LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT.
36 SUPERSTARS ENTER THE SQUARED CIRCLE FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN THE GOLD, IN THE HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZscMfJH8o
Luan
Klopp
>>3770539
Elly
Good afternoon, you fine fellows.
Hairu Ihei
Yukkuri Reimu
Palmtop Tiger
>>3770539
Clementine
Eggman-kun
>>3770539
Rohan Kishibe
>>3770539
Junko Enoshima
King Dedede
Sadio Mané
Vic Viper
>>3770539
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
Seth
Rollins
UNUSED CHARACTER
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3770539
Haigen Hawkins
Endo
>>3770539
El Spiko
Makina Irisu
Lord Beenus
Celes
Mii Swordfighter
>>3770539
Knuckles
Entoma
Sharkboy
Dorothy
>>3770539
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3770539
Makoto Nanaya
Bill CIA Wilson
The Player
Fish in stockings
Satou the Absolue Madman
Erica Hartmann
Jack Spicer
Rumia
>>3770539
King Kaito
Malissa
Aldebaran
CURRY MAN
Freaky Fred
Mandy
The Crimson Demon
Tachanka
The Champion
GIVE ME SOME MORE AND THIS BABY IS GOING TO 48
>>3770583
You're gonna win this one.
>>3770507
You'll be sorry once my henchwoman arrives to assist me.
...
>>3770617
Lor Starcutter
Matt the Radar Technician
Manik
What's up?
>>3770534
First of all, I'm a different person. Second of all, I'm being triggered by YOU. Go to /a/ if you want to bitch about anime.
>trips on a brick and accidently sucks the cock of the poster below
Lord Beerus
>>3770644
You're triggered that someone's pointing out your shit taste in anime. Go jerk off on your magic girl body pillow, generitrash.
Brock Lesnar
>>3770397
Yeeey! But, I don't even know your name yet, wolfie. I'm....Hairu, Hairu Ihei!
>>3770644
>still replying
>>3770621
If your henchwoman has any sort of intelligence, she'd join me.
>She kicks a third time.
You're a slow learner, aren't you?
>>3770636
Ummm. The sky.
>>3770553
Welcome back Elly.
>>3770589
Makoto.
THIS MATCH IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE VACANT HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER.
CHECK IT.
SWAP IT.
>>3770636
Oh, not much at all, sir, I only just got here. Seems it may storm, soon, though....
I suppose entries isn't the most apt time for entries.
>>3770678
It is shit. It's absolute shit. Any show that puts that little effort into character design isn't worth watching. It's clear exactly what you're gonna get from it, and that's trash.
>>3770657
I don't even fucking know this anime, dumbass. You don't need to be a weeb to be annoyed at someone bitching.
>>3770683
Ah! Hello, Miss Ramlethal. How are you?
>>3770688
>"for saying hello". I only just got up.
>>3770686
Ready, sir!
>>3770683
Hi there, Rammy, how're you doing?
>>3770672
>still replying
>>3770693
>Criticizes a show purely based on character design
>Not by voices, plot, music, or anything else
>Just character design
>>3770686
Let's get this Franking session on
>>3770714
>still replying
>>3770686
Proceed.
>>3770701
I am well. Even after the stunt Kaito pulled.
>>3770709
You know, I never got the results of that match I dared you to win.
>>3770716
Why watch a show if you can't fap to the main male protagonist?
>>3770716
Like I said. Any show that puts that little effort into character design is bound to put the same amount of effort into everything else. Stupid gimmicks, asspulls, and cheap view bait is all it is, I guarantee it. Keep trying to justify your trash taste.
>>3770636
Same old shit.
>>3770686
Time to dig up the score even more, and beat up some parasites along the way.
wew lad these weeb arguments are pretty amusing
>>3770719
>drowns
>I don't want to watch X anime because Y character has a bad design!
This can literally be said about any anime.
>>3770721
Oh, um.. I might have.. Maybe.. Lost..
The same can be said of all anime.
>>3770740
>any anime
>watching anime at all
>>3770728
Translation: Everyone besides me has bad taste
>>3770733
They're more obnoxious than anything else.
>>3770686
Begin.
>>3770620
Thank you for the positive encouragement anon.
>I don't like this
The same can be said about all anime.
>>3770745
Perhaps the same could be said of all animes.
>2016
>watching things
>not being blind
>>3770752
>talks about anime
>proceeds to post manga
>>3770693
You can't call anything shit based purely on character design. Just like you can't call things with interesting character design good with absolute certainty. Case and point: Part 5 of JoJo. Garbage main character with a generic personality, bullshit main enemy with two personalities, only one of which is any bit interesting, most of the ally characters are boring, minor enemies aren't interesting, need I go on?
Did the clones gone?
>>3770758
you can't tell me you don't find the autism overload in all threads funny though
Watching le anime
Not making le new dank memes in hg
Implying
XD
>>3770673
S-She shall come and smite you with her own explosive magic!
>>3770721
Ah, that...I'm glad you didn't come to violence at that, miss.
>>3770743
Such is life here.
>>3770721
Sorry Rammy, but Urotsuki was here last night..
>>3770701
Good afternoon Elly, it's good to see you so soon.
NO SWAPS, ALL ANIME ARGUEMENTS, THIS MATCH BEGINS NOW.
>>3770773
>Another person that thinks Part 5 is trash
Alright, it's clear I'm talking to an idiot, there's no point to continuing any further, you've proved my point.
>gets an erection
>>3770754
>having opinions differentiating from yours
>>3770792
rip lord beenus, I was pulling for you
>>3770793
>part 5
>not the worst part
>>3770792
Right, then!
>>3770787
So soon? It's nearly three.... But hello, Sir Kaito, how are you?
>>3770743
Looks like I won that game then.
>>3770785
No I did. I just directed it at somebody else.
>>3770787
Does your arrival only come with bad news?
>>3770792
I have arrived safely. Forty seven redundancies to remove.
>>3770792
>Taking a shit
>Dean hosts Superslam
Where did you hide the camera?
>>3770782
I would rather watch anime than deal with shitty HG memes
>>3770785
I know.. I just feel kinda bad for losing, since I promised Rammy the victory!
>>3770806
>Part 5 is the best part, fuck you ;-;
>>3770808
Yeah, you did. Sorry I couldn't win, Rammy.
>36 UIDs
Bump the game
>>3770808
Oh...I didn't see that.
>>3770792
I'll be confiscating this camera for evidence. Let's see what kind of porn you got
>>3770793
>liking Part 5 when it's literally the worst, most generic part
>>3770777
>In all honesty, yes.
All I'm going to tell you is that several people here are people I wouldn't mind seeing hung.
>>3770783
And then we will have two paralyzed idiots, won't we?
>Kick 4.
>>3770792
Idiot.
>>3770817
12 more and I'll bump it to a 60.
>>3770792
The world can be boring if it wants to, it won't prevent me from finishing what I started in the most stylish way.
>>3770806
>>3770823
>Having different opinions
>>3770823
>STOP TRIGGERING MEEEE REEEEE
(You)s when?
How many active hosts we have tho?
>>3770833
>>3770792
Well, it is a good hiding spot... Actually it's pretty bad, it's obvious...
>>3770807
No I meant you were here the other day, but I'm doing fine, though how has the gatekeeping been going?
>>3770808
Nope, because she gave me this for you!
>Hands her a tank of fuel.
She brings extra fuel for her chainsaw and since she didn't need it she said to give it to you.
>>3770816
Making promises about it are...not the best decision, considering how fickle it is. It really isn't anything to beat yourself up over. I know I've done it....
>>3770830
>Didn't Brant say they'd wanted to make 60-man games a thing?
>>3770816
>>3770836
>Part 5
>anything other than generic garbage
>>3770833
>being objectively wrong
>>3770836
>triggers squirrel-chan
>>3770752
I don't like Jojo because Smokey's character design is absolutely horrible. Generic black kid thief.
If they put that much effort into his backstory, the same can be said for the rest of the series.
8 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 6
>>3770830
>>3770831
I got mail for Damn Armboobs and Said Rallins
>>3770830
Kamina
>>3770816
I do not mind. I have heard you won some game recently.
>>3770819
It is fine. The one I killed can regenerate so there was no harm done. Are you well?
>>3770849
Hmph.
*takes the fuel from his hands*
Thank you for being useful. Kaito.
Kid, kid, I don't know whose been training you, but if that's an explosion then a firecracker must be a nuke to you.
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON HIS ENTRANCE RAMP.
>>3770868
Armboobs? Lady, I told the boss my titty mastering days are behind me.
>>3770880
>
>>3770874
I don't even watch or read Jojo but your opinion is wrong
>>3770880
I've gone through worse. I got shot in the head when my family died. I got my foot drilled, I got a knife embedded in my arm. I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE
>>3770880
Just some candy...
>>3770889
Here you go.
>Derpy
>>3770880
All of you should make things easy for me and come out! Wack-a-mole time~!
>>3770853
Aw. Well, thanks, Elly, that's nice of you to say. I do feel a little bit better now.
I'll try my best to win from now on!
>>3770859
S-Stop that, Anon! Part 5 is really good! It just has bad translations and people in Western audiences don't know how to appreciate it properly! I-I really like it!
>>3770876
Yeah! I did!
I won that wrestley one, and he made me a really cool trophy screeny thingy, I'm super proud of it!
>>3770880
Are there nuts in these?
You guys sure know how to make me smile! Haha!
>>3770876
Don't mention it, just thank Urotsuki when you see her next time.
>>3770880
I... Don't think that's normal..
We're in the middle of a game.
Stop replying to "Greatest connoisseur of anime and japanese culture in general because I've seen and eventually read jojo in the last two years because it is trending but would have laughed at Araki's face for "drawing gay sluts" 5-10 years ago" anon
Thank you.
Yare yare daze...
>>3770843
From what I collected earlier, 14.
Yuno being the only one incapable of hosting because of computer problems currently.
>>3770868
Great, love letters from overly attached fan girls.
Hand it already.
>>3770880
Are you serious with these prices ? For that garbage food right from Cincinnati even ?
Man, my stands from my games are way better and less expensive.
>>3770840
Have you figured out the connection yet?
>>3770868
>Damn Armboobs
>OK, I laughed.
>>3770880
Of course. You're inferior.
SETH, YOU CLICK THE BUTTON ON THAT CAMERA AND YOU'RE FUCKING TOAST.
>>3770895
Damn animes these days.
Uh, thanks.
>>3770923
Here you go Rails
>>3770876
Oh. I wonder who...nevermind.
>She smiles
Things have been mostly tranquil back at the Garden, really there isn't much to say.
>>3770849
Less "Gatekeeping", more field-guarding, really. But aside from a few fairies, there haven't been many would-be trespassers at all.
>>3770880
>>3770905
>Sigh
Your best is really all you can do at times. Oh well. And there's always next time.
>>3770930
Why're we doin' this, Seth?
Huh? Revenge?
What do you mean?
>>3770918
WWE is a garbage anime, Dean has a shit design and if they aren't willing to even put effort on the character designs, then the rest isn't even worth watching.
>>3770923
Can you tell me who is that 14 please?
>>3770930
I need a signature or something.
>>3770895
1 meter and 95 centimeters? Since when did you grow 4 inches?
STANDO
>>3770940
How've you been since we talked last?
Good, hopefully? Have you made many friends?
>>3770930
................ow.....
>>3770948
>watching the anime
>not playing the VNs
>>3770930
Don't dodge next time
>>3770955
>>3770930
Notice me....Arima-san...zzzzzzz
>>3770973
Ahright, thank ye.
>>3770970
>not playing the dating sim
>>3770927
You are kicking the hornet's nest...my henchwoman will arrive and I will get back up to destroy you. You should run while my explosive magic is still on cooldown...
>>3770969
>>3770930
Keep your eyes open, and maybe you won't die so quickly.
>>3770930
Can you harm yourself somewhere else? I am trying to rest.
>>3770905
That is pleasant to hear. I wish to win that one day.
>>3770909
If only her and I could meet.
>>3770940
He will be fine. I did this four times already. You are still practicing that skill I am assuming.
>>3770930
I-I didn't expect you to be one to toss and turn in your sleep...
>>3770940
Why do fairies try to trespass so much...?
>>3770964
Truth be told, the only new face I've seen...was less than friendly. So I'm afraid not, but I don't really mind, as long as the garden is safe and my mistress is happy.
>>3770930
>Pathetically sobs
>>3770994
>tries to cheer her up.
>>3770930
>>3770942
I've been ridiculed for months after very personal photos of mine were leak, especially for the size of my.. womb broom.
BUT WHEN YOU LOOK AT DEAN'S ONE, IT'S EVEN MORE TINY.
>>3770932
Would you look at that ? Something actually useful for once.
Your delivery is appreciated.
>>3770950
Seth Rollins - Rigginsmania
Hoshi - Asuka Academia
Raven - Classy Games
Dean Ambrose - Superslam
Kamina - Board Games
Yuno - Murderous Games on hiatus cause of computer problems I think
Aikawa - Hungertale from time to time
Junko - Despairingly Boring games
Rin/LF - The Sickness games once every blue moon
Garnet - Emergency Games with Heartstone code I think
Ocelot - Foxhound games
Mokou - Express Games
Miku - Hatsune Mix
Baron still host I think
Dedede and his games
Madao hosts
>>3771003
Signature please.
You guys gonna stop going near all the fireworks? there's like 6 bodies there already.
>>3771003
I'm sorry.
Womb broom?
>>3771003
If i know right Kerag is hosting as well...
>>3771029
helo it is i gerag
>>3770990
You definitely will if you keep at it!
After all, you're probably way stronger than me, Rammy!
How've you been since last time?
>>3770992
But you should be happy too, Elly, you deserve it! You're a nice person, so, that's why we're friends.
D'you want a hug?
>>3771003
Your... Huh?
>>3771021
Lights! Action!
...
G-Guys?
Did I press the wrong button?
....Guuuuuys?
>>3770991
They're dumb. Really, really dumb. Or cocky. I suppose immortality breeds a degree of recklessness.
>>3770990
Oh! Well, then.
>She nods
I most certainly am, miss, you can be assured of that. I can still only just barely manage the sheer energy it uses, though....
>>3771003
>You left me out again (Aussa/Armadyl) out again
>>3771021
It's like high school all over again. And middle school. And grade school
>>3770986
Obviously you haven't seen the correlation.
>She kicks again, this time in the head.
This isn't a game. This is life. No one is going to wait for you to stand back up before they strike again.
>>3770964
>>3771021
Unexpected. Nice work.
>>3771003
>>3771035
He is talking about his little Seth, squirrelgirl.
>>3771043
is i graeth baron fuk me pls
>>3770990
She seemed happy at least, oh and also she had Garry there last night, so ya'know..
>>3771021
T-thanks... But go ahead and kill me next time, that's what we're here for.
>>3771038
Haha.. I never thought I'd hear you say that about anyone... But what exactly do they want?
>>3771021
Look at all of those pretty fireworks!...Ummm, they're coming too close...we're gonna burn if we ju-
>>3771041
Oh, I did press the right button?
Awesome! Thanks!
>>3771049
His huh?
Himself?
>>3771003
Ocelot actually hosts?!
Wow cool!
>>3771056
HHHHMMMMMMM
>>3771056
Eh..You know? His little brother? His bishop? His German soldier?
>>3771003
Sickness Games are my favorite
>>3771021
Nothing of use. I will just be taking your spectacles.
>>3771035
I have been dealing with nightmares.
>>3771038
Hmm. Maybe you were not built for it.
>>3771054
Her partner. I figured that is what keeps her sometimes.
Now this is what I'm talking about, 3 on 3 tag team matches.
Maybe explosion girl should actually go and learn a few moves. Like the exploder suplex.
>>3771068
>She covers her eyes.
Anon, don't show me that sort of thing!!
>>3771072
I don't wanna know anymore!
>>3771078
Nightmares?
Aw.. I'm so sorry, Rammy, those are the worst!
>She reaches out and gives you a big hug.
I'll protect you from the bad dreams!
>>3771056
You pressed the button that killed three of us at once, so yes, you did.
>>3771080
You were unprepared. You will be punished.
>>3771093
H-huh?! I thought that was the button for the lights! I didn't mean to kill anybody!
Oh my god this is awful.
>>3771001
>Fails
>>3771041
Idi-
>
>>3771020
Oh yeah here you go.
>draws me, the great Seth Rollins, stomping on the corpse of Dean Ambrose
Don't question the signature, it's a custom one.
>>3771021
Your crowd sucks Dean, I bet your show is airing in some trash city like Ohio.
>>3771029
You're right.
>>3771035
Forget about it.
>>3771038
Got it.
>>3771049
Shut it.
>>3771068
DON'T MAKE OF FUN, WE VERIFIED AND YOURS HAPPEN TO BE EVEN SMALLER.
SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH DEAN.
>>3771080
Like I'd waste my time on you.
Or actually maybe.
Who knows ? Better stay up to find it out.
>>3771035
As long as she's happy, I'm happy.
>She blinks
...Why?
>>3771054
Anything, either to annoy her, just daring each other, they simply forget the dangers and think the flowers are pretty....
>She shrugs
>>3771078
Well, I would say that, if I knew she was the one who created me...but I've managed thus far just fine, haven't I??
>>3771038
>doesn't give kissu
>>3771115
Ohio's a state Seth.
>>3771091
It's not very impressive anyway. But don't tell him that. It's a sensitive issue.
>>3771108
Aw geeze, her socks are too small.
>>3771115
Thank you sir.
>flies away
>hits a wall
>>3771003
Doesn't Vader host at the night since he returned?
Thank you thank you, just send this one out to..uh...me.
Shark Teeth, close your mouth, your scarin the kids.
>>3771105
>Her face turns disturbingly happy.
Do you think this is happy fun time? Time to have giggles and make friends and have cute little tea parties?
>>3771113
Hopefully that killed you.
>>3771080
Ah... I disappointed the anon.
>>3771115
>>3771129
I wonder how small Roman's is. With all the roids coursing through his veins, that can't be good news for his most veiny part, fellas.
>>3771126
Thank you for respecting my space, sir....
>>3771134
>>3771003
>Oh, yeah, Vaders hosts like once every night at this point
>>3771121
Well, I just figured that since the last person you met was mean, I should be super nice.
And the best way I know to be nice is to hug people!
>>3771130
Oh, okay.
I'm sure whatever it is, he'll be okay.
He seems like a strong person!
>>3771137
Where's the peanuts??
>>3771140
>She smiles too, though hers is genuine.
Yeah! That sounds like a ton of fun, I'd love to do that, actually!
>>3771091
I do not think that is physically possible.
>>3771121
Correct. And as I have stated, as least the threat of dying permanently does not apply to you anymore.
>>3771137
Nonsense. I was told that children love a smile.
>>3771078
I think it's nice...
>>3771080
Even here I get a chance to sing.. I love it.
>>3771121
That does sound pretty dumb... I wouldn't take a dare if it meant crossing you..
>>3771137
Hmm... I don't like watching this fighting..
>>3771147
Are you a wrassler? I have mail for you.
>>3771155
>She giggles.
Well, if I fill your mind with happy things, then eventually you'll just have so much happy stuff in your head that all the bad stuff'll have to leave!
>>3771151
He's also the best Justin Bieber impersonator in the world for three years straight.
>>3771129
It is such a terrible state it made me forgot about my own geography.
Speaks a lot about where you were born Ambrose.
>>3771137
That's not true at all, it's him who wishes he could get an autograph from me.
>>3771166
...Is it from Becky Lynch? Let's see it.
>>3771170
You know Ohio's the home of 2 champions right now?
>>3771155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjkNNDuAb9A
>>3771149
>kills self
>>3771151
>It immediately switches back. It's actually angrier than usual.
You're WRONG. This is WAR. There are no FRIENDS in war, only ENEMIES and CORPSES. Do I make myself clear, mutant?
>>3771151
Really, it's no trouble, miss. And after all, it was just the last...new person that I saw.
>>3771155
>She nods with a smile
The benefits do far outweigh the risks. Besides, if I can keep this up, hopefully I can build my stamina, and grow a bit stronger.
>>3771158
Well, it is considered a notable achievement for them to be able to read....
>>3771181
...Oh, dear.
>>3771169
Who's that?
I've never heard of that person.. Are they famous?
>>3771172
Here's your order Kevlin Owls
THIS IS HOW YOU DO AN AMBUSH KIDS, SHIELD.
>>3771192
I am not that fat Canafian fucker, lady. Get this bogus out of my sight.
>>3771191
Aye. They got a lot in common aswell..Girls scream and wet theeir panties for them..They both fight and scream like girls aswell.
>>3771192
>Pooh's Bizarre Adventures
>>3771158
It is and I am glad for her. I just wish I did not miss her every time.
>>3771167
What do you think would leave me happy?
>>3771180
Why is there water leaking out of their eyes?
>>3771188
I am pleased to hear. My struggle with emotions is a losing one.
>>3771193
I am sure something out there will enjoy this.
I have to leave and I may not be able to reply back. I will see eventually.
>>3771180
2 horrible champions and a disgrace to their brand yeah, no needs to remind the world about this atrocity.
>>3771193
How did I not win that exchange ? His fists are tapped with metal or what..
>>3771222
You're not?
>>3771192
I get here and I see this crap
>god dammit nakamura
>>3771188
That's kind of sad actually...
>>3771193
... I wanted to spend a day with Naoto..
>>3771231
I wouldn't feel to bad about it, if you see her you see her, if you don't then you dont...
>>3771186
W-Wh.. No, that's wrong, though!
There's no reason to fight.. We should all just be friends instead!
>>3771188
>She opens her arms wide for a hug.
C'mon, pleeaase? Hugs always make people feel better.
>>3771193
Huh? What'd you say, Junko?
We need to plunge her into.. This pear?
I haven't seen any pears around here, though..
>>3771222
Huh.. I wonder why they act so much like girls.. D'you know why?
>>3771231
Hmm.. How about a present?
Something to snuggle with that'll remind you of me if you get scared at night or have nightmares?
Good morning my students. I hope you've all have a wonderful time studying.
>>3771241
Got any mail for Sheamus O'Shaunessy?
>>3771256
I want to kill myself.
>>3771256
>She runs up behind you and hits you with her tail as hard as she possibly can muster.
>>3771231
Those are tears Shark teeth.
It uh, it means the human's broken right now and needs fixing.
Shut up Seth.
>>3771254
Ask him yourself. I wouldn't know the first thing of being a girl.
Not entirely true now that I think of it. I sometiems dress up as Dean Ambrose's missing woman to mess with him.
>>3771248
Are you Kevlin owls? Sign here.
>>3771256
Allo.
>>3771257
Sorry I only have mail for wrasslers
>>3771256
>walks up behind you and uses my quirk to instantly pet you
>>3771271
I am a wrassler...How can you not have heard of the man that fucked up Roman Reigns in a single, glorious moment?
>>3771270
Huh.. That's kinda weird, don't you think? I mean, boys aren't supposed to dress up as girls, usually.
>>3771261
You should go to the therapist for that. I'm not licensed to help you with your problems.
>>3771265
>he feels the tail brush up against him
If I were dumb, I would think this was somebody else, but I know it's you Makoto.
>>3771271
Another not humanoid creature. Is this supposed to be your quirk?
>>3771254
There is no logical reason as to why you don't die immediately when the game starts. You're weak and soft, and easy to walk over. A stepping stone made of flesh for people who actually want to win in the end.
>>3771271
>Sorry I only have mail for wrasslers
ROASTE
D
>>3771271
No, I am never going to sign for this crap.
>>3771231
Losing? What do-
...Right. Farewell, then, Miss Ramlethal.
>>3771253
Mostly because they simply can't be bothered.
>>3771254
I'm not really a "touching" person, miss...but I suppose if you insist.
>>3771256
I think that any time I had for school was a good few humans' lifetimes ago, sir. Good afternoon to you.
>She curtsies, resting her scythe across her shoulders
>>3771284
Roman who?
>>3771293
Quirk? No bubbles is my quirk.
>>3771256
I don't study.
>>3771266
Stop booking me like crap and give me some interesting events.
>>3771297
Yoooo ?
>starts chanting in Latin ominously
>>3771290
That's the thing, fuzzball. His ''missing woman'' never existed. But Dean is bloody bonkers in his head...So technically I am not dressing up as a girl..R-right?
>>3771293
How're you so strong?! I've been doing tail curls like, nonstop!
>>3771295
Well, I don't really care to win! I'd be happy without it, as long as I make friends instead.
Friends're the most important thing to me! Aren't they important to you, too?
>>3771305
>She darts forward and hugs you, rubbing her face against the top of your hat.
Hehe.. I can make you into a touching person eventually!
>>3771320
Well.. Technically you're dressing as a girl that never even existed, so.. I think that's a little bit weirder, actually!
>>3771306
Roman Reigns, also known as ''Samoan Bastard'',, ''GOT TO LOOK STRONG!'', ''Cunt'' or my personal favourite : ''Loser''
>>3771280
Stop petting me. I'm your teacher, not some cute anime girl that thrives off of being petted.
>>3771297
Don't "Meh" me. I expect you to be doing just fine, especially someone like you.
>>3771306
What do you mean bubbles are your quirk? What can you even do with bubbles?
>>3771305
Hmm...what's with that scythe you're carrying around? You should know weapons are not permitted on school grounds.
>>3771308
And you suffer from that. Maybe if you studied you would be an even better wrestler, but you still seem to be lacking in that department to me.
>>3771331
Did I also mention that Dean Ambrose held a 200 man funeral for a dead potted plant he called Mitch?
>>3771308
I got you Seth.
I'M BOOKING YOU IN A HOT NEW LOVE STORY.
>>3771308
Yoooooooo, Riggins.
>>3771335
Someone like me?
>>3771300
But I need for the mailing office, if I don't give them a signature they're gonna think I threw it in a lava again.
>>3771334
That was a wrassler? I thought he was a diva.
>>3771335
I can blow them.
>>3771316
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
>>3771346
.....Why?
>>3771331
What good are friends when you're going to betray them anyway? You obviously have no plans on being important in this world.
>>3771358
Only partially. He is Nia Jaxx's stunt double.
>>3771316
>crams a cork into your mouth
Never do that again, k?
Good Afternoon
>>3771331
I've told you this before, haven't I? I'm a professional hero. I've went through more than you could ever imagine.
But do not worry. I'm here to help you and everyone else thrive at what they want. That is my sole purpose as your sensei.
>>3771351
Yes, someone like you. I see no reason for you to be meh-ing at others.
>>3771358
...I'm pretty sure that is not your quirk. Your pony appearance is probably what you'd call a quirk, considering not everyone here is a pony.
>>3771361
>>3771346
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, MITCH HAD HIS WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HIM AND CHRIS WENT AND FUCKING KILLED HIM.
>>3771370
Good afternoon. Please take a seat and wait for the next game to begin.
>>3771361
''Why?''....YOu hit the nail right there, lady. Everytime Dean does something, I ask him ''why?''!.
The truth is that Dean is insane, pure and simple. For starters, he never has a plan because any sentence longer than 5 words confuses him. He once attacked a hedge bush thinking Kevin Owens was hiding behind it. He has a ''pet'' puppet called Mr Socko he stole from an old man.
What I am saying is. Logic and Dean Ambrose is an impossible combination.
>>3771305
Can't be bothered? They're immortal right? They have time...
>>3771335
Wrestling isn't learned by studying, it's learned by experiences,
But of course you wouldn't know that, just by your shape anyone can tell you're not a regular of physical efforts.
>>3771347
Damn it.
>>3771351
Been sometimes pal. When did you come back ?
Alright Seth, I guess we'll do it your way.
Hey, look to your left.
>>3771331
>She flinches slightly
I...doubt that, miss.
>>3771335
This is an arena, sir, not a school. And it's my weapon, one of my only possessions, and I shall never part with it.
>>3771370
Hello to you...sir?
>>3771389
Yes, but...well, they have the temperaments of children, typically.
>>3771390
All I have to say to that is "high muscle density".
>>3771365
I got nothing for him or you, guess the eastern creatures don't enjoy you two as much.
>>3771370
Good noon.
>>3771372
But everypony is a pony in equestria
>>3771400
You can put that as the entrance, if you don't mind. I do not want you to poke one of my student's eyes out with it while they're waiting for another test.
>>3771372
Everything about me is meh, though. Especially for this place.
>>3771390
I'm not really 'back' until the next Augmented Games this weekend. I've just Brennan haunting y'all like the world's mopiest ghost. Good to see you, Seth.
>>3771363
Who says I'm gonna betray them? I'd never do anything like that to my friends!
>>3771372
I know, but still.. I've beaten some really strong people before! Or at least hit them and done damage!
What'd you do as a hero to make you so strong?
>>3771377
But it was a plant!
It's not a person..
>>3771387
Huh... Yeah, he does sound kinda crazy.. Is he seeing a doctor or anything?
>>3771400
>She separates from the hug and smiles, cocking her hips.
You don't at least feel a liiiittle bit happier?
>>3771432
>>3771432
>>3771432
>>3771400
Then I'd probably get along with them, haha..
>>3771433
YOU DON'T KNOW MITCH'S LIFE STORY DO YA? YOU DON'T KNOW THE STRUGGLES HE WENT THROUGH RAISING HIS WIFE AND 3 KIDS.
>>3771430
*been haunting
>My phone has gone stark raving mad.
>>3771436
GHOST!
>>3771372
A teacher. Nothing I haven't seen before. >>3771433
Then you're nothing more than a weakling. I think I'll have you be a handmaid once I rise to power. I'm sure my male guests would enjoy your figure.
>>3771399
Well done Dean, you finally evened the odds by handicapping me of an arm.
And it still won't be enough.
>>3771402
What's this crap now ? Some made up thing to excuse your painful lack of abs ?
>>3771430
Now that's some good news, finally something positive to come out of today.
>>3771427
My scythe is only as dangerous as I want it to be, and by no means am I so needlessly hostile, but...I will not permit it to leave my side.
>>3771433
Not particularly, miss. I was already perfectly happy.
>>3771439
I...doubt that, sir.
>>3771436
>>3771442
>>3771386
Thanks?
>>3771400
Puzzled over my appearance? Seems to be a common phenomenon
>>3771468
Why is that? I'm great with kids...
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>>3771433 →
He made 5 shrinks lose their minds. 3 of them are in a psychoward, 1 went missing and another one jumped off a bridge.
>>3771442
Calm down fella..Calm down. Mitch's in a better place now.
>>3771403
A land filled with pony-tier quirks? I've never heard of that before in my life....
>>3771430
I wouldn't say that at all. You've got potential to do great things, but you yourself needs to bring that out. As your teacher I believe you have the possibility to shine bright amongst the rest of your peers.
>>3771433
Endurance, and the fact that I have a quirk. I'm also very quick on my feet, even though I may not look like it.
>>3771456
I'm glad you have seen a teacher before. It show that you have some kind of intelligence.
>>3771468
Don't tell me you're afraid someone's going to hurt you while you're here. Let me assure you that nobody will be doing that on my watch.
>>3771462
Abs mean nothing. You of all people should know that abs are meant for show and tell, not to actually showcase true strength.
>>3771462
You know what they say Seth. Trust nobody, not even yourself.
Been gone for a month. Fuck happened?
>>3771496
Smooth move, kid gloves! Ahahahaha!
>>3771462
Aw, it can't have been all bad. But... Thanks anyway.
>>3771495
Humph. Maybe from the shadows this weekend. Always a pleasure, Aizawa.
>>3771442
But it's a plant!
It can't get married or have kids!
>>3771456
A-A weakling?
I dunno.. But.. If you want me to do you favors like a maid then you just gotta ask! That's what friends are for, right?
>>3771468
But aren't you feeling happi-errrrr?
>>3771493
...
I-I don't really wanna talk about this anymore, actually..
>>3771495
So.. Is endurance your specialty?
Like, is that what you're best at?
>>3771502
Everything happened
>>3771502
A bunch of shit happened, punk.
>>3771495
I've never seen one that looks so unprofessional and unkempt. What exactly do you teach?
>>3771509
That's what slavery is for.
>>3771509
One more thing, big tittied squirrel: Don't try to reason with Dean. Me might grow feral and try to bite you.
>>3771496
I know it might be hard for you to keep your eyes off me since I'm famous or whatever but you should really be more careful when you're flying around like that, kay? A good start would be watching where the hell you're going.
>>3771510
Everything?
>>3771517
Everything.
>>3771477
Well, I've hardly seen things such as yourself about here, myself.... My apologies, sir, you're rather...unique.
>>3771484
But these ones are rather...uncontrollable.
>>3771495
It is my weapon, my symbol of my status as my mistress's gatekeeper, and it is quite effectively a part of me, sir.
>>3771509
Nnnot really, miss. More just uncomfortable about being touched.
>>3771511
>throws brick
>>3771525
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>>3771502
All the same
>>3771507
I don't understand what you mean by that, but I'm sure you've thoughtfully planned this out. It was nice to have this talk with you.
>>3771509
I'm good at everything, Makoto. I'm what you would call a "professional", after all.
>>3771514
Heroics.
As far as appearance goes, I don't care much to put effort into such a thing. It's a waste of time, considering it means absolutely nothing.
>>3771502
still autistic
>>3771521
That's why I'd need someone like you around that could beat them up.