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Zootopia: Honey Buns Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
Archive: ztarchive.com
Desustorage: desuarchive.org
Thematic Thursdays: http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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BUNE
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Start us off with some comfy
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I think I'm pretty cool
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>>3939392
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>>3939413
I'm sure you are a cool bunny.
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>>3939304

Weaver must be jealous.
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final battle for goodnight thread
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>>3939434
Oh I'm sure he's hiding in some bushes nearby with the clippers. Waiting to strike.
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TRYING!

DON'T GIVE IT UP JUDY!
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>>3939445

you did it

you actually did it, you absolute

M A D M A N
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>Jude The Dude didn't give a fuck
>Always walking around Zootopia, laughing at cucks
>Then one day, a dick name Nick
>Gave Judy a little slip
>Of date rape where she immediately collapse
>For Nick to go down and eat her ass
>What some didn't know and what could be heard
>Judy let out a great big turd
>Into his mouth, to his disgrace
>And some on his pretty fox face
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>>3939453
weaver's been gone for a while, anon
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posting latest works again for new thread, got me some tigers
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>>3939479
some foxes
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>>3939471
>weaver is dead meme

Every time.
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>>3939471
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>>3939479
.heterosexual, heterospecies relationship
that this is exceedingly rare speaks volumes of our degeneracy
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>>3939492
and some buns
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>>3939453
I killed Weaver over a week ago
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>>3939432
Yeah even cooler than you
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EVERYONE! FILL IN THE BLANK!

I can't fucking believe _________ is dead!
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>>3939507
anon was trying to be nice, no reason to be a total cunt about it

what a rude Jude
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>>3939506
...Do you still have the body?
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I hope Wishmaker does something lewd with the Pack Street Twins today. I wonder if you can preemptive leave a wish?

Anyway, I think it's bedtime.
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>>3939522
Bunanon!
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>>3939507
if I take your badge, would you cry
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>>3939522
Ozzy
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>>3939498
truly we are beyond redemption
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>>3939522

I can't fucking believe the I can't fucking believe X is dead meme is dead!
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>>3939501
fuck this is so hot

jesus christ
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>>3939522
Raccoonfag
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>>3939522
SQRL
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>>3939522
I can't fucking believe
>EVERYONE! FILL IN THE BLANK! I can't fucking believe _________ is dead!anon
is dead!
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>>3939530
No, I ate it with some fava beans while I was murdering Ozzy too
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>>3939522
Hotwheels
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>>3939564

But when you reached for the fava beans, you looked away from the body.

Never look away from the body.
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>>3939522
Rose
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>>3939588
>not keeping a can of fava beans in your pocket for times like this
I want casual serial cannibals to leave
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>>3939522
>I can't believe jacob and freddy are ducking dead!
beaver will never start his next comic.
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>>3939527
I'm not rude!
I'm just stating the facts
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>>3939537
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I did a thing and it's a shameless fapfic.
I'm not sorry.
(I actually did it quite a while ago, but now it's on AO3)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7416004
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>>3939558
I really need to do more personal fetish pics. I'm falling waaaay behind Alec in that regard
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>>3939653
ur a smol bun
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>>3939663
Might wanna toss on some more tags. But I remember this one. Good on ya.
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>>3939664
We just need more lewds of anons OCs in general.
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>>3939612
There's still Boney, we still have a chance for otter threesomes, r-right?
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>>3939691
u no it bb
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>>3939684

Seconded. I, uh...

I may have a folder dedicated to it. It needs some serious cleaning.
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>>3939670
4U
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>when you lay down in bed and have a really good idea for dialogue so you get up to write it down before you forget

fuck
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>>3939698
Beaver here, I've copyrighted Beaver and the otters and I'm just getting ready the send BoneyM a cease and desist letter regarding his Justifications fanfic.
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>>3939717
Thematic Thursday submission? "OC Lewds?"
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>>3939727
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>>3939782
I think TT can't be lewd to allow max participation.
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I want to drink Judy's bunny honey.
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>>3939782
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>>3939782

Oh, HELLS of yes-

>>3939803

Darn.
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>>3939803
>>3939828
We need a Lewdtastic day.
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>>3939851

...Feat. Lewdacris.
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>>3939803
Phew, for a second there I thought I was gonna have to write a song about Ozzy fucking Charlie or something.
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>>3939851
Fetish Friday
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>>3939732
Alright, back to sleep.

Goodnight /ztp/
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>>3939873

YES.
We can do that, right?
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>>3939873
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>>3939873
I dunno about that one.

Things could get, uh, weird
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>>3939889
So long as Watersports or Scat don't win the vote right?
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>>3939889

anon, we are literally /trash/
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>>3939875
Good night anon
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>>3939900
That's the worry, yes.
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>>3939907
Just maintain eye contact to assert dominance.
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>>3939907
ah fuck
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>>3939900
see >>3939911

Anything can happen in the /trash/ can
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>>3939900

Watersports isn't nearly as bad as scat. Not by a mile.
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>>3939911
True, but these threads in particular seems to have a limit on what it will get enthusiastic about.

And I kind of like that limit.
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Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again.

I'm about to finish up the "Analise x Sasha" trilogy. Almost there.
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>>3939900
What's wrong with watersports?
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>>3939932

ah yes, the fabled flopwatch

the natural evolution of a flopwop that has developed curiosity
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>>3939946
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>>3939948
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>>3939948
Everything
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>>3939948


you know, we don't have any nick watersports pics that i know of

i dont count this one, as it's an edit.
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>>3939907
>>3939932
I'm not entirely sure which way I should be posting this. I guess upside down?
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>>3939948
More power to ya for your fetish I guess, but while I don't find quite it as disgusting as scat, it's definitely really really not my thing.
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What's goin' on in this thread?
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>>3939968
It's an official edit made and submitted by dotkwa himself in the same post as the other two """edits."""
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>>3939948
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>>3940159
Oh no
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>>3939946
Clawhauser, Fangmeyer, Higgins, and McHorn race to pull records for the chief in hopes that senpai will notice them.
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>>3940159

Heh.
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>>3940046
>>3940063
Damn this is some vintage meme shit right here.
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>>3939946

It's Nick and Judy's anniversary. Nick struggles to find something suitable to celebrate that he feels is worthy enough for Judy. Judy, meanwhile, just wants to spend the day with Nick to appreciate what they have, even as Nick slowly grows more and more distracted and anxious trying to find what he never really needed in the perfect gift.
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I'm just going to repost this once, because it barely got any attention, and at least someone out there asked for it. May become an actual fic someday if I come up with good ideas to fill it out.

>Nicholas Piberius Wilde
>Wants to use his smarts/cleverness to become a criminal analyst, but ended up stuck in a dead end job
>Desk Jockey at the ZPD
>No clue how to proceed from where he is
>Other officers bully him into doing their work for them, he just complies. Doesn't want to make a fuss and risk potential future promotions.

>Judy Laverne Hopps
>So determined to be the first bunny cop
>Never given a chance, turned away before she even got into the academy
>Bitter at the world, bitter at life, especially bitter at the ZPD

>Nighthowler stuff proceeds as in movies
>Preds disappearing, no clues, no evidence, no leads
>Except Wilde, he sees a pattern emerging
>Locations, people, they're targeted
>Nobody will listen to the desk jockey though

>Judy ends up in Zootopia, something related to farming
>Ends up accidentally, maybe unkowingly witnessing something important

>Later that nick, a pissed, possibly drunk Judy decides she's going to tag the side of precinct 1
>Nick, finishing another officer's work, gets out late and sees her
>Makes (citizen's?) arrest on her
>Somehow finds out she knows something, maybe he predicted where next disappearance would be, found out she was there
>Has to convince her to help him, she wants nothing to do with the ZPD
>Maybe threats, maybe coersion, gets her to help him
>Together they end up solving case
>Judy ends up being allowed into academy
>Nick gets his position as an analyst
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>>3940218
>vintage
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>ywn help make Zootopia
>ywn be able to say that you contributed to Zootopia
I wish I got to help, even if I just did something small like drive Byron to the work when his car broke down
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>>3939946
Gideon and Travis finally confessing their feelings for each other.
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>>3940346
If you bought a ticket, you can say you helped with funding the sequel
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>>3939501
BB pls
pls
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>>3939961
>"The purpose of my existence is to serve others. When someone desires protection, I protect them. When someone desires assistance, I assist them. And when someone desires love..."
>She looked Annalise in the eyes.
>"I love them."
>"Have you loved before?"
>"No. You are the first such case. I found you in that shower, alone and in such desperate need of companionship. Your desire was great enough to animate me, in this form"
>"Do you look different every time you...come to life?"
>"Yes. This body is a composite incarnation of all your desires. It is everything you have ever wanted your perfect lover to be."
>"And more" purred Annalise as she leaned back in.
>"So why did you keep abandoning me?"
>"Because your desire waned. You constantly questioned whether or not I was real, and with that, my ability to be real to you faltered."
>"I still wanted you when we were in that shower."
>"I know. You very much did. But that time I ran away on my own accord. I was frightened by how much I had enjoyed it."
>"I was too."
>"But I came back for you after I had thought it through. And I'm glad I did."
>"So you weren't there this morning because I half thought that you weren't real?"
>"Yes."
>"So WHAT just happened to me at work? Were you actually there?"
>"Yes, I was, to you at least. No one else could see me. I'm crafty like that."
>"Why did you do that?"
>"Well...because I wanted to see you."
>"You gave me a really bad scare there! They're going to at least give me a formal reprimand for that!"
>"I'm sorry Annalise. I shouldn't have barged into your personal life like that."
>"NO, no no no, I WANT you to be in my personal life!"
>"You do?"
>"YES, I want to...LIVE with you and sleep with you and take you to all my favorite places and introduce you to my friends and my family and....I LOVE you Sasha, and I just want to be with you...for good."
>"And you can."
>"I can?"
>"Yes."

cont.
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>>3940381
True, and I did also buy merch if that counts.
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What are Nick and Judy looking at /trash/?
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>>3940381
I-I have a confession to make.

I didn't buy a ticket because spaghetti, and I downloaded the BluRay rip.

I really should buy it.
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>>3940487
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>>3940487
/trash/
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>>3940487
>important_gif_for_every_thread.gif
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>>3940489
Do it.

Do it before Byron locates your scent.
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>>3940487
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>>3940487
This
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>>3940520
I will

Once I have money
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>>3940487
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>>3940585
Let's not get too meta here
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>>3940585
I got confused when I first saw this and thought his tail was someone else's knee.
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>>3940487
I don't think Judy is having much success holding a mouse like that.
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>>3940649
I don't think you're having much success at anything
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>>3940426
>"And you'll never disappear on me again?"
>"So long as your desire for me remains intact."
>Annalise squeezed Sasha as close as she could.
>"I will never stop wanting you."
>They held one another close.
>"Oh Sasha, one more question..."
>"What is it?"
>"Why did that shower take an entire hour?"
>Sasha leaned back and grinned before saying,
>"Time flies when you're having such wonderful fun, love."

>A lot of things happened in the following few weeks.
>Annalise wasn't fired from her job. She wasn't even reprimanded.
>Her coworker had pulled the right strings to make the whole issue seem like his fault.
>That damn moose. He sure could he obnoxious and naive, but he always looked after his friends.
>Annalise got some proper clothes for Sasha and even helped her get a job at the studio as an intern.
>Things had never been better for either of them.
>They lived together.
>They slept together.
>Annalise took Sasha to all her favorite places.
>She introduced her to all of her friends.
>And her family.
>She proudly walked around town with her paw in Sasha's.
>She wanted everyone to see her with her big, strong, strawberry-scented, extra-dimensional....
>Girlfriend.

FIN

Thank you so much for reading my greentext!

If you want more of these characters, just place requests. I intend to use them more in the future!
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>>3940487
"HEY CARROTS"

"WHAT"

"GET IN HERE FOR A SECOND"

"Okay, stop yelling."

"Can you take the controller for a second? I can't pause in this game and I REALLY got a rub one out."

"Okay fine, but I'm taking my pants off first."
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>>3940487
>>3940585
that could use more blush
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>>3940411
is everything okay anon, you look a little flushed
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>>3940681
>ywn have a supernatural gf

Awesome story thougj
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>>3940198
>>3940249
>>3940374
Logged for future voting!
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>>3940724
Thanks Anon!
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>>3939946
Nick and Judy discover a dark secret of Bogo's past
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Oh yeah, new thread.

http://pastebin.com/zs0Ku5B3

^Very short story, probably a 1 minute read; re-imagining of Judy's resignation scene that allows Bogo to get a little more involved in Judy's decision, in contrast to how quiet he was in the movie.
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>>3940814
We all know he's black anon you don't gotta be racist
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>>3940814
Logged! I can't write any more tonight. I've already been up way too late.
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>>3939507
Hey! You are the bunny that hurt my feeling the other day!
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>>3940487
I have no fucking idea what this is conveying.
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>>3940925
Really?
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>>3940948
You have +800 image reaction folder of Judy.
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>>3940253

Could be pretty good anon. I'd say get a more firm idea of their first meeting and how they go about solving the case and it has potential. At the very least, you would be going into uncharted territory and have a unique fic.
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>>3940983
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I dunno if this is super dumb or what but I've been feeling pretty low the last couple of days. Put on Zootopia cos I was looking for a screengrab for something and ended up on Judy's speech at the end about how change starts with all of us and it's actually given me a real boost.

Like yeah, I can sit around feeling sorry for myself, or I can actually try and do something about it.

Man I love this movie.
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>>3940681
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>>3940983
Oh yeah that's me
I hope I didn't actually hurt your feelings
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>>3941020
No, you didn't, but you were an asshole anyway.
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>>3941017
Thanks Cap.
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>>3940948
Hey are you the Jokeposter from ages ago?

How have you been?

BTW has anyone got an update of the July x Chief Wilde greentext?
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>second trailer released
>full color wallpaper quality adam wan porn immediately followed

damn furries
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>>3941026
I'm not an asshole! How did you know it was me anyway?
>>3941032
I'm alright m8 are you the jokeanon?
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>>3941058
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>>3941068
You were an asshole and posted with a Judy reaction image.
>>3941058
Fucking furries.
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>>3941068
Well, perhaps I can tell a joke to prove it?

Knock knock carrots
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>>3941058
Nothing is faster than the speed of porn
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>>3941091
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>>3941071
i mean i'm not complaining
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>>3941103
Who's there?
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>>3941133
the IRS
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>>3941133
Dwayne
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>>3941017
Complete Edition
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>>3941148
Oh shit...
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>>3941148
Dwayne who?
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>>3941164

Dwayne the bathtub its overflowing!

>>3941161
Holy shit thats ____
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>>3941148
DUANE!
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>>3941145
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>>3941179
what?
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>>3941179
Oh it really is you!
How ya been?
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>>3941196
If you think I'm going to say the c word and trigger the bunposters than you obviously weren't here for when I spun some anti-jokes

>>3941200
Yeah, getting on with things, doing school, actually doing an assignment on Nick's psychology, coming to these threads each day, sinking further and further into my own degenerate pit

You know, the usual
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>>3940943
Judy is surprised to discover Nick is into the same stuff as her
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>>3941227
No, not cute, i just didn't get the joke.
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>>3941032
yeah right here

>"cheef i want hug"
>"ok small judy"
>"i dont care youre eight billion"
>"i dont care youre young enough to be my uncle"
>they do the comfy
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>>3941240
Dwayne the bathtub

DRAIN THE BATHTUB

>>3941248
My feels, who knew a greentext could do this
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>>3941264
Oh god, i'm stupid.
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>>3941227
Yeah me too
Why do you always post when I'm about to go to sleep?
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>>3941264
To be fair the joke works better when it's "Dwayne the bathtub, help, I'm dwowning"
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>>3941274
No one is stupid anon, we are all friends here

>>3941275
>Australian
>School

Holidays are coming up in a week though so i should be on during our daytime hours

>>3941279
Now I have scammed a joke off of ye
HEHEHEHEHEHE
sterotypicaljewlaughandrubbinghands.webm
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>>3941299
I've got a really dumb joke for you
Where do Sith Lords shop?
>>
Awww, another /co/ thread got axed.

oh well, any good animated movies coming soon to fill the void?
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>>3941306
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>>3941306
Where anon

>>3941321
Iron Giant for the feels?
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>>3941332
At the Darth Mall.
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>>3941321
from the creators of Minions
The Secret Life Of Money Grab Movie that looks like a zootopia knockoff
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>>3941321
/co/ threads? I though everyone already got banned there.
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>>3941299
That's great we can be posting all day
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>>3941321
Kubo and the Two Strings looks fucking amazing, lands in August if I remember right.
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>>3941350
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>>3941337
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>>3941342
reviews are semi decent actually

>if 6/10 strikes as decent reviews to you
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>>3941368
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>>3941299
>That fucking image

"Oh blueberries, where did we go so wrong?"
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>>3941337
I snorted anon good job.

Okay how about this; what Video Game character is the least racist?
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>>3941379
Jesus.
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>>3941385
Not Mario...
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>>3941385
I don't know, which one?
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>>3941370
Hey, I told you it was dumb.
>>
Can someone post the pack street lineup please?
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>>3941408
>>3941415

Yes it is! He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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I have returned

https://soundcloud.com/user-141799361/i-c-e
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>>3941438
Nice, i needed some this night.
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>>3939254
>Collar is spelled wrong.
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>>3941435
Oh...
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>>3941435
It jumps like a mexican and runs like a black man.
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>>3941434
Crap all I have is the old one.
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>>3941480
>homo manletus
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>>3941480
Thanks.
>>
any drawfriends here?

Just got an idea for image, phoneposting so I can't post the reference yet.

Does anyone remember a picture of a fat guy sitting on a chair next to his desk, looking down on a cd that lays flat on ground?

I'd like same picture , but with clawhauser and a donut.

Please?
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>>3941435
Well jokeanon I'm off to bed
Good night!
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>>3941455
wait a fucking second

this scene

did they fucking get an metaphorical handjob past the censors

He has red wood
and puts it in her hands
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>>3941480
Wolter and Anneke aren't even there, we were so young back then.
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>>3941499
You mean this one?
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>>3941522
A single tiny pic of the badger and I totally fell for him. So chill...
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>>3941455
Does this type of joking make you uncomfortable because if it does there's no shame in calling it quits

>>3941510
Sleep tight bunner
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>>686811
>During a chase through a black market chemical plant Judy gets knocked into a vat full of experimental steroids.
>Fortunately, she doesn't seem to suffer any side effects.
>Except that a few days later all her clothes feel quite a bit tighter.
>And they go on getting tighter as she begins to fill out.
>Her compact frame begins to bulk up as her muscles get bigger and stronger by the day.
>She is, of course, freaked out but the doctors tell her that there is nothing they can do as the mixture seems to have permanently altered her body chemistry.
>Now her body is in a constant state of hypertrophy.
>There's no telling how big she'll get.
>Not one to dwell on depressing news, Judy throws herself back into her work.
>She soon looks like a body builder, with enough definition that it can easily be seen underneath her clothes and fur.
>Finally, the odd looks and snide comments of those around her, combined with her own insecurities cause her to get depressed.
>She's never worried about looking feminine before but the whole ordeal is really messing with her self image.
>About the time her physique approaches cartoonish proportions she breaks down and confesses all her worries to Nick after he confronts her.
>They've only recently started dating and lately she has started avoiding him, worried that he will be disgusted by her new body.
>She needn't have worried, Nick is a predator and like his females with some meat on their bones.
>It's a good thing too because another few weeks and Judy weighs more than he does.
>She is bulky beyond belief but otherwise fine.
>Well, perhaps she IS a bit randier than usual but that is between her and Nick.
>Judy settles into a new normal, with a body that is filled to the absolute maximum with muscle.
>Then one day Nick passes his hand over her head and has her stand up strait.
>They measures her and find she's grown several inches taller.
>Nick suddenly wonders if he's going to end up as the short one in the relationship.
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>>3941548
I... I knew you were going to say it was Mario...

But I wanted to deny it anyway...

I... I'm just gonna leave, now...
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>>3941591
How bout another

So whats the difference between St. Nicholas and Tiger Woods?
>>
Sorry, I meant to link this >>3941553 to this >>3940721
>>
stay
a e s t h e t i c
friends

goodnight
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>>3941617
Have a goodnight anon.
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>>3941511
I like to think this is a coincidence but after the multiplying line I don't know what to think. Also
>Judy sizing up the red wood when it is put in her paw
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>>3941617
goodnight, aestheticanon.
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>>3941606
What?
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>>3941606
>>3941655

St Nicholas stops after three hos!

>>3941625
Byron you sly sonofabitch
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aight heres some revy
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>>3941688
Nice.
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>>3941677
how dare you make me chuckle
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>>3941688
>pulling flagger duty

She did nothing that day and still got paid. Truly there isn't a better job in construction.
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>>3941688
This is gonna be used as a reaction image
>>3941677
This made me laugh
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>>3940992
>human
>penis
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>>3941537
Isn't he really small for a badger?
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>>3941778
weaver didn't give nick a knot and it bothers me
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>51 posters
Welp, rip ztg
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>>3941728
>>3941754

How about a bit of a story

So a man goes to a fancy dress up party, in nothing by a pair of blue jeans

The host says "What are you as?"

And the man says "Premature ejaculation"

The host replies "How on earth are you dressed as premature ejaculation when you don't have a shirt or shoes or anything

the man says "Well I just came in my pants"

"
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>>3941868
Hey, that one is kinda good.
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>>3941868
cut it out, i was almost enjoying my boredom
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Apparently the /co/ janitor won't even let me have a Zootopia thread for my 30th birthday.

If you want to do something nice for me, post cute and sexy Judy pics.
>>
I've been away from these threads for weeks now.
Did I miss anything good?
Did /tlhg/ steal another GET?
>>
Can someone please post the multipanel pic where Nick wakes up in the precinct dorm with Judy besides him and nearly freaks out but then decides to go back to sleep

I think I lost mine
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>>3941973
All I have it this reference sheet... happy birthday Anon.
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>>3941986
No, /sug/ got it this time.

>>3941973
Nameless Lewder is perfect for that.
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>>3941973
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>>3941973
Happy Birthday

Have a bun bun
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>>3941973
Here is a cute Jude for you anon, and how about a joke?

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
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>>3941973
happy birthday anon
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>>3942029
you pee on her bed
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>>3941530

Exactly!
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>>3941973
Happy birthday, anon!
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>>3939254
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/951721/37e5689f94/

>art is good
>way better than weavers lazy shit
>took into consideration that different species can't reproduce

holy shit this is actually REALLY good, Nick looks like he really wants to be the good dad with Judy I love it.
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>>3942052
You call her and tell her about it!
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>>3941434
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>>3941973

>>3941986
drama and shitposting aside
>a Judy dies, goes to hell, and Nick is the devil fic
>more writing in the July Hopps AU, feels were had
>some anons writing about an 80s zootopia setting
>the wishmaster has come to us
>ALL HAIL THE CARROT KING
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>>3941973
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>>3942071
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>>3941973
HB anon!

>>3942074
fuck you, now you made me laugh
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>>3942071
Cool.
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>>3942074
>>>39420
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>>3941994
I gotchu senpai
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>>3941973
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>>3942143
A thousand thanks anon

One of the comfiest pics out there if you ask me
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>>3941973
Why are you still posting on 4chan at 30 years of age?
>>
>>3942220
Because I've lost control of my life.
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>>3942220
Why would young people be posting on 4chan? They should be out having high energy lives before they get old :^)
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>>3942196
>u know it
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>>3942232
Reminder that at least 50% of this thread's population feels the same
>>
I think that Weaver actually hates me.
I'm too shy to actually talk to him, and tell him how mutch his stuff actually helped me during my dark days...
But somehow, I think I fucked everything up, and he hates me now. He haven't say anything bad about me, or even mentioned me... but I know it
>>
>>3942158
>>3942108
source?
>>
>>3942246
Reminder that just about everyone under 25 feels the same.
>>
>>3942220
Because it's fun. And also because i have no one to talk about weird stuff with irl.
>>
>>3942253
Who are you
>>
>>3942158
found this guy on pixiv n/m

>>3942267
someone weaver hates
>>
>>3942253
>>3942274
I feel like this is more than a little paranoid.
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>>3942257
sadly I don't have any, collected those from earlier threads anon
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>>3941973
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I've got some spare time anon, and I've lost all contorl of my life too, so how about a joke?

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
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>>3942296
and the rest
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>>3942253
Zoot i don't think that Weaver hates you.
>>
>>3942306
they both take my money?
>>
>>3942317
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!
>>
>>3942306
I don't know, what do they have in common?
>>
>>3942253
Can't say I'd blame him if he did, you seem ridiculously needy and obnoxious.
>>
>>3942328
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>>3942328
one evening for me to wallow in my depression, it's all I wanted tonight, and you guys go and make me laugh and giggle
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>>3942328
Good one bunny.
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>>3942363
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>>3939471
>weaver's been gone for a while, anon
I literally posted Ozzy's mom just earlier

she works at Bug Burga
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>>3942384
You being gone is just a big meme. Every thread someone says it.
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>>3942393
Sure, but it's also a good excuse to repost Ozzy's mom

She's the kind of lady who'd call regulars "sug'" and "hon'"
>>
>>3942384
It's just Ozzy in lipstick and one of his mom's old dresses trying desperately to ignore the truth, isn't it?
>>
>>3942384
Well, yeah, but you were quiet/absent for a couple of days.

We had to turn to cheap knock-offs for our fix.
>>
>>3942384
Ozzy's mom is not dead?
What i am going to do with Lozzy.jpg?
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>>3942384
>I
>I
>I
>Weaver in thread right now?
>Has Bared witness to my shitty jokes

>>3942393
I still can't believe he's fucking dead
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>>3942372
>tfw no drawfag will top this picture
END ME PLEASE
>>
>>3942384
OZZY'S MOM HAS A DICK PASS IT ON
>>
>>3942427
Why would Ozzy's mom have a dick?
>>
>>3942429
Do you not know correct spotty doggo anatomy?
>>
>>3942403

Hey Weaver want to hear a joke?

>Interacting with the king
Oh boy
>>
>>3942427
Anon, please, we already made Marty a crossdresser because of a joke.
>>
>>3942444
Ozzy is a striped hyena, not a spotted hyena.
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>>3942447
Sure anon I love jokes
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WHERE THE DRAW REQUESTS AT
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>>3942469
I want an actual happy Ozzy to make up for all the kicking him you did yesterday.
>>
>>3942469
Judy as Zia, Nick as Zulf.

!!!
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>>3942253
>>3942447
>>Interacting with the king
It's still really funny and weird to me when people act like this. Weaver still feels like the same nerd as ever from his first doodles. I guess it helps that I don't actively chase him around and closely watch what he does.

He just feels like an anon.
>>
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>>3942472
who
>>
>>3942469
Nick and Gazelle dating in their high school days
>>
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>>3942415
>>
>>3942458

Okay so what did one saggy boob say to the other?
>>
>>3942403
Awww, she seems like as great mum. I'd love to see them interact. Though I'm kinda hesitant.. since she has a job and Ozzy is a 'Street performer' ?

I hope it's not a landmine subject between them.
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>>3942495
"How's it hangin'?"
>>
>>3942469
Teen Ozzy goes on his first date with a lovely spotted hyena girl. They make out and he reaches into her pants and then runs out of the house screaming.

PSEUDOPENIS PSEUDOPENIS PSEUDOPENIS
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>>3942495
thats some milky business you re into
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>>3942471
I was only listening to what the people wanted, anon
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>>3942553
Awwww. I'd love to have a lazy morning wake-up with that snugglebug.
>>
Thanks for all the birthday wishes and Judy pics, guys.
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>>3942477
This

You're anonymous here unless you choose not to be. There's no point in being squeamish or having paranoia, especially when interacting with a guy that just doodles things.
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>>3942415
What things make this image good? I'm a drawfag, I'm taking notes right now.
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>>3942469
this guy getting a blowjob from a larger pred
prolly my fifth time requesting this
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>>3942495
>>3942503
so did I get it right
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>>3942553
hmmm
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>>3942469
Hey, I wanted to thank you for fulfilling my request from last night.
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>>3942602
Holy shit, Ozzy's a mom??
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>>3942600
I think you broke him.
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>>3942469
Nick drinking a Soda which he is certain someone has spit in.
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>>3942583
yeah, fuck you too buddy... literally
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>>3942612
Ozzy's been a reverse-trap single mom all this time.
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>>3942591
never given an in-depth analysis of a porn pic what I get is the characters expressions and body language, it's both comfy and lewd at the same time, which is why it's my favorite
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>>3942602
STOP THIS
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>>3942650
Fuck off, let's make Ozzy happy again.
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>>3942647
Is it lewd just because they're naked? Is it the intimacy you're interested in more than the lewd?
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>>3942602
.... is this Ozzy's mom without makeup?
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Sometimes a sad clown is just a sad clown, anons.
RIP Ozzy's true smile. You only ever come back when his friends are around, but how quickly you leave as they do.
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>>3942660
This is not happy, this is constant sadness
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>>3942612
congratulations!
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>>3942591
Nick is submissive, but enjoying himself--note the paws and that he's exposing his throat; he's very relaxed and happy
Judy is clearly in the position of power but remains affectionate and attentive. Also, the fucking bedroom eyes, unf.
Finally, they don't show us the main action. Maybe they're just naked and being affectionate. Maybe they're fucking. Maybe they just finished. Maybe they're getting ready to. We don't know! Leaving stuff to the imagination can be really, really effective.
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>>3942661
kinda, for example, you can't actually see "the goods" so you can let your imagination take you want it to, you can take it as either a sentimental connection or a physical one
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>>3942698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13tnjh3dZw4&ab_channel=80sand70sMemories
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>>3942495
>>3942503
>>3942600
WEAVER HAS BECOME MASTER OF PUNS.

ALL HAIL THE PUN-MASTER!
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>>3942701
>my kinsman of african descent
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>>3942712
That other guy wasn't even the master, he just keeps sneaking in and hijacking the mic.

>>3942698
M... mpreg?
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>>3942698
Well this just makes me want to see Remmy fucking fem-Ozzy.
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>>3939522
Coloranon!
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>>3942716
Jokeanon is dead.
F
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>>3942714
I don't really understand why "pure" ZT lewds are so numerous or why I like them so fucking much but here we are and I'm glad for it
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>>3942698
You have to finish this bit Nobby.
>Ozzy is ready to deliver
>Remmy is standing at his side holding hands, with the same confused expression as 9 months earlier
>baby pops out
>it's _____
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>>3942757
Marty.
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>>3942626
Ps-pseudopenis?
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>>3942757
A bug burga
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>>3942770
Again, Ozzy is a striped hyena, not a spotted hyena.
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>>3942487
from Bastion
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>>3942746
neither do I, it just gets me going and that's pretty much enough for me

though those pics with the OC giraffe and leopard... *unf*
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>>3942757
A baby!
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>>3942412
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>>3942757
dead
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Lie on my back
Clouds are making way for me

I'm coming home
Sweet home
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>>3942819
Well played.
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>>3942819
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>>3942452
I'm talking about doggos
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>>3942819
>>3942774

okay cool I don't know how that happened but this is the image I meant
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>>3942853
They are eating the baby!!!
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>>3942853
>"congratulations ozzy and remmy, your child is... delicious!"
>yanks away sheet and tosses them the burgers
>remmy confusion reaches 11
>eats burger anyway
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>>3942604
Honey knows what Nick needs even if he doesn't
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>>3942778
I thought it was a hyena thing in general.
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>>3942859
That's right! They've got the "munchies" for a California Cheeseburger!
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>>3942876
Nope.
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>>3942880
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Even in darkness, a hope is there. Make a wish!
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>>3942891
Nick and Honey being intimate
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>>3942891
I wish for all the bug burgas I could ever want.
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>>3942891
I wish for Nick to take Finnick's knot
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>>3942891
Nick and Judy holding hands, spilling spaghetti
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>>3942891
something with this pizza cutie
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I can't believe tegakianon fucking died.
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>>3942853
HOLY SHIT DUDE
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>>3942891
Anything with T Rex, we never got enough content with him.
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>>3942891
I wish I had friends
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>>3942891
Nick and Judy sitting together, at night, looking at the starry sky
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>>3942891
Gideon transformed into "Hero of the Beach", thanks to the Charles Atlas workout routine.
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>>3942906
keep laughing ozzy, your time will come
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>>3942698
>femmy is the father
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>>3942892
Your wish came true!
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Oh no I drew another sexually forward mom
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>>3943059
D'awwww.

Also god damn you're really good at this.
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>>3943059
cuties

>>3943067
weaver pls
where do all these kiss the cook aprons keep coming from
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>>3943067
So is she like aretha franklin from the blues brothers?
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>>3943067
what a twist
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>>3942891
Judy, another rabbit, and a gazelle standing around Finnick, who is saying "I ain't no jive ass fox nigga"
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>>3943073
Why's she alarmed?
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>>3943067
Do Ozzy and his mum live together? Does she get along with his best bro Marty? Has she ever had to suplex anyone at work?
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>>3943095
he wet the bed
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>>3943095
because its probably assumed she just woke up after drunk sex
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>>3943095
They're friends with benefits and just had some great cuddly sex.
Honey just realized she's developing feelings for him.
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>>3943120
Is that a bad thing?
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>>3943120
Well that's sort of like playing with fire. There's a greatly increased chance of you catching the "burn". Now that you explained it though I share her reaction. That's probably going to end up hurting.
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>>3943095
Because, whoops, feelings aren't supposed to be involved but there they are.
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>>3943135
>>3943140
She tried to keep it purely physical.
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>>3942891
I wish She was real.

T.T
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>>3943135
>>3943164
Even her stringent protocols couldn't keep the feelings away.
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>>3943188
>Rule #2
I'm actually pretty okay with the idea of Honey passionately kissing Nick while they're in the middle of a powerfuck. Preferably messy kisses.
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>>3943164
>>3943188
I was not here for most of Honey's antics so this is new to me. Is there like a chronicle of all this stuff in an album?

This is totally reminding me of stuff I try to forget though I can't help but be interested.
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>>3943164
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>>3943208
http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
or
https://e621.net/post/index/1/the_weaver

are your best bet for weaver's zootopia stuff. least until he gets his website set up.
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>>3943227
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gimme some more requests
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>>3943231
And now, a Honey that Nick can actually be attracted to.
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>>3943227
>Too small to give a proper dose.

That's what multiple sessions is for honey.
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>>3943236
Nick and Gazelle dating in high school
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>>3943236
In the spirit of the moment, something cute and lewd with Honey Badger, and possibly Nick.
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Last bit, enter Gideon.
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>>3943236
Nick,Finnick, Bogo, and Clawhauser playing poker
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>>3943252
That's about all I got.
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>>3943244
>is for

ok time to sleep.
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>>3943236
Finnick gets spinning rims for his ride and Nick isn't nearly as impressed as he is.
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Man, are we doing Honey again?

It's interesting how despite the fact that both Honey and Savage are unestablished, fanon has you guys hating Savage but loving Honey.

Anyways, carry on, I don't actually mind Honey, it's just not my deal.
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>>3943265
I dunno, Honey seems like an actual person, Savage is portrayed as larger than life usually and is the center of all kinds of weird cuck-ish memes.
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>>3943208
It was mostly Weaver taking pity on us Honeyfags and having some fun with it, with a smattering of art here and there from other artists

Big points are:
Honey likes Nick because the sheep can't control him; either because he's a fox or because he's red/orange
She may or may not believe the thing about fox semen
They're friends with benefits, and some feelings get pulled into the mix
By the time he becomes a police officer she may actually be in love with him but realizes she's probably missed her chance, but Nick still cares for her and they at least remain friends.
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>>3943265
A lot of people here actually like Savage.

The critical difference is that the basic interpretation of Honey, fueled by Zistopia, early script scraps, and thread fanon, paints her as a weird but loyal long-time friend of Nick's who he can always turn to and confide in. The script also depicts her and Nick running naked together through a field (okay, Clawhauser and Finnick are there too, but it's not like we had any trouble liking them already).

Meanwhile Jack Savage has basically no established personality and is presented, largely just from art, as being a typical cocksure James Bond type.
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>>3943281
>honey seems like an actual person
There have been plenty of very good takes on Savage's personality that makes him a far more down to earth and likeable character.

Though I can't argue the second point, because you're really not wrong.
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>>3943302
Well, Honey is just a conspiracy nut in concept, Savage is like.. literally James Bond/Indiana Jones? You know exactly what I mean.
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>>3943265
Savage is usually used to inject melodrama into Nick and Judy's friendship/budding relationship and is the center of a bunch of weird cuck shit. We know literally nothing about him other than "he's a spy"

We know more about Honey even if it's not a lot; she's a conspiracy theorist and is pretty weird but is generally portrayed as paranoid but likeable and, in keeping with the Gazelle/Nick high school days ship, doesn't conflict with WildeHopps and is more accepted for it.
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>>3943291
Is that honey roleplayer still around?
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>>3942600
>With Weaver
>About to tell amazing joke
>Internet goes out
>can't fix for an hour and a half
>FUG MY LIFE

Weavs it was actually "If we don't get some support people will think we're nuts"
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>>3943322
Her having an established/pre-canon relationship with Nick (though not a romantic one) probably helps that, whereas Jack and Judy have no link.
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>>3943325
Probably, but not actively doing their schtick recently. There's only so much you can do with that sort of thing.
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>>3943322
>in keeping with the Gazelle/Nick high school days ship, doesn't conflict with WildeHopps and is more accepted for it.
A huge part of this is that people in this thread think a woman sleeping around is more reprehensible than a guy doing it, so Nick fucking his childhood crush or his FWB is no big deal but Judy spending a night with Savage is cuck-city.

Huge hangups about female virginity and "purity" ITT.
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>>3942891
Draw Judy bound and gagged
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>>3943334
Yeah, that's fair. At the end of the day Jack just steps on too many toes. He threatens WildeHopps, he devalues Judy's accomplishments (though to be fair, there have been some good workarounds for that) and he has no pre-existing connections because he's a character from like four phases back.
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>>3943336
true
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>>3943348
Come on now.
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>>3943348
Yes indeed, I hate these misogynistic fucks, this place is really, REALLY toxic against feminine sexual freedom, it's like I just can't. I can't believe in 2016 there are people still thinking that way. *sigh* -.-
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>>3943325
>>3943336
They said they gave up because there wasn't really a way to make her thing interesting I think.
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>>3943236
Nick busking
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>>3943348

not really a great comparison, those other two ships are never really painted as being instead of, or as a challenge/opposition to nick/judy stuff

jack savage is generally used almost exclusively as some kind of weird cuck thing
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>>3943333
Well. I think it was a very good one. Also you came back in time for quads so there is that!
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>>3943357
>>3943359
Yeah yeah, Tumblr, SJW, radical feminism, etc.
Doesn't change the fact that people are A-Okay with Nick fucking around with Honey/Gazelle/Anyone but Judy and Gideon/Jack makes people flip their shit.
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>>3943348
>people in this thread think a woman sleeping around is more reprehensible than a guy doing it
It's equally bad. And I've seen an equal amount of people for and against both.
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>>3943369
>weird cuck thing
You keep using that word

I don't think it means what you think it means.

Unless you consider the byproducts of an infinite universe theory to be "cucking" now in which case carry on. Metaphysical cucking.
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>>3943348
>>3943372
Not all of us. I think they're equally reprehensible.
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>>3943372
This, problematic as fuck...

>>3943373
>>3943369
>replying seriously
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>>3943372
Yer a whore
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>>3943236
Judy giving the "Just one more thing" look from Columbo pls
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Why don't we just ship Nick and Honey and Judy and Jack?
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>>3943397
Why don't you do that?
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>>3943397
Because Nick/Judy is still the king of the mountain
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>>3943397
Why don't we put all the mammals into one giant pile?

Really.
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>>3943397
Because it's better to do Nick x Honey and Judy x Gideon.
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>>3943372

>Judy and Gideon/Jack makes people flip their shit.

It actually doesn't
The only people really drawing much attention are the very same people who like to talk about jack/judy cucking shit

>>3943383

People aren't really annoyed by straight jack/judy or gideon/judy shipping, because so few people actually make any content about it

I've not looked for content, and the only content I see posted here revolves around 'hue hue jack stealing judy away from nick!!!"
Which is, admittedly, not actually cucking, so you got me on that one. Doesn't change the fact that a lot of people have been using that word to describe it as so.

Plus Gideon/Judy is pretty cool, people rarely make content of it.
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>>3943369
Actually

Hold the fuck up

How is Nick/Honey not a weird cuck thing?
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>>3943372
I'm fine with Judy being sexually free. The problem is everyone uses Savage to make Nick sad. He's used specifically to cuck Nick. With Honey, the idea was always that despite Honey having feelings for Nick, Nick was already happy with someone else.

It makes Honey sympathetic because she lost someone she cares about and makes Savage an asshole used specifically to fuck with Nick.
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>>3943407
Neon Genesis Mammalgenion
Everyone is sea of LCL
Best ship ever
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>>3943411
>How is Nick/Honey not a weird cuck thing?
It's only a cuck thing if Judy gets between them. Honey deserves Nick more than that bunny slut ever did.
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So is Savage fine to fuck Judy if
>Just friends
Is established prior?
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>>3943411
Because Nick is only friends with Judy
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>>3943444
Right. And since that's canonically the case, no one should take issue with it.
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>>3943411
How would it be? The way it goes--at least, the way it's generally laid out, mostly by Weaver--is that Nick/Honey is a friends-with-benefits arrangement that ends, at the latest, around the time Nick leaves for the Academy, and by the time she musters up the courage to see him again he's already harboring feelings for Judy and Honey has missed her chance.
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>>3943444
As long as Nick gets someone too. Maybe Finnick?
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>>3943444
If the comic isn't
>OH NICK I USED TO LOVE YOU, BUT JACK COCK IS JUST SO BIG COMPARED TO YOUR SMALL PUPPY DICK, GET IT YOU ARE A BAD MAN COMPARED TO JACK WHO IS A SUPERIOR GUY KEKKEKKEKKEK

Now I want to make a comic where Nick gets with Honey and she pulls something like that with Judy
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>>3943450
Did you read a comic I missed or something?
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I don't know why people are responding to an argument based on ignoring large amounts of threads/content but it's making me laugh.
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>>3943455
>Sorry Judy, she just smells better
>Also the pussy game ridiculous
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>>3943444
Honestly I wouldn't care if the purpose of Savage wasn't JUST to make Nick sad. If Judy and Jack started dating and Nick was just like "Good for you" it wouldn't be so annoying.
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>>3943459
Probably not, no, but the threads did sort of elaborate on their relationship and that was the general way the discussion went.
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>>3943459
No, he's just justifying it, even though what he describes is similar to what happens in SavageHopps content.
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>>3943463
I always liked the idea of Officer Nick going back to visit her after the academy and they have a tense reunion because she's upset that he moved on and feels like he left her behind.
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Also, reminder
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>>3943459
Weaver's Honey stuff kind of comes from a few green texts about Honey and Nick's relationship. I don't have a cap of it unfortunately, I might go archive diving for it later.
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>>3942891
It might be too late, but I'd like to reaffirm my wish that I missed out on last thread.

I wish to see Nick & Honey having an awkward moment at the Naturalist Club.
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>>3943474
What a dumb fucking bunny lmao
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>daily reminder from /pol/
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>>3943475
If you want, I can repost my greentext sad Honey thing. But I also got some of those recaps.
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>>3943461
Admittedly I don't have much experience with that, but I guess it would be the same of "this other person is so much better than you" but with things girls think guys care.
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>>3943478
I want that image to be made into a full fledged cyriak music video.
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>>3943486
>you stupid pig's nipple
I don't know why this is so funny
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>>3943475
And another.
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>>3943485
Sure, I'd like to see it.
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>>3943476
Awkward because they didn't expect the other to be there, or awkward because Nick got too into it and wound up knotting so now they gotta wait it out in some shrubbery?
Not that Honey minds the second one too much
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>>3943475
>>3943498
Last recap.

>>3943499

Will dig up my old txt thing in a bit.
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https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws

STREAMING REQUESTS FROM >>3943236
GIVE ME SOME MORE IF YOUVE GOT EM
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>>3943506
Either/or would sound great to me. If you are the Wishmaster, I'd defer the decision to you.
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>>3943499
>Honey knew that the Ewepocolpyse was coming and did her best to educate everyone she could.
>But she wasn't crazy, she was self aware that she could come off as crazy; that's why she focused a bulk of her work on video sharing sites like Ewetube and Volemeo.
>That degree of separation at least made her feel that she wasn't overbearing in warning those of the inevitable race wars the sheep would cause.
>Honey was self aware that she came across as crazy, but she didn't really care.
>At least until Nick introduced her to his "new friend" Judy.
>
>Honey met Nick a few years ago when he tried to con her into some 'naturalist sheep protection'.
>She knew right away that it was just a dreamcatcher, but liked the fox's spunk anyways and they started their friendship up not too long after.
>She saw Nick as a good friend; he teased, but didn't mock her or try to tell her that she was crazy.
>He would help her out with upgrading her bunker or getting anti-sheep weaponry.
>She would help him out with a con from time to time.
>Finnick was a hoot to be around, but she was closer to Nick than the other, dimunitive fox.
>It was about a year into this friendship that Honey & Nick started sleeping together.
>It was just a friends-with-benefits thing... or it least it started out as just that.
>She could tell that Nick sometimes looked at her a bit too long the mornings after with that sad look as they got dressed and went their separate ways.
>Hell, even Honey had that pang of emotion while she held the sleeping fox close to her once or twice.
>But they were just friends; friends who've throughoughly explored the other's body in every way, but friends nonetheless.
>Honey wasn't the romantic type anyways, so it was win-win.
>It wasn't much, really.
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>>3943448

>And since that's canonically the case

wut

didn't think jack had any established connection to any main characters
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>>3943517
>Wishmaster
Haha
I wish
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>>3943522
>More than anyone else, Honey was surprised that Slick Nick decided to join the police force.
>But despite him joining a place that was infiltrated by the Wooluminati, Honey decided to support her friend.
>She was especially looking forward to meeting his new partner.
>After all, she had exposed a sheep conspiracy that Honey had never even considered.
>It was about a month after Nick had earned his badge when he arranged a nice dinner for the three of them at his place.
>The evening went well, if not a little rocky.
>But inevitably, Honey performed her public duty and tried to educate the bunny about all the things the government and the sheep tried to hide from the world.
>She was prepared for the offput look her 'pupil' gave her.
>She wasn't prepared for the look she gave Nick as she turned her head slightly to see if things were alright.
>Nor was she prepared for that look he gave to her.
>And she definitely wasn't prepared for him putting his paw on the bunny's in a comforting manner.
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>>3943522
>but liked the fox's spunk anyways
yeah I bet
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>>3943532
>For the first time in a long, long time, Honey felt embarrassed and self conscious about her behavior.
>She was glad her fur hid how flushed she was as she tried to play it off as a joke.
>Judy was polite enough to roll with it.
>The bunny was the first to leave Nick's appartment; she forgot her phone at her place and had promised to call her parents before they went to bed.
>Honey sat on Nick's couch as he saw Judy off, a strange, sinking hollowness in her stomache emerging as she saw him give the other woman a hug before she left.
>Nick and Honey spent about half an hour catching up, but those feelings of emptiness and embarrasment stayed with her.
>And oddly enough, they seemed to intensify as it seemed that Nick wanted to talk more about Judy than himself.
>In an attempt to be playful, Honey jokingly asked Nick when the three of them would spend the night.
>When that fearful look flashed across his face, even though it was brief, Honey knew what it meant.
>Nick was smooth and tactful, but that didn't change the fact that he basically asked if they could stop sleeping together.
>Honey & Nick were still friends, but that small part of their relationship was over now.
>For a brief moment, Honey observed that, were it not the reason for her getting dumped, it was adorable how dedicated Nick was to a girl he hadn't even confessed to yet.
>Eventually, Honey had to go back home to her bunker herself.
>She and Nick parted with an handshake, but deep down she wanted to ask him for a hug like the one he gave to Judy.
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>>3943524
I mean it's canon that Nick and Judy are just friends, so if she wants to get with a dashing bunny buck there shouldn't be a problem.
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>>3943543
>Like always when she got home, Honey activated her security systems, took a shower, and prepared for bed.
>She usually didn't wear much sleepwear, but that night she was so drained that she just crawled in bed naked.
>She woke up a few hours later, half asleep she could feel that her bed was especially empty and cold.
>In her mind's eye, she could imagine Nick's face; when he was happy, when he was being playful, when he was about to cum.
>When he looked at her with that longing look those few times the morning after.
>That look that he'll never make for her again, but will make for Judy.
>Tears began to fall from her eyes as she tried to curl up into a ball and hold herself.
>She and Nick could have been so happy together.
>She had taken her relationship with Nick for granted so much, that she felt saying "I love you and want to be together with you forever" was unnecessary.
>
>But she missed her chance and would never get it again.
>(fin)

>>3943542
I assure you I wan'
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>>3943522
>>3943532
>>3943543
Oh I was hoping you had some of my greentexts from that night. I was playing tennis and I thought it might have been you.
>>
>>3943542
I assure you, that double entendre was purely accidental.
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>>3943549
>I assure you I wan'
*want Nick's spunk too.
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>>3941454
The sign isn't the point
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>>3943555
Sorry, what recaps I just posted were the only ones I had. Maybe ZTArchive has the ones I don't?

>>3943557
This is why I shouldn't try to autopost when I'm not done typing.
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>>3940681
Beautiful
http://youtu.be/tPOqDShuE2M
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>>3943395
Underrated request.
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Would Honey ever go for more than FWB with Nick? Like if he wanted more but it was up to her, would she say yes?
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>>3943612
I'd put that question in your cap for now. It's hella early and I gotta get some rest.
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>>3943612
My headcannon for her was that she never really thought she felt that way about him until someone threatened her FWB status quo. It took Nick finding Judy for her to realize that she felt that way about him. But it was too late.
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>>3943247
hella
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>>3943633
Aww, this is cute.
>Honey and Nick waking up from a long, warm, relaxing night together, knowing they both have to go their separate ways
A soft goodbye.
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>>3943608
Thanks familia!
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>>3943633
This is super moody, but in a good way.
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>>3943612

>>3943632 This right here, desu. Honey was too comfortable with her FWB arrangement with Nick to even realize she was open to more than just that. I figure the badger is quite similar to Nick, in that she has her own walls and is careful not to flash any of her true feelings outside. She never got a prompt from Nick, and vice versa, so their relationship stagnated in the friends-with-benefits stage.

And after Judy entered the picture, Nick moved on with her. Too little, too late for Honey.
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>>3943662
Thank you for taking this request to 3 parts.
>>
>>3943692
Oh it was fun!
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>>3943633
i can get behind this, just a nice feeling of good
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>>3943363
That's a shame. Well it she's here, thanks for what you did do!
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>>3943246
yeet
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>>3943870
You're a fucking saint, nobby
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>>3943632
>>3943665
I don't know, I guess doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who'd treat FWB as just that, at least not deep down. Especially considering there's no way in hell Honey would treat him like some shifty scumbag fox.
Maybe he'd start getting feelings for Judy, but he'd ask Honey if she wants a real relationship before he actually moves on.
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>>3943884
I try
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>>3943901
I think Judy kind of swept him up. He's probably asked Honey in the past and she turned him down. I don't think he would ask Honey one last time, he'd probably just tell her that they can't be FWB anymore. That's how I see it anyway, if you see it another way that's up to you.
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>>3943906
*laughs*
>>
>tfw windows 10 got rid of all my zootopia pics
(insert reaction image here)
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>>3943976
Can't use recovery software?
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>>3943976
This appropriate enough?
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>>3943976
There's a good chance they're still on your drive tbqh
but fuck win10
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>>3943976
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>>3939522
Me
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*uses multiform* *teleports to you* *rips your pants off* Guess what, *whispers in your ear* i'm going to fucking... rape... you. *pulls out both cocks and insert both in your ass* *slaps your ass til all I hit is bone* I'M CUMMING! *cums inside butthole, dissolving your bodies in the process* *drinks puddles* *halo above head is gone* I AM THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE GALAXY! NO ONE WILL EVER MATCH OR EXCEED MY GREATNESS!
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>>3943987
I had this problem yesterday, I was able to recover them by going into program(86) to user then drag all my images to pictures, but then it just got rid of them all again after my computer last restarted.
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>>3944006
Uhhhhh
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>>3943998
cunt
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>>3944006
As a suggestion,if it is possible find them and drag them into Dropbox until you find the problem
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aight, I think I'm done for now

thanks for watching the stream
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>>3944026
Thanks for streaming for us <3
>>
>>3943870
>>3943906
>>3944026
you're a cool dude nobby and you deserve more you's

also do more gazelle and batgirl
>>
Would Nick smoke?
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>>3944053
Probably occasionally. Not enough to wear him down from running though.
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>>3943998
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>>3944053
I could see that go both ways, honestly. On the one hand, for all his lackadaisical mannerisms, Nick strikes me as health-conscious and self-restrained enough to avoid getting hooked on tobacco. But on the other hand, it does fit his jaded persona in a noir-tinged way.
>>
Okay, but what if everyone just suspects that interspecies couples can't mate, so Judy doesn't think Nick is the father until their born?
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>>3944079
What a nice thing to wake up to.
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>>3943998
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
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>>3944089
Doubt it, there is probably more interspecies couples than just Nick & Judy.

For hybrids shit I'm writing something about the whole thing being a fairly new area of research in obstretician / assisted reproductive technology where the amount of things it's able to do is pretty restricted (like it cannot create a full hybrid, and in judy case due to size difference being risky for the mother, only rabbits), at best the heir share some features that doesn't cause any genetic problems (too large teeth for mouth/snout to function correctly, for instance) or stuff like infertility using stuff like gene-mapping which lately have been getting all hype in our world with machine learning technology and gene modification proteins.
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>>3943928
Harsh
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>>3944146
Kinda kills the homely feeling, doesn't it?
>>
Why don't Nick and Judy just legally adopt Finnick and whenever he complains they just blame it on him being grouchy?
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>>3944185
>Double Homicide: Fox and rabbit found dead in ally last night. No suspects. Wounds suggest attacker was a small predator
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>>3944203
Where was McHorn when you needed him most?
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>>3944183
Makes more sense than "it just werks". Also I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff.
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>>3944210
>McHorn charges into the crime scene and starts spraying Nick's corpse while laughing
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>>3944233
more like
>Nick and Judy get a joint police funeral
>McHorn stands there sadly, spraying Nick's corpse in the face
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>>3944233
>Finnick is nearby in his can
>watching the crime scene investigation unfold
>sees that
>starts laughing too
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>>3944268
>can
van
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>>3944264
>everyone's in a line walking up to the casket
>some throw a white rose in, others some form of keepsake
>McHorn gets to the front and somberly sprays both bodies down, then makes his way back to the seat
>the funeral proceeds as normal
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>>3944214
Talking animals doesn't make sense. But I prefer 50/50 split to hybrids.
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>>3944284
It's a ritual meant to keep dirty fox spirits from hustling their souls.
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Anyone got more of those white foxes?
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>>3944304
Having a fox kit would probably kill a rabbit.
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>>3943525
WISH?

DID SOMEONE SAY WISH?!
>>
>>3944439
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This flight aint gonna be that bad
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>>3940527
source?
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>>3944552
Babies are very small.
>>
>>3944726
*Sideways Weaver laughing.png*
>>
Did /co/ kick our branch out?
>>
>>3944746
Only thing that's missing is wifi so I can keep shitposting
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>>3944552
I dunno, Judy looks like she could take Finnick's knot
>>
>>3944774
?
>>
>>3944786
There's no /zoo/ thread on /co/
>>
Soft rabbit paws
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>>3944884
pervert
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>>3944899
>there are people in this very thread that consider this the hottest thing they have ever seen
>>
>>3944941
I'm not a foot/paw guy and it's pretty high up there even for me
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>>3944941
>there are people in this thread
I want skinnies to leave
Preds/Prey only, none of those prey-turn-pred psychopaths
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>>3944968
This.
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>>3944968
I'm not gay but I want to be gangbanged by 4 guys. Y'know?
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>>3944986
Omnivore pride world wide!
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>>3944552
>>3944742
Ok, autism moment, math time! A red fox reaches up to 90 cm/35 in in body length, a cub 14.5 cm/6 in (from Wiki). Nick is 122 cm/4ft so proportionally (I know in that height I'm also counting the legs) the cub should be no more than 20 cm/8 in. Judy is 76 cm/30 in, so the proportion between her an the possible cub is 30/8=3.75. A human baby can arrive up to 50 cm/20 in and an average human woman is 165 cm/65 in so the proportion is 65/20=3.25. So it's pretty close and counting that Judy has proportionally shorter legs than a human, giving more space to the body, and also having that bunnies are used to having a big litter I can say that the pregnancy won't probably kill her.
>>
Need pictures of Judy in December with her white winter coat.
>>
>>3945002
"Omnivore"s are just Preds who can't own up to what they really are. Go back to Timblr with that bullshit.
>>
>>3945047
WHITE POWER WHITE POWER
>>
>>3945000
Which four guys?
>>
>>3945042
here, fixed up a little graphic for some more accurate height comparisons
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>>3945042

Zootopia isnt a third world shithole, people don't die in childbirth like that anymore.
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>>3945072
Yeah they fucking do.
>>
>>3944986
wut is a skinny
>>
>>3945090
No. They don't.
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2223rank.html
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>>3945098
>there are people
>I want skinnies to leave
>psychopathic prey-turned-pred

This should be really easy
>>
>>394507
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>>3944859
Yeah. Mechanic came back last night saying they were gone for good.
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>>3945098
Skinyes are normal animals like you and me who like to dress up as mythical creatures known as humans,we are just like everybody else,you should join our community
>pic related,my skinsona
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>>3945106
>shows that people still die

(You)?
>>
>>3945072
I was not talking about the danger of childbirth but more about if Judy would a been able to carry the pregnancy until the end without recurring to some magical zootopian science using a comparison with humans
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>>3945128
>6 deaths out of millions of births in Germany
stop the fucking presses, it's like anodah shoah
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MEANWHILE ON BIZARRO /ZOOT/
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>>3945053
>bunblr
Pls
>>
>>3945157
I'm so glad I'm alive
>>
>>3945157
Fucking /trash/ jannies, how is open of zootopia against the rules?
>>
>>3945157
Mead really needs to cut it out with the happy happy fun time comics. Really tiresome to have everything he draws be so sweet.
>>
>>3945157
I'm so glad the /co/ mods have allowed us to stay, fellow furians!
>>
>>3945123
Why the fuck are German, Russian, and Anglo skinsonas so fucking popular
Romesonas are the fucking best
>>
>>3945172
>open
Porn
>>
>>3945149
please dont backpedal, change the goalpost then shitpost. Were here to have fun, no reason to do that
>>
>>3945190
>please dont backpedal, change the goalpost then shitpost
I only did the latter one, because I'm here to have fun by busting into some stupid argument two other anons are having
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>>3945188
Not-cuck
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>>3945201
Im sure.
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>>3945187
>romesonas
Neah
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>>3945157
Can you guys stop shipping Judy and Nick? I get it if you're just joking, but cucking Gideon like this is a fucking scum move
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>>3945157
Gildeon grey x Leonheart best pairing
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>>3945242
>judy dies
>gideon becomes the bitter CEO of the biggest lie factory
Y/n?
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>>3945263
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/trash/1467906434369.gif&v=PGNiXGX2nLU&s=61
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>>3945269
>lie
Pie. Fuck mobile.
>>
>>3945269
Finally it's Judy that is dying, people are always killing Nick (dunno why, it's not so important)
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>>3945269
>lie factory
I-i-i-ts call-called a hustle swe-sweetheart you know?
>>
>>3945218
Shitposting is a natural reflex for me, like breathing air, riding a bike, or throwing Ozzy's mother's body into the river.
>>
>>3945269
>lie
? He becomes a spin doctor?

Though I can't see him being PERSONALLY invested in Judy's death, it'd probably hit her parents hard. Maybe as a way to get their minds off it some time down the line, he offers an aggressive push into business in the hopes that hard work will help them move on from her death.
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>>3944884
squishy fox paws
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>>3945393
More like FUCKING FAGGOT fox paws
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>>3945393
>>3945420
With squishy paw pads
>>
http://nobby-art.tumblr.com/post/147048463255

posted draws from tonight
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>finally
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Anyone have the Carrot King greentext saved? I wanted to show it to a friend, only to realize that I don't.
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welp now I am into watersport
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>>3945566
Don't have any friends, anon?
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>>3945607
Hah.
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>>3945631
new thread
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Last for Judy being a dick!
>>
any updates on the JulyXChief wilde story?
>>
>>3945118
who's mechanic?
>>
>>3943067

I now ship Remmy/Ozzy's Mom.

But how do Betty and Ozzy feel about this?
>>
>>3945631

>>3945631

>>3945631
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>>3945666
they like 4somes
>>
>>3944439

Those are arctic fox masseuses, anon. Zistopia gave them names, but I never read it.
>>
>>3945658
A guy who fixes cars, how can you not know that?
>>
>>3942071
This comic is physically painful. Both of them are so awkward.

Nick tries to act like nothing's different but Judy's so afraid she's screwed up everything.
>>
>>3945128
>The number is not zero, nothing has changed.

Sorry you don't understand how generalizations work.
>>
>>3945157
I love talking about the canon characters who are actually in the movie.
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>>3944439
>No fic or comic where Nick takes Judy for a massage with these three and he winks at them and tells them to give her the "full service"
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>>3946040
It's not cuckoldry if you watch her get it from another woman.
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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