/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Steven is for...? Edition
Previous: >>3885312
>Steven’s Summer Adventure starts July 18
http://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>3891096
We'll be back, baby!
Here we go.
LAPPY EGGS!!!!!!!!
Lapidot fags suicide when?
on a shitposting scale from 1 to 10, where is zoneposting?
Steven is for Lapis
my WIFE and i LOVE her
>>3891199
5 with no gems involved
2 with gems involved
Two weeks until the megaevent that runs until August 12th
>>3891235
I am ready.
what if pearl never shape shifts because she isn't good at it and it's embarrassing
>>3891249
>believing you are ready
You aren't ready. No one is.
>>3891215
And she loves black cocks
>>3891283
Motherfucker i said i'm ready and i fucking mean it.6
>>3891235
Is there confirmation that it runs until the 12th?
>>3891235
Where was it confirmed to be August 12?
Stevaroni
>>3891233
>>3891213
yeah I think I'll go back to gemposting
apparently NOONE made an image of amethyst in a zonetan outfit. I think imma ask a drawfag.
>>3891374
Best human/gem fusion
>>3891379
Zone's outfit just seems like a normal shirt like this.
Here's Amethyst.
>>3891407
>Steven
>Gem
>>3891506
Her lapis is looking different
>No no, trust me, this is normal attire here on earth. To prove your worth in combat without the aid of armor is a great show of strength.
>>3891588
gtfo of here with those disgusting boobs
>>3891416
I know what you mean, the clothing is drawn so flatly.
in general the drawing has something of a sketch, in a nice way though
>>3891440
best purple gem
>the only one they're selling on ebay is curry cunny
kill me
>>3891630
>they don't like the best gem
wow what a dork
We should probably get a pastabin with all the stream sites in order or usefulness, so that if the one we are using goes down people won't spam the thread with New Stream Where?
>>3891664
curry is fucking delicious I'll fight u
if only the figurines didn't look like hasbro designed them
>>3891689
If we do that, we should probably keep a pastabin in the OP with mega links for all the episodes, and update it accordingly so that people aren't spamming the thread asking for the mega link
>>3891168
lappy eggs are for ____
>>3891689
This is a /co/ problem.
Not a /trash/ problem.
>>3891689
>>3891712
this is perfectly reasonable, good thinking guys!
>>3891713
gay
Love dem
>>3891772
Oh wait wtf why is yellow Pearl there
>>3891772
Yep.
>>3891729
if it it's no problem having a neat collection is a productive proposal.
>>3891772
Love dem
>SU pornfics almost always involve two characters from the show fucking each other, almost never a nameless POV
>Of the few POVs I've found, they're always of the worst gems
>Of those worst gem POVs, all of them are of male POVs
JUST fuck my shit up gempai
>>3891772
>they traded in lapis for yellow pearl
kek
>>3891795
I would agree, except the only good streams are the ones that come when it's being aired.
You can't rely on dead links and just hope they'll be alive.
>>3891338
>>3891352
Nowhere, that's just speculation. If they aired a new episode a day, starting with two on the 18th, season 3 would end on Friday, August 12th.
I think they might tone down the airings to extend the event after the first week though. 5 episodes in the first week and then 3 each week after would end the event on Friday, August 26th.
>>3891680
I love the best gem but those boobs are just ugly
>>3891884
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>3891884
I don't see Garnet anywhere.
>>3891842
>fapping to fanfics in general
I have this silly idea about amethyst singing an oddly articulate song to pearl and peridot to silence their bickering after she called them "P1 and 2".
It would be a song about all the things that start with P and associates with either, or both.
>>3891917
>I was his player 2 all night long...
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?sgt=list&fromTimeInMillis=1468728000000&stnNum=12131&aid=zap2it
>Monday 7:15 PM.
>Dropbeat Dad.
So this is basically confirmed now. It'll be interesting to watch zap2it update in the following days, it looks like the episodes were in fact slightly out of order. Three-parter's now really looking like it could be the season finale.
>>3891863
Yes and no. I saw it work in other communities on 4chan, normally some fags actually also kept the streams up. Do we have that critical mass is the question.
>>3891959
We have temporary streams for when it's showtime like i said.
No stream that has been posted here has been permanent.
>>3891934
fucking synopsis when
>>3889689
kill all thumbnail posters
canon
>>3891924
I know I have that one sadie comic somewhere
where she says to lars "I'm a natural Dcup and only waist high"
>>3891977
oh! yeah, of course. But once we're back up it would make sense to have a pastebin prepared for threads made in that time frame.
>>3892017
Have those ever helped?
>>3892046
i mean at least it's a bit of a clue however vague
>>3892043
So far the only temporary streams that show up during airtime anymore is some mlp garbage and sauce's
Sauce has gone through some changes and i don't believe he'll ever have the same link so he's really someone we just gotta wait for showtime with.
do you think lapis has a water inflation fetish and that she masturbates while inflating peridot until peridot orgasms?
>>3892065
Don't bring that here, that thread is gonna die.
>>3892028
Good evening, sunshine.
>>3892028
Peridot >>>> Connie
>>3892087
>>3892067
welp, fair enough
>some mlp garbage
hmmm I vaguely remember such a thing
the mlp folk is terribly efficient when it's about streaming
or used to be, at least. admirable.
>>3889704
the deviantart one is bigger but I gotta run this fucking script to find it
I'll let you fucks know if I can find it in like 15 minutes
I ain't even reading what you're posting because SGDQ is up, fuck off
>>3891959
>Saving my shitty edit instead of the original
>>3891680
I wonder how the Summer of Steven will disappoint, just like in too deep.
>>3891792
>>3892205
Do you actually save these on your PC or only to repost?
>>3891203
>>3891215
what lucky guys.
>>3892238
Well In Too Deep had a promo that over-hyped things after the longest hiatus to date (hopefully ever), while Summer of Steven's coming off of a short hiatus with a normal promo and a bunch of episodes later on that look really crazy,
>>3892201
hey, both are great reaction images.
>>3892277
Not as lucky as this one
>>3892238
>falling for the promo meme
i expected nothing and got good episodes and my wife back, this SoS will be no different
>>3891664
>not wanting the curry cunny
>>3892358
That's quite impressive.
>>3892238
>>3892301
>homeworld gem, human interactions
>comfy vibes
>stevaroni
>probably jasper tease
Why are people so down on this bomb?
>>3892406
The only thing that would add to the plot so far
>jasper tease
Is highly unlikely.
But if the SoL is good i'll be fine.
>>3891407
sexiest SU hybrid thing
>>3892406
Stevaroni is not the character's name.
anything to add to the list?
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/fusion-headcanons
also, I think I forgot moonstone
What do the cg's do for independence day?
>>3892406
>>3892406
I was pointing out that it's probably going to be the opposite of In Too Deep for people who haven't been spoiled by the leaks. They'll be expecting less now and probably get more.
>>3892460
Probably sit back and have a BBQ with Greg.
Or nothing because they literally where there are the Revolutionary war and saw some shit
>>3892448
What's your logic for fluorite
"It green and purple"?
>>3892445
Haha Anon already out of the loop.
>>3892462
Thank you based Anon
Why is he so perfect, /sug/?
So guys what were some classic sug moments co or trash
>that time on /co/ we spent three threads arguing whether humans could beat gems in a war
>FINALLY getting Steven vs Amethyst
>Amethyst going to get her arse kicked
YESH
I can't wait for the first 10 or so episodes to leak a week early
>>3892493
pretty much. All of them are color-motivated except Tigers eye.
Also, all Pearl fusions all have to be multicolored. That's just a rule, I didn't make it up
>>3891135
thats one fancy sapphire
>>3892514
wut
>>3892512
That fuck that defended the idea that he, personally could shatter Garnet with nothing but a hunting knife
>>3892526
Quite so.
>>3892512
Humans wouldn't stand a fucking chance if gems would just start using guns
>>3892538
Holy fuck I remember that one guy he was the only one in that final thread and responded to every single post
>>3892460
ruby BBQ
>>3892538
lllol
>>3892465
I feel yeah Anon.
>>3892544
oh my~
>>3892554
He was so fucking confident that he could physically overpower a gem
>>3892512
>When the NTR for Ruby and Sapphire was so often posted
>When you realized they only did that because Ruby and Sapphire are the only canon relationship going on right now
>That guy who keeps posting the cringe worthy topic of "cud a gunz keel a gem1111" edge just for (Yous)
>Watermelonfags first appearances by bashing some watermelons
>Second appearance by bashing characters with long hair and the two circling lips, mainly Sapphire.
>>3892532
Steven vs Amethyst is a episode title, which is coming up.
So Steven Floats and Drop Beat Dad are airing the same day according to Zap2It. You think we're getting two episodes every day?
I want to try mutual masturbation with Lapis but only if she's okay with it.
>>3892604
>2 episodes every day
Oh dear lord
>>3892604
no CN is just acknowledging that frogs fucked them
>>3892525
I think the fact that azurite is so closely associated with malachite (they often form together, see azurmalachite) abstractly lends to the legitimacy of pearl(watery)/lapis (one proven fusion is malachite) being a thing.
She would need to be a very dark blue so she counts as a different color palet from lapis/sapphire. That is also a trend going on, unique pallets
>>3892604
No, it's just the first day.
>>3892602
holy shit I missed that
I look forward to it
>>3892510
I don't know, try describing what you like about him. That's a good start!
>>3892510
I wonder, are you two a couple for real, or are you just meming?
>>3892608
purple is definitely one of my favourite colors. next to green and yellow.
Aaaa
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/750128512447549440
>Drop beat Dad
It has to be farty marty.
>opening with a town episode
Kill me
Reminding you guys about future episode titles.
>>3892720
>remember that he blocked me
Kek
Also; IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>3892131
>>3889704
Yeah, no saving this one
Fucking deviantart cryptic filesystem
Have the next best thing
>>3892720
>Believing
Nah not gonna finish that sentence.
>>3892720
DOUBT THY WORDS OF THE PROPHET BURNETT, HE HAS RUSED US BEFORE!
>>3892720
Prepare for a long fucking hiatus guys. No way they'll have season 4 episodes ready by the time Summer of Steven ends. We'll be here from September to like mid-2017.
>>3892777
>>>>>Falling for the 5 season meme this hard
My boi.
Season 3 (4/5) has been close to completion for a while now.
>>3892720
The Lord giveth
>>3892777
And the Lord taketh away
>"Anon, may you sit here for a moment?"
>>3892596
Remember Scraps and his commission?
>>3892805
absolutely
>>3892720
>all of season 3
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>3892741
Nah, that's a 4 minimum.
>>3892041
>peridot
>not a hopelessly sensitive quickshot
>>3892777
THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!
>>3892856
Still hot.
Peridot is zone's favorite gem.
>>3892795
Not really. It was only at the end of last year that they finished voice recording for S2 (now S3) and they're still doing voice recording for S3 (now S4/5). SU animation takes nearly a year to do so AT MOST, we could get a single bomb format for S4 but we would then go on another long hiatus so no matter what, we're going on a long hiatus before this year ends.
These are my Pearls
>>3892720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM
>>3892720
I remember joking about them doing this.
Why the fuck are they doing this? Why this Netflix 'all at once' stuff? If this was literally just sitting on a CN server, why wasn't it released in a weekly schedule? We just came off of the longest hiatus ever seemingly for NO fucking reason.
Fucking CN.
>>3892805
okay..?
>>3892913
how else can they fit eight hours of teen titans go every day
>>3892720
Ya know, it was a while ago, but I joked on here during the last hiatus that they would release a "Steven carpet bomb" airing new episodes every day for a month.....
I'm not sure if i should feel proud or horrified.
>>3892913
Because CN needs more time for Teen Titans Go! (Speaking of TTG, was it ever announced it was coming back for a fourth season? I know the third season is nearing it's end and they usually start a new season like a week or two after the previous one ends)
>>3892913
it's the new meme of broadcasting, don't even think about "when will this be over", this is television until television dies, bitch!
>>3892720
Time to have some fucking funnnnnnnnnnnnn
Drop beat Dad predictions?
Will Marty be an unredeemable piece of shit or
have a touching human connection with his son?
>>3892901
>>3892929
>>3892957
Christ I hate CN more every day.
>>3892965
Beautiful.
Meanwhile this does have an adverse effect on viewing. SU has SoL and a slow plot, which really isn't meant for marathoning. Hence why bombs fucked around with the broadcast order of episodes for plot reasons. This will defiantly impact the pacing adversely, as well as the fan reactions to it. One episode a day leaves no time for discussion of an episode at all, and looking at the leaked episode titles, to fit the pacing we are probably going to get 9-10 town episodes in a row. Literally fuck you CN.
As expected. Wonder if Sugar will have masterfully lined up a fusion reveal in time? SDCC starts on the 21st, we'll be a few episodes in by then.
If not, just look at other goodies we've gotten past years, like that poster with the whole gang and extended intro in 2015.
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/750131866372493312
>>3892707
That glowy blue and purple are my fav
And ranger/olive green
>>3893031
It's either gonna be a fusion reveal like the previous two years or it'll be the return of Jasper
>>3893031
We should organize a better bday card. Or wait last minute
>>3892965
but why has broadcasting become this?
>>3892205
>>3892247
>>3892462
>>3892978
Is this the work of one Giant Anon or multiple smaller ones?
>>3892975
Hey guys Check out my prediction video
Dont forget to like and sub.
thx senpai
not sure how this aligns with matt's tweet, but after the first bomb the rest of the episodes will fit suspiciously nicely into groups of 5. so although we may not get all of them during this event, i think it's pretty likely that after drop beat dad this list is both complete and in order
>>3893108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JunP7NOxbSI
fuck
>>3893127
gem harvest two-parter stuff
>>3893127
This is probably when they started writing them for bomb format
Now they don't fuckin do that anymore lel
>>3893033
olive green is a nice green. but a rather discrete one, more natural in a way. I also like the greens a ripe Hass avocado has on the inside.
>>3891215
Did i miss another promo?
>>3892720
JASPDEMPTION CONFIRMED
>>3893190
you did
>>3892707
Hell if I know desu
>>3893162
Oh nice nice
>>3893212
link pls?
>>3893244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9mnVtBaxE
>>3893231
>suke
POST YFW
>>3893231
just don't go too rough on him, you flirty bastard.
Somebody do us a solid and put the new promos inside the next OP.
This month is gonna be retarded.
>>3893265
What?
>>3892510
I ask myself that same question every day.
>>3893278
Peridot is a treasure and a mainstay. I hope Lapis can become lovable in her own way (not sold on her yet) and Jasper too one day. They feel so fresh
>>3893278
>that tablet on her wrist
she wants her enhancers back still, it'll probably take like 2 fucking seasons to make her replacements
>>3893308
Lapis when it comes down to brass tax has yet to do much to actually be likable, shes very selfish and has done little more then act for her own interests or lash out
>>3893293
aren't you >>3892510 ?
>>3893336
We're not, sucrose already confirmed we're getting more SU in the fall.
>>3893332
And be a giggly goober for Steven, it's just not enough
>>3893336
Why? His answer would be a half lie and plus he stopped answering questions ages ago.
>>3893336
You know it's a certainty if we get the whole of season 3.
I'll write anything you want as long as it doesn't involve humans (exceptions being Anon or a human-version of a gem).
>>3893369
Like she would know
>>3893377
Amethyst versus Steven fight.
Amethyst ran away, Steven followed. Both are seeking to knock out the other.
>>3893212
GEMS GEMS GEMS GEM-GEMS
GEMS GEMS GEMS GEMS
>>3893406
You're a bit obsessed
>>3893428
I don't follow.
>>3893369
>All of season three airs in the summer.
>Short break.
>Weekly airings from there on out.
PLEASE.
>>3893457
I fucking hope so.
>>3893457
Why do you do this anon, your just setting yourself up for disappointment.
post Pearl
Are fusions "gems" or not
They have multiple gems
>>3893524
They're gems, but not singular gems.
>>3893406
I'm not great at writing combat, but I guess I could give it a try?
In all honesty I was expecting something sexual, and I can't tell if I should be glad or disappointed that /sug/ is better than that.
>>3891379
I want Jasper dress as zone and tease me with her boot
>>3893562
If you want, write a fic about Lapis raping Peridot with blackmail.
>>3893488
then I was just hinting at the fact that you're quite flirty even though you ain't together yet. Which isn't a bad thing, don't get me wrong.
>>3893563
kinky. Also, zonidot would be cute as fuck
although I wonder if she can even style that dorito hair
>>3893599
He's my husband and I'm his pearl it's fate and if it isnt we're both gunna die by my hand.
>>3893687
Didn't Pearl get cucked?
Hmmmm
>>3893457
lol that's physically impossible, you know this this show is being created by humans, not some kind of impeccable cartoon synthesis algorithm
>>3893687
Absolutely heartwarming!
fuck me it's nearly 4 am
ABORT
>>3893687
as long as you're not gonna reenact yandere simulator all is fine
>>3893031
>they don't even know when their fucking SDCC panel is
Sasuga CN
>>3893717
I'm planning for it, via a bloodbath desu
>>3893726
It's pretty gay desu
>>3893750
That was my plan though
>>3893764
Remember when batter murdered a child of the person he loved
>>3892596
I honestly think a gun could kill a gem, atleast a gem like Pearl or an overcooked Amethyst
You just need to shoot it with something really powerful and hit the gem and the gemstone if possible
But hitting the gem would be pretty hard and hitting the gemstone woupd be even harder
>>3893797
Ehh, that was a bad translation. The actual plot is something like Hugo made the batter and the queen.
>>3893721
Are you saying we should replace Koreans with robots? Because I agree.
>>3893813
I'm glad you aren't going full ow the edge and saying they get instantly wrecked by guns.
However i still can't agree with your aspects because their durabilities are inconsistent
>>3893813
Honestly, I think we might end up finding out. The show uses Chekhov's meme way too much to simply give Vidalia a gun and not let her ever use it.
>>3893813
I think it depends on the gem. Jasper could take serious punishment
>>3893944
>That one person whos pics are all named image
What a dork
>>3893212
I hope this setup involves Steven and Pearl incidentally fusing, at least for a bit.
>>3894041
>one person
Anon...
>>3894041
I know, right?
>>3894041
Hey, there are dorks besides me who post image.exe
>>3894086
Oh my, I read that wrong, how embarrassing!
>>3893982
I believe that too, that's why I said "atleast a gem like Pearl or an overcooked amethyst"
Jaspers are supposed to be tough, and they can probably survive getting shot in the face by a tank
Well, maybe not our Jasper since her gemstone is right on her face, so it might be a bit risky, but you get what I'm saying
>>3894067
PATHETIC
>>3893258
Is it strange if this gave me a raging boner?
because now I have a raging boner
Anyone else think that the 3-diamond fusion is going to be carbonado
>>3894159
That's normal, anon. I got one too.
>>3893258
>july 18th
Im ready for steven now, but
I suppose I can wait a little longer
he's literally banned from talking to fans
>>3894159
It would be strange if you didn't get a boner
>>3894211
less than 2 weeks until we face a fucking carpet bomb anon
>>3894226
That does seem like the sole logical explanation
>>3894244
please no, let this not be true
>>3894257
It is, they're dumping the whole rest of season 3 on us
>>3894277
Followed by the longest hiatus ever most likely.
>>3894288
no
no
please, not this
I just wanted a summer of steven
>>3894288
It's like CN wishes it cuold cancel SU, but can't actually do it.
>>3894226
not sure why you have such a hateboner for Matt. He used to be a fun guy before he got sick of autistic fans bothering him all the time on tumblr and then twitter.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3894345
Just let him have it, Pearl.
>>3894338
He was always a half lying asshole who could never be a reliable source.
Why he starting picking up questions and not any other crew member i'll never know.
But boy did he answer them poorly.
Ian knew when to just keep quiet or be blunt and say it's confidential.
>>3894365
Have what?
Rose's dildo?
honestly I don't think Pearl would give something like that up quietly anon
>>3894338
i don't hate him, i've defended him on multiple occasions, but he did objectively fuck up w/r/t the whole comparison of loli art to gay art, even if you think there's nothing wrong with loli you have to admit that was a big fuckup
>>3894377
It's not his fault people are too autistic to know what a joke is
>>3894398
Because that's what he was going for.
He was always trying to either leave it up in the air but he did so poorly and came off like an ass hole.
Quit trying to make him seem okay, he's an asshole, he brought the bad rep on himself by answering questions poorly.
>tfw no hugs
>>3894430
Yup
no hugs here in sug
only free fugs for every gem
>>3894383
I don't remember what he said about loli/gay art. Was it referring to StevenxPeridot?
>>3894424
he was aggressively blindsided by tumblr trolls, they deliberately pounced on him with unrelated questions when they saw he was riled up to provoke him to say something they could quote to character assassinate him
you can say he should've been prepared for that shit and I won't argue with that but he was definitely attacked by tumbristas in a calculating manner
I didn't get any writing done this weekend, and it's probably going to be a while before I do any at all, but at least SU is coming back soon.
>>3894424
I've sent some questions to him occasionally, though he never answers mine. I assume he just likes cherry picking the poor ones just for fun.
Rebecca never answers questions because she simply receives waaay too many to even try. Ian uses the shitty questions to show how upset or tired of answering shitty questions, while Matt does the same but with a 'fun' spin on it. Matt FINALLY learned his lesson by refusing to answer any questions any more, thank god.
Love you guys
>>3894482
do you do fanfics or writing prompt requests?
>>3894338
I thought "Matt the Liar" was a tongue-in-cheek meme?
>>3893764
>>3894542
yeah, just like the ASIAN
>>3894559
But purity is boring
>>3894526
No, original stuff. I used to do smut fics but they were really cringeworthy.
The closest thing I have to a fanfic is a shelved project called The Intentionally Scandalous Autobiography of William J. Wonka, but since he's more of a fairytale figure I don't consider it to be a fanfic so much as an adaptation
>>3894559
guys help
i have control over another human being and i don't want to misuse my power
what do?
>>3894755
orgasm denial until they cry
>>3894755
Don't misuse your power?
>>3894755
Is this some sort of extreme emotional manipulation or do you happen to be a warlock?
WHICH GEM HAS THE SMELLIEST FARTS
>>3894796
ok then orgasm denial until they cry then.
>>3894796
the orgasm denial until they cry
>>3894799
it's like being a warlock except over the internet
>>3894796
orgasm denial until they cry
I'm pretty glad the "emo Lapis" and "Lapis only cares about Steven" memes will be coming to an end soon.
>>3894851
What
No they're not.
>>3894578
Would you let Bob purify your zones?
>>3894796
Have the individual in question cosplay as Lapis, THEN orgasm denial until they cry
>>3894879
>OFF reference
finally
>>3894879
>>3894910
could you imagine the instant they gave that final frustrated look before you saw the tears and eventual begging?
>>3894851
but they're canon, not that it's a bad thing
what if the clips of steven flying with a sandals and the clip with the gems in the burning room are from "monster reunion"; steven sees the centipeetle in his dreams, and something signifies that she's healing (maybe she actually speaks to him, but maintains her monster form, until actually reforming). he tells them, and amethyst is excited, garnet is willing to give it a try (see her smile in the preview), and pearl is worried.
>>3895046
Kind of thought that myself, seeing as how the commercial seems to draw from about 4 or 5 episodes, that seems pretty likely too.
>>3895046
I was thinking that'd they'd want to try to heal Jasper's corruption for whatever reason by practicing on a monster that actually likes Steven first, but hey this works too.
Another day, another thread and I just want to sleep and rest a lot with Greg
>>3893258
That jacket is fantastic for Stevonnie
>>3895164
One day you will receive your bear-waifu.
>>3895164
I'm happy that he looks so happy in the promos, Greg eps are always good (besides House Guest)
>>3895156
We haven't even seen Jasper since SWI nor do we/they know if she's corrupted or not. That clip was from an UPCOMING episode
So not quite.
>>3895236
We don't talk about that episode anon.
>>3895156
that actually would help make it more related to the plot now that i think about it, instead of just throwing steven into this predicament. i had another prediction that the boat clips were from "alone at sea", and it could possibly involve steven and lapis going out to sea, and stumbling upon jasper, who is probably glitching bc her gem's cracked, or already partially corrupting. steven wants to help her, lapis doesn't, jasper becomes increasingly desperate for help until she gets violent, causing lapis to poof her.
if the order really is wrong, "alone at sea" might come before "monster reunion", and a scenario similar to my predictions may happen. idk tho
>Pearl is motherly, neurotic, fastidious
>Garnet is commanding, understated, centered
>Amy is lackadaisical, outspoken, messy
>Peridot is analytical, nerdy, socially unequipped
So what exactly is Lapis supposed to be? I'm not even being sarcastic, I actually want to know. Is she supposed to stay emotionally withdrawn, sullen, and pessimistic? Or will she go back to Beach Summer Fun Buddies mode and become lighthearted, immature, and jovial?
And even more to the point, where does Jasper fit in this dynamic? Best I can figure, Jasper is (presumably) decisive, hardheaded, and impulsive. What'do you think?
also i'm 99% sure we'll be going back to empire city soon.
>>3895391
Lapis is all of those things you mentioned, with a clear divide between how she treats Steven versus others.
We still haven't seen her actually speak to anyone besides Steven and Peri. Japser is TOTALLY up in the air, I don't doubt she's more than what she seems. You know how different we see peri in Catch and Release onwards versus past episodes.
>>3895391
Lapis is Peri's love interest
I've been coming to /sug/ for a long while...
Never thought I'd jack off and cum on cam for any of you dorks.
Who else /lewddood/
>>3895537
lel
>>3893088
it's the work of an ENEMY STANDO
>>3895562
That's because you didn't
Who would want to watch a man masturbate anyways
>>3895609
Another man
>>3895391
I think we the viewers are seeing Lapis at a transitional point (Malachite), so it's kinda hard to exactly pin down her personality at the moment.
But if I had to guess, Lapis is playful, selfish, stubborn, and protective
>>3895678
>transactional point (malachite)
As in, she's in a sour mood from that hence why she's acting this way? Honestly it's hard to tell how much is that (she was hamming it up pretty maliciously in barn mates- that was not peri's fault), and and how much is her residual hate for the CGs for starting the war that made her life hell and kept her trapped for a few decades (after being picked up).
I mean just a few episodes ago she threw in the towel and tried to kill them all once again
>>3895643
I'm another man, and when I want to see a man jerk off I just look in the mirror
>>3895609
I do.
I feel like I saw a picture a long time ago. It was Jasper saying:
>The children are playing with swords
>AND MY KID'S WINNING!
If it exists, can someone post it? Hopefully I didn't dream this up.
>>3895849
It exists
Don't have it
>>3895788
Are you a girl?
What's the big reveal at SDCC folks, I gotta know
real actual talk, how would you feel about a romance moving from fandom shipping to outright canon confirmation?
And if it had to happen, which ship would you prefer?
>>3895879
No
>>3895926
It would be great
And Greven
>>3895953
Degenerate
>>3895926
You posted a a particularly shitty crack ship, I don't give those the time of day
I would not be offended if any of the popular ships became canon, no. Trust Crewniverse.
>>3895954
>Greven
Delete this
>>3895926
>>3895982
>>3895975
What're the non-crack ships in your eyes?
>>3896021
Having actually made eye contact before as a bare minimum. Next up, actually having spoken to one another. Not asking for a lot
>>3896049
>Having made eye contact is the criteria
>Lapidot, StevonnieXAmy, and Jaspearl all fall into that category
So you're telling me there's a chance?
>>3896136
No, I only said I wouldn't be opposed to any of the popular non-crack ones going canon. Likelihood is a whole nother story
>Stevonnie X Amethyst
wat
>>3896021
Anything not involving Lapis or Amethyst
>>3896173
Wait, wait, THAT'S the one you latched onto as weird?
Not the ship where a rape survivor and war prisoner falls for her autistic midget captor? Or the one where an outright evil sworn enemy of earth with no redeeming qualities ends up fucking the best gem?
Yet the one with two characters who actually like each other is weird?
Good night, /sug/. I hope all of you get to see plenty of your waifu in the upcoming summer episodes.
>>3896218
Whoa there. I have never once heard of Stevonnie X Amethyst is all.
>lapis is a rape survivor
HOL THE
>jasper has no redeeming qualities
FUCK UP
Would the gems like fire works?
>>3895562
Th-this is too spicy for /sug/
is everyone here a fucking faggot or what
>>3896325
Yes
>>3896325
I always say no homo...
I'm straight right?
Mr. Greg airs on the 19th, wow
>>3896325
Didn't you know? Being a faggot is now consider "cool". I blame the SJW faggots.
>>3896367
Greg is an eyesore hairy thumb kill Greg
>>3896267
>I have never once heard of Stevonnie X Amethyst is all.
Not surprising, there are a 132 ways to ship the gems, their fusions, Steven and Connie together.
remove pearl
>>3896352
totes
>>3896325
No, I´m actually straight
Glad to hear I'm not the only one
>>3896325
No fucking shit
>>3896404
AAAAAHHHHH
>>3896325
it's not gay if you don't swallow
>>3896325
>he hasn't transcended all forms of sexuality, both traditional and modern, for the sake of having a wider range of entertainment
>tfw live in southern california
>tfw can never tell if those are fireworks or gunshots during the 4th of July
I'm scared /sug/
wat do
>>3896325
I wanna fuck garnets big thick thighs so no I don't think so
>>3896404
welcome to /sug/
>>3896484
Don't go outside, maybe? This really isn't difficult.
>>3896484
You don't know fear until you live in the south and it's either fireworks, guns being used drunkenly, guns being used recreationally, or guns being used violently. Or just a shitty truck.
>>3896484
>live in southern california
>the nice part
>always are fireworks
Lets fuck anon
>>3895743
the most I can say is that shes letting her trauma define her, one that has only recently ended after lasting longer then any human has lived, she has lived alone for so long its probably very hard to actually think outside of herself again, so lost in herself she's been, its hard to consider that the world doesn't ow her for what a mere handful did, asking for understanding and not giving it back
>>3896404
woah
>>3896642
sorry anon but I am not mentally ill
>>3896484
>>3896642
>tfw everyone lives in cali but me
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>3896664
Right, 5000 years of loneliness and a few decades of being bossed around by Pearl isn't something you can brush under the rug so soon. That has to be the biggest thing affecting her, which in turns make intensifies any other slights against her since being freed.
She has done plenty of lashing out and that has yet to help anyone. She will have to swallow her pride (she seems to think highly of herself yet at the same time has self-worth issues? Idk how to express that) and learn to live a little. Even among those who have slighted her in some way unlike Steven
>>3896750
It's far too late, I'm gunna cuck you with other socal anon and we're gunna do it live on stream for /sug/
>SU ends with gems destroying yellow diamond's mothership
>resistance takes over homeworld's government
>the new homeworld government merge governments with humans
>series ends with humans and gems living together in harmony
>fast forward five years
>new steven universe series pops up
>on adult swim
>is about an older steven living on a cyberpunk esque homeworld
would you watch it ?
>>3896750
Look on the bright side, you don't live in California.
>>3896799
Murder is now on the menu
>>3896788
>(she seems to think highly of herself yet at the same time has self-worth issues? Idk how to express that)
I wouldn't say she thinks highly of herself, rather that she frames all of her thinking around herself and how things affects her, particularly at a superficial level. It's a defense mechanism, not narcissism.
>>3896803
Everything you said is completely uninteresting to me. But obviously I'll watch it if it has the characters I know and love
>>3896325
>>3896803
Older Steven would be great, and I would definitely watch the shit out of a sequel about Earth and the Gem Homeworld trying to make peace (living together being the goal, rather than the setting), but I'm not really seeing the cyberpunk there.
Cyberpunk generally refers to a pretty specific set of themes and concepts, and none of that really fits in with the SU setting or Steven's character.
>>3896909
Lol this real
>>3896909
That comic is so fucked up
>>3896750
It's a shit state where guns and gay marriage are going to be illegal..
No rights for everyone
>>3896484
You should go to the range for your safety. Literally get a better understanding.
>>3897018
>implying gay marriage being prohibited is a bad thing
fuck gun control though
>>3897018
>Gay marriage going to be illegal in California
U wot?
>>3897133
>gay marriage a bad thing he said on /sug/
>>3895391
I think lapis is bitter but slowly becoming more open. After what she just went through on the one hand she's angry and depressed, on the other hand everything is exciting and new
>>3896325
i don't like manly guys but if someone looks cute I'd fuck him/her
no homo though
>>3897143
The premise 'how can we get more degenerate?' taken to its logical conclusion.
>>3897179
>Implying the majority of /sug/ isn´t straight men pretending to be fags
>>3897233
>pretending
lol?
>>3897251
Nigger have you seen the wifi posting around here?
>>3897286
>>3897233
>straight men pretending to be fags
As if it makes any difference.
>>3897133
Nigga let people do what they want .
>>3897018
you think that's bad
>live in ontario
>everyone is either a hardcore sjw or a /pol/ack
>everyone is either a retarded liberal or a retarded conservative
>nobody is into vidya
>nobody i know has the same interests as me
>have no friends because of it
>weather sucks
>the beaches suck and are polluted as fuck
fuck i wish i was in california at least the beaches are nice
https://join.skype.com/IYcRQwCkHzuB
Lets jerk it babes
>>3897359
montreal is better
>>3897368
nah
>>3897136
Despite public majority were for gay marriage the gov peeps were against it and faught it.
California has nice weather and shit to eat and visit but I rather buy a house somewhere else.
Here's a question.
Which two characters have the most similar sounding voice? Besides obvious ones like twins.
Lapis and Connie? Peridot and Amethyst?
>>3897286
Why is everyone taking sneezing pictures?
>>3897386
if you get out of san fran and LA it's very conservative
similar to florida [spoiler] miami's full of gays[/spoiler]
>>3897359
Public beaches suck bro. Sand is twigs and dirt. Fucking gross!
Private beaches as better but expensive as fuck. Good luck finding parking at a comfortable location.
>>3897412
You live in fl too?
peri is for hug not fug
>>3897412
I'd say most cities in socal are fairly liberal, when you get into the desert trailer towns is where it becomes more conservative.
>>3897412
I only lived here in poway, fuck fienstein and those ass hats.
Sugar lives here in Cali, weather is nice....just sunny.
>>3893258
Pearl is so hot in that tuxedo.
>>3897512
>sunny
>nice
pick one
>>3893518
would steven like the ratboygenius
>>3897553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iw1EnLvm88
Ratboy Genius is actually Steven from the future.
>>3894559
Love the sharkish nose.
>>3897520
>after taking you a night out she pushes you on down on bed and slowly undresses.
>>3897548
When I look at this person I feel pity, because they are obviously mentally unstable.
But I also feel shame, because if I had the money I'd likely do the same fucking thing
>>3895926
I'm not a shipper, but if I had to choose one, it'd be Ponnie.
>>3897668
Eh each there own. We all celebrate being fans differently.
I love to get a signed pinup card by Pearl VA.
Buy a nenderoid figure maybe
And name a bolt action raifu Pearl with a custom made stock.
>>3895926
best ship, obviously
>>3897402
Sadie and Kiki I guess.
>>3897662
>Her long, thick yet lithe 10 inch rod emerges from her trousers' tight embrace
>"It ain't gonna suck itself anon"
>>3897668
>But I also feel shame, because if I had the money I'd likely do the same fucking thing
Well, me too, but more like an altar of worship than actually wearing it in fucking public.
>>3893289
not as retarded as you
>>3897776
Ruined it, but at least you didn't get the get, phaggotte.
>>3897329
nah senpai
>>3895391
>>3897776
You mean she unzips your trousers to play with your 10 inch shlong. Slapping it in her hand admiring your girth and heft.
>>3895849
>it's a steven learns about fooly cooly episode
>>3897251
>>3897850
>10 inches
More like 10 millimetres
>>3897368
>>3897880
Eyyy autismdexer is back
Can you index this pic for me?
>>3897850
I wish I could self insert to that but it's too far from the truth
>>3897662
>She stuffs a sock in your mouth and chokes you with one hand while ripping your pants off with the other. She then grabs your average sized cock, which is -rock- hard by now, and stuffs it inside her sweet blue vagina.
>>3897787
Epik
>>3897911
>>3894578
>>3897879
>it's a steven never asks a damn follow up question episode
"not what we came here for"
would it be that hard to ask "yeah but what is it?"
>>3897776
>tfw pearl will never fuck you in the ass with her inflatable poonjabber
>>3897947
>she rides it too roughly, slowing down in short burst to build up a hard orgasm.
>>3897957
Now this is autism
>>3898014
nah, the other guy is prevedible
>>3898068
What
I bet you can't index this, indexer!
Hey /sug/. First gf I've had in five years just broke up with me via text and is now not talking to me.
How was your day?
>>3898423
Who's yur waifu?
>>3897668
>that profile pic
Every time I see it I kind of laugh, in real life she's actually really fun and Cosplays a pretty neat peridot and young amethyst. She also either still goes on /sug/ or stopped when hiatus was too often.
To think at some point she was shit posting like the rest of us.
>>3898527
Depending on the day, Amy or Garnet. Deciding whether or not to have sympathy on me?
>>3898423
the person i worked with all semester started pretending I didn't exist once i made both of us pass the most important class and did most of his job since he's slow as fug. Sucks, I thought we'd become friends, but such is life
>>3898573
No just guiding you to fap or look on bright side of things.
If gf not cool with waifu fucking then you dodge a bullet bruh. Rather u be happy life time with someone cool bro
>>3898423
I've been there man. It gets better. You'll fine the one.
>>3898423
boring mostly, the town lowballs its fireworks to force people to pay to attend a park event, taunting us with the booms just below the damn tree line
>>3897548
This is just a superficial obsession intentionally highlighted for attention from internet people.
I bet this fucking poser wouldn't even amputate their foot for Pearl.
>>3898628
I'm sorry senpai. University is ripe with opportunities to make friends, though. Keep your chin up.
>>3898643
Nah she knew my waifu was Amy. She even looked like her with short hair. I had her in my phone as "Fun Mom". We actually laid down one day and watched the entirety of SU she hadn't seen together, so that was from episode 26.
I don't think I'll ever find another like her.
>>3898716
I have friends in college. I just thought he was about more than just me doing his job. Oh well, life lessons, etc.
>>3898716
Nah brah your young you'll find another...trust me.
My time has passed but u still got it
>>3898715
have you already consulted your doctor to have a nose like hers?
>>3898661
Thanks anon. I'm trying to keep my head up, but it's hard. It's hard to put aside all of the trust issues and everything that had built up over years of being alone just to let someone in, and have them break up with you over text at 1am just a short while later. I don't know if I'll recover or not. I really don't.
>>3898685
That sucks anon. The place that does fireworks near me is off a port city's shore on an island. Pretty much every year they burn the island down and people have to leave because the smoke and debris starts burning people's eyes.
>>3898715
If you wouldn't self harm to an extreme degree for Pearl you don't really love her!
Kapowie 9 o 6
>>3898745
Disappointing man. But at least you have people to lean on. You'll be fine, anon. You've got this.
>>3898764
The thing is, I don't really want another. I just want her back, so bad. But I know she's gonna be better off without me. I've probably just bringing her down this whole time.
She'll be happy. That's all I want, I guess if it means I'm not there, that's fine.
>>3898773
I would skin a skinwalker with my mosin bayonet for Pearl....
>>3898423
I love you. You didn't deserve that. Hope you feel better from the bottom of my heart.
>>3898843
i would kill you for pearl
>>3898770
You got to be strong and focus on yourself now, health and your very inner peace. I understand though you'll live with those trust issues for the rest of your life but in time you'll meet someone who is worth putting your heart on your sleeve. Just learn from the pain and grow
>>3898841
Look forward for the future. Shit hurts but stay strong and will heal. Maybe be friends as adults.
>>3898872
Come at me bro. Go innawoods and look for glowing eyes.
>>3898766
Anon, I would never do that. To try and imitate Pearl's likeness is blasphemy.
>>3898773
Precisely. I'm glad we agree on this matter.
>>3898770
If they're the kind to dump you at 1 Am over text then fuck them. You can do better.
>>3898874
Like this anon says, focus on yourself.
Friendly reminder that Lady of the Sea anon is a dude named Sam who also goes by Half-A-Prayer
If you come upon the Lady of the Sea, please do not hit on him, silly boys.
>>3898950
Why would I do that? Him and I are friends.
>>3898841
i'll be fine, but im a pussy so I got really emotional over it.
Also bruh what happened why did she do that? Your relationship sounds a lot like mine, we've been together for 4 years and they've seen all the non-normie side of me. If she broke up like that without a reason she might've been interested in someone else or unhappy from the beginning. Youre better off without her.
>>3898851
Thanks. People say there's nothing good in the /trash/ but I beg to differ.
>>3898874
See, you spend so much time focusing on yourself, you end up getting sick of yourself. You know, I was on the verge of suicide for about three years before her. I thought I could be different.
>>3898878
She wants to be friends, but I'm not sure if I can see it happening that way. Has anyone ever really had a successful friendship with an ex before?
>>3898946
I understand where you're coming from, but I think she's having a hard time with it too and can't bring herself to call or visit. It doesn't forgive her but still.
>>3898973
Yeah, you wouldn't hit on your friends, would you?
>>3899001
Be adult about it bro.
>>3898999
She always planned to leave where she was. We're in a psuedo-long distance relationship now, and the move would've made it to where we'd never see each other again, basically. We knew that it was terminal, and I was willing to see it to the end.
I just knew that it didn't matter if she left now or three months from now, it'd still hurt just the same.
>>3899001
No need to thank me. We're all in this together. Do me a solid, try to feel better. Things are bound to get better. It would make me a very happy stranger to know you are happy. Love you, man.
>>3899001
>I think she's having a hard time with it too and can't bring herself to call or visit.
I can understand that that (I'm a fuckup myself), but it's still terrible. You shouldn't ever pull other people down.
>>3899045
>We're in a psuedo-long distance relationship now, and the move would've made it to where we'd never see each other again, basically. We knew that it was terminal, and I was willing to see it to the end.
Jesus. That does not sound like a good train to be riding.
>>3894635
Beef?
>>3899045
Oh, well then it seems she didnt hold your relationship that high, she should at least had a final date with you or something. I see my partner every three months, and we work and save so we can see each other. Really man, you shouldn't be so sad because of her. You sound like a good dude and Im sure you'll find someone who'll love you the same way you do. Have a quick ame.
>>3899303
>partner
Of course you work to see each other. Youre both men.
Women are fucking shit.
>it's a steven get's mysterious phone calls telling him to kill people episode
actually pretend that last post didnt happen im drunk on cheap booze and no one cares about the personal life of some anon
>>3899401
You okay?
>>3899401
Sometimes it helps to talk it out with some anons, yannow?
>>3899335
>partner
>Youre both men.
??
That terminology is pretty common for long-term unmarried relationships, regardless of genders involved.
>Women are fucking shit.
People are shit. People are great.
>>3899401
It's fine, it's not like we have something super important that we ought to be doing instead. We may as well talk about stuff.
>>3899303
Which one of you likes hugs more?
>page 10
>50 from image limit
>>3899428
no but at least i can draw
>>3899443
>>3899450
okay let's blogpost. I have like 4 years with my bf, but my low self esteem ruins a lot of things like me being non uncomfortable around him. I mean, why would he walk around with me? I'm quite ugly, i have a huge beer belly, kinda flattish chested and I'm also an spic whose parents I only met once. I'm 100% sure they think I want to be with him because I want the nationality (which I really don't, no offense)
>>3899522
non-comfortable*
8(
>>3899522
so do something for your self esteem then. Go get some exercise. You'll feel a lot better about yourself.
>>3899522
What do you draw? I'm sure you can work on you selfesteem and body shape if you spend a like 15 minutes a day doing some exercises.
>>3899554
I do, but i still have a beer belly and and unfortunate body type, and well, some people are just ugly faced. I try to stop drinking but i feel worse so I go back to it.
>>3899505
It's pretty bizarre how much the image rate here varies.
>>3899522
Self esteem is really important. Other than the cheap booze and 4chan, what have you tried doing about it?
>like me being non-comfortable around him
Have you talked to him about that?
>>3899580
The beer-belly would be by far the easiest thing to fix that you've mentioned, so that would probably be the sensible place to start.
>>3899580
>I do, but i still have a beer belly and and unfortunate body type
Drink less beer and keep at it
>>3899580
aww, just look at the /fit/ sticky, they have loads of information about trimming down and stuff.
Also don't worry, just spend some time with your partner when you feel worse for drinking. I'm sure he'd love being there for you.
>>3899303
Welp she just gave me the courtesy of saying goodbye over the phone. It's officially over. At least I have that.
thanks for the Ame
>>3899675
That sucks man, have some Ame.
>>3899721
Aw damn she had that ass, too...
Thanks anon. I appreciate it. /trash/bros are real.
>>3899574
i doodle sometimes here, simple non colored stuff, haven't in a while tho >>3899303
Addict help in this country sucks ass. It's my fault so I try to go on on my own. Mainly cause people dont quite get it. We haaaate needing the drug, but we feel we will die without it. We cannot work or be useful without it, so we look for it.
>>3899609
Ye, he says he loves how I look, but idk I have a hard time believing him.
>>3899669
I used to be reaaaaally thin. Like, really. Mrs Skelly thin. But when I tried 'healthy' stuff I gained so much weight I went back to my alcholism and others' abuse. I'm sure he'll make it better, but long distance sucks in the long term
>>3899675
She mustve have a reason. And you're welcome anon-kun
>>3899675
You deserved a proper goodbye. I wish only the best for you. Hopefully a girlfriend that will respect you will come into your life. Anyways here's some Amethyst.
>>3899767
....we did that a lot too. Thanks for being here for me anon. It's gonna be a while before I have the balls to come out and tell my friends we're broken up. They really liked her.
Alleyoop!
>>3899805
>They really liked her
(no they didn't, they were just saying that)
>>3899824
(here's hoping)
>>3899756
Hot damn you sound like a nice guy, you're boyfriend is lucky as shit.
More su and less blog posts faggots.
>>3899805
Hey, I know you'd have my back too if I was in the same situation. You're my friend, stranger. It's enjoyable just to talk to you.
>>3899886
Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>3899895
You know I would anon. It's good to have friends even in the /trash/
>>3899880
eh standards are different when youre not a guy
>>3899886
ok hon
So how do you think stuff will work out for Jasper? Ive been a Jasperfag for a long time time but I doubt she'll become a pig disgusting traitor.
>>3899930
Have some more Amethyst, friend.
>>3899967
I appreciate it anon. I'm gonna go lay down and try to process the night I've had and get some rest.
You guys have a good day/night, /sug/. I'll see you tomorrow.
>>3899996
Night!