/sug/ - Steven Universe General Pearl Fucked Up Edition Pr

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So what are the chances this is the start of Steven hooking Greg and Pearl up?

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>>3909530
Hopefully for her sake not at all.

She would die!!!!

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>>3909672
Only if she opts to grow a womb man.

Having sex with a Gem is totally safe, unless they decide otherwise.
Besides, it'd make them both happier people.

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>>3909874
you mean just greg, because pearl would only get worse i think.

>>3909672
>That image
I understood that reference.

Man, should I even bother with making a final, compiled Lion theory? I'm pretty sure every theory is known by now and I just wan to get all my evidence in one place pointed in a single direction

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>>3909918
Can she really be worse on the self-esteem front than she is right now?

It'd help her understand why Rose fought for humanity, choose to love someone (Rather than with Rose loving her because of the Master thing, after all I doubt she'd ever think of Greg as her Master, only her Equal at most) and very importantly
It'd be something in which she is equal to Rose, without exception loved and cared for as much as Rose was, that'd be fantastic for Pearl.

Plus Greg is probably the only person hurt as much by Rose leaving as Pearl was, in his own quiet way. They're both pretty lonely, fucked up people basically.

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PEARL IN A TUXEDO
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>>3910121
>They're both pretty lonely, fucked up people basically.

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Is it a fuck Pearl thread?

>>3910551
It's a "ignore and wait for a proper thread" thread.

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>>3910551
like fuck or "fuck"?

>>3910507
>Pearl storms off after a blazing argument with Amethyst
>Ends up living on the streets
>Greg lets her stay in the van if she helps him repair it (He breaks something off it to give her an excuse)
Could be adorable.

>>3910585
go jack off to child cartoons bruv. you Europeans are some sick ass people

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>>3910621
you mean depressing? maybe.

>>3910086

Evidence that lion is partially PD
>Lion's personal warp space has a huge pink diamond on the horizon
>Lion is a reference to the fictional Pink Panther (both the diamond and the cat. Panther is actually a blanket term for the genus that includes lions)
>Lion is also a reference to the Pink Star Diamond (his mane is the only pink star in the crystal gems)
>Lions are associated with royalty
>Lion himself is extremely powerful

Evidence that Lion is Greg's cat
>Greg's cat has been mentioned multiple times indicating it's a plot point
>the symbolism of Cookie Cat being replaced with Lion Lickers
>Sugar's cat is named Lion
>Lion is referred to as he, which the SJW crew wouldn't have done if Lion was entirely a female gem

Evidence that PD's shards could have merged with Greg's cat
>Pearl was taking inventory of her gem shards in Frybo, suggesting that they have been misplaced before
>Gem shards can bond with organic matter as seen in Together Breakfast (the spirit scroll was confirmed to have used gem shards as pigment)
>The Bird Monster in giant woman was implied to have assimilated gem shards by eating them (hence why they were in it's belly and why it ate steven and the geode beetle)
>Cats eat stuff they shouldn't all the time
>it would explain how Lion just popped into existence so suddenly

Evidence that Lion couldn't have been created by Rose any other way
>Lion has powers Rose didn't
>Lion can't have been a plant since he's clearly not plant-like
>Lion couldn't have been a modified animal since that would have required rose to cry on cat sperm or period which is really nsfw

So what are the chances we'll see some other Pearl come up against the Crystal Gems?

Watching Blue Pearl go full 'YOU RACE TRAITOR' on Pearl and giving insight into how Pearls see themselves in the Homeworld Hierarchy could be very interesting.

>>3910708
As if it'd be for long.
It'd most likely last until they started cuddle-fucking like monkeys and Pearl got it all out of her system.

Just wondering, is there a list of the upcoming episode titles?

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I want Lapis to hit Jasper with the boat.

>>3911844
Steven Floats
Drop Beat Dad
Mr. Greg
Too Short to Ride
The New Lars
BeachCity Drift

>lion is not plant like
>when steven goes into lion's mane, the mane becomes a field of grass

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>>3912538
disgusting

>SU episode
>guest written by matt stone and trey parker

what happens ?

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>>3912538
Damn dirty rebels

>>3912667
a bunch of jew jokes and white people culture

Wrong thread the one or two guys that aren't just the same guy bumping his shit.

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>>3912622
>>3912622

>>3912769
hidden. reported.

this thread has the most posters im posting here

>>3912817
No, it's dead.

fucking shit thread desu, making a new one for my bros

What time is Steven floats hitting?

>>3912830
>t autist hell bent on slowing sug down to a halt

>>3912847
7 est like always along with drop beat dad fucking retard

>>3912847
the 18th!!!!

>>3912855
This thread has been dead mate.
It's just been two guys bumping it occasional.

>>3912847
You can find it online now, it aired in France on April 21.

>>3912888
talk about steven universe or fuck off stop derailing every thread with this shit.

Name your favorite ship

>>3912932
This thread is dead and the proper one is over here.
>>3912622
>>3912622
>>3912622

Let this one fall into page 11 oblivion like it should have 10 hours ago.

trow me some requests, I'll try to draw at least one

>>3913010
Jaspearl done as canonically as possible

Inb4 that means not at all

>>3913010
Sapphire and Lapis.

>>3912986
stop making drama

>>3913010
pearl sitting holding a picture of rose

>>3913010
Post it in this thread >>3912622
It's gonna be more active in a few minutes anyway.

>still posting in this thread
what the fuck.........

>>3913066
i don't care, there's more people here right now

>>3913066
dude you are derailing both threads with this shit just kill yourself. we dont care what the op looks like

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>>3913125
Not really derailing the other thread, that's what the two fags falseflagging as some users in the discord are trying to achieve but are failing horribly.
>>3912622
>>3912622

>>3913163
dude fuck off im not responding to you past this post. you are an idiot and you will kill sug with this stupid fucking shit.

get fucked you nerd asshole.

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Who here does /not/ want to kill themselves?

Why the fuck is this shit thread still up

>>3913212
>Ironically sayin i'm the one gonna kill /sug/ when you are the one who made 6 /sug/ threads to keep shitty links no one needed.

Literally the most heartiest kek i've had.

>>3913251
it might be me if all this drama doesnt piss off

>>3912622
>>3912622
>>3912622
fall in to this thread everyone

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cant wait for this shit to be over.

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>>3911844
Here you go.
>>3913251
I am /notsuicidal/. Feeling pretty good.

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Let's have some discussion.

Any predictions for the upcoming Amethyst/Quartz focused arc?
These future episodes suggest that we are getting a plot arc based on Earth-made Gems, the Beta Kindergarten and the Earth Colony all together.
>Gem Hunt
>Crack the Whip
>Steven vs. Amethyst
>Beta
>Earthlings
>Back to the Moon
>Bubbled
>Kindergarten Kid
>Gem Harvest
Amethyst's betrayal? Defection? Journey of Self-Discovery?
A whole new character? A Beta Kindergarten Quartz? More Homeworld gems? Jasper?
Any theories?

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Best gemfu

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>>3913693
Kiss this gem!!!!

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>>3913749
She's so cute! Peridot a cute! Cute!

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>>3913790
but lets not forget who bets gem is.

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>>3913810
I never would!

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>>3913828
uhhhhh explain this

>>3913913
Ronaldo is a xenophile.

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>>3913944
this is why the best gem is lapis

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>>3913037
here. sorry for the wait, I'm kinda out of practice

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>>3912319
you literal fucks can't keep it down to save your life

>>3914293
hey wow!

thanks drawfriend!!!!!

i dig the extra mile you went in the perspective work!!!!

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>yfw corrupted jasper is a semen demon

>>3914357
indexer i'm sorry but this ones a matter of taste.

also i'm in love with you and cant get you out of my head

So what is /sug/'s opinion of the 20 episode nuke coming?

>>3915125
it will bring a new dawn of fanfictions

>>3915125
It alright

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>peridot: holy smokes
>amethyst: holy smokes
>leaked promo title/episode: smoky quartz
>promos show incoming amethyst/peridot episode

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Gem reactions to something shocking:

>Amy: Aw jeez...
>Garnet: That's janked.
>Pearl: Oh my!
>Steven: BawhH!
>Peridot: Oh my stars-
>Lapis: Huh.
>Jasper: WHAT THE FUCK

good thread

>>3915938
Pearls is
I CANT BELIEVE MY FLIPPING EYES

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>>3916337
pearl is perfect.

>>3915938
Fix Jasper's, make it realistic

>>3916741
post more cute pearl

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>>3917035

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>>3917035
que?

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>>3917035
BEST

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>>3917035
GEM

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>>3917035
THE BEST

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cutest gem, please be nice to her!

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Is Jasper the worst gem?

>>3917275
no lapis is you silly

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>>3917275
she deserved that hole

>>3917452
I had a bizarre journey in my time in /sug/

I did not like Lapis, then I grew to hate Lapis, then I begun to abhor the water witch.

Then I put myself in her shoes. Simple as that. From there I developed empathy, but she's still fucking crazy...but I understand why. I have started to like Lapis.

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>>3918087

nice collection jaek_5 woskis and loki

good to know you have such folders on hand and enjoy those three day bans ahahahahhahahahhha how mad do you have to be to dump your pedo pron folder guys?

just why?

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>>3918106
well, some people are very upset is the thing.

and don't you worry your little head because all that bad stuff will be deleted and the user banned for three days ahahahahahahah like loki or woskis or LPF here: >>3918129

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>>3918139
ahahahhahhahha hey bump it up!!!!

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>>3918149
>>3918171

>>3918154
>>3918205

hey do you think an actual 8 year old would know how to do any of that or would you have to like...teach her that stuff?

ask yourself that you dont have to actually answer because i might be horrified at the honesty

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>>3917275
for writing
not really
she admitted she respected roses's fighting tactics, which shows a lot of respect.
its the little things
>>3917452
lapis is shit because the writers decided to make her standard emo kid
she could have been great

>>3918295
ahahahahahahhahhahhahh hey look at it this way at least i wont have to worry about you camping the threads making shitty op's for three days keep on a going!

>>3918226
when i was 8 i already knew how to jackhammer a bitch

take from that what you will

>>3918252
Can't blame her, since she's stuck with the biggest dweeb crew to ever dork

the best part is that you can tell these are the ones they jack off too because of the quality, these pics are coming from their sick fap folders that they keep on their computers ahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

>>3915938
>Jasper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo

>>3918351
i'm just wondering if they actually thought posting 20 child sex cartoon pics was supposed to somehow do something other than get themselves banned. i mean common sense is seemingly lost on some people.

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>>3909530
>>3909672
>>3909874
>>3909918
>>3910121
>>3910507
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>>3910766

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>>3919130
i would never imply such a thing

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING DEAD AS WELL.

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>>3919429

I came here because I was having fun watching the simulator but then child hentai happened for no reason and I'm not sure what to do.

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>>3919566
Scream indefinitely into the void

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>>3918398
just call it loli