Hunger games hangout thread.
>>3703364
The worst enemy one. Then I can kill them.
>>3703362
>she takes a breath
My dreams are back to normal, with the exception that this place is not included anymore.
Life has gotten so busy....Living in another house and getting comfortable takes work.
>>3703373
No.
>>3703362
So.. Can I sleep on top of the tank?
Mornin' ya'll. Need a host?
>>>/wsg/1152240
>>3703398
It'd be appreciated.
>>3703398
Was there ever a time when we didn't need a game?
>>3703401
Ohh.
>>3703368 (Anon that wants to slap a bitch)
My brother of African-American descent.
>>3703390
Wow, you went from 0 to 100 really quick...
Would you rather:
>Listen to the same song every day (which song it is is up to you)
>Get punched in the face every morning
>>3703398
G'morning, dududude!
>>3703390
You don't seem particularly unhappy, if I may. I'd bet you'll get settled in soon.
>>3703391
>She sighs
If you want, I suppose, I guess I could delay returning to my hideout today.
>>3703398
If you're offering.
I have the sudden urge to deliver a food item to a certain engineer around noon.
>>3703398
If you are willing, penguin. Lest i have to babysit the humans myself.
>>3703415
genji where the hell were you
>>3703410
That's how I am, Alfred.
I think it would be the same song over and over.
>>3703412
I'm not unhappy, no. Just a little uncomfortable at the moment. But I'll live.
How about for you, Rika? Your tank looks lik it's in working order.
Okay because THAT ONE SINGLE ANON said we don't need a host, I most definitely WILL NOT won't host under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
But you can give me how many (You)s you want. It isn't for hosting though, I swear.
>>3703410
>Same song every day.
>I already do that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSp89zDC3hA
>>3703412
Thanks!
>She hops up onto the tank and curls up into a ball, her tail surrounding her as a floofy bed and pillow combination.
Don't worry about waking me up, I'm a heavy sleeper.
>>3703422
>Training at new job and reading Fate Stay/Night
>why?
>>3703429
The joke is in the last thread somewhere, but that's not it...
>>3703430
Is this an entry?
>>3703430
Nicole Watterson
Just here to give you that (You), of course.
>>3703415
...What?
>>3703426
For the time being. Got it fixed back up just a day or two ago. People here, I swear....
>>3703431
Urgh, don't bother thanking me. And tanks can be loud.
>>3703438
Of course it is.
>>3703437
was curious is all
>>3703430
Rika
Just to make sure you know who was giving it.
>>3703430
Maria and Harusame
Imma assume you've made an entry.
>>3703430
Aldebaran
If you need some of these, I can always give a few.
>>3703430
(you)
>>3703430
Chef Kawasaki
Am I doin' it right, King Dedede?
>>3703430
Lord Beerus
>>3703430
Roromiya
>>3703441
>grins
What?
>>3703430
Makoto Nanaya
>>3703441
That's fine!
Hopefully some day you trust me enough to let me sleep inside, though.
>With that, she nuzzles up to her tail and quickly dozes off.
>>3703430
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Just be sure to return them soon penguin.
>>3703426
Which song, may I ask?
>>3703430
Alfred Jones the Hero
Here, my friend. Treasure it, for it is worth five cents in Australian money.
>>3703431
>So do I.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_thpTpNaw
Unfortunately, I ran out of questions. I hope you enjoyed this session, even if it was a bit short...
>>3703430
Kneesocks
Yukkuri Ran
>>3703430
Demon Blade
>>3703430
Urotsuki
>>3703441
Nice...
>she places a hand on it
It's so cold. I never felt that before...
...Who's that inside?
>>3703437
I thought it was funny. Guess that's all that matters.
>>3703430
Jack Spicer
>>3703430
rick grimes
>>3703430
Erwin Rommel
I need 6 more (You)s.
>>3703455
Yer doin' just fine, Chef.
>>3703430
Kazuraba Kouta
>>3703461
>She quickly scales up the tank and enters the hatch
...Don't get your hopes up. Night, then, I guess.
>>3703459
...I don't even wanna know, I think I'm leaving after this game.
>>3703469
Well, it is sorta made of metal. Inside?? There shouldn't be anyone in it, just Makoto on top of it.
>>3703478
Tuvalu
>>3703478
Mei Menowa
>>3703474
>The fuck, I clicked on this image
>>3703430
Tenshi
>>3703478
Gengar
>Switch out my (You) if you want because I have to leave somewhat soon
>>3703400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hUYYAFbd4E
>>3703463
None of your business.
>>3703481
...Right, that's what I meant. Friend of yours? I'm surprised.
>>3703481
>shrugs
I'm leaving before the game is over I'm sure, so no problems here... Did you get your tank fixed up?
>>3703430
Dave
>>3703489
What, because of the...extra bits? Urgh, she wouldn't take no for answer with my friendship....
>>3703492
You're lookin' at it, aren't you?
Thanks for the (You)s. I have enough to pay back some of the monsters from NME.
Also check it.
>>3703497
So this is the tank?
I didn't know if you've built more than one, or if the damage was internal, so I figured I'd ask. That's good if it's fixed though
>>3703485
Cute.
>>3703497
Mm-hmm.
What an annoying trait in some people. I never got how people could be so quick to trust someone with something like that.
>>3703502
Don't get in my way and we'll be fine, Jack.
these conditions will do.
>>3703400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3ID9BdUg4
>>3703506
The internal's lucky. And also a bit more reinforced.... And you bet your ass it is.
>>3703502
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3703502
Looks good, dude!
>>3703502
I suppose the girl playing squirrel dress up will do.
>>3703502
What is this place anyway, King Dedede?
Now remember kids never try to make any explosives. And especially don't take a bottle of chlorine that also contains sodium hypochlorite and then mix it with sugar and water. You're just asking for trouble if you do that.
>>3703517
>Internal
>More reinforced than external
Do you know how to build a tank?
>>3703531
What'll happen if I do that and nothing bad happens?
Don't tell me what to do.
>>3703530
It's home, ya idiot. Can't ya tell?
>Mfw finally make it into a game at 3 in the fucking morning
>>3703516
>>3703513
Especially when the first time we meet she gets uncomfortably close, invades my tank, and then tries to SLEEP IN IT.
>>3703532
Listen, I need to keep the stuff in that thing safe, including ME, I don't care how they do it in the outside world. The rest of it's pretty damn expendable by comparison.
>>3703516
Why are Russian girls always so beautiful?
>>3703517
This is probably the happiest I've ever seen you
>>3703531
Thanks Dave.
>>3703537
Oh very bad things will happen
if you get it wrong you could blow your hand off
it's almost as bad as lighting a mix of red iron oxide and aluminum oxide without a container or lighting it while around it
don't mix those either
>>3703539
Catching my opponents off guard, is the only way I can win anyway. Sorry about that but winning sounds too good.
>>3703539
Fucking wonderful.... rooting for the demon again since I'm dead
>>3703546
You're welcome!
Just some safety tips for everyone!
>>3703547
It doesn't sound THAT bad. How big would the explosion be?
>>3703539
>EFFECT GET: *~*~UFO~*~*
>>3703543
Maybe she has good intentions... Not that I find it likely.
I can't tell you what to think, since I don't know her. I'd be careful around anyone.
>>3703547
....
>smile
Thanks for the warning. And the ideas.
>>3703543
dont lie bitch you want to have hot and heavy les love with the squirrel
>>3703557
Only small but it could cause property damage!
I would have to arrest you if it did that.
Or you could get charged with assault.
>>3703558
Nope, no ideas! Just safety advice!
This game is going to go by fast. I already know.
>>3703539
Oh for the LOVE O-
>>3703546
I'm my typical grouchy self, I'd figured.
>>3703558
If nothing, I definitely am certain she's earnest about it....For whatever reason.
>>3703559
Not really, no.
>>3703564
You can't really arrest a nation, but I understand what you're saying!
>>3703565
W-What? But I'm the hero, I wanted to catch up with a few people...
>>3703565
What is this thing suppose to be? The head of a dullahan?
>>3703565
I bet you two didn't invite me because I actually put the blood into the Bloodbath there.
>>3703565
Wow! The only other guy I've seen strong enough ta manage that is Kirby!
>>3703569
>Not really
thats not a no :^)
>>3703565
Heheheheheh... (how the fuck did I do that?)
>>3703569
Small achievments I guess...
So, have you made any friends here yet? Considering most of the people around here don't exactly meet your criteria
>>3703565
>hums
>>3703564
Suuure.
Don't worry, officer. I understand completely.
>>3703569
>shrug
Some people are good. Maybe to a fault.They care about solving other's problems even if they don't really have a reason.
I'll never get it... But that's how some people are.It's your choice what to do. If she tries anything, I guess you could always let me know.
>she shrugs, holding up her chainsaw
Isn't that already half of the tributes now?
Whatever, it's time to go to Dreamland now... Well, in Dreamland.
>>3703590
It feels good... so good...!!! Uhuhuhuhuhu~!
>>3703590
KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY
>>3703590
Because I'm such a kind man, I'll let you two sing to your heart's content while I rest a little. How about that?
>>3703582
A small handful.
>>3703585
>She briefly unholsters her blaster pistol
I've got my own defenses beyond the tank as well, you know. More than one might expect, at that.
>She puts it away
>>3703573
There are no nations ever since the aliens invaded and conquered the world in seven hours. But hey at least I got a job.
>>3703585
Yeah, you could really hurt someone, and we wouldn't want that.
>>3703590
Oh cool a chainsaw! Wait why are you coming at me with it?
>>3703586
u godt me family
>>3703597
Yeah, but there are things a chainsaw can do to a body.
And there's only so much I can tell you...
>>3703598
Just stay stiiilll~
>>3703590
>
>>3703597
That's good, I don't even really know how many people don't have any weird supernatural stuff... I just kinda assume everyone here does
guys woah boy my FUCKKKKING ASSHLE WONTSTOP AVAFAGGIiiiiiiiiiIN
>>3703590
I'm starting to think Kneesocks is less competent than I believed
guys woah boy my NOSE WON'T STOP ITCHINNNN
Talk about a close call. That thing was coming straight for ya!
>>3703609
oh, ok. Sure
>>3703611
Are you sure it isn't just diarrhea?
>>3703598
Seven hours? Please! I know a nation that ended a war in 38 minutes!
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Zanzibar_War
Anyway, I am the personification of the United States of America, which is why I said you can't arrest a nation! It would be impossible to arrest a country if it laid down the laws, right?
guys woah boy my LIFE WONT STOP BEING SHIIIIIIIIIT
>>3703627
Oh yeah, you guys were like the first to go. The Aliens attacked the US first because it had the largest military force.
>>3703609
Yeah, like give my tank an unneeded fresh coat of paint....
>She shrugs
The girl's weird. Very pushy about wanting to sleep in my tank.
>>3703610
Well, we got an astral projector or something of the like, which is lower-end stuff, the other engineer...a few people. Not everyone with them's so bad, either.
>>3703638
...What happened to Russia, dude?
STICKERS! People like stickers... Right? Stickers are fun.
>>3703651
..I don't need either of these. You two may split them.
>>3703644
Hmm... Not sure if I know who you are talking about, but that's something I can figure out another time, I have to be leaving, so see ya around~
>sinks into nearby shadows
>>3703651
gotta go, thanks for the game DDD
>>3703651
A man can't leave his childish side behind or they would leave the base of their manliness behind as well. That's my excuse for the stickers.
>>3703649
Oh they were destroyed except for city 17. It was awesome!
They like killed over half the planet.
>>3703651
Wait, what-- GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW
...That was trippy.
Rooting for Nicole Watterson!
>>3703669
Holy shit! So, you're telling me that aliens invaded RUSSIA of all people? And they were successful?
That's bullshit, but I believe it!
IT'S THE FEAST! IT HAS LOADS OF SWORD USERS!
>>3703660
No problem spooky.
>>3703685
Strange, I usually can't use a sword.
>>3703685
I should stop asking for food from the skeleton. He seems to dislike the idea.
>>3703660
...Uhuh.
>>3703685
Fuck, right when I open my big mouth...
>>3703685
A feast? I can make one 'a those myself!
goodnite
>>3703677
there wasn't much to destroy when they got there
>>3703704
Goodnight human.
>>3703692
You are lucky Albedo isn't here. She despises your kind.
>>3703704
>kissus goodnight
I'll begin skipping the peace from here on out.
>>3703705
It's hard to believe aliens actually invaded us! So, what did they look like?
>>3703704
G'night, dude!
>>3703711
My kind? Cool, overly manly knights?
>>3703722
No one knows. They sent other aliens they already enslaved to invade us.
Luckily they stopped the oil issue though.
>>3703724
I was referring to humans, but I think that would apply, yes.
Someone sure wasn't going to take it easy any time soon.
>>3703743
If that person hates humans and cool knights, that means I'd be in big trouble if they saw me right? As you can see, I'm pretty human and cool at the same time.
>>3703737
The oil issue? Did something happen in the Middle East, or did BP fuck up again?
>>3703761
No, we were set to run out. At least that's what the government tells us. Everything runs on fusion now!
Lots of energy! I want to see what an explosion would look like from that stuff! It would be much better than lighting firecrackers and then Mike yelling at me.
Well... That's one way to bite the dust.
>>3703756
Well, I can say you are at least one of those...
>>3703781
I don't believe I want to know what's down there.
>>3703781
That poor guy, what a way ta go...
>>3703776
From the sounds of that, I think the explosion would look a bit more gruesome than Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and the radiation would last longer than Chernobyl.
So, which "nation" do you reside in now? What was once America?
>>3703789
I thought that even with the helmet on it was obvious that I'm a human.
WELL, IT'S THE FINAL TWO. HERE WE FUCKING GO.
>>3703797
No that's not how fallout works, especially from a fusion reaction. It would burn out your eyes in seconds though.
And nation? I don't know... Bulgaria? I can't read the signs. It doesn't matter because the aliens forced all the humans to speak English so they only have to translate once.
Hey you know where I could find some lysergic acid?
>>3703801
Yes, I already used scan magic on you to confirm. You are human, that much I can say.
>>3703812
A shame the succubus is down, now it's just me and this....Thing.
>>3703812
I don't know why people say I'm a bad cook, this fried rice is great!
>>3703819
So you doubt the cool part? I bet getting sliced in half isn't the best way to show off my coolness.
>>3703815
LSD? Nope, I wouldn't have a clue. Maybe in the alleyways in a huge city, but that's assuming it's similar to America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=897e_3srmbs
This was a really fast game.
>>3703834
electrocutes*
>>3703827
It is not. Especially considering I am a mage that can hardly touch swords.
>>3703834
>rigged
This shouldn't hurt at all, I am undead! BZZZZZZZZZZT
end
gg
no
re
(except maybe)
>>3703839
I won! .... What did I win?
>>3703829
Not really that similar. WE don't have problems with people complaining about brutality. Last time a guy did that he was shot in the middle of the street. They didn't clean it for a week. I liked watching the birds peck at it and how people reacted.
>>3703842
Thanks for pointing that out. Nobody has yet to do so.
>>3703834
>>3703839
Ouch. Well, that shows how strong the home-field advantage is. Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
I think I'm just gonna go pass out now. Be seeing you.
>>3703839
...I have a feeling this was rigged.
Congrats to Kawasaki, and thanks for hosting, dududude!
>>3703849
Yeesh. It seems your world has a lot of problems in it, huh?
>>3703853
See ya later, dude!
>>3703847
You win a voucher to McDonalds!
>>3703834
>>3703839
So the guy killed me lost? Ehh, that won't help much with my confidence.
>>3703844
Thank you for giving us a chance to beat up each other. Also congratulations, thing.
>>3703843
Yes I understand now. Not like I should be trying to show off before skeleton mage things. Some pretty missy would be easier to impress.
>>3703847
Fame and glory for withholding the Dreamland Home Field Advantage buffs.
>>3703853
Good bed.
>>3703859
>>3703843
If only. Thanks fer playin' anyways.
>>3703866
Thanks fer playin'.
>>3703859
What's a McDonalds?
>>3703844
Well with that, I believe I am going to go rest.Congratulations...Thing? Thank you for hosting penguin.
>>3703866
I suppose that is one way to look at it. Farewell for now human.
>>3703859
Not really. The only problem is I probably won't retire till I'm at least 60 at this rate. Maybe I should ste- "confiscate" more stuff while at crime scenes.
>>3703876
*gasp* You don't know what McDonalds is?! It's one of the greatest fast food chains out there! There's one practically everywhere around the globe!
>>3703878
See you later, dude!
>>3703881
Wouldn't that get you arrested?
>>3703878
Thanks for playing Skeleman.
>>3703887
No. We take stuff from civilians all the time. Sometimes I dumpster dive.
>>3703887
Globe? I live on Pop Star, and that's not a globe, it's star shaped!
>>3703891
Huh. And no one complains about it (without dying, anyway)?
>>3703895
It doesn't matter! What matters is that you haven't tasted McDonalds yet, or any fast food for that matter!
>>3703906
Why would anyone complain about getting free stuff?
>>3703915
You got me there, dude. Who wouldn't want free stuff?
>>3703906
Well I like ta' do my cookin' myself, is all!
>>3703930
That's not a bad thing, I guess, but you REALLY need to try their burgers! Dude, they're amazing!
First 24
>>3703936
King Dedede
>>3703921
Yeah It's my stuff now
>>3703936
>>3703493
>>3703936
Lord Beerus
>>3703936
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3703936
Maria and Harusame
>>3703936
Jack Spicer
>>3703936
Sucy Manbavaran
>>3703936
Tenshi
>>3703936
Roromiya
>>3703936
Starbreaker
>>3703936
Ririchiyo
>>3703936
Aldebaran
>>3703936
Special doggu
While we wait for the game: Trigger as many of us as possible with a single sentence.
>>3703981
Hoshi.
>>3703956
cute
>>3703936
Demon Sword
>>3703981
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3703981
Bolin's not cancer, everyone else is
>>3703981
ooh I got one for the wait
I've actually wanted to ask more people for a while
If you could have one super power what would it be?
>>3703936
Shane O Mac
>>3703956
Ignored. One more
>>3703981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GY41azBIps
>>3703936
Clawdia
>>3703981
HG is dead as fuck and I said it would happen.
>>3704014
It's a good thing.
>>3704014
I want to beat Asuka to death with that parasol.
>>3703992
Damn, no one answered
I wish I could use the station's printer to make surveys but last time I used it to photocopy my spaghetti and I broke it
I almost got fired for it
>>3704032
One could say you made tried to make a copypasta
Still need 8 more
>>3704037
No I was trying to see what crushed spaghetti would look like in black and white
>>3704044
Kaizuka Inaho
>>3704044
King Kaito
>>3704044
A single fucking ant
>>3704044
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>3704014
Jude said it sooner
>>3704044
Kaiko
>>3704062
yeah but he keeps quitting
>>3704014
How dead? Can I add it to my collection or did you want it?
>>3704063
Do you want me to swap with you, m8?
>>3704070
inb4 Jude returns
>>3704074
no, just Somoa needs to be removed
>>3704079
>imb4 he returns with his new avatar : Christian
23 minutes passed and only 22 tributes have been added.
>>3704083
who?
>>3704083
king of autism?
>>3704062
Jude is a newfag compared to me.
>>3704044
Shiina
>>3704044
Vic Viper
>>3704044
The Crimson Demon
Hotarou
>>3704120
Swap please
>>3704067
>>3704118
>>3704122
>Pinches cheeks
>>3704120
Looks good, deny the swap
>>3704107
Everyone's a newfag compared to you, but at least they don't bitch every day on an anonymous image board
>>3704122
>>3704120
Looks good, dude!
>>3704126
Thank you.
>>3704134
I'm the oldest fag
I'm Santa
>>3704158
I want to hatefuck and impregnate that autistic loli mage in missionary position
>>3704158
Oh, don't worry about it, I did it to bother you, you're in the green hairs district, haha..
>>3704176
I wonder how many people I could kill before this goes dull. I bet I can test it here and no one will ask questions.
>>3704176
This mace is mine, bitch!
>>3704176
Ah! Sorry Jack... Mage.
>>3704165
Go away.
>>3704173
>
>>3704197
>goes away
>comes back behind you
>unzips pants
>unsheathes dick
>inserts into you
>cums instantly
>assumes fetal position and cries
>you like this
>>3704176
I'm really liking this start.
>>3704197
It seems like the little green hair even put up more of a fight than you too, haha... Ah, I suppose that's karma at work..
>>3704206
Dude, don't worry, I'll save you!
>>3704206
My plan was only for a hug.. I really did almost drown.
>>3704197
The baka didn't even make it through the first round.
>>3704206
I like burning more, but this is fine too.
>>3704206
>>3704213
>bumps you with his helmet
this isn't what I expected it to be...
We can breath for a little bit underwater in these suits don't worry about it.
Hey! Wanna help me try out this sword?
>>3704237
Dude, I love swords! Where is it?
>>3704246
Right here!
>pulls it of his back
Now I need you to stand perfectly still
I need to test how long it lasts
>>3704134
>any that criticism I disagree with will be dismissed as "bitching"
Grow the fuck up.
>yfw
>>3704263
I've got this covered! I built a trap to keep up safe!
>>3704263
Don't worry
I like watching people sleep
>>3704254
Gladly! Now, can I test this gun on you? I need to see how long it lasts for...
I'm so fucking hard right now.
>>3704277
Sure just give me one moment!
>swings it
>it snaps
damn I know I should have thrown it away when I saw it was a katana
So anyway wanna shoot some pidgins?
>>3704282
me too
>>3704197
>Dodges all of this
>>3704230
You will not last the rest of the day if you do not shut up.
>>3704298
Yeah, right.
>>3704293
T-treasure....? Ah, but I don't need something like that.
>>3704292
You know it, dude!
>>3704293
No thanks, I don't trust any one I don't know with my body.
I leave it to my liquids.
>>3704293
I love bows and arrows, really leaves an awesome mess!
>>3704311
Check this out!
>pulls out a pistol and in less than a second explodes a watermelon
>>3704325
Ah well, I don't really need a fire anyway..
>>3704325
bam ba dum
badadadabum
bum bum badadum
baaaaaam
>>3704298
I want to rape this autistic mage.
>>3704325
I see you, here!
>>3704298
Hey Crimson, how are you holding up?
>>3704347
Because I'm an android I guess..? I don't know..
>>3704307
Huhuhu. Are you still doubting my magic? Do you want a performance?
>>3704351
Fine, heathen.
>>3704347
>Snore
GH--
I'm rooting for Roromiya!
>>3704347
Alright now watch as I make this head explode!
Oh... I don't think you got to see it. I should have thought this through
>>3704353
Don't do it...
>>3704357
You sure? You seem to get bullied a lot..
>>3704366
>Kek..
Do it, or I'll.. Kill you I guess..?
>>3704366
I'd rather not.
>>3704366
I am ninja
wahahajajajaja
...
uh... I'm not filing this in the report
>>3704384
Hey! Want to see something coo-
Well, on that note, I'm gonna hit the hay now, dudes!
See ya later!
Congrats to the winner, amd thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3704366
>>3704384
This should be enough!
>>3704390
Goodnight America.
>>3704362
Beg not to die! Or face my ire!
>>3704372
I can defend myself. Harassment is not alien to Crimson Demons.
>>3704384
And there I go. I doubt anyone will be speaking of the dead tributes any time soon.
>>3704402
I can find no tribute to wish victory. Thank you for the game.
/
//