HG thread
Did not pay attention to the images. Reposting the same night.
>>3730893
>>3730875
But I did nothing wrong!
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3730893
This is all real blood.
>>3730758
>She hops up onto your tank.
That's not a no!
So there is a chance!
>>3730771
>She jokingly slaps you in the face.
Yeah! If they dressed like me, they'd be able to move around easier and die less!
That's a good idea, Subaru.
>>3730776
Yeah.. It stinks, but it's my world, and I've grown up in it, so I'm used to it.
What's it like where you're from?
>>3730780
C-Can I try on your hat?
It's really cute. Like bunny ears.
I always said that if I couldn't be a squirrel beastkin, then I'd want to be a bunny.
>>3730815
Huh?
>She looks down at her chest and jumps up-and-down, her small top keeping firm to her bust.
I had this made special for me! It won't come off that easy!
>>3730828
H-Huh?? Life threatening?
I didn't realize it was so urgent!
I'll help you!
Do you know anything about them? I'll help look!
>>3730893
You idiots can't have my candy!
>>3730893
Geez, you're stronger than I thought, Kaito...
>>3730889
Well, let's be real, I'm just trying to get you into the snuggle zone.
>>3730889
What? No just wanted to go live in a new place.
>>3730894
Forget it. Now how is day?
>>3730913
>>3730901
>She flinches
It is, however, extremely unlikely.
>>3730896
But are you interested in it?
>>3730856
This curse is unsightly, to say the least. It spreads across my skin like fungus, transforming my body into a black sludge, soft like rotten fruit. Areas affected attempt to move of their own volition, and if agitated will spread at an increased rate.
I cover my body in bandages avoid anything that may provoke an attack just in case. That alone has prolonged my life by several years, but even then, my time is slowly running out.
>>3730871
If you say so.
>>3730913
All I can tell you is that they are a witch able to cast dark magic. This happened when I was but a child, after all. My memory of the events are not the greatest.
>>3730896
You'd regret it if there where bullet wounds in your ankles.
>>3730893
maybe that virus helped..?
>>3730728
I scraped my knee though...
>>3730780
Alcohol! Have you had alcohol yet?
>>3730809
But.. This shouldn't effect me..
>>3730893
>Growls
I need to train more...
>>3730881
Is that a challenge? I won't even need to transform to destroy the likes of you!
>>3730888
Stay out of my way before I kill you too.
>>3730895
If you're going to be giving me "advice" then it is extremely important!
>>3730893
Its cheap knock-off stuff...I-I still feel bad for throwing it away.
>>3730923
's good, thanks for asking.
Working on new folders/games hg?
>>3730913
Well, I live pretty close to the beach along with most of my friends, and it's pretty relaxing. It's kind of boring sometimes though.
>>3730913
Uh...no, you don't get it. If they dress like you if would make people like me a little happier.
>>3730925
I do kind of like it. It's useful, and people seem to like what I do.
>he takes out something he has been working on
See? Isn't it cute?
>>3730938
But there isn't, so what does it matter?
>>3730893
You don't mind, right?
>>3730923
Oh, good. Usually the phrase 'I'm living in a hotel now' is used in a negative context.
>>3730918
Thought you could tempt me that easily, hey?
>>3730893
The nooses are proving to be useless. You guys have been doing better than they are.
>>3730959
Don't even act like you're going to run me over.
>>3730949
I'm just going to watch.
>>3730951
Good. Same here
>>3730955
FUCK YOU SJW! RUSSIA DOESN'T GIVE SHIT ABOUT YOUR BITCHING
>>3730955
All I need to work on is the feast for my games and I'm resisting the urge to make a new folder for now.
Come at us!
>>3730955
>Once I have time to watch this.
>>3730913
Some have likened it to a cat but I do not see why not.
>>3730939
Ah. I did not care for the hindrances it gave me after consuming.
>>3730955
>Yes and sometimes.
>>3730958
I forgot to say for now I guess
>>3730957
That can be fixed.
>>3730959
That was a scared move you did there. I would not recommend you doing that to me ever again.
>>3730959
It appears that I was scared over nothing.
>>3730955
I have 80 pictures already and I'm not sure if I'll even do her
>>3730918
Bolin said you had CP and edited his face onto it. We all know it's bullshit but I figured I would tell you about it.
>>3730754
W-Why do you think about that? there's no explanation about the stripes, my hair just works like that.
...I thought that you were going to capture me on a defenseless situation like before.
>>3730925
>She sits cross-legged and pulls out a bag of chips from her tail-coil, handing them out to you.
Gimme a percent chance.
>>3730934
Alright. I'll definitely ask around, Kuro. How much time do you have left?
>>3730956
>She points at your keyblade, tilting her head.
What do you need that for, though?
>>3730957
Why's that?
>>3730981
>She reaches out and plucks the hat from you, putting it on her own head and giggling.
How's it look?
>>3730958
It's worked before.
Although I'd understand wanting your space after all the time we've spent together in the past week.
>>3730959
Oi, knock it off with the noise!
>>3730987
It could be, but not by the likes of you.
>>3730959
Aren't there more important things we should be doing...?
>>3730981
Did you know there's a fighting style consisting of being drunk? I'm not sure about it though, it sounds a little weird..
>>3731004
It's not something I can quantify.
>She glances at the bag curiously
>>3730957
...What am I looking at?
>>3730934
...Er. Sorry, I ramble and the like.
>>3730955
>Not the former and just events for my current one.
>>3730955
I'm working on events and trying to think of something to ava. I want to do some sort of happy chubby milf ava.
>>3731004
Because a woman's body makes a man feel tingly inside...
MARCO
>There are people that don't like all cups of tits
>>3731001
I only ever made one Bolin edit, and that was when I put his face on a Fox image for that Bolin meme game.
Shame he's accusing people of stuff, though. Little guy needs to go ride bikes.
>>3730901
>>3730913
(sweet christ)
R-right. I mean, it doesn't feel awkward or anything? A lot of the guys I know wouldn't stop staring.
>>3731019
Macro
>>3730955
Comfy games are in development.
>>3730959
Iida continues the cycle of fear. I suppose rabies were only available for the dog.
>>3730957
But I don't need to eat you to kill people, just to eat them.
>>3731027
Fuck off soviet. I'll ava whatever I damn well please.
Stop sexualizing everything you underage autist.
>>3731004
I do not know, and I do not need to.
That would only give me more the reason to give up, rather than continue looking.
>>3731022
There is something called moderation
>>3731004
The Keyblade? I need it to beat these creatures called The Heartless. They're these weird shadowy creatures with yellow eyes. Most kinds have an emblem of a crossed out heart on them, so be on the lookout for that. Though I haven't really seen any of them around here...
>>3731016
...never mind. I guess I'm not as good as I thought I was...
Oh, but I've managed to fix my tracksuit whenever it gets busted!
>>3731019
STAR
>>3730955
If I can think of a good premise, I'll make some new, pretty exciting games.
>>3731018
>He burst into laughter
smooth.
>>3731022
Yeah but, isn't that Blanc a kid? That's pretty fucked up.
>>3731033
I'm exhausted.
>>3730986
Right.
So, where do you think you'll be settling down?
>>3731005
Nah. It's been fun, thanks for everything.
>>3731031
Keep at it, I like you
>>3731004
It would be better if it matched your color scheme. As it is right now, it's out of place compared to your outfit.
>>3731015
I can not think of any benefits to that.
>>3730934
And you desire something to ale this?
>>3731038
Entoma, what have I told you about playing with your food?
>>3731024
I didn't accuse shit, I brought it up in passing (I wasn't lying, I actually remember somebody making a CP edit, even if it wasn't you) and anons commented on it.
>>3731022
If a girl claims to have C cups then I'm packaging 12 inches!
>>3731033
>
>>3731065
That it scares them.
>>3730955
>I was gonna make a Yuuko Ava folder. I don't know if too many people would know the character though.
>>3731061
Why does it sound like you're leaving?
>>3731066
Go ride bikes, Bolin.
>>3731033
T-thank you! Wardrobe works really hard on these!
>>3731064
I think one of the things was erratic movements make it hard to see oncoming attacks, and that being drunk dulls the pain or something...
>>3731033
You lost to a burrito. You may want to consider your life.
>>3731066
kys you fucking cunt. Seriously go fucking kill yourself. You mom would be a lot better without you and your dad hates you so much he left.
DRINK BLEACH
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>>3731038
Then eat me and save everyone else! Let me be the hero this place needs and deserves!
>>3731053
It's the truth though. I'm not going to lie to her.
>>3731081
My dad has my bike. He forgot to give it back to me
>>3731081
You're hearing things again.
>>3731061
I'll tell you when I get it. So how was Homecoming that I sadly missed
>>3731006
You shouldn't trust anyone else with it, I'm easily the best marksman here.
>>3731065
Although all attempts to remove this curse have been met with nothing but disappointment, your follower did tell me it would be worth a shot.
>>3731053
Who are you calling a kid!?
I'll show you "kid"!
>>3731077
>implying we have to know where the ava is from
I don't know where half of these characters are from and I don't care.
If anything it's advertisement.
>>3730987
hnnng
>>3731016
Our friendship is beyond numbers?
That's so sweet of you to say, Rika.
>She takes out another bag from her tail and pops it open, eating the chips inside. She holds out the second further towards you.
Here, I brought you a snack.
>>3731018
.....Why?
>>3731026
I don't see why I would mind people looking, honestly.
It's just my clothes, like, I see yours right now. I don't get it.
>>3731040
Ah! S-So you could die in the next minute, or just not at all?!
That's terrifying! We'd better get looking!
>>3731042
Well, it's a good thing there aren't any here, they sound scary.
So you're like, a fighter or something for your world? That's pretty cool.
>>3731064
Aw.. I thought for sure that you'd think it was cute.
>She takes it off and gives it back to you.
I'd let you try my tail on, but it doesn't come off.
>>3731077
>That's a good thing though, isn't it? If people don't know the character, then they can't point out your mistakes with your RP.
>>3731089
Seems like an insecure anon is projecting his worthlessness to distract himself from his growing feelings of lack of importance.
>>3731086
Do you have any hard candies, or maybe some caramel? I will trade you this "Kit-Kat" thing I have found.
>>3731033
Go away!
>>3731086
Just great...
Thanks for nothing, bunch of weaklings!
>>3731086
F.
>>3731094
Go play with cardboard boxes and imagine you're in a spaceship, Bolin.
>>3731095
>Spike wraps his arms around her and hugs her tightly.
Good, because you're not allowed to leave again. You're mine.
>>3731122
>Hard candies
Welcome to the True Grandpa's World
>>3731086
Yes! Die you bacon-haired mortal!
>>3731126
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>3731076
Excellent, carry on. Just make sure you drag the boy where the others will not see you.
>>3731086
Blast it all my skull!
>>3731103
Perhaps if you get back on a knee and apologize
>the lich rubs his head
>>3731086
..... Just one last cigarette?
>>3731089
It would be a waste of the bleach in all honesty. A rope would be more effective, it can still be reused.
>>3731043
It's more a statement out of incredulity than anything.
>>3731119
>She awkwardly grabs at it
...Thanks, I guess. And I mean that that's just not something it can be quantified, like I said.
>>3731086
I've only gotten one so far..
>>3731112
What do you want?
>>3731132
I don't think you're sorry at all.
>>3731119
It's kinda my duty to defend all the worlds from Heartless, I'm really glad I'm not doing it alone at least.
>>3731086
I think this situation calls for some M&Ms.
>>3731102
Yeah yeah, keep on talking yourself up.
>>3731119
I-I don't know why, okay!? It's just nice to look at, and it makes us want to do strange things!
>>3731091
But I'll just get hungry in a few hours.
>>3731136
Of course. I'm sure I can find some shack to drag there body under.
>>3731119
Do not overreact. My time will come when my body has been entirely blackened by the curse that afflicts me, or perhaps moments before that.
Nonetheless, my search is unending. I do not give in.
>>3731136
>>3731086
Of course.
>The traveler returns to a kneeling position, lowering their head.
I apologize for how I have treated you, Lord Ainz. Please forgive a peasant like myself.
>>3731086
A man overpowers a girl, an intimate object failed to be a zombie, a cat gets ripped up by dogs. Many forms of death today.
>>3731086
How many times I have to say this ain't a costume! I'm the real deal, bonafide, 100% white meat!
>>3731106
Whoa, easy! I just mean by the face you look pretty young, smooth skin and such. How old are you?
>>3731141
That'd weaken the rope because I'm a chubby sack of shit, jumping off a tall building (but not tall enough to splatter) would be best
>>3731138
Sorry, I don't smoke.
>>3731149
Of course I am!
Seeing your friend roast into flames but hurt you so!
>>3731162
You know, this time it was my fault.
>>3731141
Or a nice pistol
>>3731153
>shoots your leg from 950 m away
>>3731162
What in the good gravy is this? God damn birds, this won't save any a y'all, I swear it!
>>3731129
>That got a good laugh out of me. Thank you.
>>3731160
>>3731162
While I may not find a twig to be the best weapon, I will not apologize for doing this. I will win this game with the darkest of intentions within my mindset.
>>3731148
You
>>3731173
It's not great.
>>3731099
I did too. Spike won, Seth and some other came back. It was a hit from what I've heard.
>>3731132
I'll have your head sorcerer, this isn't over.
>>3731119
They'd be thinking past the clothes- you know what never mind, you probably been through this before.
If the games stop will you all die?
>>3731186
We won. Not just me.
>>3731148
Hey princess, how are you doing today? Did you have a nap?
>>3731162
I'm telling you man, Frankenstein would win, he's like me after all... Or, I'm like him.
>>3731153
Please, who could possibly rival me?
>>3731179
Wh-
Y-You can't! Pervert!
>>3731197
It would be extremely painful
>>3731162
Someone discards their tool.
Kaito fails to find a new idea.
Another party gets lost and the crows following that girl takes their vengeance.
>>3731172
Steel reinforced ropes are supposed to counter that measure.
>>3731174
Waste of a bullet.
>>3731183
I can see why.
>>3731186
I'd love to see you try!
>>3731197
It would be extremely painful.
>>3731144
What's so hard to believe that I'm good at sewing?
>>3731154
Then eat me again, dammit! Like I said, I don't mind if you make it painless!
>>3731174
>he leg bursts, making his fall to the ground
O-Ow...
>>3731173
Oh I'm gonna smoke you, you little...-
>>3731178
>The traveler does not respond. Even if they tried, all that would rise from them would be gargled gasps for breath and globules of a sickening black ooze, mixed finely with their crimson blood.
>>3731197
Probably
>>3731167
I'm a goddess who has no age! And complimenting me won't get you anywhere!
>>3731210
>Magolor's event
>>3731197
No, this just gets me to be productive.
>>3731222
>he sprints to you
Hey you ok?
>>3731119
It would look better on you if your outfit's color matched mine.
>>3731083
But it would also make you not aware of most things. At least my experience did.
>>3731160
>the lich still rubbing his head lets out a huff
It is fine, such is the nature of the game. You are just lucky Albedo wasn't here. Now, what can you offer me in return for this favor?
>>3731154
Be sure to clean the mess you make.
>>3731186
Well atleast I wasn't only one. Moving was one of issues.
>>3731214
>finishes you off with a shot to your head
>>3731206
Not a chance! Dracula would actually beat his ass in no time flat!
>>3731207
Take your pick out of everyone in this game.
>>3731210
I didn't think the madman would actually do it...
>>3731210
Sorry Lor, but you're no use to me now.
No hard feelings, OK?
>>3731215
>
>>3731234
I was worried that he would come get me later.
>>3731210
That wasn't possession! That was my own free will!
>>3731144
>She looks pleased with herself, continuing to shovel snacks into her mouth.
So how've you been?
>>3731151
Woah, that's a big job.
Like, a big job. How's one person supposed to defend the whole world?
>>3731153
Really? Like what?
>She pops a nut into her mouth.
Does mine?
>>3731160
I-I respect your determination, but this is serious! How can you live without being super stressed out? I'd be panicking!
>>3731195
Past the..
Th-That's lewd!
You can't just say that kind of thing to a girl you just met! I-I don't even like boys!
>>3731241
A-Are you suggesting we wear matching outfits, like best friends do?
>>3731231
If you are goddess. Then can't you tone how your body looks
>>3731210
Truly an embarrassing death...
>>3731222
I will make sure to dig your grave up soon. may you rest in peace.
>>3731214
But if I eat you the first time then there won't be anything left silly. I'll eat everything around your vital organs first and make sure to preserve them so you feel every bit of it.
>>3731244
But that's why I'm hiding it.
>>3731210
>>3731210
If you don't want me injecting myself with it you should've hid it.
>>3731241
That's why people have to train for it, I suppose after a while they'd get used to it.
>>3731249
Dracula only went after women and lost to a single guy, Frankenstein had a whole village after him!
>>3731210
An arena gives us the final four.
>>3731259
Not just one. A whole bunch, but I was able to do it at least two times now, and I think I'm gonna have to do it again a third time.
>>3731249
None of them?
>>3731246
>dies
>respawns
Christ, why the hell does Soviet always do this to me...
>>3731259
I've gotten used to your body, but I'm sure yours makes a few guys out there go...NUTS!
G-Get it...?
>>3731278
Stupid moon....
>>3731240
Of course, technically. A death in the games sum up to nothing in the end anyways.
>>3731244
What are you interested in, my lord? I do carry the essentials for a traveler, including coin.
>>3731259
Panic I did, but soon I learned that it only works to strengthen the effects of this curse. A level head must be maintained in order to not provoke it, and I must not strain the body too heavily.
>>3731278
What?! I can't believe I fell for that!
>>3731214
Just surprise, really.
>>3731259
Same old, same old.
>She shrugs awkwardly
>>3731258
Says all Capitalists
>>3731276
Dracula had it easy. Didn't have to deal with real world or Roman Empire.
>>3731294
He is the one helping me aim
>>3731262
If you're a jackass soldier, why don't you JUST BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH YOUR OWN GUN!? Or would you rather I do it with my hammer?
>>3731278
What rams us off?! Ram, did you ram is off?
>>3731302
I'm sorry for your loss. Getting slaughtered by a touhou head must hurt you so.
>>3731278
I have realized that I do not care for the remaining fighters.
>>3731322
Do not be silly. Just because it is my name did not mean I did the action.
>>3731270
You've mistaken. I can't actually die. I would respawn after you eat me.
>>3731276
Frankenstein is also dumb, giving Dracula the leg up in the fight. Admit it Stingray, you've lost this battle.
>>3731278
Out of all the thing I've done here, that has to be the dumbest.
>>3731291
The correct answer is all of them.
>>3731314
If you have sickle too them please kill me with both. Best death is death by hammer and sickle
>>3731291
Does your older sister ever scold you for your bad attitude?
>>3731231
Wait for real? I expected the gods to be a bit more...calm. You know like used to things.
>>3731259
D-dont think like that!! I just meant other people would and I was concerned!!
>>3731325
Anyone got a lighter for a poor man who forgot his own?
>>3731276
That is stupid. It is like incorporating dance into a fight.
>>3731259
Not at all. I was just giving ideas on how you can make the hat look better on you.
>>3731309
There's nothing surprising about it?
How do you kill someone's soul?
>>3731313
Shut the hell up you drone!
>>3731270
Fine, have your fun. Just be sure the others don't find it.
Coin holds little value to me. Hmm, I believe your loyalty will do elf. Does that sound agreeable?
>>3731349
I'm basically a living lighter.
>>3731349
>>3731349
I would be able to light your cigarette up if you allow me to shoot at it.
>>3731336
No, just this hammer.
>Swings it down on your head
>>3731342
Oh so am I disappointing you now? Is that it?
Nothing is always as you would assume you bastard.
>>3731349
I don't have a lighter, but does this work?
>A small flame appears at the end of the Keyblade.
>>3731207
You're mine now!
>>3731349
>offers the flame from her own lighter.
>>3731344
Better luck next time, kiddo.
>>3731362
>not sure how that happened so
>>3731304
Coin holds little value to me. Hmm, I believe your loyalty will do elf. Does that sound agreeable?
>>3731329
The image it has shows that she is really interested.
Reveal a secret about yourself.
I wear dentures.
>>3731287
You've saved the whole WORLD from these things before?!
D'you have some kinda way to be in a million places at once? The world's really big!
>>3731294
>She tilts her head.
Why?
>>3731304
Wow.. Really?
That's crazy.. You're way more reasonable than I would be.
And you don't even know where in the world this witch is, either.
I hope we can find her for you. Do you know why you had a curse put on you?
>>3731309
>She lays down on the hood of the tank, looking at you upside-down and swishing her tail in the air.
How's the work on your other thing going?
>>3731342
Nobody ever says anything about.. THAT!
I can't do that until I'm married!
>>3731353
Oh.
So you don't want to be best friends?
>>3731313
Right? He had an isolated castle to protect him!
>>3731329
Nah, you want to kill me! You've done it before..
>>3731333
Have you forgotten Frankenstein's story? You could just put a genius's mind into him.
>>3731353
That's also a thing you know...
>>3731022
Sometimes small is better
>>3731333
Most of you dorks probably don't even know which end the bullet comes out of.
>>3731340
What bad attitude?
>>3731385
No, I am not, pervert!
>>3731382
Worst girl.
5/10 no sickle for hammer
>>3731360
What will you do worm?
>>3731386
Bah, I have things to do anyways...
>>3731357
You really don't seem to be the sewer type.
>>3731397
...Other thing?
>>3731392
I am a lesbian!
>>3731365
I don't smoke sticks that big for your mouth, pal. I need something smaller, about the size of a thumb.
>>3731373
Much obliged, partners.
>
>>3731378
Easy with the guns, hotshot. It's already givin' me monstrous tailoring bills with Graves going after my hide.
>>3731383
Fancy magic right there, boy. I don't like fancy magic. You better take that funny lookin' butter knife somewhere else.
>>3731392
I worked directly with Air force and Army special forces units
>>3731382
Your followers must not last long with such a temperament.
>>3731397
O-of course! Just meant other people would get ideas, and you don't want that right?
>>3731401
I mean that he would have been destroyed today or in Ancient world.
>>3731333
But then you'd just keep getting digested in my stomach, I'd still want to eat other people for the different tastes.
>>3731362
Alright. He says he can't die anyways so I'm sure he won't be able to drag himself out from under the shed.
>>3731389
At least the worst of them died again. Final two.
>>3731386
>>3731417
>forgot to link you aswell reeeeee
>>3731407
You are! As of now, you're my wife!
>>3731387
...And what if your attempt to lift this curse is futile, like all those who have tried before? Would I still be bound to servitude then?
>>3731397
I do not. I can only assume, due to my age, I was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I feel guilt, as well, for a close friend of mine suffered a curse from the same witch when they chose to try and assist me.
Perhaps you would like to meet him?
>>3731397
No, it's just that wherever I went, that's where the Heartless were. I think I just kept getting lucky or something.
>>3731417
...Alright, whatever, mister.
>The Keyblade disappears in a flash of light.
>>3731415
Same, wanna fuck?
>>3731408
Not be a slave to a country's pathetic forces.
>>3731417
Never been a problem before. Lighting cigarettes is pretty easy.
I summon Nowaru!
Uni's being bad!
>>3731397
Because you've got a great body. It's nice and fit, but not too fit. You've also have a great set of boobs. I would know, since I've felt them up. The fact that you willingly show it all off helps too, and some people might like that you're innocent, or pure.
>>3731401
Except it's not a genius. it's an idiot, and Dracula can take advantage of that.
>>3731407
You're right, but even then I'm sure they're still better than you!
>>3731424
My followers don't piss me off every 5 minutes with talk about my body or looks.
>>3731397
That had nothing to do with what I said.
>>3731401
I did not feel like killing you then.
Dancing in a fight is also a thing?
>>3731407
Excuse me Ms, but I in fact know how to use my gun.
>>3731417
Apologize. I thought you wanted a lighter, so I was prepared to give you one.
>>3731432
Cuteness will be the death of all.
>>3731435
No way, stupid!
>>3731451
And what would make you think that?
>>3731465
I said "most of these dorks"
Doesn't cahnge the fact I'm better with them than you.
>>3731441
No, but even then I believe I have something that could help ease any pain and perhaps slow the flow of the curse.
>>3731427
A human that cannot die? How strange..
>>3731410
Is it because I'm really manly?
You know, manly men can sew too! I'm living proof of that!
>>3731427
You're not making this easy for me on purpose, are you?
>>3731447
Atleast I am not a multi faced freak of nature
>>3731474
Congratulations person I have no idea on what, who or where he is from.
>>3731479
Very well. I agree to these terms.
If you require anything of me to complete your spell, do not hesitate to direct me as you wish.
>>3731480
>>3731479
You're trying to take away my favorite snack! Here say hi to Lord Ainz. He thinks your strange.
>>3731474
Aw... I was kinda hoping he'd win... Well, congrats to the winner. Thanks for hosting for us, Ram.
>>3731475
Would you care to find out? I would love to see if you have what it takes to kill me.
>>3731497
Congratulations, Sir.
Thank you for letting us use your arena, Ms.
>>3731442
>Double taking the strange boy, he mutters something udner his breath and continues enjoying his cigarette
>>3731449
Sure. And so is making me a human torch, pal. These clothes are quite flammable.
>>3731465
Lighter, zippo, metal match. Never smoked one before, stranger? And no harm done. We are both still breathing...I take it you do draw breath, right?
>>3731434
>>3731417
Nice to see ya again.
>>3731497
Congratulations, Connor.
Thanks for hosting.
Boba Fett on the job.
>>3731410
Yeah!
Weren't you building another tank? Or working on another project?
>She turns the bag of chips upside-down in an attempt to eat the crumbs, but ends up spilling the entire thing on her face and sneezing.
>>3731424
I guess not..
But I wear this 'cause it's cute! And it's easy to move around in!
>>3731441
Aw.. That's not your fault.
I would! If he's a friend of yours, I'm sure he's great.
>>3731442
Huh.. That is super lucky. I wish I could get that lucky with trying to find Noel..
You must be pretty strong.
>>3731451
>She sits and listens, nodding along with all of the compliments and oblivious to how she probably should be reacting to them.
Oh. Um, thanks, I think!
So just looking at me makes people feel happy?
That sounds great!
>>3731457
So you do want to be best friends?
>>3731497
Thanks for hosting!
>>3731480
...Sure, let's just go with that.
>>3731497
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3731497
Detroit: Become Human is his source
>>3731497
The results.
>>3731495
So your only rebuttal is insulting me?! Ha,that's hilarious! You can't even think of a good argument to defend your own country! It just once again proves how idiotic humans really are!
>>3731513
Welcome back.
>>3731497
Thank you for hosting ma'am.
>Her antennae curl into a heart
>>3731497
Connor, good job.
Garnet, thanks for hosting
>>3731456
But surely you're used to it right? It's been thousands of years and yet you still react to it if someone called you that the first time?
It just doesn't add up
>>3731513
Hey Boba. Finished with the AK modification?
>>3731507
Killing you would be a waste of ammunition.
>>3731513
Greetings, Mr. Fett. It has been some time.
>>3731515
Very well. If you could please assist me in removing this coffin, then.
>The traveler begins freeing themselves from the weight on their back.
>>3731520
Thank you for hosting.
>>3731475
Because you're a loser that loves putting other people down so you can feel better about yourself.
>>3731499
>>3731479
He does? Why's that? I didn't do anything strange yet.
>>3731515
In a "lewd" way, might I add.
>>3731516
Heh, you can compliment me, Rika-tan. I won't bite you if you do.
>>3731520
Thanks for the games, Rambo!
>>3731522
Underestimating humans is your worst trait. We can do many things.
>>3731509
...Son of a backwater peddler. Are my eyes finally deceiving me or are you as beautiful as ever?
>he laughs hearthly
Heard you got hitched. Or something similar, who'se the lucky guy?...Or girl. Heard you know how to swing both ways. Hey, far be it from a scoundrel like me to judge.
>>3731528
Just shut up about it you bastard! It doesn't matter!
>>3731520
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3731426
I mean it would be a lot easier today, I'm pretty sure..
>>3731451
Dracula lost to a guy that thought a whip was a viable weapon..
>>3731457
Yeah yeah sure... But there are several fighting style that involve dance I think..
>>3731497
Congratulations Conner!
Thanks for hosting Rammy! It was fun! Even after an invisible force pushed me off a cliff..
>>3731539
I just tell the harsh, honest truth.
>>3731508
For now I do, but that will hopefully change soon.
as for now, I have never smoked before. I have no intentions of ever smoking too. I do not want that getting in the way of my chance to become greater as a human being.
>>3731533
Is that so? How come you don't buy more bullets?
>>3731515
>She once again flinches, this time at the sneeze
...Mostly just acquiring materials to rebuild my masterpiece with.
>>3731539
More that I just don't feel like arguing.
>>3731513
What's up?
>>3731515
Yeah, I have to be to take down those huge Heartless. Who's Noel? Maybe I could help you find her, I do go a lot of places.
hi
its futvol day here
>>3731524
Hey Spike, how are things.
>>3731530
Oh hey, you're back.
Yeah I got your modification, was a pain in the ass to do to.
>hands AK
Don't break it.
>>3731537
I had other larger priorities to handle, this place is low on my list of things to do.
>>3731570
Living the dream. Ready to compete.
>>3731562
He would be dead in Eastern bloc. And nice Kalashnikov. You have good taste
>>3731501
>>3731507
>>3731510
>>3731515
>>3731516
>>3731525
>>3731526
>>3731537
>>3731539
>>3731558
>>3731562
Thank you for participating. It was the least I could do.
>>3731517
This is appreciated.
>>3731515
You do not seem like a hindrance in the long run.
>>3731562
Sounds like they focus on flair than actually harming the other.
>>3731575
Not bad, I guess. Nothin' really different.
How about you?
>>3731562
And Frankenstein is going to lose to a guy that thought a whip was a viable weapon. Check and mate.
>>3731566
You seem to love to skip out on the part where you're nothing more than a whiny kid.
>>3731498
>the lich raises his hand his finger glowing
Greater curse break!.... Did it work elf?
>>3731497
My thanks for hosting
>>3731499
What are you passing the human to me for Ento-
>>3731539
Hmm ? Claims to not die are very queer from a human.
>>3731537
Sure!
>She runs over to your back and grabs the coffin, gingerly lifting it from your back with ease and setting it on the floor.
>>3731539
Wh-Wha!?
Don't tell me those kinds of things!
>>3731569
>She wipes her face with her tail.
Oh yeah, that!
Is that the tank that got blown up?
>>3731570
Oh, um, she's just my best friend. I haven't seen her in a long time, and I'm starting to miss her.
I actually came here looking for her.
>>3731581
Is that a yes?
>>3731557
Easy, I'm just trying to help out, you don't want to lash out to your followers right? So I don't know find some way to control the rage.
>>3731581
Oh yeah, forgot that. Thanks for it.
>>3731567
Waste of money.
>>3731590
I am not a whiny kid!
>>3731591
But don't you want to talk to the strange things before I eat them?
>>3731569
Would it kill you to be nice to me for once?
>>3731591
You can see for yourself if you'd like. Everyone here gets one freebie!
>>3731598
But it's true! They see your body and think a ton of lewd things! You in general are a lewd person, Makoto-tan!
>>3731575
Well hopefully, there'll be a match soon.
>>3731598
What's she look like? I should also probably get your name while I'm at it.
>>3731543
You're all just bags of flesh that fight over the simplest things! You have wars constantly just to try and prove your points! If anything,you're more of a monster than I am! I think it's really about the fact you don't want to hear the truth about what you really are because it crushes your will to live!
>>3731573
Can you speak English boyo?
>>3731567
>>3731567
Skip the philosophy lessons, pal. Take it from my own personal experience that there are far worse things out there that can and will kill you quicker.
>>3731604
my apologizes. I thought you were royalty.
>>3731475
Yes way!
>>3731575
Understandable.
>>3731591
>The traveler pulls back one of their sleeves, revealing the putrid flesh beneath.
It does not appear that way, my lord.
>>3731598
I suppose I should give you fair warning: do not be surprised by what happens next, alright?
>The traveler walks forwards and unfastens the first lock on their coffin.
Who said you could have a break?
Get your wrestling shorts and belts on, Superslam's next thread.
>>3731599
>>3731591
You are welcome.
>>3731598
It is not a no.
I'm going to beat my meat the next girl that posts.
>>3731625
I pretty much am. But I can't spend tax money on murder supplies.
>>3731627
Not even in your dreams!
>>3731598
>She sighs softly
Yeah....
>>3731611
Maybe a little.
>>3731648
Jokes on you, I've already dreamed about marrying you!
>>3731644
>>3731648
I hope you like them young.
>>3731544
You may want to have your vision checked pal, that or find some prettier women to surround yourself with.
You might say Spike convinced me to stop chasing tail. Little guy finally grew up.
>>3731608
I suppose you have a point.
>>3731611
What have I to gain from crushing a human?
>>3731628
Hmm, it must be a supreme tier curse... I apologize elf, I believe you may need a priest, but.
>he digs around in his inventory and pulls out a red liquid in a vial
Here, this may help slightly.