do you like horses, anon? not those little ponies for little

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>>3708862
I love horses, but I think JS works better as a milf mare

>>3708915
she is slutty, but also elegant, she is like a rich bitch that loves to fuck filthy degenerate low class boys, she could be a milf or cougar or whatever, sexy as fuck either way.

>>3708985
You're walking around in circles at the park when her fat horse limo pulls up the street and she leans out the window to whistle you over to her

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>>3708862
Yes, and unlike some OPs, I actually have taste.

>>3709426
>ponies
>taste
Pick one.

>>3710434
I don't think anyone on /trash/ has taste.

>>3710500
speak for yourself pls

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>>3710587
but then again, what is good taste, but something I subjectively like.

>>3710434
>Whore will fuck anyone
>Versus a literal goddess, co-ruler of a nation.
Like I said, I actually have good taste.

>>3710980
>horses
>versus rainbow marshmallow blobs
The choice is clear.

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Why is there so little smut of her?

>>3709426
>>3710434
>no porn of Celestia lezzing out with the Last Unicorn
This needs fixing.

And we need the sexiest pics of both that we can find, pornographic, or just suggestive but sexy, etc.

>>3711094
this is in fact the first I'm seeing it

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>>3711146
I've only seem two pics of that nature and only one was done by the original artist.

Someone should get on to adding more

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>>3710980
Glad we agree; have another complimentary best Princess.

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>>3713296
Sun praising thread?

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>>3713447

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>>3713447
>>3713296
god damn yes please
i love her for being a milf, being the biggest horse, being strong and powerful, and being the biggest butt.
I like her for many reasons and more.

She can be such a sweetie, yet then dominate my face with a massive warm ass.


tfw no woman is like her

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>>3713511
>still hooves

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>>3713553
>tfw all I want is a woman like sunny butt, dominating, yet motherly.

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>>3713556
Have some of both!

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>>3713985

>>3713553

She's a MILF? Who's her kid?

>>3714943
She doesn't have a kid that's cannon

>>3713511
I loved that this was a real toy. They had a real Celestia toy of her in sexy lingerie.

More lesbian actual horses. Some Celestia is ok too.

>>3715095
Then she's not a MILF.

>>3715357
>No?! Really!? I never would've guessed
I don't know what >>3713553 was going on about, but she isn't a Milf.

>>3715481

I'm just confused at the MILF label when the M is missing

>>3715481
>>3715832
>>3715095
>>3714943
The word you're looking for is cougar.

I need more big mare butt.

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Realistic Cele is nice

Holy shit, more please. Why do I like this but not real horses? Maybe it's the more emotive human-like expressions.

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>>3718202

>>3718677
This is way fucking hotter than it should be, damn.

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>>3708862
>not those little ponies for little kids, but horses, for adults?
both are for adults
and yes, I have done horses

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>>3719768
MLP pone design is inferior to horse bod

>>3714943
She has a nephew and is over 1000 years old. If she's not determined to stay a virgin forever, she's probably fucked the planet.

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>>3719768
>MLP
>for adults

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Little ponies a shit, real mares 2016

it's amusing that drawings of bestiality is fine, but ACTUAL pics are "forbidden"

>>3721458
Actual bestiality is illegal in most states, so mods don't want anything to do with that stuff.

>>3719373
+1 points for anal
-1 points for condom

>>3721490
the porn is legal in all states though.

>>3719768
>done horses
Story time, jerk.

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>>3713553

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>>3713553
I love her so much

>>3713553
I couldn't tell you how many times I've jacked off / clopped to her.

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>>3713553

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>>3723791
>>3723801
>>3723830
stop killing this thread with your shit rainbow horse, go to one of the other fuckton of mlp threads

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>>3728636

>>3728573
Please and thank you.

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>>3728697

>>3728697
>>3728708
>>3728730
Shota x Mare is a critically underutilized pairing.

Nezumi has some good examples.

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https://e621.net/pool/show/6477

heres the rest of that

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thats a whole lotta mare pussy

and also where ill stop for now

>>3728851
Thanks for the dump.

>>3728305
Pony porn is a bannable offense in /mlp/

>>3729248
>I'm just pretending to be retarded!

>>3728844
Are there any colored versions of this?

>>3718677
I wonder what milk from her tits would taste like?

>>3729248
The pone thread on /trash/, genius.

>>3729434
Watch him say there aren't any.

I want to cum inside a mare consensually.

Why hate on the mlp ponies if they're drawn like actual horses. Mares are uncommon

>>3728844
>That face.
Oh yes.

>>3730719
>Why hate on the mlp ponies if they're drawn like actual horses
Because they aren't.

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>>3730719
>actual horse

HAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAAhahahahaahha

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yeah i do

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>>3728305
i know bronies are like the totem of degenerate nerd projection but come on now. sunbutt is definitely relevant if we're talking about thick mares

>>3733011
just make that image with an anon instead and its fine

>>3733011
what would sex with Celestia be like?
Would she be a dom making you call her Princess, or would she be gentle and sweet?

>>3733280
definitely the former

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>>3733011
Ive only seen a handful of pony pics that actually look acceptable. most if not all is shit tier when it comes to horse proportions. including that one

>pic related

>>3728305
>berates the pone but posts the poke

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>>3735080
thats a kirin from monster hunter you fuck

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>>3735561
>>3735080
>>3734823

Cool it! This is a nice place for mare and stallion butts. Don't ruin it.

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>>3735840
>posts anthro
>butt isnt even visible

your not helping anon!

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>>3708862

>>3708862
>you will never lie down next to here
>she will never slowly lean into you and give you a slow, dry, teasing buttjob until she's satisfied

>>3728582
I'd do all three

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>>3728787

>>3739038
>this makes my dick hardest

>>3739145
Are there any translations of positive, good relationships between men and mares in dojuns? Thus far all I see are varying levels of scat/anthro/rape when I try to looks for man x mare stuff from Japan. You'd think they'd have a bit of vanilla man x mare, if for nothing more than the hell of it, instead of throwing every fetish including the kitchen sink into each chapter. The recent editions of Mare - Holic all read that way, too. Can't quite translate moon speak myself, unfortunately. Apparently, if you're into mares, then you must be into everything else too.

>>3719373
This really shouldn't have given me boner :|

>>3718677
going to save this one to paint the ceiling to later.

I want to try horse
But I don't own horse
And I don't want to trespass to take horse
I live in an area that's not too far from a lot of horse
But I very much doubt there are any owners that would give their blessing to some random guy that wants to try horse

>>3718202
I agree, and I offer this possible partial answer:

Perhaps you like the characters, and have in your mind an attraction to a woman--intelligent, graceful, yet earthy, and strong--who just happens to have hooves.

I don't recognize these other characters, and I don't normally sexualize animated characters, but oh, goddamn, does Princess Celestia give me a boner. I want to fuck her silly--horse form, human form, anthro, anything in between. I think it may be in part a reaction to the voice actress's work.

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>>3719977
In most instances it is, but I will make an exception for Best Pony and her sister.

I love seeing these horses wearing stockings and panties, but I was wondering. Are there any photos of real horses wearing them?

I really want to see that, someone must have dressed their horses up at some point

>>3708862
just noticed her tail's off there

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Anthro mares okay?

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>>3747042
DONT go trying to fuck a random mare anon, she WILL kick your sorry ass. To her your some spooky fukin stranger thats tryin to get up in her business, and she wont have any of that shit.

No seriously, dont do it anon. The only time a mare gets frisky with a human is when its with someone she trusts. I cant begin to describe to you how many idiots have been killed because they tryed to dick a mare without actually bonding with her

>>3750855
>To her your some spooky fukin stranger thats tryin to get up in her business
well that is what he's doing

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>>3750878
STRANGER being the key word

mares can be all about their owners, especially in heat. But if some random fuckwat walks up behind them hopin to get horsepussy, his heads getting dented in by two tons of herd beast real quick

>>3750927
you'd think he'd know that

>>3736147
There just isn't enough Tentacle-on-horse action out there

>>3750855
that is something important about horses
ponies too, really
they're domesticated animals
that doesn't mean they can't be skittish and nervous
in fact as prey creatures that's their natural disposition
they're only about as bright as a dog, if that, on average
they can be unpredictable, and occasionally stomp their owners to death when they get startled
the fantasy? a horse that can talk (preferably in a feminine voice), is my intellectual equal, that has something other than "dumb animal" looking back when I look her in the eye? oh yes, please
not sure how I'd go about pleasing a two ton draft mare but I'd try, and I am up for the challenge--if she can talk, if it's between equals
a non-sentient animal that is as like as not to do a little dance on my face for making sudden moves near her? no thanks.

no moer big secksy hoers, then?

>>3750855
I'm not going to?
I said I want to try BUT (and that means I won't) I don't know any horses. Or anyone with horses that would let me get to know their horses. And I don't really have a way of meeting people with horses that would let me get to know their horses to let me fuck them.

But thanks for the totes mcgotes unnecessary advice.
I've read up a lot on horses. Trust me. When you want to make love to one as bad as I do, you do a lot of reading up on the subject.

>>3756666
your satanic quads compel me to ask.

what's the attraction? seriously. I want to understand.

you don't seem to be talking about a cartoon horse with a voice actress whose voice gives you a boner, or even a cartoon character who seems like a nice girl, except just with hooves. you seem to want to stick your dick in a dumb animal. leaving aside the fact that the dumb animal in question is as likely as not to stomp you to death for trying... why? is it the whinnies, or is it the shape of that big horsey ass, or do you like that she can stick her clit out at you, or what? make me understand.

>>3757526
horses are sexy
you should fuck a horse

>>3757583
if they could talk I would be able to feel attraction for them, but they're animals

I don't want to fuck dogs or cats or chickens either

>>3757619
dogs or cats or chickens aren't horses, Harkness

>>3757619
I know what you mean. If horses were sapient, I'd be all over that shit. I don't want to fuck animals, that's kinda gross.

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>>3758000
o lawd, check dem trips

yeah. if a mare could talk--could speak--and maybe had an attractive, feminine voice? oh hell yes. she might weigh two tons, and she might be able to stomp me into paste, but--with her permission, of course--I would be sucking on that clit like oxygen was coming out of it. I would be fucking her with my fist all the way up to my shoulder. I would be motorboating that big horsey bubble-butt and sticking my tongue in her asshole. she'd be screaming my name and making noises only dogs could hear.

but not sentient? not intelligent? just an animal? they're big and dumb and smell like horse shit, they can't even talk back to you, what's the attraction?

>>3758187
>what's the attraction?
horse

>>3742719
Why the hell does that horse have a bit in its mouth if no one is riding it?

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>>3758452
shes about to be

>>3758187
human/animal love is pure and uncultured

worrying that intelligence somehow interferes with consent and intimacy is just some cartesian narcissism. she doesn't have to be human to associate sex with love

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>>3742719
i think someone just finished riding it.

>>3761241
Really?
How come horses in the wild breed outside familiarity and relative strangers?
There is no love involved on their side

>>3766028
He's a zoophile trying to defend his perversion.

Wanting to fuck horses is no different from wanting to fuck dogs or cats or chickens. Or infants. Or corpses. No sentience = no informed consent = some pretty sick shit.

>>3766028
wtf sex isn't always coexistant with love, humans understand this better than anyone. it doesn't mean it can't happen.
>>3766559
not even a zoophile, i'm just not going to play fear monger and act like theyre a bunch of rapists

>>3767313
How so?

If you stick your dick in an inanimate object, that's masturbation, and it's nobody's business as long as you clean up after yourself.

But if it's a living thing that can't communicate and give informed consent, well, there's a word for that. It's called "rape." Now, it's 2016, and we're not supposed to judge anyone for anything ever ever ever, but that's some pretty sick shit, you have to admit.

>>3767357
anon have you ever been around a mare? it's REALLY obvious when theyre consenting. like my whole basis for this is how hot and bothered mares in heat get around their owners. they want the dick and they want it from the person they love most. it's not that hard to see

>>3767430
And female cats in heat roll back and forth on their backs and make this "mreep? mreep?" sound, or sometimes yowl, and hold up their butts and present them to humans.

I have even heard of people doing this sort of thing as part of animal training, or stimulating a mare in estrus with their hands to get her to calm down a bit so they can ride, or so she can pull a plow or wagon for a while. But if you are doing this for your own pleasure, you're crossing a line.

>>3767532
it can be for the animal's pleasure too. should we just never have sex at all because part of it is inherently selfish?

>>3768202
No, not at all. But we do need to restrain ourselves, and only have sex with partners capable of communication and informed consent--other consenting adults.

No kids, no animals, no dead people. Them's the rules.

>>3768217
why are you even in this thread if you're not into animals, more specifically, horses?

>>3768714
Because I like the idea of boning a talking one, of course.

>>3768217
the problem is, that humans have lost the ability to communicate and understand animals
they speak the truth and don't lie
humans are the only animals that lie to one another
some humans can study and learn to properly guess what they're trying to say through their noises and body movements, but it doesn't always work

animals that have grown to love and trust you, let you into their "pack"

animals are also much smarter than people realize
if they doesn't like you doing something to it, they will certainly let you know
the bigger ones like horses can seriously injure or kill you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyJ7Sp-CSk

but once they trust you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO_6fg63vmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKk17_bC29M

>>3768825
just because they can't speak in the human language, doesn't mean they can't "talk"
you just need to learn to listen