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I'M THE HERO~!

>>3900900 (Poharan)
Hm? Ah, I just carry this around for protection. Like how you have a Gatling Gun! It's not really all that special!
>>3900908 (Taco Lady)
Tacos...?
...OH SHIT, IT'S TACO TUESDAY TODAY! WHERE'S ALL THE TACOS?
>>3900915 (Ibuki)
Huh? But he made it himself! Are you implying you did it?

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>>3900885 (Wizard lady)
I think I understand most of it. Sorry, but magic is far from one of my very few strong points. I didn't have many opportunities to study it while I was trying, you know, not to die.
>>3900900 (Black and white girl)
Your gramps must be a really cool and respectable adult then. Make sure to tell him that when you meet him again.
>>3900904 (Guy)
Jokes are not my thing, especially if they're as bad as you described them. I would rather not die because of horrible comedy.
>>3900905 (Creep)
Kid, you're starting to creep me out and that's an accomplisment on it's own.
>>3900915 (Girl who keeps calling me an idiot)
If I say that I'm not stupid will you stop calling me a Baka? It worked with the king and knight titles.

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>>3900928
...Are you calling me old Kaito?

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>>3900936
Ibuki is implying that Prussia-chan stole this from other Prussians!

>>3900941
Ibuki needs to see proof that Wanderer-chan isn't stupid.

>>3900928
You mean to tell Ibuki that Kaito-chan was born to play music!?
OOOOOOH, THAT MAKES IBUKI REALLY HAPPY!
Ibuki can't believe the earth has gotten this advanced!

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>>3900956
But he IS a Prussian! He is the personification of Prussia, meaning he made the music himself!

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>>3900908
...
Are you unable to obtain those any other day?
>>3900917
I suppose. One of the key facotrs is that our bloodypes is listed as unknown and mysterious. And that we are able to do this.
*begins to revolve her head*
>>3900928
Once she makes a decision, it is final.
>>3900927
Of course. It is nice speaking with you, Elly. Maybe I will come back earlier this time.

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>>3900941
>She shrugs briefly
I mostly work on instinct, myself, I only started gettin' a more "formal" knowledge of magic this year, myself. Basically some crystals're made of stronger stuff than others, y'know?

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>>3900956
How about the fact that I don't run around calling others idiots? That must be enough for that.

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>>3900941
You're easy to scare, huh?

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>>3900966
I don't mind, miss. Leaving, then?

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>>3900947
N-not at all! I'm only saying all bones in my experience are fairly easy to break is all..
>>3900956
I'm not all that famous, but you might have heard of Miku before, she's my little sister and the face of our family!
>>3900966
Then why try the heart knowing that..?

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>>3900936
Ah, that makes sense. So are you a gunner then?
>>3900927
Ah no, you are a magician?
>>3900917
>she opens her eyes again now staring at you
Allright, so i'm sure you don't want to hurt me, uhm Ainz Ool Ge-
Ap-apologies! Your name is just too long and hard!
>>3900941
Well, you are right about that. He allways so calm when i get too chidlish around him. Allright i will tell to him, i would be happy to see you two meet.

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>>3900967
So you just pull things out of the ground using your magic?
>>3900976
Being creeped out and scared are not the same thing, missy. If I was scared we wouldn't have this conversation anymore, well probably you wouldn't have any kind of conversation after that.
>>3900987
No thanks. I don't want to look too old, so I have to hang out around here with you kids. Even if it makes look like an idiot.

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>>3900964
Ibuki can't believe America-chan thinks he can get away with fooling Ibuki! If America-chan wants Ibuki to believe this, than Ibuki is gonna have to speak to Prussia-chan directly!

>>3900970
That's the first sign that you're stupid!

>>3900981
Ibuki has heard of Miku-chan, but Ibuki doesn't really like her singing. It sounds too robotic for Ibuki to like it.

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>>3900915
Yeah it is, lady with cool hair!

>>3900936
Yeah! where is it!?

>>3900966
Yeah, but usually they serve them for free sometimes at places at Tuesday, so I sneak in them so I can get the tacos.

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>>3900987
Ah, no. I just carry it around just in case someone wants to attack me! It's nothing special, really!
>>3900998
Well, give me a few minutes! I'll go find him, and he'll show you he made it himself!

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>>3900996
Why not? Would you really kill me?

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>>3900966
>the lich scratches his head
That doesn't seem too normal. Perhaps for a doppelganger
>>3900981
Mine are far more strong than you can imagine Kaito.
>>3900987
You may call me Lord Ainz, and yes. I shall not harm you, I have no gain for doing as such right now human.

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>>3901004
I HAVE NO CLUE, THAT'S WHY I WAS ASKING YOU!
...Ah well, burgers are better anyway...

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>>3900996
Nah, it's more that I make 'em. I just like 'ta do that.
>She holds her free hand out palm-up and a smaller one just appears in her hand
Though, I do have a little bit'a geomancy otherwise, though.

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>>3901004
Ibuki may have cool hair, but so does Tuesday-chan! Ibuki likes that highlights and the natural blueness!

>>3901005
Ibuki will wait and think of an argument awhile!

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>>3900977
Yes. It is time that I begin resting. Good night.
>>3900981
I was being a fool for thinking that it could work. Enjoy your creator, Kaito.
>>3901004
That makes sense. Thank you for opening my eyes.
>>3901009
We are unnatural creatures, Lord Ainz. Another time then.

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>>3900987
Not really, but most youkai do have some sort of innate control over such things.
>>3901022
>She offers a curtsy
But of course, miss. Farewell.

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>>3900998
I think I lost you there, missy. Why exactly is that a proof of my stupidity?
>>3901006
Not really. Killing kids like you isn't something I'm into, so the only thing I could do to you is to lock you up in a wardrobe or something like that.
>>3901017
So you can make those anywhere? Why won't you just make one in your opponent's brain and kill them instantly? It sounds like an easy way to go about things.

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>>3901022
Farewell Valentine and take care.

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>>3900998
H-hey... We've gotten upgrades and updates to fix that...
>>3901009
Stronger than steel? Stronger than diamonds? Stronger than the man of steel?
>>3901022
I-I... H-hey you could still try the plan and see of it works out... A-and he's not really my creator..

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>>3901025
Wardrobe!? No!!

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>>3901014
The fuck you say homo?

>>3901021
Tuesday-chan? wow she sounds cool, who is she?

>>3901022
Yes, now you know the secret of getting free food! well there's also the acting stupid for free stuff too.

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>>3901021
Hold on! Here he comes!
>"Kesesese~! Did somebody call for ze awesome me?"

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>Breaks a fuckton of wooden boards

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>>3901022
O-oh you're going to bed? Goodnight Rammy..

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>>3901030
I can use a trashcan for that too, if that's what you prefer.

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>>3901035
>

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>>3901035
>>3901039
>claps

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>>3901032
I said that burgers were on the same level, if not just a bit better than tacos. Why?
>>3901035
>Applauds

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>>3901038
That's even worse!!

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>>3901025
If Wanderer-chan and everybody here aren't going to point out the stupid people, then that by default means you're just as stupid as they are!

>>3901028
No matter how many upgrades Kaito-chan and Miku-chan have they will never sound as authentic as real people!

>>3901032
She's you!

>>3901033
Prussia-chan, Ibuki wants to know if America-chan is always this stupid?

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>>3901035
>>3901039
Such a waste. I'm sure they could've built a fancy new house out of those.

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>>3901009
Why would i call you Lord?
>>3900996
It isn't look like an idiot, don't worry about it, and as i said your voice tells the opposite.
>>3901005
Why would anyone want to attack a nice person like you?
>>3901024
Wait a second! You are a Youkai?

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>>3901039
>>3901035
>clap clap clap
Simply amazing!

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>>3901041
>>3901042
>>3901045
That's why the Tae Kwon Do club is the superior club.

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>>3901042
>shakes her head in disappointment

>>3901044
Oh! I'm Sonata,thank you for the kind words!

>>3901051
Yeah, it has club in it's name.

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>>3901054
happy hatchday

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>>3901028
I have crushed a human girl's spine with nothing but one hand. So that strong at least.
>>3901047
The title is up to you. It's just my advice in case Narberal or one of my other followers show up.

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>>3901025
I can only really pull it off within a sorta short distance, and living material's sorta a no-go for makin' that....'Sides I try an' go for nonfatal options first an' foremost.

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>>3901043
Why? Maybe you can find some rats or a stray cat there to keep you company!
>>3901044
Sorry that I don't have a death wish! I don't want to die just because I find others stupid.
>>3901047
Yes, but my all around looks make me look like a war veteran, because I'm kinda one.
>>3901051
Because you're against structures made out of wood?

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>>3901047
Yes, miss, I am. Why?

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>>3901052
Of course it does. It's no Association or League or group. It's a club, a school club. The one I'm the Captain of.

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>>3901062
Ewwww! NO!

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>>3901044
... Why would we want to? People are cruel.
>>3901051
The superior club is swimming!
>>3901056
Ugh... L-lord Ainz that's really grotesque... I wish I hadn't heard that..

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>>3901044
>Ja, frau. He's not exactly the brightest of people, but he IS zhe one of zhe awesomest people I've ever seen!
>>3901047
Gun control is a huge issue in our country, to say the least. I just want to feel safe, you know?
>>3901052
W-What are you giving me that look for? I just think tacos don't compare to burgers!
>>3901051
Sure, whatever you say...

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>>3901062
>Breaks more wood

I get to them before they grow up to be houses.

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>>3901064
What cute captain you are, say what's the benefit of the school? how's security? I wouldn't want to get hurt during it.

>>3901070
>turns away from the poor sad man.

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>>3901067
Swimming is for fishes!

>>3901070
What club did you join? The fashion drama photography club? Haha! I laugh at your face!

Haha!

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>>3901052
Sonatatatata-chan is also very pretty! How can Ibuki become as pretty as Sonatatatata-chan without spending more than ten dollars?

>>3901062
Wanderer-chan won't die! He has big muscles and a scary helmet on his face. He'll do just fine when fighting these fodder characters!

>>3901067
People aren't all that cruel! Ibuki-chan likes to think she's a really nice person, just like all the other rockers out there!

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>>3901067
You are lucky I didn't go into details. Though I have seen her lurking around here strangely enough...

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>>3901079
you look for the richest looking guy, act dumb and slightly adorable to him, and then ask for money.

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>>3901057
Not going for the killing blow at the first strike is a rookie mistake, missy. You should keep that in mind, if you want to keep other things like your head around.
>>3901065
I thought that would make it sound better. Kids usually like cats and little animals.
>>3901071
How can you be so cruel? It's like murdering baby seals. Just simply too cruel. At least let me take their bodies, so I can use them as firewood.
>>3901079
Just because I look intimidating, that won't change anything about me not being in the league of most of these guys.

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>>3901075
C-C'mon, dude! Don't give me that look!
>>3901078
No! I think the music club is the best club!

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>>3901056
Me and my crew lawless, we won't call anyone a "lord".
>her face shows no fear anymore.
>>3901063
>closely stares into your eyes
Nah i can't believe it. You would be a man-eating monster?
>she then pets your head
>>3901062
Ah, you have many stories then?

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>>3901075
If you're a cute boy, we'll let you in and go easy on you.

I'm from Wilds High. An all female school recently opened to male students, but there aren't a lot of those. The school is inhabited by the strongest martial arts masters in this side of the peninsula!

>>3901091
What if we need to train mice in our cruel wood murdering techniques?

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>>3901091
Yes, cats!
But no rats...

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>>3901097
Excellent, comppse songs for our entrances in the tournaments, portaying our greatness and imminent victory.

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>>3901078
At least every one can remember the name and it's more useful in this day in age than whatever it is you do...
>>3901079
You've been bullied before right? Gotten into a fight even?
>>3901083
I don't think anyone dies forever here...

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>>3901098
>She flinches as you reach to do that, before sighing
Please don't touch me, miss...and not all of us do that.

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>>3901097
>ignores the man

>>3901102
Say, how open are you to transsexuals? how's the food?

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>>3901090
Ibuki can definitely do that, but acting dumb might be hard. Ibuki may not look like it, but she's one of the smartest people around!

>>3901070
How much did America-chan pay you to say that?

>>3901091
Self-doubt is all in your head, Wanderer-chan.
Also, can Ibuki have your money is she acts cute and dumb enough?

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>>3901091
I've been at this a coupla years, now, and I'm more'n capable'a destruction on an uncomfortably large scale, but I pacify threats, not eliminate.

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>>3901111
This ancient and traditional way of fighting is a staple activity in Korean culture. It's common knowledge and it isn't disappearing any time soon, get used to it!

>>3901125
A what?!

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>>3901098
>The lich taps his finger on his staff
My, someone sure got brave fast, I could still kll you if I desire....Haha, it doesn't really matter to me what you call me. Ainz would be preferred however.
>>3901111
Oh it wasn't here. I squeezed her organs out slowly in my world.

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>>3901102
Why would you need mice for? Are you by accident a real cat person?
>>3901104
Sorry, I didn't know you kids were this picky with what kind of cute animal you get to play around with. I mean, you could call it Rat-tan all day and it wouldn't mind, if you don't mind the occasional bites.
>>3901126
No. You can't have my money, because not even I have it. My boss isn't around here, so I get no payment for being a servant right now.
>>3901130
Well, it's going to be your problem if one day you meet someone who thinks the same way I do and they're close to your level.

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>>3901111
Ibuki doesn't get into fights with people. She's really good at defusing situations before the escalate!

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>>3901108
Already got you covered! Prussia made this the other day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI-vQUOEha8
>>3901125
...Well, I guess tacos aren't TOO bad. Not as good as burgers, but just a great as milkshakes!
>>3901126
>Nothink, frau. I genuinely zhink he's an awesome guy, and zhat's saying something comink from me!

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>>3901140
Thing about encasin' someone in crystal...they tend not 'ta be able 'ta do anythin' for at least a little while. And I'm th'only person I've met that even's capable'a that.

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>>3901126
What are you saying, you look hella smart!

>>3901131
Sorry slip of my tongue, how open are you to A...
>looks at her own palm to read something
Am-e-ricans?

>>3901147
>whistles as she can't hear sad and stupid people.

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Goodnight HG! Ibuki's going to go back stage and take a little nap!

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>>3901140
That's a stupid name for a rat... And rats aren't cute.

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>>3901156
...Aiyaa, fine! Tacos are better than burgers! Now stop giving me that look!

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>>3901163
Oh hello sir~

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>>3901161
Later, lady.

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>>3901131
So you're saying you use it everyday? Or do you just practice it? Because if you actually use it to fight people on the street...
>>3901135
Lord Ainz please... you're giving me imagery I don't want..
>>3901146
I'm sorry to end this so short, but I'm going to go back to the lab now...

>Goodnight everyone, I hope you all had a good 4th.

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>>3901161
G'night, Ibuki!
>>3901171
>He pinches the bridge of his nose.
You REALLY like tacos, huh?
>>3901173
G'night, dude!

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>>3901161
Bye Ibuki!

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>>3901152
That sounds good and all, but I'm not sure if you ever met a whale that can eat you out of existence or things on that level.
>>3901161
Hopefully you won't run around calling others idiots when you return. Rest well, missy.
>>3901162
Well if you can call a ragged knight using -tan, I'm sure that rat deserves the same too.

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>>3901179
It's the best food!

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>>3901173
>The lich pats your shoulder
Come now Kaito... She had what was coming to her.

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>>3901182
No, the rat isn't cute. Gotta go, bye!

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>>3901187
Not as much as burgers, but hey! Freedom of speech, amirite? Anyway, my name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America!

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>>3901140
These ears? I'm a tiger.

>>3901156
Americans are fine! But my english isn't that great. I'm actually speaking Korean right now.

>>3901173
Once or twice a week we get challenged or run into stereotypical street thugs. We make use of them then. But they always come back for more for some reason.

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>>3901182
I don't exactly travel 'ta Water-aligned lands, and I dealt with a sea monster near here with their smallest claws bigger'n'me without even usin' my stronger spells.

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>>3901195
...

>>3901197
Yeah sure, american, that's what I am, Korean you say, sounds nice! what is it?

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>>3901122
Aww.
>she pulls back her hand
So you are paranoid as well, what happened to you guys?
>>3901135
E-eek..Allright, Ainz.
>gulps
So how did you end up here anyway?
>>3901070
I understand. Don't worry, this place looks safe, as i see. Only that skeleton.
>Capthcaaaaaa

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>>3901194
Take care, kid. Try to keep the -tan honorific for the cute people.
>>3901197
So you're a tiger person or just one of those fanatics from back home, who dress up as one.
>>3901201
No, that was a land whale. I mean a whale that travels on land. That was a weird world, even compared to this one.

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>>3901213
Hm? I just don't like being touched. It's uncomfortable, beyond a certain trusted few.
...Well, and a little demeaning. If I may, miss, what do you mean?

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>>3901209
...I didn't say that tacos were bad, did I? I just said that both are great foods.
>>3901213
Yeah, it's just that I'm a bit afraid when people talk behind my back, you know? Like that knight guy that said to a different guy that hated my jokes to go strangle me if he hates me that much.

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>>3901213
>The lich lets out a small chuckle and sits back in his seat
I came here to conquer, spread my name, and possibly find some old friends. What brings someone such as you here?

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>>3901209
Korean is a language! I'm speaking it now! You don't want to hear my english.

>>3901214
I just put on my tiger ears! I think it's cute. No, everyone thinks it's cute!

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>>3901147
Prussia? Where the heck is that?

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>>3901214
Well. That's a new'un. I've dealt with giant, metal-plated bugs, though. Thing musta been four times th'size of those evergreens, and that's just in height.

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>>3901238
Germany. Well, East Germany, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't exist as a country now... Anyway, do ya like the song?

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>>3901231
Of course it's cute, when little girls do it, but you look a little too old for this kind of stuff, missy.
>>3901243
Sometimes I'm happy I don't have to deal with this kind of stuff. You see, I'm not some super soldier or wizard like you. I'm just a good old wanderer.

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>>3901229
It seems some people can't see the truth, oh well we can still be good friends.

>>3901231
Oh that's nice, say you know any good place to get food here?

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>>3901254
Great! What's your name, dude?

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>>3901260
I'm not dude, I'm Sonata.

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>>3901224
Well, you can missunderstand "touch" but allways when my Grandps cared for me i needed his "presence" closeby, a hug or something you know?
Well, you are the second one who said this. I tought something bad happened while you were much younger, you know right?
>>3901230
Well i just came here by ship, to have an adventure, but i didn't find any villages to plunder. Now that i say this. You want to conquer a land with no citizens?

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>>3901265
That was Sonata good joke... It's nice to meet you, Sonata!

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>>3901252
Who the heck are you calling little? Don't call anything little if you're not sure you can beat them in a kicking contest.

>>3901254
I can cook.

>>3901246
They're going to think they sent out the wrong team...

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>>3901270
With all the noise coming from here it was safe to assume there was one. It is a simple oversight. And you sound like a pirate, yet you are afraid of a lich?
>the lich bends down and pinches the girl's cheek
A wise move, but very unpirate like.

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>>3901252
Someone's gotta do it. I'm nomadic, myself. Me and the other Charmers wander 'round, taming and pacifying any scary aggressive monsters that're causin' trouble.

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>>3901276
W-What? But-- Oh, with all the vocals and all... Well, there's this song if ya want it. I think it's pretty good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prIYoxeuiww

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>>3901270
Physical contact is typically considered touching...and when I was...much younger? Perhaps, but if it's so it's simply been so long I've forgotten, miss.

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>>3901293
Get that out of my face! Music Club my cute little ass!

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>>3901274
It's nice to meet you too Alfy.

>>3901276
>hugs
Feed me!

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>>3901276
Don't worry miss! I'd never make a mistake like calling you little or cute! Don't worry about it!
>>3901292
Pacifying them? Well, I do almost the same. I go around and kill anything that would also kill me. Survival of the fittest always works.

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>>3901307
Hey, hey! Not so fast! You have to appreciate the cute little shapes I made with the rice and sides. You're not allergic to anything, are you? I run a cooking show with my mother, are you ready for television levels of food?

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>>3901306
Wow, it's a tough crowd... Eh. There's always next time!
>>3901307
The pleasure is mine, dude. I'm gonna head off to bed now!

G'night, guys!

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>>3901288
You know, where i came from, it's a very rare situation to see a skeleton, without robes.
But when it appears with robes, it usually a very bad sign for our people.
...and yes i am a pirate. That's why i said we are lawless.
>>3901301
Y-you don't remember? May i ask your age Elly?

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>>3901325
>
I'm afraid I wouldn't remember that, either.

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>>3901310
I can see you looking at me with your big fat sarcastic eyes! I hope they run out of oxygen up there because you're breathing it all up with your big fat sarcastic lungs!

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>>3901325
I suppose that is fair, should I add your land to the list? Are they a powerful sort? Are YOU a powerful one?

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>>3901322
Are you homeless or something? Steal a flag to drape your cold wet smelly hobo body?

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>>3901322
Seeya 'round.
>>3901310
I'm gettin' th' feeling you don't seek it out, though.

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>>3901320
Nope, I can put practically anything in my mouth and throat.

>>3901322
Good bye Alfy!

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>>3901337
Don't worry about my fat lungs using up too much of the oxygen around here, I'm about ot leave anyway, so I can spread that sacrasm somewhere else. Farewell, tiger person.

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>>3901325
She's old as dirt, my child

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>>3901350
As long as you know how ti appreciate good food. I hope you haven't bleached your tastebuds to death eating whatever you eat where you live. You'd be missing out.

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>>3901351
Hey thanks! Move your butt so we can see the sun again!

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>>3901359
This'll be the best thing I've eaten right?

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>>3901367
>Glares

Of course.

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>>3901369
Lovely.

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>>3901375
Say ahh~

>insert angry adachi post here

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>>3901385
Ahh~

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>>3901335
O-oh. So why would you call me miss then? You probably far more experienced then me.
Habbit?
>>3901341
T-to the list? P-powerful? H-hey! I am powerful!!
>>3901353
Really? She looks very young.

>>3901385
Ahn~

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>>3901386
>Shakes head internally

>>3901391
>>3901394
>shoves dick in mouth

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>>3901391
>Slips one in your mouth
>Notices how deep your throat is
>Says nothing

>>3901394
Whoa, whoa whoa! Who the HECK are you?

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>>3901392
Yes the list. I must spread my name after all. And I am sure you are, that is why I asked.
>the lich gets up from his seat and pats the child on the head
You will have to show your strength and worth another night. For I have things to attend to, farewell.
>The lich walks off

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>>3901392
I stopped counting a long time ago.... Habit, and the sake of politeness. Many older and stronger youkai do greatly favor politeness.
>>3901402
Farewell, sir.

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>>3901402
Hey, where's your brother, Sukh?

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>>3901400
>>3901401
>Bites on it and swallows it whole

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>>3901410

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>>3901392
Well yeah, she isn't human. She doesn't age like one

>>3901410
>cums

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>>3901409
Sukh? I am Lord Ainz Ooal Gown. You must have me mistaken for someone else human. Goodnight.
>>3901404
Farewell Elly.
>if Narberal shows up mind giving this to her? http://imgur.com/a/BmIyL

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>>3901420
>>3901410
My food!

>>3901424
You know, Lich and Sukh.

But whatever, sleep it off!

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>>3901415
>hugs hard
That was delicious! be my wife forever!

>>3901420
Strange, the frosting taste weird.

>>3901431
Tastes a bit salty, doesn't it?

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>>3901431
I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THAT OTHER GUY!

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>>3901402
G-good bye Ainz. Geez.
>>3901417
I see that now.
>>3901404
Well, i rarely met any polite people.

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>>3901424
>I'll see what I can do but I don't remember who all they do
>>3901447
Such a shame, but at least the people around here aren't outright "crude".

>>3901453
They only do Narberal. They are new.

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>>3901440
Yeah it does, did you help her make the food? it was delicious!

>>3901445
NO I'M LOOKING FOR FOOD AND YOU MAKE GOOD ONES!

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>>3901453
Well living on a ship with crude man everyone. It's more confortable for me than this, but this feels good too.

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>>3901460
Frosting?! Are you kidding me?! Who said you can eat my food with "frosting"?!

I'm sorry, but I need to take a walk!

>Stumbles out of theead clutching her head
>Ears askew

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>>3901456
>Good to know.
>>3901471
This place is no Mugenkan, or even the Garden of the Sun, but the company here is generally fantastic.

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>>3901472
Hmm... I don't get it, what's wrong with the frosting? it's not like she didn't taste stuff like it.

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>>3901453
>people here
>not crude

Wat

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>>3901472
...Farewell, miss.
>>3901482
By no means is the majority so disrespectful.

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>>3901475
Yes huh. You enjoy my company then hm?

>>3901490
WAKE ME UP

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>>3901499
Well, it was more of a general statement, miss, but you hardly seem, ah, mean.

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Do you guys need a host?

>>3901490
GOLEM GET YE GONE!

>>3901510
Always do Jack

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>>3901510
It certainly seems so.

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>>3901519
Alright then
First 24

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>>3901510
Sure we do, cutie.

>>3901526
Sonata Dusk

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>>3901526
Anchorage

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>>3901526
Resting Lord Ainz

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>>3901526
Aniki

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>>3901526
Heiwaijima Shizuo

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>>3901510
>hugs you from behind
Yes please!
>>3901508
Am i mean?
>>3901526
Poharan

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>>3901526
Sanae Kochiya

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>>3901526
Major Ocelot

Hello everyone

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>>3901526
Death Knight

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>>3901526
THE CRIMSON DEMON

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>>3901526
Elly

>>3901545
"Hardly" means "doesn't", typically.

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>>3901526
Reinhardt

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>>3901526
Some damn good anime

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>>3901526
Guts

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>>3901526
Jack The Ripper

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>>3901526
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen

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>>3901526
LFs MCAT score

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>>3901526
Meira

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>>3901547
'ey granpds
>laughs
>>3901559
Aw okay.
>>3901556
'ello Crimi~

>>3901535
Doot doot!

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>>3901526
Corpse Collector

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>>3901570
Stop it, it's not funny

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>>3901570
And by any means, I don't intend to cause offense.

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>>3901571
oodT! oodT

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>>3901570

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>>3901526
Saambell the Summoner

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>>3901526
Bone Vulture

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>>3901526
Kevin Owens

>>3901547
Morning, cocksucker.

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>>3901595
Hey dude, what's going on?

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Still need two more

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>>3901610
Mettaur.EXE

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>>3901610
BALLARMS

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>>3901610
dat goi

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>>3901578
To be honest it's an offense for me if i called mean.
>smiles
>>3901577
Allright.
>>3901580
You don't if i call you like that?

>>3901600
Still tired cause I spend two hours yesterday baking about 50 pancakes for 10 people. You?

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>>3901624
It's not alright, you still need to apologize

>>3901624
>>3901578
>fuck i misswrite it
>It is NOT an offense if i called mean.
>poharan

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Check for mistakes

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>>3901628
That's a lot of pancakes. For my part, haven't really slept because of the heat
>>3901636
Great, I'm with the liar

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>>3901624
>>3901630
>Whoops.
Not one to be offended so easily, miss?
>>3901636
Ready, sir.

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>>3901638
oh boy, you're as cheerfull as ever

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>>3901651
Don't talk to me during the flight, liar

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BLOODBATH

Damn you, Aniki. Damn you

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>>3901656
fine, that won't be a problem

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>>3901629
>dat picture lmao
Allright allright i'm sorry! Did you tell your name uh sir?
>>3901643
I just shrug it off. I try to do as my grandpa does, stay calm even when we burn a village.

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>>3901666
That's Major Ocelot to you, and don't you forget it!

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>>3901666
Why would you want to do THAT?

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DAY 1

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>>3901673
It was probably a squirrel or something

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>>3901657
Here we go!

>>3901673
Now it's my turn on the fence.

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>>3901673
Do you think it's funny?! I'm leaving.

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F

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>>3901673
>>3901683
Then run like the coward you are, fool! None can beat the Samurai of Darkness in a ballfight!

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>>3901697
We were in the same team you idiot!

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>>3901624

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>>3901670
Ocelot, like the cats?
Mine is Poharan
>>3901672
It's so hard to resist to not hug you with that adoreable face!!
Why would we not? We plunder villages to get supplies.

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NIGHT 1

You deserved this Aniki

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>>3901715
let's get some lights first

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>>3901705
You think I don't know that? I don't need you if you can't be bothered, so leave!

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>>3901707
I don't care about your name, the important is that you got mine.
>>3901715
It's better when it's alive
>>3901721
I'm already on my way, dumbass

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>>3901707
It's really not that extreme...and that's just...horrible.
>>3901715
Well, this is surprisingly lovely.

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>>3901715
It's so scary.

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DAY 2

>>3901731
You know what else is scary? Fire

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>>3901743
this tastes great, thank you

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>>3901743
You again? I'm leaving.

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>>3901743
Yeah this is scary.

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>>3901725
>>3901743
Stop saying you're going and GO!

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>>3901743
>>3901760
Apologies, miss.

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>>3901729
Ahh, don't give me that cold face, here i'm just a visitor not an evildoer.
>>3901725
Allright, grandps.

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F 'em

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>>3901770
You're dead.
>>3901761
It's your fault for following me

Knock knock

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NIGHT 2

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>>3901775
You think I'd follow as big a fool as you?
>>3901778
The door doesn't even have a knob, just slide it open.

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>>3901770
That still doesn't excuse it.
>>3901784
So this is what a movie is...?

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>>3901785
You're a bigger fool then

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>>3901784
Don't touch anything of mine and you'll be fine.

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DAY 3

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>>3901801

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>>3901794
You're the blind one here, and I don't follow the blind.
>>3901784
What's with the pianos here?
>>3901801
Come, shrine maiden! Surely you know the benefit of achieving every victory possible!

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>>3901775
No! Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry i'm sorry!
>>3901789
You say this like you never killed anyone.

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F 'em

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>>3901801
It won't hurt !
>>3901806
I'm clearly not blind
>>3901807
Yeah, that's better. I better not catch you again, and If I do so, you'll know it...

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>>3901807
Only here and in defense of my mistress and her mansion, and now field. Even then they were mostly fairies, which aren't so easily-killed.

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>>3901818
Blind as a newborn kitten.
>>3901805
This...isn't the goal.

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>>3901818
Ay you want this senpai?

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NIGHT 3

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>>3901822
it's a fort, a good defense is essential

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>>3901822
Don't get personal, you'll regret it
>>3901824
>cool, I had the following frame but not this one, thanks senpai
>>3901825
Goddam you gnomes!

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Oh well, time to hit the hay, Thanks for hosting!

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DAY 4

Ocelot's a traitor to his district

Continuing in the next thread

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>>3901832
What about this one?

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>>3901835
See ya Sunata
>>3901836
No hard feelings, colo- Sanae

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>>3901825
ouch...

>>3901835
goodbye