/sug/ - Steven Universe General What a Clusterfuck Edition

Niggers

Faggots

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>the year is 2018
>shit has gone crazy
>we have like 25 gems comprising the CGs
>we haven't seen Pearl since the S3 finale
>the episodes frantically rush to capture tens of gems per episode
>no more slice of life episodes
>the leak for season 4 episode 5 shows we're getting two new gems
>the most popular ship is now Jade x Coal
>Lapidot and Amedot are forgotten
>Jasper still hasn't been seen since SWI
God damn Steven's infaliable charisma.

So what causes Steven to free Bismuth? Why does he let her out when previously he had decided just to leave her be

https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-lapis-flight

This is a really nice track, hot damn.

>>3958772
it's all the speculation that makes me hate her.
and the fact that she looks like a pack of tropical fucking twizzlers

>>3959318
I just think the design sucks. All the fanart based off the shadow she was in the flashback was much better.

>>3959283
geez man

>>3959122
>>3959229 #
>>3959160 #
You see how very close she is with Garnet and Pearl? Did she turn into a psycho that needs to be locked away in a short time?

And Rose bubbled her in her secret place for Steven to find eventually (the videotape addressed to him was there)

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>>3959283
i don't like it

>>3959394
I mean people can still have friends even though they are monsters

I think its likely that Rose kept what Bismuth did secret from the other CGs and had her locked away secretly because she didn't wanna demoralize them

>>3959394
Bismuth is a mad dog machine against Homeworls gems... But she is Rose's failed experiment so she treats her like a child and won't punish

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I wish they had gotten Roz Ryan to voice Bismuth, I know she's had a lot of roles before and Sugar likes to go for obscure voice actors, but I love her voice too damn much.

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>>3959394
Yes, why else would she have been locked away for thousands of years in a Rose Quartz bubble in a place she never told anyone about?

>>3959448
I miss imagining Bismuth would be hot

>>3959470
I miss imagining Bismuth would have a cool design.

>Mr. Greg gets title dropped in The Bazzzillionaire clip.
>Airs after Drop Beat Dad.

What if Marty shows up and it turns out that he owes Greg a metric truckload in royalties for his music, which actually took off after he and Marty split but Greg never found out about due to living in Beach City for so long?

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fuck Bismuth in her manly pussy ?

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I like /trash/. I can post my lewd Pearl sketches here.

GUIIIIIIIIISEEEE Y DON U LEIK MEEEEEH?!?!!??!?!?1?1?!?11??!?×?1??!?!??1?1?1??1?!?? ASLO IM TOMATOE PYEEEEE!!!1!1!1#1!1!1!!!!!#!1!!!1!1÷÷1÷÷1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!1!!$$!1!!!!1!!1!1!!!

>>3959492
I really hope that there isn't a Greg gets rich and Greg blows all his new money episodes

I just hope he was saving up for a very long time to take Steven on a really nice vacation

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>>3959508
It's great, I love it!

>>3959511
Hello Kim

>>3959546
>saving up to a bazzzilionare with a carwash in a podunk little town

>>3959508
And I can look at your lewd Pearl sketches. Everyone wins!

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>>3959508
That's more cute than lewd honestly.

>>3959590
I mean bazzzilionare doesn't mean anything

it wouldn't be easy but he could save up like 10 thousand dollars for a really fantasy weekend in Empire City, I mean he literally lives in a van he isn't exactly living an extravagant life, and car washes are more lucritive than you might think, mainly cause profit margins are very high, its costs like 10 cents to give a car a $5 wash and its not like he is paying other people to do the work for him

>>3959665
There's like 30 people in Beach City.

>>3959686
I mean there are like 15, but they supposedly do a decent tourist trade in the summer like any East Coast beach town

The show hasn't really shown us the tourist season but they talked about it a bit, most notably in Ocean Gem

presumably most of Greg's business comes from people driving into Beach City on vacation, not the people who actually live in the city itself

GUISE I JUST DID A POOPY IN MAH TOILEEET!1!11!1!! IT STNIKS 2 HGIH HEEVEN!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!1!! FUG ITD SUKK 2 B A TOILETTTT!1!1!!1!+!! PEEPS R ALWYZ SHEEEITIN INYO MUOTH!1!1!!1!11!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!+!!1!1!!!!1!! DEN GAWD FURBUD SUMBUDY DONT LET U SWOLLOW AN DER SITKNY POOPY JSUT SITZ DER INDO MUOTH!2!1!1!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!! IMUGIN SUMONE HAZ DIAREA BUTT DEN LEEVEZ!1!11!1!!1!!!!!1#1##1##1!1!1!11!1!!1!1!

>>3959811
Fantastic, Kim.

>>3959811
let's take a step back there sonny jim

HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOO GUIIIIIIIIISEEEE WAT R U DOIN GUIIIIIIIIISEEEE??!?!?!?11?1??1!!?!?!??1?1?1?1??1?1?!?!÷???1?? ITZ BEN LEIK 15 MIN NAW AN NUBUDY HAZ CUMMUNTED!1!!1!!1!1!!!#1!#1#1#!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!

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>>3960065
I love you Kim

>>3960065
I'm fine. Are you, Kim?

>>3959811
is your ass ok

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Where the writefags/drawfags at?

>>3960119
Suffering.

>>3960119
WELP I AM TOMATOE PYE SOS IMMA DREWFLAG!1!1!1!1!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!#1!11##1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!1!!1!11!

>>3959226
Haven't been in a /sug/ threads in months. This pic lured me in here. Nice

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>>3960119
drawfag here
Just finished an edit
working on the back catalog right now
what do you want?

>>3960097
DAAAAWWWWW I LOEV YOUY 2!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1
>>3960098
IM GR8 M8!!1!!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!!1!1
>>3960105
MAH AZZ BURNZ!1!!1!!1!!1!1!1!!!!×!!×!×!1!!×-!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!!

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Steven universe is probably the only cartoon I care about anymore.

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>new amethyst design
>bismuth airs after Steven vs. Amethyst
the fuck happened

Anybody else excited for the new season of Samurai Jack?

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>>3960119
>>3960135
>>3960138
>>3960147
You ask for draw fags Anon what do you want?
vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww6EvNDPfwE

>>3960267
Did I miss something who is bismuth.

>>3960291
I hope it's good, keeping my hype and expectations low.

>>3960316
You missed everything. Go watch the leaks.

i hope we see connie in this bomb. i love her so much

>>3960316
https://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w

Also, watch this one too:
https://youtu.be/wDvhh6MJBT0

>>3960342
We are most definitely going to see her. Probably first in Too Short to Ride.

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>>3960316
It's Jaspers new corrupted form
She fused with other gems down in the pit.
Shit is pretty cray

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>>3960297
Not him but...

A toned Priyanka wearing Connie's training uniform?

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>>3960359
That song is so damn catchy. Especially when Pearl gets in.

>>3960297
Rose using a stiffened Pearl, like in the Mr. Greg clip, as a sword. Maybe fighting a swordfish?

>>3960372
Oh it was just leaks
I'll ignore them until it airs. More suprise then.

>>3960297
Sapphire lying on the ground with a silly expression on her face?

Although I do think it's kind of funny Jasper becomes bismuth because of all the speculation that happend on if it was going to be a plot point at some time.

>>3960535
>>3960372
Jasper isn't bismuth you chucklefucks. You have no proof.

>>3959441
Glad I'm not the only one who agrees this show is similar to Transformers.

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>>3960119
going to sleep

>>3960595
ONE of these videos Anon linked is proof.

>>3960407
Its like they tried to rotoscope it. Or wanted to make it look like they tried to rotoscope it.

So wait if the cluster is bubbled. Why would it still be in the center of the earth. Shouldn't it get teleport ed back to the base?

So with the theory that Bismuth was a war criminal that Rose bubbled for attacking civilians;

What if Bismuth ends up fulfilling the role that some people though Jasper might fill, a gem that not even Steven can redeem. She's just too dead set in being a complete monster to anyone who isn't a Crystal Gem?

>>3960694
It's still in the center of the earth because it's too fucking big for the temple. Also, bubbled stuff doesn't just automatically get sent back. The gem who bubbled it has to purposefully send it, which Steven didn't do because it's way too big.

>>3960694
No, teleporting the bubble is a seperate action from actually bubbling it.

>>3960694
It doesn't teleport unless you want it to.

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>>3960695
Imagine how analpained tumblrfags are going to get if this is true.

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>>3960660
It does not.

>>3960714
I'm just saying why leave it there. If someone comes and pops the bubble. They could just make it blow up or whatever they wanted to do with it. I'd try to fuck it.

>>3960737
I think this just became one of the best reasons why I really hope this happens. The shitstorm will be glorious.

Anyone else think Bismuth seems a little out of place? What with her shabby design and little build up. She doesn't really feel like main character material.

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>>3960595
A few threads back some Anons got in argument about if Mr.Maheswaran was Japanies.
No side budged, but they did agree that if the show or crew haven't said if something is false,
then it's true.
So with that logic: Jasper is Bismuth.
Also Hitler did nothing wrong in the SU universe.
Whites were slaves, and blacks the rulers.
Illuminati was a secret society made to fuck dolphins
And Amythist has sucked every townies cock
Peridot is for fug
And every Tuesday pearl has to cut off Steven's foreskin due to it healing back
(He uses spit for lube)
It's all true
You cant prove it wrong.

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PLEASE let Bismuth die horribly or be pure evil

I'm so fucking tired of not having Jasper for months as it is. Last thing we need is another big gem taking her place. Especially one with such an unappealing design and personality (based on what we've seen).

>>3960767
Because gravity. If there wasn't something in the center of the earth, all that mass around there would try to fill that void. This is bad for a shitton of reasons that more imaginative or educated people can speculate on.

>>3960823
What does it look like? Rainbows and edges?

>>3960824
Also MLP is the better show, since neither show or its associated staff will confirm or deny this statement.

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>>3960824
>And every Tuesday pearl has to cut off Steven's foreskin due to it healing back

dude would you fuck a gem

>>3960850
The earth isn't formed around the cluster. I thought it was just a kind of tumor that was put inside it. If there was an empty space there the earth wouldn't collapse to fill it. It has a lot of empty spaces like that on the inside. I don't know this for sure because I haven't been down there. It would probably be filled with magma.

>>3960737
I mean this is obviously gonna be the case, I really doubt there will be a shitstorm

>>3960858
I don't know, I just had a gut feeling about Bismuth. Something doesn't sit right.

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>>3960449
not that anon but

>>3960823
she isn't gonna be a main character, she will be there for like 5 episodes at most before being imprisoned again

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>>3960906
Yes. How's this even a question?

>>3960919
Fair enough. I just meant that, since the cluster is right where our core should be, removing it via teleportation would probably have terrible repercussions for everyone else.

Hey, a plot point of the show in which the core of the planet is a powerful alien life form waking up! That's just like Unicron in Transformers Prime!

>>3960934
I think it's likely too, but you're underestimating how much of a group of massive pissbabies tumblr can be when one of their "muh diversity" characters gets killed off or shown to be evil.

>>3960906
I'm afraid it might kill me.

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>>3960297
Lars getting molested by Armstrong?

>>3960845
I mean pure evil is probably an exaggeration but Rose wouldn't imprison one of her own comrades for over 5000 years for no good reason

Bismuth is rather clearly a war criminal, I mean we already saw her intentionally attacking civilians

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>>3959226
Future episodes for reference.

>>3960974
Unicron was an absolute boss.

>>3960975
how exactly is adding another character that is blackish adding diversity? Garnet already fills that slot

I think you just have a vision of tumblr that isn't actually based in reality but whatever a lot of people on this site randomly trash talk other sites without having a clue what they are talking about

>>3960988
One question is left to be answered, why'd she leave her for Steven? Perhaps a test?

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>>3960906
Absolutely.

/r/ Peridot trying to shapeshifting into a cat.

>>3960695
I doubt she'll let a war criminal in a place she knew Steven would find someday.
I agree to some point though. I think Bismuth was so loyal to the cause, she attacked any non-Crystal Gem on sight, but I think she was bubbled for her own good, with hopes that maybe they'll find a way to make her understand destroying everyone on sight who is not your ally is not the only option. I do think Steven will make up her mind, she doesn't seem evil at all.

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>>3961031
Some of them are already starting to act like pissbabies, though, and we've only gotten a tiny clip of Bismuth so far.

>>3960988
Bismuth is an OP weapon smith and Rose didn't want her powers to fall into enemy hands, so she bubbled her

OR
Bismuth was her best lover and wanted to preserve her like a piece or meat for later

OR Pearl was getting hot for Bismuth and Rose got jealous, so he bubbled her. Which is by Pearl was examining theRose bubble of gem shards, she was hoping for a piece of bismuth because it's been over 14 years and she's very thirsty

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>>3961051

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peel

>>3961070
>yes it is a race thing
tumblr

>>3961032
I mean we are assuming that Lion's literal only duty and purpose is for Steven

I think she just left stuff in Lion that was too important to her or in general to leave anywhere else. So there is the tape for Steven but I don't think things like the sword, the t shirt and Bismuth were put there for Steven but more so Lion could keep them safe for Rose

>>3961077
Aww

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>>3960954
Thanks mate.
Looks great.

>>3961076
The apron and excessive bulk leads me to believe Bismuth's weapon is a hook/cleaver combo, and Bismuth should buy Blink Dagger and not leave mid because of some faggot in ranked. Basically Bismuth is Pudge.

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>>3960906
Without hesitation

>>3961009
Calling it. The TBA episodes are the Bismuth special, and the 3-parter is actually the season finale, which was moved up in the list due to production order or due to also being multiple parts, and Last One Out of Beach City happens right before the 3-parter.

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>>3961070
Or it could just be the fact she is fucking muscular, like how Garnet is strong. Tumblr is ridiculous sometimes.

Have you ever came on some of your crystal gems irl?

>>3961157
I wish I owned some.

>>3961076
I mean its possible that Bismuth is some type of smith, artison or architect, hence her commenting on using wood as a building material for their base

but I would be extremely shocked if she wasn't imprisoned for what basically amount to war crimes, we already saw her commit some of them, and that will probably turn out to only be one of many cases

>>3961167
They are cheep if you can find small ones. Big ones not so much. I've seen an amythst worth at least 2000 bucks.

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Would you stick a gem up your ass, /sug/?

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look at this FUCKING egg

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>>3959283
>Jasper still hasn't been seen since SWI

>>3961210
because she's dead

>>3961201
Not malachite because I don't want to die.

>>3961022
"Do you know me, servant of Primus?"

>>3961210
oh please, how big of a gap was it between Ocean Gem and the next time Lapis appeared?

just because she isn't around doesn't mean she is forgotten by the writers

>>3961201
Yeah, but that was before Steven Universe even started airing.

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>filename

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>>3961277

>>3961182
That's so true. She attacked a non-combative gem who looked scared and clearly tried to fly away...with a big grin on her face. And left her gem in the middle of a raging war zone where Lapis could have died for real with a second stomp.

Bismuth has done shit like this A LOT.

>>3961277
Oh great Visual Novel Anon.
I summon thee.

To wonder how you've been.

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Here's my Ammy

>>3961298
it was just a lapis jeez take it easy don't throw me in a big pink cat

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>>3961210
>mfw Jasper returns only to be corrupted/bubbled forever

>>3961346
>jasper returns and then walks upstairs to never be seen again

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I also have one of these. Idk what it is.

>>3961321
What about the other 99 gems jizzmuth

>>3961371
That is an anus

>>3961371
Not gonna lie, I stuck my dick in one of those when I was a kid, and scratched my dick up something fierce. It taught me the dangers of unprotected sex.

>>3961371
stick your dick in it

>>3961376
she seemed pretty violent in Same Old World though. But yeah let's make it a race thing.

>>3961376
I see they already forgot she punched out Lapis for (as far as we know) no reason.

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>>3961346
>>3961210
>>3961229
>This ship is becoming more and more OOC as time goes on, and Peridot gets more on-screen time and development with the Crystal Gems
I want to fucking kill myself and do a die

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Use this wisely.

>>3961376
Good grief.

>>3961391
I can fit the tip of my finger in it but that's about it. My dick would only fit the very tip in.

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Also the original.

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>>3961401
that's because Peridot has found a much better quartz soldier for her to love and be protected by

>>3961398
I love how before this clip, everyone demonized the fuck out of Bismuth for hurting preshus angle Lapiss. But since she's 'poc coded' now everything she does is right and perfect. I wonder if I could get away from calling tumblr people faggots by being non white and not straight.

>>3961415
this resolution sucks

>>3961401
Eh I never had high hopes for that ship, but I do think they'll make up. Peri didn't seem to hate her, she seemed to think she was annoying.

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>>3961415

>>3961376
Why the need to target white su fans specifically instead of addressing all the su fans as a whole? Goddammit.

>>3961290
That looks like Jon Tron.

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>>3961415

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>>3961456
Do eet.

>>3961465
Bismuth is the second most unfuckable gem I've seen yet.

>>3961491
BUT DOGS CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE

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>>3961448

>>3961457
Give me a better image of a computer screen at that angle.

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>>3961477
I've never been too hopeful either, but they could have had some great chemistry, I think
>>3961448
Stop pls

>>3961516
who is less fuckable than Bismuth?

>>3960119
Tryna fuck desu

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>>3961519
It's not really eating the choco

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>>3961415
;_;

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>>3961531
I wasn't actually gonna post more, but since you asked me to stop

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>>3961415

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>>3961516

what are you listening to sug ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYZ9n-cOnp0

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>>3961550
Please....... (Amydot is still also a good shit though I must admit)

>>3961568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5nFVzk_cSE

>>3961540
Yellow diamond

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>>3961568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBqxw6I0aoY

>>3961531
Jaspis is better.
>>3961550
Anon, don't bait to spite others. Care about your pair and don't use it as a tool for triggering.

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>>3961540
peridot

I don't know what it is about bismuth but I would trip acid with her.

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>>3961376

>>3961457
You're right, I can't read this.

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>>3961593
>Anon, don't bait to spite others
I was being theatrical for comic effect. I am pretty disappointed about no Jaspidot.

Also
>Jaspis
Maybe, but not viable in the longterm and extremely unhealthy.

>>3961309
>black

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>>3961401
Odd, serious jaspidot fans are very rare on /trash/. I still like the ship, but equally happy with them being supreme BROTP.

You know peri like quartzes for a reason. How many other quartzes has she spent time with to admire them so much? I take peri's willingness to argue with Jasper as meaning she has trust in her not to hurt her. Jasper was the leader of that mission an her superior, that puts her flippancy in perspective. Compare her groveling with YD/flinchiness with the CGs and her behavior with Jasper. I think Jasper was extra stressed on the trip to earth and potential Rose encounter and wore peri out, hence her line about her making her tired.

And if no ships go canon, you can at least expect shippy moments between the two because if crewniverse doesn't commit...everyone will get shipteases, easy

>>3961593
I also prefer it.

>>3961568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FcKC5PJVM

>>3961589
The only reason Yellow Diamond should be unfuckable is because of her massive stature. Even then, you could probably slip your entire body into her vagina and jerk yourself off inside her.

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>>3961647
I had a choice

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>>3961639
Definitely unhealthy but hot.
Healing and comfort is best on it's way.

>>3961604
why do I suddenly feel that at one point someone is gonna be stuck in a bad situation with both Bismuth and Jasper but they won't be sure which one to trust and which one will just make things worse and how they end up resolving that will decide which one becomes a Crystal Gem and which one is bubbled and imprisoned for all eternity

They will choose to trust Bismuth but they will be wrong for doing so but they end up getting saved by Jasper anyway

>>3961568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCd6PfxOy0Y

>>3961678
If she looked like how she did before they changed her design. Maybe she would've been.

>>3961715
Seriously, do these people even watch the show?

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>it's a steven learns about fooly cooly episode


what happens ?

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>>3961712
crap this is gonna be the heart of Jasper's redemption isn't it?

she will be contrasted against Bismuth with Jasper actually being the noble and honorable one and Bismuth being the cruel and dishonorable one

>>3961662
Wasn't she just an escort and Peridot was the leader of the Earth mission?
Jasper just took control when Rose Quartz was priority.

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I'm not even searching for these specifically. I just keep seeing them as I browse tumblr.

>>3961737
He enjoys a short but great anime. That's about to get a sequal season.

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>>3961662
Oh yeah, definitely wouldn't mind them just being friends/friendly acquaintances, as long as I see some more interaction with them. As a couple or just a pair of goons fucking about, I'd be happy any way.

True, shipteasing seems to be the way they're going ATM, and so much of it in every combination.

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>>3961465
>>3961481
>>3961510
>>3961604
>>3961622
>>3961689
I'm pretty convinced it's impossible to make this character attractive.

>>3961771
It looks like a gorrila with a rave wig on.

>>3961771
people have had less than 24 hours

literally none of the really good artists have tried yet

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>>3961762

the last anime you watched is now doing a crossover with SU

what happens ?

>>3961752
>but the fat characters are all suspicious and bad
Who, Greg? Yellowtail?

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>>3961786

>>3961791
I watched the first episode of the shitty new Berserk anime.

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>>3961771

>>3961791
>The Big O
I don't know, someone else can try if they want to but I'm drawing a blank.

>>3961791
Steven and the crystal gems learn how to become cooler from the coolest person to ever exist. Sakamoto.

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>>3961771
Not impossible, just difficult.
I much prefer the colors in the flashback.

>>3961791
Nichibros

The main plot is left out and everyone is acting like a bunch of high school kids in a SoL setting. Also the MC is constantly forgotten.

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>>3961771
You're making her sad, anon.

>>3961752
how the shit is bismuth fat?

>>3961852
Tumblrfags don't lift, so they don't recognize the difference between a muscular character and a fat character.

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>>3961750
The Ruby squad stated Jasper was the leader of the earth mission.
>>3961639
>unhealthy
Without good development, yes. This show is all about forgiveness and not dwelling in the past. Think about all of the serious shit the CGs have done to each other and they are longtime comrades. What happened with Jasper and Lapis was in a war setting, too. Peridot was the other badguy in the ship and her confirmed interrogator no less, as how long did it take or Lapis to be alright with literally moving in with her? Less than a day.

They seemed to even team up at the end there in SWI to beat the CGs, not before Jasper said that she was impressed with Lapis' fortitude. I don't doubt that the whole experience will still be a hang up or both them for a time to come, of course (though notice the issue Lapis had with the fusion so far is only the being in the deep dark water part, as she says in Barn Mates).

But seeing a stable Malachite and seeing how she'd look (and sound! she needs a voice) under better circumstances is top priority to me platonic or not, though it is a long time coming.

>>3961820
Steven and Guts don't get along very well. He gets along with ishirido just fine. He also attempts to bond with the little witch and he shows her his magic.

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>all the people on tumblr complaining about everyone wanting rough treatment from Bismuth and think it's just because she's black

Did they forget the episode where she was smiling like a madman while poofing Lapis?

>>3961875
>Think about all of the serious shit the CGs have done to each other
What have they ever done to each other?

>>3961916
she's black coded so she can't do wrong, anon.

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>>3961752
>black-coded
what the fuck?

>>3961916
I don't think half the tumblr fanbase even watches the show.

>>3960663
According to the crew, they had Shelby do tap to record the sound and provide references for animation.

>>3961921
Cry for help fucked up garnet pretty bad for a while

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>>3960428
>started on request
>got distracted
>played some doom
>2:00pm
I'll finish it tomorrow.
No guaranties on it being better.

>>3960391
>>3960985
Don't worry Anons. got your request on stickynote.
I should post something in a day or two

>>3960449
looks like another draw fag helped you out.

sleepy sleepy sleepy

>>3961927
"Coded" is, well, code for stereotyping race for characters that they don't apply to.

>>3961927

black coded = hints at being black
aka stereotypes
tumblr is the true racist

>>3961927
I th8nk he meant black colored

>>3961979
Pretty much, yeah.

>>3961953
See, this is good fanart. On model, and doesn't make the character look fucking weird like >>3961899 THIS.
What is this?

>>3961998
Is that Justin Bieber

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>>3961875
>The Ruby squad stated Jasper was the leader of the earth mission.
See I thought that was implying that they were searching for Peridot so that they can have her point them out about Jasper's whereabouts.
Peridot was assigned the Earth mission, so I'm sure she's confirmed the leader.

bismuth seems too motherly to be attracted to for me. I imagine it would be comforting to fall asleep next to her.

>>3961998
You hear that? Only the blackies can wear this hairstyle.

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>>3961979
>>3961975
"Stereotyping characters is only okay when I do it"
-Tumblr.com

>>3961998
I'm not black and I think that person is racist as fuck.

>>3961998
That's actually surprisingly racist, it's the same thinking that lead to "only white people can have these bathrooms."

>>3962020
You mean kinda like how all of the crystal gems in some way are momlike?

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>>3961998
>"these are not dreads"
>posts a picture of dreads

Just because it's shitty doesn't mean they aren't dreadlocks. Also that person is a fucking idiot because White people had afro's all the time in the seventies.

>>3962042
A better example, which shows the hypocrisy, is "only men can use this bathroom, they have the genitals for it".

>>3962056 I mean in a way where nothing is sexually appealing about her but you could form a platonic bond with her.

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>>3961998
>a hairstyle only black people have

How progressive and tolerant of you.

the amount of people i see predicting that "alone at sea" will be a malachite flashback episode is ridiculous like...they already did the "fun adventure is fun until lapis gets triggered" idea. jasper is coming back and lapis is gonna get fucking pissed.

>>3962094
>"shes clearly bad bcus she was bubbled
Why the fuck else would she be trapped in a place Rose told no one else about?

>>3962101
Sounds like the friend zone

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>Tumblr being tumblr
I can laugh for one second until i realize they are serious and these are the kind of people SU's fandom is generalized with

>>3962094
At least this one acknowledged that people are saying things before tossing it in the garbage and making it about race.

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>there are people in this world who are this fucking offended over people criticising a design choice in a children's cartoon

Sometimes I think tumblr is one big ironic joke that I don't understand.

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>>3962094
>All gems introduced so far have had some level of conflict with the CGs
>Bismuth shown prior punching Lapis in the back (though she is an unreliable narrator)
>Her bubbling brings up the question of why she was bubbled in the first place
>If she's nice and nothing happens then the upcoming Bomb will be boring and conflictless
>People are reasonably suspicious for these reasons
>RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
Ugh
>>3962125
To be fair, Lion's mane contains sentimental objects and what seems like objects for Steven (the tape). Maybe Rose expected Steven to get access to Lion's mane and left Bismuth there for a reason. Maybe she has something to show Steven? Something to teach him?

>>3962183
The previous generation raised their kids wrong on purpose. As a joke.

>>3962199
The conflict will be Bismuth mourning Rose and trying to kill the HW gems without listening to reason, and her either leaving or being bubbled.

>>3959470
oh you poor, sweet fool. Bismuth is a bombshell.

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>>3961525

>>3962105
What's she gonna be pissed about, Jasper wanted to GTFO the fusion at first. Lapis did not have to keeping holding it

Lapis more than bit back tenfold already for being pressured into fusing (though that didn't even work really because she fused for reasons Jasper did not intend), yanking in her arm a few times, and probably tossing her in a cell (for witholding important information that could've costed them the mission, destroying all trust) because i doubt peri did that too. From what we've been shown its not THAT much

What I will think is she'll get worried and agressive over Steven because she knows the deal there and saw Steven get his coconut conked. Which Lapis btw did not do shit on the beach and let that happen. But if Lapis gets her hackles raised in the ocean on a boat as the preview shows, what the fuck can Jasper do? Jack shit. She will bounce, or more likely, not even approach her and Steven at all

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waow bismuth seems alright but her fans are shit

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>>3962348
>those tags
>being this insecure

So it's not just me, right? Bismuth all of a sudden having always had been their friend is fucking mr-poopy-butthole weird, right? Like if in season 3 of a sitcom they just all of a sudden had the main cast's friend Bill show up, and pretend like he's always known everyone? And snarky character would make a snarky comment, and this new guy would be like "Oh, snarky character, you're so snarky! I know that because I've always been your friend! Hahaha!" It's... unsettling. To have never been mentioned even once at all in the show, except in that bubble, which noone ever commented on.

>>3962398
Yup. I know just what you mean. It took an eternity for Lapis and Peri to get where they are now, and now Bismuth shows up and is too intimate with our gems for viewer comfort

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>>3962398
reminds me of pic-related where the cast just pretended they knew this character for years even though they made no mention of them at all in the other games

>>3962404
>>3962348
wtf does black coded even mean?

also stop posting these I literally don't care about the most retarded parts of tumblr, it would be like showing off threads from /pol/ to prove how dumb 4chan is

>the season 2 finale will have nowhere near as much impact as "the return"/"jailbreak" because we're gonna have all the good bits leaked 3 days before it airs
>feelsbadman.jpg

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>>3961639

>>3962404
Please do.

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>>3962461
this is what pisses me off the most

never gonna get anywhere close to having that "first watched Jailbreak" feeling again

>>3962398
to be fair they never mentioned any of their fellow old crystal gems. They even avoid the war topic. To Bismuth, not a single day has passed since she poofed and she treats them the same way she used to. Maybe Garnet and Pearl thought she died.

>>3962398
It's not that weird. Garnet and Pearl probably thought she was dead or corrupted somewhere.
They never talk about the war around Steven unless it actually comes up.

>>3962398
I mean they don't really talk about all the other Crystal Gems that have been dead for over 5000 years either

I figure after that long you wouldn't really be thinking or talking about them much anymore

>>3962461
Three days if we're lucky.

>>3962501
you could just attempt to avoid the spoilers to help yourself recapture that feeling

AYO
HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN THAT

WE

>>3962348

>coded black

that's just a pc term for "she sounds black"

>>3962459
[blank]-coded is used when a fictional character who isn't human is assumed to be a certain race if they were human based on certain characteristics and traits. for example, the su fandom for the most part agrees that garnet is black-coded because she's voiced by a black woman, and her appearance has similarities with certain black traits and looks (dark skin, large lips, full hips, and afro, etc)

>>3962535

ARE

>>3962557
BLACK-CODED

>>3962566
N SHIET

>>3962549
>the su fandom for the most part agrees

>>3962526
You'd have to leave /sug/ and not check on SU art for weeks.

>>3962577
i would say most of the fans on tumblr and reddit, and casual viewers would agree that garnet is black-coded. my mom even called garnet "the black one" once.

>>3962549
sounds pretty racist actually

this character has these stereotypical black traits therefore they must be black

>>3962597
eh, if the guy only really cares about the season finale being unspoiled, he would just have to leave around the 7th/8th of august and he could remain unspoiled.

if he doesn't want to be spoiled about ANYTHING, however, he'll have to leave a couple of days before "monster reunion", assuming that's when Shit Gets Real™.

>>3961516

>Second most unfuckable gem

Yo kidding? Jasper is canonly unfuckable for her massive DICK, YD is fucking huge (like an utility pole) and tell me, would you fuck Nuby without feeling a pedo? I mean she's so naive and innocent!

Bismuth does have a place at the bottom though. But not that deep.

>>3962662
Not really.
Makes sense to me.
Tumblr is annoying but seeing people go "AHA! Tumblr, it is YOU who is the RACIST one!!!" is also annoying.

>>3962834
Bismuth is less feminine than Jasper.

>>3962834
I'd fuck Jasper, YD, or Nuby before fucking Bismuth.

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Who cares about Bismuth she likely isn't even appearing until like the 3rd or 4th week of the Carpet Bomb

Lets talk about more important things, like the inevitable GregxPearl episode we seem to be getting soon

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Whoops all beef.

should i update the su-gemsorter to include bismuth? or should i just wait until summer is steven is over and then add any new gems and fusions we get?

also, should i add the ruby squad?

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Tell me who's the best cougar ever and why is Rose Quartz.

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>>3962902
Second best is Dr. Maheswaran

>>3962846
I'm not saying it doesn't make sense

but it seems like they care about human race so much that they are viewing fantastical and other worldly things via a lens of human race, which I think is placing a massive over importance on human race to the degree that I would expect out of a racist

>>3962898
If it's easy to add them now, then you may as well. Otherwise it'd be fine to wait.

>celebrity guest va
she's not sticking around
also she's literally too ugly to be a recurring character. and she would probably ruin the dynamic of the cg's. crewniverse isn't that dumb

>>3962898
you should make an episode sorter while you're at it

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>>3962812

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>>3962863
honesty really hyped for this, Pearl still holds resentment towards Greg over Rose and refused to dance with Greg. I really hope they do end up dancing at the end.

>>3962946

I love you, Indexer, I love you despite you'll tell me to kill myself after reading this

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>>3962909
She sure fucking is.

>>3962923
eh, i'll just add them now, it's nothing more than changing the html, so it should only take a minute.

>>3962929
i made one, but it takes crazy long to finish it, like at least 15-20 minutes.

>>3962958

I wish Steven's younger half-sibling has a pearl on their forehead.

>>3962929
So what do you think will happen to her?
>Gets bubbled again for the same reasons Rose bubbled her (if she did)
>Leaves earth
>gets shattered
It could go either way desu, even shattering could be a viable option really.

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>>3962916
Just because it takes place in a fantastical setting doesnt mean that it's not in a vacuum independent of human bias. SU was made by humans, to be perceived by humans, who operate on human logic and standards.

It's like, they're fantastical and otherworldly, but they're literally humans, with human features other than oddly colored skin and hair. I get what you're saying, but no media is exempt from this sort of thing unless you're writing about, I don't know, floating sentient space clouds with incomprehensible thought processes.

>>3962982
no fugg, only dancing and civil understanding

>>3962978
you should post anyway

>>3963019
>no media is exempt from this sort of thing unless you're writing about, I don't know, floating sentient space clouds with incomprehensible thought processes.

And not even that is exempt, you know, since it'll be incomprehensible for humans anyway.

>>3963058
http://su-episodesorter.tumblr.com/

>>3963019
I mean your right, the issue is that people don't realize that these natural thought processes are the very root of the concept of racism and that racism can only actually be ended by attempting to fight against this thought process that naturally makes everything about race

People seem to think that accepting all races is good thing, but they are wrong, since that very concept is flawed by acknowledging that race is a construct that matters at all in the first place

but really I suppose I am being foolish because what I want is for human beings to become better than they currently are and learn to actually move past silly concepts like race, but thats impossible because most people don't even realize the fundamental problem they only see the negative effects of it like racism and think that those can be stopped, when really the only way to stop it would be to change view points to the degree that race as a concept isn't even thought of anymore