HG Thread
* Please, make yourself comfortable.
>>3615781
Post avas, the gods have spoken
host a game or else i'll wash my stinky dick over your face
>>3615781
NIGGA NO
POST REAL NIGGA HOURS
Post your avas!!!
>>3615712
>Shitposts your avatar
>You bitch and complain
>Drama
>You leave and say you're never coming back
>Two days later
>You're back with a new ava
>Shitpost you for being a newfag again
Ahh, the vicious cycle of Hungry gays.
>>3615802
>>3615800
>>3615756
>I need new avas
>>3615776
No it won't... Yeah it would.
>>3615802
>
>>3615755 (Yukine)
Ah, your hat is cute and warm looking, is it cold where your from?
>>3615779 (Rika)
Wanna look into mine..?
>>3615802
'ere ya go.
>>3615802
Gotcha senpai.
>>3615779
Sounds like a magical weapon already.
>>3615785
Do they also teach you how to lose control of the basic functions of your body child? Why are you twitching so much.
Rate those avas
>>3615735 (Girl that drinks blood)
...Uh, that's a pretty loaded question, dude. But if you had to force me to pick... I guess I kinda do?
>>3615748 (Stoic Woman, going to bed apparently)
Well, I guess I should let you go then! See ya later, and have a good one!
>>3615757 (Suika)
Ah! Where's my manners? My name's Alfred Jones; also known as America! I'm kinda like a personification of my nation, if you will!
>Forgive me for the slightly rude brackets, but I don't know your names, dude!
>>3615832
>inb4 literally who
>>3615765
You've never had it? It's only the greatest drink ever made! Ya feel really good after ya drink it, like you can do anything~!
>>3615819
Vraeth is so sad there, Kerag what have you done?
>>3615802
I can't be fucked to update it.
>>3615819
>Slaps ass
>>3615817
I think I'm good, actually.
>>3615822
Just because it's a flying, eye-shaped tank doesn't mean that at all.
>>3615757
>>3615842
I would've thought normal sake would be something weak for an oni.
>>3615802
>>3615822
>He stops as soon as it's mentioned.
N-no... They have nothing to do with this.. I-I'm just like... A-ah!..
>He bows, his bangs hanging down.
My name Is Kazuma Kuvaru..!
>>3615852
Goat mom is okay
>>3615840
>she smiles
That's good, atleast we are on the same page on that.
Apologies to any of you I was previously chatting with, but I'm going to return home to rest.
>quietly yawns
Until fate do our paths cross again. Any of our conversations can continue another time.
>>3615827
>Accidentally hang self
Did you slip and fall into a noose?
>>3615827
And wadda gonna do about it faglips?
I'll use my waifus and so help me god, I'll use them well.
>>3615856
>Not dicking the Beetle
Shittaste senpai.
Nah, time to CELEBRATE!!!
Indeed, give me 36 and let's celebrate this new Otherworldy picture!
GIVE ME 36!!! (24, depends on UI)
>>3615844
>picture
>>3615847
Maria!
>inhales
Really?
>>3615849
Aww... I thought my eyes were pretty.
>>3615856
>My avas aren't for sexual!
>>3615874
Ew, I hate bugs.
>>3615875
Anime Remover Richard I
>>3615875
Maria and Harusame
And yes, not like you don't mind.
>>3615875
Clawdia
>>3615875
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>3615875
Amanda
>>3615875
Roadhog
>>3615875
Josuke Higashikata
>>3615875
Matsuda
>>3615875
Rachnera
>>3615817
Only in the winter
>>3615875
Yukine
>>3615875
Defective Product
>>3615875
Rika
>>3615869
Hmpf...goodbye, vampire.
>>3615877
Why wouldn't you approve of yourself...?
>>3615875
Hisaryu Amber
>>3615875
Anime Remover Godfrey of Bouillon
>>3615875
Tenshi
>>3615875
Mordekaiser
>>3615875
Vraeth
Long time i haven't played at all.
>>3615875
Suika
>>3615875
Hoekey Shinononononope
>>3615875
Izaya Orihara
>>3615869
I-it's alright, f-farewell Miss!..
>>3615875
Agent York
>>3615865
Good! Now, if I can ask you a question:
Do you like Burgers, or any type of fast food?>>3615869
G'night, dude!
>>3615875
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3615875
Envy
>>3615895
Sleep kohai.
>>3615910
>>3615875
Kergerenko
>>3615875
don patch
>>3615904
Any reason in particular?
>>3615895
>Kissu
>>3615896
Oh! Then in the winter I can hug you more right?
>>3615899
Huh..?
>>3615875
King Kaito
>>3615921
HE HAS RED EYES AND FANGS! HE MUST BE EEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!
>>3615875
Alice Megatron
>>3615875
Junkrat
>>3615910
>>3615921
Looks like little Izzy wizzy wants a hug~
>>3615875
King Asgore
>>3615930
No! Never!
>>3615921
Yeah use that one, I was trying to find it actually but I think I lost it.
Thanks babe.
>>3615875
King Dedede
>>3615875
Rick Grimes
>>3615849
Hm... ACtually, that reminds me! I should go get somethin' stronger!
>she wanders off quickly and suddenly
>>3615840
Nice ta meet'cha, Alfred~!
Sorry to be leavin' so soon, but I got some business to take care of!
>switching cause i don't have the energy to play suika this late
>>3615940
Oh come on... you wouldn't like a hug while it's cold?
5 more please would you?
>>3615933
>Megatron is Alice?
>>3615926
>waves
>>3615884
Maria....
>>3615958
See ya later, dude! I hope to see you again soon!
>>3615931
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3615958
>She can't help but let out a sigh of relief
>>3615930
Generally one would like how they look.
>>3615971
Hazama
>>3615971
Toriel
>>3615935
Don't touch me.
>>3615971
Ivysaur
>>3615971
Osamu Dazai
>>3615971
Good answer
>>3615933
kys cirno
>>3615971
>Pinches your cheek and giggles.
Oh come now Vraeth, you like it~
>>3615984
>Touches you and transmits the abo virus to you.
>Izaya suddenly has the urge to sniff gasoline.
>>3615961
I wouldn't like a hug ever!
>>3615979
But my looks are all artificial, and I don't even assemble my outfits, if I should be happy about anything it's my attitude..
>>3615984
>Hug.
>>3615935
I will hug you.
WITH MY PENIS.
ROSTER CHECK!!!!!
>Rick Grimes will be renamed to Gib Spot, because it was funny.
>>3616002
Mari~
>grabs your hand and stares to your eyes.
Rawr.
>laughs
No i don't like it.
>>3615997
Got a problem with that Metalhead? Why you only show up when i do?
Are you in love with me, Metalhead?
>>3616006
I doubt that.. What if someone you liked gave you a hug?
>>3616026
Looks good!
>>3616021
I wouldn't do that ta Maria, but personally, I like tha way this anon handles things.
>>3616026
I'm in it, I'm good.
>>3616026
Looks good, dude!
>>3616009
Even that can be debatable.
>>3616026
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3616026
This will do just fine.
Do your best, everyone.
>>3616002
>Leaves his job
>Sits on centerlink all day
>Spends his free money on petrol, goon bags and winnie blues.
Sup brudda, give us our land back.
>>3616009
D-Don't touch me!
I'm allergic to affection!
>>3616034
I definitely wouldn't like it
>>3616026
I show up when I please. Perhaps I enjoy the taste of death that radiates around you. Maybe I like saying hi, who knows.
>>3616026
If you don't like it then why are you laughing~?
>Giggles
And the roster looks good.
>>3616026
Can you swap my picture with this one?
>>3615921
>>3616026
Get on with it already,i'm tired of waiting!
>>3616021
Did you not see what happened to the last person to try? Let's just say they're no longer a male.
>>3616046
Perfect, he has joined us!
>>3616026
Roadhog rides again!
>>3616068
>Has flashbacks
>Runs off crying
Roster 2.0
>>3616058
Did someone actually post that?!
Wew that's old one, allright let me get the smaller version.
>>3616055
I laughing at my rawr, ah forget it.
>>3616055
I vote for the first one, its tempting.
>>3616026
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!
>>3616068
If what you're suggesting is that you removed the male genitalia from his body, then he would still be classified as a male, as he still has the essential chromosomes to identify him as one.
>>3616075
It still looks fine to me.
Again, I hope you all do well!
>>3616075
Let the bloodshed begin!!!!
>>3616077
Stealin my job again are ya? Even after last time? You couldn't just heed my warnings could ya?
>>3616074
Muahahaha~!
>>3616077
I am fully aware of that Dedede, but he's essentially no longer a man!
>>3616075
>Nice misslink baka
Oh I won't, you laughing like that is rare~
>>3616084
Boy, ya best just get a move along now before I get angrier.
>>3616040
H-hey!... that hurts ya'know.
>>3616046
>Hugs him tighter.
I'm going to make you have an allergic reaction then!
>>3616049
Are you sure? But even I would be paralyzed with happiness if something like that happened.
>>3616075
Could be both, whatever. Not enough play things since Slaanesh disappeared.
>>3616084
Hacks.
>>3616084
What a dizzying thing teleporting is! I do not wish to do that much more...
>>3616084
A scythe? Kinda redundant, considering I have guns, but I'll take it!
>>3616068
Hey Maria, toy white little fuk. Come help me reclaim Northern Territory so we can mine out all the untapped goon mines there.
>>3616075
Yeah I'd lost it.
I thought you were the one who posted it.
Whoever did though, thanks.
>>3616084
...Now THIS is more like it!
>>3616095
Juuust saying. Either way, I think this'll be my last game of the day.
>>3616084
Just no..
>>3616092
Sorry Doc. I ain't doin' that much in tha first place anyways.
>>3616068
I have an astral penis. You can't harm it.
>>3616084
This giant will do.
Izaya is a whimp as allways. Nothing special.
>>3616093
Oh just wait until i finish hide and seek with the stone giant, i will get you and make you bleed!
>>3616096
>laughs at him
He says Hacks.
>>3616113
D-Don't do it man... she bit my dick off...
>>3616101
Let me just go get me mod and all our spears then we can go reclaim our land from the cunts.
>>3616113
And I have a blackhole!
>>3616114
Oh do try it Vraeth~
>>3616114
Oh shit, the Grand Canyon's here as well! Amazing!
>>3616114
Mind your manners... It is rude to talk to someone like that.
>>3616105
Well alright, but also... Hmpf!
>>3616114
H-how does this make sense...?
>>3616114
I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT! I AM AN OVERLORD!
>>3616119
>And I have a blackhole!
>>3616095
And there is no one who can do that to me
>>3616114
>Snickers
>>3616130
That's my line, you know.
>>3616114
>huffs gas maxing hp back up.
>>3616114
Share? With the living?
>laughs
Figure out yourself.
>>3616119
Ah i see...
>mind controls Yukine
Oopsie.
>>3616131
But it was strange even from you, but allright.
>>3616114
Wait...am I a women now?
>>3616132
No Zeat-kun has that one, I have the literal light sucking gravity vortex black hole.
>>3616148
Did you guys know there is a way to reach a god level of mortality?! Crazy huh?
>>3616148
>Slowly claps
Good job, you made Yukine blow a succubus.
>>3616148
...I blame the kids of this generation. Take a soul or two from them and you get these strange words swimming in your head...
>>3616148
>>3616148
N-No, YOU'RE the biggest faggot of all time!
>sniff
>>3616151
We have two Dazais? I saw another one that only used fanart and was mostly flirting.
>>3616134
Then find one! Talk around with people you think you'd like to talk to!
>>3616136
You know why I did it right?
>>3616148
Ah.. we're going to be fine!
>>3616148
That's just rubbing it in, damn it...!
>>3616095
>Starts weezing and coughing violently.
>>3616114
Fucking kitsunes...
>>3616119
Yea bro, then we'll go get fucked up on peace plant.
>>3616148
Calm your tits your feathered fuck.
>>3616173
Not really.
>>3616164
Already did it, they have such rage inside them. I like it very much
>>3616162
Muhahaha~
>>3616173
Ah damnit, i didn't want you to blow up with her~
>>3616171
There is no one like that anymore, moron.
>>3616184
>>3616171
>whoops
>>3616148
Poor girl, she is probably scared.
>>3616164
An Overlord huh? Scared by that one?
>>3616185
I don't, they taste strange... Like a couch and junkfood..
>>3616178
Ye, and I'll play the didgeridoo while we dance around the tire fire chanting random words.
>>3616185
Vraeth, I think it's time for a little punishment.
>>3616198
It will probably be yours. Because if I die, you will too.
>>3616198
What the hell is a "Kitsune?"
>>3616198
Yes i do Link the fire.
>Shiet, Envy i forgot to delete that anti-climatic event. sorry.
>>3616206
>blinks slowly
Maria are you drunk?
>>3616178
>Releases him, but pets him.
there there..!
>>3616184
It's something extremely childish and immature!
>>3616198
I am chill..?
:kys:
>>3616215
Fox demon if i am right.
>>3616198
Of course not! This is just... repositioning... Yeah.
>>3616216
Why must pleasant dreams end so soon.
>>3616216
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE!
>>3616221
>throws a shark at you
>>3616211
>>3616198
Havin' a hard time gettin' a leg up on me?
Better luck next time, hothead~!
>>3616215
It's like a half fox half person, but really it's person with fox ears and a tail..
>>3616216
I-it was an accident...!
>>3616218
What's so wrong with that?
>>3616216
Y-Yo, this place is creepier than the Vietnam forests...
>>3616216
That's subjective, dependent on the person, to one person I might be the biggest "Faggot" on the planet, but to another i might just be the coolest.
>>3616216
Yea, fuck Booker.
>>3616231
Wow. I've never tried that one.
>>3616233
No thank you. I already lost my favorite leg. I want to keep the other one.
>>3616216
You kidding?! This was supposed to be my win!
>>3616223
>>3616237
Why the hell should I care about getting blessed by them? I'm already a Homunculi.
>>3616218
Ahh, thank you..
>The Petting sets off his reaction
>Dies
>>3616245
Eyes on the prize, Junkrat
>>3616244
What's stoppin' ya?
>>3616244
GET BACK HERE, YOU FUCKING PIXIE!
>>3616244
I'm no dragon exterminator, perhaps you should try yourself?
Young men like yourself always seem to have the best luck against dragons in this day and age.
>>3616169
That was the erp one I think? Poor tastes
>>3616244
Hey dragon, you wanna come watch some porn on my flatscreen mirror?~
>>3616244
Kill him would you?
>>3616227
I see now. Maybe i should chain into a chair or something?
>that pic tho
>>3616250
Huh? Oh right mate, we're here for all the worthy stuff.
>>3616267
What's this? The one time I try something different and it doesn't work? I bet that blonde Doc is around.
>>3616238
It's because you hugged someone today, I'm a little ashamed of myself, but Hmpf!
>>3616247
Because being blessed always helps!
>>3616249
>Injects him with an epipen.
That should help!
>>3616267
I don't know much...!
>>3616267
No need to do that!
>She gets a lot of punishments...
>>3616274
Anything shiny that isn't bolted to the ground preferably.
>>3616277
Only because they wouldn't stop moping.
>>3616267
B-bromacia?
>>3616284
I would love to watch your face enchained into a chair
>smiles.
>>3616292
I'd break out pretty quickly though~
>>3616285
That Richard guy looks like he's wealthy enough. We should focus on him. Heh, reminds me when we stole the crown jewels.
>>3616292
Yep, Richard, you are next.
>>3616292
It was totally worth it...
>>3616292
Dragons don't exist, what are you doing being so frighten by nothing
>>3616288
Oh, so if I mope enough I'll get a hug?
>>3616292
W-why wouldn't I be scared?!
>>3616292
Sieg Zeon!
>>3616298
I do love that little crown... Remember to get anything on his person before blowin' him away.
>>3616292
Yukine was brutal. Wow.
>>3616296
You kidding right?
W~
Why you can allways suprise me?!
I start to envy you i'm afraid.
>>3616305
...Quit while you're ahead. Or behind, for that matter.
>>3616277
>Has a weak heart
>The epinephrine kills him more.
>>3616292
I'd tear Houki apart too tb.h...
>>3616309
Yeah yeah, sure, just let me do my thing. Trust me.
>>3616312
Thanks mate. Atleast someone's caring enough without that useless doc around.
>>3616312
Have you forgotten about my physical strength and magical expertise Vraeth-sama~?
>>3616312
>It's okay though Hazama is filler and thus can't feel pain.
>>3616312
D-dreadfull?.. aww...
>>3616314
Ah.. That's not nice.
>>3616318
....
>Lightly taps him with my foot.
Hm.. I've killed a man.
>>3616312
The Bromacia guy again...
>>3616324
You can make me forget that pretty easy.
Sama?
I haven't been called that way.
>>3616328
Not easily since you're quite resilient to my magic. And I'm just adding that because I can!
WHY YOU SHOOTIN THREES
NIGGA PULL UP
>>3616328
Ahem...
This thread is fucking cancer.
kys
>>3616328
They told me that there was a McDonalds here, so I followed them...
>>3616327
Since when've I been nice?
>>3616328
Ah, an Arena event! It was so long since i saw an Arena Event!!!
>but of course we got the buggy one
Not this one!
>shoots more
No! Ugh!
>moar
Damnit!
So wait, is this just an HG thread with some roleplay thrown in by the spectators?
>>3616344
Pretty much!
>>3616339
It really is desu.
>>3616344
No, it's cancer with some circlejerk thrown on the side.
>>3616321
>>3616328
I am not sure that's a good idea... But alright.
>>3616353
>kissu
>>3616344
I just wanna fucking die.
>>3616341
Oh... I get it now..! You're like Makoto huh..?
>>3616343
All I did was stay still the whole game...
>>3616343
Oh Alfred you are too kind..
>>3616344
You might be right.
>>3616362
Whose a cute little ghost shounen yes you are!
>>3616362
PRAISE THE LORD
>>3616356
R-Rachnera?
>>3616362
Well.. He isn't wrong.
>>3616359
More like how annoyed easily-upset she is bothers me.
>>3616372
Lord?
>>3616355
Oh come on. If we can deal with those fancy dragons that chinese guy is always shooting at us, then I can handle this.
>>3616362
That thing knew about the consequences if it had killed me.
>>3616362
Followed by the FEAST!!!
>>3616362
Let's uh.. Get out of here.
>>3616375
Haha, but... Did you mean that? About you not being nice? I mean you do have your moments..
>>3616384
Yeah.. no.
>>3616384
This works far better than it ever should...
>>3616377
Lord.
>>3616384
Welcome to America. Enjoy your stay!
>>3616379
To be fair, one of them is part junk. It's a miracle he can fight.
>>3616384
>>3616334
But you act like~ forget it.
>>3616396
But i'm not..
>sigh
Nevermind.
>>3616421
I shall help guide you to the afterlife... Somewhere I can never go..
>>3616404
Isn't the blonde doc repsonsible for that? She brought back that black mate, too.
>>3616421
If that Omnic can do that, I should too. It's just a tincan after all.
>>3616429
Hell yeah, jackpot. Now look what I've found, Hog.
>>3616429
Once were told, no king rules forever.
>>3616421
Forget what?
>>3616393
...Don't. Push it, seriously.
>>3616429
So what..? It just breaks on impact or...?
>>3616438
I-I got banned from w-..
>>3616421
Well, what ARE you then?
>>3616435
The blonde doc is responsible for a lot of things.. But good find, we are making out like kings!
>>3616442
Alright... But how are you?
>>3616438
>>3616449
Well not a male for sure.
>>3616439
>sighs
>>3616460
>leaves some grenades after his death
>>3616460
No seriously forget what!?
>>3616460
>>3616467
>smiles
Figure out.
>>3616460
....Close enough
>>3616465
Wanna go rob a bank to cheer you up?
>>3616460
...Oh... Lady, then!
PRAISE THE LADY!
>>3616473
ANOTHER FUCKING CANYON I SWEAR TO GOD
>>3616473
Rooting for Matsuda-chan.
>>3616473
>Turns into typical high leveled MMORPG armor and weapon.
Tell me~
>>3616458
Tired and nearly ready to turn in.
>>3616477
From today you will called the Canyon-Man!
>>3616476
Well, you know it. No job too big, no score too small.
>>3616488
I'm about to myself..
>>3616460
>>3616477
No, no.
They're male, they're just trying to trick you.
>>3616493
>Whoops.
>>3616473
The winner will be in the next side!
>>3616487
>laughs
Or else~?
>>3616491
Good, because I think the only thing close to a bank here is a lost and found.
>>3616487
damn how often do you fap in a day?
>>3616503
Congratulations Matsuda-chan~
>>3616503
...I think he was in that slide too.
>>3616503
Aw man, I'm second again...
Congrats to Matsuda, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3616507
We can always blow it up if it's not satisfying.
>>3616503
Thanks for hosting
>>3616503
Congratulations Matsuda!
Thanks for hosting Sir! And goodnight..!
>>3616503
I'll slap you silly~
>>3616509
Oh I'd say about twee fidy.
>>3616503
Oh and congratulations, thanks for hosting Vraeth-sama.
>>3616503
Do I really have to congratulate my killer? Ah hell, good game, mate. Thank you for hosting.
>>3616509
>tfw ED is slowly setting in
>tfw it takes you two hours to fap
>>3616518
Maybe find some omnics on the way back, hog tie them to my bike.
>>3616503
You managed to kill my energetic friend, but congratulations scrawny boy.
>>3616493
Hmh. Be seeing you.
>>3616503
Welp, congrats, and thanks for the show.
Don't you do anything too crazy, now, people. Be seeing you all.
hold muhdick!