Welcome to the 28th I stole this game from a witch!
It's still in Alpha Stage so please bare with me!
>Only until recently I have the motivation to continue the game
You know the rules~! :
- Dead hours edition! : First 24
- Dead hours Game mode on : Fillers are to be expected
- Dead hours limitations mode on : Please put the fillers last after everyone got their spot!
- Dead hours Speed : The game will progress faster sometimes. 1 - 2 minutes per slide.
Good luck!
Foxy Rena
Roromiya
>>3595211
You needed oil.
>>3595206
I ate all the food.
My wife
Koyomi Araragi
>>3595233
>:^)
Against Me
X7-10
Earthworm Girl
The Player
Sanae Kochiya
>>3595258
no fending machines either?
Shimakaze
>>3595251
Spike
Koisheep
Jack Spicer
Eggman-kun
Gravelord Nito
>>3595251
Ririchiyo
These boxes
Temmie
Silvio
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3595271
Those are sold out.
Muffets ass
Tenshi
This caption
>>3595292
Maybe one of those sponsers will give you some food during the game
Lonely Policeman
Filia
Cygnus
I didnt realize dead hours ran in the morning as well....
T-this is beautiful..
>>3595303
It won't be enough.
>>3595314
Let it stay that way. It's relaxing.
>>3595323
I don't know how I can help you then
>>3595331
helo it is i subarru
Rosters down!
First 5 swaps!
>>3595343
>>3595343
Come on you're too slooooow Kongou! Let's go!
>>3595321
>>3595348
>>>DISRESPECTING THE HOST
>>3595342
...
>smashes her mobile
>>3595343
Looks good.
>>3595348
S-Shut up you're a destroyer!
>>3595331
Agreed! Finally a human with a bit of sense in their head!
>>3595343
I'm ready.
Be honest, HG.
Is there a person your avatar is friends with that you dislike?
>>3595343
>>3595259
W-What is this
>>3595363
Luckily, this situation does not apply to me.
>>3595359
So? That makes me the fastest! So lets go already!
>>3595343
>A distant voice yells, "Go Rena!"
>>3595361
I meant that you should stop talking.
>>3595365
Best girl is you.
>>3595369
Hey! Thanks you mysterious voice!
I'll do my best.
>>3595343
Fine! Let's go! Bloodbath!
Bullies gets punished~
And Shimmy! You carry the 4 people! You're the boat of the boat trip.
>>3595368
I hate you so you go carry the 4 of them to the island! Shimmy!
>>3595377
You better!
>>3595384
>>3595384
A mansion on a remote island? Interesting...
>>3595385
Ah! ah! It was you. Good morning Makoto-chan, how are you doing today?
>>3595384
I o-only need this while we get in. I saw a few spiders around here.
>>3595383
>>3595376
Of course, my beauty speaks for itself, but to enter me into a game with such a title.. Geez..
>>3595384
You have to admit bud, it's pretty funny
>>3595384
Wha? I'm not meant for transport! I'll race them instead!
>>3595384
Stop finding stupid ways for killing me!
>>3595394
I'm doing good!
I got lots of sleep, and a big breakfast.. I'm not gonna stick around for long, but I just thought I'd stop by and say hi-hi!
>>3595408
Hey, you!
Stop copying my outfit!
>>3595401
But your sister is better.
>>3595384
Shimmy is never to be trusted remember that people!
>>3595408
Hehe~
>>3595412
Nope~!
Baka people deserves baka deaths!
>>3595424
You can have it
>>3595375
Keh! It seems I was wrong.
>>3595424
Here's your win card~!
BAAAKA!
>>3595424
Uh... what did I not do?
>>3595424
That would explain why do stupid things always happen to you.
>>3595424
I saw that! Not like I'd accept it anyway. I'm certain that you put poison in those!
>>3595433
You're still talking.
>>3595417
What are you talking about? I had this first!
>>3595424
Hey! I can be trusted!
>>3595417
Oh okay, it's nice of you to come say hello.
What did you eat today? Chestnuts, again?
>>3595424
You can have my candy bar Sarah-chan, if you want. I am not hungry
>>3595424
>>3595435
Shut up, baka!
>>3595446
Who are you and how do you know my name?
>>3595435
>>3595444
Being fast doesn't always mean its good Shimmy~!
>>3595452
Dying alone~ Hehe!
Here I will bring you a friend!
>>3595444
I totally did, cause I came up with it!
It's my new style!
Change your outfit!
>>3595446
Haha! No, of course not!
A girl can't survive on just chestnuts.
I also had blueberries!
>>3595468
Ahh! I didn't notice that there!
>>3595468
...
Why is it always explosives that take me out?
>>3595468
>>3595453
I'm Rena.
All our name were written on the invitation, didn't you read it?
>>3595468
There is strange message in RED in that forest
It says "Rena is best girl in this island" I wonder what it means...
>>3595471
But... our outfits aren't even similar! You change yours!
>>3595468
I don't want that spider near me, send her to a special place in hell.
>>3595468
Great... I died next by the actions of a freak of nature
>>3595485
...
I had a small trauma when I tried to enter the mansion alone.
...
I lost it at that moment.
>>3595468
>>3595488
Yeah-huh!
You're doing the cute thing with your panties that I started doing!
Quit copying me!
>>3595471
Oh, okay yes! It was silly of me to assume you only eat chestnuts. I'd have to work of that stereotyping habit.
I just had a meager sandwich myself.
>>3595468
Landmines and explosions are the number cause of death! I will thank Mr. Michael Bay after this!
>>3595489
Who said it's the spider, I meant shimmy!
>>3595478
Baaka!
>>3595485
Oh be careful of the night creatures of the island. They're called.... ANONS.
They're usually are the ones responsible for that.
>>3595492
>I really should have slept last night, it's been more than 24 hours
>>3595498
Oh I see, this place is rather strange yes... And the woman on big painting in the hall doesn't gives me good vibes.
Be careful from now on, I'll watch your back.
>>3595508
You know what they say!
A sandwich is the 'wich that'll make you wish you knew which witch is which!
Or something!
>>3595513
I'll knock next time
>>3595507
No! I was here first so why should I change!?
>>3595513
Hmm? Says the sloooooow ship!
>>3595513
I don't want to be friends with that raft either.
>>3595513
>>3595532
'Cause it was my idea!
I'm gonna.. S-Sue you, or something!
I really will!
>>3595513
>where does the background from this set comes from? I like it
This beach seems nice enough. The seagulls are really loud today, I hope it's not a bad omen.
>>3595526
W-What?
>She lost it after the third "wich" sounds
>>3595520
...
I don't require your assistance and I had to leave already. At least I left in a bombastic way.
>>3595513
KENNY G Play that SAX!
>>3595532
I am a battleship baka! I have higher fire power than you though!
>>3595550
>The Morning one is from Monster Hunter 4 U
>The rest I take it from.... a Desktop background website which I forgot the name of the website
>>3595558
stop hurting those harmless animals right now!
>>3595546
Sue? You'll have to catch me first! Aha!
>>3595558
What's that matter if you get hit all the time because of how sloooow you are?
You spend most of the time getting repairs because of that!
>>3595558
>>3595558
Mhh... What do you want? Some people are trying to sleep here.
>>3595365
It's you, my wife.
>>3595550
Eh, I dunno. Sandwiches are good too, but I usually only like peanut butter and bananas in mine.
>>3595565
>Catches
>>3595558
This one guy is pretty sadistic in his killings.
>>3595565
At least I don't sink after 1 shot...
>>3595570
T-That's wrong.
>>3595584
Are you one of Lady Suwako's?
Thank you
>>3595584
>>3595575
....
Y-You were supposed to give me a running start!
>>3595584
At least I don't even get shot! They can't hit someone as fast as me!
>>3595575
Peanuts and banana? At the same time?
It's quite unusual. I'm more traditionnal myself, some fish, maybe chicken meat, nothing fancy.
>>3595584
The player had a good excuse. We played Smash all night together. And I must say, I pretty much kicked his ass.
>>3595591
Oh you, always so tsundere.
>kissu
>>3595584
The chapel is really scary at night. I would not recommend to go in by yourself~!
>>3595591
Who's wife are you then?
>>3595584
It'll all be over soon, miss Roromiya...
>>3595603
no!
>>3595603
There is so much evil energy coming out of that place. It must be the work of a strong youkai.
I-I think I'll go back to the mansion, for now.
>>3595596
Beastkin're faster than you'd expect! Especially squirrels!
>She, not understanding the concept of personal space very well, grabs your panties and tucks them back under your skirt.
There!
>>3595598
Fish upset my tummy.. I can't have any of those.
It stinks. You eat meat in your sandwiches? I never have before.
>>3595603
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3595603
Oh.. I nearly miss this one~!
>>3595596
Sh-Shut up! At least I am faster than most of the battleship out there!
I want to fug the squirrel.
>>3595622
You never ate meat before? Really?
Now that I think about it... Squirells are herbivorous... That must explain it.
Well, I'd like to tell you meat taste like heaven, but it would probably hurt your stomach... You're not missing much, actually...
>>3595641
>>3595641
Moving on since there's nothing noteworthy in that slide.
>>3595641
>>3595641
The seagulls won't stop screaming....
I want to fuck that fox
>>3595622
H-Hey! What are you doing you pervert!
>She readjusts them back
>>3595641
Hmmph... I GUESS I'll give you that, but you're still slow.
>>3595652
get it off get it off!
>>3595477
...Not much of a talker, are you?
>>3595652
All of this seems so pointless... Fighting for japan, or this island... In the end, will it matt... aahhh! It's cold! Hum... ? What are you doing here, froggy?
>>3595657
>.
>>3595646
W-Well, alright, I eat meat buns with Tao sometimes, but I don't think they use very real meat in those!
>>3595662
I'm not!
I'm enforcing my copyright!
>She pushes back against your hands, trying to keep them under your clothing. In the process, she ends up accidentally pushing your entire skirt down your legs.
>>3592544
HG BTFO
>>3595652
No stealing! That's bad!
>>3595650
>mfw I still have not make my Noel folder
>I AM SO LAZY
>>3595662
W-Well you're weak in firepower and armor!
>>3595703
>Make it! Just know that I'm pretty rusty on BlazBlue lore/story, so I might have to play a Makoto with a bit of amnesia.
>>3595703
Sorry fox thing, but I require this rectangle that produces games for the current moment!
>>3595685
. . .
>>3595700
>implying mods would listen to some autistic little faggot
They're more likely to ban that retard
>>3595703
>>3595695
Now that I think about it. You could try it eat soja meat. I heard the taste is pretty close to the real thing.
Is Tao a good friend of yours?
>>3595715
Heh... you can't keep it. That game is lame anyway.
>>3595695
Welcome to HG.
The only place you can see a squirrel raping a boat in public.
I want Muffet to violently rape me.
>>3595695
H-Hey! Stop it!
>She pulls her skirt back up and tries to get away from you
>>3595703
That's because my job is to not get hit! Those kind of things would slow me down!
>>3595703
Many people looks through the window...
Oooh the storm..
>>3595713
>I am so lazy!
>>3595727
Shimmy deserves it! HAHAHA!!
>>3595645
Get in line
>>3595599
O-Oi! You're n-not allowed to kiss me, I'm a goddess!
>>3595614
I'm nobody's wife, I don't even have a boyfriend!
>>3595743
Don't forget to visit the chapel while you're at it!
>>3595723
Hmm.. Tao, she's my friend, I think. Yeah, we're friends!
She's another beastkin like me, but she's part cat.
She really likes cuddling my tail.
>>3595741
Wah!
>She trips and falls, wiping out and faceplanting onto the floor.
whos the most lewdest ava?
>>3595743
>>3595758
furry porn
>>3595758
Probably Makoto at the moment, but I like her take on lewd.
Clumsy, innocent lewd is the best lewd, and I don't mind it as much as blatant lewd.
>>3595743
Maybe I shouldn't practice necromancy
>>3595758
Alma, Furry porn
>>3595764
I love you sheep-chan
>>3595743
Temmie is... I don't know.. Why are you doing this!
>>3595754
>I will be adding the Small Bombs death event soon.
>:^)
>I mean... Spoilered You saw nothing!
>Alright, gotta go now! Sorry about that, have a butt as apology! Be back in 2 hours!
>>3595751
Do you even have normal friends?
>>3595782
This gold coin is going straigth to the donation box
>>3595755
You think? Friendship is not something to take lightly. You must be sure, she might.
You never know when someone will betray you.
Your tail is nice hehe! But I think mine is prettier on the fluffy department.
>>3595741
Your job is to be at the front line though~!
>>3595776
>>3595751
It's my way of showing respect and worshiping. Aren't you supposed to do those sorts of things to a goddess?
>>3595787
noice
>>3595782
>Nice stuff!
>>3595782
I'm sick of playing smash already... Can't we play shogi or Go for a change?
>>3595782
>>3595770
How times change...I remember when people would shit all over lewd avas, even the clumsy lewds like astraea or nymph.
>>3595795
They shoot at me and miss! So ships like you can destroy them!
>>3595788
O-Of course I have!
>>3595797
Umm, you don't have to do anything of that sort, just act and behave like a good citizen!
>>3595812
Blatant lewd is still cancer. But subtle lewd is a nice breath of fresh air that my dick enjoys.
>>3595782
A frog saves the frog shrine maiden!
>>3595819
The only blatant lewd I remember is Alma honestly.
>>3595823
I see what Lady Suwako like you guys so much
>>3595816
Name one.
Hello~
>>3595845
Hello.
>>3595823
I skipped one day just to see someone die!
>>3595845
Hello?
>>3595816
What if I want to go over the top in worshiping you, hmm~?
>>3595861
Screw you guys, I'm going to sleep.
>>3595861
Why won't you understand that the freaking frog is behind all this?!
>>3595861
2 people are framed of being the murderer.
>>3595845
Who the fuck are you? Why are you nearly as pale as I am?
what's your darkest fetish, HG?
hardmode: post with ava
>>3595870
Out of all the Ds games. I hated the catacombs the fucking most. Plus something about bosses that have minions fight with them has always irked me as well
>>3595876
What?
>>3595836
Do I count?
>>3595881
Traps, macro, smelly.
t. Bolin
>>3595888
No.
>>3595881
Darkest?
Skinsuits
>>3595881
snuff probably desu
>>3595881
Vore, no same size bullshit because that's cancer
>>3595894
Also armpits
>>3595876
This place is really pleasant during the day.
Still, the seagulls are the loudest today. I feel like I'm in a town port.
>>3595881
Yuri netorare
>>3595922
The worst thing about that is the NTR.
>>3595876
A R E N A E V E N T
The demon goat butlers are invading!
>>3595884
Keh! Dont come uninvited next time, human!
>Huh? I found the gutter to be the worst in my experience.
>>3595929
>>3595881
Watersports
>>3595930
I just had a bad experience ok? ;-;
>>3595930
>Fucking gutter is cancer tier place!
>I HATE THAT FUCKING PLACE SO MUCH!
>>3595929
I.... This is the end for me.
I'll rejoice the Kami in the afterlife.
It's the frog guys... the frog....
>>3595956
>pets
>>3595956
>pets
>>3595929
And there's another one dead. Something is fishy here.
>>3595963
You-Youre petting my corpse?
Heh! I'm here, a ghost, don't pet my corpse please!!
>anonposting intensifies
>youkai racism intensifies
>greentexting intensifies
>intensify intensifies
>shitposting intensifies
>youkai revolution intensifies
>autism intensifies
>desire to ERP intensifies
>radical taoism intensifies
Did I leave anything out?
>>3595969
A broken event that I will fix later on!
>>3595969
>mischieving intensifies.
>>3595978
the desire to rape muffet, you forgot that
>>3595981
Oh boy.
>>3595956
You are proven wrong.
I want to lovingly cuddle with _____.
Buy Dr Latency's Freak Report
>>3595972
Hush
>pets
>>3595996
>>3595978
yiffing intensifies...I guess..?
>>3596006
>I already have it
>>3595978
>>3595997
Kongou.
>>3595996
Aikawa strikes again!
Quick. Give me a good, sad anime.
>>3595997
Literally everyone.
>>3595997
Silvio
>>3595836
>>3595888
Yeah he does!
>>3595869
T-That's not necessary!
>>3596020
my life
>>3595900
Oh. Why not?
>>3595997
Nobody...
>>3596007
Please. Dead bodies are sacred. Bury me near a Shinto temple and leave my body in peace.
>>3596023
Name another, better yet, name 4 more.
And your sister doesn't count.
>>3596014
E-E-Eh!? Anon! Please control yourself!
>>3596020
Ano Hana : The flowers that we saw that day
>>3596018
>>3595997
Bikko
>>3596031
Hush. You're already revived, dummy. No longer deceased
>pets
>>3596020
Gurren Lagann
Unless you mean something that is consistently sad then disregard this
>>3596035
Is there something wrong with cuddling you? I'd cuddle you. But I'd literally cuddle everyone.
>>3596018
FINAL 3 AND THE FINAL SLIDE! PLEASE MAKE YOUR BETS!
>>3595997
Aizawa-dono
>>3596047
I thought we were only revived once the winner was decided.
Well, I guess you can pet me. But be gentle, my fur is very sensitive during summer.
>Falls asleep in the thread
>>3596070
>Cuddles
>>3596056
My nationalistic side tells me to cheer up the japanese girl.
Go on Aizawa!
>>3596067
Nah, it's immediate ressurection, kinda like just getting out of the arena after dying
>pets softer
>>3595997
>>3596054
I only cuddle with Teitoku~!
>>3596056
Well it is over!
>>3596079
Who's Aizawa?
>>3596088
Thanks. It feels good after a rough battle... but don't get used to hit. I'm a warrior, not a pet.
Hey! That was a fast two hours!
Huh? It's only been thirty minutes?
Guess I'm just fast! Haha!
>>3596127
Congratulation Nowaru-san! I... I mean... My wife. Wait Whaaaat!? That sounds wrong! I did not mean to say that! Baka anon!Whoever put this in like that!
>>3596127
I meant the little japanese girl, and she won!
Omedetou waifu-chan, you were the best among us.
>thanks for hosting OP, I love you Umineko games. They're comfy, well designed and I'm fond of remote island settings anyway, so it's a "A" in my book.
>>3596145
>Cuddles lovingly
>>3596145
>>3596144
Noooot faster than me!
>>3596088
If it's immediate then why the hell am I still dead on the inside?
>>3596127
Good job, now get a divorce. Thanks for hostin.
>>3596147
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>anonposting intensifies
>youkai racism intensifies
>greentexting intensifies
>intensify intensifies
>shitposting intensifies
>youkai revolution intensifies
>autism intensifies
>desire to ERP intensifies
>radical taoism intensifies
>yiffing intensifies
>desire to rape muffet intensifies
>>3596147
Congratulations and thanks for hosting you lovely battleship.
>>3596165
Way faster than you!
Wanna race?
>>3596147
Thank you for hosting.
Remember when Yosuke was the best male ava and people loved him?
Me neither.
>>3596153
>>3596163
H-Hey, cut that out! Please!
>>3596187
I wouldn't say they should die, b-but they defiintely should stop!
>>3596196
You ready to lose?
Ready, set!
>Takes off running
>>3596209
>The cuddling intensifies
>>3596147
Congratulations!
>>3596150
>No problem.
>I only pick comfy hours to host either way.
>My time zone makes prime time too early which means I have to stick with comfy hours most of the time.
>But my game's event will be dark once I touch the death events. I just don't have the time right now.
>>3596170
SHE'S NOT MY WIFE!! BAKA! I am not a women lover or something like that!! I am straight!
>>3596182
Thankies for participating too~!
>>3596205
Thankies for participating~!
>>3596195
Ehehe~!
Thank you anon!
>>3596206
>when's that again?
>>3596210
H-Hey! You never said go!
>She takes off running behind you, matching your pace for a bit before clearly falling behind.
>>3596218
>I'm straight!
Aw..
>>3596227
Here, have some quality
>>3596226
>Continues running until she's no longer in sight
>>3596232
W-What?
>>3596218
I have a solution to this problem. Pick up a gun and kill me.
>>3596237
>She cups her hands around her mouth and yells.
HEEEEY!
You WOOOON!
Come BAAAAACK!
>>3596247
N-Nothing..
Just disappointment..
>>3596206
I remember when he was entertaining and that's what matters.
>>3596244
Love knows no bounds
>>3596216
stop making me jizz in my pants.
>>3596256
>After a good minute she comes back
Hmm? What is it?
>>3596261
>>3596265
>She crosses her arms and pouts.
You cheated.
>>3596265
Wow nice resolution m8
>>3596247
>kissu
>>3596265
What is this, sexy lolis for ants?
>>3596271
Did I? Did you not hear me say "Ready, Set"?
>>3596278
Flat chest =/= loli
>>3596034
U-Umm.. Koyomi..
Izaya
Umm Neptune..
And.. err.. Shorty
>>3596282
You didn't say go! The most important one!
>>3596250
Huh why should I do that?
>>3596256
Wa-Wait are you taking interest in me?
>>3596276
Stop it anon!
>>3596283
>shimakaze
>not a loli
ok bud
>>3596291
>pokes boob
>>3596287
Okay, now name people that still come here.
>>3596306
>>3596306
Izaya
Koyomi
>>3596291
What are you talking about? Whenever I race I always do that!
>>3596296
No! I don't even know your name!
I just think you're cute and it's a shame you're off the menu, that's all.
Sheesh.
>>3596300
>Kinda just stands there and stares at you.
Um, hi?
>>3596291
H-hello Miss squirrel, d-did you ever find who you were looking for...?
>>3596306
Hey, think you can help us move this soccer goal? You look like you'd know how to.
>>3596312
That's not how normal people do it!
I want a rematch!
Why is Kotarou so cancerous?
>>3596319
Oh, hi!
No, I haven't found her yet. But I'm gonna! Soon!
I can feel it in my heart that she's close by!
And, um, my name is Makoto!
>>3596325
>>3596339
All I know is that I want to fuck Noire, man...
>>3596326
Then you do the countdown!
Let's go!
>She takes a ready stance
>>3596339
Who?
>>3596339
Who?
>>3596350
Alright!
>She hunkers down and gets ready to run.
Reeaaadyyy....
>She pushes off and starts running at full speed, giggling like a child.
>>3596341
Erica, whats that one niggers name, the butler with the cross for an iris
>>3596337
Haha... T-this is a joke right..? S-sorry I'm a little bad at those..
>>3596340
I-in your heart..? A-ah..!
>Kazuma bows awkwardly.
M-my name is Kazuma Kuvaru.. It's nice to formally meet you..
>>3596367
Decim/Vino
>>3596379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfN3A5DnaTM
>>3596371
......?
>She scratches her nose and bends down, looking you over.
You got ants in your pants or something? Why d'you look so uncomfortable?
>>3596314
Sheesh. Of course I an off the menu. I only love teitoku~
>>3596363
>She pushes off a split second after you, quickly catching up to you
Now who's the cheater?
>>3596367
Cute penis man?
>>3596407
kek
>>3596403
>Muffled Sonic X Plays
>>3596397
Teitokwho?
>>3596403
Y-You! I'm just getting you back!
>She tries to trip you with her tail and keep running.
>>3596389
>He straightens back up.
I-I don't know what you mean... I-I'm always like this..
>>3596415
Uh.. Why?
You're all skittery and nervous, something bothering you?
>>3596414
>She leaps over your tail gracefully and continues running
You're too slow!~
>She speeds up and passes you
>>3596438
H-Hey!
I haven't lost yet!
>She does a running dive in an attempt to grab your ankle, using her tail as a spring to propel her forward.
>>3596438
>triggers Brawl flashbacks
Happy place anon, happy place.
>>3596434
Ah...
>he stands there for a second in thought.
... I do suffer from amnesia, b-but it's been seven years.. M-maybe because I don't have parents either...? B-but I just think it's because this is who I am..
>>3596452
H-Hey!
>You grab onto her ankle and she rolls forward, coming to a stop in front of you
W-What was that for?
>throws a lit stick of dynamite labeled "For Izaya-chan" into the thread.
>>3596414
Teitoku!
>>3596477
Fuck off, I'm not here.
>>3596461
Saaaay, you look kinda familiar.
Nah! Nevermind.
Amnesia, huh? I hit my head on my way here, too, but I don't think I lost anything, haha!
So you forgot everything before seven years ago?
>>3596467
>She does a few somersaults until she's ahead of you, and draws a line in the ground where she passed.
This is the finish line, s-so I won! Haha!
>>3596483
What's that?
Some kinda food?
>Squirrel-chan
>>3596477
>dies
Subaru is Raven. I can feel it.
>>3596497
Actually its yosugay.
>>3596497
it is i sanya
>>3596514
>made 10 hours ago
nope