/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #15: Masturbation Edition Previous

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>Prompt of the day.

Satyr masturbation.
Where do they like to do it?
How often?
With what do they use?

>>3886449
On their parents' bed.
Whenever they're alone at home, so at least once or twice a week.
The sex toys the parents have hidden in their room.

>>3886449
>Warren

In his room when his dad is not around.

Whenever he can.

He likes to use a watermelon as a makeshift fleshlight. And he fucks that thing up.

>>3886403
>>3886449
I want to see Freckles engaging in mutual masturbation with Muddle by having him rub his penis between her pussy (or cloaca) lips and shooting his load all over her belly.

>>3889015
Does Aryanne's satyr have a name?

>>3889015
A cutie.

>>3889195
I think that's just a satyr version of Aryanne

>>3889576
>I think that's just a satyr version of Aryanne
Nothing we can't fix by giving her a name.

>>3889015
To ze gas chambers!

>>3889593
But then she is literally a carbon copy of her "mother" but it would be funny to have a die hard nazi type satyr looking down on all the unclean mud bloods but never once realizing that she is a half breed herself. Kind of like that blind black white supremacy guy from Dave chapelle

>>3889705
She wouldn't care as long as her hair is blonde, her skin white and her fur white.

>>3889593
Just take the easy option and go with "Eva".

>>3890123
I like it!

>>3889576
>>3889593
I'm pretty sure someone mentioned a name once a long time ago. Maybe someone in the Aryanne threads?
Man, I wish the archives were working right now so I could check if someone really did give her a name, or if I'm remembering it wrong.

>>3890123
I'm cool with that. Even if someone gave her a name when she was created, it was such a long time ago that everyone has probably forgotten it by now. Hell, I don't think most people in the Aryanne general even remembers that this satyr exists.

>>3889015
Did Randy himself draw that?

>>3886770
>On their parents' bed.
ooo, deviant

So in this head-canon, anon has sex with ponies and they have a satyr daughter. I imagine you place yourself (the anon) as the father.

So... are you guys having incestuous feelings towards your imaginary daughters?

>>3897199
It's the whole reason /sat/ has a /trash/ thread. These feelings got very loud and prominent that it was annoying non-incest fetishists.

>>3897199
You come home one night after a long night's work, head straight for bed but as you do you hear strange noises coming from your daughter's bedroom. You ease the door open slowly, already suspecting what you're going to find. She's sitting on her bed, laying back on her pillows. She has her hand between her lavender colored thighs, panting hard as she plays with herself. She's blushing hard.

"That time of the year again?" You say softly. She eeps loudly and quickly stops. "Oh, hi daddy. I was just..."

"Don't worry sweetheart, it's perfectly natural." You give her a smile, followed by an uncomfortable silence. You roll your shoulders a bit before adding "Well... try to keep it down. Good night honey."

"Wait, dad! Could you..." she tapers off, biting her lip, you see her move her legs ever so slightly, trying to give you a better view of what awaits you.

"Honey... we talked about this." You sigh, step inside and give her a quick peck on the head. God, she even smells like her mother. "I'll see you tomorrow."

You head back to your bedroom as quick as you can, you don't want to hear what else she has in mind. You're a good father, you tell yourself. You won't entertain these preposterous ideas that are trying to slip their way into your head. You keep telling yourself that, as you try and ignore the erection in your pants.

>>3897199
Satyrs either have incest with Anon, incest with their brother or sister, incest with their pony parent. It's a pretty big fetish here. But if it seems like no one's talking about anything else it's because the ones opposed to it either check out until it's done or get drowned underneath the discussion of Daddy Anon the Daughter Diddler.

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>>3897449
... more?

>>3897273
People turned incest into inbreeding and started talking about weird fetishes and how it should be okay to impregnate your own daughter, that's the reason why /sad/ was created.

>>3897273
>>3897468
>>3901690
You've got your safe space now. Go back to /sat/ and stop trying to start shit here.

>>3901735
I don't see anyone trying to start shit, only some guys giving someone an answer. They would be trying to start shit if they were telling lies and saying stupid things like fetishes shouldn't be allowed here on /sad/, which they haven't.

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>>3897199
Some do, some don't. Me, I just want to fuck satyrs.
It's not incestuous feelings if she isn't your daughter.

Okay, /sad/. Let's say that you're now dating your favourite satyr. You are not related to each other in any way.
Would that date end with you getting lucky? Or would the satyr ditch your ass?

>>3899135
It's morning, you're in the kitchen making breakfast. You still find yourself missing bacon & eggs even after all these years. But on account of the distinct lack of meat in the pony diet, you've had to adjust. Your thoughts are interrupted by the sound of Glimmer stepping into the kitchen.

"Morning Daddy!"

"Hey sweety. Sleep well?"

"Eventually..." she answers, but with a mock pout. "It was very rude of you to leave me wanting like that."

"Sorry Glimmer, but you know your mother wouldn't approve."

"Well..." she leans up close to you, her small hands rubbing up and down your back. "Luckily mom had to go do a few errands, so it's just you and me."

You sigh and roll your eyes, "Okay. Right here?"

"Yes, daddy, please! I've waited long enough." She leans up against the dinner table and props up her tail. You walk up to her slowly and trace your hand up her soft thigh, playing with the edges of her labia. "Dad! No teasing!"

"I just want to make sure you're all warmed up." You whisper, leaning close, nibbling her ear.

"I've been warming up all night, please just give it to me." She pleads to you, you feel her lips grasping at your fingers. You feel her slickness and know she's ready.

"Okay honey." You pull open your bathroom and slide into her in one stroke.

- - -

You jump in bed, panting loudly, confused for a bit. It's still dark. You look over to the bed-stand and see that it' 4 am. Everyone is still asleep. Twilight turns over to you, awoken by your jump and asks "What's wrong?"

"uh... nothing, go back to bed. Just a.... bad dream."

>>3903242
(derp, *open your bathrobe)

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>>3889015

This is a considerable old picture from mid 2014. Randy made it back when he was not as sufficient at drawing human female anatomy as he was later on. It also is the only Satyr piece. The Aryanne satyr does not have a story or a name as far as I remember and this is one of only 2-3 pictures. (those were made by other artists).

>>3890123

Eva Hoofler sounds nice. Would also fit, Eva is also the name of Aryanne's grandmother.

>>3903267
Weird things do happen in dreams, so he could have pulled open his bathroom.

>>3903242
Go on...

>>3889015
>>3903441
Cool, although I'm curious to know if everyone in the Aryanne general won't be pissed because we're taking their waifu and giving her an abomination child to love and care for?

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>>3905691

Well, Pony Satyrs have been a thing for years and this has been drawn by the official creator. I think that's not an issue, but if you wish, just ask here http://sillyaryanne.tumblr.com/ for permission.

>>3903242
>"uh... I just had a dream about fucking Glimmer."
>"Don't let your dreams be dreams, dear."

>>3905851
>implying we need their permission

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>Snapshot visits his dad in America

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>>3906679

>>3906679
>Disgust.png

>>3905851
>I think that's not an issue
I'll take your word for it.

>>3906679
>>3906692

Dear America,

What the hell is this shit? You were the guys that nuked the Japs and helped give Jerry a damn good thrashing while chewing a cigar and drinking coffee simultaneously. I'm not angry, just disappointed.

Love,

Great Britain.

P.S. Tell that brother Canada of yours that it won't kill him to call once in a while. You know how your mother worries.

>>3907221 #
Dear Dad,

That was half a century ago! Jesus, can you please stop living in the past? It's why all my uncles and aunts are annoyed at you. It's the 21st century. Besides, I have bigger issues to worry about than beating the shit out of another country. Like trying to decide if I would rather have a racist idiotic psycho running me or a manipulative traitorous cunt. Seriously; I'm in a no win situation here.

Love, USA

P.S. Stop acting like my hat is alive. It's not Australia, dad. Is your Alzheimer's acting up again? Do you need me to come over?

>>3906502

never said you need to or that you should, but its more polite this way.

>>3909121
I think he was just trying to yank your chain. A few people tends to do that sometimes in both /sat/ and here.

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>>3906679
>>3906692

>>3912380
My face exactly.

>>3912380
>>3913063
Guess I'm the only guy here who likes Contingency's work then.

>>3913336
Looks super bad, man.

>>3913481
His newer stuff looks weird, yeah. His older stuff was fucking hot. Sorry >>3913336
, cont's lost his touch

>>3913513
>>3913336
It was just out of place given that he is not a satyr. And he is fugly as all hell, not even a cute trap. Just some cellulite monstrosity.

>>3906679
>>3906692
Oh my god he looks like Chris Griffin.

>>3913729
Not even close.

>>3914393
How drunk am I to mistake /trash/ with /r/explainlikeimfive?

>>3914585
>Chris Griffin
Fat
Rounded chin
Looks like Peter Griffin
Drawn in Family Guy style
>This guy
Fugly
Not fat, not skinny (average?)
Gay for daddy cock (surprised you fuckers didn't jump on that)
Drawn in Contingency New style

>>3914785

I'll take that as "Really Drunk."

Jesus fuck. I don't know what I did on July 4. I vaguely remember binge watching some anime late at night on July 3, but nothing after that.

>>3915530

DJ stop killing your liver and brain cells

>>3915587
I think DJ said he gave up heavy drinking

>>3915614
Holidays are special events. Dj drank.

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Did Mumble inherit her mother's pink plump?

>>3917563
So did Fiddle and Faddle... and Pogo. Basically; any Pinkie kid is stacked out back.

>>3917649
Which other satyrs have a lot of junk in the trunk thanks to their parent's genes?

>>3917563
THAT PICTURE JUST MADE ME CUM WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING MYSELF. WHAT THE FUCK. I have to clean up now.

>>3917934
If I had to guess; Shortcake, the Flutterkids, I want to say the Apples, and Derpy trio.

>>3917563
She's so beautiful.

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>>3918191

>>3917563
Source?

>>3886403
Is she the kind of girl who would shyly ask you if you need a hand if she saw you masturbating?

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>>3916562
This is true. And I still have booze left over that needs to go bye bye, but >>3915530 was not me. I was at work at that time.

>>3923465
I just realized the outfit I gave her as well as the weight makes her look like a feminist that gets triggered and blogs when a new movie/game/book comes out that has a male protagonist instead of female.
Almost like that cunt USC administrator that cancelled that ‘Legends of the Gaming Industry’ event because of the all-male cast of speakers.

>>3923751
I headcanon her not as a feminist, but just as a cute nerdy girl with no fashion sense. (possibly inherited from her mother)

>>3923465
Nah. She would probably just run off and start masturbating herself while thinking of what she just saw.
Freckles strikes me more as the kind of girl who would continue masturbating if you walked in on her and just stared.

>>3925367
Muddle is a lucky bastard.

>>3925461
What makes you think that Middle would still be at home in his twenties?

>>3925541
What makes you think he wouldn't?

>>3925559
I do see him as being a stay at home, but I dont see him ever hooking up with his sister or seeing her in a sexual way. I can see his sister maybe fantasizing about it, but never the both of them.

I like incest as much as the next guy, but not EVERY SINGLE SIBLING needs to fuck the other. I personally head canon that Muddle gets with Deloras, Gargle gets fucked silly by Anon, and Freckles as being a huge pervert but being a late bloomer in terms of actually having a partner.

>>3925671
>I dont see him ever hooking up with his sister or seeing her in a sexual way
That doesn't stop her from awkwardly continuing to masturbate after he walks in on her.

>>3925702
>That doest stop her from fantasizing about him walking in on her when she masturbates
FTFY

Characters need to have some depth or interesting taboo otherwise its boring fetish posting. Freckles is more interesting as a shy, horny nerd who has a huge hard on for her brother. Rather than some porno tier nympho who would masturbate IRL in front of her brother.

>>3925768
>Freckles is more interesting as a shy, horny nerd who has a huge hard on for her brother.
Perhaps. Perhaps.

>>3925768
This.

>>3925461
I didn't know that you are Muddle.

Freckles would only continue masturbating if it was someone she actually liked who walked in, And Muddle sure as hell is not one of them.

>>3925671
>but not EVERY SINGLE SIBLING needs to fuck the other.
I'm with you on that one. But, you know... Guess where you are right now, and then guess if anyone here cares.

>>3925541
He's a loser who tries acting like hot shit.

>>3927986
Basically. He's waiting for his breakthrough as a professional player of the Equestrian equivalent of Counter-Strike.

>>3928439
Right now he's a pro on all the games Equestria has on their arcade machines.

>>3928826
>Equestria
You mean Dragon country. If he walked into Canterlot; his ass would be digital grass. They have players who actually place in Earth tournaments. They're not even all satyrs! Ponies OP.

>>3928826
>Right now he's a pro on all the games Equestria has on their arcade machines.
According to himself at least, if anyone asks. In reality, he's probably spent enough time playing them to at least be pretty decent at them.

>>3928900
I always imagined Garble, his Femanon and their kids would be living somewhere in Equestria, but I guess it's all up to headcanon.

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>>3928900
>Ponies OP
>When they don't have any thumbs

>>3929123
>Unicorns

>>3929123
From what we can see, their arcade machines only has one or two buttons. You don't need several fingers and thumbs to press big buttons like those.
>>3929236
That too.
If the humans helps invent more advanced arcade machines, then only unicorns and those with hands would be able to play them.

How to make Muddle get awesome at a game: Tell him there's a tournament coming up soon and the first prize is a blowjob.

>>3935548

So why does she have donkey ears as opposed to human ears?

>>3936914
Cause. Petunia has cow ears, Kimmy has animal ears, etc. Nothing wrong with a bit of variety.

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How much did he pay to get to do this to her?

>>3936975
Unless it's udders. Then people flip shit.

>>3939500
I'd say two handfuls of (his parents) hoard.

>>3939500
Whose child was Cristal again?

>>3942056
Diamond Tiara. But because >Bimbo it can be hard to tell.

>>3940127
Because udders is a whole lot different from animal ears.

>>3939500
Those two dicks will always ruin this pic for me.

>>3946615
>Wanting every satyr to have the exact same body type and genitalia regardless of race or species

Thats so boring, why even make different satyrs species if they are all going to look the same anatomically wise.

>>3946615
Personally I like the idea of dragons having double-dicks.

>>3946650
>Why even make different satyrs if they are all going to look the same anatomically wise
Are you going to try and start shit just because someone doesn't share your headcanon that dragon satyrs have double-dicks?

>>3947024
He clearly wasn't trying to start shit. You should follow his example. Whenever you feel the urge to make and aggressive accusatory post, try to think of a way to get your opinion across in a more friendly and polite tone.

>>3947024
To be fair, he wasn't trying to start shit; he could have replied a lot more aggressively is he was.

>>3947121
>Implying it was aggressive
>Implying it was accusatory
You're that egocentric prick who keeps trying to start shit everywhere, aren't you?

>>3947585
It was, and so is this. This kind of post will accomplish nothing other than to start unnecessary flamewars. Unless your goal is to make these threads so unpleasant and hostile that nobody wants to post in them anymore, I would suggest you keep that in mind.

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>>3939500

>>3947652
>Those who doesn't like what I like is just trying to start shit
>This kind of post will accomplish nothing other than to start unnecessary flamewars
Then why do you keep taking the piss out of everything?

>>3947749
I'm not. I'm just trying to point out that starting pointless flamewars doesn't benefit anyone.

>>3947775
The guy you're talking to is in fact trying to start shit, man.

The man behind these >>3947024 >>3947585 >>3947749 posts will shout and yell no matter how polite you are.

And before he accuses me of just bashing anything I don't like, I'm actually firmly in the pro extra-anatomy parts group. We need more udders, crotch tits, teats and cloacas.

>>3947862
>The guy you're talking to is in fact trying to start shit, man.
You may be right, but I'm hoping you are not and that he was just genuinely mistaken and not realizing he's just contributing unnecessary hostility to the thread.

>>3948007
Who's the lewder electra, Gumdrop or Home Run?

>>3947862
So basically it's like this:
>People whose opinions differs from mine are shitposters

Some people just doesn't like the idea of a satyr having two dicks. Is it this hard for you to accept this?

>>3948078
That's a tough one. I'd probably go with Home Run.

>>3948084
>People whose opinions differs from mine are shitposters
He never said that. It's not about who is right or wrong. It's literally just a matter of preference, and having either one is fine.
It's about not creating unnecessary hostility about insignificant things like differing opinions on headcanons and preferences.

>>3948175
>It's about not creating unnecessary hostility about insignificant things like differing opinions on headcanons and preferences.
And all I said was that my own personal opinion is that two dicks on one satyr is something I do not like.

>>3948469
And that's perfectly fine. Not everyone has to like the same things.

>>3948469
See, this is what I'm talking about. You managed to state your opinion entirely without any accusations or hostility. Well done!

If we can all manage this, these threads will become much more pleasant, which hopefully is something we all want.

>>3947746
>"Is your mom proud of how fast you finish?"
She probably is, actually.

>>3948792
Hope's left hand is soo fucked up.

>>3949927
In what way?

>>3950096
Try and twist your left hand so it looks like Hope's in that picture.

>>3950283
It's hard to replicate without Darcy next to me.

>>3947921
DAMN. More? Plox.

>>3950362
Try and imagine that she's right next to you the next time you whack off with your right hand.

>>3947746
>>3947921
>>3948308
Thank you for the boner. Now I have to explain why I can't move around at work. Seriously though; thanks for the hot as fuck pics, MT.

>>3950569
Agreed, we need more Cristal.

>>3949927
Not to mention Darcy's left eye is trying to escape.

Which satyr is the best twerker?

Which satyrs' panties would you want to smell the most?

Which satyr can go the furthest when they deepthroat?

Which satyr is the tightest?

Which satyr gives the best handjobs?

Which satyr would be the most willing to put on a strap-on and fuck you?

Which satyr tastes the sweetest?

Which satyr is a squirter?

Which satyr would be the hardest to please?

Which satyr loves it up the pooper?

And finally, which satyr has the best vaginal muscle control?

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>>3952507
>Which satyr can go the furthest when they deepthroat?
Prism. She's a champ, just like her momma.

>>3952643
>Prism
>Not any of the drakes
>Heck, not even Missy who's literally half snake
>Fuck, not even Mera who's *literally* a snake
Disappointed

>>3952886
>Missy
who?
also, anti-pony satyr much?

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>>3952961
Her. And it's not anti-pony if other satyrs species are just better at certain things.

>>3953123
How come she has a beard?

>>3953123
So does that mean they are also worse at other things?

>>3953123
I get ya.
I must admit, a snake bj must feel pretty spectacular.

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>>3952886
>Fuck, not even Mera who's *literally* a snake

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>>3953144
It's not a beard! It's just some awkward scale placement! S-she's still a very beautiful lady!

>>3953172
If your cock was long enough, you could literally stick it in her mouth and have it come back out of her butthole.

>>3953164
Well, they can't really do anal. Or, rather, they do anal and vaginal at the same time...or...
Cloacas are confusing and gross.

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>>3953235
>Thinking drakes have cloacas
Get a load of this guy. Have an angry Mia giving someone an angry handjob.

>>3953310
I was only going by what others have suggested about drakes in the past.
And you don't need to give me that picture. I drew it.

>>3953365
Well good. Like you said, cloaca are pretty gross and aren't fun to deal with. Which is why most people prefer drakes to have a pair of genitalia that atleast resembles that of a human. I for one like the idea that the male drakes have genital slits and have their testes on the inside.

>>3953758
The slit is hot. But I like all possibilities, double dicks, cloacas, udders, it's all hot as fuck to me!

>>3953883
Good for you, but I'm more selective with my preferences. What's hot for you would probably turn me off in an instant.

>>3952507
>Which satyr is the best twerker?
Cristal
>Which satyrs' panties would you want to smell the most?
Darcy's
>Which satyr can go the furthest when they deepthroat?
Any dragon or reptilian satyr
>Which satyr is the tightest?
Feather Heart
>Which satyr gives the best handjobs?
Melody
>Which satyr would be the most willing to put on a strap-on and fuck you?
Ace, but I'm not about that life
>Which satyr tastes the sweetest?
Ivy, because she eats her fruits and veggies
>Which satyr is a squirter?
Mumble
>Which satyr would be the hardest to please?
Sapphire
>Which satyr loves it up the pooper?
Glimmer
>And finally, which satyr has the best vaginal muscle control?
Pebble

>>3953202
She's so beautiful... I would make out with her SO hard. FUCK.

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>>3954432
She'd do more than make out with you.

>>3954701
Ohh, naughty girl. Any chance of more lewd with this little Missy?

>>3953164
Handjobs are bad, having claws and all. Also never get a blowjob from a drake who hasn't practiced on aleast twelve bananas. Also watch out for surprise gouts of flame when they orgasm.

>>3954202
I disagree with a few of these.

>Tightest
>Feather Heart
>Not a birb
Do you even cat pussy?

>Most likely to Peg
>Ace
>Not the one girl confirmed to peg in stories
Ambrosia is the only one who has "canon" (in stories) pegged.

>Sweetest
>Ivy, because fruits and veggies
Shouldn't that be one of the Apple girls then?

Now a few I'm curious on. What makes you think Mumble is a squirter and Glimmer is an anal enthusiast? Curious.

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>>3958337

Not him, but for Ace I always imagined her feeling like she always has to be in charge. So she starts out just being on top, then it's a slippery slope from there.

As for Glimmer, the assplay thing just seems to fit her for some reason. The lonely virgin thing with something slightly more taboo than normal but not so much so just makes me think she'd be into it.

Plus it's easy to wear an anal plug in your day to day life.

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>>3958762
>Plus it's easy to wear an anal plug in your day to day life.
Make sure your daughteru always wears her plug.

If the Dazzlings had satyrs, would they be regular ones, or half sea pony ones?

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>>3963740
They do, and they're half-seaponies.

>>3959786
Wouldn't she get backed up?

>>3966870
And that's why you have a scat fetish. There, problem solved.

>>3968968
I don't, but whatever floats your boat.

>>3966870
Yes, and it's your job to remove the plug and clean her up when she can't hold it in anymore.

>>3969770
I'd just stick my dick in her ass after she finishes and give her a piss enema.

>>3966870
Nah, pop it out once or twice a day for hygiene, then pop it back in.

>>3970234
Would you lick the plug clean for her?

>>3970329
No. My anal fetish does not extend to scat.

>>3970353
What if she's begging you to? Don't you want to make your daughter happy?

>>3970329
Not me personally, no. I could pee it clean though.

>>3970353
Pleb

>>3970353
Your daughteru refuses to please you sexually in any way now unless you clean her anal plug.

>>3971790
sucks to be her, it's not worth.

>>3971790
When estrus hits her hard, she'll come around and beg for the D.

>>3972798
>Come to the asshole who won't do what she wants
>Not go find a man who can actually satisfy her
She calls him daddy too.

>>3964685
So, they're mermaids.
Fitting, really.

>>3976897
They prefer the terms Mers. Mermaids sounds girly; and when you have a 50/50 M:F ratio... Yes.

>>3977115
I was gonna write "Merfootman", but then I realized how it ironic it sounds.

>>3981359
Merbutler.

>>3973123
I would do what she wants and let her call me daddy. I actually like the sound of that more than fucking my own daughter.

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How well at home do you think she would be here? She's a violent sadist but do you think she's a freak in the sack?

>>3988685
She's into bdsm. She would shove Crystals up your anus.

>>3984922
I like that too. Not the scat part, you can keep that to yourself. But fucking a satyr who isn't my daughter.
I would totally bang your daughter, but my own adult kids? Naah.

>>3990364
How can you say you love someone if you won't eat their poop? And really; that's what she's in it for. To find someone who truly loves her enough to eat her poop. And if daddy won't do it, and you won't do it; well, guess she'll have to go to Africa. I'm sure she'll find someone to eat her poop there. Maybe then she'll have true love.

>>3990364
I'd probably bang his daughter too, if she was a satyr.

>>3990425
Devil's threeway?

>>3990622
Why not.

>>3990364
>>3990425
>>3990622
>>3990651
Well, do I have a surprise for you. That slutty girl was in fact a slutty femboy. I either made this better for you or ruined it entirely. You are welcome.

>>3991120
Gumdrop a femboy? Nah, I don't think so.

>>3991156
Surprise; it was Fraise all along.

>>3991417
I have no idea who Fraise is, so it was Gumdrop.

>>3991417
>"DAD! DAD DAD DAD!"
"Yes, Fraise?" you ask, casually dumping another load into his sisters quivering ponut. "What is it son?"
>"Dad, somebody mentioned me!"

>>3991570
>Not knowing who Fraise is
>Not being OG satyr
Get outta my sight. Your mother and I are disappointed in you. You know what? You're grounded. No games, no internet porn, and no Ponies for three weeks.

>>3991609
Nobody cares about a satyr whose name was only mentioned once or twice back when the satyr general was first created, and who only served as a stepping stone to the creation of Gumdrop.

>>3992215
You're either baiting or being a douchebag. Either way; weak argument.

>>3993292
Baiting? No.
Being a douche? If that's what you're calling people who are telling the truth, then okay I guess.
Trying to start an argument? No. How the hell is what I said an argument when there is nothing to argue over? It's not like I was lying.

You're the real douchebag here if you're gonna call everyone who doesn't instantly start caring about a satyr who has never, ever been mentioned until right now by you a douchebag.

>>3993604
You're not telling the truth; you're trying to pass your opinions off as truth. There have been resurgences or popularity throughout the thread's lifespan. Saying it's impossible for THIS satyr (this being a general term for any old satyr) because you don't want it to is fucking arrogant. Prick.

>>3993839
>you're trying to pass your opinions off as truth
I think you're confusing me for that guy who says that Satyrs has been nothing but sex and incest since day one.
>There have been resurgences or popularity throughout the thread's lifespan.
Wish the archive was still alive right now so I could prove you wrong when it comes to Fraise.
>Saying it's impossible for THIS satyr (this being a general term for any old satyr) because you don't want it to is fucking arrogant.
So you're blaming me because everyone decided to forget this satyr?
You are literally the first fucking guy in ages to bring up that satyr's name. And you're getting asshurt becasue no-one wants to remember him? You're the prick here.

>>3993839
Well what are you gonna do to try and make this character relevant again? I tried suggesting a few ideas in /sat/ but instead got a snarky bitchy reply that he should remain the same and didn't add anything to try and revitalize the character. I am toying around with the idea of him being very frail with nature and shit and was away for so long due to having a hard time living in ponyville. May tie it in with him having bad allergies with plants and shit and maybe have him have a crush with Green Peace. Just for shits and giggles

>>3994076
I wasn't referring specifically to Fraise; idiot. Plebty of Satyrs have been made, dropped off, then brought up. Some to the point they are actually discussed frequently now. Sirius, Asha, and Tonsils are real good examples of this. Or are you going to play stupid? OR are you new to the thread and think they have always been popular? Spoilers. They were forgotten for a long ass time.

No idea how you came to that conclusion; unless you're just trying to start shit. Fuck boy.

>>3994763
>I am toying around with the idea of him being very frail with nature and shit and was away for so long due to having a hard time living in ponyville.
So where did he spend his entire childhood? Are you going to say that he moved away when he was newly born, and then moved back with his parents - no questions asked - when he reached his teens/adulthood?

>>3994763
What's wrong with his character now? An enthusiastic boy who gained his mom's voice acting talent, enjoys movies, and worries about his dad's smoking habit. It's missing some meat, but overall feels like it's good to go. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

>>3994896
Also this brings up a good point. Why not just have him be the first born people ignore; as they are want to do with the boys in the thread.

>>3994811
>Sirius, Asha, and Tonsils are real good examples of this
So satyrs who has been mentioned every now and then is exactly the same as one satyr who has never been mentioned a single time since the beginning for you?
>Plebty of Satyrs have been made, dropped off, then brought up
I'm gonna repeat my question: are you going to get asshurt and start flinging shit just because a lot of people don't care about this one particular name right now?

I honestly wonder if you only decided to bring up this name now all of a sudden because you knew that hardly anybody would care about it, which would give you a reason to start shit.

>>3995102
>Now and then
Yeah, you're new. Tonsils was brought up in one pic and one story YEARS ago. She dropped off the face of the thread and only gained popularity within the last few months. Same with Asha. DJ and Nobby did pics when she was conceived, people tried to get her to do her mom's rhyme shtick, dropped off the face. I think it was a little under a year ago when she was brought up again. Sirius is similar. Conceived; dropped, picked back up.

The reason I am flinging shit about this is because you are being a bitch. Ignoring the fact the thread has had nobodies become background or even secondary mentions just to push that this one satyr, which now had me womdering why you are so dick hard about keeping him under the rug, should stay forgotten.

Remember when this thread was just for porn; and not two (or more) whiny cunts to start shit that should stay in >>>/sat/?

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>>3995275
Yup

>>3995230
You're the one who is going on a bitching spree right now and calling those who doesn't know or doesn't care about someone who was - unlike all the satyrs you mentioned - literally only mentioned at the very beginning of the satyr general pricks and bitches.

>>3995275
Don't start that fucking shit that everyone who has their own opinions or posts facts should go to /sat/. Nobody has said that a fetish isn't allowed here.

>>3995478
>Nobody has said that a fetish isn't allowed here.
Not him, but I think it's more just that this is a pointless and unnecessarily hostile argument that does nothing but sour the atmosphere.
Even putting that aside, the argument is not about fetishes or even anything explicit, so in any case it would be more on-topic in /sat/.

>>3995478
hey. >>>/mlp/satyr
Go there. Leave your shit there. Onky come back when you have smut to contribute.

>>3995230
One more thing: Unlike all those satyrs you mentioned, Frasier was only mentioned a few times right before Gumdrop was created and everyone decided to go with her instead.
If you're gonna be such a dick about this, then why don't you go and bring back every single name that has been mentioned one time before it got dropped while you're at it?

>>3995598
>the argument is not about fetishes or even anything explicit, so in any case it would be more on-topic in /sat/.
This argument doesn't belong anywhere as it only stirs shit up, I realise that now.
I'm gonna stop now and ignore this egocentric prick here >>3995837 who apparently wants to see /sat/ die.

>>3995954
>This argument doesn't belong anywhere as it only stirs shit up, I realise that now.
Exactly.

>>3995954
>Mentioned
>4 stories
>Pics
Baiting is poor with this one.

>>3996002
Just let this pointless argument die.

>>3996145
You got that other pic of Ariana and Kimmy? The butt one.

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>>3996278
This one?

>>3996324
Bingo

>>3996002
>Two one-shots written near the beginning of the satyr general
>1 pic drawn near the beginning of the general before Gumdrop was created

>>3994896
I said I'm toying with the idea, so I'm not gonna have a super detailed back story already. but I was thinking he maybe stayed in Canterlot with family or bein taken care of by the agency Bons worked with. But I'm assuming Bonbon visited him regularly.

>>3994986
I just find his current canon kind of boring, but maybe we can tone down his sickness and just have him have bad allergies so that way I can still toy around with him crushing on Green Peace and be miserable the whole time trying to flirt or stuff.

I just want to have more discussion on the character and try to improve on them or make them more relevant. Not just waste one post saying "We should talk about X!" And then not do anything with it. Why shut down a person trying to talk about him if they in turn won't do anything with him.

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They're not quite besties.

>>3997461
They make a cute couple.

>>3997461

Why is there a snake in the library?

>>3997531
He's looking for knowledge

>>3997461
>that butt
Unf~ she got lots of junk in the trunk

>>3997461
Maybe if she took off her shirt?

>>3997744
I'd like to see that.

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>Friendly reminder that DJ has left /sad/
Why can't we have nice things?

>>4003076

>DJ had left /sad/

dude what

>>4003103
The last couple times he's posted have both been to basically say; "okay, there's shit going on here. I'm going for a few hours and hoping you guys stop". It's been days since then.

>>4003172
>>4003076
Well people need to stop replying to shit bait and people need to stop being autistic fags and fighting with people over stupid shit.

If people did that we would be fine

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Could your sonfu fill a quart of cum in under five faps?

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>>4006439

>>4006449
It seems something's bothering you, mate, you wanna talk about it?

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>>4006390
>>4006393
>>4006405
>>4006412
>>4006420
>>4006439
>>4006449

>>4007294
"Uh, Mistake, did my daughter put you up to this?"
>"Sure did, mister Yuzu's dad, sir!"
"Okay... why?"
>"She said that you said that you wanted to start dating again, and that she'd much rather have me as a step-mommy than one of those 'cheap bar skanks' you've been bringing home."
"Hey, they weren't cheap! If anything they were classy bar skanks. Besides, when I said I wanted to start seeing women again I was sort of meaning somebody a little older, not to mention legal."
>"I can make myself look as old as you want!"
"Sorry, but the answer's no. You're a very nice, pretty girl, but it'd be too weird to date somebody so much younger than my daughter."
>"Huh? I'm three months older than Yuzu!"
"Oh... sorry, I just assumed that... nevermind."
>"What, it's my boobs, isn't it? Damn it, they're not that small!"
"N-No of course not, it's just because you're lying on your back and the lighting's bad that's making them look smaller. Your breasts are great, really."
>"Don't patronize me!"

>>4007841
This is both sexy and funny. Keep it up, Anon.

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>>4007841

>The creek of the bedroom door swinging open caused the both of them to look up as Yuzu walked in staring at something in her hands.
>"Daddy, can we order a takeaway tonight, I-"
>The bat-winged girl's eyes widened as she looked up at the sight before her, her best friend forever and her father caught seemingly in the act as she lay spread bare before him.
>"W-What? Daddy, you pervert!"
>Jumping back with such speed that he didn't at any point seem to actually travel through the space occupying where he was and where he now stood, Anon threw his arms up and shook his head vigorously.
"I never touched her, I swear!"
>Yuzu's eyes narrowed.
>"Then why is she so... so moist?"
>Mistake blushed slightly, hurriedly sitting up and closing her legs.
>"I was just really feeling it!"
>Anon glanced to the girl on his bed then back to his daughter.
"I don't get it, why are you mad? Your friend said she only did this because you told her to."
>Yuzu crossed her arms and frowned yet deeper.
>"Yeah, but I'd intended for her to transform into somebody closer to your age. I'd never have suspected you'd be the kind of guy to go to bed with her like she is."
>On the bed, Mistake pulled her t-shirt down to cover herself as her friend gestured at her.
>"I mean look at her, she looks like an eleven year old."
>"Hey, I'm almost sixteen!"
>Yuzu rolled her eyes as Mistake glared at her.
>"Well it's true. It's why that weird stallion keeps offering you candy if you follow him to his house."

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>>4009356

>>4009356

>"And what's with the slutty cheerleader outfit? I thought you were saving it for Nightmare night so we could be a matching pair."
"Come again? No daughter of mine is going to parade herself around begging for treats dressed as a slutty cheerleader!"
>"Oh, but you're perfectly fine with Mistake wearing it and exposing herself to you while rolling around on your bed like a cat in heat? You're a scumbag, daddy."

>>4009657
"And you're grounded."

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>>4009906

"Now go to your room and think about why that's no way to speak to your father, young lady."
>"Sir, should I-"
"Not you, Mistake. You stay."
>"Huh?"
"While you're a little younger than I'd have liked, all this arguing has given me a rage boner, the most powerful form of boner there is." *
>"So that means-"
"Call me coach, and convince me why I should let you on the cheerleading squad."
* Technically a murder boner is stronger.

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>>4009998

>>4009998
>"S-So this is where I lay my eggs and leave, right?"
"Pardon?"
>"That's what sex is, right? I lay my eggs and then you fertilise them once I'm gone."
"Okay, get out, I've changed my mind."
>"But why?"
"Having sex with you would be like telling a five year old that Santa isn't real.It's like... You know it'll happen eventually, but you're damned if you'll be the one to do it and steal their innocence."
>"But-"
"No buts, just leave."
>"Aww."
"By the way, do you have any older sisters?"
>"Yeah, about six-hundred."

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>>4010310
>not letting her try to lay her eggs and seeing what happens

>>4010310
>she squats over the bed for a while, making constipated faces and grunting with effort as she tries to lay eggs
>after a while she gives up and drops down on the bed panting, having accomplished nothing other than working up a sweat and drenching the sheets in urine

>>4010561
It's not easy being a single father.

I just had a thought. It's about the bunny empire satyrverse, so stop reading now if that triggers the shit out of you.

If we're going with the idea that females hugely outnumber males, and that only the strongest, smartest or otherwise most distinguished males are allowed to breed and keep a small harem of their own, doesn't that sort of suggest that a lot of weaker or smaller males would probably resort to homosexual relationships out of necessity?

Perhaps it's like with the Ancient Romans and there's no stigma surrounding it in the same sort of way there is today, in that they don't really have a concept of being gay or straight as we do. Or maybe certain females are assigned as prostitutes to cater for the males not fit to reproduce.

>>4010697

>With three firm, hard thumps, Anon knocked on the door of his son's sleeping quarters.
"Hey, what's with the sound of mattress springs creaking and breathy moaning? You lot had better not be getting gay in there!"
>"N-No Great Father, we're not!"

And that's why the Bunny Empire has shipments of three thousand fleshlights delivered to the palace every six months.

>>4010310
No, Anon. Bad!
You have to fertilize all the eggs. Then try to fug the bug anyway.

>>4010561
>having accomplished nothing other than working up a sweat and drenching the sheets in urine
And poop.

>>4010697
I always head cannoned that they go out of town and fraternize with the local mares or other females in nearby towns. Not to say that none of them are gay, but not gay for each other.

>>4010697
Every night all the runt males get together and draw straws. The one who draws the short straw (the Bitch Bunny) has to put on a dress and a wig and do whatever the others want for the rest of the night. On the plus side, they're excused any duties that'd require them to sit down for long periods of time for a few days afterwards.

>>4011481
This made me hard and I dont even like the whole the male buns are gay kind of thing.

>>4011722
It's not gay if one of them is wearing a dress and talking in a squeaky voice. Basically it's boarding school rules.

>>4011818
If you have a penis and the satyr has a penis, then it's gay.

>>4012635
It's only gay if you recieve. How is getting a bj or fucking a butt gay? Girls can give bjs and get butt fucked. Ain't gay then.

Genuinely just out of curiosity, what'd be a good pun name for a hermaphrodite satyr? Something that wouldn't sound too stupid to still be usable as a name.

>>4013028
Ricky McCock 'n vag.

>>4012986
If at least one person of each sex is involved, it's not gay. Otherwise it's gay.

>>4013028
We have Half-Pipe. The half implies half of something and pipe can infer penis. Half penis, half bergina. If you want to go for more; D-Onna, Tanya Peterson (On ya peter, son), or Keith; the most hermaphrodite name ever.

>>4007507
For fun.

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I feel stupid for not having seen this pic before. Didn't know Fuchs still draws satyrs.

>>4017438
I don't think she regularly does, but she did pop in here and post this relatively recently.

>>4013283
I think the joke's that half-pipes are round.

>>4013028
Buy one get one free?

>>4025235
Just like my dick- ohhh, now I get it. And she only has a half pipe. Ohhh. I am not a clever boy.

>>4027729
You've done well, young padawan.

Get off my page ten, you damn kids!

>>4032280
Remember, fathers. Keep your daughters on your dick and out of page 10.
This has been a PSA from the HFAS Society.

>>4032483
Isn't the HFAS society basically just a biweekly gathering of the weebiest daughterus during which they share their crappy erotic fiction they've written about having a relationship with their fathers or brothers, and sometimes also play D&D?

>>4032973
>Fathers
>Brothers
Dude... It's more than just incest. These girls want to fuck anything and everything. I was passing by one time after work; this one girl wanted to fuck an Elf Vampire. She went out of her way to want to fuck two terrible things.

>>4032483
I don't want to keep my dick in my daughter, I want to keep it in a satyr who isn't related to me.

>>4032973
Pretty much.

>>4033170
HFAS stands for Hybrid Familial Attraction Syndrome.
It's pretty clear what they're all about.

>>4034419
>Pretty clear
>A "Literally what?" acronym
Bruh.

What was the bump limit here now again?

>>4035306
300 I think for this board. Maybe 350.

>>4036134
Oh, that's a relief.

>>4034485
The meaning of HFAS has been discussed plenty of times in /sat/ before.
Apparently you missed it, or are too new to know about it, but now you know.

>>4037884
>Plenty of times
>The only one whose mentioned it
The Armada was mentioned plenty of times too. Does that mean Timber fucking literally everyone and being in a giant polyamorous relationship is cool now?

>>4038588
>Polyamorous
>Not polygamous
???

>>4038588
If anyone feels like writing it, I'd probably read it.

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>people said /sad/ would be different
lmao. here's a butt.

>>4041462
I think there were a few one shots that are now lost to the archives 5ever.

>>4041929
It was supposed to be, Anon... I-It was supposed to be.

Who is making the new thread? And what should the thread be about?

>>4044463
I say summer romance or lust

Page 10 bump

>>4049570
Already past the bump limit. No saving this thread now. All we can do is /soc/ until the new thread is made.

>>4036134
Now we know that the bump limit is 300 posts.

>>4049665
>All we can do is /soc/
Okay. How has your day been?

>>4050086
Kind of annoying; but not busy or bad. Yours?

>>4050125
Just woke up and had a cup of coffee. Going to go and continue reading an old book I recently bought at a flea market - Desperation by Stephen King.