Is there a way to predict when certain games will be on

>>3646764
None. It's take what you can get.

man, cicadas are cute as hell

qt buggie

nope

your best bet is to read the invoices for steam if you have access to them, otherwise, it's usually random stuff.

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>>3646764
DELET

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>>3646764

That's a neat bee

>>3646764
That's a weird hamster

sit well bugger

>>3646764
How do bugs respond to being pet?

>>3646766
>>3646771
>>3646772

it's a brown recluse you dumbfucks.

Cicadas a cute

Only bug I can stand.

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>>3646764
Here's your controller, bro.

https://youtu.be/cQwCOBBLXEI

>>3646774

They just assume you're a non combatant and replenish their salts

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>>3646764

>>3646776
>Only bug I can stand.
>he can stand the eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3646777

rip

>>3646775
It is a Johny two fingers you damn mormon.

>>3646781
actually it is more like
>tztztztztztztztztztztztztztztztz

>>3646778
>Japan level
>cicadas going YOOO

>>3646776
you like anime?

>>3646764
CUTE! cute

>>3646780
>Nincada
>A ninja Cicada

>>3646784
It doesn't matter what sound it makes, just that it's fucking loud.

>>3646777
>>3646764

I'd try to amputate the arm if I ever seen either of these on myself

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>>3646764
DELETE THIS

>>3646789
>it's fucking loud
well yeah
they wouldn't get laid otherwise
you can try it yourself

Sage and report.

>>3646764
search [game] steam sale history
tons of website archive steam sales and you can take a guess on if it will be on sale and for how much

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>>3646790
Here's a cute antidote for you.

>>3646781
>>3646784

Not him but I find it really relaxing, probably because I only heard it on trips which were rare.

I imagine I'd kill myself if I had to sit a workday through listening to one of those.

>>3646781
>he doesn't want to live in a chinese cartoon
Fag

>>3646774
not well usually
touching their back makes them freak out

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>>3646795

Would try and break off my finger before running to set myself on fire to make sure none of them are alive.

>>3646795
DELET THIS

>>3646796
I live in Greece
they are all over the place
they get on your nerves during the dusk but at when you are at the beach at night with a beer in one hand and a girl on your lap they are part of the experience
I seriously cannot imagine summer without their sounds
live long you winged little bastards

>>3646777
ouch, those things have legs like needles.

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>>3646764
Is that a fucking Cazador

>>3646766
It's not a ladybug it's a canapillar!

>>3646781
>>3646784
>>3646785
>All these poor anons with bad hearing

Cacadas more or less sound like
>eeeYIYIIYYIYIYIYIIYIYIIIIYIIYIIIII

what game has /best bugs/

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What's your worst bug experience, /v/?

When I was in the military a few years back, I had to dig myself a hole to stand in. I was then ordered to guard a road in that hole for an undecided amount of time. It was summer, and we were in the forest, so there were a fuckton of bees, wasps and mosquitos. I sat in that hole for six hours straight without matches to make a fire to smoke away the bugs (which I wouldn't have been allowed to do anyways) or repellent. I had to hunt mosquitos and wave a glove in front of my face for the entire time just to try and keep the bugs off my face. Finally, once I was allowed to get out of that hole, I was ordered to guard that road from a different spot for another hour while the rest who shared the experience with me went to eat dinner.

>>3646799
jesus christ

why are these horrifying beings allowed to exist

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>>3646799
Fuck

>>3646801

Yeah, exactly the same here but ofc they are not around where I live or the city at all, but when I go around the countryside, trips, beach etc they are there and its practically the sound of summer.

But if I had to listen to that outside my window all day that would be too much

>>3646807
I woke up to my PS1 covered in red ants one day.

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If it's in a hundle bundle it is usually a sign that it will be on sale within 1-2 month.

>>3646780

>Paras is also a cicada pokemon
>Never makes it to an adult stage because of it's fungus

It needs an alternate evolution.

>>3646807
I accidentally ate a shitload of ants

>>3646807
What branch were you in?

>>3646806
Digimon games.

>>3646810
well can't say they bother me really I have grown accustomed to them
quite honestly midnight traffic irks me way more than them

Also sometimes some tables gets datamined and leaked but it is just 1-2 weeks in advance top.

>>3646813
kill them

>>3646795
those are just daddy long legs though

>>3646764
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>3646805
No, this is what cicadas sound like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA

>>3646807
I was sitting in the car at a 4th of July party as a kid when my little brother stepped on a hornet's nest that was underneath a board, I was watching in horror as he got fucking shat on. Luckily everyone there was pretty smart and he was fine, but jesus christ.

>>3646819
>>3646768
>invoices
Ah yes I meant that by table, never knew where they came from.

>ywn live in a cozy country japanese town and hear the soft sound of the higurashi in the summer evenings

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>>3646803
This is a cazador

>>3646807
Stayed the night at a friends house, then in the morning went to put my bare foot into my slipper and stepped on something hard and long. It was a cockroach. More to the point, it was a PREGNANT cockroach, and my squishing it caused the cockroach to have an emergency birthing.

Tossed the slipper, and now out of habit, I check my shoes and gloves every single time before I put them on. I fucking hate bugs, and people who are fascinated by insects or "love" them are the most untrustworthy people on this earth. Bugfags will literally kill you to feed their demons

>>3646824
Found my new ringtone.

>>3646826
Why is that cazador bullying that spider?

>>3646807
I was on vacation in Spain one year, and I fell onto a huge one of these >>3646795

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>>3646813
Could be worse...

>>3646821
>cauldros.jpg

>>3646821
This is probably the scariest thing I have seen and i'm not even arachnophobic.

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>>3646830

>emergency birthing in your slipper

I'd stomp until the fucking tiles break under my foot, or my foot.

>>3646821
I can see why people would believe in God. Looks like divine punishment to me.

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>>3646821
>tfw spiders can't swim and will never leave the horrifying hellhole that is australia

it's a comfy feeling

>>3646821
How big is that fucking web?
Are they... trapped... in that thing?

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Quick! Post cute moths!

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>>3646813
>>3646826
>>3646829
>cazadors are real
Bravo obsidian.

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>>3646821
Imagine trying to get through your daily life with this shit.

You need a katana to get to your car.

>>3646839
>tfw spiders can't swim
Oh dear anon. Not all. Not all...

>>3646795
Literally harmless, I'd let the colony walk all over my naked body. 2 cute.

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>>3646777

>>3646799
actually pretty cool, doesn't seem yicky at all and doesn't seem dangerous at all.
does anybody know what is it, I wanna buy one of those.

>>3646821
as scared of spiders as i am, this is actually neat as hell

>>3646841
moths are anime girls of real life

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>>3646841

>>3646834

You see that is not scary at all.
The moment its big relatively slow and humanoid, meaty it loses its unnerving creepiness that makes your just want to shed a layer of skin after seeing one of the monsterlike things posted in this thread.

The small but extremely fast but erratic movements either perfectly silent or having its own typical but disgusting noise, thats the stuff that makes the skin crawl, not a bug-headed nigger.

>>3646821
I will never go anywhere near Australia unless I have an armored hasmat suit and a flamethrower

>>3646777
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THOSE THINGS EAT TRANRACHUAS

>>3646841
get away from my linen closet you dirty carpet-munching faggot

>>3646845
Is this post-irony?

>>3646839
I saw a spider jesus run across a river just this past weekend.

>>3646841
>>3646850

would you a moth?

>>3646847
>does anybody know what is it
Handy Johnson

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>people spooked by Cicadas

>>3646850
that's a fucking mouse
i swear
it can't be a fucking bug

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>>3646850
How could anyone not like these cuties?

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>>3646847

tailless whip scorpion
harmless if I remember correctly

>>3646764
not Jesuismonte.png

>>3646855
not really. I find daddy long legs cute as fuck. I love triggering them and see them spinning around at the speed of sound, but i try not to anymore, don't want to stress those qt pies out.

>>3646847
tailess whip scorpion, they grab things and eat them, but don't have a stinger or anything

>>3646832
The spider is probably going to be dead soon, those things have the second worst sting of any insect/hellspawn.

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>>3646764
Shame battleborn won't be on sale, it's selling so well tjey could increase the price and still have millions buy it everyday.

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>>3646862

>>3646851
Not a fallout fan I take it

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>yfw it's a people posting fucking disgusting insects episode

Fuck this thread. It's making skin crawl

>>3646764
C U T E
U
T
E

>>3646799
WHAT ARE THOSE
FUCKING CLAWS
WHTA THE FUCK

>>3646869
fuck off, we're not talking about video games in this thread

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>>3646859
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

WHY IS IT LOOKING AT ME

DELETE THIS DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

what ever happened to post-your-lips wolf spider anon?

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>>3646871

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>le harmless dindu nuffin meme
Fuck right off.

>>3646879
look behind you

>>3646872

Despite like 100+ hours played in new vegas, I actually never got to a point where a cazador has caused me inconvenience

The roaches are too slow to creep me out.

>>3646859
Even in the insect world, manlets never win.

>>3646786
I'm trying

>>3646859
FUCKING BRUTAL

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>>3646881

>>3646882

I can't tell, is it raping a larvae or something

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>>3646859

>>3646859
when will they learn

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>>3646799
Amygdala is that u ?

>>3646795

>Cute
>Ruining a Harvestmen orgy

Rude.

>>3646888
>literally eating shit

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>>3646809
>4

>>3646781
>not loving THE sound of summer
>cicada sounds are the sounds of childhood

Who hurt you? Were you not allowed outside much?

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>mfw my house is infested with fire ants and I haven't gone a day without being bitten at least once for the past year

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>>3646890

>>3646870
>watching that movie for the first time and that happens
>suddenly remember the countless times that webm's been posted

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>>3646857
already did

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>This fucking thread

>>3646875
house centipedes are so gross

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>>3646867
>>3646864

thx

>>3646901
is that cat about to die

>>3646899
Nigga call the fucking exterminators.

>>3646901
those fucks breed like rabbits on a beach near me every year or so, they bleed weird colors too

>>3646807
One time I was thirsty and took a cup from the shelf
when I turned it around there was a daddy long legs in it
I literally almost died

>>3646882

So horrifyingly erotic.

>>3646807
>about 14
>in the shower
>wear glasses so I had them off
>see a brown blob over the shower head
>get closer
>fucking spider the size of my hand
>jump the fuck out of the shower almost kill myself
>from that point forward I always wear my glasses in the shower

>>3646801
Whenever I hear cicadas the memory of my stepfather raping me when I was 9 always come back to me.

>>3646903
you can't a 2d picture tho

>>3646908
No thanks I don't feel like going hungry

>>3646892
>roasties roasting another innocent victim

Are they even human

>>3646901
STOP

>>3646898
>liking summer
normalfaggot please go and stay gone

do you think bugs like the taste of eating other bugs, with nasty bug guts, or is that all they know, or all they are able to digest?

>>3646821
No force in Heaven of Hell could get me to this shitty giant rock of a place

>>3646781
It's literally just like my Japanese animes!

>>3646920
I don't think they can taste.

>>3646901
>ywn own a group of Isopods and watch them scurry around your mansion grounds and feed them doritos

>>3646859
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

t. littler buggo

>>3646764
That's a toy, right? Cicadas are not that big.

>>3646914

LMFAO

>>3646916
NIGGA BUY YOU SOME FOGGER BOMBS. THEY 6 DOLLAS AT FUCKING WALMART

>>3646870
What movie??

>>3646903

Don't you mean still are doing?

>>3646822

They still have a venomous bite but chances are they'll never bite you. It does happen though.

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What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>3646777
A nimble navigator

>>3646790
>comparing cute harmless flying buggies to gross disgusting venomous aggressive crawling demons

>>3646801
pay denbts

>>3646799
>>3646864
Is this the same bug that was in the fourth Harry Potter movie?

>>3646839
This is in Brazil

right down you guys :)

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>>3646894

Not sure what you mean

>>3646906

That picture literally triggers my urge to throw up
mantises creep me the fuck out
I'll do everything in my power to kill any one that comes close to me,
If one landed next to me while I only had a newborn baby in my hands, I'd use it to squish the mantis.

>There are people ITT who don't think bugs are cool.
Current year everyone.

>>3646919
Who hurt you?

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>>3646821
post yfw you don't live in Australia

>>3646934
>nope.webm

more like whyboner.webm

>>3646932
even so, the venom is so mild that it'll just give you a little bump, they're cute little critters

>>3646801
They pop out a lot here in texas too. The heat seems to be thinning them out a bit though.

>>3646927
>what is depth of field

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>>3646839
>spiders cant swim

>>3646898
I wouldn't mind summer that much if it didn't remind me of all the exams I have to study for.

>>3646777
>live in hawaii
>every time I visit people on the mainland they ask why I sit cross legged in chairs
Fuck these things. Good thing my dog fucks them up before they get in my house

>>3646936
at least the crawling demons can't fly, anon

bugs are all equally disgusting and should all be firebombed. If bugs were a sovereign nation I wouldn't think twice about nuking it.

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>>3646949
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>3646936

But I didn't compare them at all, I'd react the same way to either.

It'll probably take years of VR training for me to withstand the touch of an arthropod for longer than a few seconds.

Even with spiders I only play with those 1-2 mm ones.

>>3646909
Horseshoe crabs share a similar ancestor, and their blood is used for various miracle medicines.

Bless those creepy bastards.

>>3646952
How is she narrating?

>>3646941
see
>>3646829

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>>3646828
>and then subsequently get stung by an ōsuzumebachi

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FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU PEOPLEEEEE

>>3646938
You're thinking of king kong

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here's your controller, bro

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Would you say no to this face?

>>3646859
Why does it seem like animals/insects just sit there waiting to be killed?

>>3646939
it's in some country in the middle east actually

>>3646945
Embarrassing faps thread?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>3646953

I agree with Wiggins

>>3646950
I don't care for it much now it's behind spring for my least favorite season but I sure loved it when I was young and those little guys play the songs of youth

>>3646955
>being scared of fucking ladybugs

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>>3646924
Is this your house?

>>3646807
i was like 12 or 13, had a "pet" bug on a glass jar in my room
I was playing age of empires 2 if i remember correctly and the little bug appeared in my left hand and jumpscared me. little fucker went flying out the window and heard a scream outside

>>3646764
you could try occultism

>>3646964
cute
CUTE

>>3646970
That's...That's not real...right?

>>3646973

Ladybugs are pretty cute
I still don't want them in contact with my skin for longer than half a minute though

>>3646964
Is there any hentai with mantis monster girls

>>3646832
it's a tarantula hawk wasp

this kills the spidra

>>3646941
Mantises are cool
Beetles are cool if they're not swarming
ants are cool as shit, bees are cool if they're not angry and termites are cool if they're not eating your house

Flies? not cool
Spiders? Not cool
Centipedes? NOT COOL

>>3646968
that brown stuff is actually just spit from the bug, the bites would probably still hurt a bit though

>>3646968
the thing that puzzles me is the brown fluid, is that person being assimilated?

>>3646964
yeh, I'd say no. Can't fool me, mantis. I know those aren't really your pupils, they're just an optical illusion. Nice try, trying to look cute and rusing me, tho.

>>3646934
>Claws poking holes in the wall

Nice little detail there.

>>3646830
>>3646807

Shit this reminds me

Was on vacation with father. We went back to our 3rd world country
We have a house there which hasnt been touched for a year, since the last time my parents were there
I enter, take my shoes off and go to the attic. Somewhere along the way were sandals on the ground (these that are covered around the those) and I needed some pair because the ground was all dusty. They were facing the wall though so I had to turn them around
FUCKING HUGE FAT HAIRLESS BLACK SPIDER crawls out of the fucking sandal, you could LITERALLY hear its footsteps tk tk tk tk as it ran away. The ground had a layer of plastic thing I dont know how to call them. But jesus christ I will never forget that sound. I didnt know where it went because I ran too.

Also, in the same house (but 2 years before) there was a hole with a SHITLOAD of earwigs. It was in the living room and I was scared to go in there.
Took the vacuum cleaner and sucked that hole dry. It was an old classy cleaner that had a bag in it.
You could literally hear the insects when I shaked the vacuum cleaner. I was too scared to unload it. I just left it there and told no one.

>>3646938
Yeah, a whip scorpion

>>3646932
>>3646946
this is an urban myth
same with "teeth so small they don't puncture human skin"

>>3646979
>>3646970

It does look real

Like a real prop from one of the alien movies.

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>>3646914
top jej

>>3646956
what the fuck

>>3646912
Mmmmmm yes mama.
>sauce??

>>3646973
I want you to google "ladybug larvae"

>>3646979
>facehuggers are real

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[RULES OF NATURE]

>>3646974
I wish.

>>3646951
Can't they just climb the chair leg?

>>3646996
Are you retarded?

>>3646996
You serious?
Berserk

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ENJOY THIS YOU NUTTY MC NUT FUCKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzF0GKfOvRY

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>>3646979
>>3646993
Yeah, apparently so.

>>3646905

It's weird to think that they're older and more primitive than all the snake like armor plated ones you commonly see.

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>>3646997
...

>>3646940
mantises are cool, they are not icky, just a bit sharp, but if you touch them, it's like touching a skeleton, cause they are all shell and exoskeleton, very dry, pretty cool

>>3647004
Newfag doesn't imply retarded.

>>3646997
What the fuck is this

Do you think we find furry moths cute because the hair makes them more relatable to mammals?

>>3646942
you, by posting your shit tier nomie taste in seasons

>>3646930
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2316411/

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>>3646987
c'mon anon, don't be like that

guess we /trash/ now boys

>>3646997
imagine having to vomit up your own stomach every time you wanted to eat or drink something

we did it

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>mods on /v/

>>3647000
What the fuck am I watching? Is it eating its face?

>>3647069
they're just kissing!

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>>3647069
Maybe...
Also, a mod did something other than deleting the whole thread, color me surprised

what game?
https://youtu.be/DTWYQhTT388

>>3647069
brains are tasty apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9R8wY_La7c

>>3647010

Freaks, they just teleport around making that disgusting sound
I've told before about the story of how I tried to beat one to death with my computer chair as it jumped in the window onto my shoulder while i was doing my vidya.

I'll freak out from them every time.
The fact that they just go between perfect stillness and sudden jumps with no in-between movement just kills me.

>>3647102
Poor bastard

He at least could have killed it first

>>3647090
what the fuck does that mantis do when that specific flower isn't blooming?

wouldn't this thread be better on /an/

mods are stupid

>>3647102
>mfw vegans tell me rifle hunting is cruel

>>3647125

Damn that cat can eat
My cat killed a rat almost as big as that and just brought it back to us.

Welp time for bug porn.

Mod moved our thread, quick, let's talk about video games!

>>3647174
that means your cat loves you and respects you
you were supposed to eat the rat

>>3646909

That's a giant isopod, not a horseshoe crab.

Giant Isopods are deepsea aquatic cousins of rolly-pollies/pillbugs/woodlice which are also crustaceans.

Horseshoe crabs are ancient cousins of spiders and other arachnids, which is why their blood is blue.

>>3647174
That means he likes you!

>>3647102
>Jamal, I want you to eat everything between my legs

>>3647004
>>3647005
My apologies, niggers. I did not know.
I guess it's time to finally watch it.

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Eat it mantisfags.

>>3647192
Video games are my favorite games

why did this thread get /trash/ed

>>3647102
>eat the booty like groceries

>>3647208
>>3647198
>tfw cat forever thinks you aren't impressed by his hunting abilities because you never eat the shit he brought back

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>>3647102
>thought it was dead for a second
>its still alive
>starts eating it
Fucking christ, being a human sucks ass but holy shit.

>>3647198
>>3647208

I know but I'm not eating rat.
She brings back stuff all the time and eats birds and mice a lot, but she is like 2kg so something the size of that rabbit is harsh.

M 6kg cat is so bad all it can manage is to take a captured mouse from the small one and then play with it until it gets away.

>>3647102
>animals like deer don't feel pain
they said
>it's just a biological reaction
they said

not that it changes my view on hunting, but that deer isn't opening its mouth to sing a mating call.

>>3647241
I did not know Praying Mantises had penises like that.

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>>3647250
Maybe it's because we're not discussing video games.

I KNOW YOU BUGFUCKERS ARE HERE. DUMP YOUR PORN NOW.

>>3647013
looks like a ribbon worm, it's a phylum of worm-like animals that ungulate and fire a proboscis tendrils to hunt.

Most of them live in water but a few are terrestrial.

>>3647102
>Nature

>>3647250
>>3647295

Who gives a shit /v/ had these threads for a decade now and they are the better part of the board.

Still, atleast it wasn't just deleted like most of the thread I comment to.

>>3646956
What is that?

>>3647295
What the fuck is wrong with these insects?
Some kind of plug and play skins?

>>3647258

If you took it away from them they are fine with it, dont need to eat it before it.
So unless you threw it back to them or just left it there they are happy.

>>3647241
>colossus defeated.webm

>>3646799
what the fuck

that looks like a boss monster for some vidya game

>>3647322

>He's never seen a termite queen before

Oh come on it's the most commonly depicted bug nest to ladybugs and other normie bugs because it's so weird looking.

Termite queens mass produce eggs and thus have a massive abdomen. All they do is sit around, get fed and get fucked by King Termites because they are immobile.

>>3647343
If I throw shit in the woods my fucking cat finds it and brings it back everytime. He just stares at me right in the eyes, and I swear I can hear him say "eat it, bitch".

>>3646956
What. A. Slut.

>>3647419
The perfect woman

>>3646956
T H I C C
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>>3647342
They get too big for their current skins and have to shed them to keep growing.

>>3647419
right I forgot about them I guess

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For all of you: filename

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>>3646956
Why are these eggsacs arousing?

What's wrong with me?

>>3647462

Will the mantis survive or has the worm already eaten too much of it?

>>3647573
Is that it's dick?

>>3647419
>All they do is sit around, get fed and get fucked
So just like real women?

>>3647419
my exact fetish

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>>3647509
Reminds me of this.

>>3647102
I've seen this happen only once before
and it was on a [spoiler]robutt[/spoiler] thread

I gotta play DOOM now.

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Are you as brave as an Asian girl?

I wonder if anyone has ever attempted to artificially inseminate a female bug with human semen...

>>3647723
...those are just beetle there harmless

>>3647778
ama

>>3647792
I don't see you holding one

>>3647824
Well there aren't any around my house at the moment but when there are I usually just pick them up and set them someplace safe away from cats

>>3647865
Good job protecting your cats from those deadly beetles.

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Can insect generals be a thing now cause i enjoy this thread.

>>3646991
Yeah my friend tried to tell me that shit about them being "the most poisonous spiders" (venomous and not fucking spiders) at a party when I was drunk so i ate a bunch in front of him.

>>3648133
There used to be bug generals here on /trash/ months ago, like this one >>3613791

Now they're rare since there is no more new bug art/drawfags interested in to keep posting going

>>3648161
That's drawn bugs i'm talking about real pictures and videos like this one getting all up close and personal with spiders worms mantis's ect this is a real bug general.

>>3648197
Unfortunately people don't come to /trash/ for bugs, they come for porn.
Notice how the number of people posting reduced drastically since the thread moved?

You'd have more luck on /an/ but no one goes there anyway

>>3648161
Bug porn is not the same as bug appreciation. Those guys don't even know to properly treat a bug. Why do bugs always go for the bad boys, anyways?

>>3648295
why do bugs like abusive men /trash/?

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>>3648271
I come for bug porn

>>3647509
>"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!"
>"i'm sorry your antlers just do things to me man"