/sug/ - Steven Universe General This place sucks Edition &

the first link for the soundtracks doesn't load, and I tried looking around online but can't really find anything that has some of the more current tracks. The attack the light one works and I'm listening to that right now, and it's pretty chill. Might play the game, is it any good?

>>3594304
Never played it but I've heard it's good.

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Priyanka is finally going to Japan to destroy her daughters animes.

This thread is dead

DEAD

Something from last thread
https://youtu.be/mSF7odhdJPY

>>3594400
Morning is usually a pretty slow time in /sug/.

>>3594348
lol

le know nothing man

>>3594348
About time.

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best gem

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>>3594237

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Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?

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>>3594620

>>3594621
Fast

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>>3594594
>she gets a dumb bow in her hair

It looks stupid and I don't like it.

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>>3594620
>>3594625
>ayy lmao meme

No just fuck it all off.

>>3594621
potato chips and a banana

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>>3594621
Peridot's iPad

>>3594630
Looks like she'll be wearing footwear as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZqGFuC6TlM
"good thing I grew out of those shoes"

>>3594625
i see zuke made an episode where she and peridot fuck

Does anyone know know happened to desustorage? Are there any other searchable archives of /co/?
I'd like to check something from the old /sug/ threads.

>>3594642
>Some people thought she'd be sidelined only for important episodes
Sorry Peridot haters, she's a main character now.

>>3594653
no, peridot took the velcro off steven's old shows and use it to stick the ipad to her arm

>>3594621
Some of those honeyed corn flake cupcakes my sister made.

>>3594653
She ripped the velcro off to get the ipad on her arm

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>>3594653
>Those shoes

No, no don't give her fucking shoes. She'll look retarded in them.

>>3594663
>>3594669
oh right

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can't wait for this episode

>>3594723
But why

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I want Pearl to teach me how to be strong in the real way

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>>3594752
She'll teach Steven.

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Paddles

>peridot isn't in the gaybarn anymore
So what happened?

>Lapis has bad gas, when she made fart sounds in Mirror Gem and SOW they were real farts from the source
>Lapis took the 'gay' in gaybarn too seriously and tried to pin peridot down with water out of a water bottle and scissor her against her will
>Peridot installed a 6' mirror on the wall to make the place feel roomier-- peridot found herself retreated into her gem before Lapis even finished "Tadaima!" walking through the door
>Peridot wanted to see Steven's weiner in the bathroom again
>Peridot wanted to see Amethyst's weiner in Pearl's room again
>Lapis was relapsing really bad from Malachite, she was walking on all-fours, speaking in tongues, and kept trying to drag Peri underneath the smaller-than-average lake

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>>3594781
>>Peridot wanted to see Steven's weiner in the bathroom again
That's the most probable one.

>>3594781
As much as I'd want Peri living in the house and not with the water witch, she is allowed to hang out with Steven anytime she wants.

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>>3594799
anon no

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New CORRECT thread when this is over.

Dont fall for the /ss/ gangs OP's they are trying to styfle a whistle blower like snowden

>>3594807
>>3594807
>>3594807

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>>3594821
>discord link
you can't fool me

how come no one in europe has recorded the steven floats outro in proper quality?

lazy fucks

>>3594821
/ss/ is great

Fuck off

>>3594828
The only people who care are a small sect of /ss/neaple who want to shitpost that garbage in peace.

People with scruples use the OFFICAL op pastes and not this mess

>>3594850
>Official
Sure thing anon

>>3594844
Woskis now I know you think that but it's not going stop you from involuntarily popping a boner at the daycare center

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So any edit requests today?

Also, since the folder was getting a bit crazy, I finally organized my edit folder by character. Made counting them way easier.
Current count (this is counting group shots multiple times for different characters):
Blue Diamond, Rainbow Quartz, Sugilite, Lion, Sadie, Kevin, Suitcase Sam - 1
Yellow Diamond, Ruby Squad, Yellow Pearl, Alexandrite, Buck, Onion, Vidalia, Jamie - 2
Sardonyx, Opal, Malachite, Dr. Maheswaran, Lars, Sour Cream, Ronaldo - 3
Ronaldo - 4
Marty - 4
Clusters - 5
Yellow Pearl - 5
Mayor Dewey - 5
Bloople - 6
Stevonnie - 7
Rose - 9
Connie - 11
Greg - 12
Sapphire - 15 - 6 solo
Ruby - 17 - 8 solo
Garnet - 30
Steven - 30
Amethyst - 31
Jasper - 38
Lapis - 47
Pearl - 54 - 1 holoPearl
Peridot - 69

Take what you will from all that.

>>3594863
What

What are you trying to say

>>3594850
>official
that's a good one

>>3594869
I think you know,I think you can read between those lines.

>>3594878
No, I can't

Who is Woskis

>>3594884
This is a secret,pesos are usually good at keeping them

>>3594892
Pesos

What do pesos have to do with this

Are you doing this because someone owes you money?

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>>3594867
This with Peridot

>>3594621
Juice

Was Steven defending Jasper by sending the Rubies all the way to Neptune?

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>>3594932
You can interpret it as that but really he was trying to get them to leave peacefully and sending them to Neptune for Jasper was a great way of doing so.

>>3594932
>Rubies find Jasper and take her away
>Jasper tells what happened to YD
>Earth gets invaded by the full force of HW
And that's why Steven told them she was in Neptune

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>>3594400
>>3594655
>>3594799
>>3594844
>>3594899
>>3594922

>>3594972
>he didn't get dubs
Loser

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Post more Runt Jssper!

>>3594982
Fuck off faggot.

>>3594992
>he still didn't get dubs
loser

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>>3594820
Yes

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>>3594984
DELETE THIS

>>3594982
>>3594992
>>3594998
You are all fags

Now check em

>>3594884
He's a user on one of the /sug/ discord channels.

poil

>>3594998
>>3595012
No matter how hard you try, your attempt at getting dubs while mocking me for not getting dubs will fail.

>>3595013
Oh

Now I understand, he likes /ss/ too and that anon thought I was him.

>>3595014
/pol/ poil

So uhh
steven floats was a thing
that was... weird gem filler

>>3595030
Pale /pol/ poil

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So /sug/, what was that scene that gave you them feels?

>>3595067
I like it

>>3595019
Basically, yeah.

>>3595072
cuando perla abusa de steven de pequeño y le trauma dejándole incapaz de seguir su vida de una forma normal me recordó mucho a mi xD

>>3595072
>Steven talking to Rose's statue
>I didn't ask to be made
>It's different now!
>Lion 3's Ending
Especially that last one

>>3595088
Vaya hombre, asi que no soy el unico

equisde

>>3595088
Are you talking about the space ship episode?

>>3595108
No esta hablando del flashback del episodio 35 de la temporada 54B

>>3595093
Yeah, Lion 3 was intense...

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH

THE TOUGH GET ROUGH

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>>3594907
>show that Peridot is by far the most done for these edits by a large amount
>first request is a Peridot

Yeah, that seems about right.

WHEN PEARL GETS HARD
ANON GETS SORE

When will Steven get corrupted?

>>3595177
Steven isn't gonna get corrupted

One of the CGs might, but it will get healed eventually.

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>>3594621
Yogurt, apple, toast.

>Zap2it and TVGuide's upcoming times for SU are still wiped.

Also happy 1st day of summer /sug/!

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>>3595182
But Steven is a CG, so he might get corrupted.

>>3595252
I dislike summer, but thanks, you too.

>>3595260
Alright, one of the CGs might get corrupted

Except Steven

>>3595252
The summer of Stevens schedule could literally be anything

>>3595275
Yep, summer is shit.

>>3595291
I love the hot weather, at least here in the UK when its rarely hot.

>>3595260
ur mom might get corrupted from my dick

>>3594932
>>3594946

Steven doesn't even know where she is, she just fell into a fucking hole

for all we know she got shattered

>>3595299
UK isn't very hot in summer.

>>3595313
I wish.

>>3595313
Nice meme

>>3595318
To Americans it probably isn't. July-August time has 25 degree Celsius average.

>>3595276
There you go.

>>3595299
Maybe I should move there.
My country isn't cold enough to my liking.

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>>3595072
It was a good feel.

>>3595327
Sure, plot armor and whatever

But steven doesn't know where she is, noone does

To some extent I want her to fuse with the cluster or some shit but there's no way the hole reached all the way down there

>>3595335
Holy shit, you actually consider that hot? Probably only get like 30% humidity at the most as well, don't you?

>>3595355
anything over 20 is bloody boiling in comparison to our average weather. After 30+ we can barley handle it.

>>3595378
You would probably die if it was 40º

I was real p hot for a few days in the NL but it turned around and now it's just rain

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>>3595299
I live in the American South, and the part of it where I live has summer last from May-October, has temperatures regularly hitting as high as 110 F (43 C), and 80%-100% humidity is the norm.

It's a good thing that I love summer.

>>3595386
Hasn't hit 40 in over a decade as I recall, went to Turkey on holiday and it was already that hot.

>>3595386
Australian here.
>50º is entirely unfun.

>>3595398
How the hell can you love summer when it's that hot.

>>3595398
I fucking hate summer. I need to get out of here.

>>3595407
I have a really broad tolerance to temperatures. I'm comfortable from about 20-115, but my favorite temperatures are about 75-100. Summer sees a lot more of that, so I enjoy it.

>>3595438
Well, alright, if you say so.

I can't imagine living there.

>>3595398
I'm European and it ranges from 12-20 Celsius here on a normal day, sometimes it goes around 25. I really love summer.

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Winter > Summer

>>3595456
Well it gets really cold too, funnily enough. In winter it's not at all uncommon to dip below zero with a wind chill in the -20's (~-29 C). Only spring and autumn are close to English norms, but those only last a month around here.

>>3595470
What country?

Where I live it's usually 25-30 in summer.

It's not that hot but I still don't like it.

>>3595475
Well said.

>>3595479
Well, I think it's easier to avoid the cold than to avoid the heat.

I'd take -29 C over 40 C or more most days.

>>3595475
Fall > Spring > Winter > Summer

>>3595475
Summer > Winter.

>>3595511
>tfw equatorfag
not monsoon > monsoon

>>3595072
Ending of Lion 3. Rose's theme is just perfect for that kind of emotional setting.
Also the ending of Sworn to the sword.

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post butt

>>3595510
>I'd take -29 C over 40 C or more most days.
40C is unpleasant, but tolerable. Find somewhere shady, sit down, drink cold whatever and avoid doing anything until it cools down.
-29C would have a fair go at actually killing you. Death by hypothermia would require equipment and perpetration to avoid.

Is it true that TLH has better ratings then SU?

>>3595617
It's aired more often than SU so what do you think?

>>3595541
>>3595535
>>3595499
>>3595493


I mean I guess it's cute but the faces are pretty poorly drawn tbqh

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>>3595605

>>3595608
Yes, that is true, I forgot to add that I was talking about staying inside your house, and not going out.

I would never go out if it was -29 C

But you may be right and what I said was very stupid.

>>3595072
hasn't happened yet

>>3595617
Yes, but Nick's had better ratings in general than CN since at least the mid-2000's, so it's not exactly surprising.

They also cover different demographics. SU gets more of the 12-34 demo, while Loud House gets more younger viewers.

>>3595542
Great choices.

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>>3595605

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Why is she such a slut? Why does she have to tease Steven so much?

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>>3595720
Tease Steven? If there's anyone she's teasing, it's Poil.

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>>3595720
>>3595728
please boys she's teasing us

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>>3595728
You sure?

>>3595670
Are you not the type who gets emotional over fiction or is Steven Universe simply not doing it for you?

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>>3595738
Damn sure.

>>3595740
Not him but SU hasn't managed to make me emotional, other things have managed to though.

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>>3595757
when i watch pearl
i defiantly feel some emotions

>>3595072
Too many to name. Steven Universe is one of the few things to do this and that's why I like it.

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>>3595793
I'm feelin it alreet.

>>3595793
This would be better without the dick

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>>3595817
i feel bitterness knowing my dream girl will never be real

>>3595757
What was a show that made you emotional?
What is SU lacking to appeal to your feelings?

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>>3595826
No one cares.

>>3595842
It's just my opinion.

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>>3595842
i kinda like the edit more
just because blue headed cock is hot as fuck for some reason

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This message is to anyone who has a gemfu in this show.

If you are weak enough to be dominated sexually by your gemfu, you aren't a man and you don't deserve her.

That is all.

>>3595842
People who aren't faglords care. I guess it's homo time, though.

>>3595072
>The second half of Rose's Scabbard.
>The infamous part of Maximum Capacity.
>"I'm not gonna let you stand there and remind me of everything I hate about myself!", mostly for the delivery.
>Lion 3, from the part where Steven finally reaches the hill to the end.

Season 1B was such an emotional roller coaster, here's to hoping that season 3 can match.

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>>3595860
drink deep my child
drink and forget your silly labels

>>3595072
No scene has given me feels because it's all hamfisted poorly written garbage. Sugar is a hack and doesn't know how to write. Additionally, the show's 11 minute format does not yield itself to feels episodes.

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>>3595855
I think it looks weird on nitro's style. His own coloring looks better, but he never colored that piece.

>>3595856
>People who's gemfus are Rose or Jasper.

I can't imagine that they have much of a choice, although Rose would probably lay off if you asked her to. Jasper on the other hand...

>>3595879
damn
shit edit is shit

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>>3595072
im kind of a huge faggot but

>Steven bailing out Pearl in Space Race
>"Sometimes I wonder if she can see me through your eyes..."
>Opal reciting giant woman
>End of Ocean Gem when ocean's return plays
>"Rose made me feel like I was everything"
>"I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!"
>Greg's breakdown in We Need to Talk
>Obligatory Lion 3
>"Directionless, clinging things"
>You just think about the life you'll have together after the war

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>>3595793

>>3595826

>>3595878
>the show's 11 minute format does not yield itself to feels episodes.
Maybe if you didn't have a double digit IQ you would be able to carry over things that happened in the past instead of treating each episode like its own self-contained universe.

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Love you /sug/
I hope your week had a good start, and the rest of the week following suit. I wish there was more I could do to make you good people happier, you don't deserve sadness or grief

>>3595833
Cowboy Bebop for example.

I don't really know, I guess I just can't really attached to the characters.

The story is really interesting and that's why I watch the show. Well, that, and because it's fun.

>>3595906
would look better with a dick

>>3595906
Thank you anon.

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pearl is GROSS

>>3595923
No one cares.

>>3595908
But what if /sug/ was actually a serial killer and a rapist.

>>3595398
I live in Canada, and whenever it is over 20 I feel like I'm melting
I actually wish it was snowing again

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>>3595906
Booo. I was purposefully not giving it to him for being a faggot.

>>3595944
Dear god imagine how cute her sneezes sound.

I want to hear Pearl sneeze before I die. Has she sneezed in the show? I don't think so.

>>3595944
What a hypocrite, yelling at Steven to sneeze into his antecubital fossa and then she just goes around spraying projectile snot everywhere.

>>3595959
>not liking dicks makes you a faggot
What

>>3595855
>You will never see Pearls huge balls pulse in time with her ejaculations
>She will never unloads all her love at the thought of you

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>>3595950
Just because a guy might kidnap women, drag them into his cellar, slit their throats, and then fuck the bleeding wound while screaming "FUCK YOU MOM YOU STUPID WHORE!", doesn't mean that they don't deserve to be happy.

>>3595988
I see.

>>3595908
I want to put all your messages into an inspirational poster or something

>>3595986
>premature pearl
its an abstract kind of feel

>>3596036
>Not getting her to cum from massaging and sucking her big, smooth balls

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGvR7bQlu6Y

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Probably could have stitched this better, but whatever.

>>3596042
>Grapefruit sized balls, heavy and completely smooth
>A huge, thick dick
>She gets a naïve Steven to kick her dick and balls, leaving hickies

>>3596087
>implying Steven wouldn't love and caress her huge balls and Penis gently

>>3596042
anon's you're so lewd
>>3596087
ill kick your dick

Too much futa in these threads.

>>3596119
Welcome to /trash/, how tough are you?

>>3596106
>Steven suckles the tip of her dick as he sleeps, keeping Pearl edging for hours because she doesn't want to wake him up with cum

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Why can't we talk about Gem cocks without some faggot bringing Steven into it?

>>3596140
Because Steven has a Gem cock too?

When is Steven gonna impregnate a gem?

>>3596140
He's the scion of the legendary murdercock, the greatest cock that ever lived. And he's kinda a gem.

>>3596178
When he becomes Pink Diamond and rules over Homeworld with the rest of the Crystal Gems.

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>>3596137
pst kids
wanna hs?

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I want to see young adult Steboni, aka Stevonnie 2.0, Electric Boogaloo.

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>>3596252
I want to see young adult Stevidot.

>>3596270
>Steven fusing with an adult
Thanks but no thanks.

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>>3595740
i said "yet"
i feel that SU has great potential to steer my emotions
they just haven't done so yet

>>3596294
Please provide proof that Peridot is actually older than Steven.

>>3596252
I hate this ugly fucking thing. I hate it so much.

>>3596294
Fuck off, brad.

>>3596294
>not liking /ss/
Fag

>>3596294
The other Gems tried to make him fuse with them in Alone Together. It's fine.

>>3596310
Matt. Peridot is a grown ass adult.

>>3596316
>hating Stevonnie's design
Fuck off.

>>3596342
I don't like Stevonnie that much but it's still better than Connie.

>>3596332
>Matt
That says enough right there. And he said full grown gem, which doesn't mean anything since gems are full grown from the moment they come out.

>>3596358
Alright, that makes sense.

>>3596355
Fuck Steven, Fuck Connie, Fuck Stevonnie. All of them are terrible.

>>3596355
stevonnie is worse because it will be a crutch for steven for now and ever
he'll never learn to do his own battles because "lawl connie learned to fight because of xmachina"
them fusing was the stupidest thing on the planet

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>>3596398
>not believing in steven

>>3596358
His response was answering a question about Stevidot. Your ship has crashed with no survivors. She is just a short adult who is out of her element. That doesn't make her young.

>>3596436
That's essentially why I hope Pearl is still gonna teach Steven swordfighting and that he'll get his own personal sword, so that he's able to fight ss Steven.

>>3596476
Whatever you say, lapidot shipper.

>>3596482
no curry pussy is going to do it for him steven is too busy "flying"

>>3596488
But I'm a amejaspearlapidot-cest shipper.

>>3596488
>not Stevidot so anon MUST be lapidot
>this level of delusion

>>3596501
From what Pearl said in Sworn to the Sword, she made it sound like she does intend on training Steven, and I really hope she does.

>>3596398
You have the shittiest of taste.

>>3596398
I hate Connie and Stevonnie too, but if they do it right Steven could be good.

thicc

>>3596720
>>3596732
Don't stop anon, I need my regular dosage of jaspearl.

>>3596779
Thinn

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Lapiven?

is hating connie a meme?

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>>3596799
thicc hips
thinn bod

>>3596811
Yes.

>>3596811
is liking connie even a joke?

>>3596815
Yes please.

>>3596811
Honestly she's the only character I don't like.

Well, her and Onion.

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>>3596805
Lapearlven.

>>3596818
>>3596828
worst mamay. connie is sweet

>>3596873
Don't samefag.

>>3596873
why is his dick upside down?

Check this 9

>>3596891
take my raspberry

>>3596873
shifu's art is so weird

Any more CN Anything leaks?

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>>3596908
He's done some good stuff. I think his lewds are pretty weird looking though, but that's just my opinion.

>>3596932
>that small sword

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>>3596926
Not so far as anyone can gather, but with those schedule wipes there's a lot of hype for a potential announcement right now. Especially since it's now officially summer.

>>3596974
To be fair it's supposed to be a more grown up Connie and Rose's sword fluctuates in size quite dramatically.

>>3596932
the dude does coloring and shading really well, but his drawings always look off somehow

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Here's Amethyst.

Is everything back to normal?

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>>3596993
I was actually talking about how small it is compared to the original picture with the dragonslayer

>>3597017
Oh yeah, that. I can see where you're coming from with that.

>>3596317
Everyone who dislikes /ss/ is Brad now.

I like it

>>3597049
what if I'm brad?

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>>3597016
if you mean by normal a bunch of cock fags begging for rock cock gems by endlessly bumping a dead general
yes

does anybody have the webm where steven and peridot are drilling and steven said he wish he brought some tunes and it plays macintosh 420

>>3597057
Then you don't like /ss/.

We getting an announcement this week?

>>3596720
My Barawaifu! Literally just back from a con cosplaying a jasper with my wife.

>>3597029
It's a pretty good picture, it's just that I thought it was funny when I compared the two.

do you think zuke sucked becky's dick to put her ayy lmao on the show?

*yawn*

Goodmorning sug, did you sleep well, I slept for a while, but I'm still a bit tired

OH, and I see we are still on DEFCON 3 eh?

http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/

>>3597103
Recent events point to yes, maybe even later today if we're lucky.

>>3597121
DEFCON 1 when

>>3597120
She must have sucked it a lot considering it's in every episode she's boarded

>>3597085
but what if brad secretly loves /ss/?

>>3597121
Shit
I almost forget of the probably world ending thing
I was just so happy and excited about the new teasers and sneak peaks,
But I guess it is time to wake up and face reality again,
So, whats going on with the defcon thing again,has it improved yet?

>>3597162
she's becky's cum dumpster at this point

>>3597141
Soon
>>3597174
No, actually, seems like it isn't improving yet

>>3597173
then is secretly not brad

>>3597121
Wait, this is the current US defcon level? Why are we at 3? By definition defcon 5 is normal.

>>3597173
Then he's not Brad.

>>3597188
I can't wait.

>>3597199
>>3597203
brad likes /ss/ in secret confirmed

>>3597200
Slavs making moves

>>3597121
Well, we were at DEFCON 5, about a month ago, I am not sure what happened tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiHsInl85R0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CAGlARZa6A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaFJqaQF-5M

>>3597199
>>3597203
so he likes it... hum

>>3597200
>Wait, this is the current US defcon level?
No, it's just a bunch of nerds thinking they know what they're talking about. Official DEFCON levels are secret.

>>3597247
Mate, this is an official public site, I am pretty sure "nerds" are not in charge of running it

>We will never get new episodes because a nuclear war is going to start
Goddamn

I should have expected this

Fuck you CN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2wRBcLOzc Reminder that this is foreshadowing a future episode

>>3597271
>Mate, this is an official public site
It's not.

>The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors world events and assesses nuclear threats against the United States by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a nuclear attack.

>>3597271
>>3597247
I'm not sure, I don't think it's an official site, but the guys who run it seem to have reliable sources.

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>>3597234
I blame the Mongols. I blame all the steppe nomads.

There is only one solution.

>>3597200
I am waiting until we get to DEFCON 2 until I start calling my family and packing cans and bottle water and shit

>>3597271
Go to that website and read what is written there, you idiot.

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>People actually believe that peridot is a child

>>3597335
But isn't peridot like, a couple centuries old, or something?

>DEFCON

why not just accept your deaths?

>>3597313
I hope you have those cans, bottled water, and emergency supplies already.

It's the assholes who rush to get supplies at the last moment that cause unnecessary violence. The average person has more than enough disposable income to be prepared for most emergencies.

Get a Bug Out Bag.

>>3597173
That would explain his obsession with it. Like those anti-gay ralliers that end up being found out as homosexual.

>>3597344
Rage, rage against the night.
Rage against the dying of the light.

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>>3597335
adult alien

immature "human"

whats the best reference for you guys in SU mine personally is https://youtu.be/qz2lIwKI8NA

>>3597344
Because I wanna survive in the new mad max world, (or which ever scenerio happens), so I can start a religion about the Gems species, and say there is a Diamond authority and say Pearl is the best gem!

Well

Atleast all the people who feel suicidal won't have to do it themselves.

>>3597395
Kek

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>>3597378
If this really is the reference, I would be so happy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o

US are not on DEFCON 3, what a load of bollocks.

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jesus christ, I can't wait to go back to /co/ so I don't have to scroll through all the gemcock you faggots post

I hope the defcon thing goes back up to 4, if not 5, so I can at least see these new SU episodes, and maybe until I see Peridot fusion
then after that, they can drop as many nukes as they want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNGjggrty1s

too short to ride

>>3597409
i dont get it anon

>>3597427
No, just all the false flag shitposting.

So what would happen if Sugar suddenly died.

>>3597466
This is when we will know that the bombs are falling

>>3597466
A lot of episodes would stay the same since they've already been written far in advance and a good portion are already made. After that, who knows.

>>3597466
She'll go to the great hiatus in the sky like we all will eventually.

>>3597427
how can you avatar fag pearl if you won't even worship her cock?

>>3597458
>false flag shit posting

>Coming from a /ss/ fag

>Please leave me alone to fap to Steviedot and write bad overly sexualized fan fictions in peace anon

>>3597494
How can you type if your head is hollow?

>>3597447
The kid in the picture reviews fast food but in a real classy matter. He drinks fucking energy drinks out of one of those fancy glasses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLhEg0O9y9w

>>3597499
That's a lot of implying there, my friend. Like wow.

>>3597466
If SU keeps pulling in the ratings then they will have someone else on the Crew take over to chug out at least one more season beyond what has already been written.

To people who like /ss/ and people who don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

>>3597501
its hollow for her seed

>>3597515
The implications come from viewed evidence anon or did you forget?

I'm still talking with one of the ass mad discord boys in the "/sug/" unless you want to deny that one to to take the heat off.

>>3597466
we steal her body to bring her back with dark magic obviously

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Any fake episode titlecard requests?

>>3597512
thats pretty obscure for a CN show but that would be funny

>>3597541
I don't even know what you're trying to say.

>>3597559
I didn't know we had necromancers in this general

>>3597561
Pearl's pearl necklace

Best humans? opinions

>>3597561
"Lapis PTSD Rollercoaster"

>>3597561
I want to request a tutorial on how to make the font look just like the title.

>>3597561
Sapphire just runs like holy shit she fast

>>3597575
that could be misconstrued and be fucking brutal

>>3597561
i can't believe hoe big is stevonnie's cock

>>3597561
"A gem's first Orgasm"

>>3597570
Are you're saying you're not one? I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

>>3597609
Moron

>>3597466
Honestly, I bet she has the whole outline written down somewhere. Mostly for reference when someone pitches a new episode idea that she's not sure about, but also for that exact scenario.

>>3597561
rose you can't stick your dick in that