/sug/ - Steven Universe General Gem From Another Place Edit

Shit thread

>>3766818
what's wrong with it?

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I want to come home and walk in on Lapis dressed up all nice for me, having planned a romantic evening for us both.

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>>3766888
pic related

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>>3766906

I don't have white-people dreads, but pretty much

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxQPwVEtd8
Art

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Post songs/albums which you feel relate to a character

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZDstZ1-EAI

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>>3766041
god damn it

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>>3766089
you fucks

This thread is nice and quiet

>>3767249
Stop shilling your dumb discord, you waste of oxygen.

>>3767305
What? I'm not Brad, Brad, so fuck off.

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>>3766944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmP6mh5XzWI

This song is a complete mess, at some point the beat stop and you listen to someone eating chips. It's a real mess, but a fun one, like Amethyst.

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What would you say/do to boost her self-esteem

>>3767699
Do it for her

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>>3767699
Lift her up, throw her out the window and proceed to yell that it felt like nothing and I could do even do it again.

What causes a gem to become corrupted? Was it some failed experiment? A superweapon?

>>3767974
That bright flash of light in Same Old World was a corruption bomb. Any gems left on earth was considered not worth saving.

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>>3767699
i wanna see your donut

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What will you feed Pearl?

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>>3770508
Food until she's stuffed to the brim

What is this?
A dead general for corpses?

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>this gem hits you in the lower back which knocks you to your knee's

>She grabs you by the back of your hair and starts slapping you open handed on the side of your face

>What do you do?

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>no new ep on July 7th

JUST

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Where were you when you realized that Jasper wouldn't be redeemed and that your 628 unique, high quality Jasper images were basically worthless?

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>>3771948
You do realise what show this is, right? Everybody's getting redeemed.

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>>3771948
I can't hear you over the sound of high quality jaspertale memes

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>>3771948
>high quality

>>3766812
who the fuck is gonna get this reference and who thought it was gonna be a good idea to continue the series?

Reminder that the "Too Short to Ride" synopsis is probably fake and even if it is real it won't air for 4 months

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>>3772056
I'd like to take a moment to say I appreciate your efforts sincerely, you grumpy butthole

>>3772089
>>3766812
I am pretty fucking sure I saw this in Scooby Doo; Mystery Inc recently.

>>3772135
I just got here, link to said probably fake synopsis?

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>>3772140
>scooby doo
eat a fucking dick

>>3772089
Dude everyone likes Twin Peaks. It got another season as well.

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>>3772056
How do you think I GET the high quality images?

I just post everything here and wait for the special 4chan image-enhancing computer program to post a better version.

>>3772140
>>3772089
Didn't simpsons do something like in the OP pic? With wiggum and lisa I think

>>3772135
source?

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>>3772176
sure, your place or mine trashmaster?

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Guys I found what the OP is referencing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xsy3qhTO04

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>>3772089
better than ending on a clifhanger centered on a character that came in the last few episodes and that no one gave a shit about and was inferior to Audrey Horne in every way

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>>3772089
I believe this was made for H4L;_; anon, who was a big Twin Peaks fan.

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Really interesting TP interview y'all might like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwvSFOEfHJE

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>HE WATCHES

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>>3772242
I want to cuddle Agent Lapis Cooper

>>3772307
inhale my dong enragement child

>>3766812
>>3772089
so it was from twin peaks originally?
why the fuck is it referenced so much?

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Love you /sug/
I hope your week has been going well. You are all wonderful people and I wish nothing but the best for you

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>>3772462
forgot the pic

>>3772474
Fuck you

nice pic tho

>>3772313
I want to serve Agent Lapis Cooper a good cup of hot, black coffee.

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>>3772474
Love you!

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>>3772696
>There are people that get paid to discuss how to make Peridot as cute as possible, and how to make her cuter.
A green bow and her own personally alien cuddly? jesus

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>>3772762
Here's hoping she gets her CG outfit soon too. It's gonna be so adorable.

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>>3772795
I bet she wont even want to wait for a reform, she'd want to try on human clothes anyway

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>>3772912
That'd be cute too.

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>>3772474
I love you too

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Does anyone want to buy these nice delicious lappy eggs half off

>>3772307

Reminder that Onion isn't even Yellowtail's kid; he's actually what happens when a gem shapes male organs and impregnates a human.

>59 posts
>28 posters

mmh

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So, friends, where do we invade today; /b/ or /co/?

>>3773129
Let's take a nap instead.

>>3773129
>/b/
Futile, our thread will be gone in minutes
>/co/
Futile, the mods hate us with a great passion, our thread will be gone in minutes

>>3773150
>zzzzzzZZZZZ
>h-huh, what?

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>>3773172
i think thats the point, comrade

>>3773005
What are the nutritional facts?

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>>3770640
hot

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>>3773215
I can't give you specifics, but I can guarantee that they are at least 97% semen

>>3773215

1g of sodium per serving.

>>3768027
HEADCANON ALERT

You corruption bomb believing faggots were BTFO by Misseps

>>3773931
because of Jasper becoming corrupted? I mean, there's all kinds of possibilities there, maybe she accidentally sets off a smaller prototype corruption device in the beta kindergarten or some shit

>>3773994
Why would she do that
The kindergarten's not that far the CGs
This is atop of many, many other ifs and assumptions

It's also pretty lame for corruption just to be some sort of bottleable substance.

Nuf si epar!

>>3774189

Miss me with that shit, Lapis.

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>trying to read /pol/'s opinion on [REDACTED]
just fucking kill me now

>>3774097
>It's also pretty lame for corruption just to be some sort of bottleable substance

I wouldn't entirely disagree except that, in terms of the corruption from trauma theory, I've never heard a decent explanation for why our gang and Lapis are the only ones it didn't happen to

Or are you in favor of some third theory I haven't heard of?

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>>3772307

once again, I enter the thread that's at the top of the catalog and have it open in a tab for hours with slow activity before I realize it's not the one being used

>>3776592
Blame three pedophiles in a /sug/ discord

poil

is discord down?

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New eps fucking when. I need new Pearl. I can't fap to completion anymore.

The new episodes come July 5th, screencap this.

>>3778992
no

>>3772462

Because Twin Peaks is a goddamn cultural touchstone you unbelievable philistine.

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Time for me to call it a night. Goodnight /sug/.

>>3780529
Night.

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>>3778962
Did someone say poil?

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>>3778962
Because I heard someone said poil

Still literally no word on when even Steven Floats is airing eh?

>>3781007
No word.

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>>3767699
Kissing while in the missionary position, with handholding and fingering her donut.

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>>3773129
>>3773210
How about you fuck off chum?

>>3773215
Like cinnamon toast crunch but sad.

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Hiatus is a meme that gets posted every second.

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Congratulations Cartoon Network, you've killed Steven Universe.

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Pearl is the best gem, go ahead and try to deny it.

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>>3781007
Getting an announcement for this show is a lot like finding love: Once you stop looking for it, it'll come when you least expect it.

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JUST GIVE US AN ANNOUNCEMENT CN

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THIS IS OPAL