THIS HG THREAD IS DEDICATED TO THE DELETION OF BROTHER NERO
THE ONE YOU KNOW AS JEFF
>>3920672
Yukine pls
BROTHERMAN BILL
>>3920672
YEAH, LET'S GET LOUD AND FREAKY!
>>3920679
WHO IS THIS YUKINE
MY NAME IS MATT HARDY
>>3920681
DADADADADADADADADA
>>3920670
>She raises an eyebrow, clearly not believing a word of it.
Rika.
I know you too well at this point to just accept that as an answer. You can tell me if it's something emotional, and I'll stop.
>>3920687
YUKINE, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD BOY. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE
After I finish reading these two chapters I shall host
>>3920703
>rattles your bones
Let's try this again.
>>3920658 # (My hero)
Yeah, but it just feels weird having my hair patted like that. Maybe because I associate it with England, who's like a father figure to me...
>>3920665 # (Natsuki, man of mayo)
No, I am legitimately serious! I will give you a Hertz Donut that doesn't involve violence!
>>3920670 # (Rika)
Shit, that's WAY more interesting than our weapons will ever be! Well, unless you count that one weapon, but that was for special situations!
>>3920703
>reading
>manga
>>3920637
I wouldn't mind at all! I'd kindly carry my sickly partner.
>He picks you up and holds on tightly and takes you to bed.
>>3920670
Does she work for good?
If not, I may take it upon myself to do whatever I can to stop her.
>>3920707
Nah, you can keep doing it if you like. I'm not complaining at all, dude!
>>3920717
>614
Jesus
>>3920695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WBaUFXU4St
>>3920710
...Fine, I'll take it.
>>3920703
You're a good skeleton, papa long-legs.
>>3920690
Preference is preference. And I consider it to be a matter of pride to be called by my name. Rika, "Science".
>>3920693
>>3920710
Lemme guess, nukes? Because that lady was a walking sun in terms of nuclear power.
>>3920714
>I like reading
>>3920708
>they rattle
>>3920707
Of course.
>>3920731
No, I am a lich
>>3920726
>>3920728
>tfw you can't record your voice to show HG how manly you sound
>>3920703
It would be appreciated.
>>3920731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tswkr25A0
>>3920739
There! That's all you had to say, Rika. You're proud of your name and want to be called it.
>She nods.
Then, I'll drop the nicknames. I don't mind if it's for a reason like that.
>>3920731
Here!
>He gives you a cream-filled donut with the word 'Hertz' on it.
Try it!
>>3920739
Yo... How powerful would you say she was?
Goodnight HG
>>3920723
I would, but I'm running on empty. I'm gonna hit the hay, goodnight sweetheart!
>>3920768
eww
>>3920752
...
Yeah?
>>3920765
>he takes a bite out of the cream-filled donut
Hey, this tastes a lot better than pain!
>>3920746
how black*
>>3920768
G'night, dude!
>>3920768
Night Mr. Wiggins!
>>3920781
Give me kissy, anon
>>3920666
Implying I even know anything about 2hu. Nice meme.
>>3920763
>She sighs softly
...Thanks.
>>3920765
Who? The hell-raven or the one who completely kicked her teeth in?
>>3920782
Good, because I put mayo instead of cream in it since you like mayo so much!
>>3920785
How handsomely white like holy shit this guy's easily an 8/10 Ibuki would definitely fuck him if she were real*
>starts playing the guitar
>Tfw you posted your face and no one cared
>>3920807
Maybe you should put on the mask.
>>3920807
Grimes?
>>3920802
>She holds out both of her hands towards you.
That's fine. We're working on getting you to be more direct with your emotions, right? That's a good step in the right direction!
>>3920807
Probably silently thought you were ugly and didn't bother responding
>>3920803
It kind of taste funky with mayo in it, but I can't let this go to waste. I don't get to eat donuts everyday where I'm from, so this is kind of like a special treat.
>>3920805
Hey man, cool it with the riffs.
>>3920802
Both, preferably! If I found out how they got so powerful, maybe I could use it as a new energy source!
That's how energy works, right?
>>3920804
I'd fuck you t.bh
>>3920768
Farewell.
>>3920805
*listens intensely*
>>3920828
>tfw you're not ugly
Feels good to have good genes
>>3920834
Oh hello, it's the immortalus annoyus.
>>3920842
>the guitar is sparking the more he plays it
Ah, well if it ain't the living weapon.
>>3920840
If you're not Ibuki then you can get the fuck outta my air space.
>>3920805
Yo, you play the guitar too?
>>3920827
Er...if you say so.
>>3920805
That is the weirdest shamisen I've ever seen.
>>3920836
Reimu's easily the most powerful human around, while I've been told that power source is exactly what the other one was meant to be.
>>3920858
What? No, it's Subaru. What the hell is immortalus annoyus?
>>3920834
Good! I have another one right here!
>He pulls out another donut.
>>3920868
Hm... I need to look more into that. So, can you do magic too?
>>3920858
*stops listening*
Someone told you about me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hbbAEbKL2T
shut up kourtney
>>3920861
Helo it is i ibuki.
>Futa dicks you
>>3920864
Yeah, except I play to shock some xeno-bastards.
>>3920868
maybe because it's not a shamisen little girl.
>>3920872
It's a scientific name for you.
>>3920883
Was it the blonde with the outdated weapon?
>>3920887
You are not the sweet, perfect musical goddess. Please kill yourself.
>>3920882
...This one isn't filled with hot sauce, is it?
>>3920887
>I-I don't want this, but I-It's okay if it's you Ibuki-sama...
>>3920868
>She insists to jut her hands out, motioning for yours.
And we're working on making me less clingy, right? We can learn from each other, I think.
>>3920882
>She flinches
...I refuse to. I hate magic.
>>3920888
Use your hands like a normal person, genius.
>>3920890
I'm not AS young as I look. And what the hell is it?
>>3920897
>She awkwardly holds her hands out, looking uncomfortable
Maybe.
>>3920890
I didn't know I was that important around here to get a scientific name! What's it mean? I hope it means something cool!
Ok first 24, I suppose I shall use the fresh hotel code
>>3920913
Stop this at once.
>LF
>>3920913
Kys KK. Thats Doos 100%.
>>3920904
I don't care if you're not as young as you are, and this is a guitar, it's a special one, it shocks people.
>>3920909
It means you're immortal, and annoying.
>>3920918
Commando
>>3920918
Rika
>>3920918
Slumberjack
>>3920918
Grimoire Weiss
>>3920918
Natsuki Subaru
>>3920913
>I-I love you too, Ibuki
>>3920918
King Knight
>>3920904
>She takes your hands and holds them up, entwining her fingers between yours and smiling.
Good. I'm really happy. Recently, my nightmares have gone away completely, and I've been feeling genuinely happy again, just like I did a month ago. Thank you so much for being my friend, Rika!
>>3920918
DIO
>>3920928
fuck off
>>3920918
Jonathan Joestar
>>3920918
Komori Hinako
>>3920918
Maria and Harusame
>>3920918
>>3920918
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3920890
If you are referring to Elly then you are correct. I have not had someone seek me out for some time now.
>>3920918
Eggman-kun
>>3920918
Maidkoto
>>3920938
No u
>>3920918
Ririchiyo
>>3920918
Ruby Rose
>>3920918
Neil TheAss Tyson
>>3920918
Bored Lonely Yukine
>>3920918
Kaine
>>3920918
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3920890
Shock? As in literally, or to suprise them?
>>3920896
Nope! I'm not a sadist, dude.
>>3920904
Ah! So you can, but you don't want to!
>He pulls out a book and writes in it.
Another amazing idea for energy sources!
>>3920918
The Big Eight
>>3920918
Some girl
>>3920918
Lord Beerus
>>3920925
You're just mad that I'm so amazing, right? Don't worry, you're not the only one! Most people here see how amazingly great I am!
>>3920918
Yukico-tan
Strange. Is this the same world I awoke in last time?
No... this is different, it seems.
>>3920923
Fuck you
>>3920918
THICC
>>3920925
Just know that by no means should I be a "little" girl, unless you don't remember the hell I subjected you to in my tank.
>>3920936
...Well, that's a relief. Though, I'd bet it's mostly because you saw Noel.
>>3920959
>There's a bit of a hostile edge to her voice
No, I can't.... And I don't wanna learn.
>>3920918
This picture in my temporary folder
>>3920972
>kissu
>>3920923
That isn't me you faggot.
>>3920940
Christie > You
>>3920959
...
>he takes the donut and eats it
>>3920972
Well if this isn't a sight, never thought this dumb ass would show up in this place.
>>3920958
if won deal but no deal lose i beerus side ok
>cody
>tfw Ibuki will never let me kiss her tummy
>>3920985
What? Your words came out garbled because of Hoshi's tiny nuts muffling your speech.
>>3920987
I k-know she looks more mature and I'm trying to do the same!
We have 26 so I am going to bump it up. It may take a bit more time
>>3920944
I seek for everyone really, though a living weapon sounds like something worth studying, so exactly how do you fight? don't tell me you use your fists, that's just stupid and boring.
>>3920959
>he plays it and it sparks the American.
sometimes both.
>>3920965
Yes, of course, it's not like I gave you that nickname because I forgot about your name.
>>3920972
Who said that? can I study you with a shotgun?
>>3920977
Girlie I fought things that overtower the largest buildings in the universe, I fought lava worms, I fought a big flying jellyfish and many more that keep on annoying me, you're Tank ain't nothing, if anything it's kinda boring somewhat.
>>3920972
...Great. More sapient magical books.
>>3920977
>She idly plays with your fingers, hesitating to answer your question.
Well.. Yeah, that's a big part of it. But without you, I'd be way worse off, y'know. Those dreams got.. Really bad, when I was alone. You really helped me get through that bad time.
So.. I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your friendship!
>>3921001
>>3920980
>the book simply floats away
Really, now? Do treat me with some respect. I am not some simple mirror to practice your kissing in. I am Grimoire Weiss! I wield magic far above the level of a simple human like you!
>>3920994
And even in another world, this hussy decides to follow me!
>>3921005
Stevie Wonder
>>3920985
Wtf then. Who else would call her like that? I bet it's KK again.
>>3921002
CALM DOWN! IT'S OKAY, JUST IGNORE IT! IT'LL GO AWAY IF YOU DON'T STARE AT IT FOR LONG!
Also, I think I killed your friend.
>>3920918
Tallahassee
>>3920972
Howdy, dude!
>>3920977
Oh, you can't!
>He writes in the book, muttering under his breath.
Hm... I really need to find more conversation topics. Anyway, is there a particular reason why you don't want to learn magic?
>>3921007
Hm... Unconventional weapon, but I see your point! Where'd you get it from?
>>3920988
Good, because that's toothpaste!
>>3921007
Natsuki Subaru, the savior of these high grounds!
>>3921026
W-Why are you shouting and what do you mean by that? What's with Tsukiko-chan?
>>3921007
Well, you don't have any room to say that considering I've squared off against larger, myself, and you sort of just ran away like a pansy when I shot at you.
>>3921014
It's not a problem, really.
>>3921032
Simply-put? I absolutely hate magic.
>>3921005
Big pink
>>3920972
A book?
>>3921007
Do not be ridiculous. I barely use my hands when fighting. They are required to do many other purposes. I mostly use my legs and weapons.
>>3921019
Still it's good to see you again Weiss.
>>3921005
Tuvalu
>>3921005
Aussa the Earth Charmer
>>3921032
>he spit it out and shoves the donut into your face
I don't want that!
>>3921038
She won't be coming here anymore. I had to deal with her behavior the hard way after she started giving me trouble.
>>3921005
Burger-chan
>>3920950
Where is Christie?
>>3921005
Ibuki Mioda!
>>3921001
I-I'm going to leave now to cry because that overused meme hurt like hell.
You stay here and think about what you just did.
>>3921024
>Not Mudad
>>3921005
Junkrat
>>3921032
A chest.
>>3921034
>scribbles down on a note "some wabashi tabashi bullshit name and a car brand"
there I wrote it so I can remember it.
>>3921039
Shot me? oh yeah I remember now, I thought you were shooting the wrong way when you 'shot' me, honestly the large radius is the only saving grace for your tanks.
>>3921041
Legs... and weapons? a living weapon using weapons, can I ask what are your weapons?
>>3921009
And more people that would overlook me. Size hardly indicates power, as I will demonstrate shortly.
>>3921041
Putting it pathetically, absolutely simply, yes. In the simplest of terms I am a book, if it weren't obvious.
>>3921042
As hard as I find it to say, yes... a familiar face does wonders for the psyche of even myself.
Tell me, where are we?
>>3921007
Is that a threat? If you pull that ridiculous impliment of a weapon on me, I will make sure you feel my wrath.
>>3921032
..."Howdy"? I do say,is that even a proper word?
>>3921005
Reinhardt
>>3921005
Elly
>>3921005
Machi
>>3921039
>She puffs her cheeks out, flattening her palms against yours.
I don't believe you. I mean, you've been taking good care of me, giving me things to help you with and letting me entertain myself by playing with your hair and stuff.. It's all really nice of you! I think you're a better friend than you realize, Rika!
>>3921054
>>3919902
>>3920046
So who's this?
>>3921005
Jeff Hardy
>>3921076
A threat? when the heck is a shotgun a threat? some people can't take a hit sometimes here, oh well, so you can make wrath? Mind showing it?
>>3921071
Holy shit.
That's it, I'm changing the filler's name. Yours is much more glorious.
>>3921054
Aw, and here I thought you were gonna eat all of it... Try this one!
>It's another donut.
>>3921075
...That's it? Huh. Where'd you find the chest? Was it given to you?
>>3921076
American slang for hello! Like, "How do ya do?"
>>3921096
on a planet, when it fell off a cargo ship, that some jackass blew up, but enough about me and this guitar, what about you?
>>3921067
Go n stay go.
>>3921005
Kousaka Honoka
>>3920526
Well then... You are the masochist who fears death but enjoys the pain!
>>3920533
I don't know, you beter ask him!
>>3921075
I use beams, you insufferable jackass.
>>3921076
Yeah, I know. Shame I've problem seen a stronger one, even if it wasn't sapient. And it's more the "magic" part that I simply don't care for.
>>3921080
...Eh.
>>3921075
Two swords. I have been informed that they are too large. Do you need to me retrieve them?
>>3921076
I am just making sure I have not gone insane yet.
>>3921087
>>3921054
Unsurprisingly, Subaru continues to be a moron. A blind one at that.
Perhaps the bump was unneeded, but best to get everyone in. Any swaps?
>>3921075
Good, because one day I'll be the hokage of this place! Believe it!
>>3921087
...
She's a zombie.
>>3921096
>slaps it out of your hands
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
>>3921076
Hell if I know, the uh... Shade kind of took over again and when I woke up again well I was in this place. Seems to be an arena with a constant changing field but with one strange power of nobody remains dead and come back afterwards and not as a zombie .
>>3921113
Nico nico nii?
>>3921121
I only talked to him once, so I didn't know about that much.
>>3921126
It looks good.
>>3921127
W-Whaaaaat?
>>3921071
Use Star Lord more.
>>3921126
I'm ready to go!
>>3921113
That doesn't make any sense! If I was a masochist then I'd enjoy both of those things, which I don't! How can one person be this stupid!?
>>3921121
That's rich coming from you. If she did half the stuff she did to me to you then you'd be livid!
>>3921119
Beams? beams... really? no wonder.
>>3921121
Yeah sure, swords aren't really that rare of a weapon, though big swords sounds like something I've never seen.
>>3921126
Oh great, hi Beam girl. seriously, FREAKING BEAMS?
>>3921127
Hokage? I don't even know what that is.
>>3921111
I will go and play vidya like always. Fuck you.
>>3921126
A goth and a group of men probably about to fuck each other, this'll be entertaining.
>>3921126
Ha ha! Crusader Online!
>>3921110
Ah! My name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America! It's a pleasure to meet you, dude!
>>3921039
Wow. Blunt and to the point. I'd ask more, but it's probably a personal thing, so... Do you want me to talk about myself?
>>3921126
TEN PEOPLE IN ONE TEAM! HELL YEAH!
>>3921127
...Dude, that was a waste of food. Kids these days, wasting their food like they can conjure it out of thin air...
>>3921126
>Dio and Jonathan in the same district
dis gon b gud
>>3921139
>I don't ava Starlord.
>>3921126
>>3921113
Swap Ibuki for her!
>>3921111
Don't you ever talk to me or my main mane KK ever again you shitstain.
>aboot to smash a slightly drunk girl at party
>she gets up
>a while passes
>she brings in another mate
>im not gay for a tthreesome or want to get cucked so i leave the room while her slut ass is grinding my friend
>other friend who is her ex gets up and is heading towards hos room where i just was woth his ex and where she is now with ny other friend
This gon be fucked up
>>3921096
American? I've never heard of such a town before.
>>3921090
Patience, my good man! Magic of this caliber cannot be rushed. As soon as this ridiculous display of violence starts and I partner with my districtmate, you will see the power that was enough to bring kingdoms to their knees!
>>3921121
No, you are not "going insane". Good lord, but you are going indecent! Have you no shame?
>>3921119
So it's magic you have a disdain for, is it?
>>3921128
IS that so? It at least...somehow seems more calm here than the calamity that the world was coming to. If it is enough to make you stop spewing profanities every 5 seconds, then it is VERY strange indeed.
>>3921126
>>3921026
You there, boy! The one who I am to be partnered with!
I am already formidable, but if you would like, my power would be even more powerful under your control.
>>3921138
It's true! She's nothing but a braindead zombie at this point!
>>3921147
THE LEADER OF THIS FREE NATION!
>>3921126
Proceed.
>>3921138
If you value your mind, you would stop talking to him. Or at least kill him. It will result in him not being foolish.
>>3921144
But she did not, did she?
>>3921147
Preparing for battle. I will eliminate the redundancies.
>>3921154
Hell no! We aren't partners at all!
>>3921177
Not a town, silly. A country!
>>3921126
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3921147
Uhuh. You gonna just mock me or elaborate.
>>3921156
I just don't care for how it dominates Gensokyo. And it's too easy, for another.
>>3921177
Without a doubt.
>>3921168
>lurking HG instead of getting some drunk ass
Faggot.
>>3921168
>forgetting about the golden rule
it's not gay if it's in a three-way bro
>>3921177
You mean my outfit. I do not mind that.
>>3921178
T-That's impossible! I just talked to her yesterday!
>>3921182
B-But you're talking to him yourself, so it can't be that bad. He seems like a kind person.
>>3921126
The one swap is done and we begin
>>3921156
You seem to be good at doing that, considering you kept bringing donuts out of some kind of warp hole!
>>3921177
What, so you want me to hold you the entire time?
>>3921182
She did! I was abused all the time by her, and enough is enough! I can only take so much abuse before my mind caves in!
>>3921156
The feelings isn't mutual, mostly because I don't have any pleasures anymore, except on taking stuff, USA? sounds like the old democratic empire of earth.
>>3921177
I await for this carnage.
>>3921178
What free nation?
>>3921182
Um. what the heck are those carrying the swords? actually they look like drones, possibly organic drones, the strangest drones.
>>3921185
Beams are the lowest damager, you needs laser, or explosive beams. or just get a rocket in that tank.
>>3921196
God why am I with the weird ones.
>>3921196
Come on it can't be that bad.
>>3921196
Maybe resting isn't a bad idea. I should stop staying up so late.
>>3921119
Don't give me "eh!"
>She raises her hands to her own face and curves her mouth up into a smile with her fingers.
C'moooon, lemme see a smiiiile.
>>3921196
I'm tellin' ya, this aint gonna turn out well.
>>3921194
The you just talked to a zombie! Imagine that, you of all people are lucky enough to know what a zombie sounds like! Lucky you, eh?
>>3921196
>>3921210
I-I really, REALLY don't think we should go in there. It seems kind of spooky. Way too spooky for me, that is.
>>3921203
THIS FREE NATION! THE NATION OF HG!
>>3921183
A country? Could this be a world in which they survived? How lucky of me...!
>>3921185
You will have to learn to live with it then, I'm afraid. I have been an enchanted text for as long as time is immemorial.
>>3921193
Truly not? You must be in the same camp as the hussy, Kaine... She too wears these skimpy outfits and throws caution to the wind in combat. Why must so many humans be alike?
>>3921200
Heavens, no! I can float on my own!
I can grant you great power, however...You stand in the presence of ancient wisdom! I am of text of the darkest, most arcane type, and I could be of great assistance to you.
>>3921177
Oh ha ha, fuck you Weiss. I'm not like that all the time... just most of it.
>>3921196
Oh good, just show me the room and piss off.
>>3921212
>She sorta just stares blankly
>>3921203
Scientifically-speaking? You're an idiot. My weapons pack more damage than mere light or any stupid physical weapon.
>>3921157
>>I don't ava Starlord.
Y-Yes you do, Endo
>>3921196
The Grimoire stabs the house keeping and plenty death.
>>3921220
I'm not saying that you're a liar, but maybe you watch horror movies too regularly.
>>3921185
Yeah, it IS too easy, eh? England would show me how to do magic, but he's doing other things...
>In the distance, an Englishman is swearing at the sky.
>>3921200
What are you talking about?
>He pulls out a burger and chews it.
>>3921203
E-Empire? Am I really gonna be an empire like England? Yo, that's so cool!
>>3921215
>>3921196
Hurry up and get in unless you wanna die! France will accompany you if you want!
>>3921227
Survived? What do you mean, dude?
>>3921196
I-I don't have a good feeling about this place..
>>3921194
Seems is an important word. He is lying about killing your friend.
>>3921196
I will win this.
>>3921200
I meant that she did not do that stuff to me.
>>3921203
Oh those? Lucifero.
*she snaps her fingers
*they come to her side*
Those are my weapons as well.
>>3921232
...What did the tank say to the squirrel?
>>3921237
I was just cleaning!!
>>3921237
W-Wait! This place is too scary alone! I j-just have to find someone..
>friend freakingnot about his ex getting dicked in his own bed on his birthday
>literally sitting down here playing angel boy
I'm going to hell.
>>3921237
What the fuck was that noise over there?
>>3921250
Maybe he's just confused?
>>3921227
Tch, I've seen loads of more bizarre magical objects.
>>3921241
His is shoddy, anyways.
>>3921251
...Huh?
>>3921237
You're a grown-ass vampire, go handle yourself.
>>3921227
No thanks. You seem like the kind of guy that would lead me down the path of great evil, and I don't want that. I'm more of a hero type, you know?
>>3921237
This? It's just a flesh wound.
>>3921238
I watch them, but I don't really care for them. They remind me too much of real life...
>>3921241
YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!
How the fuck can you keep pulling food out of nowhere!?
>>3921250
You're lucky. You might have died if that happened, and then what would I do without my wittle tony Rammy-tan?
>>3921237
Shit, those are shades aren't they?
>>3921220
HG? the hell is that? sounds stupid and made-up.
>>3921232
EVERYTHING PACKS MORE PUNCHES THAN LIGHT, I actually have a science degree in whoop-ass, seriously though change it.
>>3921237
Oh I'm sooooo scared, can I stay with you lesba- I mean strong independent women?
>>3921241
I don't know, History books might of been affected by propaganda or something like that.
>>3921250
I bet they bite, though those teeth are very dull and not sharp at all, perhaps force alone makes it deadly.
>>3921265
Nothing!
Tanks can't talk!
>>3921267
That's why there's a chance you just confused real life with the movies! I'm sure Tsukiko-chan is all right.
>>3921237
>>3921251
Is it a Shade!?
...No? It appears to be human, but wears the ears and tail of a beast. What manner of creature appears that way?
>>3921241
Wha? Oh, well....
That could take a long while to explain. You see... In the world in which I come from, it is far bleaker, and humanity stands at the brink of extinction. Most of the old world is gone.
>>3921229
Yes, yes, I'm sure. Shall we get to work settling things here? At least until he gets here.
>>3921237
>
>>3921256
See you there
>>3921220
You must never show fear when out in the field!
>>3921237
A breeze would've been nice.
>>3921274
...Uhuh.
>>3921273
>>3921278
>Snicker
You clearly don't know a damn thing if you think any sort of physical weapon is worth anything.
>>3921277
They're real!
>>3921278
They're kinda cute. I hope one day I'll be able to have a kid-.. N-Nothing.
>>3921136
Nico? She's not here. Well I haven't seen her around.
>>3921144
It does make sense if you consider it actually! You like the pain but you afraid of the death after that.
>>3921158
Thanks!
>>3921273
It's what you're in right now! One day I'll rule over this place with an iron fist!
>>3921276
Don't believe me.
BUT don't come crawling back to me when she chews your brains out. Literally of course.
>>3921279
Psh, I never do that! I go into this war zone everyday with a straight face and a "can do" attitude! There's no time for depressing thoughts out here!
>>3921278
BEAMY YOU'RE OTHER CHILDHOOD FRIENDS MIGHT BE PLANNING TO STAB ME TO DEATH! COME OUT AND HELP ME!
Well my thread went to shit so I came over here
how you guys been?
>>3921265
His isn't that shoddy! Sure, it's creepy, but it's not shoddy!
>The Englishman is trashing his room while a Frenchman restrains him.
>>3921267
I have no idea what you're talking about!
>Another burger. Holy shit, this guy eats everything!
>>3921273
But still, I might become an empire! Yo, this is so amazing! What year is it there?!
>>3921277
Oh. So, what IS left? Probably Russia, most likely, but I need to know!
>>3921265
Okay, you're right, I can handle myself
>>3921278
...I have a bad feeling about this
>>3921297
T-There's no way Tsukiko-chan would do something like that! She can be harsh, but she would never hurt others for real!
>>3921296
Listen here girl. I know I look funny and strange, but I'm no pervert. I don't like any of that stuff, and it's very rude to assume that about someone else.
>>3921305
I CAN FEEL THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH MY HAIR!
>>3921293
...There're two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
>>3921293
First thing, it's not all physical, second, it is worth a damn, third, get a new tank.
>>3921297
What's wrong with a regular fist?
>>3921305
Who are you?
>>3921278
Today is more eventful. But not by much. 3 Tributes make the biggest mistakes in horror stories.
>>3921305
Well enough, how are you?
>>3921305
Getting cucked
>>3921305
Evening. You too, miss "I could outwrite Diego any day?"
>>3921305
>>3921278
Take responsibility for your actions, you layabout! I know you did it!
>>3921265
But none as powerful, surely.
Where do you hail from that such things like me are common household objects?
>>3921267
Evil? Of course not! Don't be daft, it is an offer made purely out of the sake of teamwork.
>>3921306
From what I saw of the world, only 4 small towns remain in the world. I cannot say for sure which nations rose or fell after what happened.
>>3921294
You speak the truth? Intruiging...
>he floats closer
>>3921305
A SHIT A XENO, THEY CAME BACK TO HUNT ME DOWN!
>>3921306
I don't remember, just some million years, not much waiting to do.
>>3921319
Well fuck.
>>3921319
It feels like I've been neglecting something really important, but I just can't remember it. I feel so.. weak.
>>3921306
Actually, I'm more surprised at how much you're able to eat. Don't you ever get tired of those things?
>>3921311
I dunno, she tried doing that to me. That's when I gave her the good ol one two buckle my shoe. I laid her flat out and had just enough time to run for my life.
>>3921315
Regular fists aren't scary, so you need to rule with something that has more weight than normal fists.
>>3921297
You have fought on a daily basis?
>>3921319
Is someone there?
>>3921277
Yeah I guess we should, but how is the old guy anyway? You're almost always with him so you should know right?
>>3921278
It was probably part of the building breaking, just look at the state of it.
>>3921319
Oh for fuck sa- Guess I'll be breaking down another door.
>>3921317
Lord Dominator
>>3921319
Eh, just got up, got shitposted, gave up
>>3921320
Same
>>3921326
People still care about that?
>>3921332
I don't even know who you are, crazy guy
>>3921331
Uh-huh. I'm a beastkin.
>She spins around and shows you where her tail connects to her lower back.
See? Real.
>>3921337
...
>lets out a weak laugh
You're pretty funny.
>>3921337
Iron ain't heavy, unless you're a pansy.
>>3921342
Oh great, it's just a filthy xeno who's not here to hunt me.
>>3921342
I do, for one.
Are you here to apologize, or am I wasting my time speaking to you?
>>3921331
Well I'm already dead, so you're wasting your time with me. Dead guys can't help out books or whatever you are.
>>3921338
Oh yeah, I've fought tons of things!
>he lifts his shirt up
See this? They're battle scars from when I was fighting dogs!
>>3921319
Dad is getting desperate.
>>3921342
Best to not let a little hate get you down miss.
>>3921353
Sorry, I'm really not good at this.
>>3921345
You think death is funny, punk?
>>3921349
But it's heavier than a fist, is it not?
>>3921306
It's low-strength at the best....
>>3921309
>>3921319
Good, because you're making me more nervous than the rest of this place.
...So why'd we do that again?
>>3921314
>She smacks the palm of her hand against her face with a groan
>>3921315
As a matter of fact, rockets and missiles are typically pretty physical. And don't you dare insult my Flower Tank. It might not be the greatest I've made, but it'll still kick your ass!
>>3921331
I doubt you've got anything on the Grimoire of Alice, and that's not even the most potent source of magic I've even seen, just a book.
>>3921357
Considering how many (You)s they immediately hemorrhaged for him, I'd say they do.
>>3921349
Yeah okay then
>>3921351
I'd be wasting my time trying to change your mind anyway, trust me I've tried before
>>3921353
It's more than a little
>>3921278
>>3921340
I've seen hauntings, and this is capital-H haunted. Can't you sense that...?
>>3921361
Well, I just found the part with you beating her up funny. It's a really nice joke!
>>3921278
I-I could have sworn I saw somebody...
>>3921326
>TWO DIOS
>>3921353
S-sir!
Are you o-
I.. must have imagined it..
>>3921363
>tfw they didn't give me any (you)s
What did Paul mean by this?
>>3921362
What kind of tank can you only find in the jungle?
The tiger!
>>3921305
it's not enough turning one thread to shit, you have to shit up ours too?
fuck off
>>3921361
Yeah, but why not just get a diamond fist instead.
>>3921362
Flower Tank? wow, oh my god that's a prefect name for a Tank that shoots BEAMS. want me to get a bug spray so we can keep the tank bees away from it?
>>3921353
>
>>3921365
I was under the impression it was mostly just type intercourse over there. What situation could arise that there could be that much?
>>3921365
Trying to change my mind? You're assuming my mind is made up about anything. All I know is that you've slandered my name, and I expect some form of apology, otherwise I'm done speaking with you.
>>3921369
>
>>3921379
>>3921331
Hm... What happened exactly? Invasion? Nuclear warfare?
>>3921332
Ah... It seems like your world has a huge war going on.
>>3921337
Fuck no! Why would I get tired of burgers?
>He's eating one burger. Per second, that is.
>>3921342
Well, hello there Lord Dominator! Say, you come from... That ERP thing, right? I heard that Iowa was there but I don't know...
>>3921362
I can agree with you on that.
>The Englishman has calmed down a bit, although still mad.
>>3921373
Boo! That was a weak joke, Makoto! Try again!
>>3921373
>She groans
Do you gotta resort to puns?
>>3921376
...You're asking for it. You don't wanna ask for it.
>Everything has decided to not work. Sorry for the delay.
>>3921319
I must rest.
>>3921262
Hmph. You are giving him a lot chances.
>>3921227
This is the outfit I fight in. However I am not human. I was created with no emotions. That is probably why I can wear this without feeling... what it the word?
>>3921267
You would probably be dying less.
>>3921273
Correct in both regards. They are almost useless in fights so I have them clean up the opponent.
>>3921278
King Kyske? Can you hear me?
>>3921382
To be fair, you ruined your own name, pussy roller.
>>3921365
You can come back after drinking bleach
>>3921379
HEY, WHAT THE BLOODY HELLLLLLLlllllll!!
>>3921368
You find me beating your friend up funny?
You're a sick girl, whatever you are. I don't think we can be friends if that's how you treat those that care about you.
>>3921376
Diamonds are worthless and easily breakable.
You remember the term "Diamonds are forever"? It was a bullshit lie to get people to buy diamonds so the diamond market would go up. That's why you see diamonds on wedding rings and whatnot.
>>3921379
My apologies I forgot to save
>cropped version
>>3921379
...Sure thing lady, no worries, alright?
Oh well it is time for me to go! Expect me soon! Bye-Bye!
>>3921313
I don't judge you by your looks. I just make fit of everything what you said.
>>3921386
Don't talk to it. It'll fall in love and try to dox you when you buy them Overwatch.
>>3921367
Oh I can hear the fuckers, really pissing me off too.
>>3921379
This is reminding me of Emil's mansion...
>>3921352
Beowolves?
>>3921379
Who's there?!
>turns on the light only to see nothing
Oh...
>>3921388
What? I'm just talking to him because he started a conversation. I can't just ignore him now.
>>3921393
W-What? No! You couldn't beat her, that's why it's funny! You don't understand your own jokes?
>>3921386
>>3921387
What kind of tank ammo is the easiest to have on your body?
Armor-"piercings."
>>3921374
I don't know if you noticed, but the only one shitposting here is you
>>3921379
Shitposts
a whole lot of them
>>3921382
Sorry man, I'm not trying to piss people off here
>>3921386
Yeah, she's there pretty often
>>3921386
I see what's going to happen here. You're trying to make yourself sick of them so you won't ever eat them again, aren't you? Smart move, America. Cheeseburgers aren't cheap at all.
>>3921388
But you've only killed me twice. That's not even a lot compared to how many times I've died by the hands of others.
>>3921396
We'll discuss this when you get back, but until then you remain ignorant in my eyes.
>>3921386
I think I already rubbed that in to him before enough.
>>3921408
That's...that's just....
>>3921386
War? no, I didn't mention shit about war.
>>3921387
No I was asking for it, but I am going to ask for it now, pull out your Flower so I can sniff it.
>>3921388
Clean up the opponent? so they work as scavengers, interesting choice.
>>3921393
But they are heavy, you said you wanted something heavy, there you go.
>>3921394
>
>>3921409
Such is the website we reside eh?
>>3921404
What would you think if I told you they were normal rabid dogs...?
>>3921407
You don't think I'm strong enough?
>he flexes his muscles
Go on and give these puppies a feel.
>>3921409
>I'm not trying to piss people off here
>I just wanted to come over and whine about how my own community hates me and get some free sympathy for the mean ol' shitposters.
>>3921403
Why say it's just th'building, then? If anythin' it's in uncomfortably good condition....
>>3921409
Why can't you fuck off? I wish you were as good at living as you were at ERP, cause you'd be pushing up daisies by now.
>party went to shit
>avoided the whole thong by not getting involced wotb the drunk slut
>just sitting here waitig for one of them to throw me under the bus
>>3921417
They're not as durable as iron, so I refuse to change my mind!
>>3921420
I j-just need a blanket and nothing else right now!
>>3921428
Alright.
>>3921420
Sure is
>>3921422
W-WHAT! I-I can't just go and touch you like that! I believe you!
>>3921420
>
>>3921427
>Hane is that you? If so don't go to parties, they usually are shit shows
>>3921402
Shh. I know what I'm doing. France taught me about love, you know... Besides, I'm taken!
>>3921409
Ah... Can you please show me where she is? If that's the case, then she's in huge trouble...
>>3921408
...Pff-- Try harder, dude.
>>3921410
What? No.
>Still eating burgers.
>>3921416
Yeah, but I think he took it too personally...
>The Englishman is drinking tea now. He's calmed down.
>>3921417
...? Then what happened?
>>3921437
TOUCH MY MUSCLE!
DO IT NOW!
>>3921407
Hopefully you can tolerate him.
>>3921410
I have killed you four times.
>>3921417
I should have been aware.
>>3921444
Haven't seen her at all today
>>3921416
None of these are getting you?
You're a stone wall, Rika.
>>3921444
I don't have any more jokes about tanks! I'm out!
>>3921417
I call it that because of these little green decorations, jackass.
...And I was much, much younger when I named it.
>>3921444
>She snickers
I don't put things gently.
>>3921420
... I'm going to be turned into stone again aren't I?
>>3921424
>Smacks on the wall with one of her blades lightly causing it to crumble partially.
If you can 'sense' the shades you should be able to see this ain't a real hotel, fucking illusions and all these people trapped inside.
>>3921439
Heh, well it wasn't going to be too long before this happened...
>Fuck off
>Replies
Pick one.
It's like you newfags don't know how to play the game for desired effects.
>>3921452
It's just groanworthy.
>>3921422
That doesn't sound like too much of a problem.
>>3921439
Well that was weird, but I'm sure she's fine.
>>3921450
Jump off the high dive into an empty pool Paul.
>>3921444
What happened with what? have you had a brain-surge right now? honestly is that why you fell in the past?
>>3921448
How about you give them bombs so they can throw it to the enemy?
>>3921453
Last tuesday ain't that young.
>>3921439
It is obvious that I will get the bed.
>>3921464
As in "several years ago".
>Rika
>>3921457
>only newfags
>implying it's not everyone
people don't learn from the experiences here you know
>>3921444
>he slaps the burger out of your hand
You get fat if you keep eating those!
>>3921448
Four is less than five, so I win this round.
My point...ah, what was my point again?
>>3921461
Have you never been bitten by a dog before? That kind of shit hurts! It's like if you fell off your bike and scraped your knee, but a lot worse!
>Subaru
>>3921470
That's still not that young, besides, I'll admit the tank looks cute with those decorations, pointless, but cute.
>Orange Commando
>>3921457
>implying you know what my desired effect is