Zootopia Thread: Ice Cream Horror
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Post about your love for delicious ice cream. Or not.
Who's the artist for this "Hopps' parents discover her having a kinky drunken pred/prey fuck" image?
>>3661912
Some anon who refused to sign his work. When prompted, he just put post number of the original submission in red charcoal, cheeky bastard.
>>3661912
will we ever see the aftermath?
>>3661959
Inb4 "Important Gif For Every Thread"
It's 6:30am.
Dawn has risen.
>>3661943
Would love to have a source on that, pal.
Don't forget to vote this weekend!
Continuing shilling of Thematic Thursdays for current time of the day crew
>follow derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
>get hyped
>try submitting something yourself next week
>>3661959
Not to start a huge debate, but as long as general society values rabbits so little to where they get eaten, just fucking them would be more gentle.
>>3661944
Interesting...
>>3661973
http://mykecandraw.tumblr.com/
Reminder that Bore's true identity has been revealed.
>>3662002
Does that mean Chumpy is really Byron's husband?
So, can i put my dick inside the bunny without Nick complaining about it?
>>3661969
Since you asked. RIP anon who used to do this.
>>3662049
It's okay, Nick has his mom and Finnick.
>>3662058
While we're at it, RIP BUNE anon
>>3662049
Nick is a gentleman, he will share
>>3662058
I miss gid cucks bonnie fag
Captcha: 420
are you there, weaver?
it's me, anon.
anyway i wanted to know if you wanted to throw out some canon on Betty's personality. I wanted to do a betty/remmy oneshot, wanted to know your opinion on it.
>>3662045
The /trash/ mindset!
>Zootopia 2 is an lighthearted action packed cop buddy comedy, the funniest and sweetest one of the kind in decades
>Zootopia 3 is July Hopps timeline
What is that feel you'd be feeling?
>>3662067
He hasn't even been gone a day.
>>3662075
Does Weaver even sleep?
>>3662077
>the trash mindset
wrong
thats the 4chan mindset
Hey, guys. After getting helpful commentary from ComicAnon about my Jude 'the Dude' Hopps and Wilde erotic story, I tried to make a bunch of revisions and additions to the first chapter.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780
Could you guys take a look and tell me what you think? Please post nit-picks. Comments. Bits of advice. Challenges of what I'm doing wrong. I live off of that stuff. Pretty please. Thanks a ton.
>>3662082
It feels like an eternity
>>3662088
I remember b reading this. I'll check it out. What did VRbune say about it?
>>3662067
>tfw the thread you made yesterday was the first without him
>>3662058
These supposedly feel really good, don't they?
>>3662080
>Zootopia 3 is July Hopps timeline
Oh, no, mere images is almost too much.
There's no way I can handle the bad feels of an actual film.
No way.
>>3662093
Great, thanks for checking it out!
He actually had a ton of things to say about it, and I'm not sure if I've digested it all, but his reading is interesting:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/the-police-saga-ch-1
What was what he read (before I changed the Archive of Our Own version this morning), is basically this here:
http://pastebin.com/JrXFNPKf
>>3662133
I've never actually checked out one of VRBun's readings.
Hearing people's voices on the internet- And in general, but particularly on the internet- Makes me intensely uncomfortable. No idea what i'm missing, as a result.
>>3662133
I'm the middle of reading it, you added like an entire new section, damn
Its cool so far, saw a few Judy mistakes instead of Jude, but that award stuff was funny
>>3662138
Anon...
>>3662143
Hearing his commentary is interesting sort of but I'm not invested as much cause I don't write, but I liked his reading of Stoutwell and Reichstagsbrand. That's juust him reading the story.
>>3662143
I used to be like that, so I understand pretty well. Sometimes voices just grate on you. And it's weir to hear someone that you think of more as being like an avatar. I'd give it a shot, though.
>>3662161
Especially that, yes. Hearing voices to people I know only through text... It wears heavily on my sanity. A lot of things do, really.
Anyone else thinks Officer Content is a tragic hero?
>wants to make threads better by crusading what he sees as cancer
>doesn't really know how and because of this makes threads uncomfier for everyone
>grows increasingly frustrated because nobody listens to him and threads he'd been trying to "improve" become worse
>Posts get even harsher, creating a vicious circle
That's some Javert from Les miserables material right here.
>>3662144
Sweet, thanks.
Yeah, I'm really interested in what VRbun will say to the revised version. I'm hoping that maybe there's line by line things he'll advise, I really want this to be as appealing as it can be.
This was intended as a one-shot, and really I guess is meant for someone to be able to just read the first chapter and be happy.
>>3662175
But who do we ship him with?
>>3662153
We all know that buns are for lewd.
>>3662185
Comic anon, with domestic abuse.
>>3662175
Past!Officer Content and Future!Officer Content, clearly.
>>3662188
but bunbun is pure
>>3662173
Did you see how in a thread just last night a bunch of greentexts involving him came about, and he got a little freaked out about it?
>>3662175
Intriguing...
Reminder that it's not gay if it's prey.
>>3662197
Hahaha, aww, did he not like that? Weird, he was even ok with the Cutie abuse stuff
>>3662197
I don't think I saw those, no. I'm probably gonna go to bed soon, I'll keep an eye on the archive.
>>3662206
Unless your name is Zeke.
>>3662213
Because I'm tired and couldn't be bothered to put any actual effort into it.
>>3662210
>>3662212
Here's the texts. I forget which thread has his reaction.
He was worried at first but then surprisingly cool with it.
>>3662194
Pure buns have pure love.
>>3662210
He found it a bit weird it seemed, but said he appreciated the affection and loves back the anon too, but he also seemed a bit uncomfortable so I wouldn't post something like this again to protect this smile.
>>3662242
Oh my, is that who I think it is? Well that's new to me.
>>3662255
Yeah, BB took some face requests. Tht was the last Bunanon one before she began avoiding Bunanon requests.
>>3662297
Yeah, I think he was just uncomfortable but able to be silly about it.
>>3662224
Zeke is different.
Zeke is like a radiant star of homosexuality lighting up the night sky, serving as a comforting lodestar for the wayward souls.
>>3662280
BB is female?
>>3662326
Yup
I bet I would feel much better about my body if I was an animal. Do you think zootopians have body image issues?
>>3662224
>>3662340
This makes me feel bad.
I don't know why exactly.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10560393/
Which one should end up preying upon Remmy's woolly balls?
>>3662351
Well, Zootopia has racism, criminal conspiracies, economic inequality, murder, and terrorism in the movie-- if we're honest about it-- so I don't think that wouldn't also be there too.
>>3662354
PURE HEARTS
PUREST LOVE
honeyanon here, reposting poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10561124
Gonna need to pick one of these before i start the next one.
No, BB is Florida Man
He's in the news all the time
>When you think over one of your fanfics is basically going over your relationship with your ex, which ended in terms that still feel bad for you.
>When you think over how the other two are basically fulfillment with you being dominated by big, powerful predators.
>>3662379
I voted van.
>When you want a relationship with someone that's not unhappy and co-dependent.
>>3662395
see i want to vote van because i think thats the most comical to me.
but i also think another state would be an interesting story.
Become the bun.
>>3662326
Was BB the one who said that they were a satanist? Just curious if I'm having a false memory.
>>3662387
Just go meta and have them be fanfics in a fanfic and the writer is some horny slut bunnyboy/girl
>>3662399
>when you're a wizard and want any relationship
>mfw coloranon asked once for doodle of Nick in his favourite UMSC camo
>mfw drawfags, even those whose art he coloured, are too busy drawing their fursonas banging each other
>it's been over a week ago
I don't want to call you names, but come on guys
>>3662413
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmdidnteventhinkofthismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>3662409
I've tried meta writing in my MLP fan-writing period. It was somewhat fun but became really un-fun, seriously un-fun, quickly.
>>3662413
>paying rent by blowing Finnick
>as if they don't cum inside each other's foxy assholes all of the time
>When you'd probably be in a caring, monogamous relationship if a drawfag if they'd let you.
>>3662446
>Kill Chumpy
>Wear his seal skin as a suit
>Bore will never know the difference
>>3662438
Anon no foxe is not for focks
Nick has a fetish for foxlets
>>3662475
>>3662438
>fox with human cox
If Finnick gets a lasting, committed girlfriend, what species would she be?
>popcorn.gif
>/co/ is now discussing someone's idea of scat themed Zootopia comic where rabbits eat their chocolate covered raisins
>meanwhile, trash is all about sfw discussion of the movie and content creators
It just keeps getting better
>>3662487
chimpmunk
>>3662475
Does that mean Nick likes to spend time with those three arctic fox masseuses from the art book? (The one massaging a polar bear.)
>>3662487
Nick in a dress
>>3662487
SAND
CAT
>>3662478
Some people don't like animal junk
>>3662487
Someone WAY bigger then him.
(But since he's so damned good at oral, they make it work.)
So!
When is Metals going to post in thread about his shaved legs, shaved belly, and carrot underwear in total detail about how great it feels to wear it?
>>3662504
those people are fundamentally wrong.
>>3662490
I can't believe I used to be a /co/ pleb.
>>3662500
I though Fin would generally insist on topping, unless they get super drunk together and he's too tired so he finally lets Nick under his tail
>>3662406
>Satanist
>Poly
>Bisexual
>History of being abused
>Depression
>Wanting things that aren't possible
>Legitimate serious talent yet big anxiety
That all would fit together really well, if it is all true about BB.
>>3662475
>>3662477
That's not exactly fair.
>>3662509
I like the, I guess exotic nature of animal anatomy, but I can see where people might not like the look.
>>3662493
Maybe he has a harem of three chipettes.
>>3662511
On 4chan, anyone can be anything. You
Decided to be /trash/ pleb
>>3662513
I think they would swap since they both would probably really want to blow off some steam in that way, plus they'd probably both enjoy the positioning.
I can see Finnick demanding to be the top more often due to overcoming humiliating feelings, though, yes.
>>3662184
Dunno if your still there but I think it's fuckin cool, feels more rounded out from what I remember, and I like how you write Jude
Also lol there are tons of twitching tails and noses, guessing that's for someone?
>Winter Snuggles updated
>Pandanon came back
It's suddenly not such a shit day anymore
>>3662505
Works for me!
If we're talking dicks, then aren't cute, small dicks so great?
>>3662538
Though whenever he does he still insists on rimming Nick to get him warmed up. It was weird at first, but Nick quickly learned to appreciate his talent for it
>>3662526
>>3662531
>Implying that we're not all doomed to anxiety, fear, and depression as the world encases us all in its darkness.
>>3662504
Some people are weird.
i once met this guy who RPed a feral canine with a human cock for that reason. I ribbed him over it and he took great offense.
>>3662520
I hear satanism is kind of a cool religion. Once you ignore everything the media has ever told you about it, and actually hear it's tenants, of course. I mostly hate religion, but if I had to pick one, it'd be that one.
http://www.churchofsatan.com/faq-fundamental-beliefs.php
>>3662550
One of the cutest, especially in panties
>>3662550
They're the fucking best. Adorable small dicks are absolutely my fetish.
>>3662558
Huh, feral with human bits is a new one for me.
>>3662550
When do we get to see a tied up Alec fucking a tied up Rose via a complex pendulum system
>>3662540
Glad that you like it, man. That's really sweet.
The twitching tails and noses thing? Fuck yeah, I've laced that in more since I've realized that it's a fetish for me now. Although it may have been already. Plus, so many other people love it.
>>3662577
No pls
>>3662578
I'll be reading it later anon, did you do the rewrites to try and make Nick seem less pushy?
>>3662584
Pls tho
>>3662576
Yeah... Haven't seen anyone else do it since, either.
>>3662578
How long has it been a thing? I feel like we were all ribbing Comic about it, but now everyone agrees that it's actually hot as fuck? Or was this a thing before that?
>>3662552
Interesting... and appealing.
>>3662596
Depends on if you count the furry fandom
>>3662555
Goddamn is that hot!
Also checked:
>>3662555
Are there pics involving rodents and other little ones being size difference played with, like this?
>>3662596
Tail wagging as a thing I recall being like a furry fandom like ERP and images and the like for years.
Not nose twitching, though. That seems new.
>>3662387
Man, the entirety of my legacy in these generals is unabashed self-insert wish fulfillment.
Don't feel too bad, I understand you.
>>3661869
Someone once said I don't tease. So just to be contrarian, here's a little teaser. Hope to have it ready this weekend, we'll see.
>>3662588
I revised it partially. I decided that Nick being pushy and dominant was a core part of the whole thing, and I was looking at it wrong. I needed to make it more clear that Jude wanted it and needed it but just had anxiety and uncertainty. At least, that's more of what I'm thinking.
Am honestly influenced by the whole Calvin the bunny OC stuff and my own personal feelings. Wanting to be dominated good but feeling halfway conflicted about it-- you know?
>>3662632
Big strong powerful naughty predator cock and a little petite prey needing to melt like butter from all of the attention...
That's like the oxygen of these threads.
>>3662650
>The Last Day
I realize that this meets with the tropes and all, but I really don't want to see old Nick go out in blazes in the line of duty. Die and everything... it just feels... well, not 'cheap' but 'unnecessary'.
>>3662670
I mean yeah
We sent an early precedent that bunny with pred is always good.
Always.
>>3662520
Thanks to this post, I started looking up stuff on satanism, and
huh
I can actually get down with most of this. Far more then I can agree with any other religion i've heard of.
4chan, everybody.
>>3662680
maybe it just looks like its "old" nick to be a red haring and itll actually be
judys "last day"
>>3662680
Maybe he is literally retiring because he's fucking old and has already accomplished a lot.
>>3662650
My feels are ready
>>3662650
Looks like I know what I'm gonna do this weekend
cyring
>>3662650
I'm worried only because I hope you still make comics of this stuff
>Goes to see how that Nick/Judy/Gideon fic is going
>5 chapters, haven't read anything since chap 2
>Chapter 3 is short, pretty cute, some sweet Judy/Gid bonding at the end
>Chapter 4 has a blind bunny chick in a red dress with a cane sword--
THERES the edgy original character. I was wondering when it'd show up.
>>3662657
I get that, though I guess you'd have to decide on what Jude's the most conflicted about. Is it because Nick's a guy? A fox? His partner? A really good friend? They all have reason to give pause before pursuing a relationship, especially if Jude's uncertain about what he wants.
>>3662487
Another fennec, because I'm vanilla like that.
>>3662599
Shame I don't have time to greentext about how Nick would whine and writhe while Finnick swirls his tongue around, his claws gently teasing the bigger fix's stiff, dripping shaft
>>3662487
Mrs. Wilde
>>3662745
Jude seems torn about being out and stuff. Nick is over and out hard bi.
>>3662650
It was me.
Here, I wrote a poem specially for you to congratulate you on your contrarian attitude
>Mead is good
>Mead is the best
>I like Mead over all the rest
>He gives us comfy
>He posts his shorts
>I like to read Mead's tumblr posts
>So take your fanfics and get outta here
>Cos nothing beats Mead's ice cold feels
>>3662754
Mrs. Wilde isn't a species, though!
...But yes.
>>3662761
>So take your fanfics and get outta here
O-oh...
I like Mead too, but... Ok...
>>3662558
>>3662696
There's a lot of Satanism out there, and the Church of Satanism is a pretty atypical example. IMO it splits into three main branches: there's LaVeyan Satanism, which is basically an irreligious philosophy that can be boiled down to hedonism plus live and let live, wrapped in fancy language and smugness. There's edgelord Satanism, where you actually worship the Biblical devil as a figure of evil, which is about 99% edgy teens. And there's the Satanism that says that the Biblical God is a shit, and that Satan opposes him and his shittiness - usually the Garden of Eden is cited, where Satan gifts humanity with knowledge against the wishes of God.
If memory serves, the Church of Satan actually believe that Satan is still loyal to God, and has been appointed God's lieutenant in the earthly realm, and thus humans owe loyalty to Satan - though I may be mixing them up with another group.
>>3662807
Don't leave dear write friend.
I like reading fanfics
>Gideon has Byron's hair
>Travis has Byron's voice
>Byron is a gay man who has been in a relationship with his husband since he was a teenager
What does it mean?
>>3662810
I checked and I was confused, 'the Church of Satan' is an organisation that claims to represent LaVeyan Satanism, but there's apparently a couple of other organisations that claim the same due to internal schisms. Fun!
>>3662827
There's much more than three subsects, that's just one way to organise them all. If you wanted labels, you could call them LaVeyan Satanists, Abrahamic Satanists, and Theistic Satanists.
>>3662761
I can honestly say that nobody's written poetry for me before, that's so sweet! Whoda thunk the trash board would be giving me so many firsts in life.
But don't be disrespecting the fanfic writers anon. I wouldn't have started posting art here if it wasn't for them.
>>3662866
No, I'd never, but it was the only thing that rhymed, so they had to take one for the team.
Seriously though, just to make sure everyone knows it was a joke in case the two anons above weren't facetious.
>>3662892
Haha that's all right then!
Really though that's cool, with the rhyming. I'm so happy you guys like this stuff so much.
I have to head out now but I hope y'all have a good one.
I want to make Duke Weaselton cum.
>>3662387
Anon, writing for yourself is basically rule number one of writing.
>>3662745
>>3662755
Yeah, that. Nick is bisexual hard gay. Jude is straight-gay.
Although I really should be showing the reader that more than just telling the reader that. I don't know. I think I get more of that in the chapter two conveyed. And I guess I'm hoping to do that in chapter three.
It's hard because honestly myself I'm pretty straight-gay and have a love/hate relationship with gay-gays.
But that's like...
>that feel when no gay-gay boyfriend to be an odd couple with
>that feel when hatred of being alone
>that feel when alone and it's my own fault
>>3663051
HARD
BISEXUAL
GAY
>>3662985
I want to make Duke Weaselton not cum and torture him while keeping him on the edge. Then the standard degradation and abide would follow.
>>3663109
Abuse*
>>3663051
What the fuck is hard gay, straight gay, and gay gay?
>>3662985
I want to make him my fucktoy.
>>3663129
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StraightGay
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CampGay
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Leatherman
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManlyGay
>>3663150
Cool thanks.
>>3662387
Write what you know and create what you want to see.
All is well.
>>3662387
What have you written out if curiosity?
I wonder how many people here would NOT want to be dominated by a huge, strong, and confident manly man.
daily reminder
>>3663160
Sure. And I'm probably really over-analyzing this silly little story about a fox and a bunny getting together. I love the positive reception so far. I just want the smutty stuff to have a plot that does make sense.
Threadly reminder that Alec needs to have his submissive teenage flesh filled with throbbing hard docks.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7216339
>>3663191
Pretty sure that's the guy who did the Jude the Dude story being talked about.
>>3663208
>the kit inherited the dad's overall looks but his mother's passionate green eyes
here it is
from past thread
>>3663260
https://twitter.com/sakurai_energy/status/741563961741430784
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=51812
Since I have an aversion to actually doing the writing I'm supposed to...
Here. Have some comf based on some of the near-typefucking from a few nights ago.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7281244
>>3663281
As one of the main participants in that definitely-not-typefucking, I am going to read the shit out of this, Grizz
>>3662650
Hoping for some real heavy feels
>>3663281
>>3663293
Love the inspiration being taken. Comfy and hot as fuck.
>wake up remembering Hell is Warm and Full of Sinners ended with Nick full of disgust and shame
Only comfy will fix this...
>>3663310
Like fuuuck dude.
I was the bun in that screen cap and even rereading it still gets me hot.
Maybe some day we'll have full immersion virtual reality tech or something.
Ugh.
>>3663336
If Savage ends with sadness, I'm going to just end my life and hope I get sent to Zootopia
>>3663337
Tell VRbune to get his ass on that
>>3663337
>ugh.
JUST
I CANT EVEN
>>3663338
I haven't since it was updated. I'll check it out today, hopefully.
I still have to read that size difference fic, too. And finish my own work. And hold down an actual job, and deal with the fact that I will never be the bun.
Woe is me.
>>3663347
Don't go buying the cyanide quite yet, anon. Have a little faith.
>>3663337
As a part of that as well, having mentioned in the beginning pulling off my bun's underwear with my teeth as he makes such fantastic noises, I just... yeah, I feel like diamonds thinking about it.
Something like fifty people voted in that poll of "Have the Bun" versus "Be the Bun", didn't they? And I'm sure that you, I, and several people can't stop talking about this hot stuff time and time again in threads. It's like an addiction.
>>3663336
It ended for real? Anyone got a cap
>>3663368
>grizzlyfag
>wants to BE the bun
Color me surprised, honestly. I took you for a "have"
>>3663337
>Maybe some day we'll have full immersion virtual reality tech or something.
They're working on it!
VRBun is trying his best!
>>3663377
He may be kind of fluid about it. I know I am. I think I've already mentioned in thread just how Goddamn hot it was for me to bite my ex and my ex to bite me.
>The Thin Blue Line hasn't updated in a month
>if it does you just know Nick is gonna be crippled for life and it's gonna end on a sad note
>>3663377
>those triple dubs
>>3662754
>>3662764
Let's pick a Mrs Wilde ship and stick with it please
>>3663376
Didn't 'end' end, last post finished with that line
>>3663368
Take your time, man. Write-dude to write-dude, I loved/love your Savage piece. I'm sure that you'll like the Police Saga thing a bunch. I guess like, and I know you relate, I want to be able to receive detailed advice and commentary about what I've got so far.
The bun-on-fox thing I tried was meant to be a one-shot with one lewd scene, and now I've expanded it and still am thinking about the third chapter to end up with like another huge expanded lewd scene. It's so much on my mind.
I need to stop thinking of bun butts to be able to... like eat and sleep. So, 100% relating man.
Anyways, please do read it when you can and post. Thanks a bunch.
>>3663402
Mrs. Wilde x Crushing loneliness because her husband is dead
Best ship
>>3663396
It really is an addiction
Like I absolutely can't close my eyes and not think of something like:
>"Oh, master," moaned the rabbit, rubbing his paws on his behind as he stepped along the apartment floor, "I can still feel where you were kissing and licking my tailhole... master, I wonder if my fur back there is a little wet."
>>3663390
That's fair.
I have trouble remembering some people like both because I'm a complete and utter sub. The only reason I can say remotely dominant things is because I'm imagining them being done to me in the mean time.
>>3663377
Ditto.
>>3663426
I gotchu
>>3663336
I really don't get the appeal of that series.
>>3661978
>Pull the lever, Doug!
>WRONG LEVEEEEEEEERRRR
>>3663426
>>3663460
>>3663402
Looked like she was sitting on crossed legs from the thumbnail.
>>3663461
Disgusted fascination. Like watching a train wreck. It's awful, really utterly horrible, but you can't look away out of some sick interest.
>>3663460
The only correct Mrs. Wilde ship
Thanks senpai
>Movie has scene with Judy using a toilet
>still no watersports porn
We need to fix this.
>>3663495
no.
>>3663480
That's what I felt about thr Cutie abuse stuff with Comic Anon
Someone should edit this to "I love rabbit dicks" and it would be perfect for us.
Although I already love it.
>>3663495
Water sports is one step worse than rimming, and rimming is already forbidden
>>3661978
Bellwether with a penis when?
>>3663480
I suppose that works. I only read a little chunk of it and I was like "oh, no".
Does anyone else want this to be a thing?
>>3663526
now
>>3663552
God yes. That's the coziest.
>>3663525
At least it's not as bad as scat.
>>3663552
Yes, absolutely. I remember an Anon or two was interested in doing something with it and there was some discussion on how that sort of story might be done. I'm not sure if anyone's explicitly working on it.
>>3663391
Don't say stuff like that, he's gonne be fine
Right guys?
whats the best kind of small mammal to knot with my dick as a joke?
>>3663590
Go full clown, knot a platypus
>>3663590
A mustelid. They're flexible and stretchy.
>>3663562
Totally.
>>3663590
Otter, we've been over this
>>3663575
I'll actually be surprised if he's NOT paralyzed
Our best hope is if the fic doesn't update at all and just leaves us with "Nick's alive"
>>3663556
>cute little dick for a cute little sheep
simultaneous desire to fap and "aww".
>>3663604
wow you really want me to fuck an otter huh
are you an otter?
>>3663611
100% Seconded
>>3663613
Not him but the thought of being dominated by an otter as like a mouse is kind of a major turn on
>>3663607
I already forgot most of it, did that one bullet hit his spine or not
>>3663631
We definitely need more size difference porn involving rodents.
>>3663640
yup
>>3663654
>Porn
It doesn't have to all be born.
It can just be cute stuff.
>>3663672
Then I hope it just won't update too
Last chapter ending is good enough
>>3661943
This has me diamonds
>>3663552
>>3663562
>>3663569
>Time passed the same way it usually did around that little patch of land. The section didn't really count as part of a farm, per se, but functioned as a half gardening and half planting project for that chunk of the Hopps family. The bunny and fox stopped to rest in the shade of a huge oak after not too long, both of them sweating lightly.
>"I'll probably will get going to pick up my wife in a few," Walter said, brushing a handkerchief upon his forehead, "but I'm counting on you to help with the last of these tomato seeds here, Nick."
>The fox simply nodded, letting himself zone out as he leaned against a moss-covered hunk of rocks.
>"I might take her to by those two new restaurants along West 2nd Street," Walter went on, looking over at a bunny walking out in the distance toward them, "I've heard some things. Not good things, mind you, but things."
>"Oh?" Nick smiled, brushing his neck a bit with his right paw.
>"There's Chester's and there's Steve's. The line that's been going around is: 'You step into whichever one, grab yourself the lunch special, and then you find yourself walking out wishing you'd gone to the other one.'" The rabbit raised an eyebrow and brought a paw upon the fox's shoulder.
>Nick chucked, nodding once again. It was bone dry humor, but he'd gotten well used to that hanging out with this particular crowd of small fluffy ones. They both then looked out as Juliet Hopps, the sunshine brightly coming down on that bunny's spotted pink and white dress, showed up beside them.
>"Tray of lemonades for both of you," she said, the fox and the rabbit each clutching one.
>"Between you and me, if you're heading out and have time, probably going to relax at the swing over there," Nick remarked. He made his way over and took a seat on the rickety wood and metal contraception, held up between two big weeping willows. He gave a friendly wave to Walter, who waved back and smiled before just headed out the cobblestones away.
Daily reminder.
Starting from today.
So who HASN'T Nick been paired with at this point? I was going to say Mrs Otterton but then I remembered that pic by Carrot
>>3663756
Lionheart?
>>3663768
No, I've definitely seen porn of that.
>>3663495
Weaver get this shit outta here, I here they love you in the MLP and Steven Universe threads go draw for them your Zootopia shit is fucking awful
>>3663774
You seem upset over a thing that doesn't actually matter
>>3663756
One of Judy's underage sisters.
>>3663774
/co/ please leave
>>3663727
>He gave a friendly wave to Walter, who waved back and smiled before just heading out atop the cobblestone trail.
>"Mind if I join you?" asked Juilet, hopping over and standing on a big patch of clovers beside the old swing. Nick looked out for a moment at the breeze lightly blowing upon the rabbit's face, her big blue eyes and wrinkled face showing a combination of knowing age and care.
>"Sure," Nick responded, patting down on the wood. The rabbit popped up right beside him. They both simply looked out at the countryside, idly swinging away. Time went on a bit more, the breeze getting a bit stronger.
>"This is nice," Juliet said after a while. Nick just nodded. Before he knew it, the older rabbit had leaned up and rested against his right arm and shoulder. He said nothing back, feeling so comfortable at the swinging motion that he leaned himself in her direction as well.
>Nearly falling asleep the both of them, her paw just rested down upon his leg as he didn't even notice her head on his chest anymore. The breeze felt like a happy caress upon the both of them.
>"This is really nice," Nick whispered. Yet a little move of a branch against his neck, a soft brush that anywhere else he wouldn't have cared about, made him suddenly aware of his deactivated collar for the first time in a long time. "Nice..." Little unhappy visions of the past that he'd tried to keep down popped up in his mind. "And it shouldn't end."
>Juliet, well asleep, dreamed something that caused her to shift her head a bit to the side and rub against Nick's chest with her ears.
>"It won't end." He closed his eyes and tried to fall completely asleep himself.
>>3663756
july hopps
>>3663752
I don't mind this.
>>3663774
>"artists are only allowed to enjoy one thing! if they enjoy more than one thing, they're just jumping from bandwagon to bandwagon!!"
>>3663552
>>3663562
>>3663569
>>3663727
>>3663818
I hope that someone here likes that bunch of /comfy/.
>>3663802
>someone hasn't read At Least Hell is Warm/Hell is Warm and Full of Sinners
>>3663756
Nick has fucked a clone of himself, but I've never seen three Nicks together.
>>3663850
TheJokeYourHeadEtc.png
>>3663859
Not for lack of trying, though.
Good morning /trash/
What novelty ringtones would you give to Zootopia characters?
>>3663881
The Bad Touch
>>3663877
If >>3663802 was meant as a joke...
>>3663752
>>3663774
Calm down, anon. Weaver is mostly awful, but he's part of the community. I'd rather have the luxury to skip the content I don't like rather than scraping for endlessly reposted fanart from Twitter.
>>3663881
Theme to Beverly Hills Cop
Reminder that all bunnies are sluts
1/2
>>3663937
>>3663752
Adorably horrifying.
>>3663937
>>3663940
Reminder that this is perfectly okay because they're also adorable cuddle buddies
>>3663945
Who's she sexting /trash/?
>>3663940
nevermind
3/6?
>>3663752
>glasses AND contacts
but why?
>>3663957
4/6?
fuck the order of the images
>>3663958
Both for the purposes of not looking like a freaky fucker.
>>3663917
It's neat! I have no real strong opinions on it besides that it is, indeed, comfy. Though the inevitable Sword of Damocles situation with potential discovery gives it a bit of a bite
>a bunny will never take you home to her family so they can swarm your pred body with their overwhelming curiosity
>>3663961
5/6?
6/6
>>3663752
Pretty sure bitch shaves too, sculpting her top and leaving poofy hips at least, or she'd be a square waddling blob like her lackeys.
Hey /ztg/! Clunkbot again. It's been awhile since I've been here, but it's the time to dig up old things and make them new again!
I've updated Short Tails for the first time in about a month since my health took a turn for the worst. Feels good to be back in the saddle again, so to speak
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/16537342
>Short Tails by Clunkbot
>Chapter 8: Your lucky day
>Summary: Even when it might seem like things are going wrong, everything is going so, so perfectly right.
>Written as a challenge because it was believed writing in second person was nigh impossible in this thread
So, whatsssss goood lads?
>>3663958
>contacts
Obviously cosmetic, gives voters/the public a friendlier more relatable face.
>glasses
Can't see shit in those iris/pupil warping contacts
>>3663988
Oi
You
I figured out why I dislike F#A#Infinity
it's the end of East Hastings/the beginning of that next song is just this obnoxious noise.
>>3663961
I-Is that her asshole at the last p-panel?
>>3663937
"Love-toys" are the best way to describe buns.
>>3663338
>>3663424
Initial readthrough is done. This thing's definitely got a lot of promise. The award scene was a perfect addition to the rest of the piece, and Jude's attitude toward sex and openness shines through a lot more.
I'll have a formal review ready eventually, but for now... Great job. Can't wait to see more.
>>3664019
Well, it certainly isn't a bagina
>>3663966
You should draw /Zoocomfy/ in your style. Like in that original screencap with those images from Zistopia.
>>3663988
I had given up all hope
Reading now
>>3663966
Labjer goes for the classic literature reference when all I can think of it is The Book Thief.
>>3663956
Shepard?
>>3663989
Pretty sure you can get contacts that are both prescription and cosmetic
The glasses are redundant
>>3663987
Her making herself look hot is cool, though.
>>3662838
>>3664009
Ohhh, you mean after
>They have a large barge with the radio antenna on it
And there's that haunting sound with the distant and faint strumming of the guitar
I know exactly the part your talking about. I happen to love that part. So desolate and noisy. It makes me feel like I'm drifting in a dark ocean
>>3664030
I know, you were right to do so. I did too. I'm sorry.
I hope you enjoy it, friend. I like making content for you guys
>>3664045
Fashion is never redundant
1/2
>>3664068
>>3664045
Maybe sheep contacts don't come with prescription. Maybe it's considered a taboo among sheep to alter one's eyes to match other mammals, so they're only made by those that can only make the OTC kind.
>>3664066
You got me there I suppose
I think she's cuter without the glasses though
>>3664068
>>3664075
thank you anon
>>3663966
Glad that you like it, man.
>>3664078
This makes sense.
>>3664076
Reading right now. I'll let you know!
>>3663988
You should go look at the thread from the beginning, this one, to see how much "Be The Bun", "Have The Bun", and "It's Not Gay If It's Prey" has corrupted our souls.
But then rabbit males are so wonderful, so, why not?
>>3664019
I think it's just that her asscheeks are being more prominently drawn.
>>3663945
bellwether is probably a 8/10 in sheep beauty standards
Also do you think sheeps wear braces to improve their beauty?
>>3664025
That's fantastic, dude, and I'm glad that you've gotten into it so much. This is really sweet.
Have a cute pic.
>>3664042
If it works, it works. Even just going "I like this" is good when we're trying to promote content creation in threads.
>>3664162
Well, sheep don't have upper teeth, so she certainly does have some kind of unnatural implant, there.
>>3664062
Your attitude to what you do and to everybody else making content is great. I'm also happy that you're happy.
>>3664177
I have a thing for guys "turning gay", and this is close enough that it tickles my pickle. Besides, you did a fantastic job walking the line between persistent and rapey when it came to Nick's seduction.
>>3664079
She's great either way. Shepard is lucky.
>>3664109
>Schalke vs G2 game 1
>>3664162
Things in their mouths and maybe like on their legs to make them more like other mammals? I agree with this headcanon.
>>3664233
Well, we know Hoof Locker exists.
>>3664207
Geez, man, I'm on cloud nine right now. This is really great.
>>3664228
>>3664213
I did some sherlock hopps stuff
http://privatter.net/u/mejiro_ztpa
Have fun
Spoiler: he only have those 2 images so if you can't solve it It's fine.
Tip: Google translate lol
>>3663988
You really proved that second person can work
Also the ending was really cute, gave me a nice comfy feeling
>>3664270
I mean, I don't think anybody here said second-person *couldn't* work. it's just a bitch to write well.
>forgetting this
did you people forget how much heat Sunny is packing?
>>3664286
What a gifted bun
>>3664286
>not an anatomically correct rabbit dick
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
>>3664269
Thanks
>>3664286
I'm already in love!
My heart can't take much more of this!
>>3664286
That's by Bore himself?
>>3664283
I've really only seen it work once (at least in published stuff), and that was in Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie.
could someone link me the fic where nick pastors finnick?
>>3664300
Alec needs to draw more boy bunes
>>3664361
I asked him to.
Apparently when his family isn't in the room he will.
>>3664379
who did that lol
>>3664372
What meager devotion
>>3664361
How many boy bunnies do we got?
>>3664407
https://twitter.com/inubikko
>>3664270
>You really proved that second person can work
:D
>Also the ending was really cute, gave me a nice comfy feeling
That's the idea. Overall the theme was "from bad to good, even if things still seem bad." Kinda my own form of reconciling things.
>>3664223
So you're saying you want more of this?
>>3664203
Thank you so much. I encourage any kind of creativity. Any kind! I'm happy to lend a hand as best I can.
>>3664134
>But then rabbit males are so wonderful, so, why not?
Anon do I need to go get my bible?
>>3664503
>>3664407
>>3664379
You can tell by the filename I post this in /v/ a lot.
Here's the original.
>>3662838
Author?
>>3663956
Mrs Otterton
>>3658510
>Nick laid there, panting and sweating.
>Ellie purred as she was rocked by the rhythmic motions of his chest.
>And Judy had apparently nodded off beside him.
>His paw moved to stroke her ears- something he'd always done for Judy during moments like that.
>Before he could realize what he was doing, Ellie was shifting on top of him,
>He tilted his head down to look at her, 'Please, no more today' he begged to himself.
>She rested her chin on a paw, and looked into his eyes.
>Her other paw found itself behind his ear, rubbing into its base.
>His body reacted before his mind could take control- his tail wagging and a goofy smirk growing on his face,
>'No!' he wanted to say, but happy whimper left his mouth instead.
>Ellie smiled, happiness and mirth in her eyes, and she leaned in to his face.
>The feelings of shame and disgust were gone when their eyes met,
>And she kissed him- there was no passion, only tenderness this time.
>'No,' he thought, as that deep feeling of shame returned to him.
>Ellie shifted again, her legs were kneeling on his sides, and her puffy, wet mound was rubbing against his chest.
>'No more,' he thought, and a louder grown left his throat.
>Their kiss was no longer tender- her lips worked against his, and her breathing was rough.
>Her other hand found the back of his head, and their kiss deepened,
>His cock was throbbing again.
>This filled him with more shame, but the disgust was absent.
>Just as he moved a paw to grab push her away, she separated their kiss.
>She shifted again, and stood above him- a mix of precum and natural bunny lubrication mussed his chest and stomach, along with her cunt and thighs.
>Judy shifted in her rest, causing Ellie to lose balance and fall forward,
>Her hands met the wall behind the bed, and Nick's muzzle was barely an inch from her sopping wet muff.
>He breathed deep in that moment, and he became light-headed.
>One of Judy's eyes cracked open to watch, and a smirk played on her face.
>>3664300
Can't we just like both?
>>3664514
As the guy who came up with the original first post of lets just have slice of life with deactivated collar Nick hanging out with rabbits being hidden from the government, I was wondering like what you thought of it. And also the text stuff that I posted.
Also, if you want to write that yourself, damn man do grab a hold of the idea and go at it.
>>3664557
Much shame upon Nick's famry
>>3664557
Just...
Just keep going.
Good god, Round 2? Really?
>>3664514
I'm afraid that so much of us either need to "Be the Bun" or "Have the Bun".
>>3664557
It gets really down here
Also now I believe that Nick might not kill himself
>>3664611
really hot
Why must locker room/workout Judy get me so much?
>>3664602
I just want the fox and bunny to kiss.
>>3664686
True!
>>3664693
I want to be a bunny and kiss a fox.
Or any other larger pred, honestly.
>>3664629
>>3664740
dem abs. dat strategically placed phone. dat thigh gap....
sorry but not sorry
Will you ever be good enough friends with a small mammal to let them ride around on you?
>>3664808
>here me out
I mean, I think he's going wherever she wants to bring him, or he can walk his trashy ass himself.
>>3664808
The sex must be incredible.
>>3664826
Son of a bitch I did use the wrong hear. My hubris was my undoing in the end
>>3664740
Probably she took that picture only for nick cause she love him.
And the faggot fox showed the picture to the whole zpd guys while they were drunk at a bar
>>3664830
>>3664808
>>3664826
That's a girl trash panda though. She's just good friends with the antelope.
So guys
I've been writing a comfy greentext, but I hit an issue: It's way too long for a single post, but it's still in greentext style. Should I just post it in chunks when I finish it?
>>3664875
Do it nerd
>>3664875
....yes?
Hey!
I know, I know, greentext is the thing, but I went ahead and decided to format the 'Deactivated Collar Refugee Nick Wilde Hiding With the Hopps Families' stuff I've jotted down in a one-shot Pastebin piece form.
http://pastebin.com/vV3Vt4WE
Please take a look and let me know what you think.
>>3664941
This being in reference to all of the stuff from:
>>3663552
>>3663562
>>3663569
>>3663727
>>3663818
>>3663839
Etc.
Also, I went ahead and added a bit more content to try to hit the feels heavier while making it still /Zoocomfy/.
>>3664875
Worst case scenario just toss it onto Pastebin but yeah chunks is fine.
>>3664794
Are you the original screencap-er?
>>3664711
I so would want to be your predator, you bun.
>>3664941
i like it
you should do more
>>3664668
They mean that you should be non-cryptically homoerotic?
Friends help friends find ways to stay cool in the summer
>>3665061
Thanks!
>>3665100
These twins
I adore them
>>3664207
What did you mean by a "formal review", though? Just curious.
>>3665100
just bros helping bros. Nothing weird about it
To the guy who asked last thread about what keeps people up at night.
The answer is you fuckers.
The comfy, the lewd, the insanity. It's all been mostly enjoyable.
>>3665100
>not sure if Remmy or Femmy
>don't even care
Damn that's nice
>>3665126
Speaking of last thread, did the other anon who was afraid of thunder make it to sleep eventually?
That sounded like an awful time. :/
>>3665137
>Afraid of thunder
Thunderstorms are so fucking comfy though.
>>3665137
>being a grown ass man
>afraid of thunder
>>3665135
It's whoever you want it to be, anon.
>>3665100
Weaver, if this is you... or if you're around... you need to finally let Remmy get his willy wiggled.
He's probably gone though enough stress that he ought to just get it, like at an ethical level.
remmy that turns out to be femmy when
>>3665120
I tend to paste the story into a googledoc, then add comments on specific areas I feel could use improvement, with one big style/summary comment at the end.
I'm at work right now, so the review is going to be updated sporadically, but if you want to follow along...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11UFFQShmoFMlDXeLoiBC8u01Jckqg_rYZ7FR5JMVQQ4/edit?usp=sharing
>>3665187
You don't get to choose your fears anon. I've seen plenty of grown ass man be afraid of a cockroach.
>>3665187
>grown ass man
Neither of those assumptions can be made here, anon.
>>3665206
Oh, I see!
Like I said before, take your time man
Who here was back when the anons were talking about carrot-themed underwear in depth and actually found websites selling them?
And discussed buying them for each other?
>>3662650
reiterating from yesterday,
GET TO THE FEELS FALLOUT BUNKER NOW
>>3665234
Where do you live? I'm an Oregonian, so it kinda follows that I find rain, and by extension storms, comforting.
>>3665262
I mean I was here
I'd wear them if I received the cash required for them, and post pics
But there's no way I can afford something frivolous like that on my own.
>>3665277
Portland here
>>3665277
I'm upstate NY.
>tfw now anybody who glances at the map can probably figure out who's talking
>>3665290
>Someone in these threads lives within an hour of me
Fuck me, am I gonna end up doing that map thing?
>>3665278
But do you have the shaved legs, shaved belly, natural skinny nerdy boy frame, and the like to rock such undies in the first place?
Probably should get the bun tail thing too.
>>3665278
That's hot.
OREGON ANONS FUCK WHEN
NEW YORK ANONS FUCK WHEN
ALSO THERE'S LIKE FIVE TEXANS AREN'T THERE
>>3665320
I don't actually live in Portland, I just wanted to see what your reaction is someone nearby.
>>3665321
I mean, I have a p cute pic I could post if you wanted me to prove it, but that's hitting some suuuuper /soc/ territory.
>>3665310
Yay.
Storm ended. Not sure when- passed out and slept in since it's my day off. Branches are everywhere. Doesn't seem to be any lightning damage though.
Good day to catch up on Zootopian degeneracy.
>>3665340
>NEW YORK ANONS FUCK WHEN
I mean
The Rochester anons had lunch
We need the Newark anon to come over for the threesome.
>>3665344
Oh. Rude.
Did Rose ever say if she was okay for non-softcore lewdness?
I think if I just never mention my sketchbook again maybe my friends will forget
>>3665344
RUUUUUUUUDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3665367
she said she didn't care either way
also because she doesn't feel too attached to the character
>>3662088
That's some really great stuff anon, I love the award scene and you did a good job making it obvious that Jude was into everything but just hesitant, rather than coerced. I'm eagerly awaiting the next chapter.
>>3665367
Man I so badly want to greentext eating that skunk out but I've gotta go out in like five minutes
>>3665345
You can just describe in text about how you're milky and soft so that you're almost a bunny boy already, I suppose.
>>3665382
Huh, that's interesting.
>>3665345
That other anon posted nudity, it's only fair we have a male version
>>3665383
Thanks a bunch. I'm glad that you liked it so much.
>>3665400
I want to read that really badly desu
>>3665442
... the fuck?
>>3665442
If you guys are sure you want a pic of a (ugh) human, I can post one, but you're not getting full-on nudity out of me.
Call it my line in the sand that I won't cross.
>>3665480
This, tbqh
Let's not get so far away from the topic of the thread
>>3665480
3rd
>>3662520
lol oh gosh, like only one thing on that list is true
here's a more accurate list
>happy
>poly
>pansexual
>deterministic hedonist
>can't feel sad/mad
>loves sweets
I'd like to think I'm pan since I would bone aliens if we ever meet them, and they sure wouldn't be male or female. Also satanism is surprisingly decent but too much of a hot mess for me to identify as one.
>>3665367
Have the requested updated version, anon.
Gonna go back to drawing other lewds.
>>3665538
>>pansexual
>>deterministic hedonist
what the fuck do these buzzwords even mean?
>>3665367
Yes, yes... tie up the Rose... Lewd the Rose...
>>3665454
>protonick
gay.
>>3665560
>Pansexual
"I'll fuck anything"
>deterministic hedonist
The idea that humans are always motivated by their greatest drive, which in this case is ascribed to be pleasure
So basically "the best way to live is pursue physical pleasure"
>>3665549
Jesus fucking Christ...
>I share this thread with Atheists and hipster Satanists who pick it because it's "cool and just really misunderstood is all"
>>3663347
But anon, is it truly sadness if being a little brainless fuckbunny for big, musky predcock is the only thing left that Savage can actually think about? Imagine how fulfilling it would be to have your entire mind focused on one thing, and actually being able to do it all the time.
It's just Jack's one thing is getting filled up with as much predator cum as possible.
>Judy jumps at you
>All you can see as she rapidly approaches are her feet, ass and face
>>3665589
Really, it's less of a bad end, and more a dream come true, right?
>>3665538
>somebody let tumblr into our thread
I consider these threads officially on life support.
>>3665582
>>3665560
pansexual is just a meme sexuality
They say "I'll have sex with anything", but it's really just the same thing as bisexual
>>3665598
BB and comicanon are both better suited in the containment hugbox.
>>3665538
Determinism is a bad philosophy of existence and way to approach reality because it doesn't take into account the inherent randomness of physical nature in multiple forms, especially as we see now looking at quantum physics and other advanced sciences.
FIGHT ME BRO
(1/2)
>You wake up in the arms of a predator, sun filtering in the window and birds chirping as you both enjoy a day off together
>Then you watch his eyes flicker open and greet him with kisses along his neck, chest, and jawline before even considering saying "Good Morning"
>You giggle into his fur as he groans even more awake, the pleasure of his own personal wake-up call shining through the sarcastically annoyed growling
>As a pair, you bask in each other's warmth, maybe just a little too warm, but the bliss of the contact more than makes up for it
>You rouse yourselves for the day, going about the tasks of your daily routine almost in sync with eachother
>Sitting down at the table for a quick brunch, you and your lovely predator decide what you'll do with the rest of the day off. Maybe the park?
>The park was a good idea. You stroll along the paths, in and out of patches of wood and clearing
>Eventually you make your way back to the beginning of the network of paths throughout
>There's an ice-cream stand, and being a little past midday now, what better a treat than ice-cream
>You and him purchase your preferred flavors, though it's almost always something the other would enjoy too
>You dig in, giving pause to point out a fleck of ice-cream on his muzzle, smiling as you lean in to lick it off.
>He responds in kind, his large tongue lapping comically against your face as you break down into fits of giggles
>He continues to lick, even after all the treat has been cleaned out of your fur
>You lightly try to shove him away, uttering light laughing protestations as he persists, forcing you against the bench, leaning over you
>Suddenly, his weight pressing down against you, the situation feels far more charged than you meant for it to be
>>3665538
>deterministic hedonist
This one seems dangerous
>>3665624
>He continues his licks, interspersed now with bites and nibbles
>You feel moans begin to rise out of your throat unexpectedly, doing your best to supress them as you glance around, realizing you're in public
>Your frantic eye movements catch your predator's attention, as he, too, realizes what you're doing in public.
>He leaves off with one more long lick from your neck, up your cheek, whispering to you as he reaches your ear a soft promise of continuing later
>And then he pulls off of you, leaving you shaking, even twitching slightly from the act
>It takes a minute or two to recover as he finishes his ice-cream, then yours, before you are composed enough to angrily, but jokingly jab at his arm
>He takes it with some mock pain, knowing even the full force of a hit from you would barely phase him
>Its been a few hours since you first arrived, now, and you decide as a duo to return to your abode.
>He offers to carry you inside, claiming it as an apology for what he did earlier, but you quickly realized it was a setup for what he had planned next
>You immediately find yourself being tossed onto the bed, left vulnerable as the big bad predator closes in on you.
I should have pastebinned but fuck you.
>>3665623
it isn't even about how determinism is retarded, it's he just misused the word in the first place. Leave him alone, he's going through a phase.
>>3665538
You probably made a mistake starting to treat Cutie the character as a kind of avatar given that you and her are different in multiple ways
>>3665563
This is the future we chose.
We made an excellent choice.
>>3665560
>pansexual
It means you can be attracted to non-binary genders. In human culture this equates to a lot of bullshit, but once we find aliens this is going to be a real popular sexuality to be.
>>3665560
>deterministic hedonist
cause and effect are directly linked, and events are determined by prior events, so all of your choices were made before you were born. And hedonism is all about physical pleasure.
>>3665598
lol the "pansexual" part right? I agree it's really dumb to think about it since we only have two genders.
>>3665615
fuk u anon if I'm going into a hugbox I'm bringing you with me
>>3665623
>the inherent randomness of physical nature in multiple forms, especially as we see now looking at quantum physics and other advanced sciences.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT QUANTUM PHYSICS
but yeah, if that's true then I'm blown the fuck out
>>3665626
I like to live dangerously
>>3665615
>upset people like comicanon who helped out so many writefags, encouraged many more, created OC himself and is tangibly making these threads a better place
you shut your whore mouth and spew misused tumblvomit elsewhere
>>3665680
>It means you can be attracted to non-binary genders. In human culture this equates to a lot of bullshit, but once we find aliens this is going to be a real popular sexuality to be.
Yea, this would probably be the only scenario where I recognize pansexuality as being a thing
>>3665589
>>3665597
See, this can be written in a way that makes it sound fucking terrible, or it can be written in a way that is really enjoyable to read, and so much of it depends on the author.
Grizz is a cool bro and going one way. He's got that. BUT I can see some random dude trying this and just making something depressing as shit.
>>3665646
nah, the only similarity would be that we're both open to multiple partners. Her out of necessity while me being out of convenience. I don't need more than one partner and can survive monogamy. It would actually be a lot easier than keeping up a poly relationship.
>>3665137
Oh gosh uhm, if you're talking about me (I think, I'm the jerboa), I ended up getting to bed after I woke my roommate up for work. I did get a good distraction when my other roommate's alarm went off and the Banjo Kazooie theme was blaring.
>>3665584
Please don't mix just happening to be an atheist with hipsters and the other groups.
It's like just happening to be a vegetarian being really not the same thing as some complete asshole far-left vegan soapbox dude.
hold on a second, are we being baited again? Fuck you.
>>3665695
"OH GOSH GEE WOW YOUR A BRILLIANT WRITER GOOD JORB LETS CIRCLEJERK AND BLOGPOST YAY!" is not a contribution
>>3665715
That's good. I woke up in the morning and skimmed the last thread, and things didn't seem like they were going amazingly for you. Glad it turned out okay.
>>3665726
Thanks OC
>>3665538
>pansexual
So, hey, can we fuck?
>>3665722
Seems like it.
People know attacking content creators is an easy way to mine (You)s.
>>3665726
>>3665615
You leave ComicAnon out of all of this.
He's not even here.
He's done nothing wrong.
If there's anyone that has read
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11836114/1/When-Instinct-Falls
Is it worth a read?
>>3665758
maybe, I still find people attractive or unatractive
>>3665746
Yeah! I haven't been outside yet, probably won't for a while.
Unrelated, but it's summer and I wanted to do a small prompt. Let's see some swimsuits, guys! Beach stories and animals in bikinis galore. OC work is encouraged!
>>3665626
I'm going to really second this.
But then being a depressive quasi-libertarian optimistic with free-will based beliefs hasn't treated me very well, so ehh...
>>3665775
>taking the bait.
Anon. Nick would be ashamed of you for falling to such a weak hustle.
>>3665726
I can't speak to the other reads he's done but he gave me some pretty honest and harsh criticisms for mine. Not that you'd know, Officer, you just like to complain.
>>3665799
>beach stories
Did Comic comment on that greentext?
>>3665680
Is that meant to be you hugging anon as anon or was there some other context to that image?
>>3665824
it was meant for the archive-anon since he was feeling down, but it works for all anons
>>3665707
That was actually one of my biggest fears in writing this, and part of what I think makes Chapter Two weaker.
Hopefully, three will work in such a way so as to veer away from that possibility.
>>3665789
I did, but I don't want to have the bun, I want to be the bun
Also my heart got super fluttery at the thought of a pred licking ice-cream off my face and I desperately had to write it.
>>3665726
Holy fuck, this is so many layers of compressed bullshit that I don't know where to begin.
Like start with how the past five recordings or whatever that he did involved criticism of lewd fics that have caused the authors to go back and like substantially re-think what they're doing.
Post your oldest zoop toop greentext.
>Pred-prey used to be novel
>>3665840
I still really appreciate you cheering me up bb.
>>3665866
good to see you're still alive bb
>>3665864
Well, I didn't substantially rethink Savage. He mostly just hit me hard on vocab and such, which admittedly did improve chap. 2 a lot.
But, yeah, comic's really helpful and OC a fag.
>>3665680
BB you're pretty cool, hot damn.
Not being facetious, that is the first time I've seen someone online discuss their worldview and address opposing criticism in a mature, respectful way. Usually its all "I'm right, fuck you, REEEEEEE"
>>3665799
>swimsuits
>Judy in a sling bikini
I need this...
>>3665796
What is unattractive then to you?
I need more sealumpy. Stat.
>>3665820
He did, actually.
He found it weird but was in good humor about the whole thing.
I can go back and share his reaction by taking a screencap from the archive if you want.
>>3665891
Not gonna lie I was pretty ashamed when Comicanon found some spots where I used the same word too many times. I'd done a read-through to avoid exactly that but I missed several big offenders and I beat myself up for that a lot over a few days.
>>3665844
See, I don't think chapter two was weaker.
But then, when there was only the first chapter up, my dream chapter two was Jack intentionally sabotaging a rescue attempt and bolting into the wilderness with the savage'd wolverine because days of primal banging had screwed up his head and now he valued a strong dicking over, like.. civilization, and he'd just end up a happy, dim little bedwarmer for a savage throwback.
Which is probably a bad end for a lot of people, but makes me smile a dreamy little smile thinking about it, so maybe I'm a bad person to ask.
>>3665934
less and less with each passing thread, anon.
>>3665922
I was just worried he was going to find it creepy and leave
>>3665850
Well, both Have the Bun and Be the Bun are great and closely related, so it's cool.
>>3665913
What a guy
>>3665933
I got someone who actually works as an editor to look over my fic, and they slash and burned my stuff pretty hard.
It really makes you feel like an idiot.
>>3665944
A bunny ending up the bedwarmer buttslut of a pred is the best ending for a bunny, anon.
Sign me up.
>>3665844
Well, shit man, I really don't know where you want to go with it. I don't know where I'D want you to go with it. You can go a lot of places.
Sit back, take time with it, and it'll work out.
>>3665901
well I couldn't have acted otherwise!
>>3665907
I'm definitely attracted to the feminine form. But then little twinky bunny boys are pretty good too.
>>3665866
>>3665910
Oh, cool, are you expanding the original /Zoocomfy/ screencap? You could add more images to it.
Please also add a link to: http://pastebin.com/vV3Vt4WE
>>3665977
Bunnies are good.
Period, full stop. Just in general.
>>3665905
I want to see Weavalope in a sling bikini.
>>3665967
It really does, but a little heat and pressure can make some wonderful things.
>>3665977
Wait, so you're bisexual but don't fuck non-feminine guys?
>>3665987
>/zoocomfy screencap/
Uh, I dunno if you have the right anon.
>add link to pastebin
I think you might be looking for pastebinanon, but tell me what cap you mean and I still can probably help
>>3665998
Do not lewd the Weavelope.
>>3666014
Doesn't even have to be lewd. Just him in a sling bikini.
>>3666014
Don't tell me how to live
>>3665913
I don't like comic for being a gushy pussy who blog posts and giving false praise in the hopes of having efriends, and I don't like BB for scribbling shitty art and dumb af lettering and being into poly which is straight up fucked
Take it or leave it thats my opinion. BB belongs in tumblr, comic on reddit, this is 4chan, and its hipocritical to say im the asshple on this site.
>>3666010
For plenty of people, that's gay enough.
Of course, other people would think wanting a dominant muscular woman would be pretty gay.
Because they're morons.
Does anyone have the greentext (or was it a pastebin?) where Judy gets hooked on bad romance novels and tries to keep her habit secret?
>>3666032
>>3666035
lol whatever fag
>>3665977
youre a goober
>>3665793
Yes, it's worth a read.
Then again, so is
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11873831/A-Life-Revealed
>So much talk about ComicAnon
Is it known when he's coming back to the threads? I think he has like three different things he's said that he'd read but he has shitty internet problems.
>>3665866
>Pred-prey used to be novel
We've kinda got an overabundance of it, now. We're to the point that it's the default state of affairs.
>>3666038
>Tfw no dominant muscular girl to beat me up
God willing I'll be dead by 40
>>3666027
GOD HAS ABANDONED US
>>3666038
Nick's going to end up the worst sex offender in Bunnyburrow history, isn't he.
>>3666041
I wrote a story like that, but it was super short and it was based on a pretty lengthy conversation in thread about it.
I don't have link since I'm on mobile, but the pastebin was called There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered... or something like that.
>>3666084
God has a lot to answer for when I meet him.
>>3666032
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY
>>3666069
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11873831/A-Life-Revealed
>hey guys I'm totally not abandoning this fic, should update hopefully this week
>said over a month ago
>>3666077
just like interracial couples!
>>3666077
Yeah, we need something new for the thread to obsess over.
We've had:
pred/prey
itsnotgayifprey
pastor
And probably a few other things, but I can't remember, or care at the moment.
>>3666074
He was here last night. Did a reading, then said he was exhausted. Dude's not stopping when he's on fucking vacation, I kind of feel weird about him doing that, but I guess it makes him happy.
>>3666060
Yeah, that cap wasn't mine unfortunately. I'm at work right now, but if I have the chance I'll see what I can do.
>>3666077
The next big thing is gonna be the adorable power struggles in canid/feline relationships, just you watch
>>3666038
But you don't fuck non-feminine guys? Awwwwww.
>>3666108
>Go back and reread some of the stories I remember being decent
>Always laugh when I get to a final chapter that says "Next update should be this weekend!"
>Last updated: 2y 3mo ago
>>3666077
Actually, I feel like right now there's a blissful happy saturation.
I don't want less pred/prey. Just more pred/pred also.
>>3666027
So it shall be
>>3666113
Shorter ones include:
Dewlap, Lewdy/Judy idea, Mrs. Wilde and Gideon ship night.
Shep Bellweather is a big one, as is Dez and Molly which created the schizm. We might be on a Be the Bun kick now.
>>3666142
What about prey/prey? Or is that a sin?
>>3666150
>>3666121
Not the original person, just posting for the heck of it.
I mean I'm easy, if they interest me, it doesn't matter if they're muscular or petite, pebis or buhgina.
>>3666150
honk
>>3666113
Pastor is going to be a thing for a while.
It just hits too many buttons.
Also, Be the Bun / Have the Bun isn't the same thing as Not Gay if Prey really. You can have one without the other.
Be the Bun doesn't even need to be sexual. Just thinking about hugging and cuddling.
>>3666108
People have lives, you know.
Lewd Femweaves is a great tangent to get on
>>3666182
Whoa I haven't seen this one.
>>3666168
I just wish it was easier to simulate somebody curled up around you with a pillow.
It's really easy to simulate being curled up around somebody else with a pillow, but I don't want that
>>3666118
No pressure or anything. Just asking.
>>3666182
>thighs
Yeah, that's the stuff
>>3666181
Yes, what's your point?
>>3666150
THEM CARROT UNDIES, MAN
THEM CARROT UNDIES
>>3665933
>I used the same word too many times
if you're trying to avoid word repetition, understand the shades of meaning in synonyms -- avoid thesaurus abuse
http://www.earlytorise.com/the-language-perfectionist-is-elegant-variation-bad/
>>3666158
Frankly, it doesn't inherently seem as fun to me, but I'm not going to be opposed to it at all, especially if it comes from write-anons that are into it and make it comfy.
>>3666153
Dewlaps are still fucking based.
They will never not be enjoyed.
>>3666227
I don't like the Snax pictures, they look more like manes
>>3666224
What if one of the prey is a predator of another colour?
>I made this thread.
>I'm still looking at it so many hours later.
This feeling... is not a good feeling. As much as I love that so much has been happening.
Also have another SwedBun.
compared to the taboo of pred/prey relationships in Zootopia, do you think that inter-species relationships are treated the same way (such as a lion with a wolf, or an elephant with a rhino)? Or would it be more socially acceptable since it is pred/pred or prey/prey?
>>3666035
Behold, the return of Officer Content
if that is what the thread desires
so be it
Man this day is so comfy
>>3666275
I love them big fem weaver titties.
But do her areolas match
>>3666274
Fuck off, you dont know who I am.
Anyone got any reference pictures of Captain Fournier.
I'm needing to blow off some steam.
>>3666265
Not really feeling it.
Maybe if it was a big gay deer guy and a little gay deer guy with the former threatening to mount and dominate the teeny one so much that he couldn't even walk, say.
I want Nick and Judy doing caramelldansen
>>3666307
>you dont know who I am
oh the irony
>>3666306
>areolas
Don't get me started...
>>3666272
Probably more acceptable. I imagine, at least in Zootopia, that it's less species based and more us-vs-them when it comes to predators and prey. A lion and a wolf might get some weird looks but it's still "them". But then you cross the pred/prey divide and all of a sudden you've got like three different layers of objection from people.
>>3666326
Explain yourself
>>3666272
Still taboo but really less taboo?
I guess think of the difference between a Hispanic guy, mild, marrying a black girl versus a black guy marrying a white girl, wild.
>>3666306
>But do her areolas match
don't test me
>>3666035
Your typing style reminds me of somebody from the Discord.
>>3666338
>>3666360
What kind of game do you think I'm playing here?
I'm so real right now you can call me reality.
>>3666275
Go on
>>3666274
He never left, anon.
Also don't feed him the Ewes.
>>3666010
I know, pretty gay right?
>>3666374
I SUDDENLY HAD A GREAT IDEA FOR HOW LABJER AND WEAVALOPE CAN SETTLE THEIR DISPUTE
>>3666360
do
it
To what extent would accidentally stepping on and thus seriously injuring or even killing another mammal be a crime in Zootopia?
I mean a complete accident. The large fellow is horrified. Starts crying and all.
>>3666360
STOP GIVING ME NEW FETISHES
>>3666389
oh fuck
>>3664841
>implying Nick has time to hang out with the guys while having Judy waiting at home after their shift
>>3666368
lol wrong I fucking hate discord shitters. There a huge problem with the threads.
>>3666404
Reckless endangerment, involuntary manslaughter
>>3666317
I believe that's him in the center of: http://zoo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=165
>>3666427
>http://zoo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=165
Thank you, this is a really big help, you don't understand.
>>3666409
Hey, if you don't have a large areola fetish already that's on you.
>>3666161
I know BB isn't a big cat, but I think of that and I guess that's probably way sleeping with BB sounds like such a great... yeah.
>>3666378
I suppose that that was intended, but I thought she was talking about a dildo for the longest time
>>3666404
It likely is manslaughter, but there may be places or situations where it would be a lesser charge
>>3666343
So something like:
pred male X with pred female X = "normal"
pred male X with pred female Y = weird, but whatever
pred male X with pred male X = fags
pred male X with pred male Y = weird fags
pred male with prey female = crime against nature
pred male with prey male = you grab the torch, I'll grab the pitchfork
?
What did you eat today /ztg/?
>>3666443
I want to fuck Gillou, but also Ona
what do
>>3666470
I haven't eaten in over 24 hours
>>3666443
>that level of thic
>>3666369
need more giant puffy areolas....
>>3666504
>>3666470
Two small waffles and a cup of milk.
My appetite has been very low after I got a little sick a week and a half ago.
>>3666465
Yeah probably
But then the recent social progress is making all levels below normal considered more acceptable, although I think that ranking is probably true
Probably like how lesbians are more accepted than gay men, and both more than bisexual guys, I suppose.
>>3666504
Imagine being a lady goat with good milking genes. They never domesticated, so it'd just be a rare mutation; a chance at big swollen udders that make milk for your young and then just won't stop for up to a year or two after.
I hope there's a market for it, otherwise she'd just have to ask her husband to shamefully milk her at the end of the day.
>>3666449
That would make for an interesting story.
Like the mouse family refuses to press charges against the bear that squashed their son because they're all like Amish-level religious pacifist. But the bear deals with all kinds of things as a result.
i did a pack street thing
it's got betty in it but it's not very good and i don't know if the personalities even match i'm sorry
album in case image is bad: http://m.imgur.com/a/aMIp8
>>3666465
Not quite. Honestly, the I feel like the only reason we really give a shit about homosexuality is because, well, it's just us. Once you've got entirely different species coming together and fucking, and/or predators hooking up with prey, I just don't see gay and lesbian really mattering that much in the grand scheme of things anymore.
Does anyone have that screencap of the anon who butchered a sentence and capped all the replies? I'm pretty sure it had orange background
>>3666470
>anon posts chili
>I'm suddenly reminded of that time I mentioned chili on toast on the /co/ Zootopia thread and it started an argument over if beans are an acceptable ingredient in chili
All that aside, I've eaten nothing yet today.
>>3666524
>boob is only 10% nipple
Don't hold back..
>>3666547
>I hope there's a market for it, otherwise she'd just have to ask her husband to shamefully milk her at the end of the day.
Wouldn't many, maybe most, husbands be like-- "Is that that time again? Hells to the fuck yeah!"
>>3666559
This is AMAZING ZHAN
>>3666565
ye
>>3666559
good stuff!
>>3666559
>>3666504
yes
>>3666559
Aww. This is surprisingly sweet, I love it. The Betty Fever begins.
>>3666547
Well, given how cheese is sold in Zootopia, I can't imagine milk isn't wanted.
So goats, cows, and other species can all go in for a shift at the dairy for a shift on the pump.
>>3666559
Is good.
>>3666495
I wanna do Gillou!
>>3666577
Her husband is fine with it. But she'd just embarrassed; she feels unnatural. Ungainly walking around in the daytime and reliant on her loving partner to relieve her at the end of the day. She feels like a burden sometimes. But he does enjoy it, and once the pressure starts to release she can't help but get into it herself.
>>3666614
Must be a popular job. I hear at creameries out in the meadowlands they hire highschool boys to learn the ropes at milking early, usually picking preds with nice soft pawpads. A little hint of fear actually boosts the amount of milk they retrieve by all accounts.
The turnover rate for employees is... low.
This thread needs more comfy
>>3666668
you're only posting that because you read the "breeder" greentext
don't try to hide it
>>3666470
I have no eaten anything in over 24 hours.
What prey on prey parings are the hottest?
What prey on prey parings would be so bad that it would be funny in a sitcom way?
>>3666696
that's not healthy, anon
>>3666668
God I wish I wasn't so tired.
This makes me want to write a fic about a young pred, just out of college, finding a job at a dairy, and dealing with all the milfy donors.
>>3666470
does jizz count?
>>3666702
>>3666696
Why?
>>3666035
>this is 4chan, and its hipocritical to say im the asshple on this site.
Lol exactly. I hate when people treat me as a delicate flower. I'm on 4chan too for a reason, and that reason is that I like honest people like you anon.
Have the shitiest if sketches.
>>3666744
Obviously he's preparing to be a cum dumpster. Cleaning his stomach so that he can fit more and more of that delicious jizz inside him.
>>3666691
Anon, I'm a milkfag from the start. I might have had a hand in that greentext.
>>3666702
Going to nominate that Platypus basically anything else could be really silly.
>>3666763
Shut the fuck up, your shitty jokes are not as clever as you think they are
>>3666761
Thanks for the new phone wallpaper
>>3666736
>>3666776
Platypuses are carnivores.
>>3666761
BB this is not fair that you want to be spooged inside of by twink rabbits but not masculine species
Not everyone can be the bun
>>3666569
Where else would beans go if not in chili?
Put them beans in there.
>>3666782
>Double Satan Get
>Shameless Pedophilia
This feels very fitting.
>>3666799
They only eat fish, shrimp, and worms though.
Which would make them not Zootopian type carnivores.
>>3666776
The Platypus secrets milk through its skin
>>3666811
You're assuming I'm a bottom??
>>3666876
If she gets some nice hare guy that's really open-minded, the foreplay's going to get sooooo awkward...
>>3666702
>prey/prey
>sitcom
Kangaroo/Kangaroo Rat. Kangarat insists on emphasizing the Kangaroo part, even if it doesn't make sense. Massive napoleon complex, Kanga is loving but patronizing.
>>3666867
Tell that to the Ottertons.
>>3666892
P-pretty please?
>>3666643
Gillou is entry-tier. Veronica is the top choice.
>>3666000
Witnessed
>>3666909
>"Nick-sensai, fuck my throat-pussy!"
i'm sorry, guys.
>>3666923
Shrimp and worms though, it's like...
Eating bugs is okay but worms isn't?
Well, fuck.
>>3666943
>body freckles and bush
Yes to this
>>3666976
Why does every single fandom have to have a high school AU
>>3666996
Anime, thats why.
>>3666996
Because each fandom has high school kids
>>3666931
HAH!
No, I'm the predator here
>>3665913
lost my shit
>>3667020
c-can you be dominant in a way that involves spooge
>>3666982
>Eating bugs is okay
Do you think the people who go to Bug Burga aren't considered carnivores?
Eating worms or bug patties both make you a predator.
>>3666996
The fic that the picture is referencing is actually pretty good. Not gonna lie, though, I'd prefer to see an AU where Nick and his mom move out to Bunnyburrow or something. But maybe it says a lot about the movie that most of the fan content is about them continuing their careers with each other.
People keep telling me to do nice things to Calvin, so I guess I will finally cave and give in.
Remember: Care packages are love
>>3666272
>>3666350
>>3666343
>>3666465
>>3666537
Am I too late to add my thoughts to thsi subject?
I personally wonder whether the interspecies relationships are common.
Consider interracial relationships: in the US, the overwhelming majority of marriages are between same races. Demographics are of course a contributing factor, but its interesting that in the melting pot of the world, Whites, Blacks and Asians marry within races ~90% of the time.
Now, consider that in America we've lost a lot of the emphasis we place on different cultural backgrounds, too: Irish Americans used to be waaaay different than Polish Americans, and people used to say that Germans would never be able to integrate because of how different they looked, spoke, and acted. We no longer place as much of an importance on this, but consider how much harder this would be if we looked as different as animal species do!
And here is the biggest difference between species that we humans don't have a comparison to: outside of species, you can't reproduce viable offspring. That might be a huge deterrent for long-term interspecies relationships! This makes me thing there's a majority of couples of same-species.
Taxonomy is interesting to think about: if the percentage divide between same species is the majority (and I'm talking 90%), what might the statistics be for interspecies? And I JUST mean species-- how many tigers are in relationships with leopards?
Then, consider the GENUS divide?
Then, percentage of relationships that are interFAMILY?
Must go down from there!
Gadda run, but I hope this is interesting to you all!
>>3666983
Ronnie is a pretty nice monstergirl.
>>3667092
>Those wolves
POOR LITTLE BUN AND THE TWO BIG BAD WOLVES
>>3667092
>welcomed into area with both preds and prey
>treated immediately with affection and friendliness when he gets in there
>helpful atmosphere
DAMN IT, CALVIN, JUST MAKE FRIENDS ALREADY
>>3667092
>"Two carrots to eat, one to carve the professor's name into and ride until I don't feel pain any more. Score!"
To 3625639
"Draw us some Captain Fournier, please."
Thanks to the requesters and to whoever gave me the reference earlier. Needed to blow off a bit of steam and this seemed to really help. Hope you like it.
>>3666559
you're a treasure zhan
this was very cute and I think you managed to get her down pretty well
here's some more black betty while I'm at it
>>3667057
Well sure, you swallow right?
>>3666477
Ona is the better choice.
But only but a tiny margin.
>>3667154
Yes! More Fournier! Good job anon, though the chief might send him home to put some pants on.
>>3667170
oh black betty, bam the lamb
whooaaa black betty, slam the lamb
>>3667092
calvin needs
PHYSICAL AFFECTION
H
Y
S
give him the D
but preferably a more socially healthy D than labjer's
>>3667179
Are we talking clean, healthy, fresh, and All-American standard spooge here... or...
>>3667206
The legs fucked me up.
I was originally thinking of them as human legs and 80% in being like "Ohh".
I'll make sure to remember pants next time.
Let's just hope he's at least wearing boxers or something.
>>3667092
yo Labjer, is it written that his parents know he's gay?
>>3667208
>slam the lamb
do not slam the lamb
>>3666943
Gnathodelli or bust.
>>3667170
I know this is a cliche but I really, really want her to end up being disgustingly affectionate and feeling as if she wants full body fur cuddling behind closed doors.
This can work with her still being such a strong-willed character since she can be like an 'emphatic dom'.
http://imgur.com/a/PMJ6s
>>3667259
Now there's a man with taste.
>>3667154
as the guy that linked the reference i like this
>>3667154
>digitigrade
god fucking dammit
>>3667255
I haven't touched on it!
I suspect they do know he is gay though, and are ok with it, but hold out hope it is just a college thing. Rabbit culture puts a lot of pressure on siring children, after all.
>>3667225
At least the care package means he PROBABLY won't go to another party and pastor himself, hoping somebody takes advantage of a clearly incapacitated bunny just so he can feel some physical intimacy and affection.
Probably.
>>3667285
>Digitigrade
What's that?
>>3667225
>Calvin finds himself drunk yet again.
>Whines and complains to nobody in particular.
>Cries softly.
>Wolves are tipsy around.
>Make a frank comment about how they find him pretty cute and can't tell really that he's not a girl, being so prey.
>One dares the other to kiss Calvin.
>The rabbit gets a surprisingly loving lips-on-lips kiss, the wolf even rubbing his paws on the bunny's cheek.
>They end up walking him around.
>Get a bit lost.
>Bring him to their apartment.
>Drunken double-team the little bun.
>Calvin wakes up.
>They're gone.
>He realizes things and thinks it's a one night stand, no tenderness.
>Cries again.
>Realizes when the wolves come in to relax and eat something that they want a real relationship. Just kind of quiet. And they're sticking to Not Gay If It's Prey.
>Calvin's alright with this.
Just a thought.
>>3667306
It refers to what part of the foot touches the ground when an animal walks.
Plantigrade animals walk on their heels. These are very rare.
Digitigrade animals walk on their toes.
Unguligrade animals walk on their nails.
>>3667285
>hooves
technically Unguligrade
>>3667257
YES
SLAM THE LAMB
>>3667306
Walking on toes. Humans and all characters in Zootopia are plantigrade and walk on the soles of the feet.
>>3667333
>Not waking up plastered in money and fox cum
0/10
>>3667092
Why is Calvin such a cutie? In this one I blame the sweater vest
>>3667294
I wonder to what extent rabbits might go by the 'as long as he's willing to have a least one' bet and think that even if he's really gay, he can be bisexual enough for maybe the right girl at one moment drunk or something...
>>3667351
DO NOT SLAM THE LAMB
>>3667366
>plastered in money
This meme is bullshit.
>>3667392
You've started making me laugh about forgetting the pants.
Just making think of him walking into work not giving a fuck.
>>3667432
SLAM THE LAMB
DO IT SENPAI
>>3667242
Here, for future reference to make it easier
>>3667432
COME ON AND JAM
GO SLAM THE LAMB
>>3667453
DO NOT SLAM THE LAMB
ALSO REMMY IS A FULL GROWN RAM NOT A LAMB
>>3667446
That should be in a greentext of him.
>>3667509
SLAM THE RAM
HE'S NOT A LAMB
DO IT F.A.M.
>>3667509
SLAM THE RAM THEN
>>3667509
YOU CAN NEVER TELL WITH TODAY'S KIDS
>>3667342
>Plantigrade animals walk on their heels. These are very rare.
Just for fun, here' a list of some:
raccoons, wolverines, skunks. bears. red pandas, mice, rats, rabbits, hedgehogs, hyraxes, opossums, and kangaroos.
>>3667432
SLAM THE LAMB, SENPAI
>>3667301
>implying this isn't his daily routine
>>3667484
This is making me laugh more.
I had the right idea in the first place!
Thanks for the reference.
>>3667509
Remmy is a big boy!
He can get dressed all by himself, he makes his own din-din, and his wee-wee is two and a half inches long!
It's totally okay that he doesn't have horns, not everyone does!
He's 22 and 3/4ths years old! He's a big ram, yes he is!
>>3667509
I WANT TO MAKE THAT SHEEP BLEAT
>>3667509
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A LAMB ON THE INSIDE
YOU DEPRESSIVE LITTLE YARNBALL
>>3667509
RAM THE RAM?
>>3667333
Do you really want to sleep with a guy who wears a Fur Iron Frenzy shirt man?
Is Judy super light or does Nick have monster finger strength?
>>3667601
>wears a Fur Iron Frenzy shirt
Where? When did that happen?
>>3667645
LITTLE LAMB
LITTLE YARNBALL
>>3667645
MAR EHT MALS
>>3667635
Bunnies are super light fammo, like 4 lbs.
>>3667294
if the older brother effect applies to rabbits I wonder how many men from a family of 300 would turn out gay
>>3667680
How did she move a rhino's fist if she has such little body mass, then?
>>3667275
I don't even know why she appeals to me so much. But I'm sure as shit not going to question it.
>>3667635
An average adult rabbit in the wild only weighs ~4.4 pounds.
>>3667657
Wolf is wearing it right there man
>>3667710
Nothing wrong with wanting a wild, hedonistic lady who wants nothing more than to rub herself all over you, snuggle up, and stroke your dick for hours.
>>3667708
Disney magic
Muh strong female character
>>3667723
Then again, i doubt they weigh as little in zootopia.
What else changed with their evolution?
>>3667725
One guy's shirt is blank, and the other one merely has the -1111- counting thing symbol on it. What does that have to do with anything?
Fresh EWS
>>3667761
Nick is mega tall, taller than any fox should, Judy seems tall to. Gid is still a foxlet tho.
I wonder if their dicks would change
>>3667780
>He doesn't give a mouse fart
First Clawhauser uses "shipping" in open conversation, then he's racist? Fuck this.
>>3667099
>This makes me thing there's a majority of couples of same-species.
Nobody was suggesting otherwise.
>>3667645
BAAAAAAAAAA HUMBUG LITTLE LAMB
>>3667761
Height, more than likely developed to account for their flat feet.
>>3667807
We already knew that, he called Judy cute. No one's called him on it, though, meaning so is everyone else and he doesn't realize what a prick he's being.
>>3667405
The sweater vest is a non-zero factor, yes
>>3667817
no. just no. NO.
Gideon is for Nick not Judy
>>3667785
So mammals grew bigger, their bone structure changed, Judy is probably heavier than 4 lbs.
I wonder if they have vestigial organs. Are scent glands disappearing with each generation?
>>3667785
I always imagined they'd be more humanlike, since their designed to hang free rather than be stiff now.
>>3667849
>Are scent glands disappearing with each generation?
yeah, bit like comfy from these threads
>>3667170
thank
now slam the lamb
>>3667842
Sure.
>>3667873
Shush you, here's comfy.
>>3667849
Foxes have scent glands on their feet, meaning fox ninjas would need to wear little fox shoes so that they don't smell them coming
>>3667873
Don't remind me pls.
>>3667873
It's an ebb and flow, Anon. Gotta have a little darkness sometimes so you can appreciate the light.
>>3667923
Or.... get them all removed to be scentless Spec Ops operators.
>>3667730
Patrician taste.
>>3667270
cute
>>3667884
>End up in Zootopia
>Turn out to be some kind of solid predator, like say a panther or lion or tiger or wolf
>Psychologically wind up being a complete racist and bully of smaller animals generally and prey especially due to your subconscious mind wanting to turn the tables of your human life
>Realize this
>Continue on the dark path for it's too late
>>3667817
>>3667842
>>3667884
>liking Gideon
>ever
>Betty just up and claims Remmy as her own one day
>Nobody else is in a position to challenge her, so nobody finds it weird
>She forbids her yarnball from wearing clothes, as they get in the way of that lovely wool
>Remmy is completely awkward but since he's technically covered (and protected by Betty) none of the neighbors give it a second thought
>She proudly guards her yarnball
>Snuggles up with him every night (as the big spoon of course)
>Spends hours just stroking his wool, running her hands deep beneath the fluffy coat, tracing clawed fingertips against his bare skin beneath
>At night when he's curled up with his back to her, he can feel her hot breath on the back of his neck
>Sometimes she nips playfully at his ears as she's falling asleep
>Or even sets her teeth lightly against his neck, giving him gentle, careful love bites
>She showers with him every night, helping him scrub up despite his protests he can do it himself
>She blow dries him with her Wooldryer 3000, which she insists she bought for herself
>Every morning he wakes up wrapped in her loving embrace, her scruffy, shaggy coat pressed tight against his puffy wool
>She nuzzles her nose against his neck, sniffing in his clean, warm scent
>He's never felt more at ease
>"Morning, yarnball."
>>3667780
>Bogo will know
it's all orge
>they'll trick Bogo
how did he even chief?
>>3667873
Man, why do people keep saying the comfy is leaving? We have fabulous artfags and writefags, we have interesting new topics still coming up and discussed, we have goddamn comf champions, priests in the church of comf. What causes the comf to seem invisible to some?
>>3666559
Zhan that's fucking great.
>>3667170
Bore did something with her last night, too.
>>3668048
There's been an incredible amount of rape recently.
>>3667645
Consensual RAM SLAMMING then?
>>3668084
...what?
>>3667645
GRAND RAM SLAM
>>3667873
Be the comfy you want to see in the world, Anon.
THINK THE LAMB SLAM
DO THE LAMB SLAM
BE THE LAMB SLAM
>>3663260
Thank you! I'm annoyed at myself that I went to sleep and almost missed this.
I want Betty to eat Remmys dicks like the lioness in that webm
>>3668082
This is awesome too
I love how Bore's handled all the Pack Streeters so far.
r/ing this but about lewding one of the characters i.e. Dick the Nick or Slam the Ram
>>3665913
What the heck is sealumpy?
>>3668244
Chumpyseal
>>3667645
Leave the ram alone and go chill with the ultra chill burg badger?
augh i need a scanner asap
>>3668337
>widewaysseaverlaughinh
Is comicanon around tonight?
>>3667704
I would almost pay real money to read a thing about Zootopian rabbit sexuality, and sexual mores and taboos. One that wasn't just "rabbits gonna fuck all the time" at least
>>3668337
>>3668365
Would you take Calvin's virginity?
>>3668337
You do, that guy looks great
>>3668366
He has not been seen yet, no.
>>3668337
just turn your notebook or whatever to the right when you take a picture
>>3668381
After a romantic date to a garden and dinner, sure.
>>3668381
Yes.
Gently, and with plenty of care to ensure he has the best possible first time. Losing one's virginity is a messy process, and the poor boy is going to mess up. Better with some shmuck that he never has to see again than with Labjer.
>>3668409
dude its my phone, not my sketchbook
>>3668337
Hmmm.
>>3668461
Why is that squirrel naked
>>3668451
Quite the cutie.
>take nap
>wake up
>remember I have a full bottle of water to deal with the inevitable dehydration
>Zhan on point as always
>Happy Calvin art
Can it get better than this?
The answer is yes, but this is all pretty damn good anyways.
Did I miss anything important, I left about 12 am cst
>>3668451
*exactly*
that's why you rotate the sketchbook: to counteract the phone.
>>3668498
Just remember that happy Calvin art is a dizzying height leading to an inevitable fall
>>3668528
Pls no! Sad bunnies can go down some very dark paths!
>>3668244
Adorable.
>>3668528
Yeah
I know
But I've accepted that Labjer probably knows what he's doing. Maybe.
>>3668559
The dubs determine it will be a glorious relationship.
>>3668528
He's gonna find someone else, don't you worry.
>>3666153
>Mrs. Wilde and Gideon ship night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr-xsQvhgw
>>3668451
Ooooooh kk, I thought it looked familiar
I just bought a Nick Disney Infinity figure...
Why is he so damn adorable?
>>3668573
Too young! Is cute though.
>>3668526
well it works (i guess?) but it kinda sucks to have to make all the pics landscape instead of portrait
>>3666153
>Mrs. Wilde and Gideon ship night.
Aww yeah.
>>3668622
Do you have the game? He attacks with a Jumbo Pop!
>>3668622
he was built from the ground up to be cute
>>3668626
I'm sure Chumpy's in his 20s
>>3667823
>>3667849
So, since Nick is 80 lbs from canon this puts him at a nice BMI of 24.4. For humans is close to overweight but BMI is usually higher for small people. Gideon is smaller but toward obesity so one can put is BMI around 30. Rabbits are smaller than foxes but it seems that they are less heavily built however Judy is muscular so the BMI should be around Nick's (in this case 23.5). From this I suggest picrelated as weights.
And that's my dose of autism for today.
>>3668636
i'm sure there's a way to rotate an image after you take it. Gallery > "picture" > edit?
I wish Chumpy had a vagina instead of a penis.
>>3668559
Not a pump and dump so much as a practice run. Let him work out all the kinks (ha) in his sexual style before trying to impress the mustelid of his fantasies.
>>3665250
If Pseudo's still around...
Here we go. I was a little harsher than I'd normally be, but I only hurt you because I love you.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11UFFQShmoFMlDXeLoiBC8u01Jckqg_rYZ7FR5JMVQQ4/edit?usp=sharing
>>3668607
Several someones. In rapid succession. Riding a dizzying high that makes him wonder if he's in a downward spiral or some sort of glorious ascendance to a state of relaxed hedonism.
Or maybe he'll just eat a carrot.
>>3668607
is it going to be the quiet D&D tiger that may or may not have helped set the trashcan on fire?
>>3661943
>bikini Judy
YEEESSSSSSS
>one-piece
NOOOOOOOOO
>>3668733
Since that tiger appears to be a girl probably not.
>>3668811
ah, I can never tell with felines. they all look alike.
>>3668806
>Judy wearing something backless
YEEEEESSSSSS
>>3668759
Yeah. I guess tubbytits did say he doesn't care about fraternization as long as it doesn't interfere with work.
>>3668826
That is...whoa.
>>3668573
Cute and super gay.
>>3668847
Judy got back.
>>3668899
>9999 vixens
>bounce house
>>3668899
Needs more tears from nick.
>>3668847
People never respect the power of a woman in something backless. It's right up there with the leg slit.
>>3668899
someone post a pic with the text Best Friends With Benefit
a brand new pack streeter
>>3668899
>furever
so they fuck whenever they shave? awesome
>>3668926
Hi Marty. ....'s sister...
>>3668926
Yass.
Now we need her kissing Big Al.
>>3668926
Hello Marty's Sister (male).
>>3668926
what a perfect candidate for the ram to slam
>>3668926
Yes! Such a cutie patutie!
>>3668926
where's her dick?
>>3668926
He did it.
He actually did it.
Martys make the best traps.
>>3668926
"She" is cute. Cute!
>>3668946
>iunderstoodthatreference.gif
>>3668811
>Female
>Name is Dave
Unless the trashcan fire tiger is a different character, I find your claim to be false.
>>3668926
>[Big Gay Al sweating intensifies]
>>3668981
I didn't
>>3668926
>Implying a crossdresser with enough guts to go out wouldn't have thought of a better name than their own name with an a behind it.
>>3668994
Al is not gay. He likes girls.
>>3669028
Yes, nice girls. Like Martina.
Who just happens to only like anal.
>>3668981
I understand what it's in reference to, but I don't understand that in and of itself
>>3668982
The trashcan tiger had eyelashes.
>>3669016
>implying Marty's smart enough to realize that's a bad name
>>3669016
Maybe Marty's a dummy and actually spent time thinking that up.
>>3669051
Anal only?! What a catch!
shouldn't we make a new thread?
>>3668926
dammit Weaver you can't just make every gay threadtheory canon
>>3669119
He isn't. Al isn't gay. I think.
>>3669111
Well post more images!
>>3669079
I have eyelashes too, am I a girl?
>>3669119
Just wait, he's gonna introduce Martina in the comic and she'll be hitting on Remmy then Marty will walk in and get all pissed about it.
>>3669119
I know your sentiment, but I think Weaver sees the entertainment value in this, and people actually sort of workshopped the reasoning relating to his personality somewhat. Unlike the Big Gay Al meme.
>>3669139
>>3669147
But anon... I've never done it before!
>>3669140
>eyelashes being present is usually an indicator of a character's sex in drawings
dontactdumb.png
Post images?
>>3669079
Eyelashes where?
>>3669195
labjer, why do you care about the fire in the can but not the fire in calvin's loins?
>>3669234
You mean in his bunny burrow.
>>3669152
I think he probably goes up to people and introduces himself as Martina by accident when he's Marty, because people treat him nicer that's making him start to associate himself with Martina more than Marty.
But it's easy to salvage 'Martina' into 'Marty' so nobody notices.
>>3669247
Well if Calvin gets his way it's more of a badger den.
>>3669071
Anyone know how to make a gif like that?
>>3669621
Photoshop is pretty easy to edit short gifs with if they're already a gif. If you have a video file then you need to use video editing software like Adobe Premier or Sony Vegas.
>>3669807
>no money
Does Redwall have a flag? Think its like the Zootopian confederate flag?
>>3669871
>yar har fiddle de dee
>>3669871
>pirate bay
I can't think of an open source program that can edit or create gifs off the top of my head but I'm sure one exists.
>>3669923
You never heard of GIMP?
>>3669943
I don't know if GIMP can edit gifs. I haven't used it for like 10 years and it couldn't when I was using it.
>>3669977
afaik GIMP can open and edit .gif animations animations using layers as frames and export them back in the .gif format.
>>3670153
Sounds similar to how Photoshop handles gifs then.