Zootopia Thread: Open Wide Edition
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BUNE?
goodnight thread
>>3918733
first for comf
Post the most comfy picture you have.
>>3918733
Honestly though Judy doesn't deserve Nick at all
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!
I will post the past three installation in the Annalise x Panther sequel before finishing it.
>>3918760
from the comfy king himself
Translator-anon here, did typesetter-anon manage to do this while I was gone? If not, I can post translations again.
>>3918775
Finally someone speaks the truth
>>3918760
Work went on way longer than I thought. I'm beat, voice is shot, need to be a beddy-bye bun.
Tomorrow the schedule is Baby Steps, then Walk Away Renee, then I'd like to get started on the next chapter of Stoutwell. In the near future will be the first chapter of Water Under The Bridge, plus I'll be helping all the writers on Discord in the mean time. Impromptu blind reads will of course be open throughout this time!
One last shill for the night...
Chapter three of HarryLime03's Reichstagsbrand! For the Fournier fans! (considering how much I've learned about recording, I might go back and redo the first two chapters)
Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
Audiobook recording here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/rsbch3
And Toga's Red of Blues! VRbit suggestion: read the fic first! Its very much tied to its textual medium!
Full text here:
http://pastebin.com/8nGncFR7
Soundcloud readthrough here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/red-of-blues
Goodnight magical and wonderful /ztp/ thread. I hope that the Wishgranter artist is kind and gentle with your souls.
>>3918760
>>3918760
>>3918760
>>3918760
Thanks to the Wishgranter
My wish did come true.
>>3918760
Sir that is an incredibly tall order. I have many comfy pics, and you are asking me to choose but one.
>>3918776
>>3918815
>>3918759
Comfy please, boss
>>3918822
>>3918759
Comfy please, Boss.
>tfw an anon asked for draw requests earlier
>they were taking the first three requests
>they never delivered on any of them
>>3918754
Sleep tight, bunner
but not too tight
Everyone can have a wish. Even the bad guy.
>>3918792
Comic I hate seeing VRbit dead. Make a sleeping pic ffs.
>>3918776
I request a greentexts about Nate the Writedude taking requests, but not getting any. He tries making up ideas for greentexts by himself, but they get steadily worse and worse. He's about to give up... But then he has the PERFECT IDEA. He writes it, and all of the (you)s are his.
Just in time for the new thread.
Pandanon here, and I proudly present to you my blues song about our favorite suicidal moose detective, Maurice Fournier, entitled "Start My Fire."
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/start-my-fire
Mediafire Download: https://www.mediafire.com/?oiboohiwi71by5u
Pretty proud of this one. I'm happy I was able to get it done tonight. Any feedback and criticisms are much appreciated! Please let me know what you think!
>>3918775
She deserves better.
Do you hear it? It is a special chance. Hurry and make a wish!
>>3918876
>tfw you didn't get one yet
one day
>>3918760
>>3918941
I wish for lewds of Big Al from pack street.
(...What? Obviously, he needs some.)
>>3918941
Judy showing Nick the wonders of anal vore
>>3918931
Holy shit, this sounds like something out of O Brother, Where Art Thou.
>>3918941
I wish for a horny snow leopard girl hunting a exasperated donkey guy
Please?
>>3918979
Here's an Al. Did you forget about him?
>>3918792
Gnight virtual bun
>>3918941
Chest fluff comfy
>>3918931
Oh man, that opening is just perfect.
Amazing job as always, Panda
>>3918941
I wish for a gay fox orgy
>>3918931
>the character I write got a song written about him by the Soggy Bottom Boys
Pandabro, you're fantastic. Fan-fucking-tastic. I can't say how fucking great this is. Thank you so much.
>>3918830
>Annalise was paralyzed.
>She couldn't see.
>And she couldn't move.
>The thing was right on top of her, breathing on her face with the smell of...
>...strawberries...
>It was HER!
>She felt the mask being lifted off of her head, and in the dim light of the moon she could just make out the gleam of her forbidden lover's eyes.
>Though she was still gasping for air, Annalise's body relaxed.
>"I-i-i-it's you..."
>"It's me. Did you miss me?" she was whispering into Annalise's ear with that angelic voice of her's.
>"Y-yes, I did...why did you leave me?"
>"Shhh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh, you don't have to worry about that now. I'm right here. And I'm all yours."
>She began to kiss the base of Annalise's neck, working her way up to her lips.
>"Wait, wait..."
>The panther stopped and looked at her in the eyes with a curious expression
>God she was beautiful.
>"What's the matter love?"
>"Is this just a dream? A-a-a-are you real?"
>The panther smiled a gentle grin and leaned in real close before whispering,
>"Does it matter?"
>Their lips met.
>It didn't matter.
>Nothing mattered.
>Nothing in the whole god forsaken world mattered right now.
>Just her, and her mysterious perfect lover.
cont.
Well guys, just finished my first draft of my Concept of Personality Assignment of Nicholas Wilde!
http://pastebin.com/UFbsYHhZ
TL;DR Ranger Scout event really fucked Nick up but Judy sort of causes him to recover.
>Assignment is 1500 word limit
>As it stands assignment is 2200 words
>I have no idea where to cut
FUG
>>3918930
That isn't supposed to be an allegory about reality right?
>>3919003
One of the few Coen films I haven't seen unfortunately, so I have no frame of reference. I'll take it as a compliment though!
>>3919065
Yeah it's pretty much the first thing I envisioned when coming up with the song. Thankfully I was able to find the sounds I needed to get it done.
>>3919073
Anytime! Loved your fics! Glad you liked the song!
>>3919108
Obviously not. Nate always gets requests.
>>3918760
There's just too many to choose.
>>3919123
This is the song in question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ5BFivMwxU
>>3918931
Oh god I love it.
>>3918776
Finnick falling for a mouse within Mr Big's organisation? Maybe him trying to impress the little mouse with his hustling?
>>3918840
I love that pic, but doesn't her body look like it's missing a chunk? Her right flank is gone.
>>3919159
Now I'm kicking myself for not including harmonies in the song.
>>3919159
HOT DAMN, ITS THE SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS
>>3919180
How many tries did it take to get Dear Mother down perfect? Do it, figgit.
>>3918979
Pretty sure Wishgranter doesn't draw Pack Street stuff.
This movie hurt me so bad.
It made me wish for a platonic love relationship more than ever.
I was born with a curse, I can't use my dick for anything other than peeing , and I will never be able to have a sexual intercourse like normal people, or have a child for that matter, as I'm an impotent and sterile god forsaken man. But I'm still human, and I don't like feeling/being alone, but...
I know for a fact, every relationship, eventually goes sexual, even my more nerdy friends, who I thought will never get laid, eventually got a nerd girlfriend, and eventually it got sexual too.
I just want someone to love me only for who I am, so I can love back, without ever it going for a sexual route, but this fear of everything going sexual eventually, makes me not even try it...
I posted something like this already some time ago, but.... fuck, sometimes I just get so frustrated.
>>3919216
Anon, they drew like 5 Betty/Remmy lewds today.
>>3919215
Still haven't done the vocals on that.
One day. One day.
The mix needs a total overhaul first.
>>3919216
>Pretty sure Wishgranter doesn't draw Pack Street stuff.
Literally the first thing they drew was Betty fucking Remmy into a lamb-shaped crater on her bed.
>>3918931
Holy Shit Panda, this is so incredible.
You are a fucking treasure. This is going on my ipod so fast.
Also, Unf that fucking slide guitar solo, soooo dope
>>3919231
That was Wishgranter? Holy shit I thought it was Weaver for sure!
>>3919237
The point remains. We're totally cool with waiting for you do add them tomorrow, if you want to do that.
>>3919249
That you Bore? Either way, glad you liked it!
>>3919254
Weaver is Wishgranter. Calling it now.
>>3919254
Silly anon, Weaver doesn't do full on lewds. Even though he should.
>>3919274
It really seems like someone trying to be Weaver, but it comes off too loose for most features and they don't seem to draw any new designs without reference. They're obviously using different tools, though that doesn't mean anything.
>>3919254
Nope. They were drawing in just black-and-white, Weaver uses different color outlines for his characters.
>>3919296
>Weaver doesn't do full on lewds
This is also wrong.
>>3919309
not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm fully content to see more weaver-style content. They're not actually claiming to be weaver. Someone commented that their lines are too wavy for weaver's style, needs more smoothing.
I like Wishgranter, and want him to stick around.
>>3919219
Do you really have a medical condition?
>>3919268
Even if I do the vocals soon, it definitely won't be tomorrow. Work all day. The only day this week it'd be feasible to do would be Thursday night, but I'd need a couple hours to overhaul the mix and I probably wouldn't have time to do the vocals. After that, the next free day I'd have would probably be Monday.
Plus, I still have Part 2/3 of Carrot Farmers sitting on my harddrive ready to be mixed and prepared for THOSE vocals.
We'll see.
>>3919296
>Weaver doesn't do full on lewds
t. anon thats never been to the trashheap
>>3919274
By now, I wouldn't be surprised if Weaver turned out to be Moot.
>>3919345
I meant adding harmonies if you wanted to.
>>3919365
We already found out that Bunanon is Beaver and Mead is Comicanon and the guest artist for Zistopia is BernieLover. Finding out that Weaver is Wishgranter isnt that much of a stretch.
>>3919382
Oh, true.
Hmm, perhaps. I'm kind of planning on releasing an album of sorts after recording more stuff, and I'll be re-mastering everything I've released. So perhaps when that comes around, I'll consider it.
>>3919393
>the guest artist for Zistopia is BernieLover
oh well this explains a lot and now validates my urge to unfollow cistopia
>>3919337
Yes
>>3919422
I think he's joking
>>3919442
I thought we all were
Everything after 51.3 is an elaborate joke, right?
>>3919430
are you sure it isn't dummyitis?
>>3919219
Get over yourself and use your mouth. I read about a castratto (a guy who's balls were cut off as a child to preserve his singing voice) who got married and his wife sat on his face all of the time. Their love was eternal, I tell you.
Guys, wishmaker has been quiet for a while. I am concerned.
>>3919270
It is, and I love it! You're the fuckin man Panda. This really just made my day.
>>3919393
Wait, so Mead read porn out loud in public?
>>3919219
Shit anon, I'm really sorry. I hope I'm not being patronizing here, but "not even trying it" already guarantees you fail, whereas trying holds at least some chance of succeeding. I'm probably older than you, so let me give a hard-learned, honest advice: you will regret the things you didn't do far more than the things you did. Unless you're a serial killer or something.
I suppose that your problem would be an obstacle in a relationship, but I have seen people fall in love with others with even worse conditions, because they just clicked. I think that bringing it up too soon or too late to a gf would be bad, but at some point it should be discussed.
Anyway, back to the point. You should at least try. God knows I wish I did. Don't make the same mistake.
>tfw senpai notices you
Thanks, means a lot to me.
>A reminder
>>3919567
Even Weaver drew her okay. Compared to what we got, at least.
>>3919567
We could have had this.
Instead we get this.
Fuck.
Holy shit
Mead reposted the shitty parody comic I did
My life is complete
>>3919393
It seems fmiliar but I can't place it. Who's the artist? And are you sure he applied?
>>3919599
The fact that nw was willing to fucking post that is just beyond me.
>>3919075
>The panther wriggled her way under the covers, and held Annalise close.
>They kissed one another, and rolled about, shifting between who was on top.
>Whenever the panther came out on top, she would hold Annalise down by the wrists and lick her chest.
>This drove her absolutely crazy; the sensation of being held down by someone stronger than herself, unable to escape.
>When her paws were released, she fondled the panther's breasts and caressed her nipples.
>She seemed to like that very much.
>While still on top of Annalise, the panther turned around so that she was lying down on her back.
>This made it easier for herself to be groped.
>She kissed Annalise's cheek as she continued to stroke her chest.
>Annalise was suddenly aware that the panther was touching herself.
>"Mmm, here let me get that for you" she said as she slid a paw down the panther's frontside.
>The panther gave out a light gasp as Annalise's paw took the place of her own.
>She writhed in pleasure on top of Annalise as a finger was slid in.
>Then two.
>Then the pace was quickened.
>"Oh my yes...please...don't stop.." she whispered.
>Annalise could feel the panther's body tense up as she went as fast as she could.
>The gasps of pleasure were slowly turning into screams.
>She persisted.
>"AH, AH, AAAAH, OH BABY......UUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
>The panther's legs kicked wildly and her torso wrangled up and down.
>Annalise had just finished giving another lady an orgasm.
>And it was incredible.
cont.
>>3919721
>NW was McHorn all along
Guys.
Do you... Do you think McHorn has sexual relations with his spray?
Does he masturbate with it in hand?
>>3919745
He uses it as lube.
It's 3 AM here. I'm tired.
But I cannot rest... Until Wishmaker has granted his wishes. I like this guy.
>>3918760
>>3919599
>>3918733
AAAAAAAAH
>>3919745
That might be /ztg/'s next obsession. The forbidden love between rhino and gas can.
>>3918760
>>3919893
No wonder he uses it at all times. The feeling of release his spray must have when he... Releases it... Must be orgasmic.
>>3919872
http://cerisp.tumblr.com/post/144737274075/some-zistopia-au-doodles-because-nicolaswildess
>>3919893
There needs to be a pic of McHorn getting high off of fox spray, by using a tube sock to inhale it, ala. Charlie from It's Always Sunny.
>>3918779
please post!
>>3919792
>Custom watermark in the upper corner
>Artist sig in bottom corner
>Huge, ugly generic DA watermark dead center
How fucking "dun steel muh ahrt" paranoid can you get?
>>3918931
One of these days I'm gonna learn not to release a track until everything is perfect.
New mix of Start My Fire here, and then I'm done messing with it. I cut down on the vocals. They were just way too fucking loud. That'll teach me to rush a release.
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/start-my-fire
Mediafire: https://www.mediafire.com/?1f8m4md8328vod2
Thanks again to those who liked it. Hopefully Bore sees this so he'll download the good version.
>>3918979
Your wish came true!
>>3920052
>Big Gay Al and Avo
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
WE EVEN KNEW THAT AVO WAS INTO DUDES
>>3920059
But Avo is a grill.
>>3920052
Yesssss.
I'm keepin' this one in three separate folders. Thanks, wishmaker!
>>3920052
Al's head is way too small.
>>3920066
are they though
>>3920052
All hail the Wishgranter!
>>3918779
>>3920027
This one is 1 of 5
>Panel 1
“Aren’t you and Judy already dating, Nick?”
“Why’re you bringing that up all of a sudden?”
Floating text next to Clawhauser’s face: “Here’s the case documents!”
“Well, right now we aren’t anything more than just buddies.”
“Do you have feelings for each other?”
“Well, sort of.”
“OHHHH, YOU SAID SORT OF”
>Panel 2
“IT’D BE SO GREAT IF YOU TWO STARTED GOING OUT”
>Panel 3
“Up we go.”
>Panel 4
“It’d be easy to say that it’s my fault we’re not lovers yet, but…”
“When you look at Judy, she’s still a child.”
“She was an honor student at the academy, but she acts based on her emotions which is dangerous.”
>Panel 5
”When it comes to love, I don’t think she really understands it.”
“I don’t know if she even realizes what it’s like to ‘more than like’ something, you know?”
>Panel 6
“She probably just sees me as another one of her many big brother figures.”
“Either she’ll come to notice it on her own, or…”
“For now, though, you need to grow up a little. Just watching and waiting for something to happen isn’t any good in my opinion.”
>Panel 7
“Haa---- I can handle it…” (TN: literal translation for 余裕 has, like, ten different translations, so I went with “composure/allowance” because it seemed to make sense, but I could be wrong)
“I don’t think I could handle dealing with her as an actual daughter,”
“But watching over her has actually been surprisingly fun.”
“Ehh----”
“You’re saying that awfully casually.”
“You really paired with an undesirable person, huh?”
>>3919704
>When she was done thrashing about in ecstasy, the panther whipped herself around and looked Annalise in the eyes.
>She had come, but she certainly wasn't done yet.
>"Mmmmmm, now let me show you something more...advanced."
>The panther grabbed hold of the covers and threw them off of the bed.
>Then she positioned herself such that her head was on the other side of the mattress.
>Annalise had a vague idea of what she had in mind.
>She had heard plenty of jokes about it.
>The image of two tacos grinding together came to mind.
>She had never thought that she would actually do it one day.
>And yet, here she was.
>The panther raised one leg in the air, and encouraged her to do the same.
>They shuffled across the mattress and closed the gap that existed between their nether regions.
>Once that gap was closed, Annalise exhaled a delighted gasp as the warmth of her lover's lady parts was pressed against that of her own.
>They were now in the perfect position for what Annalise understood to be called "scissoring."
>The panther started to slowly gyrate her hips.
>It felt nice.
>She started to do the same.
>It felt very nice.
>As they both became accustomed to it, and they picked up their paces, it felt REALLY nice.
>Annalise had turned a bright shade of pink from all of the blushing, and though she couldn't see it on her lover's black fur, she knew that her condition must have been the same.
>You just knew that sort of thing about an animal when you were that incredibly close to them.
>They continued for what felt like hours.
>When the both of them were thoroughly exhausted, the panther crawled back to Annalise's side of the mattress, and spooned her.
>Annalise of course, was the little spoon.
>The panther's body felt hot and sweaty pressed against her own.
>Neither of them wanted the covers back.
>They were content to bask in each other's warmth.
>"Hey...I have to ask you something..." said Annalise.
>"Anything at all."
>"What's your name?"
cont.
>>3920052
It's really great to see lewds of the pack streeters. The SFW stuff is nice, but we have so little porn in comparison.
Good on you, Wisher.
>>3920035
can they be removed?
>>3920129
>And to get the chance to huff the musk of a sweaty, worked-up alpha wolf up close, of course.
>>3919893
I should be working
>>3920052
I wish we could see Avo getting the musky facial they clearly want.
>>3920125
Whoops, forgot a small part
SFX: fufufu (chuckling)
>Panel 8
“You mean the one I’m going out with at 6:30 tonight?”
>Panel 10
“Sly fox.”
“You’re not just lovestruck…”
“You’re already dating…”
Here's 2 of 5
>Panel 1
“Heaaaaaavy”
>Panel 2
“We made it…”
“Jeez--
You’re way too merry right now.”
>Panel 3
“Congrats to everyone graduating!”
“As of today, you’re all free men!”
“Whoo!”
>Panel 4
“He collapsed!”
“I don’t know where Wilde lives!”
“Let’s ask Officer Hopps for help!”
“That’s right! It’d be best if Officer Hopps helped him out!”
“Wait a sec…”
>Panel 5
“I have no idea where Nick lives.”
“Nick.”
“Well, today I’m gonna let you sleep in a special bed.”
SFX: zuri zuri zuri (drag drag drag)
>>3920148
>he keeps a giant body pillow sized canister in bed
>>3920165
3 of 5
>Panel 1
“Alright, here we-”
SFX: BATAA (FLOP)
“KYAA”
>Panel 2
SFX:: gu------ (snoring)
>Panel 3
“Geez, he’s enjoying this…”
>Panel 4
“--- dy.”
>Panel 5
SFX: Gyu (tightening hug)
>Panel 6
“Finally”
“I kept
My promise.”
>Panel 7
“He did
Become my partner, didn’t he?”
>>3920040
I'll be honest, Panda. I don't really hear a difference, although I might just be going deaf.
Thanks regardless. You're still amazing.
>>3920040
Good stuff, Panda.
>>3920184
4 of 5
>Small Panel 1
“So, back there…”
“Good grief.. Fufu”
>Panel 2
“Thank you”
“Nick.”
Floating text: Up until recently it’s been so heavy, but
>Panel 3
“Nn------ (heart emoji)”
“Nn- Nnn”
“Puu” (Stifling laughter)
SFX: muni (poking/prodding)
Floating text: for whatever reason, right now
>Panel 4
“Thank you for working so hard.”
SFX: Pon pon (pat pat)
Floating text: This weight feels nice.
>>3920207
5 of 5
>Panel 1
SFX: Chan chan (chirp chirp) (TN: BIRDS FUCKING CONFIRMED)
>Panel 2
SFX suyaa (Judy snoring)
>Tiny Panel 3
“GYAHN” (surprised scream)
SFX: ZUKIN (Surprised jump/twitch)
>Large Panel 3
SFX: GAN GAN GAN (Imaginary Finnick slapping down red flags with a GONG GONG GONG)
“Judy?”
“How did I end up here?”
“Wait, where is here…”
>Panel 4
“Hey, the neighbor girl has a guy over!”
“SHHHH”
>Panel 5
“What does he think happened last night?”
SFX: peko peko (bow bow)
>>3918760
>>3920141
I dunno. Those DA watermarks are intentionally made so large that it's a pain in the ass to even try.
They used to be much simpler and smaller a few years ago.
>>3920052
I would like to add Charlie lewds to the wishpile. We don't have much on Charlie yet, and as we all know porn is what sparks interest.
>>3920129
Avo's hands are resting (rather obediently, it seems) right on Al's knees.
If anything this seems like a kind of dominance display. Avo has to kneel there while Al jerks off, and doesn't even get to touch the big wolf's dick. Just has to serve as a target to finish on.
>>3920052
W E W
E
W
That's actually kind of a great setup there.
>>3920272
>we all know porn is what sparks interest.
Yeah, nah. People love pack street already.
>>3920227
Yo translator-anon. Don't mean to impose, but how reliable are these translations? One of my japanese friends is throwin doubt.
>>3920184
some of the translations are off, like the second panel is her saying "suit himself, he can do whatever he likes"
>>3920199
trashé
>>3920040
I got it dude. I really appreciate how much work you're putting into this and into everything you've been working on. It's really fantastic and I hope you're really proud of it.
>>3920340
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET
>>3920340
>In Charlie specifically, I mean.
Nah. His first appearance already had people liking him when he was waxing poetic.
Can't find the pic though.
>>3920134
>There was a pause.
>"My name...is whatever you wish to call me."
>"Oh....well...I like the name 'Sasha'."
>"Then that is my name. Sasha."
>Annalise turned around and faced her lover directly in the eyes.
>"I love you Sasha" she said as she buried her head into the crook of the panther's neck.
>"And I love you, Annalise."
>They both fell asleep.
>Annalise awoke the next morning at 6:00 A.M to the sound of her alarm clock.
>She slapped it as she always did, and sat up.
>She rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and looked around.
>Sasha was nowhere to be seen.
>Damn, it had all been a dream.
>Why else would someone ask you to name them?
>Sure, the covers where on the floor, and her sleeping mask was off, but that didn't prove anything.
>Maybe she had done those things in her sleep.
>She leaned over and smelled her mattress.
>It smelled like sex.
>But that still didn't prove anything. She might have done that all by herself.
>She got up, stretched, and tossed on a bathrobe.
>For some reason, she really didn't want to be naked right now.
>She went into the kitchen and started to make breakfast for herself.
>As she waited for her food to heat up, she went back to her bedroom and got dressed for work.
>Then she went into the bathroom and washed all the signs of turbulent sleep off her face.
>She walked back out, and ate her breakfast.
>She didn't bother turning on the TV, there probably wouldn't be anything good on.
>She put her dishes in the sink, and started to head out the door.
>As she grabbed her keys from the stand she kept them on, she noticed something out of place.
>There was a little note folded in half.
>She opened it, and dropped her keys as she saw what was inside.
>Written in beautiful calligraphy was the message...
>"Last night was spectacular! Love: Sasha"
END OF PART 2
>>3920372
>>3920372
I didn't see any particular out pour of Charlie love the same way Ozzy got. That might chalk up to me being unobservant, though.
>>3920199
>bellwether servicing a predator
this bitch is absurdly racist so that's hard to swallow
if u no wut i men
Hey /ztg/ wanna here a joke?
>>3920411
I dunno man, last time you told a joke things got pretty bad in here.
>>3920411
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU SMUG FOX
>>3920411
Hey, it's you again.
Yes.
>>3920411
if it's a bad joke....
>>3920418
Don't worry buddy, me and Spiderbro have an understadning
>>3920424
>>3920425
>>3920432
Okay so how is sex like a game of blackjack?
>>3920411
tell the joke u cunt
>>3920452
Over 21's no good.
>>3920452
I don't play blackjack
>>3920452
You know, at some point, you need to stop as a person and reflect on your failures, and re-assess.
>>3920374
Think this is it, renaming will come later.
>>3920452
Over 21 its no good!
>>3920411
yo man where's the goddamn joke
>>3920480
>>3920470
Ay it's okay, I am a native and sometimes I make mistakes also lol. Nice effort though man.
>>3920480
Jokes like that invite spiderposters to the thread.
>>3920506
Thanks; that actually means a lot.
Out of curiosity, were you the guy on the thread who helped me translate this?
I need help finding a story and you guys are my last hope.
all I really remember is that
1). Nick and Judy live in nicks warehouse/apartment thing in Zootopia.
2). Judy has a garden on the roof.
3). At the end of one chapter they spontaneously scent mark each other.
4). Nick's mom finds out because, other foxes could smell a rabbit on him.
More than 8 chapters (I think?)
Pease and Thank you.
>>3920525
Nah, I usually rarely comment on threads. But anyways keep up with the good work man.
>>3920480
I knew preds were bad but I didn't think they were THIS bad
>>3920512
Touche anon
>>3920032
>Having phonesex with Nick when he knows he's on duty
Damn, Finnick's a needy little fuck I guess
Here, have an edit of Wishmaker's thing with thread commentary.
Do with it what you will; I made this for my personal collection.
>>3920476
Good work. Did you ever find the one where FInnick goes to Bunny Burrow in disguise?
>>3920569
yo spiolers you ashoke i didn;t know nate becoimes polise man
>>3920542
Rules Were Meant To Be Broken, it actually updated like half an hour ago.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11930754/1/Rules-Were-Meant-to-Be-Broken
>>3920593
Not sure, I'll check in a minute.
Right now I'm crushing steel and stomping gears in Mechwarrior.
I don't remember it though, so probably not.
>>3920452
You've never played blackjack?
>>3920480
Come on man, you gotta do better than that.
>What's the difference between Madeline McCann and a submarine?
>>3920610
The submarine comes back up after going down.
>>3920586
You went through a lot of trouble to right align the text in that image.
>>3920480
>>3920607
Ah, well, whenever you have a chance!
>>3920602
HAHAHA I saw it just after I posted
thanks anyway YouDaBest
>>3920626
Wrong
>>3920633
>>3920628
Like I said; it's for my personal collection. I didn't want it to cover the actual image. I'm currently seeing if I can turn the white background gray to match while leaving the characters white. If it's at all possible, it'll be a while.
>>3920525
Where's the rest of this?
>>3920630
Yeah I missed a few of Nates' Greentexts, I think for a day or so.
>>3920669
Oh shit, didn't think anyone cared enough to repost
2 of 9
heyo thread
its been a while
im practicing tablet again, anyone got a simple request?
also im really out of the loop so bear in mind
>>3918776
Nick, Finnick and Judy, no holds bars free for all nerf gun war. Winner picks where to pick up supper.
>>3920709
3 of 9
>>3920673
It's me, Nate. You're talking to Nate. I cap my own texts sometimes when it seems like no one else is. I could post the "Finnick in Bunny Burrow" one piece by piece if you'd like.
>>3920719
4 of 9
>>3920656
Reduce the luminosity and/or add a level filled with pure grey above the level of the image and below the one of the the text, then tweak the transparency of the grey level how you see fit. This is how I made this
>>3920709
hey translator anon here, good job with the translations here!
>>3920730
5 of 9
>>3920718
That is ridiculously cute and I WILL add that to the list.
>>3920711
ZPD hula hoop dance contest
If too difficult Judy and Nick relaxing at the beach
>>3920725
Just making sure
Maybe sometime tomorrow, but if you've already got the posts you could do it yourself. I cap individual posts and line them up in MSPaint manually.
>>3920738
6 of 9
>>3920734
This one was a collaborative effort with a better translator-anon from here who has been studying far longer than I have. He also knows Korean I think?
>>3920773
7 of 9
>>3920760
I don't even have paint so I rely on cappers to make the macros :P The individual capping is just for safe keeping. I always delete those when someone makes a macro.
>>3920733
My Edit-Fu has grown stronger making this, but not that strong.
Is Wishmaker still around? I hope he doesn't mind me doing this.
>>3920797
Oh.
Then yeah, tomorrow. Or you could post them now and I'll get around to them when I'm done.
>>3920792
8 of 9
>>3920758
i'll attempt #1
>>3920815
and 9 of ò
>>3920814
Well I have nothing better to do so hold tight.
>>3920831
Thanks
>>3920831
thank anon
>>3920831
That is damn adorable, thank you translator Anon.
>>3920833
>>3920874
2 of 6
>>3920894
>>3920903
>>3920899
3 of 6
>>3920911
>>3920917
>>3920915
4 of 6
>>3920954
5 of 6
>>3920945
Done.
>>3920956
Nate's a writer, not a capper. He saves his individual posts just in case though.
For when cappers forget, like right now.
>>3920970
6 of 6 (afterword)
>>3920989
Well, now Nate ought to know to use the best theme.
Alright anons, perhaps Dirty Jokes are a bit iffy. How about of old-fashioned humor;
Knock Knock?
>>3921027
Who's there?
>>3921027
who's there?
>>3921027
Who's there?
>>3921037
>>3921044
>>3921046
A heard
>>3920992
Impossible... killed by a bunny...
>>3921053
A heard who?
>>3921053
you hear what?
>>3921053
a heard who
>>3921065
A heard you were home so I thought I'd pop over!
>>3920992
shit man, Nick being all smooth, this is hecka cute
>>3921095
you can pop me anytime nick
>>3921095
...
>>3921095
But I've been homeless for 3 weeks
1 of 12
>>3921132
2 of 12
>>3921012
Yeah, I'm a silly like that.
>>3921114
>>3921115
>>3921118
Lets try another hey?
Knock knock
I briefly tried an experiment to draw something with refs, but from a new perspective without a perspective reference.
I quickly gave up, 'cause that shit's hard as balls. It was only an experiment to see how close I could get, as I know I'm still far, far below the level of art that learns perspective.
Anyway. The moral of the story, here, is that if you've never tried to do art, however hard you think it is, it's harder. Respect your artfags, kiddos.
I really love these threads. Never thought I'd see such a thing on 4chan to be honest but they are great.
>>3921161
Come in.
>>3921150
3 of 12
Personal note: Judy looks like a toddler in this shot
>>3921174
4 of 12
>>3921174
Dat huge forehead
>>3921173
Ur a witty lil cunt ill give u dat m8
Lettuce
>>3921195
page missing
>>3921195
Shit forgot file
*nose twitch*
>>3921214
lettuce who?
>>3921222
>jpg
>>3921219
5 of 12
>>3921225
Lettuce in its freezing out here!
Night thread
>>3921254
6 of 12
>>3921261
your puns are as bad as my ex's..lol and good night you jokester
>>3921272
7 of 12
>>3921261
good night jokedude, cover yourself in comfy
>>3921288
8 of 12
>>3921261
Have a goodnight you kidder.
>>3921308
9 of 12
>>3921328
>>3921339
That was 10, this is 11 of 12
>>3920758
not sure if i should continue
but its fun to loosen up
>>3921347
12 of 12 and untranslated author afterword because I got lazy
So, I'm trying to learn to draw a straight line. The method I'm using to do so is to just... Draw a correct straight line, and then just draw over it over and over again to learn muscle memory for the correct method of drawing a straight line.
I feel retarded, but that's somewhat irrelevant.
Anyway, here's my problem. See pic related, there? You'll notice all of these pivots curve. I'm not trying to draw a curved line, I'm trying to draw a straight one. How the fuck do you draw a straight line? There's something in the wrist there, but I've yet to figure it out.
>>3921359
these japanese comics are always super cute and all, but sometimes the personalities feel a bit off
>>3921348
It very good! Continue
>>3921339
*melts*
>>3921375
if you are trying to draw a true straight long line, professionals in both traditional and digital will use a tool for it
>>3921377
Kind of inevitable; each author imagines the characters in their own way, it's bound to be reflected in their work.
>>3921375
Move your elbow, not your wrist.
>>3921391
Doesn't have to be long. I'm just trying to learn the correct method of doing the basics- Lines, curves, eventually ellipses- And then practicing that over and over and over...
>>3921399
Easier said then figured out. That produces a far wobbler line then anything else. I'm working on it, I guess.
>>3921375
Move your whole arm at the shoulder for big straight lines, at the elbow for smaller ones. If you're drawing with your arm, the pivot point of the shoulder lets you get a pretty natural straight line
>>3921440
Hey, it's 6:45 here, where are you from?
>>3921440
Another thing, if your lines are really that noticeably wobbly just do your line faster. If you can get the angle of line/curve you want down, just do that curve in a semi-fast slash. If you pore over a line slowly, you will get wobble.
If you aren't doing long lines you should be able to just practice a bit. It's been like 10 years but I think you lock your wrist and do the line quicker.
>>3921458
New york time zone band.
Ugh. Trying to draw from the shoulder is inconsistent as fuck. Even trying to repeat the motion tends to let it veer off in another direction near the end.
>>3921466
Tried speeding up. That just made them fray faster.
>>3921471
Yeah. That's basically what I'm doing- Literally just practicing my lines, because that's the kind of level I'm at. I'll be at this a while, I can tell.
>>3921378
im only hesitant because i really should be working on my other drawing project lol
otherwise i do want to do some lineart over this
>>3921480
I guess I should clarify. Even my best lines on this page aren't really straight- They all have some curve to them. I'm trying to eliminate that curve. It's all trying to get my hand to draw what I'm trying to draw, really.
>>3921480
About that, remember you have an eraser, or if you're digital, ctrl-z. Don't worry too much about the line not going exactly the same spot each time, just focus on the feel of getting the angle you want.
If you actually want like a laser straight line, get a ruler or turn the paper to the side and run your drawing utensil down the page. For me, that movement tends to make straighter lines.
But like, I've been at drawing seriously for a good five years now and I've never worried about getting a perfectly straight line >>3921348
but I think I get where you're coming from.
>>3921541
huh.
all of a sudden, i sort of kind of got it? drawing at the top of the page, i have consistently straight lines, pretty much exactly what i'm going for
but, as i try to repeat the motion and go down the page, they grow less straight.
New goal: figure out how the fuck I drew these straight lines.
>>3921551
aaand what the fuck
somehow i'm making the most perfect circles i've ever made just by bearing that 'pivot' stuff in mind and drawing from the elbow.
Well... Hell. I expected this part to take a lot longer to practice. Now I don't know what to do.
>>3921713
what did you take up drawing to draw exactly?
>>3921724
...Art?
I mean, I'd like to get to pictures, at some point. To depict characters. But I'm starting at the very beginning. VERY beginning.
...Also, it's ellipses. Ellipses are the fucking devil. Circles have a simple mechanical motion that follows through easily. Ellipses are hard.
>>3921760
This may be a retarded thing to say...
But it seems that art is something you feel as much as do. You know you're doing it right when there's a certain mechanical motion involved, and it's the art of perfection that kind of deliberation motion and rotation of the pivots.
My ultimate goal is to mousedraw, so that'll be hard to switch to...
>>3921760
Forgetting the picture
>>3921770
Maybe I'm crazy but I don't find mouse drawing much more different from pencil drawing.
does anyone have a cap of the greentext where finnic got pastor'd by nick?
>>3921743
I'd start trying to draw characters, then. It's good to know where you need to work. For instance, form, foreshortening, etc.
Maybe I'm thinking really far ahead but its also good to think of what kind of style you'd like to emulate. If you already have a picture in your head of what you want your stuff to look like, there you go. Otherwise you can look at art you enjoy and study it, try to emulate it, etc.
>>3921832
It's on Ao3 with the title Daddy's Boy, there's another scene added to it too
>>3921770
I concur, art is something you must feel. This is because the basis (lines, circles, ellipses, etc.) are so important. The motion of drawing must come natural to the drawer. But this is the result of many hours of training like a writer reading novels, a tailor sewing, a martial artist studying the same kata again and again. It's truly a fantastic journey.
>>3921834
I'd be happy to imitate Weaver/Wishmaker, up there. Which is to say, lines that curve with ease, go mostly straight, and provide enough detail to easily depict what I'm trying to depict enough that it can't be mistaken for anything else.
...Low goals, but hey. Once I learned how, circles became hella easier. The mechanical motion involved with pivoting the elbow is simple.
HOWEVER, I have yet to determine the mechanical motion best for creating ellipses.It eludes me so. My lines are straight enough I won't obsess over them further.
Once I master the ellipses, I suppose I could move on to... Something.. Beyond that.
>>3921888
nice trips
Last thing from me, its very important to at least try drawing from life
Good to exercise making shapes out of things you see. That way it's easier to make things you see in your mind's eye out of shapes
I'll try to remember that for tomorrow. I think I'll go to bed now, as well.
>find an artist that does really good Zootopia OCs
>find out they don't take commissions unless it's an 'emergency'
>find out their regular commissions are a waiting list several months long
>find out they recently had Zootopia adobtables and the species of choice is already off the table
Play the waiting game, or learn2draw from scratch... Hmmmmm...
>>3921860
>training like a writer reading novels
Mmm... Wrong comparison. A writer trains themselves by writing. Reading is a source of inspiration and guidance, but like with anything else, you only get good at writing by writing.
>>3921888
>Once I master the ellipses, I suppose I could move on to... Something
The obvious answer is Judy's thighs.
>>3921979
My god, you're right. Maybe if I remember.
>>3921945
You're right...training like a sculptor carving the stone day after day, it's ok?
>>3921932
cry and realise what you want will never happen
>>3920480
Oh yeah?
Well what would you call The Flinstones if they were hyenas?
>>3921415
Fast strokes will help make your lines smoother.
thred is ded
>>3922576
nbd care kukboi nikfag
>>3922576
welcome to work hours for most of the english speaking world
it'll pick up around 5 hours
>>3922576
One week ago the thread took 12 hours to be filled up, it's nothing new. In the meantime, let's post fluffy tails
But theres no one to discuss how Finnick calls Nick on the job to get him worked up so that when his shift finishes he heads straight to the van for some 100% non-homosexual fun
>>3922603
Wow rude
>>3922664
>>3922664
extra fluffe
Is there terrorism in Zootopia? Religious, Political, Economic, Criminal?
>>3922766
Well that's kinda what the plot of the movie was. Using fear to gain control.
drew this for zhan's pizzacolt
>>3922798
and just another sloth quickie
any other requests?
>>3922798
how sad
>ordering a fucking pizza without even know if you have money
>>3922809
Nick reluctantly receiving a blowjob from Honey.
>>3922809
Finnick stuntman
>>3922809
Otter pile
>>3920374
http://youtu.be/tPOqDShuE2M
>>3922809
Why you up so early
I doodled a raboot
>>3922832
>>3922916
I forgot to sleep
>>3922928
Naice raboott anond.
>>3922841
>>3922809
Fournier at a diner
sshh, he's sleeping
>>3922928
Nice raboot, good work!
>>3922930
>Still in the street
Honey really gets desperate for that fox chease
>>3923039
What if he's dead and those Zs are flies attracted by his corpse stank
>>3918974
source?
>>3923091
sshh, he's sleeping
>>3923099
Go double check for me
>>3922765
source?
>>3923019
more like MOURNier
>>3923146
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3515736/#3520584
>>3923204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t25REMXBnqY
Reminder that Zootopia is still playing in 191 US theaters this week.
>>3923221
So is ur moms sex tape
>>3923221
1,019,578,799 dollars and counting
>>3923258
It just looks like Finnick's entranced by how big and fluffy Nick's paws are. He probably spent the rest of that afternoon imagining how it's feel to have then gripping his cock, soft pawpads slidining up and down his needy length, Mick's size of him dwarfing his own paws so much that the bigger fox only needs to use one hand to engulf the fennec, his other free to roam over Fin's body and tease him while he shivers and whimpers with the need to release.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/i0wwehwzte2ojf7/AADWb_HKnxFVnsVLfRNl9Ecia?dl=0
PW: DioisGay
includes a few Zootopia based images
>>3923285
>>3923329
Meh
>>3923329
>>3923374
>>3923382
>>3923285
Reawakened the FinNick fag in me, anon. Damn you and bless you.
>>3923386
>>3923382
Why can't furry artists get boobs right?
It isn't that hard, most of the time you just have to be aware of it.
>>3923399
>>3923407
>>3923414
This thread needs jerboas.
>>3923424
:^)
>>3923446
>>3923451
>>3923448
what a waste of perfectly good baby batter. Don't you know there are anons here that have never felt that feel of jizz inside their ass?
>>3923458
These faces are terrifying
>>3923448
y
Bernie's back. Tell a friend.
Week...day at Bernie's.
Oh look. That thing you guys thought wouldn't happen. A comic with no mention or appearance by Super Pseudopenis Sue.
>>3923529
Might she have actually listen to us
Could it be true?!
>>3923524
Because there's not enough NP on SLR
>>3923448
heh
>>3923546
We need a pic off angel Judy
>>3923546
jump cut to Clawhauser high on catnip while getting dicked by Becca.
and then the next panel is Bogo balls-deep in Clawhauser's ass while getting a prostate massage by Becca's pseudopenis.
>>3923564
Oh god don't give her any new ideas
Just reading Nicholas Wilde Personality Conception Assignment
That shit is really good
Also it's cute how you included the aspect of Nick wrapping his tail around Judy in the bridge scene
>>3923584
If you don't know that all of Bernie's ideas revolve around "how can I get this character in Becca's pants?", then you don't know Bernie.
Inter-Schminter updated.
Even though Nick and Judy haven't gotten together yet in this comic's 'verse, I do so love a double-cuck.
>>3923694
Gonna get cucked by your own sister, Judy
>>3923701
source?
>>3923709
spintherella.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=inter+schminter
>>3923724
Oh yeah it's the one where Judy is a complete asshole
>>3923694
>nigger rabbit
>buff Nick
>asshole Judy
What is going on?
>>3923754
They're both kind of being assholes.
>>3923694
Link plz kthx?
HOT FRESH ZOOTOPIA AU WHERE NICK IS A GIRL
NOTHING ELSE IS CHANGED
>>3923790
What's her name?
>>3923809
George
>>3923814
I like it
>>3923809
Nigger
>>3923766
wow I just read the previous page to that one
Judy is definitely an asshole
>>3923701
>Judy rejected Nick like three times during the comic
>other rabbit shows up
>YOU'RE MINE
women
>>3923348
Just sayin
>>3923819
"Look at me! I know a cuss word!"
plz cease and desist
>>3923822
There are a lot of ways Nick could just spit it the fuck out without being a douche canoe and trying to bait Judy. But he's being a mopey fuck all because Judy reacted to mammals staring at them on the train.
>>3923790
nicky? nicole?
either way, nice dood
>>3923819
pshhhh
You don't know how it is done...
NI**ER!
>>3923694
>>3923701
>>3923754
>>3923766
these comics remind me a bit of yandere Judy
>and it will never be finished
>>3923790
>Nothing else changed
So she rides Fin's knot all night long? That opens up a lot more pseudo-incest undertones if she keeps telling him to call her mommy during.
>>3923766
>>3923754
>>3923694
>>3923701
>cucking
>not with jack
>judy sister cucking too
>not with gazelle
>cuckcuckcuckcuck
GRRRRR ANGERY
>>3923905
>>3923905
>looks straight shota
>hes actually older than her
>>3923922
if everyone cucks everyone else is it really cucking
>>3923930
Just
Sayin
>>3923933
Aren't they about the same age?
>>3923944
I always assumed Finnick was slightly older than Nick, maybe because of his voice.
>>3923819
George Nigger
Just wanted to post this again for the morning crew before I head off to work.
A blues song about Maurice Fournier. Start My Fire. Hope you like it.
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/start-my-fire
Mediafire: https://www.mediafire.com/?1f8m4md8328vod2
The sky is heard. Make a wish!
>>3923994
Yes I do!
>>3923997
MM fox blowjob?
>>3923997
I wish for Judy and Nick fighting over who gets to drive their squad car.
>>3923997
I wish for more pack street lewds, your choice of whom. You're on a real roll with them!
>>3923997
I wish for Nick and Judy doing something mundane and boring together, just so they can enjoy each others company.
>>3923994
10/10
>>3923997
I wish for my soul back, dick.
>>3923997
Marty and Charlie's unusually slinky stretchy bodies tied up into a cuddle ball knot
>>3924040
>inb4 your soul is returned to you and immediately reclaimed as the price for having your wish granted
>>3924050
Yeah, I realized that's what'll happen moments after I posted that.
Oh well, at least there will be a brief moment where I have a soul again.
>>3923997
I wish for a picture that when I look at it will make me omnipotent
post small bun
>>3924069
Being omnipotent is like the worst thing you could ever ask for
>>3924087
if it sucks I'll just remove it with my fucking omnipotence
>>3924017
Your wish came true!
>>3923790
source?
>>3924106
That's a genuine Nobby.
One of our resident drawfags.
>>3924103
Heh. I'm into it. Good on you, Wishmaker. You deserve all these souls.
>>3924103
For some reason, I am not surprised.
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/346790
>>3924103
Is Charlie's wish gonna come true, Wishgranter?
I wish to see what he wished for.
>>3924103
Man, what a cute, inoffensive dick.
I'd kiss that dick.
>>3924128
Better question is what would charlie of all people wish for?
>>3924141
It's obvious.
To protect Ozzy's smile.
>>3924137
Same
>>3924144
Damn yo.
Well, I wish to see the least happy Ozzy possible.
>>3924142
Ho shit, I missed some crazy stuff.
>>3924160
something like this?
>>3924103
wishgranter, i wish to see a bunanon happily submitting to a predator.
>>3924168
That's just kinda drunk and mopey. That's a 7 on the sadness scale at most.
>>3924036
Your wish came true!
>>3924175
what will it take to satisfy you
>>3924103
Is it to late for a wish
If knot I wish for Nick chucking Jack by fucking Judy
>>3924182
The saddest Ozzy possible.
>>3924177
you are the chemo curing this thread
>>3924177
das a cute bunner, there.
>>3924189
wrong analogy. chemo is literally poison trying to poison the bad out more then the good
Wishgranter is a treasure and I want him to stay forever.
I hope one day, I can be a wishgranter. But today, I'll be drawing box objects I find around the house for practice instead. Fun.
>>3924177
Thank you wish master!
>>3924002
Your wish was stolen!
>>3924209
>Rosa Barks
Kek
>>3923997
i wish
for the zone to disappear
>>3924209
A stolen wish??
Anon, I don't understand!
>>3924209
A STOLEN WISH
>>3923997
I wish for a leopard dressed as the punisher
>>3923997
Bucky and Pronk ording a late night pizza, fighting over what toppings they want. Whilst Judy is attempting to fall asleep.
>>3923997
I wish for Judy to be surrounded by dicks, unable to choose which she wants. (Does she pick Nick Dick? Gid Dick? Bucky and pronk dicks? So many choices!)
>>3924267
the clear choice is Jack Savage dick.
>>3924173
Your wish came true!
>>3924277
Das lewd.
I like it. Thanks, wishmaker!
>>3924188
like this?
>>3924277
>collar
>leash
I'm into it.
I'm so goddamn into it.
>>3924292
FUG U NOBBY
>>3924292
he's so hungry his eyes turned into fried eggs
>>3924292
Y-yeah. This is exactly what I wanted.
You nailed it.
>>3924292
>ywn give Ozzy belly rubs when he's feeling down and have him fall asleep in your lap
>>3924340
more like
>ywn feed Ozzy so he doesn't starve to death in your lap
>>3924328
Thanks a lot asshole.
trying to draw stuff with 0 sensitivity
forgot i dont know how to draw things without human anatomy clutch
>>3924361
she's proud of the fact that she can show Nick her knocked up body full of Jack Savage' kids?
>>3924361
Is that some heresy?
>>3924300
>>3924318
>>3924328
what can I say, I'm a man of the people
>>3924382
no
>>3924383
no
>>3924399
OVER THE FUCKING LINE
>>3924399
Please no
>>3924412
I think she is, anon
>>3924382
Ha!
>>3924399
Nobby why what did we do
>>3924399
STAHP
>>3924399
I didn't need that this mourning.
>>3923876
>woman you love cares more about the judgment of others than her feelings for you
She's got to make a choice and she's leaning towards the wrong on, Nick's reaction is justified
>>3924399
That's not even a little bit funny, man.
>>3924444
welp. can't argue with quad quads.
Still though, it's not been established yet that she has the same feelings for Nick that he has for her.
>>3924399
>homeless malnourished sickly family
I can't remember regretting a request so much. I guess I deserve it.
>>3924463
You kind of really fucking do.
Wishmaker bring me bliss and fulfill my wish.
>Marty pushing his face in Charlie his sheet and inhaling deeply as if there is cocain hidden in there
>>3924465
>the soul is us rn
>>3924487
Normally I am ALL about musk play, and approve this being added to the wishpile.
But we need some emergency Ozzy comfy, stat.
>>3924465
NEVER MAKE THAT WISH TO A WISHGRANTER
YOU KNOW HOW THESE STORIES END
>>3924522
To be fair, Wishgranter just takes your soul. He doesn't generally Monkey-Paw it.
>>3924399
Young Ozzy at the funeral wearing his dad's tatty suit suit that's clearly too big for him, with a grandparent standing nearby.
>>3924460
Well let's look at this from Nick's perspective
Your life is shit, most people are racist as fuck towards you, you're depressed and just going through the motions. Suddenly an angel barges into your life, forces you on the adventure of a lifetime that turns your life around, earns you respect, trust, friends, and a job, and best of all you get to see this gorgeous, impossible creature every day.
Even if she doesn't feel the same way, she doesn't tell him that. Even "sorry Nick, I do t feel the same way" isn't as bad as using the judgement of others as an excuse to ignore his advances.
Love fuckin hurts, anon. Our fox has been hurting for a while.
>>3924463
It's just a reminder that that shit is real.
>>3924522
With good times!
Wishgranter, please have Ozzy's mother just curling up like that because of pregnancy pains from his little sister.
And then they all go get icecream.
>>3924292
>>3924399
SID MEIER'S BEYOND HERESY: RISING ANGER
>>3924463
>there are hundreds if not thousands of people living like this in your city, scenes like this playing out every day
What are you doing to help, anon?
Don't worry guys, it looks like Ozzy's got everything handled!
>>3924531
Never let them see they got to you.
>>3924548
Can I get the "DEATH TO KEKS" and "INTERSPECIES BLASPHEMY" expansion packs?
>>3924551
And he only had to let three big preds have their way with him to afford it!
>>3924551
>>3924530
That's a good joke, anon. A homeless person with barely scraps getting a funeral. Hah. No, she stayed there. Ozzy probably wandered off to pack street after a few days, on the verge of death.
In a weird way this makes sense to me, as to why everyone on pack street seems to never want to rustle Ozzy, if they adopted him. It's not canon of course but it sorta fits.
>>3924487
>pushing his face in Charlie his sheet
???
>>3924530
You are a horrible person.
>>3924567
Don't you dare taint my terrible fetishes with characters I care about!
>>3924526
He's just biding his time until he can do both in one fell swoop.
>>3924551
Shouldn't this be between the other two pics?
>>3924551
obvious stealing...
preds. don't surprise me.
>>3924551
wait a minute
>>3924578
in his sheath I made a typo
>>3924551
>she was just playing a practical joke on him
>they all laugh about it
>>3924583
We both know how much you want to see Ozzy taking that thick wolfcock while he holds back the tears, writhing in pain while the guy hammers away
>>3924598
GODDAMMIT DON'T YOU LOSS.JPG THE OZZY
>>3924598
Oh no you aren't
>>3924603
>McHorn sprays Ozzy with hyena repellant
>>3924567
>gay pedophilic rape/prostitution of an orphan
I know I shouldn't be surprised by this point but what the ACTUAL FUCK /trash/
>>3924598
>Ozzy Loss
Oh, boo.
>>3924606
Oh god it is as well!
Thanks anon, I can't be sad there's even the goddamn poses.
>>3923997
I wish to see the resident snow leopard sexually teasing the resident donkey
>>3924618
Shit, sorry anon. You'd prefer /ss/?
>>3924551
>>3924598
THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER "STEEL REHN"
>>3924599
I fucking adore sheathplay, but I don't think wishmaker does sheath stuff
He seems to do the cute inoffensive weaver style dicks, which i am also okay with.
>>3924604
The tears should be tears of pleasure, not sorrow!
>>3924618
Anon, you've messed up, they want rape and prostitution of a near orphan. The orphan thing comes later, to devastate him further with the knowledge he debased himself for nothing, when he could have spent that time with her as she passed on.
They're so much fucking worse.
>>3924630
So, a hospital type thing?
>>3924651
And he can't even shower to get the smell off himself.
>>3924630
>I wish to see the resident snow leopard sexually teasing the resident donkey
If your request has been passed up this many times, maybe you should take the fucking hint, guy.
>>3924598
>>3924730
goddammit it IS loss
>>3924730
>>3924730
Just get it over with. End this suffering.
>>3924730
>>3924730
Calling the last-panel switch up for the successful loss bait
>>3924785
Its already over
Not all that happy today. How's everyone doing today?
the smile is lost. you failed to protect it. deploy emergency comfy.
Wishmaker bring me bliss and fulfill my wish.
>Marty pushing his face in Charlie his sheath and inhaling deeply as if there is cocain hidden in there
>>3924799
Ironically the mixture of joke and despair are perfect for Ozzy.
>>3924722
Yeah fuck this thread anyway
>>3924651
>Young Ozzy lies there, cooling cum still oozing out of him as the larger pred redressed and throws some change at him
>He holds back the tears, trying to ignore the stinging pain and sore muscles, his mind focused only on how the money would help him buy her medicine
>After the man leaves, Ozzy shakily gets up and dresses, wincing when he pulls up his pants and feels the wetness soaking into his underwear
>He collects the change scattered around the room, his hopes fading when he realises that it's not enough for her medicine
>Reluctantly, he heads back out into the street and starts looking for another pred
>>3924630
gimme refs
>>3924830
Cocaine*
You're really hitting the typos there today, anon. (But I second this wish.)
>>3924801
READ THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE LABJER
>>3924801
Calvin and happy Ozzy make everything better with their good vibes
>>3924849
I know man. I just came from work and am fucking tired I don't give a crap about typos atm
>>3924841
>Ozzy's mother is actually fine, just really hungover.
>She claims the painkillers she takes every morning are what keeps her alive.
>Ozzy takes this seriously.
>When his mother's been hitting the source really hard, and hasn't woken up yet, Ozzy figures she must not have enough medicine.
>Ozzy prostitutes himself for the cheapest generic painkillers, but still doesn't have enough.
>"Who gave you a nickle?"
>"Everyone."
>>3924801
Everything is fine. Nothing is wrong.
>>3924846
I don't think I actually have a picture of Donkanon's character, but I'm guessing this is who that anon means since there's only one donkey / snow leopard pair.
>>3924801
Doing good. Went for a run, cooked breakfast, had inspiration strike me and am writing a Pastor fic.
What's got you down? Anything you'd feel better about if you vented? Something anyone of us could offer some solace towards?
>>3924832
Yeah, Pack Street like to play Bullshit Backstories,
Ozzy always wins. Everyone kind of worries about him.
>>3924832
But can the lines cross. Could Ozzy laugh like a hyena with years in his eyes?
>>3924926
>years in his eyes
Is he the master of time?
>>3924913
I cant believe Ozzy's fucking dead
>>3924801
Wonderful, a distraction. Would it be at all possible to get Calvin and Tristan doing cosplay at some point? They both like Redwall right?
>>3924976
Turns out his mother died from a miscarriage. (It is loss after all)
But it was his! Ozzy has been dead all along, and we just see his ghost.
>>3924952
God damn mobile.
Tears damnit.
>>3924907
>had inspiration strike me and am writing a Pastor fic.
Mwahah! More to look forward to!
>>3924801
I'm writing heresy and loving it.
And then I get to go try on bridesmaid dresses.
>>3924995
She died from a miscarriage
The unborn child was Ozzy
Ozzy was never alive to begin with
You just crossed over into
The Twilight Zone
Thank you for easing that deathgrip on my heart at the end there Nobby. If only just a little.
>>3924465
Your wish came true, but is it really OK?
>>3924989
I want to see more tristan and calvin dicks.
I think wishgranter's all done for the moment, though.
>>3925037
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY HER BEING FINE
WHAT A MONKEYS PAW SITUATION I HAVE LANDED IN MOST ASSUREDLY.
>>3925041
In due time. Patience.
>>3925072
I have patience. I just like to know if things are being worked on, I guess.
Also, das a lewd judy.
>>3925072
OH DAMN
>>3925080
>Also, das a lewd judy.
>>3925080
>a lewd judy
LOOK CLOSER YOU IDIOT
>>3925092
Derp. I only saw the thumbnail, didn't expand.
I feel dumb.
>>3925093
Look, man, when you hang around in threads with s8 for long enough, if you see a bunny with a ballgag and collar there are certain expectations in place from thumbnails alone.
(/joke)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
>>3925144
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg
Wow, you sure are a hot dancer OF-FI-CER HOPP-S
>>3925144
Oh, neat.
>It's just an apron
oh
>>3925037
I think we have all learned a valuable lesson today.
Do not ever ask anything sad of the wishgranter.
You little fucking shits.
>>3925179
>wishgranter
>>3925179
It's wishgiver, anon.
>>3925189
what do you think her fur smells like when it's wet like that
>>3925179
But nobby was the one who was a shit.
>>3925204
wet fur
>>3925144
ITS GIDEON. GET AWAY FROM HIM, HE SMELLS
>>3925213
o-oh
that makes sense
>>3925249
>ITS GIDEON. GET AWAY FROM HIM, HE SMELLS LIKE HEAVEN
I totally agree
I want to see Martina hitting on Big Al some more
I want Al to finally give in and prepare to dick the stoat
I want Martina's secret to be revealed and Al to get fuckin' pissed
I want Martina to run out of Al's room crying with her wig half-on and her underwear missing
I want Ozzy to intercept Martina, whisk her away into his trailer, and tell her everything's going to be okay
[spoioioioiler]and then they fug[/reliops]
It's fine guys. Ozzy made it and he smiles a lot and his pack street family cares about him very much. It's fine.
It's fine.
>>3887527
>Nick was in a classroom- the walls beige, the shelves brown, the chalkboard covered with words he couldn't make out,
>Emma was to his right, Judy to his left, and in front of him was a male pig seated behind desk taller than all of them.
>The pig and Judy were clearly having a conversation, until all eyes pointed at him.
>The words came out of him without a thought, "We just think Emma doesn't need to take sex education- we've given her some very hands-on lecture, if you know what I mean," realizing he winked at the end.
>Bonnie, seated at the defense table, gave him an apalled look, and Stu pulled out a shotgun large enough to give Bogo trouble handling it.
>The judge behind the stand rapt his hammer on the podium, and with Bogo's voice, "Order in the court, Stu, put away that damn toy before I throw you in the pen!"
>Nick looked between him and the chief-judge, and saw a pit with just Judy and Emma at the bottom, lounging on a bed.
>His mother was in the witness stand, crying her eyes out, and his father was in the jury stand, a horrified look in his eyes.
>Nick walked around the pit, and leaned against the judge's podium, "Yes, your majesty, I fucked a fifteen year old rabbit," and he turned around to face nothing.
>He was seated in a steel chair, cuffs keeping his arms and legs bound, his face muzzled.
>Looking down, he saw Judy, her paws wrapped around Emma's throat, choking her, forcing her to take his entire cock-
>Black streaks of mascara were clawing down her face, and her eyes were cold and lifeless, and Judy only started up at him, fangs poking from her mouth.
>He was suddenly standing, one paw pulling on Emma's ears, the other choking Judy, tears streaming down their faces.
>A door behind him burst open, and Finnick stood there, a water gun in his hand, as he pointed it at Nick.
>A chalkboard appeared above them, the words 'child molester' scratched on it, falling on his head-
>Nick awoke with a jolt, the sound of knocking in the bedroom door.
>>3925249
He smells like blue berry
It will be OK. Even with the early days are bad, you can still become happy.
Sometimes, wishes still come true.
>>3925302
He looks like garbage in that picture. Almost as garbage as his life.
>>3925276
he's alive so that's good I guess
>Gideon smells
GOOD
>>3925316
>>3924907
Not the great Weaver, but ex wanted to tell me they were gonna try dating someone else happy for them. Still just a bit bummed out
>>3925316
Ozzy had a rough life, but he's happy, surrounded by friends, and smiles every day.
>>3918810
I can't believe Zeke and Sunny are fucking dead
>>3925339
I didn't know you identify with him.
>>3925376
>>3925357
>>3925173
Looking at the pic remembered that it would be nice to see an art of Rorschach and Maurice Fournier drinking in the bar together.
whoops
wishgiver, would you ever consider doodling up a great pack street orgy with everyone involved? (I mean, probably not now, you've been plenty busy, just asking for later)
>>3925349
>you will never inhale gid's wet farts
Why live?
>>3925316
Ozzy gets a good end, that's what matters.
>>3925442
God damnit remmy, wrong place and subject!
>>3925276
>He opens the door
>McHorn's on the other side, with a can of spray
>>3925442
You guys are a little too good at nudging the soft spots. Better than some who would just stab them instead.
>>3925442
forgot a detail
>>3925480
Police academy training plus revealing clothes.
And furries
>>3924103
Charlie, show me wonders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnbZQn6SE60
>>3925500
What a fitting image to finish the thread.
>>3925500
>Remmy brings up mothers at every chance when talking to Ozzy
nice
Marty and Charlie when?
>the least popular pack streeter in the original poll now has the largest amount of content and attention by a mile
>>3925574
Marty and Charlie and Ozzy when
>>3925587
when you introduce a character by literally "racists.jpg" reaction image you should expect he would be the least popular.
>>3925201
But he grants wishes, ergo he is a wish granter.
>>3925310
is this from twitter?
I hope you appreciated this thread Weaver.
>>3925144
Fuck you boner, don't do this to me.
>>3923529
I laughed. Only problem I have with it is the legality of catnip. I always figured it'd be illegal. Also giving someone a coupon is so cheap giving just one to your significant other is insulting. A gift card would have made more sense.
>>3923204
The expression here is perfect. I love this style.
>>3926902
I think by coupon they meant gift certificate. It's for a specific amount of catnip. Giving someone coupons you clipped out of the Sunday paper is super lame.