Zootopia Thread: Lewdy Edition
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BUNE.
Also where the hell was GCBanon a couple threads ago?
>>3729237
>>3729214
Oh boy~
>>3729263
Yeah, but that's too obvious of a bait
>>3729278
I hope you're ready to be disappointed in my story telling.
Clunkbot, you here my man?
>>3729287
>>3729237
Never mind, I found him right at the end.
>>3729295
>>3729295
>that show you lik
>>3729311
>>3729295
>"lik"
I've been wondering, what's the deal with you randomly dropping silent e's?
>>3729319
Huh, I swear I edited that.
Maybe I forgot to resave the PNG.
>Reddit: "The Zootopia Discord server has named every one of Judy's 275 siblings."
>memes, jokes, and inserts of the filmmakers
>>3729321
DO NOT STRANGLE THE JACOB
HE IS FOR GENTLE CUDDLES ONLY
>>3729321
The plot thickens
>>3728788
>Nick got injured on duty.
>At the hospital he gets in ER.
>When he wakes up Nick sees Judy sleeping in a chair next to his bed.
>Nick feels like something is off and fears the worst.
>Checks under the blankets and notice that it is worse then he thought.
>He is now a vixen
>>3729321
>it's more than just that
>I'll tell you guys everything else later
oh god beav no don't tell them about the pastor
sometimes it's okay to leave well enough alone
>>3729349
Among other things...
>>3729356
Link?
>>3729365
>Nick and Judy on case
>one gets hurt bad
>hospital and stress for 5 chapters
>no one dies
give kudos pls, applying for noble piece prize in writing
>>3729341
I honestly couldn't tell you. Probably just me writing faster than my brain, I also tent to double up on T's and write "ign" instread of "ing".
I'm not diagnosed as dyslexic, though.
http://pastebin.com/V4Pn4Hhn
>>3729408
>write "ign" instread of "ing"
that's just from typing all the time and having autocorrect fix it for you
>>3729321
Well, I was hoping to drop this later, but I guess the pastor approach was a bit too obvious.
>>3729387
somehow these threads sink to a new low everyday
Reminder:
Remmy is for Betty's use only.
>>3729420
At least work it into a bigger fic, and not just greentext.
And what's the Jaguar's name?
Since OP forgot to put the link.
Thematic Thursday: http://www.strawpoll.me/10574349 (Closes 16/6/16 00:00 GMT)
>>3729214
lewdy hopps
>>3729481
lewdy hopps ON A COCK
>>3729433
Either flush it or store it somewhere very very safe for future recreational use, Beav. Don't just keep it under your goddamn bed.
>>3729462
Jaguar has two different names now
Byron just adopted an "unofficial-official" name on his twitter, and the disney wikia has a different one entirely
>>3729506
Invest in a lockbox or safe or something.
>>3729472
>My /fit/ Zootopia suggestion is in the top 3
Probably won't win but it still nice to see the appreciation
>>3729506
Just imagine if some rodent burglars break in, think it's booze, and drink it all.
>>3729321
There's going to find your pictures Beaver.
Your pictures of the Amazing WolfSpider!
>>3729462
Phil. They chose him to be the breacher because he has the weakest shoulder and they wanted to toughen him up.
>>3729556
who is secretly Peter Barker
I guess I have to ask: What is pastor?
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeuuuure! You want action? Adventure? Shipping? Lewds? Comfiness? Step right up and have your "Wide"est fantasies put into little green words you can read again and again
>>3729556
not making it a spider pig....
>>3729550
oh god I hope not
that'd be such an awful idea.
>>3729605
Spider Ham is actually a thing though
>>3729602
How about one about Clawhauser meeting Gideon?
>>3729631
Great idea Anon! Coming right up
>>3729597
Essentially a date rape drug which makes you suggestible and eager to please.
There's an entire section on it in the Pastebin.
For a crash course, there's always: http://pastebin.com/JjL0WykH
>>3729602
Nick and Judy first romantic dinner
>>3729481
>>3729214
>Lewdy edition
We need more lewdy hopps
Anyways, sorry to everyone expecting a decent story. I gotta go. Leave some requests and I'll cherry pick through them later.
>>3729556
Wow, I had no idea this idea would be so well received when I made that wolf spider pun. This makes me happy!
>>3729597
Nightholwer that makes you docile and horny, instead of savage.
Basically like a reverse Nighthowler.
>>3729602
Bellwether's put into a cell with Sharla, the sheep from Judy's past who is in jail for prostitution.
They bond over their love of knitting.
How is Nick supposed to keep up?
>>3729602
Beaver and Calvin bond over their unhealthy obsessions over their crushes.
>>3729556
Spiderwolf, spiderwolf
does whatever a spider ___?
>>3729666
For you, lord Satan, I shall attempt to scribble up some Lewdy writing tonight.
>>3729602
Nick and Finnick fooling around in the back of the van on a lazy sunday afternoon?
>>3729739
speaking of which, why is it always the prey that has the borderline stalker tendencies?
>>3729550
Five visible vials.
What looks like an empty can of soft drink or beer discarded on the floor.
Oh Beav, what have you done.
>>3729749
Would?
>>3729753
Ha ha, yes, YES!
>>3729702
He can't. Sometimes he'll just pass out and wake up hours later with Judy still going on top of him.
>>3729602
Calvin and Labjer at a Redwall convention.
Labjer's gone as Lord Brocktree.
Calvin as Dotti.
Neither realises who the the other is under their costume.
>>3729778
hmm
is that hot?
I think so
I'm gonna go with yes.
>>3729753
Hurrah! Give praise to Satan for the bounty we are about to receive!
Hey everyone!
How was everybody's day?
>>3729786
You sick son of a bitch I love it
>>3729631
>It was a cold and rainy day over Bunny Burrows
>Gideon Grey was working the counter at his pastry shop, not that anyone was coming in
>Rain had a way of doing that
>Travis was out buying ingredients, from the Hopps farm no doubt. He would probably be gone for a couple of hours.
>Gideon sighed as he wiped down the counter for the 12th time in the last hour. It wasn't dirty, he was just really bored.
>He usually enjoyed rainy days at work, they were comfy.
>However, it had been raining for a week, and a lot of his delicious pies were beginning to get stale.
>It really broke Gideon's heart to throw away food that nobody bought, especially in bulk.
>He went into the back kitchen. Might as well check inventory.
>As he was beginning to count granny smith apples, the bell on the front door rang.
>He perked up, and grinned. Finally, he had a customer.
cont.
>>3729818
threads are getting a complete rehaul, it's like a revolution
>>3729775
Spiderwolf, Spiderwolf,
Does whatever a spider would
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderwolf.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderwolf.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spiderwolf, Spiderwolf
Friendly neighborhood Spiderwolf
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider wolf.
It requires a surprisingly little amount of changes
>>3729818
Okay, overall. Woke up late and a bit hungover, made some greentexts. I went climbing and am now getting to work on Dez and Molly's cute spa adventure, so things are good!
Reichstagsbrand Chapter 3 updated with Clunk's edits!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
Just call me Shill Nye because I'm gonna shill my story a little more.
The final version of Interspecies Sex with COLLAR ON is available on AO3 now, under the title "Circumventing the Collar" because I doubt most people would get the joke anyway.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7304467
There's some new content as well as some technical changes that I think really improve the overall tone and flow of the story, and I think it's worth a re-read. If you have read it before, lemme know if you think it's better or worse than before. If you haven't, I hope you enjoy it.
Also a quick shill for Mead, who made me this fantastic art and got me a pretty ludicrous amount of traffic by shilling me on his tumblr. Go look at his stuff and give him notes or something. Those are like (You)s, right? http://mistermead.tumblr.com/
>>3729754
I've been waiting for you to come back. i actually started on that one but the thread 404'd. I saved what I started though!
>>3729820
The more I think about Martin/Martina the sadder it gets.
I don't think this is about being gay or some sort of trans. I think this is just really shitty ideas of gender roles. Because of how he was brought up, Martin thinks men are brash and loud and argumentative and violent, and women are soft and kind and reasonable and peacemakers. So he thinks that there's no way for him to express his softer side without betraying his gender identity, so he invented Martina to express those feelings through.
>>3729754
>It's a beautiful Sunday afternoon over Zootopia
>the sky is pink and orange, the breeze is cool, and everyone is relaxing at home
>Everyone that is, except for two meddlesome foxes, who had elected to spend it in the back of their van.
>Nick and Finnick had left the back doors open to let air in, because they didn't want to use the AC
>Finnick was nursing a very large cigar, and Nick was shuffling a deck of cards; the kind of cards with naked fox ladies on them.
>Both of them had had a few beers each
>"Ey Finn, you want to do anything today?" asked Nick half-assedly
>"Nah, not really" replied Finnick in a puff of tobacco smoke.
>"Ah c'mon, why not?"
>"I just don't"
>"Aw, c'mon man I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat. You hungry?
>"No"
>"I'm really in the mood for a bugga burga, how bout chu?"
>"I said I'm not hungry Nick"
>"Let's go get some burgas"
>Nick was crawling towards the driver's seat and reaching for the keys in the ignition
>"Dammit Nick I said NO" shouted Finnick as he hopped to his feet and jumped on Nick's back, collapsing him to the floor
>"Ugh fine, you're no fun little dude" protested Nick
>"I really just feel like staying here and doing nothing. You ever done that Nick? Nothing? You should try it sometime, like right now"
>"Finny, buddy, c'mon, we've been doing nothing all weekend."
>"So?"
>"Soooo, let's do something, anything. Hey! I know, let's pack a bowl! Let's get toasted!"
>"We're all out of bud, dumbass. SOMEbody smoked it all" Finnick blew a cloud of smoke in Nick's face.
>"How about swimming? It's a hot day, it'd feel real niiiice!" Nick made some swimming motions with his arms.
>"Look, I'd really rather just sit here and talk. Is that enough for you? Just talking?"
>"Well what do you wanna talk about?"
>"How bout that girl of yours, what's her name again?"
>"Oh...Judy, she's not my girl, I just work with her is all."
>"And I suppose that's ALL you want huh?"
>"What are you talking about Finn?"
cont.
>>3729891
>3729754
I'm not him but I'd also want to see that
>>3729895
Yeah, whatever Martin/Martina's deal is, be it trans, normal CD, or some weird issue with how they express themself, it's pretty depressing overall.
Though I do like that we've all agreed the Pack Streeters humor them.
>>3729860
Careful about revolutions: by definition, they end up back where they started.
>>3729857
I like this picture <3 It reminds me of this one.
>>3729876
I love Dez and Molly! And a cute spa adventure sounds lovely! We definitely need more content of those two-- glad you're adding to it!
Post music that makes you feel relaxed and bouncy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHhlaspXVgo
>>3729929
http://youtu.be/lITuHDdhdkw
Makes me feel bouncy
>>3729884
>>3729886
Everyone should check these out, by the way! Seriously good stuff!
>>3729602
Hmm, how about Bunanon's first day on the job at the coffee shop?
>>3729929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbTV9JlVvI
This is more relaxed than bouncy maybe, but still good.
>>3729858
I like where this is going. It's written well enough to not be greentext.
>>3729929
I like this picture, it remind me of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWPXYDPIg68
>>3729929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZLTARq8uqE
I'll never resist a chance to plug more SALM.
Otherwise my day was garbage because I felt the urge to create but felt no satisfaction in the process and thus finished nothing.
>>3730006
Ohhh man, little fox/big bun! I gadda remember to add that to the theme week next time...
>>3729968
>>3729997
Listening!
>>3730021
Augh, that sucks. Getting to personal pleasure from the act of creation can really sour both the product and motivation to continue.
Anything in particular got you sunk?
Get back to some PB/J comfy
I think Im down for a request or two today
>>3729929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAr_Gz6hYK8
As always Bonobo is my go to for relaxed shit
>>3729818
Pretty good so far.
Not too hungover today, are you?
>>3730088
>>3730109
Great as always, Nameless Lewder. How about some RemmyxBetty caring femdom?
Like, it's clear she cares for her lover a lot, but she's still the more aggressive one in the relationship by a long shot.
>>3730120
No, thankfully.
Oy, I just have to stop drinking, even if it is socially. I go to dark places when I go over the edge.
>>3730088
>Anything in particular got you sunk?
Nah, I just have a lot of ideas bouncing around in my head and none of them are turning out the way I want them to.
I think it's all a lot of mental stuff. The thread's been on a huge kick about "good contenfags" versus "bad contentfags" (or at least a few shitters have been) so I think I'm just mentally comparing myself to writers I admire within this fandom instead of having my own agency.
AKA reasons why I tried to avoid reading other writers' work.
>>3730149
>>3730109
>>3729858
>Gideon retied his apron and readjusted his bangs as he walked back into the dining area.
>His customer was a very large cheetah in a police uniform. He was soaking wet.
>"Bad weather huh?" said Gideon
>"Ugh, yeeup. You can say that again" replied the cheetah.
>"What can I do for ya today"
>"Well I was just driving through town when I was suddenly hit by a massive snack attack"
>"You came to the right place! What can I get for you?"
>"Hmmmm, what have you got that's good?"
>"Oh it's all very good! We have pies and cakes and donuts and eclairs and bear claws and...."
>"Did you say donuts?" interrupted the cheetah excitedly.
>"Oh...why yes, we have a wide selection of donuts here. Would you like to see a menu?"
>"Would I ever!!!"
>Gideon reached under the counter and grabbed a copy of the menu, then handed it to his eager customer.
>This could be really good. This guy looked like he could eat just about everything in the shop and still ask for seconds. Perhaps he wouldn't have to throw away anything after all.
>"So what's your name friend" asked Gideon kindly.
>"Me? I'm officer Benjamin Clawhauser"
>"You work for the ZPD?"
>"That's right!"
>"What are you doing all the way out here?"
>"Oh, there was some sort of special case out here that they wanted me to look into. I'm not really sure why they sent me and not someone like Officer Hopps. I mean she's actually from around here."
>"I know her!" said Gideon with a spark in his voice "We sort of....grew up together"
>O M Goodness isn't that something! Isn't she just the best?!"
>"Yeah she's....she's great" Gideon once again felt great remorse for his childhood.
>"So, you see anything on that menu that catchers your eye friend?"
cont.
>>3729770
Because when preds do it, they get arrested.
#Predsrightsactivist
>>3730177
Slam the lamb?
>>3730109
I love Bonobo so much.
Ah, request, uh, how about a comfy 'Beaver and the two otters falling asleep on the couch with the TV on' pic?
>>3730161
>I think it's all a lot of mental stuff. The thread's been on a huge kick about "good contenfags" versus "bad contentfags" (or at least a few shitters have been) so I think I'm just mentally comparing myself to writers I admire within this fandom instead of having my own agency.
That sounds really, really rough-- making content creation a contest would really dampen a lot of people's spirits to contribute.
Have you been reading stuff outside of these threads? Might be a good way to find ideas and inspiration beyond what people are doing now.
>>3729818
Hey, Comic.
I got something I hesitate to call Chapter Three done of Savage. I dunno whether it's my general self-loathing, the recent bitchfight over creators, or the subject matter, but something about this doesn't feel right.
Still, would appreciate you taking a look: http://pastebin.com/BrhSCB3R
>Freddy calls him Beav
Does the beaver even have a name?
>"Anon are you prey or predator?"
Why do humans in Zootopia fics do this
Any sensible modern nation would examine the teeth and then take a stool sample
Then anyone that isn't a vegetarian would be fucked when they tested it and found out you just shat pig DNA
>>3730305
Theodore Cleaver
>>3730305
Merkin Bush
>>3730109
Clawhauser fucking Bogo's daughter?
Why is Nick taking advantage of his position to get his knot in so hot?
>>3730297
>I dunno whether it's my general self-loathing, the recent bitchfight over creators, or the subject matter, but something about this doesn't feel right.
Holy hell, has it really been that bad?
Would you like a blind readthrough recording, or a written up work?
>>3730161
>I think it's all a lot of mental stuff. The thread's been on a huge kick about "good contenfags" versus "bad contentfags" (or at least a few shitters have been) so I think I'm just mentally comparing myself to writers I admire within this fandom instead of having my own agency.
Don't worry. Post your stuff, if it's good, people will praise it; if it's bad, people will try and fix it; if it doesn't hit their fetishes or ideas, people will ignore it.
>>3730327
Or they just look at where your eyes are on your head
>>3730342
It looks like they married and adopted
>>3729443
>image.png
>>3730394
>forward facing eyes
So Judy and Bellwether are predators then?
>>3730380
>people will ignore it.
This more than anything else. Getting even a single (you) out of this thread is fucking impossible unless it's smut or drawn art.
>>3730371
Might as well take a readthrough, if you've got the time.
It seems like that's more comfortable for you, and you have a nice voice.
And nah, it's probably mostly my own problems rather than the thread.
>>3730424
It's unfortunate, there's so much stuff that's been posted here that I want to read, but then that's so much stuff I've got to read.
>>3730394
So Bellwether and Judy are predators? ...never mind, stupid question.
My power just came back on.
Dont worry, we'll be returning to our regularly scheduled (Ewe)posting shortly
>>3729214
>no strawpoll
you are a a real champ and a-eh, articulate fella
http://www.strawpoll.me/10574349/r
>the poll closes in less than two hours
>Deeper hasn't updated in a month
I cant believe #Jick is dead
>>3729903
>"I mean do you ever think of her as, ya know, more than just a coworker?"
>"You mean...like...as a lover? Is that what you're trying to ask?"
>"Yeeeeah, that's what I'm talkin about. Do you like her?"
>"I...I....I dunno....maybe...sorta kinda..."
>"Ooooh shit son, you got it baaaad"
>"What?"
>"The loooove buuuug, senpai, you been bit by the looove buuug."
>"I have not! Judy is a smart, respectable, competent, confident...adorable..."
>"AHA, I KNEW IT!" Finnick jumped up and pointed at Nick with a shit eating grin on his face.
>"Oh fuck off Finny, just cause I'm kind of attracted to her doesn't mean I LIKE her. There's lots of pretty ladies I'm attracted to like....HER" He held up one of his playing cards "Or HER or HER...not so much her...OOH HER definitely her!" He was flitting through the deck.
>"Man those are just pinnup models, you'll never meet any of them. That Judy girl, she seems special.
>"Yeah.....she really is......" Nick had given up trying to be defensive|
>"So why don't you ask her out?"
>"It's not that easy Finn she's my coworker, that's frowned upon...."
>"So?"
>"Soooo it's not gonna happen..ever..period....end of story...bye bye..." Nick sarcastically waved his paw.
cont.
>>3730424
Bait them in with smut, string them along with story.
>>3730452
Will do buddy!
>>3730297
well
I'm not comic
but I am erect.
The way it ends makes me think there's going to be more to it, or a chapter 4. is that correct?
>>3730401
I think it was based on the 22 Jump Street scene parody.
>>3730510
There is indeed. One of my big hangups is whether I should leave the chapter break where it is, or push it further back to explain why he's suddenly acting out of character.
>mfw an 800 word short I threw together in less than 2 hours gets more praise than the 20,000+ word story I actually put serious time, thought and effort into
I mean, hey, that's great that folks dug the short and all, but for me it was the equivalent of a microwave hotpocket, while the other one was an actual meal I worked hard to prepare.
>>3730533
That depends on how long you plan to make us wait for another chapter.
I am glad to hear you do have an explanation for why he's OOC. You might want to explain that before the chapter break just so it doesn't reflect poorly on your writing, imo.
>>3730547
>impatient and lazy people run to a short story and read it instead of actually investing time in longer stories
There's a reason to never get into book writing unless you've got connections to just make your book the next big thing
>>3730547
Talking about Stoutwell and Tun Tun, aren't you?
You have my sympathy, Raccoonfag.
>>3730578
Or pull a Bradberry and write a fuckton of short stories.
>>3730547
Provide lynx
>>3730401
That was my initial thought.
>>3730547
There's a reason why art/comics get more (You)'s than fics.
The easiest to consume is the easiest to praise.
>>3730592
that tactic is used by many writers
Well, my day took a turn for the worse.
They didn't deserve this.
>>3730297
Oh man, that's pretty awesome. Wasn't really expecting Nick to roll that way but I'm still on board 100%.
Though I do wonder if we'll ever get a "nice" thing between Nick and Jack
>>3730547
Investing the time into reading a 20k word fic is something a lot of people just won't do. Short fics are also much less of a gamble - if they do suck, they're over that much faster. I'm sure the people who did read through the longer fic appreciated the "meal," but most people just want snacks.
I always hate posting fics here because it makes me feel like I am trying to get attention
>>3729341
TRIPS
MONSTER
COCK
>>3730639
If you didn't want attention for your fic would it be anywhere but your head?
>>3730639
Post fics, we need them
>>3730651
I like writing stuff and I post it on myownarchive but when I post it here I feel like an attention whore. No idea why I feel like that
>catching up on past threads
>Mead's newest comic
>has a reference to something I don't know
>other anons say Lone Digger
>suddenly several other pieces with Lone Digger in it
>apparently it's been done to death
>I had never seen a single one of those works
>mfw
I thought I had a good collection of Zootopia pics, but apparently not.
>>3730656
fine here it is. don't expect something amazing though
http://archiveofourown.org/users/Fex86/works
>>3730196
>"Oh this all looks wonderful!"
>"Well what can I get for you?"
>"Hmmm, how about....two of everything?"
>Gideon's heart soared, he knew for sure now that nothing would go to waste.
>"Coming right up Officer!"
>"Oh please, you can just call me Ben!"
>"As you wish, Ben" said Gideon as he ran to the back to grab the largest tray he had.
>When he came back out he asked "Oh yeah, will all this be for here or to go?"
>"Ummm, half of it for here and the other half to go!"
>"Comin' right up!!"
>Gideon placed one of everything into boxes and put one of everything onto the tray. There were seven boxes full of goodies for Ben to take home.
>Gideon placed the tray on the counter and started ringing up the order on the register. Pay day was finally here.
>"That all comes out to....$145.75...." this was the part he always dreaded, telling the customer the pricetag.
>"Here ya go!" Clawhauser had reached into his pocket and pulled out a Zootopian Express credit card.
>Gideon smiled, took the card, swiped it, and gave it back. Phew
>"Well partner, this is all yours now!" He handed over the seven boxes and slid the tray across the counter.
>Clawhauser took the tray and carried it over to a 2 seat table by the windows.
>He began to gorge on his treats.
cont.
>>3730196
I want to see Gideon find peace. :(
>>3730687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
>>3730702
He'll have peace when he's dead.
>>3730639
you ARE, but there's nothing wrong with that as long as your fic is decent
>>3730663
Shill your shit faggot
>>3730702
>>3730692
test
>>3730149
How's this?
>>3730547
Protip: Just because you spent more time working on it doesn't mean it's inherently better.
(haven't read either, but you know, as a general rule)
>>3730663
Bite the bullet, Anon. Don't think of it as wanting attention, think of it as raising awareness. You can't get better if you don't get feedback, and you can't get feedback if no one reads it.
>>3730639
You're just becoming self-aware.
This is a good thing.
>>3730624
wut
>>3730737
>put a collar on him
>riding him like a motorcycle
100% perfect, NL.
>>3730737
>Collar
YES
>>3730737
>Bam the lamb
>SLAM THE LAMB
>>3730688
No problem, anon
>>3730797
>>3730206
>>3730177
>the band's name is even called Ram Jam
IT JUST WORKS
>>3730820
>JAM THINGS IN THE RAM
>>3730586
How did you--
I'm gonna start checking my apartment for peep-holes, anon...
But yes-ish. I was more thinking of To Be Gentle, the other one I whipped up yesterday.
And while the kudos are snazzy, I was kinda hoping it'd draw some new readers to consider my serious stuff.
I think what really put me in a weird funk about it was the fact that the FFN posting of it actually got this really sincere review that had me going "Wow, this guy not only likes it, but had something interesting to say about why it works", which is great and all,but I wish it was directed at the fic that I felt that counted more in the end.
>>3730595
To Be Gentle
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7303675
and Tun Tun, the other one the prior anon mentioned
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7301866
>>3730608
>>3730630
It's very true. Unfortunately.
>>3730739
Also true. I won't deny it. But I hate feeling like I wasted my time on something.
>>3730819
gee anon, how come your writefags let you have two cakes
>>3730297
Fuuuuuck.
That's pretty damn hot.
>>3730714
>that stripper
Gazelle's seen some shit.
>>3730770
Belgium demolished Hungary 4-nil today. It wasn't even a close game and they still went hard in the last minute.
>>3730835
Alright, just going to mark these for later and continue trying to fight these 2 dozen tabs I have open
>>3730554
Explain as in using writer's notes? I always felt that was sorta tacky.
And extending it would mean tacking a third lewd scene into the chapter, as well as shifting the focus of the piece too much to my liking. It's already kinda fractured.
>>3730835
I do hope that the audiobook version opens Stoutwell up to a larger audience-- it really, really is super fun and well written.
Leaving to go back home tomorrow, and chapter two is on the top of my list!
>>3730109
More?
>>3730872
I say keep it. The shock of him acting out of character is part of the fun.
Why are they acting this way? What's caused the change. That's something that'll keep them hooked for chapter 4.
Will draw stuff you requested. It won't be good, but hey, it will be stuff you requested
>>3729348
Maybe he's into erotic asphyxiation.
>>3730475
>"Look man, you could keep it a secret. You're the most secretive guy I know, you ain't never snitched on anybody!"
>"I dunno Finn"
>"Nick this isn't some grand theft heist we're talkin about here. We're talkin about love! The worst that could happen for trying is she says no, and that's that, nothing ventured, nothing gained."
>"Nothing ventured? Are you serious? It could ruin our friendship, that's what it could do."
>"Nicky, you're being crazy, that won't happen"
>"Yes it will"
>"No it won't"
>"YES IT WILL, now can we just drop it? Please?"
>"Not until you call her"
>"WHAT? WHY?"
>"Just call her."
>"No, fuck off"
>"If you don't I will"
>"What is that supposed to mean?"
>"It means this" Finnick held up Nick's phone.
>"How did you get that? Give me that!" Nick lunged at Finnick, who hopped out of the way and opened Judy's contact. He selected voice call.
>"DON"T YOU DARE"
>"I already aaaaammm"
>Nick lunged again, but Finnick was too quick.
>"HI, you've reached the voicemail of Judy Hopps! I can't pick up right now but if you leave your name and number I'll be glad to call you back! Thanks!"
>"Hey bunnygirl, It's Finnick, I just wanted to call and tell you that Nick has the hots for you"
>"I"LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT!!" shouted Nick.
>"OOOh she's gonna hear tha.." Finnick's last word was cut off by a swift motion of Nick's paw to his face.
>The phone fell to the van's floor and Nick grabbed at it in desperation. It was too late, the message was over and sent.
>Nick looked at Finnick and yelled "I'LL KILL YOOOOU"
>The van rocked back and forth as Nick tried to make grabs for Finnicks neck
>Finnick only laughed
>Camera angle backs out of the van and showcases the setting sun.
FIN
>>3730908
Okay, let's be totally self indulgent.
Nick sitting on a bench in just a towel, holding a vial of Pastor.
>>3730908
Super special fox OC?
>>3730905
>That's something that'll keep them hooked for chapter 4.
Not if they're warded off before then
You have to hint that something happened from the very first chapter but never actually show what did happen
It's easy to simply make characters act OoC, and just as easy to dismiss a "twist" story as being that.
>>3730908
Limbo contest, Nick, Finnick and Judy
>>3730952
WITH ROCKET SKATES AND AN OPTIC BLAST LAZOR VISER
>>3730947
Unlimited Cake Works?
>>3730969
I'M SO HYPE MY KNEES ARE EXPLODING
>>3730947
What is this tegaki business and how do I access it
>>3730969
>>3731023
>pic related happens enough to justify a comic about it
>>3731023
>the king of Horsecock Futas complaining about sparkledogs
Freckles pls.
>>3731010
>>3730908
Gazelle poledancing.
>>3730985
I am the bone of my cake
Generating content is my body and posting it is my blood
I have created over a thousand cakes
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many cakes
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited cake works.
>>3731002
Like all things, there needs to be a Zootopia version of this.
>>3731047
Is this some browser extension you're using to view it
>>3731074
>ugggggn<
>>3731074
the fuck is with that guy's head? Both of theirs, to be honest.
>>3730109
Got more bonobo?
>>3731057
>I am the flour of my dough
>Crust is my body and filling is my blood
>I have baked over a thousand pies
>Unknown to hunger, nor know to fullness
>Have withstood heat to create many pastries
>Yet, those oven mitts will never hold anything
>So as I kneed, Unlimited Pie Works
Someone posted this about Gideon ages ago in a thread long lost to time.
>go balls deep in sheep.
>do it bo peep.
>>3731107
I'd almost think this was a PBF comic
oh ye, u gotta get 4chanX>>3731085
>>3730692
>Gideon couldn't have been happier. He had just gotten a weeks worth of customer service in the last 5 minutes.
>He gazed at his customer.
>Clawhauser was stuffing the pastries in his mouth faster than he could chew them, and he was making a mess.
>Gideon really didn't mind, he paid for them and he could eat them however he wanted.
>Seeing as he had nothing better to do, he walked over to Clawhauser and asked "You're still awful wet, would you like a towel?"
>"Yeth Pleethh" said Clawhauser through a mouthful of crumbs.
>Gideon pulled out a long handtowel that was hanging from his back pocket and handed in to Clawhauser.
>"Fnnnk You"
>"No problem buddy, just let me know if you need anything else"
>"Well actually..." started Clawhauser
>"Yeah?"
>"Would you like to help me finish these? My eyes were bigger than my stomach...again..."
>"I'd be delighted to!"
>Gideon sat down and picked up a pink donut.
>Camera angle pans out of the shop window into the pouring rain. The two mammals enjoy each other's company and devour the pastries.
FIN
>>3731128
That's because it is.
Hey all, reposting the collected version of this from this morning. For those that haven't seen it yet I hope you enjoy.
>>3731115
Nice
>>3731105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFMjJNJOk7U
Hell yeah I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qnAowOProU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9I5bvTR3as
>>3731128
>>3731140
>>3731147
I thought I was doing good until panel 9
That one got me
>>3731147
I regret not calling the original short comic with July getting parking duty "the first day", which would make this one seem that much more clever. Back then it was just intended as a oneshot, but this fucking AU keeps giving me a new comic idea every time I go for a run outdoors.
>>3731189
>Give Wilde A Muzzle
Even Judy would tell Nick to walk away from that city now.
>>3730872
>or push it further back to explain why he's suddenly acting out of character.
That's what I meant by "Explain"
>>3731208
Thanks Famalam
>>3731224
But she can't, because she's not there, and he's buried himself in so deep he can't pull himself out.
>>3731189
Wait why does everybody suddenly hate Nick
>>3731189
I love you, Mead. Even if you don't share my specific brand of pain, your comics clearly show you understand it very well and it makes me feel a little bit less lonely. Thank you.
>tfw even Bioshock attains a level of spook you can't handle
Crazy people I can deal with but I did not sign up for fucking ghosts.
I guess I'll get back to halfheartedly trying to force my way through writing something
>>3731189
>Nick announces a press conference
>"Alright, you want me gone? Fine. I'll leave."
>pulls his service pistol out of an envelope
>"Stand back, this could hurt someone."
>Bud Dweyer's himself
>one week later an underground prey-supremacistpunk group releases a song called "Hey Fox, Nice Shot"
>>3729666
Damn, any one have that image "in too deep"? from that greentext? I can't find it on any of the usual sites.
>>3731247
Right, but then that runs into the issues I mentioned in the previous post.
Maybe I can hint that something's up with Nick a little more than I do already...
>>3731286
what if the author was lurking the thread
>>3731306
That works, thanks!
>>3731282
>The next chief to replace him is if anything terrifying to the public
>Suddenly everyone thinks Wilde wasn't so bad
Posting comfy.
Remember, if you make an Anon in zootopia fic it must never be from the PoV of Anon himself.
>>3729739
Sorry Anon, I'm not familiar with those characters :(
>>3731324
I can play comf
>mfw you've created the mchorn spray meme
>the unlimited snout works meme
>the july hopps greentext
>a couple of other things you can't own up to without divulging your identity
>mfw you're just an anon
I'm so happy
>>3729786
Sorry Anon, I'm not familiar with those characters :(
I want Labjer to be my daddy.
>>3731139
Here ye go
No graphics for now, I need to do other shit. They will come later.
>>3730937
And here ye go. Again, no graphics, gotta do other things for now.
>>3731369
Calvin, go hang with Josh or something.
Well maybe Wilde shouldn't have supported the invasion of Iram
>>3731255
I think it's more predHate in general and foxHate in specific aimed at the most prominent fox in Zootopia. Bigots gonna bigot, Nick's just a convenient target.
>>3731324
I need this so bad.
>>3731404
>Tegaki not found
>>3729886
I need this made as a comic... for scientific purposes
>>3729356
>suggested judy tftg incoming
>coupled with high likelihood the transformed person will make sweet love to Nick
Jesus, about damn time someone catered to my fetishes.
>>3731413
>>3731080
Like this?
>>3731139
Great job. Nice to read something where the characters aren't trying to fuck each other... as far as we know.
I'm trying to imagine the size of Gideon's goods. Most of his clientele is smaller than him, I'd imagine, so what Clawhauser is eating should be comparatively smaller than what he's used to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_LhZ_Qzak
>Judy sighed as she slid on the fishnets, taking a moment to adjust the waistband of her leather underwear.
>It was Nick's birthday again. She remembered the first one well enough, how he'd asked her for a little bondage and some outfoxing and she readily obliged.
>She's actually thrilled a little at the first 'hunt' they played out, subduing the prowling savage and hogtying him as he protested.
>Rubbing at his slick fox dick, gripping her face between her thighs just close enough to let him catch the scent of her arousal and lean in for more.
>Judy hoped she'd come around to this too as she eyed the leather cat-o-nine-tails uncertainly. She made one last check in the mirror.
>Stepping from the bathroom, she walked to the bed over which Nick hand bent, his tail raised high.
>"C'mon, teach this big bad pred a lesson," he said, swishing his tail.
>Judy steeled herself before rearing her arm back and bringing the straps down on his haunch, making him yip in pain and perverse pleasure.
>Grinning she put her back into it and brought the flail down on the same place, hard. "Ow, yes Fluff!" Nick whined.
>Low moans of recovery turned to gasps and coos of pleasure as Judy took his fuzzy sack in her paw, her pink nose tickling and twitching and she huffed his masculine scent.
>Feeling her mind buzz, she grabbed his tail and yanked it down to keep him on his knees, sold now on the power trip and drunk on musk.
>"Get me up on those shoulders." Judy said, her eyes determined. "You're gonna lick me until I stay stop."
>Obediently he lifted her to his mouth, paws clutching her rear and jaw trembling as he held back from giving her an early lick.
>Locking her strong legs around his neck, he gave one of his ears a light tug in signal and moaned as his tongue slipped insider her, achingly slow.
>Nick took a breath, then yelped again as he felt a stinging blow across his back.
>"Mm, did I say you could stop?" Judy asked, smiling deviously. "I'll be judging your performance."
>>3731470
It'd be better if he was showing more excitement, but beggars can't be choosers.
> YOU'RE HUGE! BUT I DO'NT CARE!
>>3731503
Nick's not a beggar, he's a hustler
>>3731503
No problem
>>3731002
of all my numeorus sins false modesty isn't one of them. It is your own bad fanart.
By the way, exploding knees is my favourite meme ever. Enjoy your very own exploding knees, anon. I love you.
I'm going do the limbo contest next.
>>3731553
Who flew a plane into Nick's knees?
>>3731568
This is amazing. Thanks!
>>3731416
I'm more interested in one for Locker Room Hustle
I want to watch Gisnep flicks with the skunk
>>3729997
Jesus this music
>It's an 80s cop story
>Nick is a vet from totally NOT-Nam
>Judy is the by-the-book cop because hurr durr
>Nick is addicted to psychotropics and antidepressants
>their relationship deepens
>Judy goes to a reluctant Finnick to try and get him clean
>Finnick might talk to Judy on how he's heard of the "behavior training" hookers are subjected to
I know it was bad, but I just had to say it, i'll show myself out
>>3731607
RIP Freaking Out Anon
You will be missed.
Gonna try my hand at writefagging, starting off with a basic Nick x Judy
>juby and nike where sekritly in luve
>no1 of them tell the uther
>jooby acidents and splils feelins too nikc
>ncik share loev to
>flox and trabbit have sex
rate pls
>>3731361
But have you done anything good?
>>3731622
>>Nick is a vet from totally NOT-Nam
>drive into the rainforest district
>"it ain't me starts playing"
>>3729929
>Post music that makes you feel relaxed and bouncy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rZVzbdEBBY
Kinda fast paced, but takes me back to memories of Burnout 3, which is relaxing.
from what ive heard the thread is getting kinda tired of ocs
so therefore i have created more ocs
say hello to the staff of pizza paddock, where the smiles are as warm as our pizza
>>3731613
speaking of which, any streams live?
>>3731650
That cheetah a qt.
>>3731636
where do you think you are?
seriously though, while I'm happy to have contributed to something, I'm working on creating good things to redeem myself for mchorn meme. you need to balance out bad deeds with the good ones, hopefully with the good coming out on top.
>>3731650
I'm into it. But you know someone is going to get wool in their pizza
>>3731583
Thou shall not tempt me, anon
>>3731596
>>3731641
first chapter describing Nick
>the moment he wakes up till he gets to his locker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
>>3731674
>Zootopia 2 features Bellwether trying to crash a plane into the Burj Sahara
>>3731668
The only thing I've ever wanted was a picture of McHorn laughing while spraying Nick from day 1.
Draw that for a good deed to balance out the bad.
>>3730908
Nick as the gamespy logo.
I really wasn't expecting Calvin to go full on daddy with labjer, I thought he'd be able to contain himself and just go with an accidental "dad".
Bunnies, am I right?
>>3731650
I'm gonna fuck the feline.
>>3731650
Pizzacolt has to fuck that cat.
Seriously we need a straight ship, Zhan.
Do it for the straights.
anyone have the follow-up picture of ghost-demon baby only Nick can see?
>>3731650
I wanna lick that pussy
>>3731650
that's such a cute slogan
>File is uploading to soundcloud at a roaring .03 MB a second
Why is the hotel internet so bad?
Reading is done, uploading it now. Grizzly, hope you're here, and hope this is useful for you!
>>3731702
>>3731662
>>3731801
>>3731810
>>3731830
>>3731880
I'm not saying I want to
I'm saying Pizzacolt should.
Much more in his league than Milfalope.
>>3731629
2/10
>>3731852
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>3731490
This greentext have any relation to this one?
>>3731709
love this song
>>3731842
Waiting with bated breath.
>>3731867
The sheep twins are cute, and I'm interested to see what the elephant does, but let's be real here. You knew this was going to happen.
>Zootopia is a master piece
>Ever
Fucking furries...
>>3731926
Understood, will get a new cap for it then.
Will it continue?
>>3731949
>Zootopia is a master piece
who ever said this?
>>3731949
>b-but you can't like what i don't like!!!!!
Fuck off.
>>3731798
>Bunnies, am I right?
You know, Tristan, you should relax a bit. It would be a shame to miss a good thing because you were distracted
>>3731650
If the pizza colt and cute cat don't get together (and FUCK), I will have your head.
>>3731975
>Sarah
And thus Handlebars was named!
Unless she already was and I missed it, but Handlebars works well anyways.
Labjer is being dense and it's sort of cute but it's also a little irritating.
>>3731975
>Antelope came around to liking Labjer
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS GROWLAGHER THIS IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN WANTING AND MORE
>>3731416
Source of that image please?
It looks so comfy
>>3731975
>filename
She's gonna try to get them together now, isn't she?
>>3731975
>The gazelle hang out with gay males
>>3732080
Is Clawhauser lusting after her or is he just in love with her outfit?
>>3731852
>>3731965
Oh gosh I'm sorry! I thought this fell under the radar, so I just redid it with minor fixes to repost this thread.
It was just a standalone piece, but I make greentexts all the time, so outfoxing is definitely a theme I'll return to
>>3730640
Man, imagine trying to run with that fleshy dufflebag dragging behind you.
>>3731975
>Calvin's homolust is the catalyst that gets Labjer together with Handlebars
POTTERY
>>3731734
I'll see myself out
>>3732095
>Labjer
>gay
Dreams don't count.
>>3732026
source?
>>3730965
I'm really really sorry it's bad. I know it is, but I'm having so much fun - I tried to draw it quickly too, so there you go. But it's your very very own piece, anon!
>>3732133
Sounds like a case of the "Not Gays" to me.
>>3732149
>Straight females don't hang out with gay males
>>3732130
>dragging along the ground covered in broken glass
NO
>>3732153
Its not bad at all! I love Nick and Judy's expressions!
>>3731975
Sarah is an absolute QT and I wish she was my lab TA
>>3732172
Are you expecting to start a fight with facts.....I'M MAD
>>3731975
Where... Where are Tristan's hands right now?
>>3730640
>>3732130
Oh god...
>>3731829
>>3732153
No problem at all, like it!
>>3732202
Are these official? Who's Simmers?
>>3732128
So... Delete the old one and replace it with the new one?
This has never happened to me before.
>>3730937
That was very cute, thank you writeman.
>>3732264
Yeah, if possible. Thank you archiver, you're doing gods work.
>>3732235
>>3732202
>Grizzoli
That's Snarlov.
>Snarlov
That's Grizzoli.
>Simmers
It's Summers.
>Francine Trunkaby
Her last name is Pennington.
>Krumpansky
Krumpanski, with an i.
>>3732282
Nick Wilde: heavyweight champion 3 years running
>>3732282
A perfect example of someone who has too much self-confidence. If he looked at himself in the mirror and was satisfied with that, and not instead inspired to lose weight to actually look like the slender character that is Nick, then I would be ok with this.
But instead he looked at himself, thought "Looks good enough to go out in public!" and proceeded to walk out the door and later pose for a photograph. This """""""""""man""""""""""" needed to be bullied more as a child.
>>3732335
Has comfyness returned to the land or should I go take a nap
>>3732352
who fucking cares
>>3732374
I'll be comfy with you, anon!
>>3732117
>>3732374
Imagine Judy being violently raped by a lion.
Anons, dear all, the first for this week's Thematic Thursday has been officially concluded.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10574349/r
and the winner is..
>NOCTURNAL DISTRICT (32 votes)
narrowly losing to
>/fit/ Zootopia & booping snouts (both 29 votes)
thank you all enormously for your interest, contribution and support, fellow anons. Let's create something amazing and set a weekly trend of creating marvelous, beautiful things on a regular basis, directing our stream of creativity to new amazing horizons!
Tell me what are you going to create, anon. I'm going to produce a greentext about daily (well, nightly) routine of the nocturnal district. I'm thinking prohibition era Chicago, what about you?
>>3729348
It's fiiiine, otters wrestle all the time. Jacob's no stranger to headlocks.
>>3729381
>>3729405
But anons, honestly is the foundation of all good relationships.
>>3729506
>>3729532
>>3729550
>>3729606
>>3729774
Oh my, what ever could Beaver be thinking?
>>3730305
I haven't decided on a first name, but Beaver's last name is Beaverley(Beverley), he dislikes his first name so he has people call him by his last name, or a shortened version of it such as Beaver or Beav. I was thinking of giving him a really old fashioned first name like Harold or Vernon just so he'd have a reason to do this.
>>3732282
k boss.
Continue greentexting.
>>3732235
Oh god indeed.
Would you call her cute?
>>3732436
I liked Booker when that suggestion was offered.
Booker Beaverly has a nice ring to it.
>>3732374
Nighty night, anon, don't clip through your pillows
>>3732475
>Booker Beaverly
>Poly fetish
>Beaver really is BB
>>3732428
lewd greentexts all day every day
>>3732496
this shot hurts my soul
is there anything with this angle where the ear isn't clipping?
I adore that outfit.
>>3732496
What the hell is that in her ear?
>>3732428
I could attempt drawing location.
>>3732496
Good night!
Sleep tight!
Hug your bun with all your might!
>>3732503
Your welcome! You being comfy makes me be comfy!
>>3732471
I'd tie her up in my basement and fuck her silly on the regular.
>>3732512
It's an unfinished animation. There are clipping errors in more than a few places.
>>3732512
>>3732505
Over 9000 hours in MS DOS
>>3732416
>>3731797
>>3732560
>didn't fix where it clips with the headboard
step it up senpai
>>3732583
haha nice
>>3732583
Thanks for the nostalgia rush!
And you can draw way better than me, if it makes you feel better!
>>3729818
I have the prologue to that story I was writing of Mackenzie, but I have no where to put it. I can send it to you through discord if you'd like.
>>3732151
https://twitter.com/madkanatan
>>3731189
Goddamn, dude. You'd better throw Nick a line before he drowns. Give us some hope, at least.
>>3732582
Tegaki, I wasn't reading this before now, but keep it up.
You have a tenacity I can respect, and this story is just enough of a trip to hold my interest.
>>3732633
Sure, hop on! This upload is at 70% after God knows how long, so I've got time to workshop!
>>3732596
Fixed her dress too. I'm sending you a bill for all these manhours in visual basic.
>>3732582
>>3732678
Did you have to set up a whole GUI?
>>3732650
>the blueberries in the last comic was the first good thing to happen to him in years
>>3731368
Me neither, I just checked the redwall wik- wait, the Redwall ones, or Calvin and Labjer?
>>3732515
please do! It would be so great to see your vision of the district - it desperately needs more fluff and anon, you are the one who can make it happen.
>>3729818
comicanon, help me shill the idea to get everyone get creative.
also please please please add the results of the poll to the next OP, try creating something yourself, especially if you have never created any OC and have been waiting for an opportunity to do so. Let's make something cool together.
Which one of you did this and why
>>3732678
Thanks bud
Here's your payment in a (You) and some cute
>>3732357
>Crash Wilde
Oh, Nick is dead in this AU then?
>>3732701
I absolutely can! I'll offer my services and read any and all greentexts that have to do with the theme, and be a cheerleader for the idea! I think these theme weeks are going to be so cool, and Nocturnal District is going to make for a ton of interesting discussions!
>>3732739
thanks famicon.
>>3731949
Did you know YMS is a furry?
>>3732771
Yeah because YOUR MOVIE SUCKS!
>>3732646
>https://twitter.com/madkanatan
Thanks
>>3732797
Can fox and rabbit be friends?
>>3731189
I just realized it appears he's staying in Judy apartment.
Alarm clock is the exact same, and in the exact same position in relation to the window in the background.
Holy fucking christ.
>>3732825
No way
Just look at him, he's vicious
>>3732825
lookin kinda creepy there rose
>>3732475
Yeah, I never really bothered to come up with a name for him.
I'm still thinking on it all, really.
>>3732428
So, what are the rules for this?
Are there any?
>>3732840
It still smells like Judy. He can't leave. Sometimes, late at night, if he smells deeply, he can almost imagine she's still there.
>>3732843
>MUH FRIENDZONE
>MUH SHIPPING
>MUH A FOX AND A RABBIT CAN'T BE FRIENDS ARGUMENT
>>3732652
x) noice! i'm glad it brings entertainment! :D
>>3732679
>>3732825
No. Bun has to take drastic measures to get the fox to capitulate.
>>3732880
How bout you go fuck yourself
Just because I make a posible conection does not mean you can elaborate on it
because I don't need those kind of feels right now
>>3731189
Never give up...I guess.
We need pic related with chief wilde.
>>3732879
None! Just make some content based on the theme, and post it on Thursday.
>>3732633
could you throw up a discord invite, the last one I grabbed expired before I decided to stop being a wuss and at least lurk in it
>>3732880
stop you mother fucker my eyes can only be so wet
>>3732825
Find out next week on Deadliest Warrior!
>>3732921
But did you know Laverne can be translated "of Spring"? Think of it - Carrots was Nick's Spring.
That would make July Hopps Autumn, his last warmth before the final winter.
>>3732973
That...makes no sense.
>>3732891
>>3732995
Judy's canonical middle name is "Laverne".
>>3733029
Yea, I get that. But Judy hopps autumn?
The recording has finally made its way through the Portuguese internet!!!
Jack Savage is having a rough time in the next installment of Savage and the Savage! Check out the text here:
http://pastebin.com/BrhSCB3R
And listen to the recording and feedback here!
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/savage-and-the-savage-ch-3
Hope you're around, Grizzly. In my opinion, I also felt the 'off' feeling, and tried to describe why I thought it was there. I hope what I say makes sense, and that it helps you in some way!
>>3732896
post the whole thing, f a m
I'd like to contribute to this thread with my favorite artwork. :^)
>>3732995
>Carrots' full unofficial name is Judy Laverne Hopps
>Laverne can be translated as "of Spring" from Latin
>long period of Nick's loneliness, isolation and darkness can be metaphorically regarded as winter
>Judy helped him to open up, spurring his return to life (Spring), ending the period of self-restraint and misery because of the love and warmths, symbolically signifying ressurection, one of the hallmarks of Spring
>July Hopps is very much alike Carrots, burnNick had changed - she is the last ray of warm the fading sunshine before he final winter sets in, this time irrevocably, completing the circle
>>3733072
>46 minutes
ohno.jpg
>>3733119
Thats cute.
I'm trying to figure out who the aggressive one would be in their relationship. Judy is a rabbit, so there is that biological urge, but she's very career oriented. She wouldn't risk ending it with a pregnancy.
>>3732701
>you are the one who can make it happen.
I can't promise anything.I'm horrendously slow with drawing.
>>3733150
Sorry for the typos, friends, typing on mobile on the run
Whoa Mr. Bogo, take it easy.
>>3733168
>careers ending from pregnancy
Anon, let me tell you about living in the states...
>>3733143
I'm not sure what I'm looking at
who is this supposed to be
are those dust clouds or hair curls exploding out of a ponytail
>>3733165
Lots of feedback! Lots of thoughts! Remember that its all just my opinion, too!
>>3733002
>>3733183
Well that is just inefective.
>>3733143
I guess they're letting monkeys into the ZPD now too
>>3733186
Please do.
>>3733194
It's Judy, this is my second favorite.
>>3733183
>>3733183
fennec condom incoming...
>>3733205
Uh, Would you mind taking a look at my second chapter? It took a fucking long time to make, I'd appreciate it a lot(even thought you already read a part of it)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290067
>>3733282
What, do you not appreciate the finer arts?
>>3733301
There is nothing to be angry about senpai :^)
>>3733305
Also, I feel the ending is kind of rushed, it feels like only half of a chapter
>>3733365
>R-rocket pops!?
>>3733318
Delete this. Nick is far too attractive to be ruined with such ugliness.
>>3733143
>>3733247
>>3733318
15. All human/humammal threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlh/.
>>3733365
>>3733206
>>3733389
>Delete
>Not delet
http://youtu.be/GEStsLJZhzo
>>3733365
>>3733183
>tfw Alec had a potential
>tfw he reduced himself to generic furry porn
>tfw people will applaud anything
>tfw you can't really say this anymore without coming across as an enormous douche bag or being compared to officer content
Why can't we have nice things? There is more to life than porn
>>3733318
You know, I've seen that kinda thing on people before- I don't know what its called so I'm just going to call it 'spotted skin'- and while I think it can look nice, and its not like the artist has done a bad job of coloring it, it just baffles me as to why they would do that for nick
nick doesn't have spots, why would you give him spotted skin? Or a big, flat nose? He's a fox, he's angled, not blocky.
>>3733457
no there isnt
>>3733457
>>3733457
Hey, man, that's not even close to all he does.
>>3733457
Generic furry porn rakes in the money tho
>>3733457
I thought all he did was Say Judy and porn.
>>3733465
muh divercity
everyone is going to be black and muslim ore just a self-instert of me
>>3733465
I think it's supposed to be vitiligo. I don't think actual vitiligo gives you skin like a holsteen cow, however.
>>3733305
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290067
I absolutely can take a look at this! However, it'll have to wait till I get back to the States-- I'm off to bed, and tomorrow I'm flying home.
Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope you all sleep as softly as if a fox were your pillow.
>>3733457
It's up to Alec to draw other things. If he doesn't move on from porn its his fault.
>>3733524
Sleep tight, bunner.
>>3732771
Who is his furfag waifu?
>>3733524
G'night Comicanon.
May a flight of bunners sing thee to thy rest.
>>3733457
I won't agree with this until he draws my fetish. Anyone have that pic of Judy in the hamburger, Nick in the hotdog?
>>3733457
I like how the number of eternally triggered people rose with the great /co/mblr migration.
Remember, only you can prevent safespace breaches. Keep in mind other posters triggers when posting.
>>3733524
Recommended airline music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzrkDGxZexA
>>3733457
Well I'm desperately in love with Alec's bondage stuff, though. There is so little great bondage for Zootopia and it's obvious he loves the topic enough to add emotion and accuracy to it wherever possible.
>>3733547
>waifu
Adam is gay as it can get
>>3733599
The person who's huffy that Alec draws porn is the triggered one, right?
Because fucking get over it.
>>3733629
That doesnt excuse you.
>>3733601
I'll be honest, until Alec did his work I didn't know aftercare existed or that it was so important.
draw a picture of Judy in MSPaint right now and post
can be just a head, body, could be just standing, or it could have something going on
Just draw the bune and post her
>>3733629
.....I thought the cunt was bi
>>3733673
It's good.
There's something about having Comic read your smut that's... unnerving, somehow.
It's like you're forcing an angel to sodomize a dove.
>>3733702
God I wish there was more stuff like this in general.
>>3733706
Quick, somebody write a fic about somebody named Angel sodomizing a dove and get Comic to read it.
>>3733673
If nothing else, education is a great thing.
His artwork's been an inspiration to me, and is one of my favourite depictions of bondage, because it shows how everyone can enjoy it nicely.
>>3733702
Man, Alec's aftercare stuff is amazing. It scratches almost the exact same itch as the tender loving consent stuff does.
>Alec still hasn't drawn Gideon safe word abuse
So, anyone have fanfic recommendations?
>>3733782
>>Alec still hasn't drawn Gideon
Thank god.
>>3733796
Fallout Equestria
>>3730737
How do you feel about others coloring your work?
>>3733690
I think I remember him saying somewhere that he was gay, but would fuck a female furry before a human dude.
>>3733423
i guess this is like,... the end of a part or sumth x) now i can take a break :v
>KNOTHOUSE
>KNOTHOUSE
>KNOTHOUSE
>>3733891
"Whorehouse" was a word long before Weaver thought up "Bounce House", anon.
>>3733796
Depends on what you're looking for.
Otherwise you're just asking for shilling.
>>3729454
Holy shit this is fucking cute. I want Betty to bat the yarnball around. In her bed.
So what would the July Hopps AU be like if Nick was the one who died?
I imagine it would have Judy as Chief, possibly Commissioner. She's still the same though, if a little more cautious through experience. She never changed because she never thought about Nick in a romantic sense and she assumed he died fulfilling a lifelong dream.
>>3733143
>>3733927
That doesn't sound nearly as involved or cathartic as Chief Wilde though. Nick's unresolved pain over the loss of Judy -and how much damaged he's become as a result- is the crux of the whole AU.
>>3733915
Shipping, well written chracaters that are true to their film counterparts.
>>3733745
We need more stuff on bondage care, aftercare, and preparation.
>>3733927
>tfw just led the first friend that helped me fulfill my dream into death because i thought being a cop was funsies dreams and turns out a bunny cop really is a bad idea
>>3733927
Except you're totally ignoring the fact that Nick, her best friend, would be dead because she asked him to join the force and everything that comes with that.
>>3733997
Oh my god, it's happening
>>3730737
Morning NL
I can't say I expected to wake up to THIS
But boy am I pleasantly surprised
Man putting him in a collar sure does imply a lot of things for their interactions
I hope you don't mind I took the liberty of making one minor tweak here
>>3734007
Fine, I'll try shilling one of mine. It's been a while since I did this one. http://pastebin.com/5Wn0nrJY
>>3734044
>It ain't me starts playing
>>3731975
A+ game, Tristan
>>3733816
>>3733998
>mfw we learned in a previous thread that a "Fallout: Zootopia" exists
>>3733891
So should we tell nicolas that their villains are comically shite, or
>>3733912
I know, but calling it a knothouse sure paints a picture.
>>3734112
http://www.zootopianewsnetwork.com/2016/05/story-fallout-zootopia.html
>>3734011
NtK is so good...
>>3734137
To me, they are pretty cliche, but not as bad as the idea that Honey was the bad guy all along.
I wasn't a fan of ComicAnon's proposed ending, unfortunately. Sorry.
>>3734052
Despite her name, she's the alpha of the relationship. Just because she loves her yarnball to death and that she's been waiting for her own sheep for ages doesn't mean she'll suddenly get all submissive.
>>3734191
I know!
I mean, it's a little weird about the lack of safewords, but that's cultural variation for you.
>>3734160
>zootopianewsnetwork
>>3734256
Shaddup, they're the best way to get exposure for your fanfic. Getting listed by them is an achievement.
>>3733684
I never understood stuff like this
Like, I took a crack at it, and realized it wasn't worth it because it adds literally nothing to the thread
Shit content is still content if the person making it is looking to improve.
Post cute faggots.
zistopia updated :)
it's not dead!
>>3734137
How about we see where he takes it before we make him doubt himself. Good stories do'nt always need complex villains.
>>3734308
I bet its a lie
>>3734301
>>3734230
Yeah, it really is. Most of the arcs are very high tier, some are little weak, but I love them. Definitely recommended reading for fledgling BDSM enthusiasts.
>>3734308
>>3734319
No lie, but a combination of "too little, too late" and people liking that alternate ending that was posted a few weeks ago being disappointed with what it's actually doing has led to people being meh on it.
As I said, I'm not a fan on what it's actually doing, but at least it didn't make Honey into the final boss (yet, anyways).
>>3734320
Damnit I heart them so much.
>>3734112
It's not all that good though
I'd much rather have fucking mods for Fallout NV or Fallout 4
If NV can get mods that add the goddamn cast of MLP to it then by god I want CopBunny to follow me around as I play SmugFox
>>3732056
no idea anon, got it from previous thread
Judy deserves to be with another rabbit.
>>3733816
I miss Kkat's furry torture porn. He should go back to doing that.
>>3734285
I was just trying to get reaction images, seeing as quality of those hardly matter
>>3734450
Jack Savage deserves to get dicked by Bogo.
>>3734450
>biological clock ticking
>being with the fox won't do anything to continue the bloodline
>Judy asks Nick if she can seek out the best of the best bunny genetic spunk
>It's Jack Savage
>He's actually super fucking flamboyantly gay
>Nick's totally down
>>3734052
damn how could I forget
>>3734371
eh site analytics say otherwise, there are a lot of people re-reading the last few hundred panels.
the site borked earlier, that's what i get for not testing some of the new changes. Sorry about that, hopefully the next few pages should roll out smoother.
>>3734501
Only if Nick gets a vixen
Otherwise take your NTR shit to leddit
>>3734450
Blasphemous filth.
Judy deserves the best, and the best is called Wilde.
>>3734450
>>3733819
Go nuts, I like coloring my stuff but sometimes I just don't get around to it
>Tfw 'A soldiers calling' hasn't updated in a month.
>>3734501
>>Nick's totally down
On the rabbit?
>>3734521
Nick is literal gutter trash who lives in a box under a bridge.
>>3734519
I think the implication is they have a threesome and Nick dicks Jack at the same time.
>>3734517
Nicholas? Is that you?
>>3734552
Because the meek prey that inherited the Earth fear him
>>3734552
>Nick is literal gutter trash who was born as a fox
FTFY
>>3734519
Of course. In fact, Judy gives Nick free range over those three arctic fox babes that had been eyeing him since he went for a deep-tissue massage
>>3734535
>>3734552
Delet this
>>3729666
>>3729753
The writing has begun.
>>3734561
>turns into a 3some
>Nick and Savage end up fucking each other more than Judy gets either of them
>Judy accidentally cucks herself
>>3734551
>Nick has to fuck Jack in the bunny burrow just so Jack can maintain his boner in Judy's fox-used mound
>>3734604
Well what do you expect from a fox? Heterosexuality!?
>>3734598
>>3734604
She doesn't care as long as Savage cums in her before the end of it, and considering his refractory period is all of two seconds, she should be fine multiple times over.
She just desperately wants to be Nick's cute little brood bunny
> No fic yet of Judy's mom joining Nick and Judy's fuck session when she catches them.
>>3734598
Awesome!
>>3734604
>Nick quits the force and joins Jack's agency
>Goes around the world busting high-profile criminals
>all while fucking each other on the side in exotic places
>Judy gets postcards every month saying "It's called a hustle sweetheart"
>McHorn bursts in laughing and sprays her with repellent
>>3734604
>>3734552
He's got an address and made a lot of money. Dude probably owns his own place.
>>3734604
>Judy's face as the realization hits her
>>3734616
>Nick knots up inside Jack's ass
>Jack can't actually fuck Judy anymore
>Nick starts using Jack to fuck Judy in the most awkward sex the 3 of them have ever had
>>3734620
Yes, never seen Robin Hood? (The one that turned Byron into a furry)
>>3734644
It's on my to-do list.
>>3734572
no, I'm the guy that runs the website
>>3734672
You owe me new sides, motherfucker...
>>3734673
>implying Robin wasn't plundering Little John's bear cave in the woods every night
>>3734698
Here let me leave some scars
>>3734644
Grosse. Bonnie is a billion years old and that bunny cunny looks worse than Dresden after the bombings.
>>3734694
Tell nic I said hi
>>3734654
>mchorn
>>3734736
Lies and slander.
>>3734228
>Despite her name
I felt stupid the other day realizing that "Al" was a pun on "Alpha". Now I feel stupid all over again that "Betty" is a pun on "Beta". Fuck me, I'm slow.
>>3734766
She's had 275 kids, her vagina isn't going to be fuckable anymore, it's going to look like a whale fell through a trampoline
>>3734371
>that alternate ending that was posted a few weeks ago
Link?
>>3734736
This is just bait to get us to post bunmomma, isn't it
>>3734800
>mfw you just put that image in my head
>>3734736
Implying she doesn't have a pussy like the Garden of Eden
>>3734800
She's a bunny. They're made of elastic.
>>3734800
Its a wonder Stu could even get off inside her after the first 100
What's the best kind of vermin for molestation down a dark tunnel?
Moles? Rats? Shrews?
>>3734800
w-wet l-leather handb-bags??
>>3734847
Rats.
>>3734800
Why else do you think she'd be so hot for dox fick? Bunny cock just doesn't work anymore.
>>3734781
A lot of people forget that "Beta" is actually second on the ranking of wolf hierarchy. We need an Omega pun for the true lowest rank.
>>3734847
>Sharp nails
>>3734847
Skaven
>>3734831
What, gathering dust for six thousand years?
Sprouting vegetation?
Forbidden to everyone?
Full of snakes?
Guarded by a Cherub with a flaming sword?
>>3734883
If by cherub you mean Stu, and by flaming sword you mean a shotgun with anti-fox napalm rounds, then yes.
>>3734872
Omar?
>>3731189
:(
>>3734883
Hahaha, thats pretty good.
>>3734883
>describing a cunt
>Full of snakes?
DONT
>>3734911
>"I swear Nick, they're ONLY supposed to burn your fur off!"
>>3734914
And with that, Betty's brother who keeps finding committed women to hit on and be shot down by had a name.
>>3734644
Bonnie is a good wife and mother. She'd never betray Stu or Judy like that.
>>3734943
Check out Judy's foxy grandpa.
His getup actually looks familiar, is it a reference?
>>3734598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
>>3734943
Oh, no, Anon, she wouldn't jump in and get fucked by Nick, necessarily. But...helping them out real time with some advice and guidance, well, that's a different story.
>>3734450
100% agreed
>>3734943
I dunno, part of me likes the idea that they realise that they don't have to settle any more, and try a separation while fucking people they want to.
So when Bonny seduces Nick he's stammering about what Stu would do to him, and he just walks past and has a beer while advising Nick on how to give Bonny a good fucking.
>>3734971
I just noticed that too.
>>3734976
>tfw actually motivated to write, for once
>>3734937
>>3734911
>>3734976
Man I want Nick to put a bun in her oven right there.
>>3734971
Familiar how?
>loud as fuck thunder rolling into my hood
>bracing for maximum no-bun-snug regrets
>>3735005
Look at her cute little tail wiggle
>>3735005
Bunner I'm happy you feel the flow!
>>3735023
Pregnancy stuff is just 2 good
>>3735038
Time to mobilize the Thunder Bun Defense Force
>>3735012
What animal would Cosmolina be?
A mare?
>>3732172
>>3735061
I agree
>>3735064
That sounds adorable and comfy as fuck
>>3735061
preg would be a lot better if it could end in something other than childbirth or abortions
>>3734930
Well true, it's the Garden of Eden.
I should have been suggesting:
Visited by every animal in existence?
Rumoured to be the Persian Gulf?
Filled with the souls of dead people?
Nurtured by four streams?
>>3735093
Foxbortion
>>3735127
They got milk nipples, no breasts
Post what you're listening to and your favorite OC character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nl8VJbVMQU
Sexy Sloth Gal (does she have a name?)
>>3735093
tfw Nick isn't pregnant
Post sophisticated/smartly dressed Nicks
>>3735150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4NUZJMCJ20
Calvin.
Bonny and Stu give their children hands on lessons for sex-ed like all good bunny parents do.
>>3735125
I dont understand. What else do you want it to end in? Explosions?
>>3735162
>>3735150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrhQug_KKWY
And I can't make a choice, but I want to see more of the otters.
>>3735162
Best couple
>>3735185
Fireworks
>>3735038
oh hi afraid-of-thunder-anon
it's me, other afraid-of-thunder-anon.
>>3731622
wanted to give this a good/not so good ending
a) good
>Nick becomes a better and wholesome person thanks to Judy
>probably ending with some sappy words of love with this playing background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG0x79sboZM
b)not so good
>Nick becomes dependent of Judy
>So basically so long as she's around and relatively safe (danger comes with the badge) Nick will play nice
>If somehow Judy is hurt Nick will go First Blood mode and crank it up to eleven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
what do you think waste management guys?
>>3735177
Yknow, Stu's face there would make a great reaction image.
>>3735177
>hands on lessons for sex-ed like all good parents do.
This is a seriously reoccurring fantasy of mine. I worry it will compromise me when I become a parent.
>>3735126
You only make it worse
I try to push that shit far, far out of my mind but you just keep bring it back
>>3735244
too bad I'm not the one that can do art.
>>3735246
I have transcended this mere mortal plane of existence and have taken a vow to virginity for my life
>>3735185
childbirth is unsexy because it ultimately leads to lame changes to your lifestyle
abortion us unsexy because it's fucking abortion
there should be a better way
magical fairies whisk your fetus away to be raised by unicorns or something
>>3735246
>Nick and his mom
>He's the one persuading her to do it because foxes are literal motherfuckers
>It's nick's first time, he goes fast and comes really fast
>Ties up in her, they're locked
>Nick starts freaking the fuck out and crying over the fact that he can't get out
>She calms him down and comforts him while he fills her womb with his boicum
>>3735293
People with children will report higher happiness than those without. Sure it might be lame to you, but it will enrich your life.
>>3735293
Well there's always miscarriage, they seem fine with no baggage according to Judy.
>>3735301
>Implying it wasn't her idea to hustle some more welfare money
Those foxes, always trying to game the system
>>3732428
I'm going with a cyberpunk theme for my greentext. It'd make sense for there to be lots of neon and shit since the busiest part of the day would be at night.
>>3735273
A vow only matters if it'd be difficult to fulfil.
>>3735386
>All of Nick's brothers and sisters are his own kids
No wonder he lives by himself.
>>3735301
despairbutalsoanerection.midi
New thread time, peeps.
>>3732428
A dark night, in a district that knows how to keep its secrets. But one mammal is still trying to find the answers to life's persistent questions.
Guy Newallaby.
Private Eye.
i see this some threads ago, someone told me it was a thing here. is that true?
if it's true tell me /zoo/ what do you think of this couple?
>>3735340
only because of stupid biological mind-control
mind control should result in sexy, not financial burdens and emotional vulnerability
>>3735451
I think it's good, but annoying.
>>3735428
Well CNN and MSNBC have taught me all men are rapists, so it must be difficult
>>3735451
fuck image limit, i didn't see it sorry.
>>3731189
This just keeps getting sadder. Not only does only the memory of Judy keep him going, but the job is killing him and the city pred-prey relationship has gone straight to hell. Lack of sleep is going to kill him if nothing else, sleep deprivation and stress is no joke.
>>3735028
He looks like Carl Fredricksen