Zootopia Thread: Everyone's Blowing Things Up Outside Edition
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>>3895371
Someone post exploding knees.
First for doggy
>You will never fuck the smug out of Nick and turn him into your loving and faithful housefox
first for /comfy/
what happened to Chumpy if i may ask?
>>3895024
>Jack is Judy's uncle
>he's really into fashion
>loves dressing up as a spy and acting like he is one
>Judy loves Nick but doesn't want to sound like a freak when confessing her love
>knows Nick isnt enjoying his time as a cop and would be a much better P.I. anyway
>gets her uncle Jack and some older sisters and cousins to help her
>she puts on a show to test how much Nick loves her
>eventually Nick makes a move and confronts her, and confesses his love to her
>Judy confesses in return
>reveals the hustle
>the game is up
>David Cameron walks off the stage
>he knows that historians tear apart his political career
>he will be mocked by the academia for decades
>but he would be remembered by the people as the man that ended The Game
>>3895400
>>3895404
He's dead
>>3894382
>Wilde clears his throat
>"Yes, it was truly awful. I try not to think about it."
>"Chief, I've heard rumours about it, but my family never did tell me what really happened."
>"Sigh."
>Wilde takes a sip from his drink
>This is the strongest drink they serve here? Jesus.
>"Suffice to say, she died doing something incredibly stupid. She never should have been in that situation. Why she thought she could take on polar bears is beyond me."
>"Polar bears?"
>"She just... couldn't do it, and she wasn't even dead when I got to her..."
>Wilde slipped out of his composure
>He couldn't believe he was breaking down in front of an inferior officer
>There was no way he could stay here and face this
>Wilde almost shifted in his seat when he felt a warm hand lay atop his
>July's soft fingers clenched slightly as she looked at Wilde's heaving chest
>Wilde stopped and immediately looked at July
>Her expression was of genuine concern
>Her eyes were wide open
>Wilde's heartbeat increased even further
>"Chief, I'm sorry. W-we don't have to talk about this anymore."
>"Don't apologize to me, July. You did nothing wrong."
>July's hand shifted its way to Wilde's palm
>He didn't resist but he didn't actively help either
>Her velvety hands graced his rusty old soul
>His feelings of lust that he had tried to ignore before had come back
>He wanted her to touch him
>"Alright, for the happy couple, here is your food!"
>July stammered "oh god! uh, no we're not-"
>"Thanks," Wilde interrupted
>"Uh, the f-food here is really good, Chief Wilde. I'm s-sure you'll like it"
>"Please, July."
>"Call me Nick."
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>3895410
>>3895371
>no tt link
Let me fix that:
http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
Also, BUNE
http://pastebin.com/FFEjg92u
New thread new shill
Agent Judy Hopps and her partner Agent Jack Savage have a run-in with a certain fox cop.
This is easily one of the dumbest ideas I've had to date, but I think I can go somewhere cool with it.
This is just a teaser.
Enjoy?
>>3895421
Lewd Jude or Pure Jude?
>>3895400
Is there anyone who isn't dead?
>>3895404
He went back to /sug/
>>3895409
I want my money back!
>tfw that pred in the corner of the room gives you this look
what do??
>>3895454
Rape him.
>>3895454
I already said
Join his bunny harem.
>>3895404
Went back to /sug/.
Stops a couple zoo things every couple weeks
>>3895454
pull out my rape whistle
>>3895454
*unzips dick*
>>3895437
thats a pretty shitty Reaper
>>3895417
Loving this, anon.
>>3895435
>>3895454
awkwardly smile and wave like a dork
if they come up and say something like "you look delicious" I say "y-you too"
>>3895406
>>3895430
>>3895417
I'm digging it
>>3895454
consensually make him call me daddy
>>3895454
I accept his challenge. Its a Jojo pose off!
>>3895500
>>3895492
>>3895417
Y'know at first I was opposed to this JulyxNick stuff, but now I just want to see where this story goes.
>>3895417
its nice watching him slowly remember how to feel something other than pain.
well written, 5/7
>>3895454
Wonder why he's not wearing any pants
and why he's in my house.
Then I'd call the police.
>>3895511
bakana! Anon is a stand user too?!?
>>3895454
Spray him with my Fox Spray.
>>3895454
>arm covering chest
>hand up by mouth
legs are pulled in close and overlapping
>other arm is likely massaging a leg
toss some clothes to him, he's clearly freezing
posting wet buns
>>3895520
>Gideon has Byron's hair.
It's his fursona.
>>3895454
Drop whatever I was doing.
Awkwardly look around then slowly make my way towards them with an intrigued look on my face.
>>3895548
No, Nick is
>>3895417
>July/Nick shipping
Eh, I'll pass
I just don't see the point, it's just a renamed Judy and sad Nick
>>3895528
>he's been there for days
>you still hope that if you ignore him he'll disappear
>>3895514
>>3895454
Ask them if they're looking for a good time.
Then take them to an amusement park.
>>3895417
Ooh baby
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. I'm stoned tonight so give me wacky requests 4 wacky texts.
>>3895417
MY HEART
>>3895545
>Judy in a rescue wetsuit
How the fuck do you make that look so hot, NL?
>>3895575
The point is being able to put Nick who is 30 years older in a situation where he cannot fuck the bunny, for it is forbidden, but desperately wants to.
>tfw told an anon to add me on Discord last night
>they didn't
d-did I do something wrong?
>>3895590
Giant Pred Cock rampage in Little Rodentia.
>>3895590
Judy learns about "skinnies"
>>3895417
Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes
I always thought her name should be Julie, so it sounds like Judy.
July is just weird.
>>3895601
Well it looks like it's happening anyways, so that's out the window
Now it's just OldNick/NotJudy
>>3895590
Finnick falls into a vat of nighthowler serum and becomes a hulking monster.
>>3895590
Judy and Nick doing a line of nighthowler and then fucking eachothers brains out
>>3895590
Nick tries to explain what a meme is to Judy.
>>3895545
>>3895590
Judy finds Nick after 6 months when he went missing during a covert operation.
She finds him malnourished, drugged up and serving as some degenerates sex toy, she arrives too late to save him as he dies in her arms
>>3895575
This.
This is why the abusive protective father angle is more interesting; because he knows it's not Judy, and the reader is always made aware it's not judy because of his actions as a hard-ass police chief
This? it's well written (nothing against the author's skill as a greentexter) but you could sub Judy in for July and the situations would be the same. Minus the fact that they're talking about Judy's death, mind, but still
Unique relationships are interesting. having Nick and July together isn't unique, it's literally a broken man's substitute for Judy.
>>3895590
Nick and Finnick somehow simultaneously knot each other, thereby joining together into a divine being and bringing a new era of prosperity to Zootopia.
>>3895650
I like this.
>>3895673
Finally someone who gets it
>>3895611
Busy week for some people
>>3895650
Sounds fun
>>3895590
"I'm Officer Wilde, and this is my favorite store in Sahara Square"
>>3895548
>>3895560
Indeed, Byron's fursona is Nick
>>3895650
>nighthowler
>as a recreational drug
>not going savage and trying to kill each other
Go back to FA
>>3895545
source?
>>3895570
So he's kinda like this, but stretched over a bunch of bad dragon dildos?
>>3895705
I'm banned from there...
More jerboas please.
>>3895734
Then go to DA
>>3895730
Sounds eerily like his real life.
>>3895737
I still wanna earfuck the one on the left
>>3895751
do not lewd the creme
Whatcha' listening to, /ztg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCaw_26Z2BU
>>3895744
*stretches self over a half dozen disney movies*
I inhaled fucking embers
>>3895404
drew god-tier Gideon hips
>>3895734
>I'm banned from there...
How the fuck do you get banned from FA?
I want to marry Judy.
I've never had a waifu before, and even when I thought I felt something like that for someone, I knew it wasn't enough.
Now I know.
She's perfect.
>>3895768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLsCR2RMBak
>>3895790
posting cub porn
>>3895693
I guess, but I'm still vaguely disappointed.
I wonder if he forgot, or just lost interest.
>>3895768
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zXuCJg1pwM
>>3895768
https://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=22u35b5kj#
Basically this outside my window
>>3895790
It's a long story, and I'm falling asleep. Short hand is that I got on the wrong side on someone who had some pull.
>>3895821
>posting cub porn
Ah. That'd do it, yes.
>Those fics you liked will never update and get a proper ending
What's their name /ztg/?
>>3895768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBJ81PptvE
>>3895836
Ah, so you insulted Duncan, king of the Furry Mafia
Be glad you weren't forced to become his girlfriend
>>3895841
I deny everything!8
So... according to the movie, what kind of mammals are restricted to existing?
>>3895804
Consider the following
>>3895833
>mobile
not like I wanted to know what video you're trying to share
>>3895850
not a fic but I'm still waiting for beaver to draw his shit
>>3895850
A Life Revealed by PyreFerret
53 fucking chapters, and hasn't been updated in almost 2 months :c
>>3895613
>It seemed liek a normal kinda day over little Rodentia.
>The sun was shining, the breeez was cool and everyone was in a good mood.
>A good mood that is, until IT came along.
>What was it?
>Well i'm glad u asked me. IT is a gigantic, disembodied lion dick.
>It's just flying around Little Rodentia, rekking shit up man.
>It swoops down on the screaming rodents and swipes at them on the streets.
>It penetrates buildings, and knocks down power lines.
>It wrangled it's way into the numatic system, and now it chases down unsuspecting rodents who can't escape.
>They've tried everything to stop it.
>They shot at it.
>They tried to tie it down.
>They even tried offering virgin sacrifices.
>Nothing could stop that flying cock man.
>After years and years of never ending assaults, the suburb of little Rodentia is a desolate wasteland.
>The cock moves on, in search of larger victims.
FIN
>>3895863
Fuck me
http://youtu.be/8ebfDGMZ1No
>>3895854
Thank. God. My ass has taken too much of a pounding today as it is.
>>3895850
>reading unfinished fics or fics that aren't regularly updating and near completion
You brought this upon yourself
>>3895880
10/10
>>3895881
So do you live in Venezuela, Syria, or Belgium?
>>3895908
No, America on independence day
>>3895885
Some are just too damn good, anon.
Did the Nick/July greentexter stop?
>>3895768
https://youtu.be/ewRjZoRtu0Y
>>3895881
>it aint me starts playing
>>3895925
I already learned that from past experiences
>follow stories willy-nilly
>half of them stop updating
>of those, the few I really liked suddenly have 2-3 chapter updates years later
>halfassed, rushed plot, and make it even worse than if they had just never finished it
I want to protect this foxlet.
>>3895850
HA
I only read fics that update like the author has six months to live!
It paid off, my favorite one just wrapped up the other day.
What fics are you following that may or may not be abandoned?
>>3895932
No, why would I stop?
>>3895964
No wait.
Fuck.
I'm not the writer, I'm the capper.
But I do know the writers not stopping.
This is embarrassing.
FINAL UPDATE
WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE: SHILL EDITION PART 3 (last one)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/14682178
It's over! Complete!
Any of you who had reservations about reading it before, reconsider now, because it's no longer just another potentially abandoned project.
I'm currently working with Mead regarding a Mayor Swinton fic for his Judy Is Dead AU. It's gonna be pretty cool!
is it just me or have these threads been slow the past few days?
All mighty Gideon
>>3895417
>July blushes and looks at her plate
>She crosses her chest and begins eating her food
>A few moments pass and Nick has yet to touch his food
>"Nick, why haven't you touched your Midnight Special?"
>"I've never eaten raw fish before."
>"You braved your way to the top of the police force but you can't try new food without hesitating?"
>"Watch yourself, Hopps, or I'll have you demoted!"
>July giggles
>"I can't get any further down, Chief!"
>Nick chuckles to himself as well
>He finally begins eating and seems to be enjoying himself
>This time the lull in the conversation is less distracting
>His food mannerisms have clearly developed from not having been watched in a while
>July finds it cute how awkward he is outside of work
>"I've noticed you haven't been in my office for unpleasant reasons in a while."
>"Yes sir, I've been on my best behavior, though I must admit I do miss when I was in office so much."
>"Hm. Maybe you could enter my office under different circumstances."
>"Is that an invitation, sir?"
>"Perhaps an appointment."
>July blushes again
>"I apologize if I'm being inappropriate, July."
>"No, sir, I'm so glad I get to see you doing something else besides working."
>"I'm glad as well, July."
...
>They step outside into the frigid winds of Tundratown
>July shivers and clears her throat.
>"Nick, I really would, uh, like to see you again."
>"You will, Officer Hopps. On Monday, at report time."
>That fucking fox
>>3895948
I can't believe Helicopterbro is fucking dead
>>3895962
Not him, but I get nervous when fics don't update around the 2 weeks mark
Posted these last night, haven't started reading them cause I wanna make sure they're still updating
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11905709/1/Breached
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11921425/1/Smooth-Operator
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11866956/1/Officer-needs-assistance
>>3894300
Every moment Donk lives is nothing but agony and/or fear
>>3895948
>that face
>>3896062
Wow, you actually made Becca look cute.
Could you draw a regular hyena girl that isn't Becca? Like a construction worker or something?
>>3895621
>Joodee sits down at hur cumputer.
>She turns in on (heehee) and opens FireFocks.
>She decides that shes gonna try out a website that Nick is always talking about.
>FurChan.cum (get it???)
>She clicks on a random board and is met with many strange and surpising images
>Some are grotesque, some are sickeningly sexual, and one it particular really spooks her out.
>She opens that thread.
>The image before was that of a hairless animal with 20 digits.
>what.png
>She scrolls through the thread and is presented with mani other such pictures.
>most of them are of naked hairless creatures, and a lot of that had them in acts of insane depravity.
>Jew-D's whole body tenses up.
>She starts to see more images, but these ones have animals in sexual acts with the hairless creatures.
>She screams
>There's a picture of her having sex with one of them.
>The Horrooooor, the Horroooooor!
FIN
>>3896062
>She's melting in the molten metal
>Her pseudopenis pops out leaving a thumbs up
>>3896051
He was flying me and jimbob to the LX and his head just fucking exploded. Me and jimbob went down in a tree and were surrounded by Charlies. Jimbob got his leg cleaved off by the tail rotor and he yell at me to run.
>>3896088
Fuck, choked on my water
>>3896062
rest in fucking peace
>>3896088
>penis thumb
I don't like this lore.
A Zistopia Greentext, /ztg/. Simpler times.
Based on Grandpa Bun
https://zistopia.com/pages/33/well-youre-lookin-in-the-wrong-direction
>”Why aren’t they letting us light fires again? Hopps?”
>Trotsky poked the rabbit on the left foot twice with the butt of his rifle.
>”H-Huh? Trots what is it?”
>”Why aren’t they letting us light fires? Food so cold it’s practically ice.” The fox held up his can of rations to emphasize.
>”Purrussians would see the smoke. They’d shell us. Again.”
>”They already shell us every night.” Trotsky grumbled, he set the can on the side of the foxhole.
>The fox peeked his head from out of the foxhole
>A thunderous crack made him duck instantly, the Rabbit grabbed his rifle.
>”They’re shelling us! Get to cover! Get to cover!” A Lion roared over the explosions.
>Hopps saw the hill opposite to them light up like a christmas tree.
>”Shit.” He managed to say
>Trotsky grabbed the rabbits shoulder and threw him down to the bottom of the foxhole
>The ground around them kicked up as high caliber machine gun rounds smacked against the frosted dirt
>”Why are they attacking now! I need to take a shit!” Trotsky yelled over the gunfire,
>”Don’t tell me that, tell the screamers!” Hopps yelled back, “Get ready! They’re bound to come at us!”
>The Rabbit took off his helmet and raised his ears, though the explosions and gunfire, he heard the thud of feet.
>He dropped his ears and slipped his helmet back on.
>”Screamers!” He yelled, Trotsky echoed his words. Soon, down the line, mammals were relaying those words to other foxholes.
>The gunfire and shelling stopped.
>A second of silence.
>Then a wall of high pitched screaming.
>Hopps looked over the edge of his foxhole, rifle ready, seeing the hundreds of Purrussian domesticated felines.
>The freaks.
>The Rabbit leaned back down into the foxhole and grabbed the one thing they were storing for a rainy day.
>A machine gun, 900 rounds per minute of death.
>>3896101
>head
Excuse you, Helicopterbro is an Apache attack chopper, he has no head
>>3896086
Holy fuck that's spooky.
>>3896119
>He quickly deployed it’s bipod on the dirt in front of him and squeezed the trigger.
>The thin line of mammals opened up, their gunfire louder than the screaming of the felines.
>Trotsky fired his own rifle, but it wasn’t long til he yelled something at Hopps.
>Hopps couldn’t hear over his machine gun.
>Trotsky picked up the smaller rabbit and threw him out of the foxhole.
>”What?!” Hopps was bewildered, the only reply was a dull crack and the shower of dirt over him coming from the foxhole.
>”Trots!” He took out his handgun, “Trotsky!”, he fired into the crowd of felines
>”Lem!” Hopps heard panic in his own voice.
>He looked over into the foxhole, taking his eyes away from the battle.
>A fatal mistake.
>He heard the screaming of a nearby feline that had somehow gotten close.
>He saw those razor sharp claws and those dagger like teeth
>Hopps was going to die.
>Until a blur of red and camouflaged white stepped in front of him, a strong paw pushed him down into the foxhole
>He heard growls, screaming and yips
>”Trotsky!” Hopps yelled, getting up.
>Half a bloody feline throat was thrown into the foxhole, hitting the rabbit in the chest.
>A second later a familiar fox dove into the foxhole, his face bloodied, with scratches on his chest.
>”Lem you crazy bastard!” The happy rabbit got to work, taking out his small medkit.
>He put bandages on the Fox’s chest, and shook the helmet of his friend, “You crazy bastard!”
>The fox said something, but Hopps couldn’t hear, he leaned closer.
>”I shit my pants!”
>Hopps erupted into laughter, “Least it’s not your guts!”
…
>Decades later, in more complicated times.
“Joey, why don’t you help our fox friend find Wing #2? I’d do it myself but I’m a little senile.”
“Sure thing pop-pop!”
>Grandpa smiled, watching the fox go.
>Another fox standing with a rabbit.
>They’d be unstoppable.
>Hopps and Trotsky were.
>>3896108
Not penis thumb, Pseudo thumb
>Would be banged by Ted the Tasmanian Devil
>But I'm a guy and he isn't gay
Man
Is archiveanon here? Because I want to put this somewhere http://pastebin.com/WjeVNnyR
>>3896134
10/10
>>3896176
>>3896193
have you even fucking started on your next comic?
>>3896206
>beaver
>being alive
Anon, that's just an anon that shares beaver pain
>>3896086
>Judy tries to go to furchan.org
>mistypes fourchan.org
>redirected to 4chan
>goes to /k/, her favorite board to talk about her day at the firing range at the ZPD
>starts posting about it in a new thread
>suddenly pictures of skinnies
>skinnies everywhere
>mass reports everyone for raiding (because skinnies belong in /trash/)
>banned fo false reporting, avatarfagging, rping, posting furry outside of /b/ and /trash/
>types up an appeal
>"piss off, furfag, Zootopia is overrated as fuck"
>>3895642
>He shouldn't have ben here.
>Finnack shud not have been there at that nighthowler lab.
>But he had to be there, it was a matter of his foxy honor.
>These fockers had stolen from him, and now he had to steal it back.
>He tiptoed across a shelf covered in chemicals and shit.
>He was almost wher he needed 2B, but then he fucking slipped and fell into a vat of extra potent nighhowler serum.
>*BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB*
>It would seem that Fennack was kill, but a moment later, the vat exploded and fucking rekked everthing in the lab as a hulking mass of fennic fox came lubering out.
>Finnik was now a great big blue muscle monster.
>Shit fuckin run for your life fampai.
>He was noa 12 feet tall and as big as an elephont.
>He was fucking naked obviously because his clothes had shredded up in the muscle mass expansion.
cont.
>>3895491
T-TH-THANKS YOU TOO
>>3896234
>4chan's /k/
>not filled to the brim with furries
If anything, furchan's /k/ is the one with skinnies
>>3896253
Yeah, but mods are mods
Let's go have fun on /sp/
>>3896062
Bernielover is out there! She can't be bargained with! She can't be reasoned with! She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear!
And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you're full of psuedo-penis!
>>3896283
>I'm not dead, I'm Bunanon.
Well hot damn! How're you tonight, chumpy?
>>3896080
I sort of have a nature inclination to try to make any female I draw look cute.
Speaking of, here you go anon
>>3896283
I can't believe Beavers undead
>>3896310
Damn, she is cute.
>energetic
>strong
>in a job that lets her use her strength daily
>is probably a bro-tier bro since she's able to survive in a male-dominated field
>>3895768
Some Idol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU
>>3896046
WHEN DO THEY F U C K
>>3896310
She pretty.
>>3896358
>he accidentally calls her Carrots again during sex.
>>3896237
>His big blue shrock must have been like 2 feet long man.
>Finnulk fluffed up his magnum dong and raeped everything in the lab.
>Thatll fuckin show them to fuck with him
>He ran outside in the night, huge and nude.
>He was in the middle of nowhere
>A truck passed by and he ran after it and jumped in the back.
>He had to get downtown.
>He had an intense urge to rek errything in sight.
>Patience
>When the truck pulled into downtown, he slammed his meat into the roof and impaled the driver.
>They swerved into the window of a flower shop.
>Finnulk jumped off and raped every last one of those flowers.
>He ran outside, and assaulted anything he could
>Animals, cars, firehydrants, he rammed his log into them all.
>The cops were everywhere now.
>Finnulk swung his iguana like a baseball at the cops.
>He rekked every last one of them.
>the mayor knew that the only way to stop Finnulk he would have to create an equally awful monster.
>He commisioned officer Wilde to take the assignment,
>They strapped Wilde to a table and injected him with near fatal dooses of nighthowler.
>Nick thrashed and screamed and grew and become the Incredible Nulk.
cont.
>>3896134
7/7
>>3896405
Shit that's too real, man.
>>3896429
> incredible nulk
Boi I'm laffin
>>3896237
>>3896429
>>3896465
>First BF leaves at the sight of it
>She decides to cut it off
>Wants to be the perfect female for others
>>3896405
Please fucking no.
I say that because I don't want this to be a Nick and NotJudy thing but because it would also destroy my heart.
>>3896486
Kinda getting sad...
>>3896486
That's pretty fucked up, anon.
Female circumcision is a crime.
>>3896340
>>3896380
>>3896465
please anon, don't give me another character to want to draw, I have too many as it is
>>3896486
now that's just fucked up
>>3896486
>ALL OCS MUST BE TRAGIC AND MESSED UP EITHER MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY TO B GUD
SLAM
THE
RAM
>>3896547
OH MAN
>>3896547
That's some good art, Chumbo
>>3896547
WOOAHH, THAT BETTY!
>>3896523
But she's cute, Donk. CUTE!
Don't you want to work with Bore to save the Spotted Hyena from BL's clutches?
>>3896547
IT HAPPENED HOLY MOLY
>>3896547
I FORGOT REMMY HAS EARS
>>3896547
He's gonna stuff his fluff into her muff.
McGruff.
>>3896547
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>enjoying herself
>while still being in control
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>3896598
he lost them from being screwed into a
SHEEP
SIZED
CRATER
>>3896617
>Betty's bed has a permanent ram-shaped crater
>>3896429
>Finnulk was raeping a car when he heard a voice from behind him.
>"HEY FINNULK, C'MERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A BIG MAN."
>Finnulk turned around and saw Nulk, with his member at full saloot.
>Finnulk held up his own weapon and prepared to fight.
>They hurrdled towards one another and encaged in a tense round of cock fencing.
>The both of them swung at one another, neither being able to land a fatal blow.
>Nulk got in a swift blow to Finnulks head.
>His teeth went flyin'
>Finnulk fell to the ground.
>This was Nulk's chance.
>He pinned Finnulk down and rammed his benis in his poop-chute.
>He accelerated to Mach 12, and effectively fucked the nighthowler serum out of Finnulk's system.
>Finnulk shrank back to normal size and shot off Nulks wang like a rocket as his butthole shrank with him.
>Nulk hotglued Finnick as he emptied all of the nighthowler semen out of his balls.
>He too, shrank back down to size.
>Nick ran up and hugged Finnick, both of them naked and covered in semen, and said "Horray, buddy, now lets forget this whole thing happend and go get ice cream"
>They went and got ice cream, still nude and filthy.
FIN
>>3896630
Pfft, I wish.
>>3896667
Then who, Almost Satan?
>>3896598
well how else were we going to tell that this was an authentic Weaverbrand Weaver™?
>Bunanon is Beaver
>Beaver rhymes with Weaver, and B is just a sideways W with a line
>they draw comics
>like comicanon
>art is clear in appearance
>spiffy
>who also draws comics
>everyone but me is the same person
>>3896712
That can't be true, I just figured out that everyone but ME is the same person.
>>3896678
>>3896598
>>3896547
oh fuck me I'm retarded
Hi Nobby. Sorry about that.
>>3896712
And that panther pusher who's making the punisher parody what.
>Still no size difference lewds of Judy or Nick with a tiny rodent.
FIX THIS
>>3896727
Cuddling is best in life, such a cute pic!
>>3896712
There's me too but then agian I'm just a shitty writefag.
>Avoid these threads before seeing movie because of desire for an unbiased experience and not wanting spoilers
>Watch movie
>Come to these threads every single fucking day.
I need help.
WHAM
THE
LAMB
>>3896793
Jam the ram in your clam?
>>3896793
sweet mercy
>>3896569
BAM BA-LAM
>>3896764
Man, samefagging sure is fun
>>3896793
>shearing off his fluffy soft wool
She better be doing it so his new wool smells entirely of her, Nobby.
>>3896793
YES! Collars and a leash! Betty is so freaking good!
Guys... help me unhear Jason Bateman's voice. All I picture is Arrested Development when I think of this movie now.
>>3896793
weaver are you ok
i'm not complaining either way tho
>>3896835
that's not nobby damnit
that's chumby
>>3896712
I - Am the is
You're just a clone, do my bidding.
>>3896886
! - Am That Is
do it right anon
>>3896826
>pants around ankles, Nick in between pants and Judy
HOW, why?
>>3896894
Sorry, let me try again.
Metal Gear Alert Noise - Am That Is
>>3896793
How big is Remmy's dongalong though
Would a big wolf like Betty really be satisfied?
>>3896923
fucking kill me
>>3896896
those lithe, sneaky foxes
>>3896949
She's just getting off to dominating
>>3896046
10/10 wish you would write more
>>3896949
It's not the size of the dick that matters. It's the man that's attached to it.
And brother, Betty fucking loves the ram that's attached to that dick.
>>3895650
>Judy knocked on the door 3 Nik's apartment.
>"Who is it?"
"It's me, Joody, I've got the stuff"
>"Jew-Dee's not here man"
>"No, I'm Judy, let me in!"
>"Oh come in Joodi"
>She entered and held up the baggie in the paw.
>It was full of blue powder.
>"He's the stuff" she threw it down on the table.
>they were gonna snort powderized nighthowlers man.
>This baggie had been evidence, and they were curious what it was liek.
>Neck opened it up and started to get lines goin.
>Judee sat down and rolled up some dollar billz.
>They each took one, and snorted a line of the blue powder.
>They both thrust themselves back into the couch as the rush started 2 kick it.
cont.
>>3896949
You're acting like girls only get off from the inside or something.
>>3896896
>pants around ankles
>nick sticks head up from underneath pants to deliver bunnilingus
>stands up and diddles the bun
I'm just wondering how the fuck Judy got on her knees when Nick was that close to the bed
>>3896949
>>3897025
That's actually a little horrifying.
>>3896949
Well he did tell Marty that he had all the meat that 'Martina' can handle...
>>3897035
It's okay to be scared of it.
>>3897048
Well I just meant proportionally, it's... interesting.
I wouldn't hesitate to go for it.
where's the Nick poster with the terrible jokes?
>>3896949
Remmy is actually a reverse trap, and betty thinks that is hot
Reminder that Judy is a hugslut.
>>3896793
>taking doggy-style but still topping
Damn, that's kinda hot.
>>3897078
Dead forever I hope.
>>3897013
>>3897007
Remmy knows how to hit the wolf's button.
>>3897025
The aardwolves will come for him...
>>3897025
>it's actually just strategically wrapped wool
>>3897078
What did the doctor say to the candle?
>>3897124
I'm sorry but it's terminal.
>>3895768
This is a good song friendo
>>3897124
Nothing, its just a candle?
>>3895420
Never realized just how cute they are. It's like a bunny, kangaroo, and a mouse decided to fusion dance.
>>3897008
>They thrashed and cringed
>Nick felt as though his entire body wuz covered with red rockets and they were all being sucked off simultaneously.
>Joody felt as though her entire body was a giant nipple being licked by an even bigger tongue
>Both of their bodies glowed with the light of burning pheromones.
>Their clothes actually burned off of them.
>They looked at one another and knew what had to be done.
>That sweet, succulent dirty deed.
>they lauched themselves at one another and their junk met in a big glowing explosion of pleesure.
>They were literally fucking in midair, just hovering there man.
>Their lips met with such speed and ferocity that some of their teeth cracked.
>Of course they couldn't be bothered to care right now. All that mattered was the secks.
cont.
>>3897148
>>3897154
>>3897162
[spoiler]you are burning up[/spoiler]
And the candle said in response
[spoiler]Well I am feeling light headed[/spoiler]
>>3897106
d-does
does he wear that all the time
>>3897169
They're ridiculously cute.
>>3897185
>Marty's ears perk up. "Buzzing yarballs at 12 a-clock.
>>3897178
are you the same nick poster?
From yesterday?
>>3896310
Aww, she's cute.
>>3897178
Nice one.
>>3897185
If he knows what's good for him.
Who knows what would happen if he failed an impromptu penis inspection day visit by Betty.
>>3896579
YOU MADE ME DO THIS
now quickly, let us end this before it is too late.
>>3897231
aww
I'll let this unfinished
>>3897170
>They were pounding into each other at half the speed of light.
>Their internal organs were hemoraging, and their bones were crushed to dust.
>Their bodies imploded into one another and created a black hole
>All the of the things in the apartment fly into the hole.
>The whole building flies in.
>The whole city flies in.
>The whole universe is sucked into it.
>Nick wakes up in an alternate dimension made entirely of bune butts.
>Joodie wake up in an alternate dimension made entirely of fox semen."
>What a drug."
>2001 Music
FIN
>>3897281
musky hyena psuedo penis at perfect height for calvin :l
>>3897281
Its ok! Just whatever you do, don't think about cute twinky rabbits.
>>3897281
I have never understood this problem. I'm a very very very slightly above average male and I can wear tight jeans without a boner showing. The material's tight enough that it simply doesnt allow movement. Are her jeans (and anime jeans, I guess) as thin as yoga pants or what?
>>3897281
NO, YOU FOOL, DRAW HER AS A BRO-TIER BRO WITH HER FELLOW CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
MAYBE PICKING HERSELF UP A CUTE OFFICER WORKER BF WHO HAD THE GUTS TO ASK HER OUT
>>3897185
>d-does
>does he wear that all the time
Don't be ridiculous. He wears the vibrating jelly cockring only when he fucks his wolf mistress, so he can send her into shuddering waves of mind-melting pleasure, buzzing her clit with every grinding thrust.
He may lack the size for a girl like her, but he's smart enough to know how to compensate.
>>3897315
I approve of this.
Night guys! I hate myself.
>>3897350
Why a BF and not a GF, a hyena GF for double the pseudo penis
>>3897367
i h8 myself too buddy
>>3897367
Night anon, have a good night.
>>3897367
Sleep tight bunner.
>>3897350
Nyet, draw her catcalling a certain fox and bun cop as they walk by
>>3897379
Because Becca's a lesbian.
>>3897281
>OH NO
>NOT A BONNER
>>3897367
Good night, have some love.
>>3896405
>he knots and ties in july imagining it's judy
>He starts breaking down into tears when he comes back realizing it isn't her
>>3897335
Women's pants, as well as their clothes in general, are notoriously thin material.
>Annalise couldn't beleive this was happening
>She just wanted a nice quiet evening to introduce her new boyfriend to her parents
>What she didn't want was a polar bear to shoot a monkey joke at Anon on the street
>Anon took off his coat and handed it to her
>"Sweetie, don't."
>The human ignores her and strides towards the bear
>She hears Anon say one thing before the brawl starts
>"YOU'RE HUGE!"
>>3897401
Shes bi since she definitely fucked a couple guys so far.
>>3897441
>that image
>>3897433
Could you fucking imagine
Just imagine for one second being July
And you remind Nick so much of his old lover that he falls for you, eventually bangs you just so he can pretend he's still with Judy
and when he finally finishes he starts bawling his eyes out
And as july you're like wow this is awkward, maybe I should leave
HAHA NOPE BITCH, you're stuck in place for up to an hour
how fucking mortifying
>>3897401
I'd like her to be, M/F is lame
>>3897495
she did knot see that coming for sure
>>3897495
>unable to leave the crying chief
>forced to see him in pain for at least 20 minutes
>finally breaks down and does all she can to help him
>mandatory cuddle time happens for the first time in however many years
>>3897539
A grill accountant wolf
I want to impregnate the bunny.
Post pregnant Judy.
>>3897495
Honestly I'd like to see that written.
I mean, it'd be like a drama show where two characters have to be stuck with one another for a certain amount of time. Only here it would be literally stuck together after orgasm.
Sure the first 20 minutes or so is him crying, but whatever happens from then on out would be an interesting bonding experience whether they get along or not.
What is the next villain going to be? A predator? A straightforward Bond villain type? Someone who is mad about diversity? Bellwether wanted power, maybe the next guy will just want money.
>>3897426
She abuses of him even sleeping, what a monster.
>>3897095
Hey Officer Content wanna here a joke?
>>3897225
Hey Jokebun, its good to see you
>>3897604
>>3897702
The next villain is the punisher while Disney still owns mahvel
>>3897730
No I don't wanna "here" a joke.
>>3897740
>the punisheer
>>3897730
Try to make it good this time.
>>3897702
Next villain is Jack Savage
>>3897734
Pregnant Judy being real would be worth nine hundred and eleven 9/11s happening.
>>3897749
Well hear is a joke for you to here
>>3897765
I'll try anon
Okay so whats the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
>>3897740
>MvC4 is announced
>Guest characters confirmed
>It's fucking Gideon
>>3897757
Does FOX own the rights to the punisher?
>>3897797
...I'm curious. What IS the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
>>3897757
>the pun is sheer
>>3897797
Which is it?
>>3897797
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
>>3897802
>he attacks by throwing pies at people
>his ultimate is dropping his van on the enemy like the fucking ROAD ROLLER
Come on, anon. You're not thinking of how cool it could be.
>>3897669
I would take a crack at it but I don't want to hijack the anon already doing the greentexts; it's his thing as far as I'm concerned.
>>3897827
The pun is here?
My throat still hurts from breathing in embers
>>3897834
FUCK YOU CARLOSS!
Okay what did the man have along with the heart of a lion?
>>3897849
I'll admit, if he went full Dio than that would be pretty rad.
>>3897730
It's you!!!
>>3897925
>Let me see your face, you are the one from my dreams.
>Judy laid on top of him, her hands grasping at his velvet like fur while she nuzzled his chest and took deep on his scent.
>Nick just watched the mesmerized rabbit intently, his claws working small circles on the rabbit's back making her shiver. 'What did i do to deserve her,' he thought as he leaned forward and kissed her in between her ears and then rested his muzzle on top of her head.
>Her hands moved across his body, making small stops here and there, taking her time to explore every inch of the fox she was in love with.
>Eventually her hands drifted towards his muzzle, cupping it and gently guiding it lower until their noses touched and their sights crossed.
>Both were lost in each others eyes. Hers more beautiful than any amethyst, His more alive than any field. Both just watched in silence, every second feeling as precious as a life time.
>Eventually reality crept back, Nick reluctantly broke the silence and gave her a quick kiss. "Land to carrots. We need you back on earth."
>"Shhh, earth can wait," She said as she rested her head on his chest. "Besides, we still have about half an hour together," She shook her hips slightly making Nick moan in delight. "You made sure of that."
>>3897915
Judajudajudajudajudaaaa!
>>3897944
Made me smile.
10/10
>>3897914
A life time ban from the city zoo!
>>3897944
There is good in the world
>>3897944
Land to to carrots line sounds weird, otherwise, cute.
>>3897925
Its me!
>>3897350
She loves listening to funny stories.
>>3897379
>>3897539
>>3897560
I dunno guys I'm getting mixed messages here
>>3898006
just thought she's up on the moon. or Mars if we take his red fur into acount
also think Mick likes his word play.
>>3897091
I thought this was cute, so I translated it
Panel1:
Judy: Nick~ Good morning~ *heart*
Judy: How are you?
SFX: *hug*
Panel 2:
Judy: Ne, Nick!!
SFX: *sudden movement*
Panel 3:
Nick: Oh, that Carrots! She's so clingy around me...
Nick: That's what I love about her though... No mistake...
SFX: *unintentionally smiling*
Panel 4:
Judy: Oh!
Nick: Heh, here it comes!
Panel 5:
Judy: Clawhauser!! How are you?? (Are you eating donuts?)
Clawhauser: Oh, it's Judy!!
Panel 6:
SFX: *clinging*
Judy: Flash!! Still going at your own pace, huh?
Flash: ... Oh... It's Judy ...
Panel 7:
SFX: *pouting silently*
Panel 8:
Judy: ... What are you grumpy about?
SFX: *munching*
Nick: ... Nothing ...
SFX: *disgruntled*
I'm thinking seriously about pursuing a career in teaching, /ztg/.
What kind of difficulties do you think arise in education in Zootopia? Do they segregate classes by size? By predator/prey? Do any bunnies actually graduate or are they constantly teen pregnant?
>>3898019
Were you able to get the blue ray rip?
>>3898082
>blue ray
you are upsetting me
>>3898019
Knock Knock.
>>3898075
Hi Ozzy.
And yes, bunnies are constantly teen pregnant. Even the boys.
>>3898082
Naw, I'm pretty good with what I've got, don't know of any free sights where I could find one but i'm going to the shops soon so Ill see if its cheap
>>3898107
geez I'm sorry
>>3898113
Okay I'll bite,
who's there
>>3898054
BF. A straight PredxPred relationship is fucking rare as shit here.
And the idea of a wolf being nerdy as fuck is cute as fuck. Especially if he's the one who got the nerve to ask out the buff construction worker grill.
>>3898054
too adorable
>>3898136
Cancer.
>>3898136
boo boo!
>>3898054
This is comfy fun times.
>>3898136
Not your junior ranger uniform
>>3898144
I like this.
I like to imagine it might've started with her cat-calling him.
>>3898167
>>3898054
There are no F/F relationships, whereas there are plenty of M/F
>>3897961
>>3898146
Cancer who?
>>3898159
boo boo who?
>>3898167
D-fucking-lete
>>3898175
Jesus so savage
>>3898175
fuggin rekt
>>3898190
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.
Too much Cancer in this Thread, SPIDERMAN TIME!
>>3898144
>>3898187
alright might as well take a vote http://www.strawpoll.me/10668966
>>3898233
Male/Female relationship of the same species
The rarest of all relationships on /trash/
>>3898229
Heya spidey,
Just got back from July 4th celebration, and I wanted to know how your day was.
Stroke the lamb.
>>3898233
>33
Nice.
>>3898267
boring, like always, spamming /b/, /mlp/, /v/ too much ban too
>>3898253
Female on Female, there are none
>>3898233
Voted for male pred.
>>3898285
Well, I'd hate to see you get banned again.
You liked the Spidebadger from last night, yeah? What if I made you something to go along with it?
I'll sing you the themesong for Spidebadger. Make something cute for you, really give it my all.
Whaddaya say? Song for less spam?
It's already been determined that gay love is the purist form of love
>>3898229
>>3898239
>>3898245
>>3898252
>>3898265
>>3898273
>>3898295
>>3898314
>>3898327
>Shitposting spooderman
Enjoy imminent ban
>>3898216
>Concise, well written buildup
>Direct, well articulated punchline
>Dad-joke tier
8/8 m8
>>3898316
nah, thanks for the present, but spam is my life (i don't have one)
>>3898307
>>3898314
lol spiderfag is here
whats wrong noone give you attention on /b/ ? lol
>>3898342
You mean gangrape is purest love.
>>3898253
True, and that does have a certain appeal.
...thoouuugh >>3898290 appeals to my baser desires
>>3898342
only if it's two girls
>>3898271
looks like queen bitch has a little caring streak in her
at least after she slams the rams ham
>>3898363
>>3898354
comfy... whit shit jokes everywhere, of course!
>>3898355
Sorry to hear that dude.
Well, I hope you have fun then, sorry that I couldn't offer you anything you wanted.
>>3898375
Dammit Donk don't make a poll if you don't want to listen to it
>>3898375
Are you saying that you and Moped are both grils?
Postan concept/WIP art I haven't seen before
>>3898375
>only if it's two girls
So what you two had was impure love?
Dear those into the concept of a character in heat.
Two females means double the heat.
>>3898441
You payed a 4chan pass didn't you?
>>3898354
Well I need to sleep.
Good night jokeanon
>>3898410
>>3898505
where's this from?
>>3898387
Well it's close but it'll likely stay at Male Pred as the top voted, so I'll probbly go with that. But I'm just saying I have an interest in seeing female x female relationships. Either way I'll let the poll run for a bit.
>>3898403
I wish, that would-
WAIT A MINUTE-
>>3898443
Anon I must reiterate that I wish you would cease these allegations you are making
>>3898507
>>3898501
Sleep tight.
Don't worry, Spooderman nor Officer content will disrupt my jokes.
Hey do you guys here about the kidnapping at the school?
>>3898518
Why are people so obsessed wit having a dick in the thing than having two vaginas
>>3898542
Yes.
>>3898518
>femalexfemale
>not making them the wolf's doe coworkers at the accounting firm
They're like reverse fujoshi. They're his biggest cheerleaders for him nabbing a hot construction worker GF.
>>3898542
Hey did you guys hear*
Tell me about the kidnapping at the school.
So do the /sug/, /tlh/, or other generals in /trash/ have to put up with spam? Or is it exclusive to us?
Seriously what the fuck. This shit legitimately drives me away when it's going on, and something tells me I'm not the only one.
I know not to acknowledge him but fuck it's seriously bumming me out and I had to say something.
>>3898501
Good night jokebun, I'll carry the shitty torch for you
>>3898547
Well I can only speak for myself but I really like dicks in my thing, also my dick in some other guys thing is good too.
>>3898587
lol attentionwhore
>>3898574
>>3898588
Don't worry, the teacher woke him up!
>>3898547
Are you saying that, when given the choice between penis and vagina, more people chose penis?
>>3898600
I tried to offer something to him-- worked last night-- but no budge tonight.
I honestly do think it might be a mod or a janitor. Might be the same that go over to /co/ to cull the Zootopia threads.
>>3898117
There used to be this one on KAT. Somehow the torrent got removed. And now it has no seed, and I don't feel like my 100kb/s max upload speed is good enough to seed.
>>3898518
I guess that's why they call him Moped; you had fun riding him, but you're too embarrassed to admit it.
>>3898547
A lot of people like dick.
>>3898547
I voted male pred, but I'm not against a lesbian couple.
>>3898636
Hey, that one wasn't so bad.
>>3898693
Then why did you vote against a lesbian couple?
>>3898518
Go with what your filthy heart desires.
Don't be shackled by the whims of 20 people who felt like voting at 2:30AM EST.
>>3898636
I enjoyed that one actually!
>>3898723
hey spiderman wanna hear a joke
>>3898710
If I could have, I would have picked both. I just liked the idea of a qt construction worker hyena girl cat-calling a business suit-wearing male wolf (or other pred species).
>>3898740
NO
>>3898644
Go on IRC then and let em know.
If trips mods ban spiderman
The hyena girl already has a pseudo penis, so having her with a grill would basically be M/F
>>3898769
Okay spidey
Knock knock
>>3898547
People like dicks, basically. Hey, while I'm here making polls, how about another one:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10669022
>>3898582
I'll keep that in mind for any future developments, thank you for the idea anon
>>3898678
Okay you know what I have to give you props for that joke
>>3898713
That's why I figure I'll let the poll run its course until I get home from work tomorrow
Or, perhaps a better idea would be to repost it when I get home from work tomorrow, let it run for an hour or so, and THEN use whatever is the top option.
If it's close-ish I might just end up going with female-female because there is currently no supply on the market of the thread
>>3898780
Well I tried
Fuck this shit, goodnight folks
>>3898763
>>3898769
>>3898778
hahaha this looser posting on other boards the same lol how sad is that
>>3898453
>Judy gripped hard at Nick's arm, eyes staring intently towards the sky.
>"Nick, look! It's Spiderman!"
>Nick, isn't he amazing? Look a how fast he moves, it's incredible!"
>She huffed, electrified with excitement. Spiderman! She'd TOLD Nick he was real, and here he was in the flesh, swinging artfully over their heads like a ballerina suspended in the sky.
>He was so fast...
>He was so agile...
>He was... Getting closer?
>Spiderman broke from his pattern of swinging from roof to roof, now heading directly for them at somewhat frightening speeds.
>"N-Nick?" she asked, a little unsure. "Is it me or is he heading straight for-"
>The superhero slammed into her with all the force of a freight train, tearing her away from Nick, tossing the two of them across the road like a pair of ragdolls.
>Spiderman's hands clamped around her shoulders in a painfully steely grip.
>A horrific amalgamation between a human and spider cock erupted out of his pants, black and mangled and repulsive.
>"Oh god," she wailed, her previous excitement giving way to cold, unrelenting terror. "Nick, H-help!"
>Nick stared, smiled, yanked out his phone and began recording, paw already diving into his underwear.
>>3898795
who's there
>>3898758
>"Hey four-eyes, want to howl at MY full moon?"
>"y-YES. Yes I would! You're really cute, can I take you out to dinner?"
>"...SHIT IT WORKED. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN IT WORKS?!"
>>3898710
Because straight is better, obviously.
>>3898798
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10669022
I don't even understand these choices.
I got a joke for you, Spidey.
Why was Gwen upset when you returned her book?
>>3898798
Look at it this way: Becca was bi, and preferred to fuck girls.
If we're making a uncancerous hyena girl, I think she should be straight just to avoid that. You can make a different lesbian couple to fill that niche.
>>3898798
The way it works is that the clit is extended into a penis-like structure
>>3898869
The spine was broken.
>>3898869
Idk, why?
>>3898798
Normal vag, please. Too much pseudo-penis in art.
>>3898822
Not uncle Ben!
>>3898875
You are atttributing an entire sexual orientation to one shitty OC. Stop, step away from the computer and take a breather.
>>3898895
oh, so you wanna fight, don't you?
>>3898850
I assume it's 1) Futa 2) Pseudopenis 3) Vagina 4) Shemale
>>3898892
Is that a reference to Amazing Spiderman 2? I thought she died when her head hit the ground.
>>3898825
>"HAMHOCK, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!"
>"Fuck if I know, I've never seen it get this far before. You're on your own, Rebby."
>>3898909
hahaha, only for that, all night SPIDEY!!!!!
>>3898825
Heh, that's cute.
>>3898875
How is pseudo penis on male butthole any less cancerous than pseudo penis on female vagina?
>>3898913
Wouldn't avoiding you be the opposite of wanting to fight?
Why would you even spm images when you admittedly don't enjoy it.
>>3898933
>>3896018
Been stuck on the fourth chapter for awhile but my schedules cleared up and I can read the rest now!
Can't wait for your collab with Mead. You really don't get the attention that you deserve, Writeanon.
Good night, thread. Hopefully we will continue our good vibes undisturbed tomorrow.
>>3898926
Need a hug spidey?
>>3898974
Night, anon. And if you're who I think you are, see you tomorrow. ;3
>>3898978
Please stop replying to him. Just report and hope the mod/janny deletes his shitposting again.
>>3898978
no thanks, i prefer see you suffer...
>>3898850
Basically what >>3898916 said
pic related is what I was trying to refer to with the first two
>>3899599
>>3899590
Ha... ha... ha...
>>3899610
wow two bands in one night, mods are monitoring.
but i promise to jokeanon... ALL NIGHT LONG!
>>3899577
hahahahaha good one my friend.
I need to find more Fin stuff, such a cutie.
>>3899620
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>>3899527
I feel like this really needs a part 3
>>3899600
I think I can say that my jokes have been getting less shit over time
Nice dubbadubs by the way
>>3899661
>>3899665
There might be one. I saved those like a month ago.
I hope we get to see more Rex... or any of the pack streeters really. They're all great.
>>3899685
>>3899693
End
>>3899691
>Not using your Spiderman reaction images to tell shitty jokes
Spiderbro I am dissapointed
>>3899566
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>>3899677
>check'em
577 then 677
what sorcery is this?
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>>3899700
That was cute, I love the idea of Judy being the proposer.
Now I gotta keep writing stuff in here
>>3899722
The ungodly combination of joke and meme magic
>>3899727
MFW
something
>>3899766
Well I do have a bunch of reference stuff so I'll drop that.
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>>3899589
>Schalke
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>>3899784
What is this joke anyway? I see it constantly in these threads.
>>3899794
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>>3899803
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
>>3899480
You didn't have a choice in the matter. She wanted the Donkey Dong.
>>3899813
I don't know, what does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
>>3899821
Well with what we know of Donk he probably tricked her. Like the old "Oh no I have a snake bite, quick suck out the poison!" trick. Pretty dastardly Donk, this is going on your permanent record.
>>3899831
Beat it! We're closed!
>>3899849
Fucking hell spidey i thought you'd leave me enough for 1 more joke
>>3899879
>Beat it
Very nice joke anon, you are a cool duder.
>>3899879
CMON DO YOUR FUCKING JOKE, I FUCKING DARE YOU, DO IT!!!!!!!!
>>3899879
WE STILL HAVE ONE IMAGE LEFT!
>>3899913
RIP Gideon
>>3899936
You are a cool duder Donk, keep being super cool.
>>3899952
d'aww, thanks anon, I appreciate it. You're cool in my book, too
>>3899991
Just keep drawing that qt3.14 hyena and you'll stay golden.
Not exclusively, mind you. But she's too cute to be a one-thread wonder.
>>3900040
I dunno anon I might just have to put the current Moped/Donk saga on hold while I draw exclusively her dicking the characters from the movie-
Huh, I think I actually started bleeding a bit from my eyes for a moment there.
Anyway I might actually draw her a couple more times, so long as I'm waiting for Moped's turn in the comic anyway