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HG thread 194th Express Games continued The least noteworthy

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HG thread
194th Express Games continued

The least noteworthy slide so far
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Here HG have a nice cake!
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>>3608382
Just because you can handle it alone doesn't mean you should.
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>>3608431 (Gengar)
Cheeky little Pokémon!
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>>3608416
F
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>Repost

>>3608382
You said gengar wrong, Rika~

>>3608383
>killed wall of flesh, never played it again because 1. Laptop died, and I think my save corrupted before it died... oh well

>>3608411
Yes. Yes I did~

>>3608438
>
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>>3608438
>inb4 there's cum on the cake
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I love you.
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When is Aikawa going to finish the most important tool: The great HG shitposting machine?
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>>3608399(Suicidal Boat)
Yeah, I'd rather not. I don't really get the appeal of guns, so I doubt I'd find it sexy at all.

>>3608470
I love you more.
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>>3608416
Well I guess there's worse ways to spend my time
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>>3608263 (Rika)
.... Oh, you just handed me joke, but I refuse to take the shot.
>>3608267 (Ms. Anchorage)
I'm fine! But dead, I'll be hoping for you to reach your goal and then some!
>>3608362 (Tracksuit+)
He's held me hostage before... A couple of times.
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>>3608424
That being said you'd probably enjoy just about any rogue-like, Binding of Isaac, Nuclear Throne, and Crypt of the Necrodancer just to name a few.
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>>3608470
Only for my potatoes.
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>>3608453
Followed by a worse one
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>>3608451
Aww you get me~
Anyway, not too much going on with me at the moment, how about you, anon?
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>>3608281 (DeeDeeDum)
That still ain' all too nice y'know? Some don't really mean any ill harm to anyone! Ya might even end up paralyzin' some of them while doin' that you dumdum!

>>3608362 (Guy who needs financial advice like real darn' badly)
You might be right... but it's still a bit dum' of you. You seem to be takin' a likin' towards her! Even I can see that.
>She smirks at the dumdum.
Y'know... if I can see it, it might not be th' best hidden secret!
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>>3608449
Nah, it's fine.
>>3608431
Still ghost enough.
>>3608492
>Her face suddenly pales
...Oh.
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>>3608506
Is that a job for Superman?
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>>3608302
Despite my efforts to befriend other members of the 4th flying corps my relationship with them remains largely professional and nothing more.
How would you have me go about becoming your friend, then? Do I have to pay you?
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>>3608362
I know I'm fat, I ain't denying that. I'm just goin' and sayin' that the reason why I'm hard to pierce isn't cause I'm fat.

>>3608431
>>3608455
>Game changed so much over time that you might as well play it again Tbh. It's much better with friends.
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>>3608480
That's gay.
>>3608497
Fuck off LF
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>>3608507
Not too much. Still a bit of NBA finals afterglow, a little off kilter, but pretty good overall. I need to put myself to work so I don't just drift away during the summer.
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>>3608510
No, yer the dumdum, dumdum.
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>>3608438
Mind if I just...take a little bite?
no one would care? right?
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>>3608506
He dodged?
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>>3608532
Nigger everyone already know it's Wiggins. The meme is dead m8. Now give me more Nolsie pictures ya cunt.
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>>3608513
.....I just don't like saying "okay, deal with it by yourself then," y'know?
It makes me feel like a bad friend.
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>>3608438
>Not Kaka Carrot Cake
I bet you am no real super sand
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>>3608555
(Why am I anon posting?)
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Guys, I'm still riding the hype from Rigginsmania 1. Help me crash, I haven't slept since then.
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>>3608574
Fuck off Wiggins.
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>>3608506
We beat peace at least
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>>3608480
Fiiiiine.
I'm trying to show people cool stuff, and be nice,, and I just get shut down.

>>3608492
My gratitude goes out to you.
I'll try to win it for you, then.

>>3608506
Crossbows are fucking stupid!
Why can't I get any ammo for my main guns in this shithole?!
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>>3608492
You should be fine. I know you robots don't understand fear at all. Use your cunning abilities to get you out of there safe and sound next time.

>>3608510
Y-You really think I have a chance with her? A lot of people have said I don't have any chance, and the fact that I've hardly ever talked to women before doesn't help either, but it's nice to know someone's cheering me on!

>>3608532
And?
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>>3608578
Take some of this. It'll put you right to sleep
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>>3608399
Hearing that almost sickens me, but no matter, they can always join us.

Odd. You were rather tame with your description. Is everything ok?
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>>3608564
I prefer my independence.
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>>3608581
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>>3608455
>>3608467
>>3608545
>>3608570
Thanks for more (you)'s. I almost have enough to buy a new Corvette~
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>>3608513
Sure, but it would be rude to call you "human" wouldn't it? and you would dislike me even more because I'm pushing on the fact that I am a ghostie~

>>3608527
>Got into playing it with ex gf
>ended up never really playing it much with anyone
>world after wall of flesh was raping the hell out of me cause I couldn't manage to get any better gear without first needing wings
>wasn't having too much fun at that point

>>3608540
>I pay zero attention to sports whatsoever, so yea. Find something for yourself to do and keep yourself busy basically?

>>3608587
>slips out from the shadow of a wall nearby
Don't mind me, but are you another one of those abyssals?
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>>3608587
Showing someone the gun you've tried killing yourself with isn't cool, it's morbid! If you want to be nice and do cool things, then...I don't know, do things boats normally do, like dock yourself!
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>>3608612
Is it a red one or a green one?
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>>3608581
Don't touch me. Last time you did it involved my face being smashed in the ground
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>>3608581
F
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>>3608544
Why am I th' dumdum here!? I only said what I was thinkin'!

>>3608594
I'm not cheerin' you on dumdum... You just seem to be th' only one who ain' afraid of well talkin' to her.
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>>3608626
Custom White because i'm a special snowflake.
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>>3608555
Fuck you and let me have my fun, cunt.
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>>3608581
I'm thinking everyone.
How do you feel about killing everyone, pal?

>>3608596
I wouldn't want to scare any of the natives. I'm attempting to establish rapport with the people around here again, considering that the majority of my contacts from the past are all dead or MIA.

>>3608622
Don't act like you don't remember me, Gengar.
It's Anchorage. Ring any bells?

>>3608623
Is that an attempt at being lewd~?
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>>3608622
>First needing wings
>You don't need wings. Just go to the corruption and break alters with the Pwnhammer. That's when you go and find better gear underground.
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>>3608622
Yeah, basically. Structure myself a little with household stuff as well. Otherwise I just forget it entirely
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>>3608578
>I haven't slept since then.
Staying awake causes high blood pressure which can lead to a heart attack. It also prevents your brain from relaxing which can lead to depression. Also, auditory hallucinations are common after two-three days of no sleep, so you should be enjoying those pretty soon.
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>>3608649
Cause yer thoughts are dumb, ya dumdum.
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>>3608639
Who's hungry?
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>>3608649
That's not true at all. Your onii-chan seems to be gettin really comfy with her recently! It seems he may be trying to do something sneaky with her~

>>3608658
I didn't know docking was lewd. Uh...why don't you...let your anchor hang free?
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George Costanza ava when?
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>>3608607
I figured..
I know you don't trust me, but if you ever need me I'll be there for you!
L-Like if you just need to cry, or snuggle with a big ol' fluffy tail, I'm your girl!
I've gotten through a lot of tough stuff too, so.. Yeah!
That's what friends are for!
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>>3608714
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>>3608658
Anchorage!? ... Hey, it is you! Did you do something with your hair?

>>3608662
>Meh, didn't try to hard, trying to get there mostly on foot was basically going to be suicide, cause they were on the ends of my map.
>For the record I didn't plan well for the transition
>and I didn't try too hard at that point

>>3608665
Sounds like a plan anon, good luck with that.
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>>3608685
THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. HELP ME SLEEP.
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>>3608513
H-huh? What's the matter?
>>3608587
>Holds my face in both hands and blushes.
O-oh my! For me..?
>>3608594
I get out safely all the time, I am the best negotiator!
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>>3608714
The aggression always seems to peak at this stage
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>>3608724
Golden God > Costanza
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>>3608760
He's not serious if he's letting you go so easily. If he wanted to harm you he would have done that by now.
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>>3608704
>She gets visibly annoyed.
Hey now! I am just tryin' to help 'n you're just callin' me a dumdum.

>>3608718
>She stares at th' dumdum with a confused look on her face.
Wh-What are ya sayin'? He nearly got killed by her you know? You think he might end up gettin' killed by her?!
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>>3608770
Awww... It all ends over a jelly doughnut
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>>3608770
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>>3608791
Who knows? This could be one huge sick game, and they're both toying with our emotions. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case at all.
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>>3608714
Ufufufufu....
That was a poor decision.
I won't make you regret it, though.

>>3608718
>she breaks out into a coughing fit, before it transitions to a laugh
Oh, oh man.
You're a pretty funny guy, worthless-chan! What's your name, seeing as you haven't given it to me yet?

>>3608735
I died.
A few times.

>>3608760
Aye.
To show my gratitude to you both for supporting me, and couriering my message to Miku-chan.
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>>3608770
And the predictable pattern persists

>>3608795
Jelly doughnut are scary
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>>3608770
>>3608795
You fought rather stubbornly...
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>>3608658
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I heard that harbour princess was captured by the americans. This true?
>>3608658
>>3608718
>he cant help but laugh at the situation
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>>3608823
F
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>>3608823
Betting against the spinster.
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>>3608822
Well, that's nothing too new in the arenas and such... How did you end up dying?
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>>3608088
I said 30 minutes you assholes
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>>3608822
You ready for this?
It's Subaru!
I'm basically the car version of you!

>>3608829
O-Okay, now this is worrying me. What did I say that was so funny?
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>>3608846
i forgot
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>>3608791
Soundin' more lika ya naggin' me, and I ain't much into naggers. I'd much better like it if ya didn't tell me why my plan's ain't workin'. My plans are perfect, just like myself.
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>>3608823
They're the most vicious. I mean, if I were to create a doughnut fighting league, the jelly doughnut would win every time.
>>3608825
Would you believe me if I told you that I didn't believe someone would kill me for a pastry?
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>>3608836
Tributes are taken advantage of while resting
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I'm fucking bored and I don't know who to arpee as. Give me some suggestions I guess.
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>Sorry about the delay, had to help with some things.

>>3608622
Maybe I'm just in a mood to call you that.
>>3608732
The tail which probably packs enough power to snap me like a twig. I've gotten through worse, at this point, really.
>>3608760
I only realized, now, myself....
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>>3608882
Timbersaw!
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>>3608829
Americans?
I've not seen any American ships in these waters. Unless you mean some of the locals?

>>3608845
I blew my brains out twice.

>>3608851
Absolutely lovely.
I'm Anchorage, and I'm a ship.

>>3608873
Damn it all!
The one time I sleep, and I pay for it with my life.
What a load of garbage.
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>>3608882
Literally Anyone.
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>>3608750
Get off the computer you nutter. Relax for an hour by watching tv or something that isn't as engaging.
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>>3608882
Spongebob
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>>3608882
Emilia-tan!
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>>3608873
It's hard to know be sure of who to trust at this stage in the game
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>Anon talked about the Seinfeld Effect earlier
>decided to watch some actusl Seinfeld
This show fucking sucks. I'll be watching Strike Witches.
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>>3608871
This place has made people kill for stranger reasons
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>>3608921
F
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>>3608926
do you hate yourself, anon?
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>>3608882
Nigel Uno
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>>3608882
pep guardiola
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>>3608888
>what's up with you and the random gets?
That's not a very fair mood if I didn't even at least put you in that mood...

>>3608907
>hesitates to talk for a second
You're ok now right? You don't still have like... issues or anything?
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>>3608882
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>>3608900
I never played Dota 2, senpai. Sorry.

>>3608910
But WHO?

>>3608914
For what purpose?

>>3608917
?????
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>>3608888
Well.. Yeah, it does, you're right.
But I wouldn't do that to you.
I really wish you'd believe me, but I guess that comes with time, doesn't it?
>She sighs.
How long d'you think it'll be before you let me sleep in your tank?
It's chilly out here, in the forest, alone..
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>>3608882
Do some kind of Priest or something.
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>>3608819
You think it's all part of some sorta bigger plan amongst th' two of them? I should be questionin' Onii-chan about that...

>>3608863
I ain' just naggin' y'know... I'm just sayin' that you might end up harmin' someone!
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>>3608907
I have to say, I thought you'd be a lot bigger than you are now. Ships are supposed to be big, you know?
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>>3608882
>>3608914
Seconded.
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>>3608926
>this show sucks
>watching panty planes instead
Nice b8 m8 8/8
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>>3608949
>Random gets
You explained it yourself
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>>3608882
>throws little black boy at
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>>3608953
Avatar Spongebob for the silly meme moments that you could be creating.
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>>3608926
Watch it's always sunny in Philadelphia
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>>3608951
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>>3608934
Colonel is a title that's earned, Sanders proves himself worthy
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>>3608921
There's something... off... about that man
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>>3608882
The monkey you posted
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>>3608957
that actually sounds pretty neat. The only problem is I just can't think of any
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>>3608985
delete this
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>>3608926
>Watching weebshit over the show about nothing
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>>3608968
>>3608940
I have gotten to the point where I believe Strike Witches > Seinfeld. Kill me please.
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>>3608960
>Puts his hands on your shoulders and turns you around, facing towards >>3608988
Girlie... Where do ya think we are?
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>>3608521
Nonono! You don't pay me, you just, do nice things for me and stuff! I guess. I'm not sure. I don't really have that many friends. I mean money would help too though!
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>>3608953
>tfw I don't actually have any solo pictures of her
Sh-she's right there! Don't you see her?

>>3608960
It sounds about right, no? They want us to hurt deep down inside! They want to laugh at losers like us while they enjoy their stupid relationship! I-It's not fair, dumdum!
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>>3608851
You ever heard of euphimisms boy?
In one context you just suggested you wanted to grind her against your-
>he starts laughing again as he sees the look of embarassment on your face.
>>3608907
The bitch Iowa told me. In neutral territory no less.
>>3608926
>that better be bait
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>>3608953
Didn't even reply to
>>3608941
>>3608948
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>>3608988
I appreciate the thought, miss, but my title is Kentucky Colonel. My military service was as an enlisted man, never saw combat neither. Teamster down in Cuba way before the commies even existed.
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>>3609004
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>>3609023
Does she have any distinguishing traits beyond cute high school girl?
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>>3608988
The tables turn quickly in the Hunger Games, however
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>>3608988
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>>3609046
This
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>>3608926
>As somebody who likes both, you're doing yourself a disservice quitting so early on Seinfeld. But if you are planning on watching SW, the first 3 episodes are complete garbo due to the fact that it stars only the protag which sucks balls. Episode 4 is when they introduce the true waifus.
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>>3608949
>she chuckles
Oh, I'm fucking batshit insane.
But that's not from the head injuries.

>>3608966
It's some kind of magic shit, I don't really know how this works.
My guns are still comparable to the naval vessels you know, however. So don't believe I'm some kind of knock-off.

>>3609033
Iowa?
I'd never think the Americans would send assistance to the Japanese...
Is she fully equipped?
If so, we're dead, should we attempt to engage her.
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>>3609057
What are you laughing out
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>>3609041
Not feeling nigel
>arpeeing a soccer coach
I don't understand why I would.

>>3609046
I think I'm the only one here that hasn't watched/read Jojo...
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
>cums softly
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>>3609046
We have a gay priest. Or we did anyway.
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>>3609014
watch Rolling Girls instead
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>>3609050
F
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>>3608949
>I don't even pat attention, really.
Well, my tank IS sort of a wreck.
>>3608955
Called it. And really, the thing only seats one for a reason. Besides, kinda ruined right now....
>She sighs softly
Look, there's this map I've got, it's got this camp I stayed in for a little while when I was working on things. Technically you'd have to ask permission from the person who found the clearing first, but that magician doesn't care if you're a demon, a death spirit, priestess, robot, digital AI, or vampire. She won't turn you down.
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>>3609067
>The true waifus
God dammit Kamina.

>>3609079
I haven't, of course. Fucking weebs man.
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>>3609071
The old forever-alone over there drinking away her sorrows, as per usual.
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>>3609033
No, no, you don't understand! She's an actual ship, and actual ships have anchors! It has nothing to do with her grinding on anything!

>>3609047
>she's a huge cunt m8

>>3609069
Navel, eh? Now look who the lewd one is~
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>>3609080
You ruined the floor, Anon.
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>>3609083
Hicko's dead son.
Fucking RIP.
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>>3609017
I know we're in th' arena 'n stuff! But look at this!
>She drags out her high caliber rifle.
Y'know... if you're goin' up there just whackin' people with a hammer you're still easy to hit! This however is my lil' toy... it's pretty friggin' hard hittin' 'n I'm always safe!

>>3609023
But I ain' a loser... I-I've just had some unfortunate events happenin' to me. I don't think Onii-chan would do anythin' like that to me though...
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>>3609057
What is this? Laughter for ants?
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>>3609079
>Read the manga. Worth it
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>>3609079
>You should. It's pretty good. It's one of those shows that aren't meant to be taken seriously and are just meant to give you a good laugh and a fun time. Like the Nichijou of shounens.
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>>3608988
This is too familiar.
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>>3609089
Last peaceful moment in the game. Who would you like to see win this one?
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>>3609105
yes
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>>3609079
>Nigel Uno
>Soccer Coach
>This is what Adults actually believe
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>>3609109
Even if you aren't biased towards liking weebshit?
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>>3609099
Naval.
As in, your country's navy?
You are Japanese, no?
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>>3609090
Thanks, but..
I-I don't want to sleep around a ton of strangers.
I'm grateful, but I'd rather be with my friends, or nobody.
I guess it'll be nobody again..
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>>3609103
Look here dumdum. Men do weird, strange things when a woman like Sarah-tan is around. They turn into creatures that can't see anything but the body that's in front of them. They start lusting after things, and the only thing that can satisfy their feelings are people like Sarah-tan.
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>>3609097
>You can't tell me this is the true waifu of Strike Witches, you shit. Your taste is objectively wrong.
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>>3609102
>Last Online: 3 days ago
I-I'm worried..
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>>3609152
>Implying Japan's navy isn't actually America's navy
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>>3609145
>JoJo
>Weeb Shit
Its as Western as you can get without actually being western.
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>>3609124
Misgendering tributes is an Express Games tradition that will never go away. We're down to the final two.
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>>3609069
So you're your usual self then, good to hear I guess...

You still aren't planning on taking over everything without the others are you?

>>3609090
What happened? Did it get destroyed in the arenas?
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>>3609157
>waifuing a strike witch
you pour soal
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>>3609103
What? I know anythin' goes in this place, but why would ya wanna be outta the action an' not directly in tha heat o' the battle?
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>>3609152
Come on Anchorage, you're not throwing me a bone here! You're taking this way too seriously!
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>>3609157
Im not telling you that, idiot. Im telling you that considering, "waifus," a positive reason to watch something is embarrassing.
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>>3609099
So she's just like every other chinese cartoon girl?


>>3609131
I was referring to pep when I said soccer coach
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>>3609166
Japan pretty much doesn't get to create a military thanks to the US, but they are in pact to aid them whenever they go to war or something
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>>3609174
Nice going, brat.
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>>3609145
>Well, maybe not if you aren't into manga, but I'm not that into manga at all either and I enjoyed it
>>3609174
Silver Chariot!
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>>3609178
>Confirmed for never watching and never seeing Sanya.
>Literally the only witch actually based on a female pilot.
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>>3609174
Welcome to a true man's world...
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>>3609170
I'm asking because I haven't seen it. That's a rave review as far as I'm concerned.
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>>3609069
Yes and yes.
Which is why Im working on something that will tear her apart
>you see a glimmer in his eyes, a bloodlust youre pretty used to may have just reignited itself in our bumbling admiral.
Harm my ships? On our Seas? Even davy jones will flinch when Im finished with that scrapheap.
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>>3609020
Is this enough?
>hands you eight dollars
It's an entire month's wages for me.
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>>3609188
Oh, my bad.
You win this round, Adult...
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>>3609154
At the current moment in time, it's a girl named Aussa, my..."daughter", and a robot. The latter two mostly keep to themselves, since Shanghai's occupied with that thing of hers', last I checked.
>>3609177
Again....
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>>3609174
An out of context arena reveals second place
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>>3609170
but that's not panty and stocking

it's literally a cartoon
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>>3609201
my point stands
>>3609183 this guy's right too
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>>3609199
I don't inherently dislike the medium, just most of the stuff done with it. I'll check it out.
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>>3609203
Well, what I'm saying is, it's very western inspired, you can see it everywhere.
Hell most of the characters are named after Western Music artists, songs, and Albums, Its obvious that Araki himself is a westaboo.

>>3609224
And because of that we'll never get a second fucking season.
Just kill me right up, senpai.
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>>3609183
>Oh, well I just say that as satire. I did watch it for waifus initially, but I stayed because I genuinely enjoyed the Eila/Sanya episodes. And the human antagonists.
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>>3609166
The IJN is still a thing, no matter how pathetic and emaciated it may be.

>>3609177
Ha!
No, that was never the idea, ghostie. I'm not one for conquest, unless it's hot.

>>3609182
I'm sure that you would like to throw a bone somewhere, pervert.

>>3609206
If it's nuclear, I'm not interested sir.
In my time here, nuclear devices have cause me nothing but grief, and have failed to obtain results.
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>>3609217
Hmm... maybe you shouldn't...
Nah you wouldn't even consider that for a moment...
hmm...
To bad only living things come out of the games unscathed...
I don't really know how to help you with that, and I doubt you'd let me help with fixing it...
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>>3609231
JoJo is the only manga I've ever enjoyed. I'm currently caught up with Part 8 and reading each new chapter every month.
Do with that information what you will.
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>>3609218
>Thanking sheep noises
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>>3609218
Congratulations Jean Pierre Polnareff, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
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>>3609248
Alright, you've sold me!
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>>3609230
Boy if you don't shut the fuck up
Also see >>3609239
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>>3609217
Your what now?!
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>>3609239
trevor maloney ava when
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>>3609246
Just making sure... and what does "unless it's hot" mean?
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>>3609188
>She's a bitch with elf ears, so...y-yeah...

>>3609218
>>3609199
Congratulations, Jean! I'm proud of you and your muscles.

>>3609246
No thank you. I've have my bones broken before, and I'd rather them stay broken inside my body.
In case you don't know, bones hurt when you brake them.
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>>3609259
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>>3609218
You fool! You should never feel safe in Gotham.
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>>3609276
Thank ye kindly, miss.
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>>3609276
And thank you all for playing!
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>>3609155
I don't think Onii-chan is thinkin' like that. I think you're just tryin' to talk about yourself at this point aren'tcha dumdum?

>>3609181
Because it's dangerous y'know? I don't want to be endin' up with severe bruises or just severe pain from outa the blue by someone knockin' me on the head...

>>3609276
Thanks for th' game 'n congratulations to th' survivor!
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>>3609290
Thanks for hosting mate
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I’ll fuck everyone's waifus! No one will ever know!
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>>3609291
am I suppossed to be imagining a black dude talking when I read this?
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>>3609268
Think about the two meanings of conquest, ghostie.

>>3609272
I've broken the bones of others, but I can't say I know the feeling.
A steel frame tends to prevent most injuries of that sort.

>>3609290
At least we died together, eh Sunny?

And a grand thanks for hosting.
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>>3609212
>Eila grabs the money.
8 dollars?! W-What kind of salary is that? I make this much in an hour's worth of sleep! How do you even life off of 8 dollars?
>Eila hands back the money.
Keep it, I think you need it more than I do.
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>>3609247
Even if you did, I wouldn't let you. And no, I'm not giving up on my tanks.
>>3609264
>
Did I misspeak?
>>3609276
Congrats, then. Thanks for the show.
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>>3609290
Thank for the game, Mokou!

>>3609291
Not really. I only care if I befriend people, not "befriend" them, you know?
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>>3609300
It's sad to hear that it's that small man, but at least you try
>>
>>3609300
I don't even have a waifu, and you already know
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>>3609290
Thank ya kindly fer hostin', Mokou.

>>3609291
Yer still just a small child, ain'tcha?
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>>3609276
Yeah! I won! Thank you for hosting, miss!
>>3609272
>>3609291
>>3609317
Thank you for the congratulations!
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>>3609323
Fucking shit, I'm dying. Well played man.
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>>3609218
>>3609276
>>3609290
Congratulations to the winner
Thanks for hosting.
>>
>>3609265
No
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>>3609312
Steel frame...
>he touches your "frame"
There's nothing steel about this.

>>3609349
No, thank you for showing us a good time!
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>>3609317
How do you..
B-But you..?
Your body..
D-Do you... Are you married?
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>>3609276
Thanks for the game!
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>>3609323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md2dFa5gBJk

>>3609370
It's still covered in skin, idiot.
And watch those hands, I'd hate to have to cut them off.
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>>3609366
Too late cocksucker
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>>3609246
No I'm thinking of something else. Something that has been devastating this place for some time now.
I would never use nuclear weapons Anchorage. To do that is to contaminate the seas and would be an act of betrayal to you.
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>>3609383
>93,2
>,
I want europoors to leave
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>Sorry, something happened but I'm back now.
>>3608789
But I don't think a lot of people would want to harm me, besides he's my brother, he only wants attention from me, but he has hurt people before.
>>3608822
Haha, it's no trouble really, I get asked a lot to convey messages like that, and it's common to wish people luck.
>>3608888
It's okay, I wouldn't want to joke about a touchy subject...
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>>3609400
YEE
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>>3609388
You can't blame me for wanting to touch something that's steel, but doesn't look like it. It's not like I want to touch you or anything...
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>>3609400
BOY IF U DON'T
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>>3609371
No, and no, I haven't..."done", that, outside of being...forced during the games, which gets undone anyways.
>>3609418
Ergh...thanks.
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>>3609314
>she takes the money and puts it back in her chest pocket
My pay would higher, but I don't feel as if my duty as a Night Witch is something I should be payed for so I requested it be lowered to minimum wage.
>>
Who here has enough balls to ava Eric Cartman?
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>>3609301
What are you even sayin'? Is my accent confusin' you or somethin'?

>>3609322
I'm not really understandin' what you're tryin' to tell me, dumdum.

>>3609347
No... I ain' just a small child. I'm more mature than th' rest of th' girls in my class!
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>>3609416
What's that?
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>>3609444
who here is autistic enough*
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>>3609418
Maybe, just maybe, you should report him to the police? At the very least you should tie him up so he doesn't do that again.

>>3609444
>I really wanted to fag Pip when I first came here

>>3609445
I'm not interested in perverted things.
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>>3609444
If you watch South Park your balls probably haven't dropped yet soo
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>>3609317
I wasn't really going to say to give up on them, I'd never tell you that, but I was thinking about not bringing them into the arenas, but I already know you wouldn't do that...
I guess you'll just have too keep up with repairing it...

>>3609312
Hmm... I'm not sure I'm following you here. Granted I'm not sure if I want to.
>what is that video, kek the reactions are awesome.
>>
>>3609444
>>3609471
I'd have to watch a lot of South Park to do it.
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>>3609444
>wanting South park autism
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>>3609454
In a lot of other places, people use "," instead of "." when using decimals.
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>>3609483
>implying south park isn't based as fuck
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>>3609483
>not watching southpark as a kid back when it was in it's prime
Underage need to leave.
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>>3609483
>>3609489
*tips fedora*
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>>3609485
Cartman's mom ava would be a must
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>>3609482
>Pip
Why?
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>>3609445
I'm guessin' it's just a guy thing ta want to be in tha heat o' the battle then.
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>>3609515
Why not? He's prime bullying material.
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>>3609442
>She wipes her forehead of sweat and sighs, relieved.
Oh, thank goodness. You had me worried.
So, uh.. How..?
>She makes a "finger into hole" gesture with her hands.
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>>3609508
I like how you confirmed my post, good job
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>>3609482
Since when are we talkin' 'bout perverted things... I don't think we ever even mentioned any of that.

>>3609531
It just seems a lil' bit too dangerous for me, DeeDeeDum! I can't help it either y'know?
>>
>>3609539
Do you even know when southpark first started, or are you trying to b8 me?
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>>3609444
>>3609485
>Not going to see the book of mormon when it was in it's prime
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>>3609484
Like I'd ever accept any alternative.
>>3609537
>She laughs briefly
Oh, yeah, she's also got the body of a full-grown woman. And is like...significantly taller than me. Just some...alternate-reality stuff. "That" version of me helped to create her.
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>>3609562
>Not Team America
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>tfw I remember we had a Justice ava for a good three hours and Sol went batshit full power cringe.
I can't stop laughing.
>>
>>3609511
Looking at it through a parent's perspective. I'd never let my kid watch that god awful shit and I just shake my head in shame when parents let their children watch it.
>>
>>3609442
It was about your tank, I don't want a misunderstanding, especially with you, you'd shoot me...
>>3609482
No, I like my brother, besides he's been under control lately, but, by the same logic you should be tied up too, you're violent.
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>>3609454
4u
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>This thread
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>>3609587
Never knew they let soccer moms on 4chan.
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>>3609554
I did too! I mentioned it when I was talking about Onii-chan and Sarah-tan's relationship! For you all you it could be sexual!
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>>3609581
>Any tips for Bloodbath events?
>>
>>3609594
>pets

S-she'll be back so...r-right?
>>
>>3609587
>>3609606
kek
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>>3609443
Spending all of that time in the dark, when people are usually sleeping...there's a reason why witches make a killing. They give us so much money because we can die in the field! What do you even do with that money? What can you even do with that money?

>>3609493
>I know you nigger, but in the SW setting all of the names are fucked with for some reason.
>Ex: Russia -> Orussia, U.S -> Libreria or some shit like that
>Also I got that image from a SW board I think.
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>>3609554
Nonsense, jus' about everyone can be broken into liking the heat o' the battle.
It's all about the thrill o' of the fight. Risin' up to challenge yer rivals.
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>>3609594
When have I ever been violent? I've had violent things happen to me, not the other way around!
>>
>>3609606
Eat your greenies you edgy little fuck :^)
>>
>>3609611
(Player1) accidentally replies to (Player2)'s post. (Player1) commits sudoku out of shame.
>>
>>3609644
Not until you suck my dick mom
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>>3609638
>throws a book at you from the shadows
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>>3609568
Ohh, so it's not YOUR kid, but other you's kid.
Alright, that makes sense.
As much sense as it's gonna make, anyways.
N-No chance she's adopted, is there?
Just.. Curious, that's all.
Hehe.
>>
>>3609633
What do the names have to do with anything about "," instead of-
Ooooohhhhh.
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>>3609650
>Perhaps I should clarify, I'm not looking for events, just tips on what makes a bloodbath event a bloodbath event.
>It's currently one of the only things my game is missing.
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>>3609668
>catches it before it hits him
That's really rude, you know.
>>
>>3609638
>coming back to HG.jpg
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>>3609664
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Did she fucking die? My boner literally just fell to the floor when they started kicking her stomach and there was blood everywhere. I'm seriously about to cry for this slut.
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>>3609568
Sounds almost like you enjoy working on it each and every time
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>>3609678
You understand now, boyo.
>>
>>3609674
>pets
I love you squirrel-chan
>>
>>3609710
Did who die?
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>>3609710
What is this?
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>>3609683
>Running away
>Gathering supplies
>Teaming up
>First blood
>Accidental death
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>>3609713
Well, why wouldn't I enjoy working on them? Sometimes I take them apart just to put them back together.

...I just don't like them being destroyed.
>>3609674
Technically, especially since she's just supposed to be digital...what's with the laugh?
>>3609594
Yeah, I know it's about my tank, I realized what I said, just then.
>>3609611
>You don't necessarily need to make a bunch of them. Maybe keep it to just attaining gear or grouping up or something. I was able to pad my bloodbath events to stupid amounts just by throwing in bronze gear.
>>
Yuno what times are you generally on? I want to know when to make Yuno puns
>>
>>3609738
>rubs bum
>>
yuno please host
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>>3609407
...letting ERP have free reign in these waters?
I cannot think of anything more devastating, but I strongly recommend against that as well, Sir.

>>3609418
Now I feel bad, using you like a messenger boy. How's about we talk again sometime, and actually talk?

>>3609427
Either lies, or you're impotent.
Maybe both.

>>3609484
Never mind, it was only funny in the moment.
>D1(a commentator)'s reactions to competitive Smash
>Deeeeestruction is his meme
>>
>>3609744
>rubs dick in your hair
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>>3609710
>one of THESE doujins
We didn't nuke them hard enough.
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>>3609724
>She giggles and presses back into the pets.
I love you too, Anon!

>>3609746
Nothing!
I was just imagining, um..
Nevermind!
So, she's digital?
How's that work?
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>>3609765
I guess we'll never find out, huh~?
>>
>>3609623
Huh...? What do you mean?
>>3609638
You punched that girl the other day.
>>3609746
Okay good, well anyway, how's Shanghai? I haven't noticed her lately.
>>
>>3609783
>continues petting
I wish people loved me as much as you.
>>
new game?
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>>3609783
Lewd thoughts, eh squirrel?
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>>3609744
>>3609746
>Thank you kindly.
>I'm trying to aim for upwards of 40 fatal and 40 nonfatal bloodbaths, but we'll see how that goes.
>>
>>3609710
One time I cried during a cuck hentai.
The girl fucked her fiancee, told him he was shit compared to the guy she'd been cheating on him with, and then leaves him.
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>>3609757
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>>3609790
Your girl friend
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>>3609814
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>>3609746
Well, if you ever need to find parts, I can help with that~

>>3609765
Well, ok then... So, what have you been doing all this time anyway?
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>>3609732
>3609732
>>3609738
>>3609774
>>3609814
I think she died.....I'm crying again.
>>
>He chuckles
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>>3609798
Don't worry, Anon!
I'm sure you'll find plenty of people that like you if you just be yourself!

>>3609807
N-No!
I can't have lewd thoughts until I'm married, Anon!
Duh!
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>>3609814
So I'm not the only one who feels like shit after reading a NTR doujin, r-right?
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>>3609790
Which one?
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>>3609814
I read one similar to that but in the end the woman tells senpai that she was doing it just to spite the cuckboi and make him repent for making her do the cuck shit and it felt so good.
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>>3609810
>40 is a decent number for those categories. Good luck.
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>>3609836
Nope. NTR is shit and anyone who likes it should feel bad.
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>>3609633
Teddy bears.
I use the money to buy teddy bears.
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Afternoon.
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>>3609832
Sure you can, and depending on where you're from, acting on them is also perfectly fine. It's natural!
>>
>>3609836
I feel despair, but I keep reading and jacking it to them. Kill me.
>>
>>3609827
>my exact face

>>3609829
Looks like shit

>>3609832
There's not though squirrel-chan
>scratches behind ears
>>
>>3609607
B-But I would've known about that! I think he would've been tellin' me about that dumdum.

>>3609635
But I don't have any rivals as of yet y'know? I ain' really out on makin' enemies at this point in time.
>>
>>3609765
Hàhah! No no, thats just scorched earth....
Have any of your sisters wanted a pet?
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>>3609783
Imagining what??

And she was sort of an AI that just...popped up here. And yes, she's flesh and blood now...somehow.
>>3609790
>She sighs softly
I don't know, myself, considering I haven't, either.
>>3609810
>20-30 is just fine at least to start out.
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>>3609857
Evening~
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>>3609765
Oh no, don't worry about, I'm going to talk to my sister anyway, it's really no trouble, but I'm a little curious, you don't seem like a normal person, how did you find out about my family?
>>3609823
I-I don't have a girlfriend...
>>3609844
I don't know her, but she was grabbing Sarah-san right?
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>>3609829
Don't forget to mention that this is what she looks like in the first chapter.
>>
Quick! Anons are harassing your waifu!
What do?
>>
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>>3609829
Two nukes was not enough.
>>
>>3609884
You have that drunk girl right?
>>
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>>3609829
How can a country be so based one minute and then do something like this shit the second?
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>>3609829
>moral degeneration
>prostitution
>drugs
>blackmail
>rape
>defloweration
>154 pages
W-WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>
>>3609887
Uh, uh, wait! I don't have one! Sucks to be you!
>>
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>>3609849
>Thankie.
>>3609879
>I've already hit over 200 fatals and 150 nonfatals for day and night, so I'm hoping the bloodbath will go just as smoothly.
>>
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>>3609860
Nope!
I won't ever have a lewd thought until I'm married.
Never ever.

>>3609865
>She purrs quietly.
Sure there are!
You just haven't found them yet, Anon!
Keep looking! There're nice people everywhere!

>>3609879
It's a secret! Just like your secret!
See? Now you know how bad secrets feel!
So you have a machine that turns AI into flesh and blood?
That's pretty crazy!

>>3609887
It's okay!
They're not harassing me!
>>
>>3609829
>>3609885
so who's gonna ava er?
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>>3609887
Continue watching.
>>
>>3609854
Why does this exist? I am befuddled
>>
>>3609907
Your biography
>>
>>3609905
Because in reality, damn near everything you think from them as based is just as bad.
>>
>>3609933
...
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>>3609857
Morning.

>>3609869
Why would he tell someone that doesn't know what sadism or masochism is about his sexual endeavors?

>>3609884
Ah, that was all planned out! It wasn't a real punch.
>>
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>>3609869
Ya ain't even got a RIVAL yet? Girlie, I even gots myself a rival. Why ain't ya got one yet?

>>3609887
Murder in cold blood.
>>
>>3609919
>pets head one last time
Happiness is not for my squirrel-chan, but I'll discover sweet release tonight. It was nice knowing you even if it was only for a short time.
>>
>>3609887
>grabs katana
WHO WANTS TO BE FUCKING MURDERED!?
>>
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>>3609881
Hey.
>>3609959
..What timezone are you in?
>>
>>3609917
>wasting all that time on so many fatals
Y-You do realize nonfatals are 16 times more important than fatals right??
>>
>>3609919
You were totally picturing big Rika naked.

>>3609933
My negro
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>>3609878
Kraken?

>>3609884
I'm a huge fan of Miku's, and I love her hair so much it makes me want to die.
>>
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>>3609939
>>
is game kill
>>
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>>3609984
The one where it's morning, dummy.
>>
>>3609907
>Degeneracy thats too sickening for your innocent mind little kamina.
>>3609991
Close enough. A kraken would just get shot down these days, too squishy.
>>
>>3609887
I don't have a waifu.
>>
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>>3609919
No, her "Operator" just sort of tossed her in to something, and she just...showed up here instead. None of us knew this'd happen.
And this is a secret being directly related to ME!
>>3609917
>That's like more than double what I've got. Christ.
>>
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>>3609829
>>3609902
>>3609905
>>3609907
>overreacting this hard to Fatal Pulse
It's every fucking day with you normies.
>>
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>>3609986
>I found I've spent more time on the nonfatals than the fatals. They just come easier to me.
>>3609939
>
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>>3609879
A-ah.. I'm sorry, but are you still going to work on my arm? That sounds a little fun.
>>3609903
I like her but, we're not going out or anything, one can hope though.
>>3609959
Sure tracksuit sure, honestly man...
>>3609991
Haha, you should be telling her that, but not like this, it's a little creepy..
>>
>>3609928
Someone HAS to now.
>>
>>3610002
f
>>
>>3609887
Tell him to go eat the 26,293 cough drops it takes to overdose on Menthol and die, then put my arm around my waifu's waist and take her somewhere nice.
>>
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>>3609986
>>3610035
>not that fatals should be devalued. But I am focused on nonfatals at the moment because I need more
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>>3609928
>>3610041
>I will
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>>3609887
>>3609907
...upupupu...zetsubo...ZETSUBO! ZETSUBO TEKI-DA! S-So... how does it feel to lose all that's left in your little life to crush down on your hope... turn it all into zetsubo...? Does it make you prolong for that same hope or is it just a farce... are you losing it yet?
>>
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>>3609958
I personally don't have a waifu but I'd love to watch Izaya be bullied. I find it arousing.

>>3609988
This anon gets me.
>>
>>3610022
>>
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>video thumbnail in my subscriptions
It's a sign.
>>
>>3609814
That's kinda hot actually
Imagining the girl is actually a slut behind her boyfriend/husband

>>3609854
Fuck off cuck
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>>3609977
Huh?
Weelll, alright, Anon, but be safe, okay?
Goodnight!

>>3609988
N-Nuh uh! Don't make me think of something so lewd!
I was imagining her snuggling with my tail...

>>3610016
That's pretty cool, tell her I said hi if you see her again! Buuuut..
You won't know unless you tell me a secret of yours first!
>>
>>3610022
>Theres a big difference between normie and fapping to the beaten up and abused.
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>>3610069
Hg rising?
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>>3610022
Nigger I can fap to fucking planes, that shit's just cruel
>>
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>>3610022
>>3610061
>>3610076
Shut the fuck up
All of you
>>
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>>3610040
Ask her yourself if you don't believe me. I never hit her that hard.
>>
>>3609984
You sound as happy go lucky as usual.
>>
>>3610077
It's ok...I only need one bullet anyway
>>
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>>3610059
>I'm currently working on rewriting most of the day/night events I have to be more clear or interesting. Hopefully I'll have some more nonfatals come out of that.
>Once I finish the checklist I've made I have I could have anywhere between 350-400 fatals without any second thought, but I'll see how that comes about when I get to it.
>>
>>3610065
You're not particularly complicated, Rachnera. I initially vastly overestimated your inner machinations.

>>3610077
However you want to say it, you were embarrassed about it~

>>3610088
Oui oui.
>>
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>>3610069
>Ionized mercury most likely
>>
>>3610007
How specific, moron.
>>3610104
Is that an insult?
>>
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>>3609959
Well... I don't know... I just thought it'd be somethin' he'd end up tellin' me, dumdum.

>>3609961
I don't think I should be tryin' to find one either. I'm just thinkin' I shouldn't be tryin' to find one either. It's a lot better tryin' to have fun 'n th' occasional bullyin' victim y'know?
>>
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>>3610069
>>3610088
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>>3610108
Are you gonna go fight some criminals?
Be careful, Anon.

>>3610112
Am not!
Am not am not am not am not am not!
>>
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>>3609595
>Thanks

>>3609855
Eh? Teddy bears? Why those? Isn't one enough?
>S-Sorry for the late reply
>>
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>>3610040
I haven't decided, actually....
>>3610077
>She sighs
Seriously?
>>3609828
No, I manage. Like always. Thankfully the Flower Tank's easy to fix up.
>So sorry about that, damn attention slipping
>>
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>>3610112
Oy
>>
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>>3610099
Look at this
Hot as fuck, isn't it?
>>
>>3610069
We are like Mercury
Toxic as fuck but morons keep playing on it
>>
>>3610113
https://youtu.be/7ZT7xqwk84E

D-don't ruin it.

>>3610138
You're making it harder on yourself, reacting so violently! It's adorable
>>
>>3610079
GUYS.
Guys.
This anon is going OOC.
>>
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>>3610129
Why do you care anyways? If you're trying to stalk me, you're doing a bad job of it.

>>3610130
Oh? Are you hurt by the idea of your lover finding someone else?
>>
>>3610154
>Happy End?
Even the doujin itself doesn't think it's good.
>>
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>He wakes up, obviously unprepared.
Jeez...what time is it?
>>
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>>3610101
I don't remember what she looked like, I wasn't paying much attention.
>>3610143
Haha.. Well I'll be up for it when ever you are.
>>
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>>3610176
Why would I stalk anyone, let alone you!
>>
>>3610198
SUMMER TIME
>>
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>>3610143
Seriously!
Tell me! It'll be like a game of truth or dare, but without the dares!

>>3610163
I'm not reacting violently!
You are!

>>3610198
Iiiiiit's time for another snack!
Got any nuts?
>>
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>>3610130
With how ya act and how ya fightin' style is, I can see why ya bein' bullied as well.
>Sits his hand on your shoulder
Just between you an' me, ain't nobody takin' me seriously over at my Kingdom as well to tha point where tha kids 'er laughin' at me.
>He gets off of you
BUT DON'TCHA WORRY! There's always a way to make a comeback! Just show 'em who's boss an try ta fight till tha very end!
>>
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>>3610129
Well it is a bit of sarcasm I guess

>>3610143
Flower tank? What's that one like?
>>
>>3610154
STOP
>>
>>3610211
would you suck my nuts
>>
>>3610211
How so?
>>
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>>3610198
Morning, I think.

>>3610207
I don't know. That's a question for you to answer yourself, stalker.

>>3610199
She looked like a kid, but I'm pretty sure she's in high school.
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>>3610209
Well, yeah. Duh.
>>3610211
No...I didn't even expect to be awake at this hour. I'm spent.
>>
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>>3610140
>You're fine.
I just find them to be quite endearing, no other reason. They're all unique so there's no reason to stop at just one.
>>
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>>3610198
Quarter 'till eleven, more or less. At night.
>>3610211
>She shoots a glare, but sighs
Well, I've already part-shown you one, so I might as well....
>>3610222
...It's the one I always use.
>>
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>This thread
>>
>>3610255
Oh, I didn't know it had a name or anything

>Gengar
>>
>>3610289
>>3610289
>>3610289
>>3610289
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>>3610222
...Whatever.
>>3610246
Say that again and I'll make you into a paraplegic!
>Uni
>>
>>3610277
These posts never make any sense.
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