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First 48.
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Colonel Sanders
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>>3916002
Ge-Ge
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THICC
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>>3916002
Machi
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Makina Irisu
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>>3916002
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
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>>3916002
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3915917
Correct. Unless you are someone like the witch who can move freely n time. Still. It seems she would have been a goo- nevermind.
>>3915956
I did and it is interesting. However one not made for me. At least not this moment.
>>3915957
I am surprised as well. He can be stupidly aggressive.
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Nui Harime
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Wasp-chan

DON'T FUCK BEES
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>>3916002
Ruby Gloom
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Sol Badguy
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>>3916002
King Kaito
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Junpei Iori
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>>3916002
Rika

>>3915946 (Reinhard)
Er...presumably about one to one? I could be wrong, it's been a while since I checked.
>>3915956 (Rashid)
Typically it doesn't work like that.
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The Real Guy, The Best Guy
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>>3916002
Makoto
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Rashid

>>3916003
Beats me. I don't know where or what this place is.

>>3916012
Oh man you're lost than
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Baron Blade
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Shenlong
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O SHIT WADDUP
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Dogger
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Link
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The Groke
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a furry
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>>3916002
Monsoon
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>>3915883
Alright, don't sit on it too long.
>>3915918
Kids will do as they will. If it's really alright to call them such, I love all of my daughters for who they are, even the ones that cause me trouble.
>>3915940
I'll be triple checking everything and refreshing my knowledge. If anyone is going to die from this, it's gonna be me.
>>3915957
I see, thank you anyway.
>She downs the drink in front of her.
I guess I should advise her with what I think she should do.

It's time for me to get going, I'll be back soon enough. Take care everyone.
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Phi
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Reigen Arataka
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Ice cream Islam
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>>3916002

Tony Tony Chopper
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>>3916002
Reinhard Van Astrea

>>3915999
Ross?
Beerus?
I cannot say I have heard of either. It's probably for the best, any of the gods from my world would have a field day looking over my actions.

>>3916012
That's amazing, that even with a one to one ratio, you've developed a matriarchal system.
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Elh Melizee
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Mastermind
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>>3915986
Like, just leave me alone and I'll give you my jar!
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>>3916038
>>3915986
There is no need to yell miss. And I don't think they will let us in with your shirt off.
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>>3916002
Lambda-11
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Baki
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>>3916052

Ah greetings brother.
Are you readu to behead the infedels who stand in the way of our great caliphate?

>>3916002
ISIS
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Cooper
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A Bomb
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>>3916035
>He gets a little irritated.
A good what?
>>3915957
>He just shakes his head as she walks away.
Fucking weirdos around this place...
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>>3916085
...
>>3916090
Okay sorry
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>>3916062
Cute
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>>3915974
All I have are my memes, anon.
I'm a living breathing meme machine.
>>3915995
>It's a "Shad draws Reaper" episode
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>>3916068
I may have to. I see you are leaving again. Farewell.
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Late Magolor
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>>3916043
>Junpaaayyyy's not dead
Aaaayyyyy!
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Panzer Cops
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Heiwajima Shizuo
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>>3916104
OH MY GOD JC, A BOMB!
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Aikawa's little thing isn't working, so I have to do this by hand. Please wait quietly and remember that you chose this path.
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>>3916117
I'm going to swap you in, don't worry
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>>3915999
Mm, that's fine. If they're tired, I could always see them another day.
>She walks in and throws herself into a sitting position on your bed, lightly bouncing herself and looking over at the bag of goodies that they'd procured on the trip. She looks around your room, paying little to no notice of the mess.
That's totally fine!
My own house is a big mess too, so it's no big deal. I usually sleep with Rika or Aizawa nowadays anyway.
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Iida Tenya
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>>3916109
L-like, here you go...
>hands over the jar while shaking
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Who wants to hear a reaally good joke?
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>>3916133
>Aikawa's little thing isn't working
tee hee penis
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>>3916095
TAAAAAKBIIIIIIIR!!!!
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>>3916122
Ayyyy
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>>3916133
>kissu
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>>3916109
Thats ok
>pets
You are learning
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>>3916035
Made..?
Wait you a human android?!

>>3916095
What?
Sorry save that for someone else
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>>3916038
It's hip to FUCK BEES
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>>>/pol/77777777
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>>3916052
What's that supposed to mean?
>>3916081
Eh. They're not really discriminated against, it just...wound up that the most powerful people are women.
>>3916068
I suppose I feel the same about Shanghai....
>She clears her throat
Right, be seeing you, then.
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>>3916109
>Gropes that tight ass
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Major Ocelot
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>>3916162
Swing and a miss, summerfag.
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>>3916144
God freaking damn it when will you people learn?
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>>3916144
I vould use a laugh. Go on.
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>>3916143
>Takes jar
>happy buzzing
>>3916156
>buzz buzz
>>3916161
IT'S NOT
>>3916168
>BUZZES ANGRILY
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>>3916108
A good mother figure.
>>3916144
Not of the humor I have heard here was acceptable.
>>3916159
It was just my choice of words. I am not a robot.
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>>3916144
Go on.
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>>3916184
Alright, here it goes!
So a family: a mom, a dad, a brother, a sister, a baby, and grandma's there for fun; they walk into a talent agent's office and, they tell the agent, we got a great act for you it's gonna knock your socks off. And the agent goes, we don't do family acts, there're too cute. And the dad says, ah but this is a kinda cute in a way you've never seen before, you're gonna like it I promise. The agent says alright, you got two minutes, let's see what you got.
The mom and dad start profusely making out, and the agent goes, it's a weird opener but I'll stick with it, this isn't so bad. Well wait until the kids start going at it to. Tongue and cheek, literally. And then the sister starts to kiss the dad, the mother starts to eat out the boy's asshole, pretty soon the whole family is locked in a terrible orgy that there's no escape from. They have reached the point of no return. And as the orgy is happening the begin to rotate, the whole family, even the baby who's being used as a dildo... HA HA!... They're all rotating except for grandma who's outside the rotation of orgy, cause someone's gotta be there to lick the dirty parts as they go by. And now there's just sweat, and cum, and piss, and, there's blood because things get crazy, but it's ok because they're all related so, it's fine...starts to laugh... Now the agent is uh... the agents' already called 911 by now..laughing... He started dialing when he noticed the son sticking a glass rod up his penis, and bending it like... Ooo... Like a glow stick, you just hear a handful of pops, and then he fucks his sister, with his little tiny baby dick. She's not loving it. He gets a little too excited and he cums the bloody cummy, glass shards into his sister's child cunt, that wasn't part of the act. Meanwhile mom's blowing dad... shakes head... right in front of the kids. Grandma's eating out the baby's asshole, the baby's eating cat food. But now it's a good time to say the mother is retarded.
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>>3916165
You've confined yourself to a inside life. Never got to live out side where danger is constantly waiting for you. As a traveler I lead to have a constant guard.

>>3916194
How come you seem so emotionless then?
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>>3916144
I have a guess as to what it might be
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>>3916144
There is no need for us to hear it, if you already presented in visual form by existing!
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>>3916193
>slows down and pets.
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>>3916193
>Runs away
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>>3916217
Shit, I haven't seen an Aristocrats in a minute. Weird.
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>>3916217
Way too long for a joke. Sorry, didn't read.
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>>3916224
Wow, you are GAY.
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Tfw I'm able to focus and RP better on my phone than on my computer, but it's slower
Why am I like this
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>>3916193
>Sprays with raid

WASP GET YER GONE
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Woops, forgot image!
. And not just acceptably retarded, WHEELCHAIR retarded. Which is great because those one's drool a lot, so you always got a lubed hole, which was exactly what they were using. Wasn't sure she hated more..... So anyways where was I? Blood, piss, cum, shit... Literally every bodily fluid you could think of was just smeared across the poor agent's office, especially the tears. I haven't forgotten about grandma, she gets up on top of the agent's desk, and pulls out a crossbow and she shoots a grappling hook up at ceiling and repeals down, off the desk across the room, pussy first onto the grandson's dick, they both fall over, he cracks three ribs, he dies. His last breaths were sucked out of him by the orgasm he was having, shooting his little cum load upside grandma. Meanwhile dad is busy punch fisting the daughter's front butt, mom's smearing her shitty glossotomy bag all over her developing tits. OH the baby! I forgot about the baby, it's head came off somewhere along the way. Now dad picks it up, and you might be thinking, Uh a decapitated baby's head, but the dad's thinking , OH a new hole! And what do we do when we find a new hole? We make it bigger so... ... So here's where it get's gross. By now mom has fallen out of the wheelchair and she's convulsing on the ground because at some point during the act she missed her, her dose. They put the headless baby's corpse into the wheelchair and they tie a long ribbon across the room and they use as a slingshot to sling the baby out the window, it barely missed agent's head. The brother's penis is inside the daughter, but he's not attached to it, she cut it off and is using the blood, she's running around with tribal paint on her face. You can't tell the difference between the brother and the sister at this point.
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>>3916237
>He didn't immediately recognize it
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>>3916194
>He goes silent a second time.
Yeah. Sure. I'm gonna head to bed.
>He begins to leave, but stops.
Also...
>He grins.
She was completely fucking terrified of bugs. Almost all of them.
>He walks off to sleep.
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>>3916144
If you would.

>>3916165
That confuses me even more so!
What is power in your world based on, aside from musculature and physical ability?
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>>3916225
Thank you
>>3916248
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>flies away
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>>3916250
I'm not too hip on memes and copypasta.
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>>3916247
Iunno, on the phone you can see less so you only see one reply and tunnel vision it maybe?
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>>3916249
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>>3916240
How about you actually try use that feeble mind of yours that your gods blessed you with and make up an actually interesting insult.
You can never know what will happen if your mortal words fail to amuse me.
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>>3916247
Because on your phone you don't have 30+ tabs to distract you
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>>3916261
It's neither of those. It's

It's

THE ARISTOCRATS
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>>3916249
The daughter pulls out noose, and ties it to the chandelier puts her neck through it, flat out hangs herself. Obviously the family uses it as a piñata. You can imagine, beating a kid over and over, with metal bats by the way, you can just imagine how the crunches turn into softer and softer beats you know? Cause you're just breaking her into fine bits from the inside. And you can imagine what's dripping on the ground. Different shades of red, and, and green for some reason? Brother's cum, that's dripping out of her as well. They start spinning her so all of her fluids are just shooting across the room. At this point, dad has filled two condoms fully with cum, and starts using them as cum-chucks on his, on his dead daughter. She's actually not dead yet, she's still dying. Did I mention the family's black? You thought they were white this whole time, but.... The last memory she'll ever have is her dad's cum in her eye.... right before she blacks out. And the agent goes, I'll never seen an act like that in my life! What do you call yourselves? And the dad limps up, he's limping cause you could imagine the terrible sex act, shit gets broke, one of his eyes is dead. He limps up to the agent's desk like a Walmart employee, and throws his hands on it. He says, can I see your pocket knife? So the agent says alright, this man seems sane, he gives him a pocket knife, and the dad carves THE ARISTOCRATS into the desk, and fills those grooves with cum, before taking that pocket knife and slitting his own throat, and dying, next to his wife, who's still breathing involuntarily mind you cause the oxygen tanks are still pumping her lungs. The whole family's dead at this point. This wasn't an act, it was, a mass suicide disguised as an audition. It's part of their religion. Cops arrive and the agent is arrested for mass murder.
Eh?
Eh?
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>>3916081
I wouldn't worry about actions committed inside the arena, I hate bringing harm to others, but at the end of the day here you're still friends even if they kill you or you kill them.
>>3916140
>He hums quietly to himself as he fills two bowls with several different flavors of ice cream and tops one bowl off with nuts.
There...
Okay Makoto come get your ice cream.
>He puts a spoon in each bowl.
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>>3916019
>Sits in Nep's lap
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>>3916247
>>3916270
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>>3916218
"Inside" if you mean "inside this tank". And you're by and far wrong when you say that I don't have to deal with danger.
>>3916249
>>3916274
...What the hell?
>>3916256
Magic, primarily.
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>>3916247
It's not much slower
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>>3916280
You really like that gif.
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>>3916217
>>3916249
>>3916274
The Aristocrats is a classic chuckle.
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>>3916218
I never stated that I was not created. Just that I am not a robot.
>>3916253
That would explain El and I's fear of them. So you are leaving. Thank you for the information. Farewell.
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>>3916279
Hiiiii.
>Pets
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>>3916274
Eh. I've heard better versions.

>>3916298
It's a handy gif, though it's more than one person using it lately.
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>>3916309
Hihi.
>Rubs her tummy
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>>3916272
It's also called "The Sophisticates"
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>>3916288
I meant dealing with danger without any help from anyone or thing, including tanks

>>3916305
Than have a smile, it won't kill you.
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>>3916277
>She runs over with a big ol' smile on her face, happily taking the bowl and curling her tail around the spoon, holding it loosely with her fifth limb. She skips back to your bed and sits down on the foot of it, digging the spoon back into the bowl and taking a bite of mostly nuts.
Mm! Thanksh a bunsch, Kaito! You're the besht!
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>>3916249
>>3916256
I lied.
I would actually appreciate it far more if you would desist from such vile tellings.

>>3916277
I'm more worried about what I've allowed to occur at home.
However, I'll take your word on this.
Do you kill your friends often?

>>3916288
Oho!
So your females are more talented with magic then?
Our greatest spellcaster is a male, but the level just below him is populated almost entirely by females.
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Someone explain where THE ARISTOCRATS came from, please.
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>>3916333
Sophistocrats
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>>3916343
Old stand-up comedy thing.
Google it, or better yet youtube it.
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>>3916343
It's like an inside joke among comedians, old as sin. Actually old, not internet old.
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>>3916346
I chuckled.
>Five brothers walk into a talent agent's office etc. etc.
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>>3916334
I would usually have something to smile about but whatever. I can force one out for you.
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>>3916377
Buttfisto being the star
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I would berry my dick so far in her ass anyone who could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
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>>3916394
Guess Reinhardt will be a king then.
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>>3916379
You know what's confusing about that to me? I'd expect you to have pretty good muscular awareness given your physicality.
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Hm.
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>>3916332
That's a restricted area, sir!
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>>3916379
Well it's better than being a box. Dispite it looking like it's filled with murderous intent.

>>3916416
No this looks fun!
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>>3916416
Swap
>>3916039
>>3916172
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>>3916416


>>3916083
>>3916117

Swap me
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>>3916334
I MADE this tank. I think I more than deserve that "help", at this point. And I'm perfectly capable of keeping away from threats on foot, but when those threats can look perfectly human, I can't afford to relax for even a moment.
>>3916341
There's plenty of males who're talented, I'm sure. It just...happens to be liek this.
>She shrugs awkwardly
I don't really get why, myself.
>>3916416
"Hm". Hey you two. Let's get this show on the road.
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>>3916415
It's a pretty good forced smile, She never said she would make it look convincing
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>>3916416
>Bee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>mobile wasp
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>>3916416
Bout damn time! Take a lesson from me, son, and get yourself a tool to do the job fastah.
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>>3916416
Thank you for the game.
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>>3916044
What do you have to be depressed about?
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>>3916435
She couldn't even force it before.
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>>3916416
I suppose I can make due with what my district has.
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>>3916416
Looks like the hope I had on this team is gone.

Let's get over with this.
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>>3916416
.....? Respect my personal space and none of you will end up dead. Okay.
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>>3916419
Sssshhh
>Pokes belly button
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Swaps are done.
Prepare yourselves with a whole lot of fun. Yaaaay.
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>>3916456
>Encroaches
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hi
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>>3916416
Interesting.
My team does not look the most capable, but looks can be deceiving.

>>3916434
I see.
Are there any others from your world around?
Your people seem extremely interesting.
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>>3916415
I believe it is more of a mental thing than a physical one.
>>3916428
We are going to kill people in this match.
>>3916416
Proceed.
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>>3916448
Plenty of things anon...
The upcoming crash of society.
Mankind's natural malevolence.
The Depression game in which I'm going to compete
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>>3916473
ih
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Don't trip on your way in.
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>>3916477
Only a handful of ones from...nevermind that. Plenty, really, though noone else at the moment, and only a few are human.
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>>3916473
Hi!
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>>3916472
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY, YOU'RE DEAD!!!
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>>3916496
God...dammit, Soodu.
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>>3916481
Sort of. Nervous system has a lot to do with it.
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>>3916434
That's impressive if you really made that then.

>>3916481
As much as I'm against killing.. I don't have a choice here.
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>>3916416
>>3916496
GRIND THE CARTILAGE!
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>>3916457
Nooooooooooo!
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>>3916496
I believe I'mm running away from the cornucopia... but I'm really only running from myself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUaWhZXN08g
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>>3916496
No hard feelings.
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>>3916339
Don't worry about it, ice cream doesn't taste as good without someone to eat it with.
>He leans against the kitchen counter and takes a spoonful of ice cream eating it with a smile.
>>3916341
Ah, normally I'm the one being killed, I'm definitely not as strong as most people here, but what do you mean? If you don't mind me asking about your past.
>>3916496
Always running..
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>>3916496
It awaits everyone.
>>3916515
I see. You came here to make friends.
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>>3916518
Is something the matter, miss Nep?
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Hm.
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>>3916530
That's totally right!
>She looks over at you and sticks her spoon into the ice cream, sighing.
Um.. So, hey.. I hate to ruin the good mood, but.. If you want to talk about.. "That" thing, I'll listen.
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>>3916496
Death? Count me in, but not now. I'd rather listen than act.
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>>3916555
"no one loves you"
"get out degenerate"
"get fucked dogface"

Someone make them stop please....
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>>3916555
Even the familiah scent of my herbs N spices don't do the trick no more.
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>>3916555
Neat
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>>3916515
I'm a tank engineer, of course I made it! Have you ever seen a tank like this in the outside world?
>>3916555
Actually, in Gensokyo....
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>>3916574
>Hugs
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>>3916496
That is the usual reaction I get.
>>3916530
Playing nice with the Squirrel are we Kaito?
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>>3916555
Get over here and smell my meat!
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I'm proud of whoever refused the bomb from the day before, but angry that the bomb was the only death.
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>>3916432
Love you
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>>3916497
You have non-humans as well?
To what extent do they range? The occasional cat ears, or actual demons or monsters?

>>3916530
As a knight of the Royal Guard, it is my duty to ensure that there is peace wherever I am deployed. However, no matter how effective I may be in stopping crimes, I always seem to be just a little too late.

>>3916555
O-oh, well then Miss.
I wish you wouldn't think such of me.
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>>3916543
Actually I travel seeking thrills and learning about different ways of life.
And make friends on the way.

>>3916555
I never could take over a country..

>>3916584
Seen bigger... From an army of course. Which is no way near as cool as making a tank all by yourself.
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>>3916555
None of the things you accomplish matter.
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>>3916585
T-Thanks anon... But I still hear them... The dreadful voices...

>>3916602
At least the dead aren't there anymore to endure this pain....
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>>3916602
Livin beings....just got somethin the fryers don't offah a man.
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>>3916602
They've been spending a lot of time together..
I-I'm still her best friend, right?
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>>3916602
You are a human, granted with robotics you are as useful as a pawn on a chess board.
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>>3916555
At this point I couldn't care the food remaining...

>>3916602
and yes, I failed miserably.
>>
is best matsu here?
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HYAAH!
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>>3916634
And if you're not? Would you really resent her for something beyond her control like that?
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>>3916644
I am here.
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>>3916602
Now that's just messed up.
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>>3916602
No hard feelings
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i m the law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdyEu5XTChk
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>>3916602
>>3916641
The idea of that is foolish. No man can be super. It is contradictory.
>>3916610
Hmph. Other than the killing, this is the perfect location for you.
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>>3916652
I never said I would! Don't just go assuming things! I'd always love her, even if we weren't best friends anymore!
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...
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>>3916610
It's big enough for me to live in. And I said "like this". Hell, and it'll blow away anything from out there like it's nothing.
>>3916605
You imagine it, it probably exists. There's a nekomata that comes here every so often, that's the "Cat ears" talking, vampires, magician youkai, oni, other sorts of demons, death spirits, earth and moon rabbits, darkness youkai, you name it.
>>3916602
This thing creeps me out....
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>>3916656
>hugs the juicy
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>>3916676
That's why it was a question, Makoto.
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>>3916677
Goddamit, get a new haircut
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>>3916555
Haha... I told you guys...
>>3916564
>Kaito looks down into the bowl frowning and sighs.
... Alright, that's fine, I trust Kaiko told you about attending school?
>>3916594
Haha, I did her a favor, but what are you getting at Lord Ainz?
>>3916602
I'm pretty sure you're the one here with messed up thoughts!
>>3916605
I don't think that's something you should put on yourself like that, if it happens you can't really blame yourself for being too slow.
>>3916677
.... Terrorist!
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>>3916677
I feel like I'm forgetting something.. What're you giggling about, Ainz?
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>>3916677
So.... free chicken? No?
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>>3916677
Now hold on, I know my chicken is fingah lickin goodâ„¢, but no one has to die.
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I wish certain people would stop distracting me with certain videos of a certain series that's airing soon.
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>>3916677
Nietzsche was right...
God is dead, nothing matter anymore. I'm going to sink into a slow hedonism while I'm still breathing....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf6hoVF1j5I
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>>3916677
When life was at my fullest potential? Oh my prime? Those were the days.
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>>3916706
What the fuck was that
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>>3916686
W-Well, don't ask such silly questions. I wouldn't stop being friends with someone just out of jealousy.

>>3916692
>She nods.
She did. She didn't tell me much else other than that, though. He got.. B-Bullied a lot, right?
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>>3916706
That's right, this here fellow is banned from all KFC locations.
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>>3916677
Lambda-11. It is miserable seeing you like this.
>>3916706
These spiders will not leave me alone.
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>>3916706
>Reinhard would rather do coke than play fightan vidya
Kek.
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>>3916692
It is never a good thing to trust the naive Kaito. Do well to remember this.
>>3916677
>>3916694
It is just one less combatant to worry about. Surely even you find the situation funny.
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>>3916675
Indeed, the simple thought of a man being superior on everything is impossible...

>>3916677
>>3916690
What did you said about my haircut?
I'm not the one that looks like a toy soldier.

>>3916706
With a fairly chance of a 50/50?
Probably I will do it.
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>>3916706
Squirrel Girl, Grandpa, you're making my life less of a convenience than it already is.
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>>3916679
Are any of them dangerous?
I intend to continue my duties as a Knight, and I'm surveying for possible threats.
If you think of anyone that could pose a danger to the people here, it would help me a lot if you would let me know.

>>3916692
I must hold myself to my actions, regardless of mistakes I may make in doing them.
It's on my honor Kaito.

>>3916706
I need to find out what this substance is, and why it does what it does to these civilians.

>>3916731
What is a "fightan" vidya?
And this white stuff is "coke"?
Why would anyone "do coke"?
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>>3916725
Pondering the possibilities allows us to see how foolhardy such actions would be, preventing rash decisions in the future.
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>>3916706
>>3916677
>>3916730
This location has...unfortunate effects upon the mind.
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>>3916731
The vidya don't even have Hasselhoff
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>>3916675
I figured I'm going to have a good time here.

>>3916679
Now that's some impressive engineering.

Anyway since I'm eliminated already going to explore this strange place some more.
See everyone later and good luck!
>>
>>3916756
Typo in the Colonel Sanders event. Should be stop to pet a* cat.
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>>3916756
Moonsoon, you were the only one for me during dark time... Let's smoke some crack and listen to emo music.
(Watch Kaito, you fucker, as I cuck you )
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>>3916756
Another loss, staining my honor.
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>>3916751
There's a reason I constantly live in fear of being eaten alive.
>>3916756
Oh for the love o-
>>3916765
Of course, I know what I'm doing.
...Be seeing you.
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>>3916756
Hello? Is this the suicide prevention hotline, thanks I'll hold my call.
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>>3916756
Then you will just give up?
Whatever, It doesn't concern me.
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>>3916742
Of course I don't!
I don't even want to kill anybody. I wanna win with zero kills!

>>3916752
Well, I'd never do that. My friend Tsubaki was always jealous of my friend Noel, and.. Well, we had a thing happen with her. Even though we're friends again now and I forgive her, jealousy isn't ever a good thing.

>>3916748
O-Oh, sorry, you're right. I'll stop.
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>>3916765
If you believe so. Farewell, Rashid of the turbulent wind.
>>3916755
Indeed. I am failing to remember anything good.
>>3916756
The style of this is charming.
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>>3916781
I will fix it when I'm given time to. Thank you.
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>>3916745
I'm not a toy, I'm a Major!
>>3916756
Die of laughters seeing your haircut
>>3916823
Wait wait wait! I don't care.
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>>3916823
H-Hey! Guys?? What're you doin' with me? Guys? Is this a prank?
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>>3916814
We already had this discussion. Peace is the greatest lie Makoto.
>>3916823
I know for a fact two of us have... Not much luck for the Baron fellow.
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>>3916823
Concrete cold face cased in steel
Stark sharp glass-eyed crack and peel
Bright light scream beam brake and squeal
Red white green white neon wheel.
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>>3916803
Just let me know when any of the dangerous ones are around, and I'll be sure to protect you and anyone else who needs it.
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>>3916821
...The lack of such a "weight" upon one's mind?
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>>3916706
Ah well, we all make mistakes... Have a good day, sorry for the mix-up.
>>3916725
Yeah, though he'd never tell us anything, I don't know why and the fact the he wouldn't drove me crazy... But I suppose it's obvious to see why he was bullied, he's always been the smaller one of us..
>>3916742
Haha, then you're saying I shouldn't trust myself?
>>3916756
>>3916796
I think that's a little uncalled for...
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>>3916823
>>3916838
Yeah sure.... Just pretend like that never happened
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Someone needs to teach this anime girls that you can't just walk into this place and shoot up everyone. You need more tact.
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>>3916823
>>3916838
Damn, it's the wrong guy...
Hey, sorry about knocking you up with the gas.
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>>3916864
It actually matters for one person
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>>3916860
Perhaps not all your judgement. But you are a different story.
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>>3916841
But.. I'm not lying about wanting to be peaceful.
So that just shows that you're lying, butt head.

>>3916860
So..
>She looks away, awkwardly shuffling her feet and staring into her bowl of ice cream.
What, um.. What happened?

>>3916861
Well, if you say so. It was sort of fun getting dragged around like that.

>>3916870
Oh, um.. N-No problem?
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>>3916823
Can you even speak?
>>3916854
Yes. It may revert me to my original state.
>>3916864
The entire concept of it is ridiculous.
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>>3916852
That's why I have this thing.
>She taps her tank once more.
And Meira, when this thing's busted.
...Plus, I've only seen two or three that wouldn't have minded making a meal out of me. One said I probably wouldn't taste good, and the other one I managed to both intimidate and bore.
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Who's hungry for squirrel? I found one off by the side of the road, and I thought I would cook it up for everyone to eat.
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>>3916943
I was about...16 I guess. After reading Also Sprach Zarathoustra...
I wish I lived on a remote island....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mawTCv4BvGY
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>>3916943
I know! I'll climb this mountain and show everybody!
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>>3916927
Your tank is capable of protecting you from savage demons?
Truly amazing! But who is this "Meira"?
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>>3916893
Old sayings never accounted for young girls with nuts on the mind. Would you like for me to sugar coat it for you?
>>3916943
A pleasant thought, but it seems I must baby sit a Nui for the night.
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>>3916899
I can merely recommend you remain composed and even...disregard this current bout.
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>>3916956
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#furryproblems
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>>3916965
I like sugar.
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>>3916958
I specifically designed it with magic-disrupting properties. She's a samurai, you'll see her around here now and then.
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>>3916943
Nothing. That is all anything will ever be.
>>3916971
I will attempt this. If not for mine, then for your sake.
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>>3916982
I like turtles
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>>3916751
But if you do that you may end up thinking about them too much and make another mistake then from there it just snowballs...
>>3916864
I wouldn't be jealous, it's just a head...
>>3916887
Why is that? Haha, is it because I look up to you?
>>3916893
It was really just a normal day, I was a little late to class I saw something out of the corner of my eye, I thought it was nothing really but I was late anyway and decided it was okay to check what it was, when I got to the end of the hallway and opened the door to the room at the end... Ironically enough the music room... I saw him on the ground, his artificial skin all ripped up but that, that kind of stuff doesn't matter to us, can't really feel pain ya'know?... No, what got me was he was crying.
>>3916943
Haha, ah well, I can still watch I suppose.
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>>3916979
The conditions of the weather and my body will fail to take me down.
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>>3916979
So close... yet so far...
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>>3916943
Elapsam semel occasionem non ipse potest Iuppiter reprehendere.

I'm make sure you will pay for this.

>>3916979
And you finally achieved the same fate like everyone else.
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>>3916982
I could imagine, very well. Given 2 or more years and everyone will be living in harmony. With you and this "Noel" Person living together as a happy couple the rest of your lives.
>>3916979
Rest in peace little creature. Cruel be this world.
>>3917006
No, it's because you are rational and have common sense.
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Good job, Shaggy.
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>>3916988
Is she good?
It's been an extremely long while since I've had a good bout with another swordsmaster.

>>3917006
That accurately describes my existence pretty well, ehehe...
I suppose it's more mental than anything.
I know it's detrimental to dwell on the past, but I just can't help remembering all my mistakes.
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>>3917029
Goddamit
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>>3916992
As it were, I am...already out. Please prioritize your safety.
>>3916979
>>3917027
. . . .
>She sort of just stares down blankly at the wound
Elaborate?
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>>3917029
This is accurate.
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Good job, everyone.
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>>3917029
Shaggy being based as usual
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>>3917033
Of course she is. More than enough to deal with pretty much anything.
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>>3917029
I am already dead
>>3917062
Yes, yes it is.
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>>3917006
>She sits and listens patiently, quietly, to the story, a constant sympathetic frown painted across her face. A bit after you stop speaking, she turns to you hesitantly, peering at you out of the corner of her eye.
I'm sorry, Kaito.. What happened next?

>>3917028
R-Really? You really think that can happen? I'm so happy you changed your mind, Ainz. I know I can make people accept beastkin! I definitely can change how people view us, you just wait!
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Here's the new arena event I put in. Enjoy.
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>>3917062
I am beautiful. I matter. I am worthy. I deserve respect.
If you tell a lie long enough, it becomes true according to tumblr...
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>>3917105
Hitler said that.
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>>3917062
I'm gonna take that as a sign to sleep. Night everyone
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>>3917099
Fursecution again....
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>>3917053
I suppose this is you wishing me luck on this endeavor. I will try.
>>3917062
I do not care for either.
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>>3917084
>the lich pats the squirrels head
Yes, yes, I shall let you think as you desire, Makoto.
>>3917099
You were right to fear me earlier, demon.
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>>3917099
I like this one
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>>3917053
I don't have the time for explaining things like that, I should keep continuing on this pointless game.

>>3917062
It's useless.
Why you should bother about that incident? I don't even know that girl.

>>3917099
...Goddammit, Sigma.
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>>3917069
Fantastic!
If you see her around, could you possibly ask her if she's able to have a spar with me?
I need to keep my swordplay sharp, and it's a rare sight back home to see any users of the katana.
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>>3917111
No Goebells said that actually, but it was a joke about self-help tumblr posts
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>>3917099
I was unable to to complete my promise.
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Slowly but surely we are getting down to the last degenerates.
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>>3917127
>She happily accepts the headpats, smiling widely.
I still think you're a little bit mean, but we can work on that together.
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>>3917135
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>>3917163
You're a complete moron...
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>>3917028
I am a machine after all, I'm supposed to be like that... Most of the time.
>>3917033
I'm sure a good blow to the head would cure that.
>Kaito lightly taps your head.
Haha.. Did that help?
>>3917084
>His face remains unchanged and he keeps staring down at the bowl.
Well, it's always an unfair fight against one of us if you're human at least, one punch to the head from a fist made of metal and muscles that might as well be a trucks engine and you don't really have a hope, but lucky enough for them I suppose, I've always been like this so I decided against blows to the head... That's all I feel is important though, after that we were all withdrawn from school, the end..
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>>3917166
I am only as I am to protect my subjects. And because I am undead.
>>3917163
I find Nui and Link's event humorous
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>>3917127
Papa Booooones
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The first time I've seen an uneventful feast.

I'll get a new thread up after this slide. Hold your horses until then.
>>
Daily reminder to kys
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>>3917212
That is not my name, but yes?
>>3917217
That picture is very inaccurate.
>>3917201
And that is why I trust your judgement whether you have your naive moments or not.
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>>3917264
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>>3917201
>She remains silent, her eyes only widening a bit as she shudders slightly. After a long while of quiet, she sets her bowl down next to her and stands up, walking over to you and giving you a big hug.
I'm sorry, Kaito...

>>3917204
Huh? What's being undead got to do with anything, though?
You're still a person.
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>>3917134
She's probably back at our hideout right now.
>She shrugs briefly
I could ask her, but I doubt she'd take it up, for as sharp as she likes to keep herself. As it were she's contemplating teaching this magician how to properly work their way around a blade.

...And you realize it'd probably be a completely different way of fighting from what you're used to, right?
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>>3917279
>>3917279
>>3917279
>>3917279
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