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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
You're a cheeky little cunt, aren't you?
First for cuck.
big hair Peri coming trough
We have returned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI
Nice edition
what if this some of these things got inside of your house
time to post amethyst and pearl
>>3732439
Sex
>>3732439
Lesbian chilling!
Also who's the artist?
>>3732439
>if all the pearls were inside ma house
This would be me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-jJ6RXOsn0
>>3732529
happyds
>>3732529
happyds
How was your day /sug/?
>>3732592
>>3732592
Work at night, so I normally sleep during the day, except for today, could only nap for three hours. Temperature is crazy. Like 40 Celsius (104 Fahrenheit). so pretty awful.
How about yours?
>>3732592
I worked, so it was kind of shit
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
>>3732641
u wot m9?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
>>3732592
day was good
evening was awful
>>3732641
Tonight, you.
>>3732439
>>3732641
STOP POSTING THIS
>>3732677
Trust me, you don't want to rape me
>>3732439
I'd make them reform as Lolis and finally I can have the family I've always wanted.
>>3732693
>this
>>3732688
I WILL WHEN I GET TO RAPE PERIDOT
>>3732690
That's what you said last time, but it won't stop me. It'd be like a double date, but with rape. Double rape. Don't want to fuck you, but I'm still doing it, you don't want to get rape, but I'm still doing it.
Here's Amethyst.
>>3732721
You must have extremely low standards.
Alright, do it, but don't complain if you regret it afterwards.
>>3732752
Love you /sug/
I hope your weekend was nice, even with this hot weather. I hope your week goes well and is stress free
>>3732718
Then just fucking dew it anon, just rape her already damn you!
seriously, what are you waiting for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ecZ8CPcxw
I WANNA RARE JASPER
>>3732368
>youtu.be
This trigggers my autism.
>>3732792
Good for you anon
>>3732760
Either I have extremely low standards, or you have extremely low self esteem. What a mystery.
I'm starting to want to sketch what I think you look like, maybe I'll do it next time. I have a chance in a million to come close to what reality truly is, yet it'd be funny.
>>3732799
What triggers mine is this chump not having 4chan X.
>>3732782
>>3732792
What are you waiting for?!?!
>>3732782
This weather, eh!? I'm burning here!
But thanks, hope your week goes well too. Love you a lot, dear!
>>3732439
Fuck.
They're taller than me. Way taller. I mean damn they look enormous. Gimme Peridot, she's more my size and guaranteed to love me.
Posting a fic for Amethyst fans encase they missed it
http://pastebin.com/iyKe6W75
As always let me know what you think of it and what your fav parts are
enjoy!
>>3732786
I'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT
I WANT TO HURT HER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND TO DO THAT I MUST WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT
>>3732772
>30 helens
and I thought 1 hellen was too much
>>3732820
For some reason it doesn't well in my xubuntu potato laptop.
Is Peridot for hug or dig? You decide
>>3732851
Oh
ok then
good point
good luck with that anon.
>>3732819
That sounds really interesting, do it, please.
>>3732860
You can't dig a Peridot.
>>3732860
Hug
>>3732870
You haven't tried hard enough
>>3732867
I don't think I'll have time tonight, but I'll keep it in mind, surely next time it'll happen.
>>3732902
I'll be waiting.
>>3732859
Wow, I accidentally that post.
>>3732936
And when you least expect it...
BAM!
I rape you with the portrait I made!
SO
new episodes of Steven Universe when?
And has there been a name given to Peridots new alien buddie/(totally a fucktoy) yet?
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?
>>3732947
HA
We'll see anon
Post outdated fanart that no longer makes sense or is applicable to what we currently know.
>>3732978
If it is where are the necromancers
>>3732991
>>3733021
>>3733028
There's lots of fanart where Lapis is the wacky one and Peridot is the serious one.
>>3732991
>>3733052
I want Steven to introduce Peridot to vidya.
>>3732966
We're hoping for an announcement tomorrow right now, although they could hold it off even longer. The TTGxPPG crossover means that they probably won't air promos at least until after its over, but they might be waiting until after that to make an announcement too.
In any case, I feel like we're almost guaranteed an announcement this week, what with all the leaks we've had and their original announcement to begin the Summer of Steven in June.
>>3732966
NO
the show has been cancelled already
And the name is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPcQfSti350
>>3732991
>>3732846
Cat Amy sounds like she'd take an animal D
>>3733208
Amethyst is banned at the local zoo the last time she pretended to be a cat....
>>3733094
bitch, that was made way after ruby and sapphire were revealed as a prank on someone who hadn't caught up on episodes. Doesn't count.
>>3733052
To be fair, that's how they were both introduced as. Peridot with her robonoid stomping and Lapis with her fart remixes. Can't wait for Peridot to look hella badass with her limbs and swoop up Lapis from her feet.
So I just noticed that during Steven and the Steven's that just before they time travel back to the Temple that they are in a sandy n desolate area with a ship on the rocks, which makes me think they might have popped into the episode with Lapis. I'm gonna scour the Lapis episode and see if I can find spot them.
>>3733476
I miss tallidot.
opal is love
literally
>>3733523
now I'm curious
>>3733476
Oh, okay.
>>3733592
Hopal
>>3733523
nah, people would have found that by now if there was a cameo. The desert with Yellowtail's boat was definitely foreshadowing Ocean Gem, though.
We do see Steven floating down on his parachute from the Rose's Room episode in Steven and the Stevens
I want Jasper to shave my balls
should I make coffee?
>>3733694
sure
>>3733694
Nah, it's hot, make something refreshing.
So hot today, I wish I had Sapphire's power.
And her girlfriend.
So theories on why Pearl gets her 'nam face on during this hug?
Because at first she just looks kind of surprised and maybe a little "Wait what?", its only when he shakes her that she gets all PTSD face.
My theory is that she's surprised and a touch nervous about the fact he can lift her so easily, she doesn't expect a human to be strong enough to do that. Either that or she's seriously uncomfortable about being lifted/thrown about since Muh Slave/Plaything history.
>>3733763
And her big blue midget butt.
>>3733795
And them big lips.
>>3733789
greg is stinky
>>3733789
>This is how it began.
>This is how he killed her.
>This is how he murdered Rose.
Something like that.
>>3733789
Maybe it's just because it's Greg and she doesn't really like him, but doesn't hate him to the point of harshly pushing him away, leaving her in a very uncomfortable situation.
>>3733789
She's being hugged by the man who killed the person that she loved
>>3733812
Greg works at a car wash. Greg probably spends half his time covered in industrial strength soap.
The man probably smells like an angels asshole.
>>3733823
>And I'm liking it, oh god I'm next.
Pearl sees herself as the final girl in a Slasher movie, in which the weapon of choice for the Slasher is the Penis.
>>3733812
Greg is not stinky, you literally can't be stinky when you work at that kind of carwash. Especially by the ocean, that shit need industrial strength soap because of the corrosive sea salt that sticks to vehicles. He might actually be the best smelling guy there, well if you're into soap smell, but he is definitely the cleanest. The van though... that is a slob den, home of the cleanest slob.
>>3733789
Reminder that this is probably what she remembers about big people picking her up.
>>3733909
I love this picture
>>3733707
tastes great
>>3733909
Pook?
Amethyst > Pearl
>>3733615
next to garnet my favorite fusion hands down. Love Alex too, but Opal is the embodyment of my dearest dynamic
>>3733789
hugs are probably weird and uncomfortable to her
this is the same gem who gets really uncomfortable about a lot of human things, like eating
also
>it's greg
>>3733999
Trips has spoken
>>3733952
coolio
>>3733971
Yeah... still not entirely sure how that happened. >>3733950
Have the other
>>3734013
That's an interesting idea
>>3733999
I don't think amethyst would appreciate that statement, punk
>>3733789
Pearl is not heavy
>>3734063
Which is sad because Pearl clearly thinks she's better than Amethyst
>>3734019
As much as I love Garnet, I still prefer Opal, simply because both characters forming this fusion are more developed individually than Sapphire and Ruby.
>>3733789
Wouldn't you if the one person who could kill Rose hugged you?
>>3734063
Amethysts are one of the rarer quartz gems, a common Pearl has no right being near one
>>3733999
>>3734063
Aww... she looks like an angry kitten.
>Lapidot before S2
>>3734100
I don't think Pearl would appreciate that suggestion. Not in the least.
>>3734171
Aww... she looks like an angry lesbian.
>>3734108
I think replacing Garnet with Opal wouldn't change anything. Opal is just as quiet as Garnet maybe even quieter.
SUMMER OF STEVEN WHEN!?
>>3734229
But she's made out of my favourite, I must confess, OTP.
>>3734171
Yes she would
>steven universe will never manage to replicate the homestuck experience
>it will never even come close
>the fandom is already past it's peak
>>3734258
Next summer
>>3734129
amy is adorable
>>3734223
don't you mean an angry bird?
>>3734108
I know what you mean. I like Opal more as a fusion, yet know Garnet better as a character
>>3734127
I think they'd miss each other if they ever split up
>>3734262
>Amethyst/Pearl
>Not Amethyst/YellowPearl
Shit taste. Our Pearl doesn't love from any gem.
>>3734274
Good
The CGs are now the protagonists of the last game you played.
Can they survive?
>>3734309
And angry lesbian bird, always angry at her adorable purple kitten.
Also, Garnet is a better character mostly because Opal ain't got a lot of screen time, so it's kind of difficult loving her as much while we barely know her.
>>3734350
No they get the Guilty Verdict in every case.
>>3734315
Yellow Pearl has eyes for her Diamond and her Diamond only.
Amethyst is best single gem.
Opal & Malachite is best fused gem.
All other opinions are invalid.
>>3734350
Them against Gotham. damn right they can!
But not with as much style as Batman, tho.
what vidya would the gems play ?
>>3734266
season 1 pearl maybe in a fit of rage. She left that attitude long behind. They mutually respect each other now.
>>3734369
Her kitten, and no one else's.
And yeah, I hope she gets more character establishment. I feel like there's a lot to work with.
>>3734555
Starcraft. They'd appreciate the Protoss using crystals and hunt the vile zerg.
>>3733823
Wouldn't it be wonderful if she was terrified because she liked it?
After all, Pearl does like hugs apparently. What if she's afraid because she's beginning to see why Rose loved Greg.
And it makes her feel guilty as much as it does happy.
>>3734555
Sapphire: Dark souls, Bloodborne, all them crazy hard games, predict everything and go through it like it's a joke.
Ruby: Same games, but gets to endure Sapphire mocking her for every bad decision she makes.
Lapis: Horror games and laugh through the entire thing.
Amethyst: FPS, never shuts up, always fucks up, teabag everything.
Pearl: RPGs, crazy good at them.
Steven and Peridot: Mostly Nintendo, classic arcade games fags, pretty good and fun, although Peri takes it sometime too seriously.
Jasper: Can barely play any game without getting ban for insulting other players on their cheap tactic.
>>3734555
>amethyst
grand theft auto for obvious reasons
>pearl
morrowind
>peridot
stellaris
>garnet
mortal kombat
>lapis
dark souls
>>3734566
I always thought we'd get more of Amethyst in season 2, leading to more Opal, but I was wrong. Some Amethyst episodes are coming up, so we might get what we want.
>>3734754
Amethyst stuff would be great, as long as they focus more on her and less on Pearl.
>>3734768
Garnet does, which would make sense since Sapphire can predict the whole thing and Ruby is impulsive, leading to rhythm games being perfect for them while being Garnet. Separated, tho, I don't think it would have the same charm. Ruby would angry press at everything, Sapphire would predict but get bored quickly by the repetition of things.
>>3734790
Amen.
>>3734675
>After all, Pearl does like hugs apparently.
Just because she wanted a hug from Steven does not mean she's some hug whore who goes around craving hugs from everyone. Anon please think logically.
>green and purple make a brown color.
Reminder that Amedot will be cannon soon.
>>3734869
>A nerd
>A Stone Cold Betty
I wonder what their fusion would be like.
>>3734843
In before Zuke pens an episode where the maymay goblin gets addicted to hugs.
>>3734350
The CG's killing monsters, followed by sex.
Isn't that what they do already?
>>3734675
>implying that Greg would date a small woman
It's pretty much clear that Greg only goes for the Amazons.
>>3734754
I sure hope so
>>3734790
>>3734818
amy is a sweetheart and deserves love. good thing she has such a caring family.
>tfw u spend three hours drawing a comic and you realize it's really stupid as soon as you finish
>>3734986
He's like fifty, man. His standards are going south fast.
He probably even thinks Vidalia is still hot.
>>3735002
>good thing she has such a caring family.
Until a salty family member becomes a fusion whore and tricks another member of her family into fusing with her.
>>3735007
you did it for something greater than us: memes
>>3735007
Jasper doesn't have a nose lol
>>3735017
>implying that Greg would soil the mudercock on the unworthy.
You need to have more faith in Greg's pride
What're the writefags working on?
>>3734912
A bigger stone cold Betty?
>>3734684
>dark souls, bloodborne
>all them crazy hard games
>crazy hard
No
>>3735182
We got ourselves a pro here.
But seriously, they're harder than average game, like Batman, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, it's no challenge compared to Dark Souls.
>I haven't cooked anything interesting in months
>not a damn thing since I moved home
>my writing stopped when I graduated
>I've had to scrap my greatest story idea several times and only ever finished a single first chapter
>looking back, half the main characters are mary sues and the plot makes no sense
>even if I write it, it will be shelved as YA and never seriously considered
>>3735179
But where does the nerd part comes in?
>>3735182
please don't start
>>3735238
Yeah, and those games are piss easy.
Dark Souls and Bloodborne might be challenging but they're not "crazy hard"
Play IVAN, or DCSS with the MuMo challenge, that's hard
Of course sapphire would still beat them without a problem because of the future vision
>>3735118
A story where Garnet takes Lapis into the caves under Watermelon Island to hunt for Jasper, unsure whether she's helping to commit a murder or to help Lapis make peace with the past.
>>3735309
Her hands are too small for the controller.
>>3735309
>Roguelikes
I'm guessing they're "hard" because they're just poorly designed.
>>3735311
And what convinced Lapis to go with her?
>>3735281
She can obviously have a smarter and dorkier personality due to Peridot's half.
Peridot also would recognize Amethyst's shapeshifting ability as a useful fighting utility. Thus they would use it to full effectiveness dealing, blocking, and taking hits in combat.
>>3735404
Wouldn't you want revenge? Or even just closure?
I'd want revenge.
>>3735395
>Stone Soup
>poorly designed
Not even him but you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
>>3735179
Only objection I have is that every one of Amethyst's fusions so far had four arms.
>>3735458
Confirmed
WE
>>3735436
Isn't trapping her in the ocean for month enough?
I think Jasper has had enough punishment.
>>3735490
ARE
>>3735495
DEAD
>>3735495
NOT GOING TO TAKE IT
>>3735395
Look I understand you might not like roguelikes but the good oned are hard and not poorly designed
But I will agree that the MuMo challenge is fucking bullshit
>>3735436
>lapis killing Jasper as revenge
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Revenge from what
>>3735516
AND IF I YOU THINK WE AREN'T...
>>3735492
I do too, but Lapis would blame Jasper.
Far as Garnet's concerned, she's actually just looking for Jasper and banking on the fact that seeing Jasper dealt with will make Lapis more loyal to the cause.
>>3735521
WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
>>3735534
WE
NEVER WAKE UP INSIDE
>>3735580
>newfag thinking this mentality goes against the grain here
Lurk more
>>3735592
THAT'S WHY THE FAGGOTS OF THIS THREAD
>>3735609
BELIEVE IN
>>3735623
JASPER,
>>3735609
WANT TO RAPE
>>3735531
Lapis's point of view is wrong, but it's still there.
Garnet, in this case, would prefer if Lapis just found closure and let Jasper live.
She's thinking that having three new recruits is better than having just two or (if Lapis were to be shattered or damaged irrevocably in combat) one.
>>3735545
Lapis wanted to trap her, she could have easily denied Jasper's offer to fuse. And what would Japer do then? Exactly nothing in the slightly.
Lapis did this to herself, Lapis has already gotten her revenge, and vey poorly at that.
>>3735631
ZUKE,
>>3735631
PERIDOT
>>3735661
AND ST8TSEN!
>>3735626
I'm post ending in 45, so I think you might have misquoted me, but quite a few (but not all) of the S/NES games are harder due to older interfaces and lack of explanation.
I'd actually argue that Dark Souls is actually a bit of a scaled up roguelike, but you don't have the benefit of random maps and only one life to add challenge.
>>3735636
No matter how hard you try to enforce this story idea, it just doesn't make sense.
>>3735675
Been waiting for days for the perfect opportunity to use this frame I caught. I can finally rest in peace.
>>3735675
AND STEVEN
>>3735661
EDDIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLDQ8kK5dnM
>>3735677
Woops, sorry
But the word roguelike just can't be used for dark souls, it can't even be called a roguelite
It is true that the Souls games are challenging, more than the average game, that is true.
But they're not crazy hard
And what you said about S/NES games can be true
Well, I'm off to work while most of you will be sleeping.
Good night, my dear /sug/
Sweet dreams
>>3735758
bye anon
shitpost wit ya later, alligator
>>3735636
I can agree with that there
So is lapis gonna wanna kill her
>>3735793
NO
lapis would get rekt and she knows it
>>3735689
I can accept that, at least from a certain point of view, that it don't make sense.
Still gonna write it, though.
I've written a lot of shit that doesn't make sense.
>>3735805
>lapis hovers 30ft in the air
>pulls water out of the ocean
Literally what can Jasper do
I am a freak to the core but you must admit
>>3735793
Definitely. Whether she succeeds or not remains to be written.
>>3735827
why is lapis so fucking strong anyway?
>>3735827
Lapis cant do shit when she isn't around water though
And Jasper hasn't survived a 1000 year war by being a weak gem anon,
Jasper>Lapis Lazuli in terms of combat
>>3735874
Lapis is OP as hell nigger
That's part of why she sucks, just admit it
Unless Jasper gets a woolie in, she's doomed.
>>3735872
Given how much a liter of water weighs, and that she can manipulate a planet's worth...she's sitting on anywhere from very little potential energy to more than most of us will ever see or are able to imagine at any given time.
>>3735872
Only with water. Jasper still beats her
>>3735872
Because she is confirmed scientifically to be the best
weren't you here 17 threads ago anon
I am certain this was already discussed
>>3735909
Even if there's no water, Lapis can just fly as far away as she wants. Jasper would tire herself out raging on the ground, or just stalemate
>>3735872
She's a Mary Sue
>>3735931
It actually takes place in a cave. Lapis might be able to muster water, but no where near enough without being able to pierce through the rock walls to get it.
>>3735950
Ok then I hope the blue idiot gets wrongfully and illogically brash and gets her shitstomped into the next galaxy
>>3735968
>70% of the earths surface is water.
Well unless she plans on living out in the middle of the ocean that won't matter much.
>>3735968
You know every time someone says 'I'm new' that the bullying gets worse, right?
You're better off pretending to just be retarded.
>>3735990
But she's right next to the ocean.
Back from 2 weeks of no internet, did i miss anything?
>>3735985
Jasper should shatter that emo bitch
>>3736012
And all it takes is a little five minute jog in the opposite direction to completely nullify her ability.
>>3736033
I don't think her range is that shit. Might have to rewatch
>>3736033
Isn't her range infinite to?
She kept pulling water out of the ocean well into the stratosphere
>>3736053
Every time she's manipulated water she's been at most a few meters away from it or connected via a pillar of water she's standing on.
>>3736012
>right next to the ocean
>the barn, which seems at least a mile away from beach city
>is close to the ocean
Ok, sure, whynot
>>3736077
I want to see her pull the tears off someone's face
I don't know if that'd be fucked up or touching
>>3736103
Couldn't be any worse than Sapphire slurping up Ruby's tears in Jail Break.
>>3736103
I read 'out of' someone's face, at first, which made it fucked up.
Well this thread's worthless now.
>>3736077
So her power propagates through the water she controls. Thats fucking OP Lapis needs to get nerfed.
>>3736157
>>3736157
LAPOLIGIST SPOTTED
>>3736157
Shut up, Brad.
>>3735968
FRESHMAN!
>>3736175
I'm not leaving, just doing a lot of hiding posts.
It's always the same people saying the same things and ignoring the other side's arguments.
>>3736212
About Lapis' battle prowess? because that's the only thing going on
>>3736212
Oh, you're that butthurt lapisfag who can't stand his waifu being anything but perfect. Gotcha
>>3736233
You know which posts I'm talking about.
>>3736233
Admittedly, we haven't seen Lapis fight anyone competent directly.
In a real fight, she's probably kind of a little bitch.
>>3736159
>malachite was on the bottom of the ocean
>lapis remarked she needed the entire weight of the ocean to keep Jasper down
Lapis is pretty dumb, I doubt she meant literally
>>3735118
A short story where lapis and Pearl bone some poor sod
And by working I assume you mean procrastinating, cause that's how things are going.
>>3736283
Sorry, are "real fights" only melee now?
>>3736306
Seeing as she was up near space, she was beyond 'I might hit the broad side of that barn with this sniper rifle' range.
So if within sight range is 'melee', then yes, in melee.
could pearl deal with a homeworld prison rape scenario?
>>3736283
I want to say "I doubt Lapis will ever fight", but she's done a lot of fighting in the short time we've known her. The first person she attacked was Steven lol
So if they go though pacifist route for Lapis to get around her OP powers, I'm gonna call foul since she was so capable and willing those others times
What is the best ship and why is it *insert your ship here*?
>>3736379
>The first person she attacked was Steven
You mean the Crystal Gems, with a giant water hand at the end of Mirror Gem.
>>3736347
Given that she's less than a person on Homeworld, she's already been trapped before and she's already dealt with situations in which she was probably raped.
So it's kinda like she already has.
Given that she's been free, probably not, she would probably attempt to shatter herself.
Given that she doesn't want to deal with homeworld 'not again', I can't imagine she would do anything but fight to the death to avoid being imprisoned.
>>3736379
Technically it was Garnet she attacked first.
>>3736388
Swiggity swooty, she's imagining Rose fucking that booty?
>>3736415
Could you imagine if even after all that fighting they still put her in a Homeworld prison planet and her first week there?
I don't think it would be pretty.
>>3736465
If they made the mistake of putting her on a prison planet, I'm pretty sure she'd be able to organize a riot.
But I can't imagine Homeworld has prison planets. I imagine they just kill the Gems, usually in a public fashion for PR.
It's 4:33 AM and I can't sleep
Help
>>3736510
>insert alcohol into mouth
>chew
>swallow
>lay down.
>>3736536
I don't like alcohol
>>3736603
Good
It tastes like shit sometimes
>>3736603
Nyquil or robotussin, then.
>>3736510
>take loaded shotgun
>aim shotgun at forehead
>press trigger
That should do it
>>3736648
But he's a yurocuck, so he can't do that.
>>3736635
I don't have that
The hiding of Jasper's face may be a fake
-out. If she's not cracked, we're en route to learning that corruption has to do with fusion; or at least extreme stress.
No corruption bomb unless HW found a way to...harvest...this theoretical shit.
old tier drawfag here what do you want drawn?
also im kinda sad at the complete lack of connie in these threads.
>>3736714
Lapis sucking Peridot's small dick
>>3736683
some Europoors can own guns.
If the conservatives in the UK have their way, they'll have guns again soon anyway.
>>3736714
Vidalia, young or old, with Greg.
Doing something of your choosing.
Lewd fine, not lewd fine.
>>3736714
Connie and Jasper doing aything
>finished fanfic
>need a new SU idea to write
>can't ask friends because then they'll know I write fanfiction
>can't ask /sug/ because you guys'll just answer "poil takes the diCK LEL"
asdf
>>3736771
Bein weebs
>>3736779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMB7swPEqk
>>3736714
Ruby riding a little tricycle
You know, if peridot's weapon is a drill arm it works pretty well for everyone, but it doesn't make any sense for multi gem fusions except Peridot + Garnet and Peridot + Sugilite
>>3736779
>isn't constantly inundated by ideas
Lol
>>3736714
JASPEARL IN CUTE AND/OR AWKWARD SITUATION
>>3736714
xman?
if so you shits took a major improvment?
>>3736683
You can buy a shotgun if you have a hunting license in Eurooe right
>>3736779
There was some enthusiasm in this thread for a normal sounding lapis/jaspers/garnet in a cave fic just before.
>>3736779
If you don't like our suggestions why are you posting here
>>3736825
This is the only way Connie's "character" can be redeemed.
>>3736779
I mean, what about Steven watching a movie with Pertidot, or playing a video game?
>>3736779
Are be a faggot on purpose?
or are you cereal?
>>3736714
Lapis and older Connie kissing.
>>3732991
any lapidot/amedot bullshit these niggas will post
>>3736857
i dunno if you used those words correctly but if you mean she would interest you more.
sure.
>>3736894
both
>>3736857
Why do people hate connie? She's one of the best characters there is in this damn show
>>3736953
Neither ship has been btfo/sunk yet
Unless they reveal Peri is 1-years-old
>>3736959
Oh
ok then
good thing that is clarified
>>3734869
worst ship ever
>>3736970
She has no interesting characteristics and only exists to be a generic love interest.
I am a coward.
>>3736970
3 words really
"not a gem."
thats all litterally
lapis is the most borring character in the show but she has rtacking because a protruding rock and tinted skin.
>>3737040
What does that mean? Did you swallow a bottle of pills or something?
>>3737036
>no interesting characteristics
like all of garnet and lapis?
>>3737023
You could almost say that a brown colored, lame tier ship like that is docked at the shit pier. :3
>>3737023
that's why it is brown, because it is shit!
Hahaha that's funny, I am so funny ahahaha
>Amythest: Whatever
>>3737057
No, it means I am a coward.
>>3737064
Garnet hasn't been a boring character since season 1A, but I'll give you Lapis since she's pretty much a gem version of Connie.
>>3737076
>brown is poop XD XD :3
kys
>>3736970
Haters/they think she's Sugar's way to express her incestlust for her brother.
>>3737099
Pearl Fag
>>3737099
Your dubs belie your trueself, you to are into poop humor and you know it.
>>3737107
Fun Fact: Kat Morris is actually the main writer behind connie
>>3737040
You are not.
>>3737093
meh i dunno i feel like they did not change much about her other than make her smile more. still same old shit.
Dont get me started on ruby and saph. ugh
>>3736095
It is literally right next to it.
>>3737146
>this
fucking hell,
this summer hiatus is really fucking everyone up isn't it
>>3737160
Yes I am
>>3737176
You're not very good with perspective, are you?
>>3737176
No anon, right next to it would be like they could go outside, walk for less than a minute, and be on the beach
the barn is on a hill, on a cliff, then the beach is there
>>3737086
About what? Context is important anon
>>3737239
Generally
>>3737176
>housing two gems who very recently aided homeworld in a barn miles away from safe observation
Is this wise? I mean they've both been redeemed by now, but still.
>>3737217
Actually no, now that I saw it again
it is on a hill, in the middle of a hilly plain, then the cliff, then the beach
Taking writefag requests!
>>3737263
Pearl probably has cameras all over just because she's a creepy voyeur.
>>3737036
She's a tweenage nerd from a strict household who found out that all her greatest fantasies are real but confined to the life of a boy in the next town over and his three alien godmothers. As she learns quickly the world of magic is everything she ever dreamed of, but one she has no place in. Her only option to live in this dream is to become the boy's knight, knowing full well that she may die protecting him, or live her whole life beside him without ever seeing him grow up. Is it difficult? Yes. Is it scary? Also yes, but to her anything is worth it to stay a part of the world she always wished she lived in
>>3737178
What did you do?
>>3737276
Finally
Can you draw the slylandro probes breaking the gems into component materials
thank you
>>3737263
Garnet can just predict them causing trouble.
Them being within a few miles is nice and close.
>>3737292
I ran away.
>>3737282
That's kinda hot. Might see a little blue on green if you know what I mean.
>>3737257
No prob bob
more leaks pls
Is corruption more like:
>a werewolf bite
>an STD
Or
>PTSD
>>3737307
Running away is a defensive mechanism, you are not a coward because of that.
>>3737330
Radiation sickness.
>>3737310
And then she'll sell it on the internet to help pay for Steven's food.
>>3737339
Not true in this case.
Some cringe for you
>>3737307
So
could you, per say, you did this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg
how does it feels like when the people you used to be friends with doesnt even know when is my birthday
it sucks
>>3737330
I'm guessing it's PTSD mixed with some physical damage if Jasper's maybe getting corrupted, it seems similar to people going insane.
>>3737363
What the fuck?
What the fuck?!?
>>3737380
Happy Birthday!
Faggot
>>3737363
i hope jappers dies
>>3737380
>being born on a meme date
It's your fault for being not memeorable.
be born on something cool like all saints day, then bitches will remember your birthday.
>>3737363
remove tumblr
just smoked the last of my weet
tell me what episode to watch pls
>>3737368
Yes but no
>>3737421
>jappers
Good
As long as Jasper is alive, I am fine with this
>>3733789
>>3733823
>>3733856
damn this was too funny not to screencap
>>3737408
<3
fag
>>3737434
Open Book.
>>3737434
Frybo.
>>3737434
Please hold
Processing to give a random episode for you viewing
>>3737361
Whatever it was, it is the past.
Life goes on.
>>3737434
rose's room
>>3737434
The episodes from House Guest to Alone Together
(intended order, so no Warp Tour), watching KBCW before Secret Team, and Lion 3 and Island Adventure between Fusion Cuisine and Garnet's Universe
>>3737446
Dats some gud shit ma nigga
>>3737468
Doesn't change the fact that I am a coward.
i just finished this
>No new content in over a month
>Browsing /sug/ less and less
>my hype is dying
Why is CN doing this to us?
>>3737285
she's my waifu
>>3737503
No need to keep on being one.
You can change.
>>3737515
>filename
>>3737503
Stop being a fucking faggot nigger,
fucking hell, just forget about it if makes you feel like a little bitch
seriously, its over, just fucking stop and move on with whatever life you think you have
>>3737539
But I won't.
I know this, because I am a coward.
>>3737446
So Steven's little half-sister would be cute, right?
I think she'd be a cute little sword fighter with anxiety issues.
>>3737434
I don't think you're supposed to smoke wheat.
>>3737553
No actually
you aren't a coward
you are just a whinny little cunt
damn pussy
>>3737545
Yes
But I will still be a coward
>>3737515
I love it, but I'd experiment with Jasper's and Peri's star size and color
sometimes the stars can be quite abstract (like on Garnet)
>>3737585
>I am still a coward
you are quite persistent aren't you?
>>3737585
Don't be so harsh on yourself uwuwu
>>3737565
So... S1 Connie Clone?
>>3737580
But I'm also a coward
>>3737617
She wouldn't be brown though.
Also unlike COnnie she'd be a competent swordfighter by like age 5.
>>3737617
with powers
>>3737565
being the offspring of pearl and greg, wouldn't she just fall hopelessly in love with steven?
>>3737663
I'm ready for this outcome.
>>3737663
YES
Will there be an announcement this week /sug/?
>>3737553
Very well.
Keep on being a coward then.
On the etymology of the stone's name...
>Malachite’s name is derived from the Greek adjective malakos, meaning soft, delicate, charming and sweet.
>>3737703
Thank you for understanding that I am a coward.
>>3737741
Yes she is
very sweet and charming, a soft delicate flower
>>3737740
I will.
>>3737741
Is it wired that all I want to do is develop melon society?
>>3737766
You are a wut anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
>>3737806
Melon Island god game when?
>>3737777
QUADS CONFIRM
Mala 2.0 may have that on the side
>>3737819
I am a coward.
>>3737766
No sweat
just at least tone down the amount of faggotry you are spreading on this thread will ya?
>>3737736
Surely the announcement will come tomorrow, anon.
>>3737843
You are reposting in the wrong neighborhood anon
>>3737777
Jaspis finally confirmed
>>3737844
I could if I wasn't a coward.
>>3737870
I'm sorry, but I am a coward
>>3737872
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>3737777
This is a Malachite thread now.
>>3737907
I try, but I am a coward.
>>3737933
Oh no
I think I know where this shit is heading
>>3737929
It's what happens when you're a coward like me.
>>3737952
Where is it going?
>>3737959
Well coward
tell me, do you like penis?
>>3737928
I stocked up recently
Has Steven ever commented that Lion's mane is soft? Because he mistook Malachite's hair for Lion's mane in the dreamscape.
>malakos
>>3737933
As long you're trying that's good enough. You may be cowardly, and that may not change but you can still be happy. I believe in you, you coward.
>>3737952
I can't stop it
I am a coward
>>3737966
either another an hero or the next brad meme
personally i'd prefer the former
>>3737966
It is going for a whole lot of spammed shitposting
GIVE ME THOSE CUTE MALACHITES PICS YOUVE HID FROM ME
>>3738019
stop posting
>>3738021
That damn smug faced hoe!
She is still cute, but I just wanna hit that smug, right off her plump lips
>>3738019
There's nothing wrong with killing yourself, just do it.
Don't be afraid, there's no fear in death.
>>3738046
I wish but I am a coward
>>3738066
why do i read this in her voice?
>>3732368
Why does this show have such shit-tier scheduling?
Shit on them all you want, but at least Loud House fags get to know when their episodes are coming in advance, not this "summer 2016" bullshit.
>>3738066
But I am a coward
>>3737829
If I had the knowledge I'd do it.
>>3738073
What is your favorite gem
>>3738021
This one's by Amber's GF Shelby who she co-created Neokosmos with.
SHE SAID MALA IS HER FAVORITE!
>>3738100
Because Pearl is a belittling and borderline suicidal bitch.
>>3738120
I would have one if I wasn't a coward
Ian and Rebecca are in Taiwan right now, only a month after they visited South Korea. You should all wish them safe travels.
>>3738103
Because CN doesn't know how to properly schedule a show with an ongoing storyline and thinks dividing it up into bombs is a good idea
>>3738160
Why are they such Asiaboos? Aren't they happy to be Jew and black
>>3738150
Aaaaaaaaaand
YEUUUUUUUP!!!
this has told me everything I needed to know
You are nothing but a fucking spamming troll
I am going to hide your posts from now on
>>3738100
Because Pearl is right and you know she knows it
why do the gems speak english
>>3738184
Whats the difference between a black jew and a white jew?
The black jew has to sit at the back of the gas chamber! HEEEYOOO~!
>>3738201
I won't stop you since I am a coward
>>3738201
That guy is a spammy nigger but your post looks like you copy pasted it off tumblr
>>3738230
>>3738160
I hope they get hit by coconuts and get concussions.
>>3732822
Exploitable
>>3738207
They don't
>>3738184
It makes them happy so I won't judge.
They are complete weeaboos though.
>>3738103
I don't know, and it's really apparent from the pacing of things that the show was never intended to be aired like this. I hope they don't end up trying to compensate for that in the next season, only for CN to air things regularly again. As much as I want new episodes, I'd hate it if a schedule shift actually impacted the quality of the show itself.
With how much merchandise CN's been rolling out lately, and with how good the recent ratings have been, I really doubt that they're actively trying to kill it.
>>3738203
as much as i want to die i want to see the ending of SU
>>3738230
I have never heard this joke before and I feel enlightened by it! Thanks for the gold and reminding me that even if I say I'm not prejudice, I really am, if only a little.
>>3738241
Yeah sorry about that
just trying to emphasize on it
sorry
>>3738249
Why would you wish for that, that's so mean anon/
>>3732368
>Template Edition
You're mad, anon. Mad!
>>3732792
Why not .7z her instead?
>>3733789
She fought a way of independence against a society that regarded her as just a pearl, a made to order servant, a being created to satisfy the whims and desires of others. Also, while Pearl doesn't seem to hate Greg or anything, she doesn't seem to particularly like him either. So when this guy she doesn't like suddenly picked her up and swung her around like some toy, some object, it probably evoked some negative feelings that she hadn't been prepared to deal with right then.
>>3735639
>Lapis wanted to trap her, she could have easily denied Jasper's offer to fuse.
Could she have? She was dragged back to Jasper when she tried to flee, and Jasper was big and strong enough to easily poof her if she said no, maybe even shatter her. Getting stuck in the middle of a fight and trying to run away from it is what got her stuck in a mirror, after all.
>>3735872
She's a glass cannon at best. Her water manipulating power is strong, but her flashback showed her getting poofed pretty quickly. And while the amount of power she showed in Ocean Gem was phenomenal, I don't we'll be seeing her showing that level of power again anytime soon, if ever.
If anything, I'm still expecting a handwave explanation for that display, such has her being confined outside a bubble for so long caused her to build up a lot of power, that she has since mostly depleted.
>>3738278
who's that faggot on the right?
>>3738103
CN fears that SU is going to overshadow their cashcow, TTG.
>>3738230
Wow
fucking hell
if you didn't put that
>HEEEYOOO~!
At the end of your post
I probably wouldn't have kekked as hard as I did
>>3738318
It's ok
Atleast you aren't a coward like me
I found this
It reminds of how she inflated and blew up in SWI
>>3738299
Trust me, might as well kill yourself now cause SUs finale isn't airing in our lifetimes
>>3738346
does ttg even make them money?
>>3738342
That is another story boarder I think, I know she works on the show, plz do not insult her.
Bigger image for proper admiring.
>>3738390
>>3738390
holy shit, i thought that was a feminine, gay-looking man.
>>3738318
It's okay squiddo, I forgive you
>>3738359
The key to making "bad" jokes funny is by taking the edge off at the end, it makes things light heated despite the content and it makes people feel better about laughing at it which allows them to laugh more.
The more you know~!
>>3738381
i would probably be screwed if i ever decided to kill myself and CN announces a new episode the next day
>>3738410
I think the guy on the left is Danny Hynes
>>3738421
That's definitely a woman, you can see her in this picture too, I think her and Sugar are close friends.
>>3738476
Well you would be dead so it's not like you would care or know
>>3738481
That statement is just ripe with >implications
>>3738346
That doesn't really make sense though, SU could be a huge cash cow if they really put their nose to the grind with merchandise. It's practically begging for action figures, plushes, food lines, and various other tchotchkes. Sure it costs more to produce an episode, but shouldn't that just be more motivation for them to try to capitalize on it, to help improve profit margins?
>>3738481
>Red bandana
>Black dress
>Purple socks
>Brown shoes
Sugar please stop being autistic
i want rose to fuck me with her huge dong
>>3738568
same
>>3738511
I'm not making it up, these two girls with short hair take more personal pictures together with Sugar than anybody else, so I assume they're probably good friends.
I never see rainbow quartz in these threads
>>3738568
Same.
>>3738587
Because she's shit! SHIT!
>>3738584
That's Hilary, no?
>>3738527
Her fashion sense may not be the best, but her character makes up for the rest.
>>3738587
there simply isn't enough material
So there is something I've notice and hope to discuss. Concerning the Gems, in EP31 of S1 Pearl says that they get all their energy from their gems when talking about eating. She also says mentions their "HUMAN constructs" in regards to their hardlight bodies. I've also noticed that Amy when she was younger ran around on all fours alot, and Peridot also does that now.
So this got me thinking that they normally don't have a humanoid body type. They might not even have a Universal body type for their species. So this got me thinking about the corrupted Gems, what if they are just unable to keep human form and are not reverting to their ACTUAL forms? Or twisted versions of them?
>>3738587
Rainbae Quartz doesn't get the love she deserves.
>>3738519
I'm convinced the execs at CN are pants on head retarded when it comes to actually making money.
I think I know why Craig Mccracken stopped doing shows for them.
The main problem is that CN is way too fucking cheap and wants the lowest possible cost for everything.
What they don't realize is that they're missing out on massive profits by looking to cheaply made shit like TTG that no one likes instead of amazing concepts like SU.
>>3738646
I feel the same way about non-futafags.
Trump is gonna stump you degenerates.
>>3738646
:^( don't be like that my guy
>>3738673
>I feel the same way about non-futafags.
Good thing your opinion means less than nothing then.
>>3738610
I don't think that's Emily, isn't Emily the girl on the left here next to Steven?
>start working
>zero time for shitposting
>have a new tan
help
>>3738637
This... makes a strange sort of sense. Maybe when the Centipeedle EP comes on we might learn more bout it.
>>3738646
literally nothing wrong with futa. kys
>>3738703
the hair color and glasses match
>>3738705
I recently started a new job too, anon. Feels bad.
>>3738721
Your days are numbered. Enjoy them while you can.
>>3738689
What's wrong with futa?
>>3738603
same
More thisaway
http://happysheidraws.tumblr.com/post/146523767685
>>3738651
All the missed merchandise opportunities really baffle me. It took them 2.5 years to get a cheeseburger backpack out, and cookie cats/lion lickers would be incredibly easy to produce and market. The show's main demographic, as indicated by ratings, is also one that actually has their own money to spend, and they do spend it on what little offerings there are. I recall that stores carrying SU merchandise sell out really quickly, and that online retailers report a similar supply problem.
They're sitting on a mountain of money, and can't stop staring at the pennies in their hand.
>>3738712
during ruby and sapphires backstory the gems on homeworld were humanoid. I think I'm misunderstanding something.
>>3738789
You could say the same of any porn.
>>3738723
I think you can see Emily on the left in this picture, and the other girl with brown hair on the right? I'm honestly not sure, they all kind of look the same to me.
I was looking for more leaks on CN Anything and came across this
>>3738817
Almost any, there will never be a not sexy loli porn for me. YES I'M A DEGENERATE! BIG WHOOP WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT!?
>>3738854
I want that to stop existing immediately
>>3738864
>likes loli that much
>unreasonable hatred of futa
No comment
>>3738794
I'm thinking that they stole the look at the start of the colonization.
everyone please keep your degeneracy in your pants.
>>3738827
Katie mitroff is the only other crew member to really look similar, but Emily Walus makes more sense in context
what's the source for the images?
>>3738910
Unreasonable hatred of "Futa on Man". Futa on itty bitty little fuckboi shotas though...
>>3738854
>>3738894
oh my fucking god, don't tell me this is the max size
INDEXER HELP
>>3738919
I refuse
>>3738744
Futa is the MLP of fetishes.
>>3738705
is happening anon, you're turning into a nigger. quit your job and come back to shitposting while you can
>>3738854
If you're the leak anon from last week, please do let us know if you find anything. If they added things last Sunday, they could have added more today.
That stealth leak with the sky lizard was particularly interesting, it basically confirms Rose's room or a dream sequence in the near future.
>>3738948
Alright, you're not so bad.
I don't like futa on guy either, I prefer solo.
>>3738864
>likes loli
>>3738980
No no no, Diapers are the MLP of Fetishes. Futa is more... the Salad Fingers of Fetishes.
>>3738964
I'm pretty sure that's the max size.
>>3738945
I got these off the instagram accounts of Sucrose's friends. As I'm looking at the images I have, I'm fairly sure Emily and the other short hair, hipster glasses girl are two different people. Maybe it's Katie?
>>3739005
Do you like Peridot? That's either age equivalent Lolicon or Petite women which is almost Lolicon anyway.
>>3739056
She's cartoon character
>>3739056
no. she looks like a little kid
>>3739013
Futa is a total normie tier fetish, no different than vanilla shit like feet or armpits or rough anal.
>>3739001
Yeah I'm the leak anon from last week that got both the lizard and the alien doll pictures. There's a bunch of new stuff on the app (The freakish Gumball/Steven hybrid being one of them) so I'm searching for anything. Will keep you guys updated if I can
>>3738854
>steven and Gumball fused together
Yeah, I could see that as some creepy CN Anything junk they'd do.
>>3739056
she may be a midget but she aint 8 year old
>>3739013
futa is a fucking normie fetish for closet homos who prefer penises over vaginas.
>>3739091
>armpits
>>3739092
Thank you, you're helping a lot to keep the flame alive!
>>3739140
or bicurios guys who don't give a shit about your repressed homosexuality
>>3739092
Thanks m8, apreci8
>>3732451
>>3739200
Settle down tumblr, no need to get riled up yet.
>>3739091
feet
Which two fusions would have the most intense/best sexual chemistry
>>3739253
>>3739091
Piss is vanilla right?
>>3739233
fuck off fag
>>3739200
I'll thank you for not making assumptions about my sexuality.
I don't want any male dicks anywhere near me.
>>3739273
>Dat Jew Nose
>>3739130
Imagine softly biting her little lime nipples and hearing her giggle
>>3739270
Said fusions, dumbass.
>>3739273
No. kys before a fucking infection does it slowly
>>3739283
Oh wow, aren't you just as smooth and straight as a coil of razor wire.
>>3739253
Opal and Lapis and Peridot's fusion.
>>3739273
Very.
Not enough male/futa SU piss tho desu
>>3739291
>male dicks
All dicks are male my dude.
>>3739253
The Cluster and Black Diamond
Here's Amethyst!
>mindless self indlugence does the soundtrack for an episode of SU
what happens ?
>>3739324
yes
>>3739298
i cant decide if her nipples would be better in dark green or bright green
>>3739359
You do realize he just called you an edgy faggot right?
test
>>3732592
My laptop broke (the LCD's housing to be accurate). But using my technician skills I was able [spoiler]to adapt an external monitor[/spoiler]. Anyway, I'm right now trying to fix it using a soldering station and plastic bits (to kinda melt it on the gaps).
>>3739291
What if you can't tell
>>3739384
do you realize there's almost 60 guys right?
Who is this Gem again?
>>3739291
>male dicks
jesus
here we go
>>3739377
>nipples
>boobs
>belly button.
fucking trash
>>3739429
This is the shit gem.
>>3739429
that's the blue gem
>>3739390
Welcome back friend
>>3739430
female dicks>male dicks
>>3739429
urinal cake gem
>>3739377
Dark.
>>3739428
Yes but whoever that was is the edgy faggot that responded.
>>3739412
Why would I be doing anything with a stranger's dick?
Fucking Perifags choosing what is essentially a flat midget over superior gems like say literally EVERY other Gem in the show
Damn they can be consistent when they want to
>>3739506
gems dont have breast outs side of amy and rose who probably shape shifted them
>>3739506
she IS superior what are you on about
>>3739459
There's no difference, a dick is a dick regardless of who it's attached to
>>3739558
okay?
Also, post shattered Gems
>>3739596
That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.
>>3739612
>>3739558
It was just that gregs head was huge for some reason in the flashback that threw everything off.
>>3738609
>Mabel Juice
oh my.
>>3739612
>>3739635
You're just trying to avoid being non-hetero
Post sad/suicidal/depressed gems
>>3739694
Congrats, you beat the last thing.
>>3739506
>not being an ass man
Peributt top tier
>>3739670
I want Steven juice ;-)
>rainbow quartz is an 80s gymnast/dancer
>rose × amethyst would be some sort of lolita/tea party girl
what would rose × garnet be??
>>3739703
>ywn comfort her
>ywn dry her tears
>ywn make everything okay
>>3739703
>>3739788
It feels good to do it on any girl though.
>>3739770
Rebecca looks so happy to have her cookie cat
>>3739703
>>3739783
What do you even get when you combine gauntlets and a sword?
>>3739733
Come on mang, I love a good meaty girlcock as much as the next guy but there is no real way to differentiate one kind of cock from another.
>inb4 feminine penis
>>3739901
>Rose's gem weapon
>a sword
>>3739913
It doesn't matter if I can't tell on sight, cock by itself does nothing for me.
It's the juxtaposition of it being on an attractive girl and the emasculation of a girl being a bigger man than me.
The only dude that enters into the equation is me.
>>3739934
I fucked up.
Now, what what do you even get when you combine gauntlets and a shield?
>>3738789
looks fine to me
>>3739901
>>3739596
you're wrong
>>3739449
>testfag gets a welcome back but not me
Am i THAT invisible
>>3740030
Prove me wrong then.
>>3740030
Of course he's wrong. That's like saying all footfags like all feet, regardless of if the foot is male or female.
>>3739980
Two Shields?
>just got a new Macintosh SE
>going to break it in by writing lewd stories
taking requests
>>3740037
I LOVE YOU
>>3740037
love you
>>3740043
What's wrong sad pearl anon?
>>3740037
Yes
Leak anon here. Nearly 1 in the morning and I'm heading off to bed. Will keep a look out for maybe a few more minutes but if I don't find anything, I'll continue looking tomorrow. If I find anything, I'll post it.
>>3740060
i do. as long as they're sexy i don't care
>>3740060
Fucking nignog.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying there's no difference, based on the wielder's gender, in the dicks; not that liking dicks on girls is the same as being straight up homosexual and lusting for chad's biggun.
If i had the chance to kill my father, i would. He's ruined my entire life, the abusive peice of shit... Everyone in my family hates him, but were too scared to fight back. He's like a big stupid bull, and everything with him is either REALLY REALLY BIG INTENSE DEAL or nothing at all. He also makes fun of fat people even though HE'S FUCKING OBESE! But of course if you just meet him, you will think that he's a nice guy, that's how he tricked my mom... I need help BUT THERE'S NOWHERE TO TURN
Anyways, how are you holding up /sug/?
>>3740050
female penis ≠ male penis
>>3740142
Thanks again leak anon, keep up the good work, it's greatly appreciated!
>>3740095
I'm actually doing okay tonight, but I'm dumping for this guy.
>>3739703
>>3740177
go therapy anon
>>3740074
noice. how will you post them btw?
>>3740177
Easy, friend. It's going to be alright. Let out what you need to let out. That's we're here for. Love you.
>>3740210
Rebuttal
f.penis=m.penis
>>3740240
He wont allow me..
>>3739901
probably something like this (couldn't find a rose × garnet fusion with the same weapon)
>>3740177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
you need to listen to some vaporwave
>>3740293
Move out
>>3740300
>dual wielding shields
I'm down, sign me up.
le not very knowledgeable man
All right, I have to get up early tomorrow for work. Have one last sad poil before I go.
Hope you all have a good day tomorrow.
>>3739558
>>3739669
Yeah, so many people get thrown by that shit, but really in all the time since the flashbacks, Greg's only gotten a smaller head and at most a few inches taller.
>>3740393
Faggot, sleep well.
wur malakyt nau
>>3740393
night sad pearl nerd, get some good sleep and dont be a stranger
>>3740393
Sweet dreams!
>>3740431
>>3740325
I can't, i can't have my little brother deal with him all alone, my mom is too far gone and won't do anything. If that peice of human garbage were to hurt him, I'd never forgive myself....
>>3740393
Nite nite
Thanks for the Pearls
>>3740431
>people thought they were subsumed by malachite at that point
>turns out LAPIS LIEDDDDDD
>>3740456
Why is this that every time I see this
the less disgusting and weird it is,
and the more cute and adorable it becomes?
>>3740264
Transfer via floppy to iMac G3. Upload to private ftp server. Access via PC. and... KAPOWIE!!!
>pic related
>>3740501
You like malachite and subconsciously really want to eat a large portion of watermelon
>>3740280
Thanks...
>>3740467
My thoughts go to you, anon. Keep you and your brother safe.
>>3740456
Lard-achite
>>3740520
Is his subconscious black?
>>3740303
This music is perfect.
>>3740530
>not MaLardchite
>>3740520
Lol
I suppose this makes sense
>>3740525
Don't thank me, you deserve it. You're going through hard times, and we all need a little love. Even from an internet stranger.
>>3740467
Are you strong enough to btfo your dad?
>>3740538
Do black people have great taste in fusions and fruit? Then yes
>>3740545
Kekked
>>3740544
yes, it is
feel the wave
sense the A E S T H E T I C
>>3740292
except you're wrong
>>3740545
A mallard is a male duck. They have adapted spiral penises in order to rape the females of the species, who had adapted twisting vaginas to prevent such rapes and allow for mate selection.
>>3740612
I R O N Y
>>3740303
do you know any good stevenwave songs?
>>3740643
Malachite has the screwy cock on the front torso
And the screwy vag on the other torso
fun times
>>3740562
>btfo
best-terrific-fucking-oral
reqeusts? make them simple and involve pearl or i might not do them desu
>>3740656
>I don't know what i'd do without you anons.
The feeling is mutual, I assure you that. We're all in this together.
>>3740612
D O N ' T Y O U U N D E R S T A N D
I T S A L L I N Y O U R H A N D S ?
>>3740689
I hate pearl
>>3740674
Do you mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOLxJM34vBk
>>3740177
There's an easy way out, anon!
All you need to do is kill yourself! It won't hurt for very long, and I'll be so proud of you!
>>3740528
And guess what, he says that HE DOESN'T SUPPORT CHILD ABUSE.
>>3740710
shit taste desu
>>3740710
perl h8s u 2 feg
>>3740729
My poor brother and mother...
>>3740764
Aw~
cute~
>>3740769
You can take them with you.
Bring them to me.
You'll all be very, very happy.
>>3740733
I'll fully agree with you that he's a hypocritical excuse for a father. Stay safe, I feel concerned for you, my friend.
>>3740768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mIv6E5dHgM
yes
>>3740764
Who cares what a Pearl thinks anyway? All they're good for is standing around and looking nice.
>>3740714
Lapis is the most A E S T H E T I C gem.
No wonder patricians flock to her.
>>3740850
*plebs
>>3740825
K E K ?
>>3740800
Tbh i wish i could do that.
>>3740729
Have a heart and some integrity, anon.
>>3738789
if you're not into that that's fine. but the pic looks nice
>>3740825
>Yella Pearl is sitting on YD's shoulder
>BD cracks a joke and makes YD laugh
>she's laughing so hard she inhales Pearl
>>3740800
What if that face is the first thing you see when you wake up tomorrow?
>>3740923
Please don't turn me into a vorefag
>>3740923
What did blue diamond say lol
>>3740923
>YD chokes with YP
>since she's so tall her gem breaks when it falls after she poofs
>the war is over
>>3741081
jej
>>3741081
>the war is over
ANON, seriously nigga?
Yellow diamond may be the primary leader of all military activities in the gem species,
but the war wouldn't end with her death
there is still blue diamond to deal with
as well as the ultimate leader, white diamond to worry about
It may be a hard blow in the homeworld gems forces, but certainly not a fatal one
>>3740899
But I do, anon ~
Some people just don't need to be on the planet.
They need to come into the water with me.
>>3741081
time for pizza?
>>3741034
"why did the Pearl cross the road"
she didn't even get to finish, a Pearl doing something independently is a big enough laugh
>>3741172
as far as we know YD is the one who has a hate boner for what they consider a shitty planet
>>3741242
Well
that may be mostly true
So far only Yellow Diamond has been shown to express much distaste for earth
But who says Blue or White Diamonds would be any kinder anon?
>>3741190
Underrated post
HEY JUSTIN
HEY JUSTIN
how old are you
>>3741189
By water
do you mean the bath were you are naked and ready for sweet lovin?
>>3741208
Independent thought is no laughing matter
4-way diamond tea party
>>3741456
It means dying you big dumpling. I think you would be happier if you died. You can be with me, and we can do whatever you like!
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4q16y3/lining_up_the_map_from_it_couldve_been_great_with/
Mapping the map
>>3740303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0bfdfhtQ9c
i can't watch SU on my laptop anymore without getting a snip of every distinct face poil makes
>>3741325
they probably don't care about the earth anymore
>>3741557
>dying
But Lazuli
I love you, and I want us to be together, I don't want to leave you by dying, and I want to see you get cucked by Jasper again
Do any of you feel that there's a difference of quality with the animation for Monster Buddies, Fusion Cuisine, and Love Letters compared to other Lamar and Hellen episodes?
>>3741673
>lapis cucked by Jasper
We watching the same show?
>>3741710
They're better
>>3741713
Yeup
>>3741673
uhh
How did this turn into RP?
>>3741673
>cucked
>by Jasper
shit
and here I thought this thread couldn't get any more keks out of me
KEK
>>3741776
>>3741776
Because Peridot is for hug and not for fug!
>>3741748
Cucked out of what? Death?
>>3741820
A nice warm hole
>>3732991
>>3741820
Cucked out of being the crystal gem's cum dump/ sex slave and servant,
and also cucked out of being free, kinda
>>3738639
Because she's dead.
>>3741935
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>3741965
It conveys how many cucks she gives,
to lapis
>>3741935
>dis nigguh
hey cucks rate my over-exaggerated rendition
>>3741868
>>3742077
Drawendo?
>>3742077
its ok
id waifu
>>3742094
Nope.
http://kibbles-bits.tumblr.com/post/144358305478/my-white-diamond-if-she-was-to-appear-in-anything
>>3742094
that doesn't look like drawendo's work at all m8
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHJSuWCDzhJ/
The adventures of Ian and Becky in Taiwan, here they are looking at dolphins. I think you can hear Rebecca say "so cool!" at the end of the clip.
post background waifus
>>3742429
Why are they in Taiwan, didn't they just go to Korea?
>>3742429
>tfw you will never free her from the BBC
How to suicide, /sug/?
>>3742433
shit waifu
>>3742091
Any moar submissive Jasper?
>>3742494
HowToBasic?
>>3742494
She is happy with Ian, don't make the jolly man sad.
>>3742433
Big Red
Who might not even be red
>>3742498
I've got this.
>>3742537
Cool
>>3742497
t. lapisfag
>>3742536
That is one,
"Absolutely Disgusting",
type of face right there
>>3742596
That's how I interpreted it as
Un-edited version. Ignore the A
>>3742480
It was just Ian's birthday, maybe they decided to go on vacation for it?
>>3742627
Fun imagination there anon
>>3734223
Well, you feel that way for a reason...
>>3742564
lapis a shit too
>>3742720
Well, that is only because she is a cuck anon, and she gets cucked too much
>>3736857
>retarded twist
>redeem a character
Are you a retar? Did you fall down and become a retar?
>>3742761
You're right, nothing can actually redeem a character as awful as Connie.
>>3742077
>>3742430
So is White Diamond an independent Gem or is she a fusion of the other 3 Diamonds?
>>3742761
>I'm sorry Steven
>but that's retar
>>3737036
>one of the few characters that actually develops
>no interesting characteristics because doesn't have a stupid anime style superpower
>"oh no Connie can't go bankai like the rocks are" this is what you sound like.
oh dear it's retard the poor thing
retard has learned to type keys on the internet
lose hope
>>3742842
>retard has learned to type keys on the internet
No you haven't, that's why your post is such a mess.
>>3742494
Get better taste in lesbians, I guess.
>>3742873
Looks like the same artist who did the Jasper x 3 pearls pic. What a difference- she looks goofy and cuddly here vs cold and pimpin' in the other.
>>3742872
Truly we have been blessed with an honest retar. Son, do your handlers know you're on the internet right now?
>>3742873
I bet Greg has a giant woman boner, sitting so close to Jasper like that
>>3743125
Same for Lapis and Peri for the longest time
Wow we almost hit 800 posts
>>3743216
Let's go for 1000. We need to shitpost at maximum efficiency.
>>3743125
Wow
it is almost like you could say the same thing about every character in the show for at least the first 6 to 7 episodes
weird huh anon?
CHECK EM
I AM 800th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well goodnight sweet anons
see ya'll in the mornin
I hope I get to lucid dream pearl and peridot tonight
>>3743289
I hope you do too, g'night.
Armstrong or Pearl? Or Armearl?
>>3743314
Pearl Armstong
First Pearl to step foot on the moon!