Welcome, my children, to the 5th Gielinor Games Intermission. I am your host, Armadyl, god of justice, and on this day I shall take 24 of you to the world of RuneScape. Good luck, and may justice always have a place in your heart. Please bear with me, I may experience technical difficulties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7VGHDTGaP0
Lynette Bishop
>>3966512
Ross
Eggman-kun
Lord Beerus
>>3966512
Maria and Harusame
>>3966512
Hijiri Byakuren
>>3966445
Part of my faith is being able to relinquish material comforts so as to improve the lives of others.
I would hate to ask, especially if she's so nice as to be willing to share a tent. My conscience won't allow it until I get to know the person, as a friend.
>>3966504
>not glaceon
Link
>>3966512
Elly
Neferpitou
Midway
Iceman
>He yawns.
>>3966528
Leaveon never gets love
>>3966512
Lizzie the Red
>>3966410
>
>>3966394
Oh thanks.
THE CRIMSON DEMON
REDACTED
Francesca Lucchini
Sariel
Connor
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Vic Viper
>>3966537
>Aang
Heiwajima Shizuo
Order Grand
Celes
Agent Dale Cooper
Izaya Orihara
>>3966511
Only gen 1 is available I think.
And jolteon is alright.
Ruby and Pauly
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3966537
>cast fire magic
Yo man, warm up. the game is about to start.
>>3966528
She's simply that benevolent, miss. I'm sure it wouldn't bother her, she's used to just using trees. But it's hardly my place to force you, after all.
>>3966537
Ah! Good morning, sir.
>>3966563
gen1 for now, but more will be added
>>3966559
ok here deal if won mine you but lose go luffy side ok
>cody
>>3966569
sanya betray
>>3966551
>He chuckles.
What kind of name is Aang?
>Nope.
>>3966572
AH AH HOT HOT HOT
>His ice layer begins to melt off.
OK, OK, I'm awake, just turn off the fire!
>>3966580
Good morning to you too.
odds pb&j
evens ham
>>3966593
this is the worst ava I've seen in weeks
And, as expected, AutoCropper is having issues. A moment more.
>>3966606
>AutoCropper
>ever
Colonel Sanders
>>3966580
Maybe when I wake up, you'll be able to give me an introduction?
I'm thinking I'm going onto autopilot for now...
I'll see you tomorrow, Elly.
>>3966615
As opposed to? I'm rather unskilled at his matter.
>>3966593
Good. welcome to the real world scrub. Never seen you around here though.
>>3966629
it takes 30 seconds to full page screenshot and then crop in paint
>>3966629
Fireshot
>>3966629
>not writing automatic hoster that does everything for you in Assembly
>>3966593
Only just woke up, sir?
>>3966624
We aren't typically simultaneously active. Look for a young brown-haired woman with a staff that hast crystals at the head.
But farewell for now, then, Mi-ahem, HIjirin.
>She offers a curtsy
>>3966615
If your computer can't run autocropper, you don't deserve it's convenience.
>>3966651
it can run it, it's just completely pointless
>>3966638
It wound up working in the end, anyways.
Your requests, please.
>>3966658
>>3966560
>>3966569
>>3966600
>Good on you. Here's a (You) for your troubles.
>>3966632
I'm not around often. Usually because people are trying to set me on fire when I wake up.
>>3966650
Yeah, never really been a morning person.
>>3966658
Well, no problems on my end. Let's go.
>>3966651
>I never run autocropper.
>I use my own cropping tools from the Chrome extension.
>But I don't judge people on their screenshotter tool.
>Heck I never judge anyone.
>>3966658
Oh no. One of those useless witches who can't use magic.
I'll just win this game what ever.
>>3966669
I only set you on fire if you're drowsy.
>>3966669
I'm more of an...all-hours person, myself. Work ethic and all.
If there's no further requests, we'll be on our way. 2 mintues longer.
We need more programmerfags to make HG related tools
>>3966655
>Press 2 buttons
>Done in 2 seconds
VS
>alt+prnt screen
>ctrl + v
>paint
>crop
>save
>namefile
>open up browser
>proceed
>repeat
>More time for winscreen, commnetary, RPing during the game, etc.
You're fucking dead in the brain m8.
It doesn't matter what you say, convenience will always win over the host. Even the stubborn ones will either use it out of spite to break their class ceiling of mediocrity into the now, or continue rolling around in their shit pit of ignorance.
>>3966677
Exactly how many people have you set on fire before?
>>3966682
Ah, work ethic. It's never really been my strong suit.
>>3966693
Whatever you say, bird-man.
>>3966587
Shut the fuck up, Sanya.
I'm afraid there's not much to say here, for lack of excitable on-goings. Many an old veteran seems to be throwing their money about like it's candy, while a god gets cocky and an angel feels lazy.
>>3966698
This
>>3966665
Y-You didn't have to, but I appreciate it.
>>3966705
I don't slack off, I don't stop, I never rest, and I NEVER tire!
...Perhaps it's moreso just pride in my service.
>>3966698
This.
Manual was torture.
>>3966738
So cute!!!!
>hugs you
>>3966705
One. And he's basically asking for it.
>>3966722
2 million? Isn't that a bit excessive? Not saying I don't want it or anything, but 2 million?
>>3966738
>He takes a step back as her voice rises.
Don't get too excited now.
>>3966751
Still, still. Most people don't appreciate waking up to a nice and toasty 300' Farenheit.
Newfags are cancer killing HG
>>3966722
>Mutters something about the camel god
Aah, but aren't those trees a pain? I do think that's the first time someone's actually used a scimitar in these games, come to think of it.
>>3966766
"Chump change", so to speak, among the veterans.
>>3966778
>>3966783
this
>>3966749
Sir, please.
>>3966766
Oh, dear, my apologies, sir, I hardly meant to intimidate....I suppose I am rather passionate about it.
>>3966778
>Mystical Space Typhoon
I can't help but feel sorry for these poor souls.
>>3966783
Newfags are bringing fresh blood
If anything they're saving HG.
>>3966783
(You)
>>3966784
In these harsh lands, it's only good if I worship the one deity who has water for me to sail.
>>3966783
Shitposters like you killing hg.
(You)
>>3966783
So much this
>>3966802
Fyxe is a newfag and she does jack shit for the community .
>>3966784
I continue to want to lash myself over my lack of fixing that error.
Somehow, though, I'm not surprised that he's won. The person who used divine magic, however....
>>3966784
Can't say I don't know people that pass out 2 mil as pocket change. And this girl have some nice moves...
>>3966794
It's fine, I've seen worse. Way worse.
>>3966801
F.
>>3966802
>The right kind of newfags anyway.
The real question is who are the newfags.
>>3966826
okay I can agree that Fyxe the furry is pretty shit
but because she's newfag doesn't mean all newfags are shit
>>3966826
>RP, respond to slides
>doesn't start drama
She still does a lot more than you shitposters.
>>3966829
>Mutant saying right kind
I bet you side with Magneto
Midfags > Oldfags > Newfags
>>3966829
And that was only me getting a little carried away...but I was being rather literal about my statement, regardless of the volume.
>>3966841
Now this is some bait that's been in storage for a while
>>3966827
Your aim is terrible!
>she cocks a pistol once shes out.
Now its my turn to throw connor!
>>3966834
>implying this is RP
>>3966834
>>3966853
Post your absolute favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Cards
I love Total Defense Shogun
>>3966829
I'd note that currently, the most expensive item you can get is the Christmas cracker, which costs about 2 billion, 147 and a half million gold.
>>3966827
I'm also rather unsurprised by these Bandosians, too...and it seems Polnareff is picking his battles very carefully.
>>3966853
>Fyxe has only been here for two weeks
feels like months with that cancerous fuck smdh
>Thinking hg of all places has any right to think theyre rp elitist.
Top kek.
>>3966853
It is, saw it yesterday and it was a pretty funny "meta" RP she did with Makoto.
Still better than a lot of bland avas that can"t write more than 6 words.
But yeah yeah, Makoto is cancer too, amirite?
>>3966883
Shut up Vino.
Reminder that if someone is more popular that (you) he is cancer. :^)
>it's a wiggins defends furry cancer as anon episode
When will they stop playing reruns?
Are we going all out on the shitposting now?
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming.
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
>>3966878
Aren't crackers worth much more than that? The amount you posted is the number limit of 32-bit systems, meaning that you can't have more than that number (although certain games bypassed this in a number of ways).
>>3966890
Vino is long time beddie bye
>>3966883
>funny "meta" RP
A. It's not funny, it's just obnoxious
B. It's not RP. If you honestly think that talking about how many (You)s you get is RP, you're either desperate or fucking insane.
C. Makoto is cancerous and has no personality.
>>3966827
Best one I've been to in a long time. Definitely better than whatever Scott could come up with.
>>3966839
No need to bring Metalhead into this, alright? We don't quite see eye to eye.
>>3966844
What's your job anyway? Anything to do with the scythe?
>>3966878
>He whistles.
Da-Hey, are those arro-YES THEY ARE ARROWS!
>>3966881
>I'd have to agree.
>>3966878
Hey!
>She puts a large snowball in a cannon.
Say sorry or I will shoot you [REDACTED]
>>3966901
Is that you Link?
>tfw having to smell my coffee or risk breathing in whatever's in the bathroom
help me
>furries derail the game
>again
>>3966872
>I like that guy far too much as well, but I think my enjoyment of (FP) Aussa and Flame Champion are obvious.
>Then again I just love the charmers in general. Alchemic and Slacker Magician seem neat, too.
>>3966904
I'm a gatekeeper, sir. Elly, by the way.
>She offers a curtsy
>>3966914
>this is how some people honestly twist the situation
>>3966919
the fact I can attack in defense mode makes me happy
>>3966911
>snores a no
>scratches ass and turns over
>>3966914
More like anons getting triggered by furfags desu sempai.
>>3966914
>furries
Where do you see a furry exactly here?
>>3966911
Nope.
>>3966563
Anything new at Pokemon Go? I'm almost level 10 and two guys ran into me when I tried to take over a gym.
Please give your regards to;
Midway
Hijiri Byakuren
Link
Iceman
>>3966878
I can't help but be amused that they of all people are practicing their thieving.
>>3966904
Oh, yes, quite the exuberant amount of money, eh?
>>3966911
Link is sleeping
>>3966951
kys bolin
>>3966955
Fuck. Well, I thought he was sleeping.
>>3966924
>I've got it in my current deck in Duel Generation for a reason. Plus, give that guy a D2 Shield and you've got a nearly-impenetrable wall. Then again, my deck is still an in-cohesive mass of cards
>>3966966
Technically he is sleeping in that picture
>>3966955
>>3966966
>mumbles
I'm really trying to, I swear.
>scratches nuts and falls back asleep
>>3966972
Tru
>>3966969
I don't even into deckbuilding
I just put in cards I think I can use
That and I don't own physical cards
>>3966947
Huh, what? Your weapon? Oh my, we ought to find that theif shouldent we?
>casually holds it behind her back.
>>3966969
Hey, I don't think so much time should be given for the death count slides, since they're basically optional anyways. People don't need time to read the event that happened to them, then come up with a response.
>>3966853
Nice cherrypicking m8
>>3966947
Come on, now, you're good at stealing, we get it.
...I think you made him angry.
>Squawk!
>>3966977
>he doesn't burn himself out until the early hours of the morning to the point of being unable to stay awake
Best method of falling asleep
>>3966919
Nice to meet ya, Elly. I'm going to give you one guess as to what my name is.
>His ice covered body glistens in the sun.
>>3966914
>Yeah, no. This is more people arguing about Fyxe's RP that was somehow born from a post about newfags killing HG.
>>3966947
*pop*
>He appears outside the arena.
It really is. Seems like too much for a cracker though.
>>3966872
>I've never gotten too deep into it, but I used to love pulling Sakeretsu Armor on my brother.
>>3967002
Jesus, that's impressive.
>>3967006
I'm in the same boat as him, but the amphetamines will keep me going through the day
>>3966984
>My own physical ones are a lot more jumbled and random shit, too. Only "Actual" deck I ever made was on Dueling Network and it was a Lightsworn deck.
>>3966990
>Sorry about that, I'll try and keep it snappier.
>>3966997
>
...I'd much rather not guess, for fear of winding up sounding like a fool.
>>3967018
No need to be sorry, just a suggestion
>>3966993
No! Im not just good at stealing! Im one of the best!
>steals next slide's commentary
>>3967012
6 am is my cut off point, I don't allow myself to stay awake any longer (unless I have to)
>>3966993
Apologies to REDACTED and Lynette Bishop
The tables have turned on the Egg!
However, there's not much of real consequence to be sighted here.
>>3967026
>You steal a bolt of divine lightning to the face
Mind trying that again?
>>3967018
C'mon, just guess once.
>Pic relates
>>3967053
>She sighs softly
Ice-man, sir?
>>3967024
I'd rather it be that everyone can enjoy my games, either way.
>>3967037
And still, some more peace, as Polnareff continues to carefully choose his battles, as well as his occupation.
Young woman...oh, she'll figure it out soon enough.
>>3967037
>her face burns off
>she's beyond pissed.
Ok. You want to play that game?
Il slaughter every last one of your tributes zeus!!
>>3967059
Bingo. How'd you guess?
>He winks.
>>3967069
Freeze man
>>3967064
The fragile mage gets in some much-needed exercise. It may be like that in other worlds, but on Gielinor, you need not sacrifice potency in any area so that another may flourish! You can be the jack-of-all-trades and a master of all, at that!
Again with the war tortoises. And unfortunately, the fencer couldn't pick his battles quite well enough.
>>3967066
Perhaps next time, avoid stealing from a god of justice, my child?
>>3967069
Lucky guess...awfully self-descriptive, don't you think?
ofh
>>3967079
I'l show you justice! I'l smite every soul I kill here! See how your beloved champions enjoy losing their face!!
>>3967103
sanic
>>3967079
Many an outerlander becomes a kinsman today.
I'm sure that wasn't what she meant by "shark" and "food".
>>3967076
I think you're thinking of Mr. Freeze.
>>3967089
Professor X. was short on ideas back then. Not that I don't like the name. It rolls off the tongue, sticks in your head.
ICEMAN!
>He does jazz hands as he says his name.
>>3967103
>Hoshi
>Jude
>Adachi
Your poor, unfortunate fallen.
>>3967104
Hm. About that....
>>3967103
You will be missed.
>>3967110
>Junko
>LF
>Neptune
>>3967116
>>3967107
And straight back to peace. I don't think that's sanitary....
>>3967113
I'm the biggest pleb when it comes to yugioh, so I looked it up
damn , that sounds pretty useful, it'd basically boost TDS's defense up to 4050
>>3967107
>>3967116
>she screeches and screams in pain
JUST GIVE ME MY FACE BACK!!!
>>3967108
I think I'll just stick with my normal name, myself....
>>3967132
Ah! And a personal favorite of mine to break through the peace.
>>3967140
Oh, walk it off or eat some food. Stepping near a bank will heal you in mere seconds.
>>3967136
No.
Bad.
>>3966766
That sounds like your problem. But sorry about that. I am just trying to make you warm.
>sorry for the long reply
>Internet is
>>3967110
I'm Stan Lee, motherfucker. Fuck your petty civil war.
>>3967150
>fucking up
>>3967137
Now check that shit with Superheavy Samurai Benkei.
He attacks using his DEF stat, and Spikeshield applies on attacks and being attacked.
Post friends
>>3967146
>she starts searching desperately
There are no banks here you stupid bird!!! Build one!!!
>>3967160
stop
>>3967157
>>3967146
Aaaaaand more peace.
...Anyone hungry?
>>3967162
Home Teleport, Burthorpe Lodestone.
>>3967113
>I never even heard of that one until now.
>>3967157
>Jesus fuck
>>3967144
Sounds like a plan, El.
>>3967170
Well, I suppose it's a rare delicacy for her, at least.
>>3967170
>several minutes after she tries it, she returns skin restored.
Consider yourself lucky that place exists birdy.
>>3967184
...Ahem.
>>3967178
...ly. Elly, sir.
>>3967188
Thank goodness, she finally learned a new spell! And thank goodness, some more action.
>>3967185
I'm no mere bird, my child.
>>3967160
i want to erp megumin
kamina please
>>3967211
And with that...we're left with the final 3.
>>3967160
>>3967223
F Celes-chan~
>>3967223
What's a bit...or a lot, of duelling between knights, eh? Winner, coming up next!
>>3967237
I want to F Celes-chan.
>>3967222
Unless you are senpai, then I demand a price of 7,000,000,000,000 eris.
>>3967238
I will finally be able to see exactly what a klebbit is.
>>3967251
>pays you 7,000,000,000,000 eris
>you can't question my rp or you're cancer
>>3967245
I would rather F Junko
>>3967150
"Warm" is an understatement. Maybe if you were trying to roast a ham, that'd be an average temp.
>>3967203
Just trying to be casual, El.
...ly.
Pre-season starts today so you know what that means. Game day
>>3967266
I-I will need more 0s, Hajime.
>>3967267
kys lad
>>3967237
>>3967245
Gentlemen, please.
>>3967271
I will still remember... 2-0.
Equal pay for equal work
>>3967251
>>3967266
>over 7 million
>over
>$$$$$$$$
GRAB THE LOOT BOYS!!
>an army of pirates led by liz kidnaps the 7,000,000,000,000 eris and Megumin
>>3967275
How come?
>>3967286
No shit. Why are you telling us?
>>3967270
Well looking how frozen you are. I am pretty sure that is the average temperature to defrost and warm up.
>>3967282
I know, same
...My browser froze. Both of them. More than once.
>>3967260
Kebbit, rather. Small, rabbit-like creatures, wanted for their meat and fur.
>>3967238
Magic counters melee, and with Ancient Magicks, well...
Behold the spell that needs no elaboration, beyond it's sound;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dyP4LDMLG4
>>3967277
I gave her an F, but I didn't want to GIVE her the F.
>>3967301
Fucking ocelot wins that day. Not next time.
>>3967270
I simply rather prefer my own name. After all, it's only two syllables long, sir.
>>3967290
D-Did I just get robbed by some fucking nigs?
>>3967312
We must give our meme magic to TSUUU man
>>3967308
We can all stalk her equally from our respective hiding places.
>>3967306
First a silver now a bronze. I need to do better.
I think this one was well-earned. After all, with all the training and spell-learning you did, it was to be expected.
Congratulations.
>>3967298
I don't need defrosting! I'm perfectly fine at room temperature, otherwise my powers would freeze me to death if I used them for too long.
>>3967314
Alright then, Elly. Whatever you say.
>He looks at he scythe.
That seems awkward to carry constantly.
>>3967306
>He holds his hands behind his back and whistles suspiciously.
>>3967290
>Calls an airstrike on you and your crew
>It blows up the eris too
>>3967306
>winning with freeze magic
I call hax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e36bwgsPY0
The placements.
>>3967336
Oh, don't flatter yourself. Ancient Magicks are a long-lasting, if infuriating mode of conventional combat.
>>3967344
Ah, but in Gielinor they're very, very deadly indeed.
>>3967331
Congrats. Demon. Whatever. And did you just use an Ice magic? That's something...
>>3967336
Uhh yeah about that. You're icy. No offense but ice covers literally every part of your body.
And by the way.... That witch stole your thing.
>>3967326
>>3967341
Already handled, as expected of a person of my prowess.
>>3967331
My victory was written from the start, as THE CRIMSON DEMON!
>>3967317
Negros led by a woman. Yes I did "cuck" them that hard.
>>3967326
>>3967344
Oh no you dont!
>she quickly gags and ties the cutie mage
>>3967341
The fuck?!!
>she dives out of the burning ship carrying the mage with her
Lastly, the summary.
Thank you for having me.
>>3967368
Need I guess that you'd like to see more Magic events? It's good to see you've learned a few more spells now.
>>3967362
And she used an Air spell earlier, as well.
>>3967371
L-Leave me be, unkempt villain.
>>3967379
I'd like to see more explosions.
>>3967379
>runs hand over Cele's name
Ah... she was here and so was I...
>>3967336
I've long since grown used to carrying it. It's practically a part of me.
>Weirdly enough she cradles it between her arms
And even if my arms hurt, I have other ways.
>>3967394
>licks Cele's name
Ahhn~
>>3967357
>He shrugs.
Ice has always been my game. It's worked pretty well too.
>>3967362
What about it? And this isn't the first time a witch has stolen my shtick either.
>>3967404
Like what? It's not like it'll just hover in mid air.
>>3967394
...No need to get creepy, now.
>>3967388
I'll see what I can do for that.
>>3967388
Never, il call you cute and you will like it!
>>3967379
... Has she given up on her words that she's never going to use any spell except for explosion spell?
>>3967371
Uhh abou-
Oh.... Airstrike.
>>3967424
Yeah. I was defrosting you so you can move that is all. I thought you're frozen in place.
>>3967424
>She lets go of it entirely
>It hovers in mid air.
>Moreover it floats over to her left side
Mind repeating that, sir?
>>3967321
Portugal winning is a disgrace to european football.
>>3967443
I will only enjoy my release, do it quickly or I will destroy you if I escape.
>Want my Lalaco folder?
>>3967444
She said such? Well, it's hardly my place to force her in to it. And besides, even those that hate magic can and will use it in my games at some point. If nothing else, it could be considered a stamina-building exercise for her specialty.
>>3967371
How many times were you raped by the negros you "cucked"?
>>3967415
No disrespecting the good name!
No! Stop! Cease at once!
>>3967426
What happened to sorrowful romance? Love is true and real when you feel attracted to the very foot print of the one in your heart and mind!
>>3967379
My thanks, pigeon.
>>3967444
Oh, no no no. I can move just fine.
>He bounces around a bit.
It's a special kind of ice that covers my body. It's as bendy as the rest of me.
>>3967445
>He covers his eyes with his icy hand.
Of course it does.
>>3967452
>Not wanting them to win so you can see Ocelot rage and kill him self
>>3967482
>lifts skirt
>>3967482
...Does your world give no reverence to their gods? By any means, my name is Armadyl. It's my pleasure. Hopefully next time I host these there'll be a fair few improvements.
>>3967461
And as far as I remember, she does not even put a single skill point in the ice or wind magic tree.
And by the way. Thanks for hosting Albatross.
>>3967488
Uhh. Is that your thing Ice boy? creating ice? I might want you nearby if I ever need shaved ice.
>>3967503
Keep your fat hands off of my wife
>>3967488
Well, it's hardly a normal scythe, sir.
...And a touch of telekinesis helps, as well. To my knowledge, it's the heaviest object I can lift with it.
>>3967520
It was my pleasure. And the world of Runescape simply doesn't handle magic the same way. To improve your Magic skill means to gain access to all spells as you go along.
>>3967463
1 tried. It didnt end well for him.
You dont rule a fleet consisting of every pirate that ever lived without being a little cutthroat
>>3967459
>yes, i need more redhead/ginger pirate girls in general
Oh dont worry, you'll enjoy the release alright~
>>3967520
It's IceMAN, and I'll be happy to give you an ice cube or two if you don't set me on fire.
>>3967523
Telekinesis? Ohhh! So you're a mutant!
>>3967562
Pardon? No, sir, I'm simply a youkai. This would be my, ah...ability, so to speak.
>>3967499
>I would rage too after my country lost to them yesterday. Because Portugal winning would mean they are better than Germany. This shall never happen.
>>3967521
>touches her butt
>>3967543
Ah. So it's basically like me except I have excelled your world's power.
>>3967562
Huh? Sure. But fire is not the only thing I can do.
>>3967591
>touches your butt in retaliation
>>3967582
Mutants are called different things in different countries. Are you sure a Youkai isn't a Mutant?
>>3967594
Still, as long as I'm not going to be turned into a steaming puddle.
>>3967601
...
>gropes her
>>3967594
It sounds entirely possible.
>>3967586
>You might be right about that.
>>3967611
I think the term's been about far longer...and most certainly. A "mutant" is still essentially human. Demons, fairies, vampires, oni, and the like, however.... No, youkai've always been so distinct from humans, sir. Ah, "monster" is another typical term.
>>3967503
>>3967521
>>3967653
Hey Kamina do we have a Darkness fag? I have a folder ready to go if not.
>>3967674
There isn't one.
>>3967611
What are you anyway. An guy trapped in ice or something?
>>3967624
The fact anything that I can perform any kind of magic is miraculous though. Still it is because of my past and bla bla bla.
>>3967674
>Darkness is left of the trio. So go for it sonny.
>>3967674
>Darkness
I feel filthy for playing a freeze mage.
>>3967695
Feel filthy for playing hearthstone instead
>>3967637
You look pretty human to me. A lot of mutants could pass off as human, and a lot of them do. Some aren't as lucky though.
>>3967684
I'm a mutant. A human born with a genetic mutation that gives me the power to create and control ice. Pretty sweet, huh?
>>3967684
The origins of magic on other realities are certainly interesting.
>>3967711
Most of us do, sir, and I've been told many a time I'd pass for human without my scythe...though my eyes are rather...different, typically. I assure you, sir, we're completely different....
>>3967674
>We do not.
>>3967553
>Let me gather some more images since it's so small and I'll upload it then
Damn you guys died...
It's ip to me to preform cpr
>Preforms car on everyone
>Slips some tongue in
>You like this
>>3967808
>pets the izaya
>whispers in his ear
New game when?
>>3967711
Mutant huh? Are you saying that you're born from a tube?
>>3967718
Well my father and I created magic. If I can call him one.
>>3967808
I think it's time for you to go home, sir...
>>3967741
>He scans you up and down before he shrugs, giving up.
Alright, I'll believe you. Are there any more youkai here?
>>3967830
When I'm anywhere near my computer.
So give me about two weeks.
>>3967840
But I'm already home.
You guys are house invading on my property.
>>3967851
>She reaches out and grabs her scythe again, resting it against her shoulder
Not at this exact moment, I don't believe, but there are certainly a few that're regulars here.
Lineup for today,
three new fags, so hope for the best
>>3967864
Don't you have the right to shoot property tresspassers?
>>3967902
Why do you post this here?
Honest question.
>>3967835
Uh...no. It's a natural genetic mutation. I'm not someone's renegade science experiment, that's Captain America.
>>3967884
I'll have to ask around later, then. What sort of powers to youkai have?
>>3967906
Dunno.
>>3967911
Because why not, you guys post anime related news so why can't I post my teams line up
>>3967864
Y-You are? ...Heheh, that's right! I've broken into your home, and there's nothing you can do about it! Are you afraid yet?!
>>3967938
>>3967929
Joltik is one cute kawaii nigger, f.am.
>>3967808
You're too drunk. Go home.
>>3967918
Natural Genetic Mutation. So basically the cells inside of you started to acting weird? Is that what you are talking about?
>>3967941
Hey there hybrid plant man
>>3967941
Not really, you don't look at that threatening.
>>3967864
...
>shitposts.
>>3967808
>>3967918
That...sort of depends on the type of youkai, and even on the individual level. But, flight is essentially universal, as is at least some degree of ability to use magic, typically offensively. There's also, ah...matters of durability, physical strength, healing, aging....
>>3967979
Plant hybrid? Communing with nature isn't one of my powers, but I shall consider adapting myself to it!
>>3967980
Kuhuhuhu, you said it yourself...I don't LOOK threatening! But beneath this young, boyish visage lies a slumbering demon, readly to unleash purgatorial hellfire!
>>3967967
They really are.
>>3967971
I'm not home enough! A few more, then I'll get a cab back drunk...
>>3967981
>Replies with a paragraph of upset text on why you're wrong and I'm right
>>3967983
Again?
Is this all you can do?
>>3966939
Nothing new from my end considering its 3am.and I cbf going out tonight.
Some cunt keeps using lures on a spot just down the street but I'm comfy in my bed...
>>3968017
So that's what you kids are playing these days?
Pretending to be demons? What ever happened to cops and robbers?
>>3967971
I was born like this. I mean, my powers were dormant until my high school years, but they've always been part of me.
>>3967985
Cool. I know a couple guys who can fly, and a couple others are nearly invincible. We're a pretty diverse bunch.
>>3968039
Your favourite Gen 1 Pokémon?
>>3968039
>baits by saying he was just pretending to be retarded.
>>3968039
You think when they use lures, they actually wait there until the time is over?
I've seen a lure used today and there were a bunch of people sitting on a bench, but they weren't using their phones
>>3968049
So basically... It's not magic?
>casts a snowball spell and throws it to Iceman
Not like that?
>>3968049
Many youkai would be essentially immortal as well, provided we don't get sealed, first...it's all such a complex matter. I can barely keep track of it all.
>>3968039
>>3968068
Nice shitposting, mates.
>>3968039
Pretending?! There is no falsehood in my tragic story, mortal... My tale is one of greatness, at the cost of much suffering. A tale so sad, that were I to tell it to you, you'd be bawling like a child!
>>3968077
>He forms an ice shield on the back of his forearm, blocking the snowball.
Yup. Not magic at all, just genetics.
>>3968085
Sealed? Like, "locked in a box forever" sealed?
>>3968099
Yeah, could you tell your preachers to fuck off waking me at 9 AM every Sunday morning? Thank you in advance, Jesus.
>>3968112
"Bodiless and soul-bound to an object or struct" sealed. Or occasionally "bodiless and essentially forced in to nonexistence utterly alone with nothing but your thoughts".
>>3968118
I don't rely on preachers to spread the word of my escapades! I don't know what you're talking about!
>>3968059
Farfetch'd.
Without a doubt.
>>3968068
>Falls for the bait and replies with more upset text
>keeps crying for attention
>When he stops getting attention quits the games
>Comes back a few hours later.
>>3968075
People go to them. Someone dropped one at the McDonald's here and when I went up there was a group of guys all sitting there. We chilled with them and caught pidgys while we chatted.
>>3968099
Daddy left and then you got deluded in your own imagination to the point you start believing everything you say right now?
>>3968143
Farfetch'd Mega Evolution FUCKING. WHEN?
>>3968133
That's terrifying. Who in their right mind would do that to someone?
>>3968167
I wouldn't use it tbqh.
Stick is a you need.
Just crit everything.
>>3968143
>plans to leave
>forgives reason he wanted to leave within an hour
>cant go back without looking like a cunt
>well fuck
>>3968198
It's a fucking duck that rekts bitches with a fucking leek. You are right. It doesn't need a Mega Evo. I am almost inclined to make a duck based team for Sun/Moon.
>>3968143
...The status of my paternal guardian is not your concern!
>>3968194
Words can't describe it.... And mostly? Shrine maidens and the like. It's their job to "Exterminate" "troublesome youkai".
>>3968207
Just do what I do and don't show up unless you're really fucking bored instead of leaving.
>>3968215
I used one too ein a tournament against a bunch of try hards because I filled it with crit moves and a stick.
>>3968234
Hit the nail on the head huh?
>>3968245
These "shrine maidens" sound like lunatics. Are all youkai troublesome youkai to them?
>>3968265
I refuse to comment... Change the subject or go away!
twat
>>3968277
It depends COMPLETELY on their opinions and mood. The one I know the best, so to speak, during an "incident", completely sealed away one mountain youkai was that just trying to leave her alone even after trying to avoid conflict, beat my co-worker to near-death, and completely incapacitated me.
...That said, some of us do deserve it, I suppose.
>>3968283
Gay.
>>3968283
You're the one. In my house right now.
Why would I leave you on my house without me in it?
>>3968305
Wow...I'd ask if you tried reasoning with them, but people like that are beyond reason.
>>3968338
Miss Reimu's "gut" is supposedly infallible. I took the blame for her shrine being destroyed recently because I was the first youkai she saw afterwards, and the human who outright confessed to it immediately after I got sealed got away with nothing more than being called a "brat".
>>3968307
Congratulations!
>>3968310
Because I am immovable! I will only leave of my own volition, so unless you wish to stay here for an unknown amount of time, I'd recommend leaving!
>>3968112
Well. I guess that's different in my case. All is directed by mana.
>>3968366
Hey kid! The dark lord never do those things that you are doing you know.
>>3968379
Mana? Mind explaining?
>>3968365
That sounds...all too familiar, actually. Besides the sealing part.
>>3968366
Don't reply to me or my son ever again
I summon Squid Girl
>>3968402
Well...supposedly she had her tank destroyed and herself physically beaten the next time they met, but....
>She weakly shrugs
I can't deny that it's certainly deserved, on occasion. Most 'incidents' are caused by bored, powerful youkai, and others have very...specific diets.
>>3968379
You wish to lecture an expert on the Dark Ones? For what purpose? I already know all!
>>3968407
There's no way you already have a son after just discovering your sexuality, even through adoption! Unless...oh my, I think you're in too deep...
>>3968421
"I'm going to play a Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa ava"
>>3968402
You never ever heard of mana? it is basically the essence of magic. To cast magic one must have mana.
>>3968431
Well. You are talking to him right now.
>>3968430
What do you mean by...specific? You don't mean...oh. Oh.
>He shakes his head.
Well, maybe they could find, ya know...alternatives?
>>3968459
Magic? So that's how you set people on fire? Most magic I've heard of is "making the lady behind the curtain vanish" sort of stuff.
Hi , where is the game?
>>3968459
...Which one? Lucifer, Caine, Lilith...or is it one of the non biblical ones? Hades, perhaps? There are a lot of Dark Ones!
This place that was made to house Survial Games and their participants lacks something. I'm not sure what it is but it does.
>>3968482
>KK
>>3968474
Some like me don't need anything at all, others can make do with anything, vampires have blood, some have more...abstract concepts, but I believe there's some that can only survive on human.
>She shivers
...The sensation's absolutely wretched, in my own opinion.
>>3968501
I suppose you mean the games, miss...?
>>3968501
Naked breasts?
>>3968501
Things would be much easier with Sayumi-san around... Not that I need assistance, of course! I'm far above such a foolish endeavour...
>>3967808
A GAY WHOREHOUSE
>>3968494
Lucifer? He's dead. Caine? He's dead. Lillith? She's dead. Are you that old fashioned? They're dead way before I was even born.
>>3968501
It lacks people and games. That's what it lacks.
>>3968517
>>3968518
>>3968542
>>3968555
I remember now! There's no Survival Game going on right now!
>>3968555
Dead? Dark Ones don't die, fool! They're the Dark Ones for a reason, after all! Someday I too, will reach that level of legend...!
>>3968580
That too, but Sayumi-san is also missing!
>>3968580
Thank you for repeating exactly what I said, miss....
>>3968517
Jeez...well, I can't say I wouldn't be angry if my neighbors were on the menu, but I'd at least try and make a compromise.
>slowly a dolly head comes from the side
What are you plebs doing?
>>3968619
Chilling around, waiting for a game.
>>3968619
Who are you calling pleb, brat
>>3968586
Who cares about your imaginary friend when we have bigger problems?
>>3968591
I'm sorry, but I was just having a discussion with myself over important matters when you people rudely interrupted me.
>>3968627
Oh wow, how exciting.
>>3968631
I'm calling the masses in this place a pleb, red-head.
ZA WARUDO
>>3968608
Admittedly, some of us are the "monsters" they make us out to be, but...it's been a very long time since I've heard of villages depopulated by oni raids, or children being lured out their homes by magicians. We're only as varied as humans are in tempers, and as frustrating as it can be, people like the shrine maiden are necessary for the humans' safety.
>>3968634
Yo uwere the one who asked aloud, miss.
>>3968580
I told you so.
>>3968586
They die. You don't believe me?
>opens a portal that shows the graveyard of hell
Go figure.
>>3968619
Ready for liverpool to play,
>>3968655
The heckle is a Liverpool?
>>3968650
>Time still goes like normal
Don't use time magic please.
>>3968662
The team I coach
>>3968650
>STAR PLATINUM'S THE WORLD
The one who stopped time... was me
>>3968619
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool. You?
>>3968651
>He sighs.
I...guess. Maybe this whole ordeal hits a little close to home. I was almost killed by an angry mob when my powers surfaced.