Welcome to the 152nd Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
The less gif the better
And good luck for all
Lumberjack
Cotton Hill
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3721492
Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
Cappy
>Female
Armored rider Gaim
>>3721492
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
The Player
THE UNBARRAGABLE FARAGE
Going to sleep as soon as I die Ocelot
>>3721492
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3721485 (Makoto)
>God can't save you now.
>What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
>>3721492
Natsuki Subaru
Eruna
Kuga the Sealed One
Nova
CZ2128 Delta
>>3721492
Stand User
Aesthetic
Kamen rider Accel
Haise Sasaki
Uni
Baki the sleeper.
Rick Grimes
a dindu
Yukine
Kamen ride Femme
Hairu Ihei
My life right now
>>3721492
Makoto Nanaya
>>3721482
Huh..
But.. What happened to your voice just then?
>>3721489
Aww..
>She turns her head towards you.
C'mon, have a little bit of fun, Aussa! Don't you like having snuggle fights?
>>3721492
Clementine
Genghis Khan
>>3721492
Soldier 76
Aizawa-Sensei
Satou the Absolute Madman
Eiji and Ankh
>>3721492
Emperor
>>3721527
>Do I want to ask?
Goodbye
Makina Irisu
tfw there is nothing
Uriko
Unimaginable Rage
A Five-seveN
Louis CK
Kamen rider Mahaaaaaa
me
Selvaria Bles
>>3721492
Aussa
>>3721569
...I never even heard'a them before, so...no?
>>3721543
Nope, just 'bout never, really.
Tortellini
>>3721592
Cuck
Nine Ball
>>3721584
>I don't know, and I don't care.
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go...
Dante
>>3721492
Maria and Harusame
>>3721569
You wouldn't want to know the process at all. If you think me eating people is bad.
Celes
Jin
>>3721485
Hell no! What happens if you miss, huh? I might end up missing one arm!
>>3721503
Doggy makes me sound cute. Do you think I'm cute, Ocelot?
>>3721507
I'm not a car.
>>3721515
My what? Uriko-tan, I don't know what you mean by right hand woman.
>>3721599
You've never had a slumber party cuddle war before?!
>>3721607
>God fucking damn it
>>3721613
A full session with foreplay and setup can take a long time
Babbuu Mother Fucking 3
>>3721515(Uri-chan)
Airi is Cutest
>>3721619
Welcome back boss!
>>3721626
>tfw you've been in 8 hour sessions before
Kill me
>>3721622
Dogs aren't cute
>>3721625
>Alfred walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt in his hand. Alfred yells to the bartender: "Two drinks, please! One for me, and one for the road!"
>>3721642
(I know that feel bro.)
>>3721492
Suicide Inducing Lateness
>Always too late
(Welp... I'm bored what's up?)
>>3721645
Except I am. I'm really cute!
if 666 get the poster below has to delete all their pictures and avafag Tom Green until HG ends or they retire. Or both
>>3721622
Vroom vroom.
>>3721663
Nothing much, dude! I'm just telling Makoto some puns!
>>3721622
As Mr. Shenlong would say -- "Bitch if you don't give me that, I'll tear your ass a new one."
>>3721634
......
>Raspberries
>>3721625
I don't even know what a slumber party is....
>>3721618
O-Oh, jeez..
Just don't even tell me..
>>3721622
I-I won't miss! I'll take out your whole body in one hit! I just don't want to look!
Don't make me watch, please..
>>3721649
>I legitimately laughed at this one, holy shit, I'm definitely using some of these.
>That said I hate you.
>>3721634
Don't call me that and I don't intend to spend more time around here, because as you can see I was late.
>>3721663
Nothing, go back where you came from and stay there
>>3721665
Yeeaaah, no.
>>3721668
>>3721672
Phew, we get to keep our cute orange lesbian
>>3721599
Awww.. I still want to know what my element is..
>>3721687
>The never changing smile on her face seems to twitch
Well there happens to be a leech...
>>3721672
Cute, but you're not funny.
>>3721683
I-I think you have the wrong idea here Uriko-tan, I'm not going to tear your ass a new one.
>he gives her the mint anyways
Just take it. I don't need anything in return.
>>3721687
Fine, fine. Get this over with so we can move on from here.
>>3721690
Oh, I'll give you my spot.
Shenlong
>>3721687
>I love you too, dude.
>A Nazi, the Pope and A Jew walk into a bar.
>The bartender says: "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
>>3721694
Oh yeah, I'm really, super cute!
>>3721683
Strange, my Geiger counter is physically screaming at me.
>>3721721
>Roundhouse kicks your head.
>>3721732
Holy hell, you're one of the uggliest thing I've ever seen in my life. I lost an eye just looking at your ugly face
>>3721683
A cute
>>3721690
Don't go!
>>3721721
Vroom vroom
>>3721650
>When you had 4 hour long sessions with the same person for a week and didn't even finish the scene
>>3721666
>>3721682
Let me hear one and I do hope it is good, afterall if you're going to waste your life on comedy then I would hope it's worth it.
>>3721694
You think I'm in this den of retards by choice?
>>3721728
I'll kill you for that one; Squirrel-chan won't have a body left to be angry at.
>missed it
betting on the riders
>>3721749
>>3721738
Sorry. If I'm that annoying, Mr. Anon.
>>3721754
Want my spot soldier?
>>3721749
Demon... mistress... would you like my spot in this?
>>3721721
There is no need for that. I'm sure I can find a better way to entertain myself...somewhere else.
>>3721747
Excuse me, but you are in no position to order me around like that.
>>3721743
>the kick sends him flying back
Wh-what the hell was that for!?
>>3721744
Jesus Ocelot, why don't you tell me how you really feel?
>>3721747
You can stop now...
>>3721684
H-Huh!?
No way!
Hmm.. It's..
It's when a bunch of girls sleep with each other!
>She doesn't realize the implications here.
>>3721714
No, seriously, don't! I don't want to know! Leeches are gross!
>>3721721
>Before you can finish your sentence, she closes her eyes and yelps, sending her fist boosting through your face, completely shattering your skull and sending pieces of brain matter in every direction.
>Every direction just so happened to include her own body.
>>3721728
>Stop these are getting so bad, I'm going to die of cancer
Are you guys ready?
>Sweating.
>>3721749
Yes, you wanted to be with your own kind.
>>3721770
I just told you
DAD?! HELP DAD I'M LOST. DADDY? HELP ME DADDY, WHERE ARE YOU? I AM AT GET 777 AND THE PERSON UNDER ME HAS TO AVA TOM GREEN FROM NOW ON
>>3721703
And I'd love 'ta get back in touch with them.... All that can really be done is wait, y'know.
I wish I had more (You)s...
>>3721775
For?
>>3721781
>>3721770
No cuss words.
>>3721492
Any swap before I begin?
>>3721781
Here's one on me, Anon.
>>3721781
>eats you
>>3721781
I'm a benevolent mistress, anon.
And don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.
>>3721780
If we do that i might outlast you, unless you took the thing you got.
>>3721778
>one off
>aussa was below
fuck
>>3721766
Nonsense. I need to go out and buy some food for myself. Maybe take a little jog while I'm at it. You have fun doing whatever it is you like doing in here.
>>3721774
>before you can open your eyes he has already respawned behind you
Wasn't so bad, now was it? It was completely painless on my end.
>>3721776
It was a joke, you idiot!
>>3721774
It lives in my throat and whenever I eat someone...
>>3721784
breakfast.....it's coming really soon.
>Sweating.
>>3721809
I appreciate it, but I have to refuse your offer.
>>3721798
>>3721619
>>3721528
swap me out for her!
>>3721809
You're bad at jokes too
I really need to go to sleep so give my spot to someone else Vader
>>3721798
>>3721534
>>3721663
Swap CZ2128 Delta out for Scanty please.
>>3721798
Give my spot to this soldier.
>>3721754
If he wants it.
>>3721766
Not an order, a request.
>>3721770
Vroom vroom
>>3721749
Alright! Here I go:
>I can never talk to my Dad at breakfast because he still reads newspapers. I guess you could say he's behind The Times.
>>3721751
Ah? Did I offend her? Tell her I'm sorry, dude.
>>3721774
One more.
>An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar.
>They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go.
>>3721781
Here! This one's 87 cents!
>>3721798
Looks good, dude!
>>3721813
No. I'm going to sleep soon. Very far away for me.
>>3721797
I only cussed because you kicked me for no reason!
>>3721819
Too late. Good luck in the arena!
>>3721820
Don't expect me to thank you for it. I won't be able to pay attention anyway.
>>3721825
(You really don't have to, but thank you <3 )
>>3721774
...Yes way, considerin' the circumstances of my raisin'...and you may wanna reword that.
>She rolls her eyes
Anyhow, I'll be headin' back 'ta my clearin' when I get beat or the game's done with, whichever comes first. I got a map'a the place if ya need it.
>>3721798
...Oh. Or I could be one off. Welp.
>>3721778
>I wouldn't have even if you had got it. Not only have I never heard of them, but frankly you could have gotten nothing but 7s and I wouldn't care, I'm not going to ava something unless I want to. Sorry.
>>3721807
Considerin' they're human, I don't exactly think it'd happen if it did come 'ta that long..
>>3721833
Puns are a cardinal sin, America.
One of the few acts unforgivable under the eyes of God.
>>3721845
You seriously haven't heard of Tom Green?
>>3721826
no really
they got this
>>3721835
Good night, real life person. Enjoy your 3D sleep.
>>3721840
I'm use to not getting thank yous, so I don't really care.
>>3721849
>pic
>>3721845
>not just playing along with it
I bet you're fun at parties.
>>3721835
I want to rub my dick into Wiggin's beard. I want our hairs, mine pubic his beardic, to combine together and entangle. When I feel enough pleasure and cum onto his beard, I wish to feel his crusty beard hairs soiled with my seed latch onto my erect dong.
>>3721845
>Not only have I never heard of them
Fucking indulge yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXgfzxXUVsc
>>3721860
If you say so soldier.
>>3721849
Vroom vroom
>>3721852
There's nothing wrong with puns!
>>3721842
//I haven't made a folder for Delta yet since I've been doing a lot of Zeta, so it's just a filler from me, and likely will stay that way.
>>3721809
>She falls to the ground and starts sobbing uncontrollably.
>>3721812
>She covers her ears and starts belting out "lalalalalalalala," like a child would.
Not listening!
>>3721833
>I'm tracing your IP as we speak, you're fucking dead, kiddo
>>3721845
Oh, yeah, please!
Well, actually I'll probably be going too, so I can just follow you back.
Thanks again, Aussa. Maybe I can do your hair or something once we're back there!
>>3721845
Why do you always come off as an obnoxious ass while OOC?
>>3721845
Ah well.. Sometimes I forget that with the crazy power you have...
>>3721882
Because he is one. He's one of the most (literally, not the meme buzzword) autistic people here.
>>3721820
>>3721825
Done
>>3721824
Aussa was the last one so i gave her your spot, and good night
>>3721798
And here we go
>>3721852
I have no regrets!
>>3721875
SEE? She gets it!
>>3721881
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
>>3721861
I will, Bread-chan.
>>3721867
Let's make it happen.
>>3721852
You know, I'm pretty well versed in this thing I'm yelling at right here, and I don't think it mentions puns. Stop trying to scare my hero!
>>3721881
Oh come on. You're not seriously crying about this, right? Look, the body's gone, and I'm right here.
>>3721881
>Pokes her face with her sleeve. Her mouth unmoving, her eyes unblinking
Would you like to see what's under the bug on my face?
>>3721908
Yes
>>3721895
>Wakes up.
>Falls asleep again.
>inb4 sperg out
>>3721875
Puns are a malignant tumor on the face of modern society.
Their only purpose is to ruin the lives of the Punner and those around him.
>>3721898
Of course you don't, being America and all.
>>3721899
To willfully and coldly inflict harm upon others isn't exactly love thy neighbor, huh?
>>3721908
>Let's see that bacterial contamination!
>>3721923
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>3721898
Anytime!
>>3721925
Wrong!
Puns are the purest for of comedy!
>>3721895
W-What are these!?
>>3721898
>TL;DR :^)
>>3721902
>She sniffs, trying to catch her breath.
I-I hate.. Doing anything bad to my friends.. That was so hard for me to do, but.. If it makes you trust me more, then..
>She sniffs again.
>>3721908
>She falls over backwards and onto her butt, nearly hyperventilating.
N-No! No thanks! I'm okay! I don't really like bugs or leeches or anything, so I'm okay!
>>3721925
No, but that has nothing to do with puns.
>>3721925
Hey, dude. That's a bit below the belt, isn't it? I mean, it's just a joke, dude. You're not gonna get a seizure from it.
>>3721942
>tl;dr eat poopy, buttface
>>3721895
Someone is going for the kills, careful of him
>>3721923
What?
>>3721916
>>3721930
>>3721942
>Lifting the mask off her face the entire thing squirming at her touch and running down into her dress as she peers out blinking multiple times at the brightness
Oh I'm none of those things. Like I said, it's a symbiotic relationship squirrel.
>>3721942
A-Alright, alright, I'll never do that again, okay?
I uh...I gotta go for a few minutes, but I'll be back! I promise I won't die, alright?
>>3721943
You have beautiful eyes. What color are you eyes?
>>3721951
Need to be more careful
I love you
>>3721960
Thank you! They are blue. Here's a better look.
>>3721761
>Scanty pushes the strange man out of her face.
Yes yes I can see your pretty eyelashes, is that all? As you can see I'm trying to relax
(Hey, how you enjoyin your new husbando america?)
>>3721764
Mistress? Finally someone around here who knows how to address their superiors ~
(btw which zelda?)
>>3721776
Who wouldn't want to be surrounded be elegant, graceful, and refined individuals? But instead I have to deal with humans like yourself. Surly even someone as old and as useless as you can see how horrible this place is.
>>3721833
(Okay that one make me chuckle.)
>>3721967
None of that panzy talk soldier. DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
>>3721967
Gay. But alright.
>>3721940
>>3721943
>>3721950
Truly the most disgusting breeds of subhumans in the species.
Puns are only made to ruin lives, and kill hopes and dreams. By propagating puns, you're destroying those around you.
>>3721881
Hey, I like my hair as it is! And if ya'd like I could just give you a map, it's no trouble.
>>3721895
Much obliged.
>>3721859
>Seriously.
>>3721864
>I am forever the straight man. And also never go to parties.
>>3721867
>The parents would be akin to my own (staged or not). I genuinely fail to find this entertaining.
>And honestly, there's no way I could ever hope to pull any sort of person like this at all.
>>3721882
>>3721894
>I can't deny I'm autistic, but I try not to mince words. I don't intent to offend but I won't blur details to soften the blow, and on the rare times I do it tends to end up worse. Sorry anons.
>>3721951
RIP Gaim, Baki, Goodbye, Celles, Emperor and Genghis Khan
>since now only fallen tributes will be from 7 and more
Somehow today is a good day for kills
>>3721985
>>3721867
>parent's reaction*
>I need sleep more than I thought.
>>3721972
.....
//What do you mean?
>>3721955
>Nice legs
Ah, good thing Rammy isn't here, she'd freak out...
https://youtu.be/zr3tyrMz3MY
>>3721992
>>3721970
>tfw my eyes are also blue
am i cute too? or am i ugly?
>>3721976
But that's wrong!
>>3721992
Stupid.
>>3721992
I was going to die at some point.
>>3721955
>She scurries away from you, backing up against a wall and heavily breathing.
S-So.. What a-are you, exactly..?
>>3721958
Alright..
>She sniffs again.
I might go to bed while you're gone, so goodnight just in case I do.
>>3721985
Hm, I'll take a map, but I'd rather just hold your hand and have you lead me there.
I'm too sleepy to read a map..
>>3722003
Another real life person, holy fuck. Wh-Who do you roleplay as?
>>3722004
Where is your evidence?
I can say truthfully that puns rip at my soul and make me long for death.
>>3721967
Love you too, Aussie.
>>3721976
You wanna fuckin go!?
>>3721972
>
(I'm so fucking patriotic)
>>3721992
Summer solstice just passed us by. I wonder what it's like up north.
>>3722003
Your eyes look fine, broheim.
>>3721992
>Only one death
I wanted more, but okay then...
>>3721999
>>3722015
>Placing her hands over her face the mask seemingly rushes back over her face her eyes spinning before setting back into place her tell tale smile spread wide.
So do you understand why I eat people, or believe things have feelings regardless of what they are. If Lord Ainz didn't order us to play nice I might have chosen to eat you to for being so rude.
>>3721972
>It's a hard life being a comedian.
>A Polish man calls the police and says, "Help! My wife is trying to kill me!"
>The operator asks, "How can you be sure?"
>The Pole says, "I was looking through her medicine cabinet, and I found Polish Remover!"
>>3721976
And?
>>3722015
You might not actually go to sleep, but Good Night in advance!
>>3722020
Because I can say truthfully that puns are great!
>>3721951
>Scanty lays behind a rose bush, the only thing red enough to even hope to hide her rather obvious presence
Why did I ever think this was a good idea?
>>3721992
>Scanty slides her panties down transforming them into her sister trademark weapons. When Uriko's guard is lowered she leaps from behind the bush.
>An epic fight ensues with scanty on top.
>>3722015
>She rolls her eyes
Want me 'ta carry you? Shouldn't be that difficult.
>>3722028
Yeah, I'm just not gonna bother.
>>3722034
>I'm glad people can at least entertain themselves by poking fun at me.
>>3722028
1st wave of deaths, pay them respects
>I guess RNGesus is fucking with me today about kills
>>3722056
We only make fun of you because we love you. If we didn't like you we would be spamming you with 'kys' and other stupid shit like we do Bolin.
>>3722022
I'm a fucking warship.
I might want to go, but I promise you, it'll be extremely unpleasant for you.
>>3722043
...and there's lacking understanding of the consequences of your actions.
It must be fun to be America, huh?
>>3722047
What do puns do for you, as opposed to what they do to me?
>>3722034
>Let me just say it in all caps
Quit sperging out, no one cares
>>3722033
Ah, but I don't think you'd get much out of eating me... Hahaha... Unless you were lacking iron.
>>3722067
Make me chuckle, obviously
>>3722043
>This one's a favorite of mine: "I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." -- Michael Moncur.
>>3722033
No.. No, there's no reason for you to eat people! And you're not just a bug. You're a person, like me, like I said.. That hasn't changed at all.
You could eat anything else that gives meat! Why're you so set on eating people? Revenge?
>>3722043
Thank you, pun country.
I'll be going soon.
>>3722056
>She rubs her eyes and raises her arms towards you, like a little child asking to be picked up.
Mhm.
>>3722072
Nevermind, we back to explosions and shit
>>3722067
A warship from Japan, right? You really want to go to war with the country that is your military, cause attacking an American citizen like that, not such a great idea.
>>3722094
>
>>3722094
>>3722065
>>3722083
>Well I do get that now and again, but I did mean what I said, I love you guys as a whole.
>>3722090
C'mon, now, you can at least last until we're both out'a the game.
>>3722090
It's the will of the supreme beings, and my master Genjiro himself. Though, as long as Lord Ainz wishes, I will have to supplement myself on my green biscuits.
>>3722108
>Pats your head.
>>3722097
>I want to have sex in an elevator.. but that's wrong on so many levels.
Heres some porn to keep you satisfied till then
http://www.pornjam.com/video/japanese-schoolgirl-caught-in-an-elevator/
http://www.pornjam.com/video/a-japanese-caught-in-an-elevator/
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=598587492
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=225470248
>>3722079
Is that worth the crippling depression it instills in your peers?
Truly, so selfish.
>>3722104
I'm sure America-kun here isn't fully equipped, or the arena would be leveled by nuclear fire by now.
Besides, you're mistaking me for a Kanmasu.
>>3722094
We still on it
>>3722132
I've never met anyone who dislikes a good pun.
>>3722132
Hey, this wouldn't be in the arena, or being a warship wouldn't matter.
>>3722129
Well fuck you very much, mi amigo.
>>3722128
>>3722094
Boom!
>>3722136
Evasion.. Greater Evasion..
>>3722136
>The Unbarragable Farage shoots an arrow at Clementine, but misses and kills A Dindu instead.
>misses
Good one
>>3722158
>>3722157
isn't that that one bitch that got hugged to death by some asshole?
>>3722136
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3722122
>She frowns and shakes her head.
I've already entered snuggle mode, Aussa.
I can't just leave snuggle mode 'till I fall asleep.
>>3722126
S-So, what are these green biscuit things? It sounds like you like those..
>>3722140
Well that's a lie.
You're looking at one.
>>3722146
Of course it wouldn't matter. That doesn't mean that I won't enjoy taking this to the games and bleeding you like a pig.
>>3722067
Wow, you're taking this really seriously, huh? I'd like to apologise for you having a hard life. It's not everyday that you see someone offended by puns.
>>3722097
Oh, you~
>>3722084
>Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario:
>Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium... until EU reaches the state of Germlonely.
>>3722090
You're welcome, Makoto!
>>3722116
>A demon, Nigel Farage and a Russian walk into a bar.
>The bartender says: "Is this some sort of joke?"
>>3722136
What's a vidya?
>>3722166
Listen, I'm not averse 'ta people touchin' me like some others, but this is just a bit much....
>>3722094
>Scanty's caught off guard as Aizawa leaps out from the same rose bush she did just moments prior.
>>3722164
Yes
>>3722165
It had to be reduced, but that doesn't mean it won't be good
Night guys
>>3722179
Kinky, I like it! You have a deal.
>>3722166
>There's a glimmer behind her dull eyes for a moment
You wouldn't want to know if the mention of leeches scared you.
>>3722180
>A muslim walks into Nightclub
>He shouts out "Free shots for everyone!"
>>3722179
That's a lie because you secretly love puns!
>>3722192
G'night, sweetie~
>>3722196
I want to know
>>3722182
Why?
>She nuzzles into your sweater.
Is my tail too warm?
>>3722196
>She's nearly in tears at this point.
Why does it keep getting worse and worse?!
>>3722192
Goodnight Mr. Bear, but you're going to stay up huh?
>>3722180
Interesting.
An apology, but quite possible intending to be patronizing.
>>3722192
That's my niche, 3D.
See you in the games.
>>3722192
Good night
>>3722188
And it increased, yet it reduced my chances to win again.
>>3722207
I'm just toying with you. Ainz-sama gives them to me when I'm good and he doesn't want me eating people. I'm sure I'll get lots of biscuits while we're here.
>>3722224
Is that Luxray porn?
Is that fucking Luxray porn?
Luxray is my fetish
>>3722192
Seeya 'round.
>>3722188
Sure, this is kinda comfy.
>>3722207
Well, I am wearing a jacket and a sleeveless turtleneck. And it's more the invasion of privacy....
>>3722225
...I think the genders were mislabeled there.
>>3722235
>I fucking saved the thumbnail
>>3722180
>I haven't slept for ten days.
>Because that would be too long.
>I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
>>3722200
...Ha.
>>3722209
Nope, it's completely serious. Honest!
>>3722225
Rooting for Rumia!
>>3722234
Enjoy anon~
>>3722225
3rd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3722236
Sorry for that
>>3722235
>hopefully this time my pc didn't fuck up the save.
>>3722246
>I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
>>3722201
Incorrect.
Puns are my antithesis, the counterpoint to my very existence.
>>3722247
Well then, that's certainly a surprise.
I didn't think you were capable of sincere apologies.
>>3722233
A-At least it's better than you eating people. I think.
>>3722236
Invasion of privacy?
But I haven't asked you anything private..
>>3722249
>Only one death again
This is not good
>>3722264
Y'know, personal space?
>>3722264
>>3722268
Hm....
>>3722246
>I love it!
>A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend.
>The friend listens, thinks for a moment and says, "That's odd. I sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian." So the two of them went to see the Rabbi.
>They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had returned as Christians. The Rabbi listened, thought for a minute and then said "That's odd. I also sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian."
>So the three of them decide to go to Israel to find out what's going on over there. The arrive and go straight to the Western Wall to pray. They explain to God all about how they sent their sons to Israel as Jews and how the all returned as Christians.
>There is a long silence, and then God begins to speak saying, "That's odd..."
>>3722260
It's not like it's something I can't do. I'm an American, not an AmeriCAN'T.
>>3722192
>Sleep Ap machine
Damn that sucks.
>Hugs
Good night friendo sweet dreams
>>3722180
>Crickets chirp
(I don't get it)
(I heard a joke about hell before though.
An engineer appears before the pearly gates, the angel there tell the man that he's going to hell. The engineer gets fed up with hot it is in hell. So he designs pools and various other things. God calls up satan asking him how hell is, to which the devil replies. "It's nice we got an engineer, there are pools and there is AC.". God demands the devil send the engineer up to heaven immediately. The devil simply says "no" God threatens to sue the devil, to which he replies "With what lawyers.")
>>3722268
You son of a gun, Rick..
I'll be going, thanks for hosting Vader.
>>3722268
Fuck this peace, as always
>>3722259
>>3722282
>I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
>>3722270
>She remains silent, just staring at you. After a while, she just tilts her head.
>>3722279
I-It is better than eating people, right?
>>3722143
(What game is she from?)
>>3722282
Jiiiii...
>>3722305
She's from a light novel called Overlord.
It was adapted into an anime and manga.
>>3722305
She's from the anime Overlord.
It's a generic "video game becomes reality" anime.
It's shit.
>>3722298
...You've never even heard the term, huh?
>>3722293
Good night
>>3722295
RIP Best Guy
No more peace, but seriously why that happened again...?
>>3722327
>She puffs her cheeks out.
O-Of course I have.
>>3722326
>tfw I found it pretty enjoyable for a light series. Sure beat Soa...But that's not much of a challenge
>>3722305
(I just realized that you meant a different avatar... I'm an idiot)
(That's the novel Ainz is from right?)
>>3722286
>So have I!
>An American, an Australian, and a New Zealander go to Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".
>The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more.
>Next goes the Australian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position and goes into deep hibernation. The Devil strikes once - nothing; twice - the Indian shivers a bit; thrice - the Indian grunts, but lives. The Devil is amazed and tells him he's free to go. The Australian asks "May I stay and watch? In all jokes the New Zealanders somehow come out on top. I want to see how he will do it this time". The Devil nods and turns to the New Zealander: "So, what will you use as a shield?"
>The New Zealander: "The Australian, of course".
>>3722310
...You okay, dude?
>>3722338
yes
>>3722336
Don't lie, now. Seriously, a lotta folks would find how touchy-feely and close you get unsettling.
>>3722337
Then you have shit taste, my friend. Post your ava so I can filter you.
Woah. Night time + Dead Hours = Chill Tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dipFMJckZOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SynzKC4fWp0
>>3722338
>>3722320
//Yeah.
>>3722298
I suppose. I just have to savor what I have left of the last woman.
>>3722328
I don't want to die today!
>>3722349
>ok
>>3722340
You forgot to change 'The Indian' to the Australian during the whipping. Nice copy and pasting though.
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