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/npg/ - Neopets general Trudy's Surprise, it doesn

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/npg/ - Neopets general

Trudy's Surprise, it doesn't work Edition

>New to the /npg/ or Neopets in general?
If you have ANY questions, ask and someone should respond. Things are getting active again.

>I remember this! What's changed in my absence?
http://www.neopets.com/~ArentIPretty

>Basic guides for newbies:
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=newbies

>Ghoul Catchers
http://www.neopets.com/games/ghoulcatchers/
Play for up to 50K a day.

>Daily visits guide
http://thedailyneopets.com/dailies

>Food Club Bet page links
http://foodclub.daqtools.info/
http://www.neopets.com/~Boochi_Target

>Any new pets?
http://www.neopets.com/petinfo.phtml?type=Vandagyre&r=959

>Scripts?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16z66J6D10x5o46-fClMKpTSqzrKujSDDl2BHH_jSHOY/edit?usp=sharing

>Puzzle Adventure Codes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OmeDUPOuXDcq3SK5Jla1-8-mqRpmkHq4A6-UPutoXqo/edit?usp=sharing

>How did I get RS banned so fast?
Neopian shops now automatically and randomly clear themselves. To check if you're actually banned or not, go check on the Neoboards or go into other shops.

>Why are you guys playing this?
Mainly nostalgia. And to make some in-game dosh.

>Why am I so poor?
Feel free to ask for advice! For newcomers, the battledome is a steady source of income and is a good way to get started.
Battledome rewards are here, with both per-arena and per-opponent lists: http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=battle_prizes

>WHAT ARE THESE BIRTHDAY PETS?
Adopt for a stat-boosting cupcake, then dump back in the pound. You can only get one cake a day.
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>>3765198

Thanks, Anon! Also, I'm surprised you managed to get the new version of Trudy's Surprise to give you a text box, let alone that one.
Uhh.... Congrats?
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First for offering starter packs for people checking out Neopets for the first time or coming back after a long break. Post username and get free stuff.

Also best witch.
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>>3765267
That's just something I found.
I wish I could get so much as a text box out of that thing.
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So, you guys ever bought a Neopets product?
Like a shirt or a plushie?
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>>3766976
I had a subscription to Neopets Magazine for a year or two. Also got several plushies: blue Aisha, I think a white Aisha, white Doglefox (which I think came with the magazine subscription, still have that one), starry PB from the McDonald's run, and a tiny yellow Kacheek plushie from I can't remember where. Also got the Darkest Faerie video game and played through it a couple times. I kept meaning to get 100% completion but I think the game and console are both in a shed on a different continent now.
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>>3766976
I own the board game. It's around.. Somewhere.
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>Trudy's Surprise Trudy's Surprise has reset and is waiting for you!
Hey, it actually works.
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Don't forget to make those bets /npg/

>>3771086
>progress reset
Th-thanks, Neopets
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>>3766976
I have an electronic Kougra pocket pet somewhere around here.
Also a fanmade bori plushie since merch was discontinued by the time that species showed up.

They never released much outside of the US.
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http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake, /npg/.
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>>3766976
Not really

When I got into neopets I was a student and didn't have any spare money. Now neopets kinda lost it's appeal for me to buy neopets stuff.
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>another site feature broke
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>>3778683
OK, what is it this time?
If you're talking about Trudy's surprise, it's already fixed
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I remember playing this shit as a kid, i came back like four years ago and all of my pets were starving so i just ignored them and logged out lol.
Sadly i forgot my pass, lost access to the email linked to the account and i don't even know if i placed my actual birthday in the site, cause i was kind of obsessed with pretending i was like 20 back when i was a kid.
The good old days
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snowy is awake, go get blasted
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>>3781632

Got a Lightning Gun. Thanks, Anon!
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>>3781913
Nice.
I got...
Nothing.
Not even blasted.
Fuck the "Snowager moved slightly so you bitched out" draw.
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>>3781632
>The Snowager moves slightly in its sleep... you decide to run just in case it wakes up!
Just give me the fucking avatar.
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>>3782036
My brother of similarly shitty RNG.
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>>3781913
congrats anon
>>3781964
>>3782036
I know that feel, bruhs
it's either nothing or blasted without avvy for me
no loot in 2+ weeks
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>>3782097
>>3782098
The account I made and played on for two weeks while waiting on my support ticket got the avatar within a week. My 14 year old main account still doesn't have it. This shit is rigged.
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>decide to play Dice-A-Roo to pass the last half hour before new day
>four game overs in five rolls
I hope the new day brings me new RNG. The last game day was a solid shafting.
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Wow. I only just now noticed, as the day is ending, that today is Acara Day. No themed Daily Puzzle answer/prize either. Colours of Kreludor's Grundos, really?

Then again, I'm not an Acara owner. Is anyone in /npg/ here one? Even if you aren't, thoughts on the species? Thoughts on the new customization stuff?

Anyway, start your Acara's free training course while you still can. Can't believe I forgot about this.
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Anyone know what the cure for Sneezles is?
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>>3783896
Magic Cookie
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>Illusen emerges from the woods and approaches you. "I had some spare Neopoints lying around so I thought you may like to have them." She leaves you with 10,000 NP!

Nice to get some good RNG for a change.
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>>3785223
Lucky you

>play Monotony wheel
>leave it open, go to sleep
>check it in the morning
>"an error has occurred, please try again later"
>wheel SLOWLY grinds to a halt
>passes the NP bag and Tyrannian Paint Brush
>pet loses half their HP

it's the 2nd time this happens
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goys halp, this is 2hard4me
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>>3786166
>got the avatar and BD rival after solving this
Nice
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Snowy is sleeping
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
go get loot/blasted
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So, you guys used to be in /vg/?
Why did you come to /trash/?
Low traffic?
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Turmaculus is awake
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
go get that avatar
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>>3787356
We're so slow we kept falling off /vg/. Even /vg/ was too fast for us.
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>>3787356
Yeah, the general was pretty active for a while, especially when we had multiple active drawfags. But they all left and things slowly faded into inactivity late last year. At some point the generals started 404ing after just a few posts, but it looks like /trash/ is slow enough that we don't keep being bumped off.
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>>3783637
8bit still trash
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

I got blasted, and so can you, /npg/!

Also, reminder that, AFAIK, today's the last day to participate in this year's Altador Cup.
Considering doing so will earn you prize points that can be rewarded for items exclusive and not, like, wearables, stat-boosters, battledome weapons, and more, I advise doing so.

Well, that and also making your team place good and getting a nice trophy for your user look-up.


Good luck, /npg/!
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>>3787356
Even /vg/ is pretty fast in the summer, threads fall off after a half hour without a post.
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>>3787647
to be honest /vg/ isn't particularly slow what with fast threads like blizzard games, mobas, any current fotm game and mmo threads that hit bump limit fairly quickly
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last night i got to 10 million np in the bank and switched my dingus to mega millionaire or whatever the last one is

how are you guys doing
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>>3795809
Won 1000 NP in the wheel of Misfortune
And I keep getting the "bad luck" bonus from Trudy's surprise, so that's nice
Oh and congrats in reaching the 10M, anon
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>>3795809
Im at the point where I now have to spend over 100k for a collectable card.
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MPC at 63, SKBD at 55

>>3795809
I'm still only at 95 mil because I haven't been restocking.
Ghoul Catchers is still not available for my phone.
I didn't participate in the Cup at all. Just joined the same team I always do and didn't play.
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Snowager's out, get blasted.
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>>3801611
Won a scratchcard, pic related.
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>>3801731
Grats, anon.

I bought like 15 for 9500 the other day.
Still have 10 (I also bought a new one every 6 hours) and have yet to make a dent in what I spent on them. Hoping that luck turns around.

Also got blasted with no avatar.
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so i got a 50 doubloon coin from anchor management do i have to make it smaller to pay for stuff that requires less doubloons and if so how do i go about it without taking up all my inventory space
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>>3802742
>do i have to make it smaller to pay for stuff that requires less doubloons
Yes
>how do i go about it without taking up all my inventory space
I'm pretty sure the Golden Dubloon is the only way to split up dubloons by buying something cheap and getting change. If you need inventory space you can just shove things into your deposit box
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>>3803413
The Petpet shop too, though the prices probably aren't as nice for making change.
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Anyone want an Inner Clockwork Facepaint?
I somehow have two and doubt I'll use more than one, ever. It's an NC item.
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http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake, /npg/.
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>>3803809
I'll take it, if you're still there
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It's like my luck can't decide between being shit or being decent
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>>3806218
Also, Snowy is sleeping
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Go get blasted
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Can someone shop wizard me a Cabbage Doughnut Charm.
Didn't realize I was on a quest until just now.
I seem to get a few REs when rapidly refreshing for the NC Shopper's donated shit.

>>3806150
Sure. Name?
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>>3809435
dementia_20
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>>3809454
Congratulations! Your gift has been delivered to dementia_20.
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>>3809435
And the wizard link
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=sueandkurt&buy_obj_info_id=44968&buy_cost_neopoints=800
>>3809478
Danke
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>>3809497
>+3 HP
And thank you.
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http://www.neopets.com/altador/colosseum/teams.phtml

Place your bets on what the final standings will be, /npg/. What kind of results and prizes (Both prizes from the AC Prize Shop, and the AC Staff Tournament Prize Shop.) are you hyped for?

Also, of Neopia Central, Qasala, Lutari Island, or Jelly World, which would you want to be a new AC team, if there was to be one?
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>>3813892
Last time I played, Altador wasn't a thing, and I rejoined after the sign ups ended, so I haven't looked at it at all past that and couldn't even begin to guess on anything.
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>182:1
...wow, okay.
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>>3814300
holy fuck

i tanked, thanks garet
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>got 4 of a kind in a scratchcard
I didn't even know that was possible
>>3814300
Jesus tapdancing Christ
Congrats anon
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>tfw you find your Magma Pool time
>it's during your normal work hours
At least I can use it on days off.
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>>3817158
How long did it take you to figure out your time? I literally spent 6-7 hours refreshing every 8 minutes or so to find mine
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>>3818107
I tried for ~2 days refreshing when I remembered, then just got the script from the OP.
Took about 2 more days, since I got home two hours after my time, which is when I got the script, then forgot to leave my laptop on while I was at work yesterday, so I didn't get it until my day off, today.
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Snowager sleeps.
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Are you still up? Would you like some hot chocolate, anon?
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>>3822553
I don't get the joke.
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>>3822567

I'm not sure I had much else in mind for a joke. Uhhh....

CrazyZafaraOffersADruggedDrinkToGetYouInBed.gif ?

Please forgive me.
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>>3822648
Oh.
I was just going by the filename.
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>>3822672

Oh. Well, I do believe that it has a resemblance to a certain other character, yes. And I think there are others who feel similarly. But as for which character, the resemblance is to, I'm not sure I should say who.
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>>3822748
Alright, I won't force you or anything. Not that I could.
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>>3822567
She looks like Twilight Sporkle. There. Is even says so on a wiki.

Personally I like that hairstyle on a zafara.
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>>3822765
Ah. I guess I see it now.
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>>3822765

I can agree. The hues are pretty nice. I wonder if there are any wigs that can provide that hairstyle to Zafaras.... Then again, who's to say they wouldn't be NC-only? Oh well.
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>>3765198
What the hell is a neopets?

>>3822553
Twilight neopet help me!
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>>3822886
It's kind of an online virtual pets game with lots of stuff

It's been around since 1999 and didn't change much in past 10 years or so, so it's incredibly dated and most of the userbase is adults now
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So, on what are you spending your Prize points, /npg/?
being a retarded guy, i only participated in one round of the Staff Tournament, so i only have 7500 points to spend right now
after buying the 3 cheapest items, of course
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>Kreludor Mining Corridor Maps is SOLD OUT!
fug
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>couldn't even get a trophy on reset day

life is suffering when you suck at flash games
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>>3826965
You'll make it one day, anon
What game are you trying to get a trophy on?
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Don't forget to bet, /npg/. Betting window for today closes in less than 25 minutes.

http://www.neopets.com/pirates/foodclub.phtml

On another note, I can't believe AM can actually give this item out.
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>>3827990
Anything, really. I think I may have managed to secure a bronze in a couple of things since then though so it's all good.

How long does it normally take for trophies to show up on your lookup? I assumed midnight NST
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>King Roo offered 100,000 Neopoints just to find a cure to his boredom.

I know the dude loves games and all -The island, as of a while ago, is where the Games Room is supposedly held.- and keeps every day as a holiday, but still.
That much NP just for some entertainment?
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Prize shop and results are up.

Also, I'm VERY happy for Faerieland with this result!

http://www.sunnyneo.com/altadorcup/teams/faerieland.php

Considering their history, which has them coming in the absolute last place in the first tourney, and before last year (13th out of 18 places.), their best was 15th out of 18th place in the 5th & 6th cup....

Well, let's say that, even with no medal or such, 4th place, even tied for it, is AMAZING.
Honestly, I wish I could draw so I could make good art to celebrate for the team!

http://www.sunnyneo.com/altadorcup/teams/faerieland.php

Also, Prize Shop Guide is up: http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=altadorcup11&id=prizes

There's some neat wearables, and the priciest prizes are the Water Yooyu and Water Paintbrush, at 15,000 Prize Shop Points each.
Some exclusive books, too.

There's also an exclusive stamp for 3,000 Prize Points.

Sadly, I only got just over 10,000 points, and there's no stat boosters this year....


So, how's everyone else doing?
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>>3833467
I got 85 points and I don't know what to spend them on
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>>3834659

Wow. Why did you do so little, anon? What team did you even join?

....Anyway, 85 points and under....

http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=altadorcup11&id=prizes

You could try waiting to see if the Tissue Dispenser Book (25 points.) or Jar of Archived Books (60 points.) goes up, and then buy 'em if they do.
Or read 'em to a pet for more intelligence, and also because a pet with enough books read (Hundreds, truth be told.) can get you a trophy. There may be also a high score table for that, if I'm mistaken. Not quite sure, though.

The Altador Cup Wristbands, Altador Cup Pendant Necklace (Both 35 points.), Altador Cup Watch Party Snacks (40 points.), and the Yooyuball Balloon Sculpture (60 points.) are all wearable, so you could also try watching their prices.

If you had gotten just 95 more points, you could have gotten a Yooyu Knuckle Duster for 180, which, according to JN's testing, deals about 12-13 icons. http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/
Specifically, there's 7 physical and light icons shown, but it's unknown if they're fractional and 6 point something, or it's a full 7 for either or both of the weapon's icon types.
Either way, considering something with even 11 icons of offense can go for upwards of 10,000 NP, and the cheapest 12 icon offense weapon ( http://items.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=item&showitem=28051 ) is around 900,000 NP....


Well, you should've grinded, to put it simply?

Did you do the Staff Tournament? Prize Guide isn't up yet, but there's a nice dual duty weapon from it, as well as a book, and a few of the items are wearables, all prizes exclusive.
I only bet on week 3 of 3 -unfortunately- but I got about 4K for my trouble, and nearly 9,000 points to spend there.


So.... Uhh, in conclusion.... Try hard, and better luck next year?
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>The Alatador Cup will never be not autistic grind tier
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>>3833467
>tfw the results are all rigged not by the SSers this time round, but TNT themselves
At least I'm still all-star, I guess. 20k points to splurge on.
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>>3835510

In defense of it, some of the prizes have been pretty nice, and TNT did help to alleviate some of the grind this year, it seems.

http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=altadorcup11&comments=10879

>"TNT have posted on the announcements board about some of the changes to this year's Cup. As some expected, daily caps this year will be further lowered, along with rank boundries. "

And nonetheless, Yooyuball is still nice when it's around, as it takes at most, 3 minutes to earn 1000 NP per play, and the Staff Tournament can earn you a few thousand.

The Staff Tournament is also easy NP, with nice prizes.

I did the bare minimum for All-Star, and still got about 10,000 prize points, and I can still buy several of the pricier prizes available. Not the Paint Brush, Yooyu, or the most expensive background, but I certainly have my pick.

>>3836765

Wait, what? No offense meant, but how do you mean that TNT rigged things?
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>>3836837
Every year, neopets cheating communities would each select a respective team to rig their way to the top. clraik chose Kreludor and codex (for the most part) chose Maraqua. Things would normally play out like every other year with the cheating teams leading with ridiculous scorelines, but both teams started losing terribly after a couple of days and never recovered
Also a bunch of players were iced including the "legit" ones. People were also complaining about the scorekeeping on the boards
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>put my Shooting Star background up for auction for 175k NP
>Someone actually bought it
Welp, that's the biggest amount of NP i've ever gotten
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Bought one of them fancy commemorative stamps for around 100k at auction earlier. Th-that's good, right sempai?
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>>3837677
Which one?
not a sempai, just wanna know
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>>3837726
http://items.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=item&showitem=61883

I see people bidding on em at around 400k, which raises my hopes
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>>3837758
http://www.neopets.com/auctions.phtml?type=bids&auction_id=188156037
Either this lady got a shitton of them, doesn't care or doesn't know how much they're worth
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>>3837824
>lady
i was looking at LadyRoxy's bid while writing that
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snowy sleeping, go get blasted
>Snow worm moved, you bitched out
Goddamnit
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>>3838479
>Faerie Elephante Plushie
It's not nothing, I guess.
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I used to think that landing in the Lock space in the wheel of excitement did something super cool
Now i know better
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Just got a new tablet and i forgot what my old requests were.

Taking dank draw requests.
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>>3839254
a friend that won't leave me
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>>3839254
Xweetok playing Chess against a Lupe Garden Gnome
And losing
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>>3839254
ZDA lifting skirt to show it's a trap
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>>3839254

Can you do Delma Harrence celebrating that Team Faerieland tied for 4th place (with Meridell) this year?

Alternatively, an uncollared Ixi happily and succesfully somehow using its collar as a hula hoop.
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>>3840814

Also, wow. I just realized I replied REALLY late to draw anon with my re-requests. Whether or not he does 'em, hope he can forgive me.
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>>3814300
>first attempt at food club trophy ever
>come in first place
Thanks, daqtools.

Ended up with a 6:1 and 12:1, I think, after that screenshot. Could've also had another 40:1 on that list if I hadn't forgotten not to claim after round 6258.
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Site running like absolute shit for anyone else?
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>>3840538
it annoys me because that's a porn artstyle but there's no genetalia so I'm not interested
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>>3840905
how do you select your own bets? i wanted to learn but fucking hell its confusing as fuck
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sometimes I'm able to reel in my fishing line for more than one pet at a time, but it seems really inconsistent when it decides to say "maybe wait a bit longer next time" for certain pets,, does anyone know what the deal is? does anyone even know that all of your pets can fish at once
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>>3842234

I've managed to get items with all of my pets at once, although I believe it's more about waiting longer between uses.
I don't really track how much time is between each fishing visit of mine, but it's usually, like, at least 6 hours between each, if not several hours more.

Having done a bit of searching, this page provides some neat info: http://www.neopets.com/~Crash_Bandicoot_Psx
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>>3842282
hmm i guess maybe the ones where im getting no-go's are randomly being dud rolls then? its kinda hard to tell
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>Haunted Woods dead last

When will this meme end? I guess moms just don't like monsters.
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>>3839254
Heres my request from the old thread
Requestan something cute
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>>3840538
What >>3842198 said, it kinda looks like furshit but without smut
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>>3837263
congrats anon
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>>3842207
http://foodclub.daqtools.info/Bets_Calc.php
Leaving everything at default and clicking compute will give you the most profitable possible set of bets (over time), though your daily bust rate will often be 60-80%. This is what I do because I'm less concerned with daily profits than I am with profits over time.

In the case of pic related, TER is 24.849, which means that if you placed these bets a million times or whatever and the odds never changed, you would expect a return of about 24.8 NP for every 10 NP you bet.

Keep in mind if you do it this way, it's best to place the bets close to when bets are closed, because odds continuously change throughout the day (even after your bets are placed), so those 24.8 TER bets you placed earlier might be 19.5 by the end of the day, and you'd be better off with a different set worth 23.4 or something.
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>>3840905
>>3842207
If you look at more traditional bet sets like
https://www.reddit.com/r/neopets/comments/4qw9b7/food_club_bets_july_02_2016/
most of those are in the 20-21 TER range. They usually have very low chances of busting, but over enough time you'd be getting less than you would if you bet super risky every day.

You could achieve roughly the same thing with the calculator by giving it a high safety factor (pic related is set to 0.5), but as mentioned you're sacrificing returns over time for consistent daily returns.
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>>3842207
>>3846434
You can also tick optimize and play around with the shape factor setting, in this case I set safety to 0.3 and shape factor to 0.6. Here we've got a 50% chance of 30:10 or better, pretty good odds, but again TER is about 15% lower than the riskiest set of bets.
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http://www.neopets.com/pirates/foodclub.phtml

Don't forget to bet. Food Club betting window closes in under 20 minutes from now, /npg/.
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>>3849049
Yeah but then it reopens and then you have another hour or two to bet again.
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Snowy is sleeping
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Go get blasted
>You get fucking blasted, now you can fight Snow Worm
>Avatar? lol nope
Welp, it's something
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>>3849626
>ROOOOAARRR!!! - The snowager rears up and fires a MASSIVE icy blast at you and your Neopets!!! Oh no!!!
Where's my fucking av.
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>Illusens Book of Charm has been added to your inventory.
60k. Better than nothing, i guess.
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>>3850538
random event?
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>>3850550
No, I'm RSing because I've been a lazy fuck lately. Still have some UBs from last time I haven't even listed yet. If anybody needs books, hit up your old pal Milk Dud. Not doing booktastic at the moment though. Seemed to be some ABers set to it last time I was there.
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>Book of Bruno has been added to your inventory
Now that's more like it.
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Is laine still around?
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>>3852468
What about Army Boy Eliv?
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>>3852468
>>3853405
both died
luckily you still have bori anon
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>>3850702
i wish there was a way to fix the autobuyer situation without inundating the market with rare items to spit in their face

like, maybe you're only allowed to buy so many rare items from a store per month? seems kinda bullshitty though
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How do you see what disease your pet has?

Fucking vague as shit wheel.
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>>3857536
quick ref
click your pet's pic
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>>3857594
Thanks, anon.
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snowy is sleeping
go get blasted
>you bitched out, again
Godfuckingdamnit
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>>3858502
>The Snowager awakes, looks straight at you... then moans and goes back to sleep. You were lucky
At least you sort of have an in-character reason to not have gotten shit. I guess I just decided "Oh, he's sleeping, better leave him alone!"
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Just a heads up, /npg/. Turmaculus is scheduled for 11 O'Clock NST, today, and wasn't awake at 11 AM.
Meaning he's almost guaranteed to be awake starting at 11 PM, the next hour.
So stick around a bit even after your Snowager sneaking stuff!
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>>3858725
Question, what happens if Turma eats my petpet while it is in Grave Danger?
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>>3858864

I believe that happened to me once, actually. If my memory serves, the pet becomes a broken image in Grave Danger, but you still get the item once the time is completed, eaten petpet or not.

That said, I personally, would discard any item I got from Grave Danger with a petpet that got eaten during it, since I wouldn't wanna risk being guilty of "glitch exploitation" or something.

Hopefully the pet owning your petpet for Turmaculus isn't your Battledome Pet; Turmy can give your pet +1 Strength sometimes.
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it's 11 pm NST
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Go get your petpet eaten
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>>3859820

Got a worthless Petpet Level. Now I have a level 15 petpet. Joy.
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>>3859820
You have awoken the great Turmaculus...
AHHHHHH!!!! Turmaculus ate your petpet! BURP
Something Has Happened!
You are now eligible to use 'Turmaculus' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

Well.
I did what you asked, master.
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>>3859890
good good, everything is going just as planned
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Is it worth investing in map pieces besides the Secret Lab ones?
How much would be the most you'd pay for the whole set?
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http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml
Von Von Cinnamon Roll is awake
go gamble some levels/do your dailies
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>>3859890
what is this vore fetish shit

reeeeeee

etc
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Heads up. Today is Flotsam Day, meaning Flotsams get free training at the Pirate Academy the whole day.

http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle

Also, answer "80 Wild Skeiths" to the Daily Puzzle for 247 NP, and the Underwater Chef Stamp, a Rarity 84 item that was last valued by JN at 4,900 NP, and by NeoCodex at 5,470 NP.

You may want to sell it now before it goes down in price... or maybe hold on to it and see if it MAYBE goes up in price.
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Happy Half Price Day /npg/
May you get closer to your Jewish dream of 10m NP today
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is this game even still alive
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>>3866453
Like Napster and Myspace, it just keeps sticking around.
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ayyy these are still worth a lot right
even if they ain't krawks are still cool
Now I can finally do the "Do what you want cause a pirate is free" joke I've been wanting to do for years
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>>3866969
>very hungry
Feed your fucking pet shitlord
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>>3866302
>10M
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>>3866986
A-Ack
Sorry about that familia, I've been away for a bit
There we go though, now his belly's nice and full c:
Also the hell is up with this Lawyerbot shit?
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>>3867602
new random events
that one does fucking nothing
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Is the site laggy as fuck for anyone else?
it takes like a minute or so to load every page
makes it difficult to buy stuff
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>>3868555
The site seems to be shitting itself, yes.
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>>3868595
It can't handle all the restocking jews
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>>3868555
Half price day = half speed day
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>Wake up to an alarm, 20 minutes before Food Club betting gate closes.

>Fail to get in all of my bets in time because of the site lag.
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Snowy is sleeping
hope you can reach him through the lag and get blasted
www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
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>>3868928
Oh my god how many times do I have to tell you people, results don't come in until like 3:30 you still have time when they open again
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What i don't understand is why is the site just now imploding?
It was all good until, like, 1 and a half hour ago
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>>3869220

I know that. However, it's not really the norm for Food Club for the gates to close, then re-open with the same round.
Before the lag started changing the time and whatnot, Food Club betting would close at 1:45 PM NST, and the results would be posted at 2:15 PM NST with the new round available to bet on, and not any others.

I feel like the re-opening during the same round is a glitch, and I don't want to risk getting in trouble for "glitch exploitation" or something.


Sorry for bothering you because of my petty, paranoid preferences, anon.
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>>3869220
The results are always up by 2:45 NST or so for me.
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Neopets lag, pls.
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I wonder what is the shop being exploited the most today
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http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake, /npg/.
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>>3871203
>You have awoken the great Turmaculus...
AHHHHHH!!!! Turmaculus ate your petpet! BURP
Yey
thanks
>>
why is she so perfect
>>
Oops!
Error: We had an error deleting the item in use_object.phtml when activating it

Goddamn, Neopets, get it together tonight.
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>>3873915
What were you using?
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>>3874183
A potion.
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>>3873915
I got that on a book the other day. Got to read it twice.
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>>3874890
i wish i could get that on a draik egg
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Site down for anyone else?
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>>3876700
Happens from time to time
Should be back up in like, 8-10 minutes
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>>3871382

Xweetoks are the best semen demons.
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www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Nightgood /npg/
Hope you had a nice half price day
Oh and hope you get blasted
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>Team Darigan stays exactly the same
A-at least we're not Haunted Woods, right?
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Cunt.
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aww yiss

It's surprisingly easy to get good shit when the site is behaving like garbage.
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>3rd time getting force logged off in an hour
Is it just me, or is something up with the site in the last few hours?
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>>3880786

I don't think it's just you.
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Does this website even work
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager is asleep.
Also, keep in mind, Turmaculus is scheduled for 9 O'Clock, NST, today, so there's a good chance he'll be awake in about 3 hours from now, at 9 AM, Neopian Standard Time.
Otherwise, he'll be awake at 9 PM, NST.

>>3882426

Usually, it works. Today, not so much. The lag today is bad, but the Battledome is nigh-unusable, which particularly annoys me, because it's my main source of Codestones for training.
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>>3765198
Here's some dank OC that I cooked up a few months ago.
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>>3883223
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Anyone seen this cute compilation of fanart recently?
http://lurian.com/neozine/index.html
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>This fucking lag.
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Is the site dead or is this something on my end
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>>3888124
It's not you.
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>>3888117
Yesterday was too much for ol' Neo
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remember
kacheeks are for lewd
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>>3888497
What happened?
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>>3888633
Half Price Day
Restocking jews overloaded the servers
Or maybe they (TNT) fucked something yesterday totally unrelated to the restockers
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>>3888633
Three day weekend in Freedomland. Prolly no one watching the servers.
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>>3888703
Oh that reminds me
Happy 'Murica Day from south the border, burgeranons
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>>3888594
>>
>decide to read the comments on Is It Down

>Petro LaVindicas · 16 hours 54 mins ago
>I have the answer, after some icing of ACG members, they have launching ddOS attacks. I'm only guessing that is what happened.

I'm not sure if he's overly paranoid or onto something.
Either way, this is annoying. Today is my last day off in a while.
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>finally had the time to grind ghoul catchers for 50k to buy myself a pirate bori mp
>lol nope ghoul catchers won't start
>people are speculating that neopets is going to get rid of ghoul catchers
what
the
FUCK
are you serious
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>>3890682
do you want me to get you a pirate bori mp anon

post your name and I can send one when I awake
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>>3890815
ah you don't have to do that for me anon
I appreciate the offer but it's not something I ABSOLUTELY need right this moment. I'm pretty sure it's one of those things were you see something and you're like "HOLY SHIT I WANT THAT" and as soon as you get it you're like "why the fuck did I buy this I should've gotten something else"

tl:dr thanks but no thanks anon I'm good. I can earn it myself
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>>3890890
Are you sure it's like one day's bank interest for me
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>>3891040
I'm sure bro thanks.
This is literally me rn but I'll be fine haha.
I've gotten through worse desires, I can hold out on a mp. Heh if it gets to me I can always just buy a Pirate Aisha one and pretend it's a Bori one.
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>>3890682
>ghoul catchers
What the fuck, a modern neopets game?
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hey famm
anyone know a good training guide for noobs?
I've had my account for years but I've never touched the Swashbuckling Academy or the Training School, and I figure I might as well try it out so I can step foot into the Battledome and fight someone other than the Punchbag guy.
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>>3892958
Fight krelbot, collect codestones, use to train or sell for mad dosh
That's all there is to the BD nowadays
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>>3892958

Looking to train, anon?

Here are some guides: http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=beginners
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=training

Or, if you want the info from /npg/....
Well, first off....
Among other mechanics in the Neopets Battledome are how damage is dealt.

1. Icons. There are 7 types, which are functionally the same. The difference is which equipment blocks or deals which icons.
2. HP drain. Weapons that drain HP can't be blocked, however, stat boosts don't apply to them, good or bad.

You can look up the info on weapons on Jelly Neo and Daily Neo's Battlepedia. I use JN, personally, but sometimes DN has info JN doesn't.

What are boosts? On Neopets, you have "boosts" for your attack & defense. These are multipliers; Once attack/defense reaches a certain number (Both stats have the same boost numbers.) that boost will be applied to the stat when assigning/blocking icons.

Now, nowadays, the Battledome is a self-funding "hobby", as well as an NP source.

Different arenas hold different challengers. Arenas have different exclusive items from one another, and challengers have their own exclusive items also.
HOWEVER, all arenas can give out Yellow Codestones, Red Codestones, and the new kind of Bottled Faeries. All good for training, but Red Codestones are for training very high level pets and new Bottled Faeries aren't as valuable.

Since Codestones are the best prizes, you want to be able to consistently beat a challenger who doesn't give out their own/their arena's prizes often, or has very valuable ones.

Check out prizes here: http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=battle_prizes

The shallowest exclusive pools, IMHO, belong to the Maraquan, Virtupets Space Station, and Tyrannian Battledome Arenas.

Got a bit more info on my next post.
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>>3892958
>>3893907

Continuing on, right now, there's a few main weapons to consider:

1.Cursed Elixir, which you can only equip 1 of, deals 0.3 to 3 physical icons, and drains 20 HP. Fansite info gives it a price estimate of about 59K at least.
From this year's Games Master Challenge, the Dangerous Maraquan Yo-yo: Although it functions a bit odd, it's effective. In addition to blocking icons, IF:
Your current HP is 35 or more below your max HP, AND your opponent has at least 35 HP, it drains 35 HP from them.
It also doesn't take up a healing slot or have a restriction on how many you can equip.
I don't know the details of its functions, but, if it only checks your HP and if the foe has at least 35 HP before draining, it could theoretically be used alongside a 2nd one, or a Cursed Elixir to drain 55 to 70 HP, unblockably in one turn.
However, I'm not sure how that works, or if that will work, but at only 35K, it's worth trying out and training your HP for.

Both are effectively only one use (Unless the CMYY doesn't drain because the HP conditions during that battle.) per battle.

Also, if you have prize points from the Altador Cup, the Yooyu Knuckle Dusters can be bought for 180 points each, and while testing seems incomplete, they attack with 6 to 7 Physical and Light icons, while apparently going for about 55,000 NP on the Shop Wizard.
For comparison, the cheapest 11-iconer is about 10,000 NP, Ylana's Blaster (12.667 icons.) is about 900,000 NP, and a Dr. Sloth's Personal Bath Buddy (14 icons.) is about 1.9 to 2 million NP.

Physical and Light are easy to block, but once you can use Lens Flare (An ability for level 50 & above pets bought with the blessings of the new kinds of Bottled Light Faeries.) you can freeze an opponent once per battle, stopping them from doing anything on their turn.
So yeah, consider some Yooyu Knuckle Dusters.
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>Summary : You had 482129 NP. After 1 successful transaction, you have 562109.
MPC at 80, sold.
SKBD at 57
HELT at 47
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>>3892958
>>3894255

Lastly, info on the training schools:

The Pirate Academy:
+Gives free training to pets on their species day, and during the birthday of the Neopets website, November 15th.
+Prices are static, and paid with Dubloons, which can be earned in the Maraquan Battledome Arena, and are cheaper than Codestones.
+Lets you cancel a course if you haven't paid yet.
-Only trains pets that are level 40 and under.
-Courses are slower.

Mystery Island Training School:
+Faster courses.
+Trains pets as high as level 250, instead of level 40.
+Like the other schools, lets you train all your stats to twice your level, but ALSO lets you train HP to THREE times your level.
-What codestone(s) (Yellow ones only.) you need for payment are random, and different codestones have different prices.
-You can't cancel courses.

Overall, it may be worth training to at least level 50 for that Lens Flare ability, as well as better stat limits.

Here, you can see what numbers get what boosts: http://www.neopets.com/~doughnut_don

Overall, I'd say think about what you plan to do with being in the Battledome. If you're on a very tight budget, and can't afford a Cursed Elixir or such, I'd say try buying a Scroll of Ultranova or 2, as they're very cheap, and deal 9.8 icons in a combination not many items can block effectively.


Sorry for all the words.
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reminder that Xandra is my waifu and you should all keep your filthy paws off her
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>tfw only just now learning agility means nothing
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>>3896706
>agility means nothing
Well... Thanks for the heads up.
At least I only stuck about 25 dubloons into it.
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>>3896643
>Xandra
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does anyone here have access to the secret lab?
If so, how long did it take you to save for the map pieces?
Or did you buy it through a site with a shell?
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>>3896706
>>3896731

Technically, it does have ONE use.

http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=showweapon&id=2618

That item is one of the best, if not THE best stealers in the game, if your pet meets the conditions.

Also, other training methods:

Ice Cave & Haunted Woods Scratchcards of the 2nd lowest or higher rarity can give a random pet of yours 1 level.
Kitchen Quest, doable, can give a random pet of yours +1 in a random stat. You can do it 10 times per day, but it may give NP and/or items instead of stats.
Coincidence Quests, doable once per day, can give up to +10 in a random stat, or up to -3 to a random stat. With both of these, try not to spend too much.
There are a number of stat boosting items you can use: http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=stat_increasers
http://battlepedia.thedailyneopets.com/index.php/weapons/statincreasers/

With that in mind, the Wishing Well can grant wishes for any rarity 89 or lower item, so long as you donate 21 or more NP, and haven't wished 7 or more times in the last 12 hours. You can get Yellow Codestones, and a number of stat boosters this way, with some luck.

Read more here: http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=wishingwell
Of course, it may be faster just to wish for the most expensive rarity 89 and under items, and use profits from THOSE for training.

Also, Turmaculus can give your active pet +1 Strength when waking him.
If you have NC, you can buy Faerie Quest Fortune Cookies for 1 Faerie Quest a day, for over a week, or Training Fortune Cookies to shorten every training course you do for 5 days by 30-75%.

Considering that the Battleground of the Obelisk is starting when this Wednesday ends, and the Sway can grant the Quest Refresh Boon (Change 1 Faerie Quest to a random different type.) among other options, it may be worth your time to time try it out.

Sorry for the wordyness.


Oh, and lol. Obelisk Battleground reminder. Who are you joining this week?
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>>3896786
she did nothing wrong and she a cute
I bet your waifu is the crafting faerie or some shit you fuckin faerie apologist
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>>3897381
>waifu is the crafting faerie or some shit
Actually pic related is my waifu
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So no new plot this year, huh.
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>>3898022
B-but there'll be a new plot before this year ends, r-right, guys?
>>
Remember to join The Gay for guaranteed obelisk boons
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Back in the day this was probably funny but now it's just kinda depressing.
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>rapidly refreshing the Money Tree to try for some shit from Generous_NC_Shopper
>downpour of unable_to_load.jpg start raining down my screen as I'm going through
What the fuck was that?
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>>3897263
>2001-2002ish
>Lab Map costs a bit over 100k total
>Empty out bank account to buy it, maybe a year's worth of playing the site
>Feels a bit expensive but hope it's worth it

>>3900354
Sounds like you got the "It's raining Mortogs!" random event but the Mortog images weren't loading.
>>
Snowy is sleeping
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Go get blasted
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>>3901640
>nowadays just one piece of the map will cost you 100k, and there's a piece almost 700k
>total price is around 1.5 million
wake me up inside
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>>3904602
For all the years I played when I was younger, I always thought that every single day it would either change your pet or give it stats. Now 8 years later I finally got that literal piece of shit and sometimes I go through weeks with "nothing happened!" bullshit and when it does it's crap like decreasing levels.
Waste of fucking money, with the illusion that it would change my pet daily I thought I would get all the avatar pets easily and invested on it. Now I haven't zapped jack shit in about a year.
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>>3905975
stay strong anon
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http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Just got home. Turmaculus is awake until the end of the hour, /npg/.
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>>3897263
Bought it in 2015 for just shy of 1m. Zapped a lab rat until /npg/ started crying. She didn't turn into anything useful and I never got my ice hissi. Still worth it.
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Is The Darkest Faerie (the ps2 game) any good?
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>open Tarla in another tab with my auto-refresher
>forget about it
>check on it a few hours later
>inventory is filled with this shit

What the fuck happened, somehow I doubt I got like 6 random events that granted items and I don't think Tarla ever gives more than 1 item.
>>
>bought 10k in scratchers from some smuck who was only selling them at 5% mark up
>only one twice
>both times 10k
At least I made out ahead.
>>
>>3914841
The Tarla tracking page stopped updating last October, so I can't even tell you which one was from her.
>>3915966
You know what you must do.
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>>3915966
>only won twice*
I'm tired.

>>3916135
Use the winnings to buy another 10k worth?
It'd be more worth it if you could scratch more than 5 a day. With buying one every 6ish hours, depending on my work/sleep schedule, I only actually decreased my stash by 2 a day.
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So, have you claimed your monthly freebies, /npg/?

What did you get?
Assign personalities -or similar- to your pets. Why do you think they chose what they did?
Ex: I think my Zafara just saw "Candy floss", my Xweetok is trying to eat fancy with "all natural" vegetables from Tyrannia, and my Ruki was just thirsty and decided to succumb to product placement here.
Or something like that.
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>>3917292
Nabbed mine on the 1st.

Forget what my Bori took. My Buzz took some baby food for another species.
>>
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Get blasted.

Also, Turmaculus's Wednesday time is supposedly 7 O'Clock, NST.
Who knows if it''ll be AM or PM just yet, but just in case, I'd recommend you be awake in about 9 hours from now to check if he's awake at 7 AM, NST.
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>>3917462
>The Snowager awakes, looks straight at you... then moans and goes back to sleep. You were lucky!

Fucking 4th time in a row.
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>>3917292
Halloween pet chose White Chocolate Cookies, which I guess counts as candy so it works?
Mutant pet chose Faerie Toast With Butter and Chocolate pet chose Ransaurus Steak so I got nothing on those.
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>>3787674
>they all left and things slowly faded into inactivity
Well that fucking sucks.
Still, it's nice that there's a board that can support the general, despite being this slow.
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>>3894262
so now that the shit is fixed, it's just buy when the shit is like 15 np and sell when it's randomly higher, right?

does it matter what fucks you buy?
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>>3897654
is it still a waifu if it is a boy
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did anyone read the neozine?

>>3906046
this guy read the neozine, afaik
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Whats up with codestone prices lately? Most are under 3k. I can't make money from battledome like this.
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>>3922908
maybe itll go up when the obelisk thing starts?
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>>3912736
It was fun but not fantastic, kind of like a budget Zelda game.

>>3922429
I had a subscription for a year or two, I think they all got thrown out.

>>3922908
Pretty sure it's exactly because of the BD that codestone prices are that low. Red ones make up most of the BD profit anyway.
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>>3923542
>had a subscription
sorry meant this one http://lurian.com/neozine/ http://neozine.tumblr.com
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Hey so im doing the Altador plotline and im havin a hard time with the petpet. Im following a guide for that part but i dont know what to do exactly? Anyone got any advice?
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>>3923579
Nvm i got it
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>>3922277
Buy when 15 NP, sell at 60 or 45 if you're impatient. Check neodaq to see charts of how often they cross the 60/share threshold
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>>3922429
I read it
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>remember better than you is today
>0 people completed so far
>get my hacks loaded up
>it's a "you actually have to think and time things out" type of game
Maybe next week il get the gold.
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>>3924115
You can have more than 4 now?
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>>3924542
You can have up to 4 side accounts I believe. But you can still only have up to 4 on an account. Unless you have premium, then you can have 5 pets at a time.
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>>3924542
You can own five pets on one account if you're subscribed with a premium membership, but I just own multiple accounts instead.
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>>3924115
I really like that Bori one.
Is he just the regular blue or is he painted?
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>>3924731
He's pirate.
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>>3924754
I think he'd look good in ghost
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>>3924115
My Bori's still suffering from a random event that made her whatever the lowest level of happiness is.
Have gotten it up to "miserable" though.
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>>3839254
Okay I'm going to start doing them now. I was a bit busy the last few days.

See you soon /NPG/
Btw the more characters you want the more lazy I'm gonna be lmao.
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>>3927199

I dunno what you've been doing to help keep her entertained, but when I have a depressed pet, my solution is gambling.

No, really.

You see, thanks to Anchor Management, the price of the Pawkeet Pinata is currently around 230 NP (JN) to 440 NP (NeoCodex).

However, among the 12 items it can give out, are the Dipped Orange Bonbon (Worth close to 50 NP, so it helps make up for the price.) and the Candy Pirate Earrings and the Jelly Bean Pirate Chest.

Those items are rarity 90 & 91, respectively, making 'em gourmet foods, contributing to them being valued at around 2,000 NP right now.

In my experience, it's quite easy to just go and buy a ton of Pawkeet Pinatas off the Shop Wizard, break all of them, and soon have more than enough Earrings and Chests to make up for your investment.
Mind you, each Pinata is always 1 Toy (Largely worthless.) and 1 to 2 food items, which are what you want, because gourmet candies. But the odds are still good.


So yeah. Why not do a bit of gambling? ....Once the site's back up, anyway.
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http://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedtreasure/buriedtreasure.phtml?216,226

5,000 NP! Try here, around now, or in similar co-ordinates, and you might have better odds of getting treasure, too!
Keep in mind that the treasure moves over time. Supposedly.
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http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=10970

"Although this is a food item, it functions like a capsule or gift bag - when you feed it to your pet, you'll get the following item: [ImageOfAHandheldConfettiPopsicleGoesHere] The pet you fed the cupcake to will also gain 5 Hit Points. Because this is an NC freebie - you can collect this on sides. But be aware that currently, the cupcake cannot be traded between accounts. It is unclear if this is intentional or not. "


Go get your cupcakes, /npg/!
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>>3928464
wut
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>>3931692

I was copy-pasting the text from JN's page, where they showed an image of the Handheld Confetti Popsicle.
I had decided to post the NC Mall's alert image, and I couldn't post 2 images in one message, hence why I just put "[ImageOfAHandheldConfettiPopsicleGoesHere]".

But yeah. It is a strange wearable item.
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>>3931902
>ImageOfAHandheldConfettiPopsicleGoesHere
Yeah, I wasn't expecting how right you were.
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qt
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>>3925600
Yeah, I was considering painting him ghost to fit the customization, but I liked the brown eyes and the overall fur color better.
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>>3933401
I developed a real fondness for ghost when one of my bori was painted that color and the pet display was bugged, so she had a smile like normal rather than the frown that ghost pets normally have.
She's desert now and overall I like her new custom better but I still think the ghost setup was super super cute
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>>3933401
*of the pirate
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>>3932504

Cute!!

Also:
>It's an Usukiboy-colouration & outfit Usul.
>It's a girl.
>Crossdressing Neopet.
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>>3933449
The only thing I dislike about the desert bori is the blue toe nails. My prissy self finds it harder to find an NP exclusive outfit that I like.
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>>3928464
>thought this meant +5 current HP
>it's +5 max HP
Nice.
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>>3927552
So I decided to try this.
Bought like 10.
My Bori went from miserable to very happy and has yet to break a single pinata.
Send help, preferably in the form of Hispanic youths with sticks.
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Snow snake sleepin
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>>3937812

Lol. I'm sorry to hear that. You do just have to keep hitting them.
An easy way for me is to use the BackSpace Key to navigate backwards 1 page while in the item's window, and position the mouse cursor over "Submit", or use the Space Bar.
This way, you can hit those pinatas much faster.
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>>3938927
Shortly after saying that, I broke like 7/9 in about 5 minutes.
Got 6 total of the Chests, 2 Earrings.
Also 2 of the less valuable truffles and 3 bonbons.
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>>3939220

Sounds like you got a good haul, anon! Congrats!

Although, what item(s) are you talking about when you say "truffles"?
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>>3940020
I meant the toffees. Couldn't remember exactly what they were since I just threw them in my shop.
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Join the Obelisk Battleground before the hour ends, or you don't get to join at all, and miss out on your chance at boons, like bonus bank interest, and changing your Faerie Quests!

DON'T MISS OUT; YOU BARELY HAVE 20 MINUTES LEFT, /NPG/!!
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>>3924115
Waiting on the trade for the birthday Faellie for rit.
Cyrry still gets no love.
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>20k spin and the avatar
Nice.
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager is asleep, so go get blasted.
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what is the best way to get NP?
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>>3924400

>308 people have already beaten Dr. Sloth
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>>3944133
Dosh club
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I enjoyed this
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>>3867567
what is that thing?
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snowy sleeping, get blasted
>You get fucking blasted
>Avatar? lol nope
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>Negg appears in shop
>manage to buy one
>3 seconds pass
>reload page
>neggs sold out already
Jesus christ, i got lucky
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We've hit Bump Limit. /npg/. Anyone mind making a new thread before/once we fall off the board?
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>>3951008
>makes a post asking for a new thread to be made instead of just making it
sasuga

>>3951335
Thread posts: 303
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