippery as fuck to find
have a bonus
>>4018019
how the fuck am i supposed to catch all those rattatas then retards
>>4017449
>>4017701
except identification codes don't work like that dummy
>>4017857
200 million of techies. and thats assuming our peridot has the longest id possible. if one peridot is is in charge of each kindergarten by example, imagine how many many gem warriors are made.
5000 years ago world world population was like 15 million btw
>>4015279
Well it's difficult to pull off while sticking to form.
post the bird lapis picture
>>4017857
>The problem with assuming that gems can theoretically be unending is that it assumes that gems aren't dumb, which is entirely false
They're obviously not inherently dumb. Nor are they stagnant, I'm not sure where you're getting that from. As has already been pointed out a major plot point is that their society today is completely different from what it was before.
And either way, you're STILL missing the point. You argued humanity would be "justified" in killing the Gems because Gems are inherently inefficient while humans can have an indefinite stable existence, when in reality it's the other way around. Gems have the potential to be perfect. Humanity is not only already deep in the shitter, it can't escape the shitter no matter how high it climbs.
>>4018117
I don't know what picture you're referring to
I have other birds if you like
>>4018117
This is the only bird lapis picture I have.
>>4018216
you'll never get to drill your essence into Pearl's whomp-whomp.
Firmly grasp it
>>4018216
>>4018259
He's talking about this
1:1 with the davesprite bird thing that homestuck had, literal carbon copy
>>4018308
This is not only disgusting, it's anatomically inaccurate.
>>4018030
Is this by that sketchabee artist? I can tell by those shit tits
>>4018362
Is this post by a faggot? I can tell by that shit taste.
>>4018382
Nice comeback faggot
I found something stupid xDDD
poel
>>4018453
>>4018466
>>4018004
>made your own server
For what purpose.
>>4018466
paul
>>4018494
Because it's free and literally nobody is in it
perifags are fat smol
>>4018466
phill
>>4018466
the first poel, young steven did say
had a cute pointy nose
and for rose she was gay.
poel, poel, ...
prl
>>4018194
They are still run by the idiotic Diamonds, they still utilize the same gems, they still apparently refuse to make use of superior multi-gem-type fusions, they are still trying to blow up/eat up planets and they still send literal retards as soldiers. The only apparent difference is that their technology has improved. Overall, their society seems to be the same as it always was. The only evidence to the contrary is Lapis, who of course didn't go into any detail about why it was different because hardly anything is ever explained about Gem society, which is also the problem with my argument, as I can't adequately argue shit because everything about Homeworld just kind of exists in a constant state of uncertainty.
>>4018776
>>4018622
>>4018532
>>4018466
>>4018776
hoe
>wake up
>still not dead
god is a faggot
>>4018955
>not killing god and taking his place
No anon, you are the faggot
>>4018308
>>4018988
>fucking men
Truly it is I who am the faggot
faggots
>>4019050
No you
>>4019042
>Lapis and Peridot
The worst gems with the worst fags.
Now, now, we're all faggots.
who /hoople for bloople/ here
>>4019042
>>4019143
>>4019143
I'm more of a yellowfellow
>>4019143
i want to own bloople and set her free when i die and she can have my house and all of my assets
>>4019222
I want to have her assets if you know what I mean
>>4019164
Nioniouuuuuunionyanniaunnnianbombomnianianianianianiauuuuboborobombomrumdorodonnisu
pearl is dead
>>4019426
Good job
Now get rid of Steven
peel
>>4019469
My dick
So at what time do the episodes air?
7 p.m?
pool
>>4019275
I want more happy blooples.
I want more bloople being mom to steven.
It's too cute dammit.
>>4019514
Drown in it
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love Sugar?
pal
>>4019561
i don't know her, i'm indifferent
why is every SU fan such a faggot?
>>4019588
>>4019595
Those are incorrect answers, the correct answer is infinity.
>>4019574
You are not mine
>>4019620
>>4019469
noot noot
>>4019604
I ask myself the same question every day
>>4019649
>>4019561
This much.
>>4019664
>>4019666
who does these
>>4019666
THAT IS LEWD! DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE BECKY
>>4019604
SU turned me gay :^(
>>4019666
I need to know, does this guy actually draw porn
>>4019712
Are you a grill?
>>4019711
>>4019688
http://dream-cassette.tumblr.com/
>>4019715
Only if you commission her.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=11002345
Yes, it's the same artist.
>>4019726
>>4019604
I'm not gay, i just like sucking dick.
>>4019746
>>4019766
>>4019780
How long is your dick /sug/?
>>4019745
i wouldn't pay for porn that looks like a bobblehead desu. there's better artists who would do it for free
>>4019801
>>4019805
n-normal
>>4019780
Becky is so cute
>>4019836
Yes.
>>4019805
I don't really remember
12-14cm I think
>>4019805
Big enough for your mom
>>4019805
bout 13 inches
>>4019766
the guy on the left looks like an asian Jeff goldblum
>>4019864
She is the cutest, I want to bundle her up in comfy blanket and give her sugar cookies.
>>4019805
80 km
>>4019891
does she have any music out there besides "learn how to love"?
>Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl are three magical ladies who raised Steven in his mother's name.
>yfw they're his three fairy god mothers
>>4019890
You're right, he kind of does.
>>4019891
hi duke
how have you been? haven't seen you in a while.
>>4019925
So many
This is her dad's account, but he posts most of her music on there.
>>4019520
>>4019925
i wish she made music as a stand alone project
>>4019969
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/user/robsugar/videos
>>4019928
And he will be poofed by Yellow Diamond and unable to reform until he is kissed by his true love
>>4019956
I have been splendid, I was posting just last night actually. Just fulfilling my daily appreciation quota of Becky as usual.
>>4019985
thanks man
>>4020017
You're welcome, my friend.
I could be sleeping
But instead I am browsing /sug/
>>4020009
glad you're doing fine! seems like we're on different schedules then, it's 2:40 here
>>4020041
yep
yeeeep.
>>4020040
how many beckys do you have?
how thick is your dick /sug/?
I wish I could love anything as much as I love SU.
>>4020077
I'm at over 400 Beckys now, I think I've finally found just about every Becky on the internet, excluding the ones that will be posted in the future. I've done it guys, I've completed my Becky archive!
>>4020115
I wish I could love like you.
Blue Garnet's lips
>>4020139
No, that's Sapphire.
>>4020135
I fucking love fucking bees.
>>4020126
Dude, I bet there are Beckys on some obscure Geocities she made when she was 13 or something
Never stop the hunt, we need you
>>4020126
obviously the next step is destroy her so no more beckys are created
>>4020126
The Rebecca Collection (tm)
>>4020152
That's pretty hip
>>4020150
LIPS
>>4020111
like a fucking tank
>>4019925
is there a full official version of that song yet?
Stop stalking Sucrose pls she doesn't deserve us
>>4020157
I only know of her website that she made when she was 14 and her deviantart account, but all of the pictures are completely gone now, only her art still remains. She also had a livejournal, but I believe she completely erased that from the internet. If you know of some other account she had, let me now so I hunt for more Beckys.
>>4020111
Do your dick ups if you wanted a thicker dick.
You need to strengthen the muscles.
Start by putting like things on your erect cock and start flexing it, you wanna do as many as you can before hurting yourself. Continue increasing the weight until get the results. Alongside breaks.
>>4020223
**we don't deserve her
>>4020223
I'm not stalking, only posting pictures so that others can admire her beauty and kindness as well.
>>4020214
No. At least, I don't think so. It seems to get more lines to it as the show goes on. I'm hoping for a completed version sung by Susan Egan at some point in the show.
>>4020165
I would never! Becky will live on forever.
>>4020157
>tween becky
i think i need this
>>4020232
If I ever come across something I'll be sure to post it on /sug/
>>4020301
I tried to find some baby Becky or teen Becky, but my search was fruitless. I've only been able to find baby Steven so far.
>>4020263
aw. I thought since some new lines leaked that was the full song
and yes, I hope the full version shows up in the show, or if there's a movie, it's end credits.
>>4020332
just a reminder
this is the face of the child you want pearl to fug
you monsters
>>4020332
WAIT! I lied! I think I do have a teen Becky! You can't see face though. I think she is the one holding up her friend's painting, I cannot 100% confirm though.
>>4019805
7 inches hard
Sugilite - aggressive show-off asshole
Sardonyx - enthusiastic show-off asshole
Malachite - puppeteered by assholes
Rainbow Quartz - half-asshole
Opal - not an asshole
>>4020312
Please do, I'd love to have a full timeline of Sucrose, from baby to present.
>>4020407
did you see opal doing all those showy backflips? total fucking asshole
>>4020074
Another anon who doesn't want to sleep
Are you from the UK
>>4020491
Germany, nice to meet you. We should both go to bed though. How about we both go together?
>>4020407
Sugifua best fusion
110% asshole and loving every minute
>>4020537
Oh anon
But I already am at my bed
>>4020561
my bed is right behind my seat too, so...
wanna call it a night?
>>4020616
Well I won't manage to sleep even if I tried, but if you're going, good night
>>4020649
oh that's a shame. I can relate, sometimes I can't sleep as well for hours on end. hope you find some rest anyway. goodnight, and see you tomorrow.
>>4015228
>how would improve su
Easy
Insert Dr Doom as one of the main characters in the show and it is sure to be interesting
Hail Doom!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcQ853ibg08
give me some draw requests
Thread finally been kill?
Is this the end as sug threads as we know it?
Would Steven like lunchables?
>>4020878
Doctor doom calling peridot a clod
>>4020897
Probably
I'm used to Bismuth's design already. Still want her to be nutty or scummy though
There aren't any signs in the clip necessarily, but you bet I'll keep my eyes/ears/ass peeled from the second she's unbubbled
>>4020878
Steven in this outfit
>>4020878
Futa Priyanka.
>>4020897
No
Lunchables would like Steven
If you catch my meaning
>>4020878
vidalia pegging
>>4020947
They'd come to life and molest him?
>>4020910
It seems like she was willingly bubbled judging by how calm she was about it. Peridot proved bubbling puts gems in suspended animation
>>4021014
Why?
>>4021014
I request you mind your own business, faggot.
>>4020878
Peridot Dressed up as doctor doom
The crystal gems dressed up as the fantastic 4
Peridot yelling clods at them
please deliver anon
>>4021053
>Stone cold
Who?
>>4021009
OR Biz was in there for a crime, so she wants to act all cool and innocent so no one suspects anything.
>>4020878
Sapphire and Ruby in pic related pose?
>>4021110
Maybe bismuth was rose's sex slave and rose didn't want pearl to know she wasn't the only one?
>>4021130
kek
likely story anon
What are you listening to, /sug/?
https://youtu.be/1VCERorTJ6U
>>4021191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47hhdPVqkOA
>>4021191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHOd6yqhkd8
>>4021130
Why Bismuth, though? I mean, jesus christ, even Greg would be a more attractive sex slave than her, and I'm not even a gayfag.
And if she wanted another gem sex slave, literally any gem other than Bismuth would be preferable.
>>4021207
Nice Letterman jakcet
>>4021188
>tfw she will never give you a rough dick sucking
mic check mic check?
>>4021230
Maybe Bismuth was the only one who could pleasure rose like no one else,
i dunno anon, I am just guessing
We will have to wait and see the actual episode before accurate porn and fan fiction can be made about bismuth
>>4021230
Rose's taste are very eclectic by gem standards, hence why she was the first to "play" with a human
>>4021257
Please no
>>4021191
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDQlnvU5FM
>>4021270
>bismuth
>greg
Rose had a fetish for masculinity
WHERE IS JASPER
I WANT JASPER
>>4021309
Jasper is busy getting cucked anon
she will return shortly
>>4021309
Swimming with the fishes. She likes clownfish the best
>>4021305
Are you guys ready for Bismuth fusions?
>>4021341
>>4021322
Lapis is fusing with peridot?
>>4021350
>>4021309
>jasper shows up to attack lapis and peri
>bismuth steps in to save them and defeat jasper
>this is a way for bismuth to reconcile to lapis for ruining her life and to gain peri's trust
>bismuth shatters jasper and her remains are bubbled away forever
>mfw
What if bismuth is a hairtrigger berserker who was bubbled for being too wild?
>>4021361
>>4021352
>>4021263
MIC CHECK
>>4021230
>gayfag
>>4021391
You mixed up Bismuth and Jasper's names
>>4021361
Why would Stivsmuth be curvy? Steven is an orb and Bismuth is a brick.
>>4021436
are you sure? are you sure bismuth isn't our new friendly big guy and jasper was just a ruse the whole time?
>>4021398
>lapis works at starbucks
fuck
>>4021463
it's starfucks anon
>>4021462
That would be a cheap tactic
>>4021341
I'm ready for this ape to be put on the status quo bus off of the show.
>>4021517
The status quo buses always make a return trip.
>>4021491
>starfucks
Founded by Rose, Passed down to her son Steven, with Garnet the manager, Pearl assistant manager, Peridot cashier, Lapis coffee fucker, and Amythest the Janitor
It is a special coffee shop where you are able to fuck the employees depending on how much coffee you purchase
>>4021462
That'd be great just to piss off the /freaks/ but let's face it, she was in the bubble for a reason
>>4021547
>>4021635
>for a reason
Why tho?
>>4021583
>>4018828
kek
I don't feel good at all. Could someone post some cute Stevens?
>>4021635
Rose knew bismuth was going corrupt, and bubbled her to halt it.
Bismuth will encourage Steven to find the cure before it's too late, while Jasper goes fully corrupted and makes for a boss battle
>>4021683
I agree
Anons please post feminine stevens please!
>>4021668
Probably nothing good. As the complexity of the plot increases the odds of an edgy twist revealing Rose as evil all along approach zero.
>>4021699
>>4020901
>>4021191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvyXOXbi8kE&list=PLhFC8pd7oZvwJYhjmpZVyaKG7CUNoVvae&index=4
>>4021734
Rebecca Sugar approved
>>4021725
Thank you, please post more.
>>4021740
That's pretty good man
>>4021191
im sorry for being a /mu/tant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFHQiYvuVlM
>>4020930
i did something like that a while ago, Don't know if anyone saved it
>>4021740
haha
great kek
many thanks to you anon
>>4021652
>People used to think that Rose would somehow fuse/use Bismuth to become Pink Diamond
How fucking quaint.
>>4021690
>Rose knew bismuth was going corrupt, and bubbled her to halt it.
Why keep her hidden though?
>>4021740
Nice work!
>>4021740
>tfw this is actually gold
please any anon save this for future use
>>4021801
So no accidental unbubbling would occur before there could be a cure.
This is one piece of Rose's keikaku, she is safely bubbled for Steven to take care of when the time is right.
>>4021788
Do you have it still?
Also, who are you?
>>4021740
I missed Doom Universe.
>>4021863
Doctor doom will always rule the universe anon
and Latveria too
Fucking mosquitoes I swear to god
I'll kill them all
>>4021923
mosquitoes are just flying vampires with aids needles for faces
>>4021690
>>4021801
This doesn't really make sense.
At least, not if corruption came from that gem nuke like people think it did.
>Bismuth was bubbled after/during the fight in the strawberry field apparently.
>Pearl says in the clip it happened 5,300 years ago.
>The war started 5,500 years ago according to the databook
>Pearl also claimed while fighting Peri in robots that she fought a "thousand year war for this planet"
>Ergo, Bismuth was taken out and bubbled 200 years into a 1000 year war.
Pretty sure it's gonna be because of BERSERKER RAGE that she was bubbled, not corruption or anything like that.
>>4021955
Thank you, I still feel bad but you made it a bit better.
>>4021923
Take it easy One Punch Man
Genos will burn them all to a crisp for ya
>>4021953
Jasper reading a small book is always amusing
Since pearl blushes blue, does that mean she has blue blood?
Does she even have blood?
>>4021923
Anon, Steven would want you to befriend the mosquitos.
>>4022019
If she wanted yes but not in her default form
I think
>>4022019
No
and also No
unless she wants to shape sift blood, the answer is no, anon
>>4022026
>try to befriend mosquitoes
>get zika
Yeah well fuck you Steven
>>4022092
B-but the mosquitos are just misunderstood.
>>4022043
Keep them coming, I'm enjoying this.
Reminder that steven is the only character to permanelty kill a gem in canon. Not poof, not shatter, but completely and utterly destroy a gem's body and mind, and it's implied he did it to several of them at once
>>4022140
That's the worst excuse ever
>>4022141
>>4022154
That was a different Steven. The one we have now is a changed Steven. He learned to stay true to himself by watching himself die.
>>4022154
Not this Steven.
>>4021923
NO DON'T
THEY'RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!
>>4022154
When
>>4022224
I DON'T CARE
I WILL KILL EVERY MOSQUITO I FIND
>>4022154
Please elaborate
>>4022195
>literal copypasting
wow nice animation sugar
>>4022079
>>4022057
Pearl took two whole weeks to design her current form, and detail it. Considering Amethyst only needs a few hours to give herself a fully functional digestive tract, I imagine Pearl would have given herself a circulatory system to feel a constant sense of rhythm
>>4022195
>>4022195
so you're saying Together Breakfast didn't happen in this timeline?
>>4022227
The evil spirit scroll from Together Breakfast was painted with crushed gem shards that were still very much alive. Even after garnet burnt the scroll, they became a smoke monster and possessed the breakfast, which steven shoved into the lava pit and burnt them until nothing was left
>>4022291
Korean studios and limited budget
>>4022291
Blame the lazy Koreans
>>4022308
Good point
But the other two points I am unsure about
>>4022308
Why would she do that
It doesn't make any sense
Also the monster deserved it
>>4022360
>handholding
DELET THIS
>>4022390
But saliva is useful
You spit at the eyes of the enemy to blind him
Acid spit would have been more useful
>>4022448
more useful though
>>4022390
Well I am unsure about the the timeline point
But I agree on the other point that is reasonable
Good night, /sug/. I hope you all see your favorite gem in your dreams tonight.
>>4016280
>>4022594
Night.
>>4022594
But it's only 4:48 AM
>>4021127
>>4022637
>french fuck can't sleep after losing to welfare football
>>4022683
>implying I'm french
Eres muy gracioso anon
>>4022680
Perfect.
Bloody perfect.
Thank you so much.
>>4022747
You think you could draw another futa Priyanka then?
>>4021191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yagDhzEAOo
>>4022489
Honestly speaking, Steven and the Stevens was a pretty shitty time travel episode. There are two sets of three tiers of time travel and SU did pretty badly
Mechanics:
>God Tier: Time loops and hard determinism
>Okay Tier: Alternate timelines and soft determinism
>Shit tier: Retroactive changes, San Dimas time, etc.
Storytelling
>God tier: Long-running time loops, few to no continuity errors
>Okay Tier: Short term but with consistent continuity
>Shit Tier: One-off time travel plot. Never addressed again. Continuity errors ahoy
>>4022831
Yeah, this shits ma groove anon!
>>4022752
>GMT+1
>>4022888
>lapidot
>>4022888
Gregzuli when?
>>4022960
And?
If you want go check it, but right now it's 5:04
>>4022831
What the fuck am I listening to here?
>>4022993
It's no Amedot but some of the content from Lapidot can be good.
>>4023027
No
Its 9 o'clock on a saturday anon
>>4022993
>two characters can never interact without someone being triggered
>>4023060
But I live in spain
And right now it's 05:06
>>4023084
>shipping lapidot
>>4023084
No
It is only when it is implied that two characters are interacting in a sexual manner anon
>>4023113
What about that image was sexual?
>>4023135
Well
obviously you can clearly see anon, their backs are touching
it is too sexual anon, too sexual indeed
>>4022831
SING US A SONG
YEAH PIANO MAN
SING US A SONG TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone else here legitimately think that SU is actually pretty shitty but watch it anyway because there's literally nothing better in western animation right now or even most of the time?
>>4023200
No.
>>4023200
>>>/trash/
oh...wait a minute...
shit
Lapis shows the most skin. Who shows the least skin?
>>4023200
Don't remind me anon
fuck off please, I am trying to be happy here
>>4021398
This is the best, because they actually dont have nipples, like they wouldn't actually, and because their sex is just fusion. I mean fap material is fap material, but aside from lapis not wanting to wring peridot's little neck in half, this is some of the most show-accurate fanart I've seen.
>>4023276
Just like they wouldn't eat or give birth.
Oh wait.
Fuck off, they can have whatever they want.
I hope Lapis can eventually overcome her Vietnam flashbacks.
>>4023276
I want lapis to wring peridot's little neck in half
I'm starting to wonder if Peridot knows how to consciously use any of her basic gem powers besides her gem light.
Do you think she knows how to shapeshift?
>>4023276
>cares about show-accuracy
THIS, anon gets it
quality taste m8
Drew more Lapis today
>>4016280
There's only one Gainax show that Steven Universe will be like when it's ending.
But will it be Connie or Steven that fades away in the end leaving the other a lonely virgin?
>>4023290
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with watching Jasper rail Amethyst with her meaty gem-cock, I'm just noting that there are a lot of little canon-accurate touches in that art.
>>4023311
Cute little booty, nice job.
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?
>>4023293
I just want to see her go off the deep end when she finds out the person who imprisoned her is a friend of the crystal gems and do everything in her power to poof Bismuth and seal her away
>>4023323
I mean, Connie is eventually going to die. The only question is whether she'll die of old age from the accumulated moments she doesn't spend apart from stevonnie or whether Stevonnie will be killed in battle
Okay this is all great, but I think the most pressing question is: Greg and Amethyst totally fucked, right? I mean that whole "private pinata party" allusion and "I've seen your junk before" are too on-the-nose. I don't even want to get into Greg owning a cat carrier, but not owning a cat, but knowing Amethyst shapeshifts into a cat... "a cat is fine too!"
>>4023371
Love you, man.
>>4023429
NOT PAGE TEN REEEEEEEEEEE
>>4023323
You have no goddamn idea how badly I want a guerren lagann final battle with All the crystal gems including the cluster fusing to fight the fusion of the three remaining diamonds
>>4023413
She walked in on him and rose once.
>>4023408
Bismuth isn't just a friend of the CGs, she IS a CG!
Suddenly Lapis' rage against CGs is a little more justified, not her fault she's so dumb. Can't wait until she not only sees her killer, but find out she's one of them
>Lapisdemption takes two steps back
>>4023248
garnet