RWBYgt Trash General #92 Lightning Queen edition Previous t

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So how big would a dick even have to be for Mari to feel it?

>>3717969
About average if she and Laurel never do butt stuff.

>>3717969
>tfw thatch won't draw lewds
>instead we get dryden

>>3718014
>Implying Ty didn't stretch out their assholes with fisting and faunus-size strap-ons.

>>3718021
>The worse an artist is, the more they're willing to produce for free.

>>3717969
Shading when?

>>3718101
>The more someone's getting cucked, the more they're likely to shitpost about they're irrational hatred for someone who hasn't done anything wrong.

>>3718021
what's so bad about Dry?

Only wrong thing I see in that pic is the dick looking like it's coming out of his torso

>>3718234
>about they're irrational hatred
Aside from that, I meant that he's really not all that great. I mean he's not the absolute worst there is but still.

>>3718276
I wasn't saying he was the greatest

In other news: Hell frozen over.

>>3715207

"Hey, Brass." You wave from your seat. "Long time no see."

"It has been a week since we last spoke."

"...Really? It seriously feels like months."

Brass raises an eyebrow at you, then looks to Jill. "Pleasure to be working with you again, Boveen."

"Thank you." Jill nods, but doesn't return the sentiment.

Next to enter is Ciel. She looks a bit sweaty. "Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my paperwork."

[] "That's fine, Ciel, just let us know what's going o-HUUUUUWHAAAAAT?"
[] "I mean at least one person called this, right?"

>>3718377
[x] That's fine

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LAST TIME ON RWBYgt

>John Cena gets bodied by Marigold
>The queen of thighs rules all cocks
>Dry delivers anal
>Waiting for a shading
>Sleepy makes a lewd chapter
>Mauve takes all the packets
>4Q
>Sc/out/ joins White Fang
>Pyrrha's hands smells like copper
>Ren is Mercury
>Nora's Arc farming
>Pottery

>>3718377
That's fine.

>>3718377
Wait, when did Ciel leave?

"That's fine."

>>3718473
Tonight on RWBYgt

>WHO IS PI DISGUISED AS?
>Oh, it's Ciel
>WHY WAS SHE SO CONVINCING?
>Oh she interrogated Deery
>HOW DID SHE DO THAT
>Oh, Ciel asked her because violent tendencies

We continue with tonight's RWBYgt

>>3718377

"That's cool. Missing paperwork isn't really anything you can contr-wait what."

You look over your shoulder back at Ciel.

Then look back at Ciel.

Ciel is clearly venting a moment of muted frustration as she exhales loudly, her eyes shut.

Meanwhile, Ciel has a pretty jubilant smile on her face. "Pffft...."

On the other hand, Ciel just walks around towards Ciel to move Ciel out of the way. Ciel steps aside, trying her best to hide her shit-eating grin.

Ciel ignores Ciel as she looks over her stolen papers.

Ciel takes the empty seat beside Jill who seems to be following the same pattering of looking between Ciels as you are.

Brass remains standing.

The real Ciel must be...
[] The one in the chair
[] The one across the table
[] They're both the real Ciel. Cloning is real, there is no God.

fuck it I'm bored

You are John Cena, master of diguise and invicibility and you heard that a certain bitch called Jacolyn is out trying to usurp the title of witch bitch now that you outfucked Marigold

as champion of everything you cannot let this stand

>what do

>>3718642
[x] They're both the real Ciel. Cloning is real and we can make multiple Todds

>>3718642
Do this the Okuyasu way, punch both and see which one reverts back.

>>3718686
Does that work on every shapeshifter?

>>3718705
It does if you punch hard enough.

>>3718642
The one that entered last.
I'm not good with the "which cup has the ball under it" game.

>>3718723
We could just ask the Ciels something only the real one could know: How big is Todd's dick?

>>3718644
Prepare to lasso her
>>3718642
>>3718664
This

>>3718752
Uoooh.
That's right!
You're so smart, Anon!

>>3718642
Go with >>3718752 instead of >>3718686

>>3718642
>[] The one in the chair
Pretty sure at least

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>>3718642
I think it's the one who was here the whole time, but I'd rather go with >>3718752
>yfw when everyone in the room gives the right answer in unison

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http://imgur.com/a/C5K7u

where are you guys hiding the rest of the nikki lewds

>>3719079
>lewding 8 year olds
Kepplefags at it again.

>>3718976
>It was in Todd's file that everyone read

>What is Todd's penis size

http://www.strawpoll.me/10590120

http://www.strawpoll.me/10590133

Have fun you twisted fuckers.

>>3718777
oh hey guess what I'm not bored today huh?

Weird thing

>People voted for a 15" circumference

Literally how. People have put that in their mouth.

>>3719375
People are fucking stupid and will vote for anything.

See:
Donald J. Trump
Hillary R. Clinton
Brexit

>>3719375
Not gonna lie, I have trouble visualizing any of them outside of the leg one, I feel like diameter would've been a better gauge
>>3719402
Don't forget dickbutt

>>3719375
Hey, now. I voted for 14x14 because neither numbers are primes. hooray autism

>>3719402
>People are fucking stupid and will vote for anything.
You sound upset, anon.
Killary I can agree on, but leaving a dying trade block with unrestricted movement of "peaceful syrian refugees"? How is that bad?

>>3719446
>>3719402
Nope, don't you fucks dare

I don't want this thread to turn into /pol/ for 3 hours

>>3719375
Well, whatever anatomically horrifying dimensions we come up with here; let's just attribute the impossible feats of sex on the part of the girls who take it to "Aura" and just not think about it too hard

>>3719419
But anon... If you want the diameter... Just divide it... BY PI!

I can't fucking believe I got to do that. Fuck.

>>3719474
Alright, I'll let the lefty off the hook.

>>3719478

Don't forget semblance and Grimm physical things to control his dick size.

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>>3719489
Well, goof for you I guess. I walked straight into that one. My math teacher was right, I DID end up in a situation that would require those skills in my day-to-day life.

>>3718642

"I've got it, I know how to figure out who is who."

"What? Colorful, it's obviou-"

"Nonono, let him finish. I wanna know where this is going." Chair Ciel interrupts.

"Alright, Ciels. I've got a question ONLY THE REAL CIEL would know the answer to."

"Oooo!" Chair Ciel excitedly coos at the idea of a mystery.

"How big..."

"Oh no..." Ciel across the table puts her hand to her face.

"Is my wang?"

There is no immediate response. Every woman at the table turns to look at Ciel across the table.

"You DIDN'T!" Chair Ciel starts laughing.

"That's highly unprofessional." Brass chastises.

Jill slowly looks back at you.

[] Just nod at her
[] Play it off

>>3719546
[x] Give her a thumbs up

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>>3719375
I just chose the middle options. Big enough to live up to the legend, but not freakishly so. Or at least not as freakishly as it could've been

>>3719546
[] Just nod at her

>>3719546
>[] Play it off
We know you know, Jill, but the question wasn't for you.

>>3719546
>"Well... I'm waiting for my answer"
While staring directly at the real Ciel

>>3719574
Well, I mean it's canon now that it's 13"x12"

Or "Mama told me my uterus'd never work after I dated giga nigga"

>>3719546
>[] Play it off

Pull the "BOOM TRICK QUESTION" move.

>>3719546
[] Just nod at her
I guess Jill didn't know about the sleeping around thing. She's been talking to Chloe a lot, but not Mel at all.

>>3719546
>[x] Just nod at her
No giving hints Jill
>>3719658
Maybe she's just surprised at how many people seem to be able to take it

>>3718473
>>Waiting for a shading
Probably never.
Oh and sorry to that one guy whose request I won't complete.

>>3719546
Considering Todd has walked around the base with a full boner, in skintight clothes if I'm not mistaken. The real question is who DOESN'T know how big he is

>>3719739
Anyone without a ruler?

>>3719774
Does Ciel have a ruler in her vagina?
Seriously, does she? Semblances are weird

>>3719798
>Ciel blushes before lifting up her top slightly and points to a certain point in her torso
>"It felt... this big"
>It's just Piel making fun of RielCiel, who is too busy angrily glaring at Todd to give a proper answer

>>3719714
Aaand there he goes again.

>>3719798
The first thing she did with Todd's penis was measure it. With a measuring tape.

>>3719546

You just nod at Jill, who immediately looks away from you.

"S-s-so the mission. What did we get called in for?" Jill desperately tries to change the subject.

Nobody but you and Chair Ciel who actually looks a lot like that receptionist from the other day and oh, thaaaat's Pi. Either way, she seems disappointed at the lack of information. Her facial features change slightly every once in a while, never varying much, but it's noticeable since the changes don't seem to have any in-between.

Ciel clears her throat. "Ah, well... Ms. Pyrite excluded, I'm sure you're all curious about the situation."

"You're dick-bait, bro." Pi spoils Ciel's explanation.

[] Come again?
[] ...Can I refuse?

>>3720110
[x] Come again?

>>3720110
>[] Come again?

>>3720110
>[] ...Can I refuse?

>>3720110
>k

>>3720155
Well you're fun.

>>3720110
>"So this job IS wandering around the city and flirting with girls"

>>3720110
>[x] Come again?

>>3720194

Second

>>3720155
changing this
>>3720194
to this.

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>>3720110
ADVANCED ATLAS MILITARY TACTICS

Also, seconding >>3720194

>>3720411
I had to stop writing for this.

This is almost completely accurate.

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>>3720411

>>3720437

>This is almost completely accurate.

This sounds like a prime opportunity for Todd to have a moment of clarity and also be almost completely accurate.

>>3720411
I'd like to nominate this for the next OP image.

>>3720411
10000/10, better than anyone else's art in RWBYgt.

Sigh...
>>3720110
[2]

"So this job is just wandering around town and flirting with girls!"

Ciel clears her throat loudly enough to interrupt that train of thought.

"We're looking for a specific girl. Her... Infatuation with you makes you a key component to the success of her recapture."

"Yeah, plus we're probably not gonna be stayin in town."

"So... I'm gonna bend my dick into a hook to get Deery back in prison? How did she even get out?"

"...Well... We're not sure."

"Then what is the point of capturing her if we can't hold her securely?"

"...What?"

"What's the point?"

"Well because she escaped..."

"Yeah, and when she attacks me and we get her back in prison and she breaks out again and we have to do this over again, then the cycle repeats. I hated the Zadornoff missions."

"What?"

"Nothing, just... Shouldn't we figure out how we actually hold her before we go to capture her?"

"I'm sure the surveillance team is working on that right now."

"Okay, but what if they're not done before we get back?"

"...Colorful has a point..."

"I mean why don't we just kill her?" Jill idly suggests.

"She was at least somewhat cooperative before she escaped. We need to make sure she doesn't have any other information."

[] Continue questioning the logic here
[] Just go along with it

>>3720599
[x] Continue questioning the logic here

>>3720599
>[] Continue questioning the logic here
At the very least, we should get clearance to kill her if she endangers us, the team, or civilians. Can't let the crazies run free.

>>3720599
>[] Just go along with it
I'd rather not kill her really

>>3720599
Suggest removing her limbs.
Turn her into a fucknugget that will never get fugged.

>>3720599
[x] Just go along with it

>>3720599
>[] Just go along with it
Maybe we'll get a medal, or at least the dick will

>>3720653
Anon, that's what we call a war crime.
Just because we're fighting animals, doesn't mean we have to be savages

>>3720680
>Anon, that's what we call a war crime.
It's not a crime if no one else finds out. :^)

>>3720711
Jill, calm down.

>Get back an hour early because I woke up without an alarm
>Tired again less than two hours later.

I'm probably gonna get an assignment tomorrow, but I'll try to at least post the next part.

Also possibly a lewd scene.

In the meantime, have Starlord's Awesome Mix Vol 1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLKeZukedZo

>>3720761
Good night, CYOAnon.

anyone still here? im up for a late night GQ.

will need at least 3 to start. I'll come back in 30min.

>>3721063
>I'll try to at least post the next part
Maybe give him til the top of the hour to pronounce him dead.

>>3721063
I'm up

>>3721106
i know. just wanted to know if others were willing after Cyoanon was done.

>>3721063
Nah. Gotta sleep.

---


Btw whoever requested the drawing of two RASS characters, got anything in mind? Would you care if the request went unfinished?

>>3721195
Selena, and Alina shows who's got the bigger guns.

>>3721063
I'm good to go

>>3722276
>>3721063
eh. I will try again later on. Probably early afternoon.

>>3721063
Shoot

>>3720466
seconded

>>3720411
Also the "By Ciel" killed me

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>>3721391
Alina doesn't use guns, though.

I did think about giving her a sling, just because slings are awesome.

>>3724607
Well, what I meant were muscles.

>>3724794
Oh.

Ignore me then, I'm stupid.

>>3724794
Everyone knows you meant breasts but then realized who we're talking about

>>3724832
>Creamy DFC vs Chocolate fun-pillows
Who wins?

Grimm here. Again, anybody want GQ?

>>3725077
I'm good to go

>>3725077
Ye

>>3725077
Good to go.

>>3724931
Cowgirl DFC all the way

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>last time, you entered a spooky cave with ash waifu.


A choking blackness surrounds both of you. It’s so thick not even you can see far into the abyss.

Pyrrha pulls out a flashlight sending a beam of light down the tunnel. Even then it only penetrates a few feet in front of you.

Feet echo as you begin your journey down below.

As you step further and further into the winding tunnel. You notice something, the grey walls of the cave become more and more smooth, perhaps this was man made?


Water slowly drips from the ceiling slightly wetting your fur and pyrrhas clothes.

After a few more minutes of walking, you enter a circular room, filled with dust and cobwebs.

Looking briefly from your position you see a long passage ahead.

A smaller one to the west, and a large triangular like room on your right.

You can’t quite see the end, even with the flashlight.

What do?
>Head ahead
>left
>right.

>>3725159
Left, then right, then straight ahead.
Assuming nothing bad happens

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>>3724931
Why is that a question?

>>3725159
>right

>>3725175
Different strokes for different blokes

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“pyrrha, lets head right, it seems like a good course as any. Be prepared for anything.”

She nods and pulls out her weapons.

You slowly walk into the large opening, checking every dark spot for an enemy.

You find none so far.

The wall are different here. They are filled with thousands of small holes.

Up ahead you see a smaller room at the end. Something shines in your light.

Pyrrha sighs and puts her weapons away. “darling, theres nothing here so far, maybe we were just paranoid?”

You are silent for a moment, before speaking again.

“lets just continue exploring, this is fascinating.”

what do?
>Continue onwards
>inspect further
>write in

>>3725336
Inspect shiny

>>3725336
>inspect further
>prepare for stuff coming out of those holes

closing in 5

This is fishy, those walls there’s something here.

You look closely at the walls, the ceiling (try to anyways the light can’t reach it).

Then you look to the floor, a consistent grey color stretches across the en tire floo--.

One of the tiles is black.

Pyrrha, steps blindly forward trying to get a better look at the walls.

CLOSER TO THE BLACK TILE!

What do?
>TELL HER
>JUMP HER
>do nothing
>write in

>>3724931
Pull her back

>>3725552
Second

>>3725517

>>3725552
this
and tell her

>>3725552
>>3725517
Linked to the wrong post, mobile a shit.

Closing in 5

You run over to her as fast as you can, towards pyrrha. The room blurs and time seems to slow, her foot inches slowly towards the black spot.

A few inches away.


You grab hold of her and pull her back, just in the nick of time.

Unfortunately, the sudden speed and grab, puts you off balance.

Both of you start tumbling end to end, and hit the wall.

It makes a hollow ringing.

You end up on top of pyrrha. You shake your head to get rid of the dizziness, you look downwards at pyrrha. Her face is extremely red, her eyes wide and begins heavily breathing.

“d-dd-darling!” she stutters “if y-you wanted to take me a-aa-all you needed to do is ask!” she looks away as if expecting you to ravage her..

You stare blankly at her

“you almost stepped on a trap.” You say plainly.

Her face goes pale, then goes back red in embaressment.

“Oh, my apologies then, I should be careful next time”.

Both of you get up. Pyrrha looks away from you, “maybe we should continue?

“Well that was the ide-“

A rumble comes from above you two.

A figure falls onto the floor from the ceiling.

Before you can do anything Pyyrha reacts first.

She shines the light on it.

A horrible visage of bone and machine, is revealed in the light.

Bones long dead, seemed fused with all sorts of metal and deadly machine.

It’s single glowing red eye lock on both of you and screeches madly, and charges at you.

Encountered ??????

>Incoming stats next post

STATUS: Jefe
Aura:15
HP: 30
STR: 5
DEX: 1
DEF: 3
SPD: 3
AP: 20
Inventory: none
ABILITIES
Smell: see enemy stats (3AP)
Claw swipe basic attack deals 5DMG (no modifier)
Wolf howl: increases STR by 2 points to you and any allies (5AP)
Pounce: Jumps nearby enemies pinning them while you attack does 5DMG every turn (warning risky move, will be vulnerable for 2 turns) (STR added to damage) (7AP)
RIP AND TEAR: go into a berserk rage all attacks deal 2x DMG, but cannot run or evade enemy attacks. Lasts 2 turn (7AP)

Semblance: Schadenfreude: the more your opponent fears you (or any other negative emotion) the stronger you get. (this has 3 tiers, going from weak, strong and full panic) every level adds +1 to STR and SPD. (passive)

Comet punch: a strong punch filled with malice deals 5DMG (STR modifier)


Pyrrha (corrupted)
AURA: 10
HP:30
AP: 15
Weapons; milo (spear) Akouo (shield)
STR: 4
DEX: 4
DEF: 2
SPD: 2
Inventory: (2) lightning dust (deals penetrating DMG)
(2) Fire dust (deals continuous burning DMG for 3 turns)

Semblance: Magnetism, (passive) causes instant reactions when defending or attacking (reduces AP usage by 2 on all defensive and offensive attacks.) Can be used on an ally for a turn (if they have weapons) but uses 3AP.

Milo strike: basic attack 5DMG (SPD modifier is added if up close to an enemy)
Milo shot: Basic attack 2DMG (DEX modifier if used far away)
Magnetic toss: Throws shield stuns enemy for a turn shield returns next turn (4AP)
Magnificent meteor: Throws spear at astonishing speeds. (Returns after one turn) ALWAYS DEALS CRITICALS FROM BEHIND! 6DMG (STR modifier) (7AP)

What do?
>write in only

>>3726004
Try and get the mechon to trigger the trap.

>>3726004
>smell
>milo strike
Pyrrha a best against robotic enemies

taking short break.
(about 30 minutes)
be right back.

>>3720599
[1]

"That's another thing."

"What?"

"Wouldn't all the information she has be out dated by now? Surely it'd make just as much sense to try and capture anyone else, right?"

"Oh. Uh..."

"Huh... That wouldn't need a team setup like this either." Brass seems the most receptive to this line of questioning.

"I still think we could just go kill her." Jill... Is... Probably thinking of what she might have learned from escaping prison. Probably.

"Does that mean we're getting scrubbed on my first decently paying job? Pi has a look of despair on her face.

"No, Ms. Pyrite." Ciel responds. "It's some good points, but she's also a security risk to us. At the very least we need to neutralize her."

Well... Now it's a kill or capture mission.

[] "So do we know where she is?"
[] "What is the plan anyway?"
[] Freeform a better question if ya got one.

I mean we already KNOW the plan.

Glory hole in a trap door cage or something.

>Everyone has to stare at Todd's dick to know when to spring the trap.

>>3726308
>[] "So do we know where she is?"

Oh, also, as we know with my jorb, I may have to leave with minimal warning. So like... Y'know.

>>3726396
s'OK GrimmAnon was just taking a short break anyway.

>>3726308
>[] "So do we know where she is?"

So, when do we ask Pi for a Izzy-Pi-zzy threesome?

grimm here. uhhh
might be out longer than i thought.....

I will return later, and finish this part!
sorry about that guys.

>>3726004
I will leave this open until i get back.

>>3726308

"So do we know where she is?

"Obviously not." Jill ribs you. It stings.

"I meant a general area."

"Please don't hit your fellow operator, Ms. Boveen."

"Wha-But he was being stupid!"

"He's just asking questions." Brass comes to your defense as well.

"Nn..." Jill's eyes shoot away. "Sorry..."

"...Can I ask some questions?" Pi raises her hand. "It feels like we've all just been waiting for Todd to ask, but I don't know if he's gonna get to mine, so... How much is her bounty?"

"Ms. Pyrite, you're on this mission as a secondary combatant. You're being paid the same rate as any military personnel."

"Yeah, uh... That's not what I was told when I got brought in originally."

Ciel sighs, bringing up her scroll, reading through something. "I don't see anything on the contract other than that regarding pay."

"...You guys are cheapskates."

"If you'd like, you can submit a formal complaint. It'll get through in two to six weeks."

"No... It's fine.... It'll look good on my resume." Pi speaks through obvious frustration.

###
And I've got an assignment. That was timely.

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>>3724931
This took a lot longer than it should have.

My hand wouldn't stop going numb for some reason. is that bad?

>>3726544
looks marvellous

>My hand wouldn't stop going numb for some reason. is that bad?
because you were masturbating?
i know I would.
I know I will now.
[spoiler]Alina still better tho[/spoiler]

>>3726525
It sounds like that one girl is being bent over and taken for everything she has. I hope her luck turns around someday.

>>3726612
Such is mercenary route. Someone should tell her that she needs to swap routes.

So I don't know if anyone is running

is anyone running?

4Q? anyone wants me to run 4Q?

I mean, I won't run if somebody is already running but I got confused with GQ and TQ appearing at the same time

>>3726737
I'm game

>>3726737
Shoot

>>3726737
TQ just finished GQ just extended his break, go for it.

okay gonna start writing

>Last time
>Bottle episode where everything happened while we were stuck on a bed
>Sc/out/ is part of the white fang now
>Pyrrha is getting creepier

You get up from bed and smell the fresh air, you move around and shuffle a little bit stretching your limbs and walking around the room

You wonder about just what the hell happened yesterday, Not only that but you remember the actions that you took ever since the voices happened

okay so Nora ran away after we kissed her

Pyrrha is becoming more creepy by the second

Sc/out/ is in desperate needs of an adventure

you also suspect that Ren still thinks you're a goddamn pervert

And you've hardly encountered Ruby's team, is that good or bad?

also there's the case of carl...carden? Cardin? no that's another problem

Carmen! yeah, Carmen exists, which by all accounts shouldnt

Now Cardin.... What happened to Cardin anyways?

and this is what? Volume 1? you just completed Volume 1, that's what the girl said

We're in Volume 2 now? are we?

Your scroll rings inside your pocket, you take it out and it shows an unknown number on the screen


>Answer
>Don't answer

>>3727038
>answer

[Good morning, Jaune.]

>>3727038
>answer
[is it little cheetus?]

>>3727141
Man, digging deep into the dank quarries today aren't we?

>>3727141
>>3727158
what?

>>3727179
It's an 8-10 year old meme that I haven't thought about since I was 12

[Good morning, Jaune.]

Morning

you answer the scroll and put it on your ear

>{is this Jaune D'arc?}

Yeah you recognize that voice

"Yes it's me"

>{This is MiMi, your herald}

"I know"

>{Very well}

>{Jaune D'arc, for completion of Vol 1 you have been awarded non-canon days}

"Non-what now?"

>{You have been given 1 month of rest to do as you please, the storyline of volume 2 will not start until after this 1 month}

>"Okay there's a thing called being too generous"
>"Huh...Okay"
>"You know this smells fishy right?"
>Other

>>3727206
>"What's the catch?"

>>3727206
>>3727222
this

[Good morning MiMi.]

>>3727206
>>3727222
This.
[Morning, cutie. How's life been?]

>>3727222
Fourth
[Said hi to Henry yet?]

>>3727290
Who's Henry?

>>3727222
This
[hows best hereld doing?]

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>>3727303
Henry "Sir Henry Motherfucker" Cooldown.
The guy who kills Mimmy in No More Heroes 2

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>>3727206

[Good morning MiMi.]
[Morning, cutie. How's life been?]

You can hear some coughing from the other line

>{Morning to you to anons, Now as I was saying}

"What's the catch?"

>{None, we record you as we've been recording you before, the problem is your level of timeline destruction has been...severe, the higher ups needs to fix your mess one way or another, so we're giving you this time while we try to rebalance the status quo once again}

"Oh...sorry?"

>{Do not be, this was expected in the long run, the thing is we never expected a long run, we truly believed that you would have just given up, so see this as a compliment instead}

"Thanks?"

[Said hi to Henry yet?]

>{How do you know of him? hmmm truly you are smart...No, not yet, he will be my assignment once I'm finished with you}

"Who's Henry?"

>{no one important}

>{I will also update the pastebin with stats for your sake, so you can see your progress, expect them to appear after this session}

"What's a pastebin?"

>{It was not meant for you}

>{Now then. Any questions?}

>write in

>>3727445
[What are your plans for Friday night~?]

>>3727492
[You know, after the irish jedi kerbstomps you]

>>3727504
[Anon pls]

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>>3727445
>>3727492
>>3727504
[The amount of media I'd have to consume to keep up with all the memes in this thread is terrifying. I've still got two seasons of JoJo to watch!]

[But that brings me to a question, MiMi: Can we expand our grip on Jaune a bit further? Like, doing more than talking with him. Maybe showing him videos, music or pictures?
Like, can I show him this picture?]

>>3727445
[What are your plans for Friday night~?]
[You know, after the irish jedi kerbstomps you]
[Anon pls]

You can hear more coughing from her line

>{How can I date you if you don't even have a physical body? Geez, you guys really are a handful. I commend you Jaune on keeping yourself sane this long}

"You kinda get used to it after a while"

[But that brings me to a question, MiMi: Can we expand our grip on Jaune a bit further? Like, doing more than talking with him. Maybe showing him videos, music or pictures?
Like, can I show him this picture?]

YES YES YOU CAN, OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT

a stiffed laughter comes from the line

>{Well at the very least he's a looker}

"Please don't"

>{fufufufu, well I assume that's all? If so I will take my leave}

>"Yeah sure"
>"Actually" (Specify)

>>3727628
[Yeah sure. Wait, if you win can Jaune keep the Cross Saber?]

>>3727628
>How can I date you if you don't even have a physical body?
[It could be a mental relationship. Or we could borrow Jaune's~[/spoiler]

>>3727628
[MiMi, please. Love expands through the boundaries of space, time or corpuscularity <3]

[Also, can you explain what the appearance of other CYOA protagonist means? Was that your boss's doing?]

>>3727628
Yeah sure
[Mimi, do you know alternative realities like in the same setting but different scenarios?]

[Mimi, do you know alternative realities like in the same setting but different scenarios?]

>{Yes, but most of them are not worth our time, as they deal with different things that we honestly don't care}

[Yeah sure. Wait, if you win can Jaune keep the Cross Saber?]

>{...I think I might keep it to myself, it looks nice}

[It could be a mental relationship. Or we could borrow Jaune's~[/spoiler]
[MiMi, please. Love expands through the boundaries of space, time or corpuscularity <3]

>{fufufufu, no matter how smart you are you truly are helpless aren't you?}

[Also, can you explain what the appearance of other CYOA protagonist means? Was that your boss's doing?]

>{the fact I don't know what you mean, means that yes, my boss probably did that}

>{Very well I shall leave now, enjoy your break Jaune}

The line cuts and your left on your room wondering what to do with your day

>Spend some time with Nora
>You promised Sc/out/ an adventure at least give him that (Autonomy status for Sc/out/ 2 out of 5)
>Talk to someone (Specify)
>Train yourself (Point of reference: As strong as Ruby)
>Summon a board and spend time with them (Helps granting autonomy ranks)
>Other

>>3727797
Summon /asp/, Train with /asp/

Also brief explanation of autonomy points

>To up the autonomy rank of a board you can do it in two ways

>1. spend one entire session with them and ONLY them as your companion
>2. have something that's unique in RWBY interact internally with them (Someone getting stabbed by a weapon, someone eating dust, etc) this only works ONCE

>>3727797
What about J/aco/lyn shagging that student? Shouldn't that have counted then?

>>3727797
I'd say
>summon /sci/ and spend time with him, since I think he could be quite useful

but I'd also be okay with going on an adventure with Sc/out/

>>3727797
>fufufufu, no matter how smart you are you truly are helpless aren't you?
[Jesus, she's pushing my buttons on purpose, isn't she?]

>>3727854
If that were the case then /D/emonia would be able to drag herself into the world at will.

>>3727854
Well cum isnt that unique of a resource

Humans aren't either

If he was cumming dust or something like that it would be different

but nope it was a completely out of the ordinary rape, that happens bidaily on /aco/

okay time for a tiebreaker

http://www.strawpoll.me/10594460

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you decide to summon someone else from the boards

you search trough and find the one for Science and all that fancy stuff

maybe you decide to summon him just because and in front of you appears a man in a lab coat looking decisively snide towards you, almost like he already disliked you before you summon him

"What do you want?" The man in a lab coat says as he looks at you "I'm not doing your homework"

Actually...what do you want with him? this is your idea guys not mine

>Write in?

>>3728035
>give him a dust crystal and ask him what it is and how it works

>>3728044
This

>>3728035
Call him a "pop-sci faggot" and ask how crystals work.

you take out a dust crystal from Nora's night table (God knows why she has it in there) and you pass it on to him

He looks at it for a second and then sees you "What the fuck is this?"

"It's a dust crystal, could you please explain me what it is and how it works?"

He kinda just looks at you for a while

"Science and math, kid, science and math FROM EARTH kid, I don't know about fucking crystals from your stupid anime dimension, you low poly freak, I can see your edges from here"

What is he talking about?

"How about you ask someone from your anime dimension what to hell is this instead of me? they'll probably know more of this than me faggot"

>"It sounded kinda novel in my head"
>"Look we got off on the wrong foot, I'm Jaune"
>"Hey man screw you" (desummon him)
>Other

>>3728150
Call him a pop-sci faggot who can't into scientific discovery and beat him until he cooperates.

>>3728150
[x] Look, we got off on the wrong foot. I'm Jaune.

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Oh, /k/

>>3724794
So you want them flexing at each other? Got it.

>>3728150
Summon /co/ to sort it out?

>>3728182
>>3728197
>>3728241

tiebreaker

http://www.strawpoll.me/10594806

>>3728150
>"Look we got off on the wrong foot, I'm Jaune"
[/sci/, you're not interested in this? The ability to find out if maths truly is able to describe nature no matter where, to find out what things do work like in the earth-dimension and what don't?!
/sci/, this is an opportunity to prove or disprove thesis about parallel universes, to FUCKING QUANTIFY ANOTHER UNIVERSE FIRST HAND!
What if dust crystals work according to same laws of nature as on earth, but just with some knick to it that is artifially reproducable on earth, it just hasn't been done yet?
You could revolutionize the world like no one before.
Are you seriously going to pass that chance up like that?
The chance to find out everything about something completely different?
Don't you remember the curiosity? The lust for new discoveries? The things that created you in the first place? The unspeakable love for nature only a mathematician could ever perceive? The immense beauty in describing every bit of this oh so wonderful but oh so complex world with just a tiny little set of numbers and symbols?

Imagine how establishing a new set of laws of physics could help your own person? How it would revolutionize your way of thinking outside the box?
Well you ARE OUTSIDE OF THE BOX you call your universe.
So, /sci/, do what you do best:
THINK!]

>>3728150
"Look, I just figured as a scientist, that you'd be all over discoveries and figuring out how shit works. If you only want to be involved when earth science or math are involved, that's fine. We don't need to be enemies."

>>3728320
[Woah there Charles Dickens, we're dealing with /sci/ not /lit/]

>>3728363
[I'm the ghost of your mom's future.]

"Look we got off on the wrong foot, I'm Jaune" you say as you extend your hand

"Yes and I hope it stays that way" The scientist looks at you befo-

[/sci/, you're not interested in this? The ability to find out if maths truly is able to describe nature no matter where, to find out what things do work like in the earth-dimension and what don't?!
/sci/, this is an opportunity to prove or disprove thesis about parallel universes, to FUCKING QUANTIFY ANOTHER UNIVERSE FIRST HAND!
What if dust crystals work according to same laws of nature as on earth, but just with some knick to it that is artifially reproducable on earth, it just hasn't been done yet?
You could revolutionize the world like no one before.
Are you seriously going to pass that chance up like that?
The chance to find out everything about something completely different?
Don't you remember the curiosity? The lust for new discoveries? The things that created you in the first place? The unspeakable love for nature only a mathematician could ever perceive? The immense beauty in describing every bit of this oh so wonderful but oh so complex world with just a tiny little set of numbers and symbols?

Imagine how establishing a new set of laws of physics could help your own person? How it would revolutionize your way of thinking outside the box?
Well you ARE OUTSIDE OF THE BOX you call your universe.
So, /sci/, do what you do best:
THINK!]

Woah...that's some next level stuff, kudos

he just kinda stands there and puts his hands in his pockets, grumbling to himself and kicking the floor

"Just give me anything unique you have" he says while not looking at you, "anything you can think off"

>Give him the dust crystals you can find in the room
>...as well as your sword and shield
>....as well as your scroll
>....fuck it let him scrounge in the room and steal anything he finds interesting
>Other

>>3728488
>....fuck it let him scrounge in the room and steal anything he finds interesting
One week of non-canon, let's wrek this shit

but ask him not to irreversibly destroy anything we don't own.

>>3726544
9/10 Put the hat back on.

>>3728488
>>3728521
This.

>>3728488
>....fuck it let him scrounge in the room and steal anything he finds interesting

Hey grimm here. Do you mind if we do a double feature?

(it's ok if you don't want to)

"Umm...Go ahead, take anything you find interesting, just uh..don't destroy it" You ask the scientist

"Okay, I'll do some reverse engineering and talk to you later" he says as he starts scrounging trough everyone's room
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

After 2 or 3 hours of /sci/mon (His name apparently) scrounging trough your teammates stuff he gets in front of you with a pile of dust crystals, your sword and shield, Nora's hammer, what you assume is Pyrrha's panties and different assortments of gadgets and things like that

"This is enough for me, now desummon me for I have work to do" he says as he pops his head from the pile in his hands

You comply and he dissapears with all the stuff in hand

Now that that's over you wonder what else is there to do?

(I'll cut it short today since it seems there's not many people)
(I'll update the pastebin as well with stats that could be worth knowing)
(Also you want me to tell you the different ranks of autonomy or do you prefer the mystery?)

>>3728916
different ranks of autonomy plz.

>>3728916
Okay, guys, we need an explanation as to where Nora's hammer went.

Although I'm more concerned about what Pyrrha might do if she notices her panties gone after we were the only one in the room...

>tell the ranks

>>3728906
Well im back, anyone want me to resume GQ?

>>3728961
Maybe say that Jefe took it?

Sleepy here, might resume WQ soon on Ocho, how you anons doing? (No lewds today, BusAnon seen enough)

>>3728981
Sure

>>3728981
I'm up for it.

>>3728981
ye

>>3728994
BusAnon is at home for the whole day, so you might give me all da boners.
(Also nobody notived it yesterday, because I'm always having my patented Boner Hiding Messenger Bag™ with me.)

>>3726544
>Blake's less attractive cousin

>>3729097
>that can tickle your prostate from inside your anus

You sniff at the… thing, and immediately reel back.

It smells of decay, and rust.

???? Armor: 25
???? HP: 60
(eh. i wont take off AP for this one.)


You have an idea.

“pyyrha!”

Her attention turns to you, steely determination in her eyes.

“Stun him, and I will push him into the trap!”

She nods.

The thing slowly charges at you screeching the entire way.

Pyrrha’s shield is enveloped in her aura. She holds it back and throws it like a disc.

11AP remains.

Due to the abomination metallic nature, it lock in on him and directly hits his face!

(+1 effect due to super-effective attack!)

Abomination is stunned for 2 turns!

It blindly swings around, stumbling trying to find its target.

You run behind it, and wait for the right opportunity.

It attacks with all it’s might and swings to the left, and misses.

It is now unbalanced!

You charge, and push him over. Right over the black square.

A large click is heard, thousands of spikes come out of the wall, and the entrance closes in an instant.

The walls slowly start closing.

Only way out, is the room at the end!

(3 turns until the walls close!)

What do?
>Write in only!

>>3728943
>>3728961

>RANK 1:
Only you can summon or desummon him/her

>RANK 2:
Needs a confirmation from you to summon and desummon at will, can send messages

>RANK 3:
Can summon and Desummon at will, without need of your confirmation

>RANK 4
Gain a semblance, aura and a weapon, Board will gain the combat capabilities needed to use all of that if the board isn't particulary combat worthy

>RANK 5 (Or what I like to call the waifu option)
Timeline rewrites itself to make it seem like the board has always existed in Remnant and that it lived a full life like a normal person, in exchange the board is relieved of it's duties as a board-tan and loses it's inmortality and agelessness

>BONUS

>List of endings that can happen

>?????
Destroy the timeline so badly that the end result stops looking like anything RWBY related at all, fan-fic or otherwise

>?????
Destroy the timeline enough that the end result would never be released as an actual episode of RWBY

>?????
Destroy the timeline enough that the end result feels like something M&K wouldn't allow but that an intern managed to do 10 minutes before the episode airs

>?????
Manage to maintain the Timeline in relative balance, and keep the status quo

>?????
Manage to become as powerful as Ozpin

>?????
Upgrade your social level with someone to the point they're willing to spend their lifetime with you (Platonic or otherwise)

>?????
Manage to defeat your employers

>?????
Upgrade your social link with a board to the point they are willing to spend a lifetime with you (But have not yet reached RANK 5 of autonomy)

>?????
fuck up everything

>>3729119
Go toward the room at the end.

>>3729119
>Throw Pyrrha out of the room
>Distract the necron and jump out at the last second

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>>3721391
Started this rough 10 minutes ago.
Are these poses alright? Should they both be flexing their biceps?

closing in 5

>>3729134
dang, I don't know if ranking boards up further is a good idea...

>Destroy the timeline enough that the end result feels like something M&K wouldn't allow but that an intern managed to do 10 minutes before the episode airs
cinderrooftop.gif, anybody?

Also, where's the ending where MiMi is willing to spend a lifetime with us, the voters?

>>3729146
this

>>3729119
Try and keep it stunned.
The large size means the walls should start crushing it first right?

>>3729177
that's the secret ending

And if you manage to achieve it then fucking kudos to you on determination

>>3729160
kys

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Well I don't know who Kalama is... But on this road is a large lumber plant.

>>3729160
Looks good to me, but Selena's STR is the lowest of the party.

And most of it is in her core/legs.

>>3729281
Clean your windshield.

>>3729281
>Todd Rd
kek

Kalama is a City

>>3729281
>Todd's 1/2 mile dick savaging Kalama's port

>>3729281
Welcome to Washington homie

>>3729236
I will, just not now.

>>3729299
>Looks good to me
Why you always lyin'?

>>3729375
I like your art, senpai.

Both your drawing and your writing.

>>3729308
Yeah, let me just pull over to do that

The thing is fiercely struggling to get back up, but like a turtle it just can’t seem to.

(1 turn left until stun wears off)

You turn towards the end, and begin running to the end of the room.

“pyrrha! Lets go!”

She doesn’t respond and falls in step with you.

The walls come closer and closer.

The end is in sight. Only a little further!

Your eye’s spot something glinting left of you on the floor.

Do you go after it?

>yes (waste a turn)
>no (go ahead to the room.

(2 turns until walls close!)

>>3729398
>I like your art, senpai.
Oh no, you are not rusing me this time.

>>3729498
Grab it

>>3729498
Yes.
IF we don't have the time to get out, then use that Shadow ability we have to travel through the shadow caused by the absence of light in the microscopic crack between the two walls when it inevitably collapses.

We did vote for the shadow thing, right?

>>3729542
This.

>>3729542
??????
we dont have that. I was just showing off some abilities down the line. Since i was taking so long doing the next session, i gave a preview.

>>3729542
I thought that was Nero's semblance?
Nero isn't even born yet.

>>3729498
>yes

>>3729561
Nvm, changing this to Yes

>>3729579
Oh.
I haven't really been paying attention to not-Todd Quest lately, sorry.
Ignore me.

>>3729499
I like the way you use your colors, and your style is cartoony and fun to look at.

closing in 5

You tell pyrrha to go ahead of you.

Curiosity gets ahold of you, you go quickly to the shiny thing.

It’s a black orb. Inside you see swirling blackness, you can feel fear, hatred and envy come from it.

Your stomach growls, and you grab it without thinking.

You hear a click.

From the floor iron cuffs spring out from around the orb and grab your hands. You are pulled onto the ground.

Both arms are stuck.

From behind, you hear the monster get back up on its feet. It wails again, and you hear it coming for you.

(1 turn until walls close!)
(1 turn until the moster catches up with you!)

Well at least you are full now.

What do
>struggle (takes 1 turn)
>MAXIMUM STRENGTH! 4AP (instantly break.)
>write in

>>3729930
Maximum strength

>>3729930
>max strength

>>3729930
Maximum effort

>>3729930
Have Pyrrha break the chains and yank us out with her semblance.

closing in 5

You have no time for this, you channel all your strength. Your aura surrounds you, all your muscles flex, and the cuffs break, shattering into pieces.

(16AP remains)

The walls are almost upon you.

You sprint to the room, jumping in before the spikes were close enough to hamper you.

The beast is not so lucky, it is caught on the spikes.

It’s hands pierced, as it tries to hold off the walls.

The walls struggle a bit, but slowly it starts crushing the thing. Spikes piercing it’s body and legs.

It’s wails are pitiful now. It stares straight at you, before the walls completely crush it.

A loud sound of bone and metal grinding together, echos.

You feel two arms grab and hug you fiercely.

“NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!”

Oh shes mad.

Pyrrha turns you around and kisses you on the snout, eyes tearing up.

What do you say?
I will be careful next time (human)
Don’t patronize me sow (grimm)

What next?
>explore the room
> write in

>>3730221
[x] human response
[x] explore room

>>3730221
>>3730273
this

>>3730221
>I will be careful next time (human)
>Explore

closing in 5

>>3730273
Second

>>3730273
Third

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You turn away, you feel a blush grow on your face.

“I will be careful next time, sorry…… honey”

She squeals when you say that, and hugs you tighter. You gently pull her off.

“right now we need to get our bearings”.

She nods but still has a smile on her face.

You look at the room, it is sparsely decorated, but it has no dust or cobwebs in it at all.

Whats more the walls are stained red.

You notice three things as you look around

A giant lever (hard to miss).

The top half of a skeleton (it was near the door).

A treasure chest (in the middle of the room)

what do you go for first?
>lever
>skeleton
>chest

>>3730559
>Chest
Why did we dodge into the side room and not to safety?

>>3730559
Inspect skeleton, but keep your guard up. It could spook you.

>>3730582
that side was closed off when the trap was triggered.

>>3730559
>>3730583
this

we wanna know how the skeleton guy died so we don't repeat his mistakes

closing in 5

You approach the skeleton first, curious as to why hes the only body here.

Looking closely, you see that the body was bisected. Most likely from the trap, he made it in half way and crawled the rest.

So close.

In his hand you see a crumpled note.

You take it and begin to read from it.

Page 3
The page is sullied in red, but the ink remains. Barely legible.

The demons.. they feed on our emotion. It is no wonder they found us here.

They’ve broken through the front door. We are stuck here. I must run maybe act as bait to the trap.

If anyone finds this you need to deactivate the!----------

It ends there.


stopping here for today!
Thanks for playing!

>>3730914
Just when I thought I wasn't going to get spooped by the skellington, it happened anyways. Fuck.

A. Resume MQ
B. Start the request for Alina and Selena.
C. Excommunication.

>>3731063
A>B>C

>>3731063
A>B

>>3731063
A>B

Where was I?
Oh right, the shitty thing.

---

You reach your hand out to the red light, and its colour envelops your entire vision...

A. Just get the power from it.
B. Live through the memory, no matter how mundane it might be.

>>3731063
A>B

this >>3731217 is for MQ fyi

>>3731217
B>A

what item won the vote?

>>3731217
B>A

>>3731277
The sword, that both Ludwig and Leroy used.

Shit, missed my chance to run today again.
Ah well.

>>3731217

You are Ludwig Krieger, a Huntsman in training.
And it's now your turn to stand watch for any incoming Grimm while your team is set up here.
Not that you all couldn't handle fighting them at the camp, you'd just rather avoid collatreal damage.

So far it's been quite a bore. You were honsetly hoping therse things would put up a bit more resistance.
A boartabusk rolls towards you at full speed, but you side-step and hit it with a rising cut, using the momentum it aquiered to help pierce the shell.
Just as it's about to turn around to face you, you lunge into it, skewering it jaw straight through its skull.

At that moment, two more Grimm took the opportunity to try to hit you in the back.
Keeping your weight on one foot, you let the other slide over the ground to avoid getting hit, using a Krumphau to vivisect your attackers.

You look towards to bodies, now dissipating into smoke, that litter the ground. The last three you killed adding more to it.
If Ozias would stop producing that cacophony, you'd get a bit of peace.

A. Go back to the camp. Hopefully Perun's caught something.
B. Keep watch. They'll probably call you eventually. Maybe.
C. Go bully Ozias.
D. Go out deeper into the forest and find something a bit more entertaining.

>>3731547
B>A>D>C
Don't bully Ozias just because he's cooler than you

>rtx soon
>little sister is going to cosplay my favorite girl
>dying.png

>>3731547
B>A>D>C

>>3731637
How old is your sister, and who is she cosplaying?

>>3731547
B>C>A>D

>>3731547

You assure yourself that your teammates will surely not forget you.
You choose to instead practice your various sword strikes.

You place one foot back, point behind you, spine of the sword on your shoulder.

Taking a step forward as you twist your whole body to attack, you cut the nearest tree in half before stopping your blade in mid-swing, and cutting just one blade thickness above it.
And again.
And again.
Yeah. Take that, nature.
You repeat this process until the ground before you is littered with two centimeter-thick cuts of what was once a forty meter tall tree.
All in under... twelve seconds.
Averaging out...
No, you're getting slower. You've been resting for too long.

Veles : Hey, Perry's caught something.

A. You need more practice. This is unacceptable.
B. Go see what the big man's got.

>>3732071
B>A

>>3732071
B>A

>>3731659
16, and Pyrrha. I won't make the weekend.

>>3732071
B>A

>>3732110
Have her take a picture in front of a Crematorium.

>>3732110
She's your sister, just ask her if she could show you the cosplay?

oh wait, that's wasn't /trash/ enough, was it?

She's your sister, just ask her if she could let you fuck her in the cosplay?

>>3732071
2 cm = 0.02 meters.
40m / 0.02 m = 2000 slices (give or take one)
2000/12s = 167 slices a second, or 166 strikes a second.
That means he can swing the sword that accurately at about a rate of a swing per 6 milliseconds.

>>3732129
I've got no idea if there's any crematoriums in Austin, but that actually would make a cute photo.

>>3732141
I've seen her in it a couple times, I helped her make part of it. But seeing her wear it all weekend is gonna be hard.

>ywn fuck your qt cosplayer sister
Why live.

>>3732071

Ludwig : Lead the way.

You make your way past the folliage, taking care as you step around the bodies.

And you smell...
Smoked fish?
No, burnt fish sounds more accurate.

You see Perry in his tacky blue tracksuit, his left arm sumerged entirely in the lake.

Perry : Heeeeere fishy fishy fishy fishy.

Just as he says that, a bright blue light comes to life and dims itself from where his hand was, and air bubbles rise to the surface as he pulls out his arm, carrying a large fish.
He tosses it into the pile over to his side, forming a mound about as big as he is when crouched like that.

Ludwig : There's no way we're going to be able to eat all that...

Ozias takes his lips off of his kazoo to answer you.

Ozias : Yeah, but you've gotta admit this is fun. Besides, haven't you heard of natural selection?

A. Tell him he might want to leave some fish for the local wlidlife.
B. Dig in, it's not like having more of this stuff could be bad for you.

>>3732490
A>B

>>3732490
A>B

>>3732490
A>B

>>3726525
So I think Todd's gotta ask who came up with this plan. Since his role is so far only described as "Dick-bait" and the plan apparently resembles >>3720411 I can't help but wonder who was behind this. Surely it's not part of the conventional Atlesian playbook, so someone, almost certainly Ciel, sat down and thought "How shall we catch this escaped White Fang assassin... Ah yes, we'll catch her with Todd's dick. The only flaw in this plan is that it's TOO perfect"

Like, I'm not against the plan; it's not like Todd hasn't done much dumber things of his own free will. But I feel like anyone who would come up with such a plan is deserving of some friendly snark and mockery

>>3732490

Lugwig : Might wanna leave some for the rest of the predators out there.

You say that as you plop down next to the mound of fish and grab one, scaling it with your sword.
And as you do that, Ozias sprawls out in front of you in a "draw me like on of your mistralian girls" pose.

Ozias : Oh, you certainly would know about predators, wouldn't you, LEWD-WIG?
Ludwig : And what's that supposed to mean?
Ozias : Awww, you know full well what I mean.
Ludwig : No, I don't. Why would I be asking you otherwise?
Ozias : I- ah you know what, forget it.

You always did wonder why he seems to mispronounce your name like that.
What could he possibly mean?

LOO- dwig?
Is he implying that you take too long in the restroom?
You feel like this is all a joke everyone else is in on, except for you.

A. Insist that Ozias explain what he means.
B. Ask Veles to explain.
C. Ask Perun to explain.
D. Just finsh your job.

>>3732765
D>A>B>C

Now we know where Tyria's lewdness comes from.

>>3732765
D>A>B>C

>>3732765
B>C>A>D

>>3732765
Ludwig is too innocent, too pure

>>3732765

You decide to remain ignorant.

You keep peeling the scales off of the fish, putting them into yet another pile, before Veles checks those for any signs of parasites or sickness, and then Veles passes those fish over to Ozias, who actually cooks them somewhat competently.

This assembly line method produces more than enough food for all of you, and you all sit around the fire.

Perun : Пpиятнoгo aппeтитa!
Ozias : What?
Perun : N-nothing.
Ozias : I'm sure that wasn't nothing.
Perun : Yes it was.
Ozias : No it wasn't.
Perun : Yes it was.
Ozias : Was not.
Perun : Was too.
Ozias : Was not.
Perun : Was not.
Ozias : Was too.
Perun : Alright, alright! I give, that was in fact nothing.

Ozias smiles smuggly to himself, not realizing he'd effectively been tricked by a playground game.

Perun always seems to blurt out these lines in some fake language every now and then.
Though it seems Veles gets what he says most of the time, so it might just be a regional thing.
It's starting to get dark out, the sun is setting, and you can now start to see stars above you.

A. "So what's this "LOO-dwig" thing about?"
B. "What language was that?"
C. Talk to them about the Atlesian government's never ending expansion and encroachement upon the rights of the individual.
D. See if Ozias can maybe play something other than his kazoo.
E. Go for a swim. Perry's killed off anything of danger in the lake anyway.
F. Tell spooky stories to each other.
G. []Write in.

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>Mistyped captcha
>After it confimed it to be okay.
GG 4chan.

>>3733248
C>F>D>A>B>E

>>3733248
B>D>F>E>A>C

Is Perry from earth? Is Veles also from earth?

>>3733248
B>C>D>A>E>F

[spoiler]Is it bad that I want to make a B-team for RASS even though I haven't really done anything with them yet?[/spoiler]

>>3733509
do it

>>3733509
Take solace that RASS has more story than PRSM.

>>3733248

Ludwig : So what language was that?
Perun : Hey, ya just heard what I said. It's nothing. It's just some small regional language in Atlas. At least that's what my dad called said.
Ludwig : So you don't know what it's called. You never once bothered to ask?
Perun : See, this is exactly why I didn't want to bring it up. It's embarassing to think I never asked a question like that.

That doesn't explain why Veles seems to know it...
Oh well, now's the perfect opportunity to change subjects.
Normally no one would agree to talk politics with you.

Ludwig : So, three of us here are Atlesians. Any of you got concerns with the expansion of the governement?
Veles : You mean the "encouragement" we get to join the military.
Ludwig : What? No. Defense against internal and external threats is a legitimate role of government. I'm talking about how general education, health, transportation, science, everything else that should be done on a local or idividual level.
Perun : What're you arguing for here?

You explain to him that allowing people who essentially can't be held accountable because of their position to have more power would only draw more corrupt people into those positions of power.
Eventually the conversation strays to how some parties keep bringing in outsiders with interests that don't align with those of Atlesians at all in order to gain a larger voter base.
Which then changes into a conversation about how politically apathetic those groups are, with most of them being Faunus, so they have to keep bringing them in through underhanded means to have any effect on the votes.
Although the conversation then devolves slowly into all four of you, including the Vacuonian, to advocate for a race war.

"Gas the Faunus, race war now!" you chanted as you ate the last... whatever fish that was.


Only the moon hanging over you, with what seems to be a myriad stars, light up the night.
Ah,light pollution. One of the few things you don't miss about home.

[]What do now?

>>3733827
[x] Go into the nearest shrubbery to masturbate

>>3733827
>go train a bit

>>3733827
[] Sleep

>>3733580
>>3733603
I'm gonna go grab some stuff for dinner and start rolling then. Probably won't finish tonight, but this will be fun.

Perun is racist?

>>3733827

You decide to go to sleep, and dream of a world without Faunus and merchants.

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The memory fades away as you gain some new powers with "Der Aufschlitzer."

Stances :

Ochs
Pflug
Vom Dach
Nebenhut

Strikes :

Zornhau
Krumphau
Zwerchhau
Schielhau
Scheitelhau

Man, those all sound really impressive.
You just wish you knew what any of that meant.

You're now back in the Thread&Needle, still patting some guy's head while he stares at your breasts so that Laurel can go find Lena.

Laurel : Hey, Mari! I found her. She says we can come talk to her.
Marigold : Sure thing. Just a moment.

You lean down, zipping up your jacket and whispering something in his ear.

Marigold : Might wanna put away that tent you've pitched.

You wink as you walk away from him, still looking as empty-headed as he was a minute ago.

You make your way past a tumultuous crowd, including some bratty girl wearing a beret.
And sunglasses. Indoors.

Now past the horde of people, you find yourself in Lena's office.

She stands there, blank look on her face.
Is she mad at you?
She must remember you, if she let you in.

[]Well, how do you reintroduce yourself?

>>3734277
Everyone was for a moment.
But as it stands now, he's not.

>>3734287
>those stances
>Man, those all sound really impressive.
apex fucking kek

"Hey Lena, remember me?"

>>3734287
[x] boop

>>3734287
>[] "Hey, Lena. Your guard is easily seduced."

>>3734287
Give her a biggrill bear hug!