Zootopia: Lewd Edition. There exists a version of this picture

>>3876617

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Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. I'm drunk as fuck tonight so give me whacky requests!

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How does it feel to fight for freedom, Brexitfags? How does it feel to take your destiny in your own hands? How does it feel to declare INDEPENDENCE?

WELCOME TO THE BIG BOY CLUB, FUCKERS

USA
USA
USA
USA
FREEDOM DAAAAAAAAAAY

>>3878632
>Nanocollars?
>Ungulate Projects?
>Whose paw prints are these?!

>>3878494
>>3878557
>>3878587

>The shirt squeezes on his neck, suffocating him.
>He faints from lack of oxygen.

>>3878641
Judy wins a raffle and the prize is a lifetime supply of bananas, but she doesn't have enough room to keep them at her apartment

>>3876617
>no pastebin
>no booru
>no archive

You fucked up m8

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>>3878664
Look at him. His neck is the thickest, strongest part of his body. It could be made out of kevlar and it'd rip itself into fibers before it choked him.

>>3878641
Finnick falls head over heels over some dude (not Nick), and doesn't know how to handle it because he's straight.

This thread was made hours ago and only just started getting replies. Wow. That happened. Amazing.

>>3878641
the amazing spider man 129 but zootopia flavored

>>3878691
Probably because the last thread capped, and we decided to move here rather than making a new one like sensible people?

Even if the OP is fucked

>>3878641
Chief Bogo has to go undercover in Bunnyburrow, AS A RABBIT.

>>3878643
Dude no we are celebrating telling those guys to go fuck themselves dont congratulate them

>>3878712
We're actually celebrating the defeat of the aliens that tried to blow up all our landmarks.

Damn it OP, all you had to do was follow the damn train copy the previous OP's links.

>>3878641
Clawhauser goes backstage to meet Gazelle, only to discover the shocking truth; she is actually Finnick in an elaborate costume.

>>3878685
>ywn choke ozzy

>>3878750
and my strikethrough fucked up now, damn it all

>>3878752
Clawhauser goes backstage to meet Gazelle, only to discover the shocking truth; she is actually Clawhauser in an elaborate costume.

>>3878752
I wanna riff off this: Clawhauser goes backstage to meet Gazelle, only to discover she's actually a twinky cross-dressing boy antelope with a femmy penis

>>3878712
It's like in 80s movies where the antagonist is a dick then when the MC kicks their ass they decide to learn from it and they and MC become friends

>>3878641
Nick and Judy watching fireworks on Zootopian Independence day.

>>3878665
>Judy sat eagerly in front of her TV.
>She held a raffle tickey in her paws
>She was waiting to here what the wining numbers wud be.
>"Aaaaand the winning numburs rrrrrrr"
>She leaned reeeeally close.
>"4"
>Yes
>"2"
>Yes
>"0"
>"6"
>YES
>"6"
>Yeeees
>"6"
>"Yeeeeeeees"
>".......9"
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The Jood had won the raffle man.
>Shits fucking cash.
>Joody jumped 4 joy until she shat herself.
>"And the prize will beeeee....."
>????????
>"A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BANANERS!!!!!"
>wat?
>wat the fuck was juudy supposed to do with a lifetime supply of bananers?

cont.

>>3878771
...I want this.

>>3878641
McHorn develops an unhealthy addiction to spraying things with fox repellent.

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>tfw you'll never be small enough to both cuddle and fully hold your bunny gf

Why. Fucking. Live.

I fucked up, /trash/
I cucked a man tonight

I'm friends with this couple, I know the gf has a thing for me, we kissed and fooled around at a prty

I feel like a monster

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>>3878643
Happy 4th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAEmpdSHC10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaxGNQE5ZLA

>>3878823
Someone has the greentext were Nick wakes up next to McHorn and gets sprayed?

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>>3878847

>>3878844
You can always cuddle with copious amounts of bees.

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>>3878859
F-fuck I laughed. Ok I feel better.

>>3878859
But I don't have any bees.

>>3878771
>>3878801
That makes the voice extra weird. You'd have to have the voice belong to some like, never-seen fat chick or something. Scandalous!

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>>3878853

>>3878846
As long as you don't do it again everything will be fine Anon.

>>3878850
>>3878643
>>3878712
>>3878721
Happy 4th fellow cunts

>>3878801
Yeah, I posted this as a gag and now I've decided I actually really want twinky cross-dresser diva Gazelle.

>>3878886
Not necessarily. I can't find it, but I distinctly remember a bunch of videos with some femme looking guy doing songs from the Little Mermaid in a pitch perfect Ariel voice.

>>3878792
>in the dais that followed, a lot shit hapend
>A bunch of worker dudes showed up to Judies apartmet to deliver the lyfetime supply of bananers.
>When they were done, her whole god damn apratment was filled with bannooners.
>Joody didnt even liek bannooers.
>whatever was she to do with them?
>She called her freidn Dick, I mean Nick.
>"Nock, plz come over and help me with thes beanannas."
>"Ok Lewdy, I mean Judy, anything 4 u"

>3 hours later, a nock came at the door, it was Nick
>see what i did there?
>"Hey Nick, plz come inside and help me with my banoonoo predicatmet
>Nack came inside (heehee) and looked at all the bananos.
>Suddenly he had an idea.
>"Joodee, what if you were to shove all he bananurs up my fox hole?"
>"Ok" said Joodie

comt.

>>3878689
you literally just described the plot of bros being bros

>>3878846
That's not cucking. That's cheating.

>>3878641
Judy buys a trampoline. Problem though, dangerous things can happen when you combine springs with a rabbit's naturally bouncy legs

>>3878944
yeah, but finnickfag deserted us.

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>>3878632

>>3878937
>Nick pulled down his pantalones and exposed his focks hole.
>Judy took a bananer and shoved it right up there.
>Nuck moaned with fruity pleesure.
>Judi continutd to insert the fruit into her foxy friend.
>for some fuckin reason, his hole never seemed to fill.
>After about 5 hours of anal insertations, all the baneaners were fuckin gone man.
>Neck had meanaged to take all of them into his foks hool.
>"Thank you 4 ur help Nick" said Joody
>"Can we plz have secks now?" said Nick
>"No" said Judy
>"Friendzomed again" said Nick as he walked out.
>Nic walked out onto the street.
>He was suddenly very mad the the Jood wud not have the secs with him.
>In his rage, he bent over and squeezed his buns as tight as he could.
>Nanners shot everywhere at terminal velocity.
>Nick was rekking everyone and everything in his path
>He could not b stopped.
>The ZeePeeDee showed up but they all got splatted with ass-nanners
>gross man

FIN

>>3878976
Did he really? But why?

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>>3879035
>Judy took a bananer and shoved it right up there.
>Nuck moaned with fruity pleesure.

>He could not b stopped.
>The ZeePeeDee showed up but they all got splatted with ass-nanners
>gross man

You truly are a gift that keeps giving.

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Hey /ztg/ wanna here a joke?

>>3879136
Sure.

What do you call a 3 humped rabbit?

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>>3879035
This was a magical journey and I am glad I was here for it.

>>3879035
i cri evrytiem
>>3879136
I'm all ears

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>>3879136
(Sigh)

What is it?

>>3879035
So this is how Judy died?

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>>3879035
>>"Friendzomed again" said Nick as he walked out.
This needs to be a picture with Nick shrugging.

>>3879143
A good start?

>>3878689
>Finnuck was walkin down the street, smoking a doob as big as his dick.
>He was havin a pretty gud day so far.
>A gud day up until now.
>When he turned the corner, he saw a deer.
>Not just any deer, a reeeeally fuckin hawt deer.
>Oh gad, the succulent buttcheecks, the hourglass figure, the...antlers man...hot shit.
>Wait antlers????
>That was a man deer
>That was a fuckin BUCK.
>Oh shit.
>Oh shit oh shit oh shit
>This couldn't b happening, not 2 him.
>He had ben strate all his life.
>he had always favored the farer secks.
>Why was it that NOW he found himself irresisztably attrackted to a man-imal?
>Welll.......holes were holes right?
>Finnick walked up to the buck.

cunt.

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>>3879142
>>3879149

>>3879150
Come on carrots lighten up!

OK so how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

>>3879209
Trick question, they beat the room for being black. Then they beat the room for being broke.

>>3879136
>>3879209
I'm removing your teeth if it's bad

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One to beat the->>3879225Alright, that may be a bit old. How about this one;

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

>>3879269
same rules as >>3879235


What?

>>3879269
What?

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>>3879287
>>3879307

Nothing!

>>3879184
>"Excues me sir, but I think ur very assthetically pleesing"
>"Oh thanky mr fennuck foks"
>"Wud u leik to haev the sex with me??"
>"Hmmmm....okey"
>Yeeeeeeeee
>FiNNack lead the delishush buck back 2 his van and let him inside.
>it wouldn't be the only thing he would allow taht buck inside (heehee)
>Once Finneck closed the back doors, they both started 2 strip.
>they were neked now.
>Isn;t that hot? Doesnt taht prospect make u wanna touch ur weener?
>"C'mere focksy man!" said the buck
>Finnick leaped onto the buck and met his lips with his own.
>His breath tasted like raspberries
>Fuckin yummy man.
>They slid there tongs into each others mouths.
>Finnicks member was growing longer and hardur by the moment, as was the bucks
>It was tiem to take it to the neckts leveul.

cunt.

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>>3879314
HAHAHAHAHA...

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>>3879314

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>>3879326
..Oh...I made myself sad

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>>3879314

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>>3879314
I.......don't...........know..........How............many............cops.........does.........it..........take...........to............fix.........a...........lightbulb?

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>>3879328

>>3879352
I'll be taking that.

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>>3879343
I'm not affraid to admit when I've been out-hustled; good show sir

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>>3879314
Bad fox.

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>>3879386
You just made me ever-smugger

Want another?

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>>3879314
Ha!

>>3879407
Sure.

>>3879407
Sure, though I'm taking your tie next

>>3879407
Of course.

>>3879321
>Finnack slipped his foxy knot into his nu lovers prey-hole
>He was immediately suked into a whole new dimension of total pleesure.
>He busted a nut with such tremendus force that he was shot out of the deers arse like a cannonball.
>the van was covered with foxy semen.
>whoops
>"Oh dear (heehee)" said the deer. " i guess its my turn"
>he whipped out his enourmus deer benis.
>Oh shit, this was gunna hurt
>The buck grabbed Finn and pinned him agaist the floor
>He rammed his wang-a-lang as far as it would go up Finnick's focks hole.
>Holy shit.
>Finnick felt as though he was phasing through mulitple dimensions.
>Ever seen the end of 2001? It was sorta like that.
>When the buck emptied his balls, the force sent finnick flying onto the windshield.
>Nick was right outside.
>he was laffing at him.

FIN

>>3879433
>there are specialist tailors who make fursuits for a living for the biggest corporation in the universe.
Puts things into perspective.

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Hey check it out, grew back my teeth

>>3879417
>>3879437
>>3879451

Okay so why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

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>>3879456
I feel many things at once right now

>>3879485
>abortion joke
I'm at a loss for words

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>>3879485
It wasn't born yesterday

>>3879456
Finnick was laughting at Nick or Nick at Finnick? I'm not sure.
Great reading anyway.

Where the fuck is McHorn when you need him?

>>3879485
Tell me why, fox man.

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>>3879507

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>>3879510

Jesus carrots I'm really loosing my edge

Okay so how about we consider knot taking my tie ha?

>>3879547
I'll give you one more chance.

But this time, I'll have your head.

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>>3879586
>Schalke

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>>3879566

Okay so can a Kangaroo jump higher than a house?

>>3879586
So which NFL teams are Nick and Judy's favs?

>>3879606
Sure, houses can't jump anyways.

>>3879606
I don't think you even tried this time.

>>3879606
Yeah. Houses can't jump.

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>>3879620
>>3879632
>>3879636

I should probably just stick to selling popsicles shouldn't I?

>>3879606
idk can they?

>>3879606
>>3879620
you're losing your fire old timer

>>3878693
>The amazin spooderman slung his way from building to building.
>For some fuckin reason, this really didnt look like new york.
>Like, all the buildings looked like bad dragon rejekts.
>As he stopped to ponder this fact on a glass stucture, a lion paw reached out of a nearby window and grabbed him.
>Sooperman got raeped like 300 times by a party of lions.
>Shits not so cash man
>At leest not for spoonerman
>It was veery cesh for the leons.
>Spidermeme was flung out of the window like a used condom.
>He plumeted to the ground, to weak from the rapping to use his weeb.
>was this the end of spadermon?
>stay tooned to find out senpai

coont.

>>3879606
>>3879620
Seriously where the fuck is McHorn

>>3879650
You just need new material! Let's try this one: What's the worst part about going to a gay picnic?

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>>3879655

Got to use what comdey I have to keep pushing through the day

>>3879668
Built up an immunity m8

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>>3879656
>all the buildings looked like bad dragon rejekts

>>3879650
You're not even trying.

I'm not even going to try either then.

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>>3879720
[spoiler]shit, forgot poorly photoshopped pic[/spoiler]

>>3879695
>Byron: "Everyone one of those have been up my ass"

>>3879563

Ok, the art style is fine but holy shit those pink blobs annoy the hell out of me.

It's like the person was doing tumblr nose and said 'AH FUCK IT' and just threw on a pink blob some places and called it a day.

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4th of JULY BABY!

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>>3879735

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>>3879731
Ugh...I got a Joke

>>3879544
wtf

>>3879778
Ok, go for it bunny. What's the joke?

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>>3879778
NO

>>3879656
>spongyman fell and fell
>for some reason, the prospec of the falling gave him a serious hard on.
>He landed on some elephant and impaled it with his erect shrock.
>Elephant blud was evrvywhere
>poor fuckin elephant man.
>A bunch of other fucking two-ledged animals were screeming.
>Shit
>Spoopyman slung some webber and took off
>Can't have screaming animals man, that shits 2 weerd
>He swung from the buildings as he alwsys does, business as usual
>Suddely a bullet came up from beneeth him and penetrated his spider buns.
>ow
>He fell down
>This teim, when he landed, he wuz surrounded by animal cops.

cont.

>>3879778
Oh, jude the dude's got one?
Lay it on me, I'll just take a digit from your paw if it sucks

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>>3879794
Your life

>>3879803
And they say bunnies can't go savage

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>>3879803

>>3879803
rekt?

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>>3879803

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>>3879803

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>>3879813
What are you? Dumb?
Bunnies can't go savage dummy

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>>3879803
Fucking Savage.

>>3879838
>Insert Monty Python joke here

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>>3879794
>>3879802

>>3879803
>>3879838

Wow, not me but okay here it goes..

Knock Knock

>>3879854
Who's there?

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>>3879778
>>3879803

aaaand just like that, it's gone

>>3879803
Bunny, that just hurt my feelings.

>>3879854
oh, wait, different judy?
Badge this time. Oh yes, I'm going there.

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>>3879868

A broken Pencil

>>3879796
>"Mistur Spaceyman, ur under arrest for the murder of Elvin LongDong"
>Oh fuck
>Spleenerman didn't see himself getting out of this one using conventionul methuds.
>he would have 2b creative.
>Spenisman whipped out his benis and laid down on the ground.
>He violently beat his meat.
>The cops all staired at him in disbeleave
>When a spoeder nut was finally busted, a huge spiderweby shot out of his johnson.
>The whole ZPd force was caught in it.
>Unfortunatley so was splendaman.
>Hundreds of years past. The cops rotted
>So did spliffman.

FIN

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>>3879871
It was just a joke

>>3879890
a broken pencil who?

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>>3879842
I'M NOT SAVAGE

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>>3879898

Don't worry, its pointless

>>3879890
a broken pencil who?

Did anyone cap these/Can someone cap these for me? I'll owe you one.

>>3875431
>>3876145
>>3876850
>>3878099

>>3879917
Heh, keep your badge, you cute little bunny.

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>>3879917
Boo!

>>3879914
Yes, you're Judy Savage.
The bearer of Jack's 5 litters and shared bantz.

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Look how well they get along

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>>3879917
i dont get it

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>>3879917
>>3879933

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>>3879939
I wonder what sort of humor a nerd like Calvin employs.

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>>3879939
I take it that Martina introduced them to each other.

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>>3879936
I'm not a savage!
I'm sorry

>>3879798
What makes Finnick so special?

>>3879953
I like good, light-hearted, puns.

>>3879956
>I wonder what sort of humor a nerd like Calvin employs.
Looks like he's doing his Tristan impression.

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>>3879970

There there Judy; the only thing savage about you is your bants

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>>3879931
A work in progress.
The writer is continuing I believe.

>>3879977
none of the others doggos are mean, and none of the other doggos have those big ol flipfloppers.

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>>3879994
That can't be it, he's not blushing or spaghetting everywhere. Probably.

>>3879977
he smol and angry, which for some reason people find endearing

>>3880011
He's not even that angry.

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>>3879996
Thanks Nick

>>3880002
Neat, thanks.

>>3880036
The only two scenes besides the hustle in which we see him he is angry

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>>3880037

No problem at all officer Fluff.

[spoilerswut?]Just a quick question though, what HD version are you using, I have one but your files seem so much larger, where did you get yours from[spoilerbruh]

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woo, I found the energy, any glaring mistakes or critiques?

>>3880095
ah, I didn't shade the bed

Could you imagine how long the organ donation lists are in Zootopia since almost nobody will be compatible with one another. Same for blood banks

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>>3880094
Well I got it from IPtorrents
It was a blue ray rip

>>3880037
>>3880094
how many zootopia reaction images do both of you have?

>>3878711
>this sure was a weird operation taht Chef Borgore would have to pull.
>He had to penetrate, I mean infiltrate, the animals of Bunny Burrow
>Most of them happend to be rabits.
>Therefore he would have to becum a rabbet.
>he pulled out a pair of bunny ears that mam gave him last easter and put them on his noggin.
>There, purfect, now noone could even tell that he was actually a really big water buffalo
>Or whatever the fuck Buy One Get One is.
>He stepped off the train and into the station
>The conducter yelled after him, excoose me sur, but mauybe nects time you shoudl ride in the smaller mammal class? A little bune like you could get trampled in the large mammal cabin.
>hehheheh, the disguise was fuckin bulletpruf.

cont.

>>3880131
I always assume screenshot files are capped on the go

>>3880095
maybe its cause I'm drunk, but so far I think that it looks good, not glaring mistakes or anything. Also the fact that Nick thinks that he did something bad says something, means he cares about Judy, more than he does himself

>>3880121
I'd imagine it depends on the mortality rate of each species... Unless they age like humans would...

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>>3880131
Oh cheese and crackers don't want to say I'm such a loser

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>>3880131
When you have the Kisscartoon rip up right now and your screencapping as post to post

>>3880153
Tell us bun, or so help me I will find you and pleasure you

>>3880149
It would be so fucked up if they had animal lifespans.

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"S-Stop it Nick!"

>>3880130
May I have a link?

>>3880187
>Implying Bun won't turn the tables and hustle you

>>3880189
This would be an interesting AU concept to explore

>>3880196
explain this meme i dont like cute things getting beat up dam why stop it

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>>3880187
Oh OK
Almost 800

>>3880197
Fine by me, Either way I get off in some form

>>3880196
>Implying Judy wouldn't beat the everloving shit out of Nick

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>>3880197
>Not including pic

God I'm an idiot

>>3880196
CEASE AND DESIST!

>>3880211
Cheer up sweet-cheeks.

At least they're not all of just Judy, right?

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>>3880211
Bun, do you need some more hugs?

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>>3880235
They are

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>>3880197
I'm so sorry
IP torrents is invite only

>>3880141
>Cher Boogoo walked up 2 a group of thug lookin bunes.
>"Yo, fellow bunes, let's all brag about how many drugs weve done!"
>"One tiem, I carved a carrot into a pipe and i smooked like, so much weed dude lamo."
>"AHA, UR UNDER FUCKIN ARREST BUNNER!" Bugu slapped sum cuffs on that bune kid and threw him in jail man.
>Shit's fucked up, u just don't kno who you can trust theese dais.
>Bogo the bune moved on to his next victims.

cont.

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>>3880253

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>>3880265
>>3880253
>>3880211

God damn it bun your making feel some serious feels!

>>3880253
Oh...

... You're kinda... Messed up.

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>>3880245
Maybe

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>>3879931
>>3880002

Ah, that reminds me. Here's some shit me and another anon came up with for the reveal of Mead's newest evil mayor.

If nothing else, just thought I'd post it once for posterity.

>>3880141
>>3880266
Go on

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>>3880290
better?

>inb4 this is what it feels to chew 5gum

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>>3880289
>>3880267
I guess I really am a dumb bunny

>>3880321
Yeah, go be dumb somewhere else, dumb bunny.

>>3880211
good job on saving so many. Also nice dubs

>>3880321
nah famalam, Ur not dumb, you know who is really dumb?

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>>3880321

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>>3880266
>He walked up to a group of older bunes.
>"Lets all breg about crimes that we have comminted!"
>"Well one time I stole like 3 carrots from soemone elses farm.
>"AHA"
>Another bune bites the dust.
>All this crim sluthing had made Bongo lusty.
>He spotted a ripe and succulent lookin bune prostitute.
>Yeeeee.jpg
>"How much 4 one minut?"
>"4 u? I'll do it 4 free"
>Yeeeee.gif
>20 seconds later Oingo Boingo was gettin neked to fuk this bune bitch
>She still thought that he was a handsome bune man.
>Then she saw his buffalo benis.
>"HOLY SHIT, UR A BIG GUY!"
>"For you"
>Bungun slammed his mighty member into the hooker bunes tight puss.
>She fucking blew the fuck up from all the tension.
>Bune blood and guts all over the walls
>Yeeeee.webm

FIN

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>>3880334
I made the majority of them
>>3880329
Oh okay

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>>3880350
Who?

>>3880377
Jared from Subway

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having dinner lads be back soon

>>3880363
I need more pics of bun in that skin-tight swimsuit

>>3880363
Well then you did an even better job than I originally thought
>>3880377
People who think Bellweather did nothing wrong.
Also nice dubs

>>3880403
eat well bunner

is this the fucking /b/ thread tonight or something

>>3880420
>when bantz leads to some feels
yeah this ain't /b/

>>3880420
It's America's Birthday
Literally anything can happen.

Ok so show of hands, or paws if you'd prefer. How many of us are virgins?

>>3878752
>>3878768
>>3878771
Stand by bunners!

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I wanna date ozzy

>>3880434
Question: What if I pretended I wasn't a virgin? Like, really hard.

>>3880434
I'm saving myself for marriage!

>>3880420
All this avatarfagging and roleplaying is really wreckin the comf.

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>>3880432

>>3880443
OZZY IS NOT FOR SEXUAL ONLY FOR CUTE

>>3880443
I want to be Ozzy's Jerboa and let him snuggle me!

>>3880443
We all do, he is perfect husbando material
>>3880448
still doesn't count, sorry
>>3880450
that's most likely a lie and you might possibly know it
>>3880458
>implying the avatarfagging and roleplaying didn't save the comf when everything slowed down and anons stopped posting new things

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>>3880482
I think you're forgetting the REAL husbando material.

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>>3880466
ozzy is for loving sexual at his own pace
I want to be his prey bf and have him hold me close

>>3880434
I'm only attracted to cartoon characters and my fetishes are impossible to perform in real life so sex wouldn't mean much to me. I also need the money I'd use on a relationship to buy cars and guns, a better use of money if you ask me.

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>>3880489
>>3880482
Obviously the answer is that Marty and Ozzy become husbandos with each other.

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>>3880507

>>3880514
For as much as Marty seems like a dickhead, I also can't help but feel he's pretty close with the group. He and Ozzy are obviously pretty tight, and apparently even he and Charlie know how to chill.

>>3880441
>Benjamon Claphouser was really fuckin excited.
>Like, so excited he had busted 3 nuts in his pants
>in the past 7 minutes.
>why is he so excited?
>Cuz he has a backstage pass to meet Gazelle that's why you dumb shit.
>Why r u even asking questions to a greentext? God, get a lyfe.
>Anywhy, Crabhaver knocked on the door to Gazelle's dressing room.
>"Come in!"
>Yeeeeee
>He opened the door and saw her, it was fucking HER
>She sat on a stool facing a mirror as she took of her earings.
>"Oh HI, I'm Gazelle, what's your name?" she said as she swirled around
>"I'm b-b-b-b-b-Benjamin c-c-c-c-clamhammer!"
>"Nice to meet you Benjamin Clamhammer!" she held out a hoof-hand
>Creamhuffer shook it and busted another nut in his pants.
>"Benny, could you help me with somethin?"
>"Anythin for u Gazelle"
>"Could you help me undress?"

cont.

>>3880529
Ozzy and Charlie are probably very accepting people.
meanwhile, you have Al who seems to view Marty as an annoyance, and Avo seems to view him as an easy target for put-downs.
Wolter and Anneke are still undecided in their relationship with him.
And I'd assume that Betty also shares Al's views of Marty.

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Well good night anons

>>3880562
If Gazelle is Clawhauser then who is Clawhauser?

>>3880584
Night bunner.

>>3880221
>Implying either would lay a harmful finger on the other

>>3879842

I like the tiger stripes because they make me hate the character more.

>>3880647
I like to think they are shitty, peel off stickers, that occasionally get loose

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>>3880647
how could anyone hate this adorable bunner

>>3879956
Shit, did I miss a page

what kind of rabbit has those stripes anyway

>>3880036
That's because he's been mellowed by Nick's knot a bit

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hey would ya look at that

>>3880562
>Oh god
>Cunthustler had never expected to have an opportunity like this.
>Gazzelle turned around "here, start by undoing my top"
>Clovehoover undid the straps and the top sprung off her back and fell down her arms, exposing her bewbs.
>Yeeeeee
>Not so much Yeee for Clumhummer but Yeeee for you the reader.
>"Ahhh, that feels much better" said Guzzle as she caressed her bewbies with her hoove-hands.
>"Now....Help me take off my skirt" she bent over and presented her reer to Cloophooper.
>He unbuckled the belt and slid the skirt down her legs.
>She wasn't wearing any underwear, her bare buttucks was exposed.
>She was totally nekked now.
>She turned around and..
>HOLY SHIT
>She wasn't a she at all
>"She" had a massive floppy dong dangling between her legs.
>Cleepheeper busted yet another nut in his pants. Any more and he would need a semen transfusion.
>Looks like he was about to get one.
>Gazzle's benis became erect, and it stood at a healthy 14 inches.
>"Benny...do me one more favor"
>"...yes?...."
>"get naked and bend over."

cunt.

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>>3880703
Oh goodness.

>>3880703
That's not a cheesecake.

>That feel when you get to see chumpy making lewds.

I thought this day would never truly come.

>>3880682
Why does jack look like a very cuddlable doe in this image?

Hello, it's almost 5 am and I can't sleep, as tomorrow is my final test for this semester of college...
Ask a Mediocre artist/animator anything

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Hey Thread I'm back!

>>3880584
Sleep tight Bunner, sweet dreams and awesome bantz await you

>>3880458
No, I was not
>>3880482
This man gets it

>>3880739
Who?

>>3880567
>And I'd assume that Betty also shares Al's views of Marty.
There's a hierarchy that must be followed. Marty is clearly at the bottom. Al or Betty showing him compassion would weaken their own position.

>>3880740
He's attempting to seduce Officer Wilde. Sadly he failed to realise that Nick is hard gay and so his ploy fails to work

>>3880739
What where?

>>3880744
Why thank you, how was the dinner? Who did you go with? Also nice dubs

>>3880769
r-right there


>>3880703

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>>3880780
>>3880769
>>3880739
I'm 90% sure he did this too.

>>3880807
>>3880703
Who the hell are you and what did you do with Chumpy?

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>>3880779
It was homemade Spaghetti, and I din't go with anyone, because I was home...alone...with my cat.

>>3880816
this is that damn seals work, he's not the real chumpy, he buried that sheep and took his mantle

>>3880807
my fucking dick

>>3880816
ever since he joined that discord... chumpy is a changed man.

I for one welcome our new sealion-based Chumpy overlord

>>3880707
>ClubHooker was no fool, and he knew what he had to do.
>His clothes flew off his body so fast that they burned up do to the velocity.
>He bent of over and Gazelle immideatly rammed her massive prey-dong into his predator-hole
>Oh god the pleesure.
>She was pulverizing his poop-chute at the speed of sound.
>Suddenly, her magnum dong erupted with so much seman that it filled up ClueHefner's intestinal tract and dripped out of his mouth.
>he busted another nut.
>Suddenly, he heard the sound of unzipping from behind him.
>He turned around and saw the the belly of Gazelle had been split open and inside was Finnick standing on stilts.
>"HAHA, I GOT YOU YOU FICKING FAGIT!"
>Finnick jumped ouut of the suit and hopped around the room, stark naked, and knot swaying every which way.
>Cliffhanger burst into tears. How could he have let this happen?
>Just as Finnik was about to stuff his not into Cursehankers mouth, he exploded.
>Blood and fox guts sprayed everywhere.
>Where he had been, was Clawhauser.
>It was him
>he was him, and him was he
>There were two Clawhausers.
>Twilight Zone Music

FIN

>>3880820
still sounds fun. How was the spaghetti? I have a recipe for marinara sauce I can post tomorrow most likely if you want it

>>3880820
but ayyy cats can be the best company anyone can get man

>>3880838
I have some conflicting emotions

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>>3880850

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>>3880861
>>3880867
True anons.

Well the thread appears to be getting a bit slow....who wants to here a joke?

>>3880838
When and how did Chumpers become a seal in the 1st place?

It doesnt feel good knowing that Im becoming part of one of societies most hated social circles (no offense guys) because of this movie. I cant cope with this /trash/, halp

>>3880886
go for it, I need a laugh right now

>>3880886
>who wants to here a joke?

Your spelling is the only joke around here, you vapid vulpine.

>>3880902
Stop caring what other people think? Let your jerking hand run wild Anon.

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Give some requests.

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>>3880903
shitty joke coming right up for you anon
>>3880922
so metta

Ok so what word is always spelt wrong in the dictionary?

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>>3880902
>one of societies most hated social circles
Pffft
That made me laugh super hard anon, thanks I needed that.

>>3880902
well as far as I know there are three paths to this dilemma. You can:
A: go completely autistic and tell everyone about it
B: casually accept it and deal with it in your own way
C: tell nobody and repress it until it becomes too much and bursts forth like a geyser

>>3880941
Judy slamming some sick dunks on the b ball court?

>>3880953
Wrong?

>>3880941
Red drooling on bunanon in their sleep.

>>3880941
You, GudGoat, being sexy.

>>3880941
Your goat doing a awesome back flip while flying through a burning hoop

>>3880941
Calvin from the Labjer comics being a cute twink.

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>>3880967
Is forced captivity to humans sexy?

>>3880979
It is to me but I'm a degenerate.

>>3880979
Sure, but that's old. Something new.

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>>3880963
I swear I will one day come up with a good joke that doesn't end with one of my limbs or pieces of clothing removed.

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>You've hard of Zoochan, right dude? Oh, I've never been myself. I hear people who go to that site are total freaks

>>3880988
maybe try anti-jokes? Nobody ever seems to guess the punchline to those.

>Stuck at work
>In my head going over an idea for Mead's July AU where she and Nick sleep together
>Because I want to upset people
Let's see if the inspiration can last until I get home

I want to be unbirthed by Judy and rebirthed as her daughter.

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>>3881000
GET OUT FUCKING SKINFAGS REEEEEEEE

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>>3881000

>>3881000
>>3881022
Ever notice how much skinfag porn has the "viewer" or artist insert as a mammal? Even though mammals canonically don't exist in human worlds every time I see skinfag porn it's a human fucking a mammal. The wish fulfillment bullshit is so paper-thin. They're not even trying to hide it.

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Anons I think I've come up with it!

So who sinned most in the Bible?

>>3881041
God

>>3881032
Yeah, even if they did exist the odds of any of them even wanting that would be tiny, but they always are into it IMMEDIATELY 100% of the time. There's like no world building or anything.

>>3881032
Hmm, I don't know. A lot of skin porn has the author self-inserting as another human. Usually with really elaborate, special snowflake shit, too, because they have to put their skinsonas in everything.

Also technically mammals do exist in human world, because humans ARE mammal (check the lore).