Zootopia Thread: Seal Chumpy is beautiful edition
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I need names and personalities for them, I figured its about time we gave the four Tiger dancers some names and personalities.
>>3594036
Tony
Hobbes
Tiny
and Daniel
;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUI5uLysKaE
This song makes no sense for bellweather to have on her play list.
man, FUCK BUNANON
got me hooked on that god damn rabbit song
stupid sweet catchy music
>>3594137
each playlist was meticulously composed though. We need to go deeper.
>>3594036
Dear GOD
post dewlap
>When you ask Judy what her favorite activity is.
>>3594066
I was thinking more romanticized like Romeo or Ricardo. I do like hobbs though.
Hey, shill time? Maybe? Why not!
I may have made a mistake in that "Nobody likes Gideon", but for those that do (or at least can tolerate him) and who enjoy rough, bondage-heavy sodomy as much as I do, there's this that I just finished:
http://pastebin.com/zjQwNPX4
*cough*I might do an alternate with this being Nick*cough*
Anyways, this is a rough 1.1 draft, so please take a look. Please make comments, nit-picking statements, and so on. And thanks for reading very much.
>>3594351
I like Gideon, thanks anon.
>>3594036
SO DAMN HOT
>>3594343
Gabriel is a sexy name.
>>3593810
Jesus Christ my heart skipped a beat cus I thought I somehow put my address
Thankfully it was the other Hawaiian anon :^)
>>3594343
What about Basil?
>>3594361
You're very welcome, man.
>>3594378
Mililani is close by, but that's a lot of area while the other fucker put his street name down. If it makes you feel better I'm only on the is fucking island until the end of June.
>>3594361
I like Gid, too.
Especially when he cucks Bonnie.
I found a small stash of fanart I haven't seen posted here before, so I'll share a few findings
Hawaiian Anons Fuck WHEN
Texan Anons Fuck WHEN
>>3594413
hawaii anons are pure. PURE!
>texas anons need to go "AAAAA" and fire revolvers up in the air
>still no new markers within 100 miles
Works for me. I mean, I wouldn't even do anything if one popped up across the street, it'd just be something to know about.
Should, just for the novelty factor, I read one of these?
http://archiveofourown.org/tags/One%20Direction%20(Band)/works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySLUNs7i0ds
Does Judy screams like this?
oh my god I love this one
>>3594413
>texas anons
Those 3 are like 4 hours way.
[pretendspoiler]side's I'm shy[/spoiler]
>>3594444
that judy is fucking scary
>>3594448
But are you dom, sub, or switch though?
And also twink, twunk, bear, or what?
>>3594434
How on earth do you just grab a rabbit?
>Spend a long time getting invested in this Gideon thing.
>Write it.
>Am able to go to bed now.
>Feel the urge to not sleep as well as not feel tired really.
FUUUCCCCKKKKK
>linework
>>3594425
>Dont callme that
>SとワeTw...
>>3594463
With your hands
It s not that hard if they dont see you comming
>>3594478
What about it?
>>3594482
Could be tricky.
>>3594406
>implying that Oahu is shit
I swear, I have not met a single mainlander who likes living here, It's pretty funny.
Also get the fuck to sleep its 2:30 am
>>3594413
pic related
>>3594461
The big V to the first.
The heck is a thwunk?
>>3594463
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8c_1417703069
With your mouth
>>3594493
I like these soft, warm slightly fuzzy lines. Personal preference, really.
>>3594448
Love is stronger than distance, anon.
>>3594019
>Two (embed) s
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3594508
come make me
>>3594521 (embed)
Calm down.
>>3594242
>man, FUCK BUNANON
That feel when you will never see Bunanon being used as a multiple-predator bottom in a poly relationship with at least two prey holes filled at once.
>>3594521
Fuck did not see that. Just copied 'n pasted the last one.
>>3594508
IT'S 7:30AM IN TEXAS AND I'M STILL AWAKE
HOW ABOUT THAT
>HOW
>ABOUT
>THAT
>>3594444
Good Nick.
Bad Judy.
Also checked.
>>3594508
Just meet up with them at least.
You don't have to progress beyond some light dry humping and simple kissing for the thread's sakes.
>>3594425
source?
>>3594510
There was a Weaver comic about it I think. Twunk being "twink' plus "hunk" as in a muscular dude that's skinny with some feminine features and fucks like a, erm, rabbit.
>>3594529
>poly
BB stahp
>>3594510
Shyness can be cute, anon.
Are you sure that you don't know the basics of like, say, if you'd be willing to bottom for a guy or not?
>>3594531
Don't feel bad, though.
I just felt like pointing that out.
>>3594407
You joke, but if you even read a little bit of my fic thing than I still feel glad.
>>3594568
no idea, sorry
sorry for splurge of unsoliticed fanart
>>3594628
>those unhappy faces from the legions of shippers if they don't end up a couple
>>3594628
>sorry for splurge of unsoliticed fanart
No problem.
Take it easy
>>3594066
Now for personalities.
What if someone won the lottery, and then they made it a life's mission to go through an entire one of these mapping lists and fuck literally everyone?
>>3594671
Well, $20 is $20.
>>3594671
considering most are only city or country level, they'll be looking for a while
>>3594670
Tiny is, ironically, a complete Type A personality asshole who's highly strong, confident, and sexually active while being able to walk-the-walk because of how smart he is.
Daniel has ability but is crippled by near suicidal depression and being picked on by Tiny.
>>3594671
depends on just how much they're paying me and who's dick is going in who's ass
>>3594674
Would it go down to $5 if there's snowballing?
Is Alec awake?
>>3594697
It would likely increase. By a lot.
>>3594683
They'll have a price.
Reminder that Alec needs to be impaled by throbbing hard cock after throbbing hard cock inside of his needy teenage ass.
>>3594704
Not a kisser, eh?
>>3594719
More like, I'd prefer if anon is a chick.
Would you a Weaver bunny?
>>3594742
No.
>>3594742
yes
>>3594738
Oh, well, I suppose I can understand that. Would the 20$ blowsie involving swallowing then?
>just got my tablet
>now I can be garbage in HD
>>3594760
The $20 would likely be for me fucking anon.
>>3594747
But she's so adorable!
>>3594766
Gradulations, faggot! Now draw me Trump-supporting Nick!
>>3594773
Doll not made for sex.
Anyone have a link to the map?
>>3594766
Excellent!
>>3594782
The comic there begs to differ.
>>3594798
>>3594768
So just you giving him a handie then?
>>3594804
That sounds reasonable enough.
>>3594803
Good thing I'm not Chumpy then.
>>3594808
Now I wonder what if anon tried to kiss you anyways. Not because he was gay, but because he was Gallic and greeting you traditionally.
What if gay rabbits actually existed?
>>3594824
Considering we're not negotiating a globe-affecting business deal and he'd be in the US, I'll just not.
>>3594836
Swans can be gay.
I was supposed to have today off dammit
Catch you guys tomorrow
>>3594848
Bye, anon.
>>3594808
Great. Now I just need to go to Canada or California or wherever it is where you and the other guys cluster.
>>3594848
Sleep tight bunner.
>>3594861
Good luck with that, anon.
>>3594846
But do they have perky asses with fluffy tails?
>>3594877
I can't say I've checked.
>>3594715
Nah, you gotta fuck him once, then get him to fuck a girl and laugh when he begs you to do him again because he didn't get off as hard with her.
Is one of these seriously a Pikachu?
>>3594885
Yes
Reminder that Judy lost all her virginity to concert gangrape.
>When we could have spent the billions of dollars on the wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, and Syria on bio-engineering real gay rabbit love-toys.
>>3594903
Maybe in the one alternate universe where she was able to pry herself from Nick's pelvis at some point during the night.
>>3594882
Sounds like a plan.
>>3594885
I RECOGNIZE THAT FOX
>>3594903
>is_this_your_first_pregnancy.jpg
>>3594909
That was planned for after the concert. Sadly that night took a different turn.
>>3594905
>no animals have been bred to be sexual partners
Humanity has failed me
>>3594903
She probably played around with a guy in her area and it was unsatisfying but she still remembers him because of the creepily awkward things he said.
/JustGirlyThings
>>3594914
I would gladly take Judy getting raped by bunnyboys over that weird miscarriage stuff.
>>3594914
KEK
>>3594924
>raped
But anon, multiple-partner poundings are just a way that bunnies bond. It's like their version of hugs. That's why they're kind of sluts.
>>3594924
I would gladly take being raped by bunnyboys
With their cute little dicks and their cuddly, weak bodies
>>3594913
He was missing a few things though.
>>3594952
The ol' Bunnyburrow handshake.
>>3594616
My friend, as the Gid Cucks Bonnie anon, I will gladly read your Gideon vs tig--oh.
Oh my.
I'm saving this.
How's everyone this morning?
>>3594573
>tfw you learn a new term for your body type
Thank God I can grow enough facial hair to look dudely
>>3595033
Shrugging at the tattered remains of my sleep schedule and editing a story. So not bad.
>>3595033
setting up my first ever tablet, I have no idea what the settings are, how it works and pen flies all over the place, but I'm extremely happy
Is there a player model of Nick for Skyrim? Got a bunch of loverslab mods and want to test them out :^)
>>3595047
Hopefully your editing goes good.
>>3595058
Good job, you'll eventually set it up!
>>3595033
I just realized that today is my birthday and I'm probably going to end up sleeping through the entire day because I stayed up all night reading Boney M's beaver pastor fic twice over again.
So, I'm doing great, tbqh.
>>3595033
I'm at work, occasionally checking trash on my phone when I have downtime.
>>3595076
It's either gonna make the story way better or ruin it. I'm optimistic.
>>3594448
Whats 4 hours amongst friends?
>>3595086
Happy Birthday.
>>3595087
good job
>>3595091
you can't ruin it that bad...
>>3595033
being at work
regretting not bringing my tablet
>>3595100
Well, I'm a little worried for the pacing, but people liked it before even though it had some pretty glaring flaws once I'd taken a break and gotten back to it. You're probably right.
>>3595118
Isn't it a bit early to deliver pizzas?
>>3595076
thanks! Can't even draw a circle anymore - need to get used to it. How is your morning anyway?
>>3595132
The city never sleeps, nor does it ever cease to hunger.
>>3595124
sounds like your gonna do great.
>>3595134
pretty good
>>3595044
I almost was in houston on saturday actually.
>>3595086
Link to the story?
>>3595147
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7247398
>foxhole
>>3595196
Finnick confirmed a believer
>>3594848
See ya, Visiti.
>>3595163
Shoulda ended with beave chugging it t b h
>>3595033
Getting mad at video games
>>3595328
Well, the points the author raises kinda want me to see some self-administered pastor in some form
I recognize that I'm missing the point of the fic but if he wanted my dick to pay attention it should've ended with a threesome nonetheless
>>3594036
Uno, Dos, Quatro, Cinco
>>3595132
>he doesn't order pizza for every meal of the day
what are you gay
We've been getting some pretty edgy shit this month haven't we?
>Literally everything involving Pastor
>Judy getting gangraped in a bathroom by rabbits
>That role play thing last night
>Nick accidentally molesting Judy's sister and then Judy going batshit insane and starting an orgy with him and her, all while hes completely horrified out of his mind
>>3595496
Yeah, but thats beside the point
>>3595506
>Literally everything involving Pastor
It's kinda funny how the only use we could think of for the concept of "reverse Night Howler" was rape or slavery.
Think of what it could do for the ZPD! Pop a perp with a pellet and even the most aggressive mammal is quickly rendered gentle and submissive. Totally nonlethal compliance!
>>3595515
That could easily become extremely distopian.
>>3595515
>hey chief what if, instead of our tranquilizers, we just put turbo-roofies and heroin in our darts
"pack your desk up and get the fuck out"
>>3595506
>>3595506
Yeah and I've loved every second of it. You want cute shit, you can have it too, just make some OC. Threads are big enough for all of us.
But bitching just for the sake of it while not contributing is the lowest of the low
>>3594605
Sorry, bud.
I'm firmly in the monogamy camp like the sappy romantic I am.
Also good morning thread if you're in the US.
>Another fic where Nick falls for a gay OC, but this time after Judy rejects him instead of while Judy is still in love with him
>>3595563
baby steps from shittyness
>yet another fic where Nick goes into heat and tries to rape Judy
>>3595058
That's pretty awesome! What kind of tablet did you get?
Can't what to see more work showing up these threads.
>>3595582
>tfw I've owned a tablet for months
>tfw I don't actually have the patience to learn to draw
>tfw the most I've used to for in the time I've owned it is making dumb Weaver-esque doodles an a pure display of copycatting.
>>3595058
good, now forget how to draw and destroy your wrist inside a 2x3in square
>>3594766
Welcome to the club!
>>3595506
>Judy getting gangraped in a bathroom by rabbits
Anyone got a link to that?
Also you forgot July AU
>>3595506
Yeah, I think people are starting to sour on Pastor. I feel kind of guilty about naming it now.
As well, what's done is done.
>>3595582
>>3595626
Thanks! I got medium sized Wacom One - it's really great it has pressure sensitivity, but it seems like I'll have to relearn a lot of things, but seeing I'm very new to doodling, I won't have to change my habits at all, so that's good too.
>>3595639
Because July Hopps timeline isn't "edgy".
>>3594517
I dunno whats going on here, but its cute and amazing anyways
Is Judy startling Nick? ...doing an impression of his tail?
>>3595642
I mean, don't feel bad for naming it. A whole lot of people contributed to the trend well before you buckled down and actually wrote something for it.
Thought admittedly the double-bluff angle would still be hilarious to see.
>>3595601
Don't give up! Doodling is something.
If there's something you're aiming to do, starting is the hardest part, at least that's what I've found out. It may not happen right away, but whatever it is, running, rambling, doodling or anything else, it's a start!
>>3595673
>double-bluff angle
I really am working on a fic centered around Nick secretly being addicted but believing it's all his own subconscious
This idea's gone from birth to played out before I could even finish up the outline though so I fully expect it to be "fuck this tired old meme" tier by the time I'm ready to post it
>>3595673
Oh true enough, I mean I helped contribute to that stuff for instance.
And yeah, double bluffs are hot.
>>3595686
Eh, I can write, or at least I think I can, and I'm happy with that. I lack the drive to learn, and it's not a big deal that I can't draw.
Just always feel like I'm missing out when Drawfags are having these huge drawing sessions and I can't join because nobody's going to read the 2000 words I belted out as a joke.
>>3595709
That's why I pick up ideas from the edges that interest me, no one ever beats me to them and they stay interesting pretty much forever.
>>3595714
That's why green is so addicting despite being such a shitty medium, almost anybody will read a few lines of it and a post limit is the perfect size, plus depending on your style you can fit a lot more in than you might think with dirty green >implications than complete flowery prose
>>3595736
Not to mention that the amount of creativity greentexts manage to inspire is nothing short of fucking miraculous. Entire stories, comics, and AUs born from one or two shitty ten minute or less greentexts, it's insane
>>3595729
It's just hard to tell what's going to hit though, out of all the joke prompts that guy drops this one exploded.
Nothing is safe either. That background character you liked that nobody else noticed? Next Meme of the Month. And the fanon is going to be nothing like your headcanon so you have to scrap all your shit or put up fucking disclaimers
>>3595773
>Fangmeyer and Delgato never took off
>Rich swooped in and fucked up our understanding of who's who
>Now it'll never happen because no one will be able to agree on their fucking names
Feels bad, man.
>>3595714
Listen to these anons
>>3595768
>>3595736
here's to example
>>3595801
>Turns out they're called Fangmeyer Delgato and Delgato Fangmeyer.
>Whenever someone asks for one of them, they always respond in synch.
>>3595666
Doesn't Nick viciously beat Bellwether to death with a tire iron after she's been apprehended?
>>3595837
That's the fucking problem though
According to Rich, the wolf is Grizzoli, the lion is Delgato and the tiger is Fangmeyer. It's fucking anarchy.
>>3595768
>>3595736
Huge fan of greentext actually. When it's not just "put a > in front of your sentence" it can be an amazingly efficient way of communication. I really love the rapid transfer of raw ideas, the exact opposite of overblown purple prose and people trying to pad their fics out and taking forever to say one thing. It's pure, primal thought transfer and at the risk of tipping my fedora it's a shame it'll never catch on as a general style outside of autistic fandom boards on 4chan.
It's like instead of writing a 20000 word story you just put out the cliff notes and everyone's along for the ride. But a few people want to see it head somewhere else so with a bit more > now the rollercoaster has two tracks and a hell of a loop de loop after some asshole joketexted some more >
>>3595841
It was expanded on in a couple of greentexts later down the line, but the original greentext just mentioned some sort of spinal injury which may or may not have been fatal, and it hasn't been mentioned whatsoever in Mead's comic.
>>3595868
Honestly I practically think in greentext form sometimes, I have to watch what I'm typing any place other than here. You're right, it's like giving someone a direct line to your train of thought for a few moments and it's just so effective.
>>3595854
Fuck Rich. Wolf is Fangmeyer, Tiger is Delgato and Bear is Grizzoli. It just makes more sense.
>>3595924
Then who the fuck is the lion who stands up when Bogo calls for Fangmeyer, Delgato, and Grizzoli!?
>deepest
>lore
>>3595936
Delgato has to be a big cat, so the lion.
>>3590200
>Ellie felt one of her sister's paws on her rear, pushing it slightly-
>The anticipation of sex with the hung fox was giving her the jitters.
>Then she felt the tip prod at her asshole, and her feet started to thump lightly.
>Judy moved her hand from her sister's rear, and quickly positioned herself on nick's chest,
>Giving him a full view of herself, she got a full of her fox's fat cock stretching her little sister's ass-
>Now she was giddy with anticipation, watching the ring of her sister's asshole stretch and pull around her fox's cock.
>Ellie's breathing was coming in huffs, and she paws squeezed the fur on nick's thighs,
>She was visually uncomfortable- Judy's guess was 'first-timers with anal,' while Ellie's thought was along the lines of 'biggest cock a rabbit's ever taken,'
>But in Nick's mind there was still a struggle taking place, and it didn't help that Judy's ass and mound were directly in front of his muzzle.
>Then there was the show ahead of Judy, that he could make out above her lean cheeks- his cock slowly dissapearing into Ellie's ass, and that strangely adorable look of concentration.
>It reminded him of his and Judy's first time, ' but with less screaming,' he thought.
>'And less comparisons to horses,' he thought, with a grin.
>He felt Ellie tense up, and then felt her head rest, using his knees to support her neck,
>Apparently she was tuckered out alreaady.
>But then she spoke up,
>"Judy, could you get some lube, it's kinda starting to hu- oh, sh-" and she gave a startled yelp.
>Though Nick couldn't see, he could definately feel- Judy was licking along where his cock met Ellie's ass, and that she was paying special attention to Ellie's ass.
>Judy realized, at that moment, she didn't like the taste of carrot-flavoured douche, 'next time I'll get something like orange, or blueberry,' she thought, mentally grinning.
>Grasping Ellie's thighs, she slowly pushed her up Nick's shaft, lubing its length and her painfully stretched tail hole.
>>3596005
>>3595936
Crap, I looked back into both roll call scenes and you're right, there is no bear when grizzoli is called. In that case the lion is probably called grizzoli, but an argument could be made for delgato being either the lion or the tiger.
>>3596000
Wait NVM there's both a lion and a tiger standing there. I'm stupid.
>>3596005
Could you hurry up and finish this so Nick can just kill himself already?
>>3596005
With every chapter I feel more disgusted and aroused at the same time
Someone help me
>>3596029
I can see Grizzoli for the wolf, since Grizzly means grey haired. Fits better than the tiger.
>>3596068
Here this'l help.
>>3596005
>next time I'll get something like orange, or blueberry
>next time I'll get
>next time
oh.
>>3596068
dude, you're getting off incestous animal sex fanfic, you're beyond help. Nothing to be proud about.
>>3596068
Don't worry Anon I'm here to help, I've got the cure rightoooooooooops
>>3596112
It's not like I'm fapping to it, I just read it because it's hilariously absurd and I want to know if Nick kills himself
>>3596083
replace the image for 3547760 with e621.net/post/show/866421
>>3596146
I mean that's pretty much the point I'm at.
This is so beyond absurd that I can't look away.
Like a fucking trainwreck.
>>3596155
Oh, thanks. That is a much more fitting image.
I'll get on it sometime later, if I remember.
I love lucid dreaming, senpai.
P.E.M.D.A.S.
Or, please excuse my damned autistic shilling.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6781516/chapters/15495859
>Kudos from the writer of Intake and Short Tails
>Kudos from the writer of Rhythm of His Life and Reichstagsbrand
>Kudos from the writer of Stoutwell
And with a new chapter released this morning, what's not to love?
>>3596229
Share to us your dreams, anon.
ArchiveAnon hasn't had sustenance in a while.
>>3596264
I suck at writing, and I don't have much time before work- maybe I'll write something a little more in-depth after...
Not sure how much people want to hear about a self-insert OC and a regular OC getting it on with two canon characters. We're talking foursome partner-swap.
>>3596277
if it's hot my dick won't care
>>3596277
im okay with that
>>3596277
Share your story with those unlucky anons that can't succeed in lucid dreaming
>>3594742
Absolutely.
>>3596083
This is dedication. Well done.
>>3594742
this is fnaf, right?
I appreciate he wears his security cap while sleeping.
Very professional.
ok let's do this:
second try hope translator anon see it these time
1/6
>>3596392
2/6
>>3596402
3/6
>>3596408
4/6
>>3596412
5/6
>>3596347
i shall wait 9 hours for your return
>>3596417
6/6
>>3595653
source?
I want to be buried alive in Judy's sisters
>>3594605
You are fooling yourself.
>>3596430
sorry, don't have one, found somewhere random
>>3596437
They literally just want a poly relationship so they can see Bunanon get fucked by multiple preds.
Like, really?
>>3596451
Bunanon's lop ears are so fucking cute
>>3596451
While I'm all for bunnies getting stuffed so full of pred cum that it's leaking out their ears... Bunanon is for Red and only Red.
Nick is not handsome.
>>3596494
>>3596462
Thanks anon, for helping to protect her- well, not her purity. But something close to that.
>>3596460
Buannon is so fucking cute (and I'm not biased in the slightest I swear)
Is that masturbatory? Calling my own creation cute? I didn't make her canon appearance so I don't really know.
>>3596462
I gotta agree, as much fun as I had teasing her in the early days, I wouldn't do anything to get between her and Red.
>>3596515
What's wrong with masturbation?
>>3596555
ITS A SIN
>>3596451
Like it'd be less skeevy if the dude just went, "Hey I want a scene with a rabbit being fucked by a buncha guys." instead of the whole "Oh no it can be loving and kind and supportive if they're ALL fucking ALL the time mmmm comfy body pile~"
Like if you wanna fantasize about that be my guest and I'm not throwing shade on anyone's actual living situation but maybe make up your own character or something.
>>3596494
>>3596594
Better sin than tragedy!
I just finished reading "Water under the bridge" update.
WriteAnon, if you're seeing this - you're amazing, keep doing what you're doing.
>>3595642
Eh, it got popular for a little while and then some people turned on it. Such is the nature of things.
I'm still gonna write a consensual pastor thing, I think, I just gotta figure out how to get started on it.
>>3596675
Sounds good, looking forward to it.
>>3596555
I just don't want to come off as too egotistical.
Also nice trips.
>>3596627
... Fuck.
>>3596596
I mean I guess there's something to be said for wanting to see a character who is already established and endeared by you that sort of justifies it?
Like the thought process is "I like this character, and I want to see them enjoying something I enjoy."
I dunno, I sort of get it, but it's still a little weird to try to thrust it on a character that it doesn't fit. If they want a mutli-pred gangbang, they can go bother Cutie for it.
>>3596675
Ooh, exciting. Consensual Pastor has some nice potential. I look forward to seeing it.
>>3596675
"I'm super into being drugged with a personality erasing nightmare."
okay i guess????? Like maybe dilute that shit.
>>3596707
Oh whoops. Was meant to be a reference to your fic, not to anything else.
>>3595639
>>3596664
Is there any shipping in this story?
>>3596733
I know, I got it.
>>3596752
Delicious Wildehopps, although it's not the focus of the story
>>3596707
If you're not this far yet you're probably fine.
>>3596664
Its good! I almost think its a shame that the bad dudes are dead instead of arrested and I feel like Elim died before he could really blossom as a villain. I'm not a fan of nighthowler as a super-power but this is about as good as using that trope is going to get, especially since it didn't solve everything, just what it did solve.
Looking forward to being totally right about who Boss is.
>>3596730
>Like maybe dilute that shit.
Well, yeah.
Though maybe they don't like their personality overmuch. I dunno, I am still laying this out in my head.
>>3596780
I mean...
>>3596802
>>3596807
I like how BoneyM did it. It doesn't become overly long lasting until you have multiple successive doses.
>>3596864
Hah! But did you actually cap the stuff in that folder yourself?
Fics you are waiting on to updare.
GO
>>3596961
>updare
Update.
Anyone have a link to the pastebin Weaver put up earlier?
>>3596961
SAD
NICK
I think all the others I'm really invested in have actually updated fairly recently so I'm not jonesing yet
Yo someone said there was a rabbit song that bunanon posted?
I missed it, can I have a link?
>>3596961
Savage and the Savage. Especially after that short piece about Jack being incredibly thirsty for cock on the subway without the aid of any chemicals.
Jack Savage's incredible, unending dicklust is beautiful.
>>3597007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9f8S7OAaq0
Enjoy, it'll be in your head for the next few days
>>3596961
Sad Nick
The Fox and the Rabbit
Goodnight kiss
Freaking out
Let me drive for a while
Zahmen
hearth and home
Tough love
I call upon the magic of the weaver to give me an updated height chart with these two compared to Remmy because reasons.
>>3596945
Ummm
Some of it?
The stuff I use when I'm metaposting yeah, because that's all stuff I giggled at. I also have all the archiveanon caps in a subfolder.
Otherwise it's art that's been made.
>>3597015
Oh man, that teaser got me hyped.
>>3597015
Got a link to that short piece?
>>3597022
they say if you say his name three times while looking into a mirror he will appear
>>3597020
>hearth and home
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
fuck them for dropping some hardcore scent stuff on us then vanishing for fucking months. Actually fuck you a little for making me remember how badly I want it to update
>>3597045
http://pastebin.com/jD9fZckn
here you go.
Afternoon, guys. I um... want to say sorry about shilling the sparkledog so much the last over 9000 threads. So, I scraped the idea of a zootopified Mack the knife, and I guess I'll just stick to taking requests every now and then. For now, though, I'll fuck off.
>>3597046
In the dark? Also, do I need the special candles with the blue flames or will a regular wax candle do.
>>3596791
Who do you think Boss is?
Oh god, we need more higher quality Zistopia stuff.
>>3597070
works the best in the dark. and normal candles are good though you better have some bugburgers ready to appease him.
>>3597056
Cheers dear
>Fic where Nick is leading the resistance against Bellwether's tyranical rule
>Judy joins up with them and she and Nick fall in love
>They overthrow Bellwether and at Bogo's insistence, Nick becomes the new mayor of Zootopia to help heal it
>He also marries Judy and adopts an orphaned rabbit they found at a concentration camp
>Everything is set up for a happy ending
>Then an epilogue chapter happens 3 years later where Nick gets assassinated
Why do authors feel the need to do this? Its such cheap drama. If you don't/won't kill your lead in the actual story, don't kill them in the fucking epilogue. That isn't the place to do such a thing, unless its like a "Dying of old age" thing.
And the worst part is the author could have killed Nick in a more satisfying way earlier. At the climax, after Bellwether realized she had been beaten, she shot Nick as a last fuck you. He could have easily died there and become a martyr to the city. But instead he survives and then gets shot in the head in the last few paragraphs of the fucking epilogue.
Ugh, Im mad. Its such a novice move I feel.
Also I'm annoyed because I caught someone else's ban on my phone when I was posting while out.
>>3596961
A Life Revealed by PyreFerret
Savage by ADeadMissionary
Zootopia - Partners in Crime by BlehBluhBlah
Were You Expecting Someone Else by CookBoss88
Pastoral by sunny-bear
Why is it that so many fics seem to fixate on the zebra when involving a character from Nick's flashback with the scouts?
I mean the other most popular choice is the beaver or whatever he was, which makes sense but why is the zebra the second most popular? Hell I think I see him more than the other kid
>>3596983
http://pastebin.com/t0LNucpV
This one?
>>3596961
Thin Blue Line
Best glorified secretary.
>>3597163
Because he's the worst one of them all.
>>3596961
From the Depths
Fountain
Tough Love
Zahmen
Forgone Conclusion
A bunch of other ones I can't remember the name of.
>>3597201
Damn
I just realized how short he is compared to everyone else
>>3597163
Because the zebra hi-fived Nick as a friend despite knowing what was coming. Society abhors betrayers.
Oh, yeah, if the anon who was talking about doing a weekly theme thing is around, add another writefag who has an interest, though I'm bad about finishing things, so we'll see if I actually do something.
>>3596005
I love you
>Tfw no greentext about Nick and Judy investigating a tip off but winding up captured by a pair of coyotes
>One of them doses Nick with pastor, the other drags Judy into another room because he likes them "lively"
>Nick get fucked by the coyote while he listens to Judy screaming, his will slowly slipping away until he's happily holding his own ankles and letting the male bottom out inside him
>>3597051
ikr, scent/in-heat stuff is the best. Too bad h&h is dead, jim, but hey, at least reception-inception still gets regular updates
>>3597277
make one then
>>3597056
I need more
how many pastor fics are there anyways
>>3597321
>Nick and Judy being happy on their marriage day is horrible
Wow those are some definite opinions you got there anon
>>3597308
I dunno anon nobody wants to read about Judy getting raped
>>3597361
This stuff always seems to crop up in the exact same timezone every time. It's a little disconcerting.
>>3597361
Well you have a point there.
>>3597352
link for the nick and wolves one
>>3597341
Maybe you missed what post he was responding to.
Becuase he was responding to the one where Nick gets pastor'd and raped and can't do anything but listen as Judy gets dragged away screaming to be raped elsewhere before he is completely pacified by the drug
>>3597277
>It's an NTR plot
>TFW I can't enjoy greentext stories at all
Sorry guys but it just feels like i'm reading a stilted powerpoint presentation. I need some prose.
>>3597459
Anything in particular you want?
>>3597417
But anon who would even come up with an idea where Nick gets pastor'd and raped and can't do anything but listen as Judy gets dragged away screaming to be raped elsewhere before he is completely pacified by the drug?
>>3597277
Okay that's it where's the button to kill everyone in this thread?
>>3597417
The joke here, Anon, is that he misclicked and one of the posts he linked to was about how awesome scentplay is with a picture of Nick and Judy being lovey-dovey and not related to rape at all
>>3597440
An NTR plot implies that the main point of it is NTR. This is clearly a plot where the main point is rape and possibly mindbreak.
>>3597391
But I post all through the day, anon.
>>3597459
Read standard fanfiction then
>>3597440
NTR implies consent
Theres no consent to be had here
>>3597440
>It's a Cross Ange parody where Judy is Ange, Nick is Tusk, and Gideon is Embryo.
>>3597519
Well Nick consents to getting his ass filled once the drugs take hold, though I guess that's coerced.
>>3597529
thank god I don't know what that is.
>>3596961
Reception Inception
Were You Expecting Someone Else?
>>3597546
>though I guess that's coerced.
yes, anon
using drugs to fuck somebody is definitely rape.
>>3597567
But they don't drug Judy, so that's ok.
>>3597051
Is it worth giving a read even if it never gets finished? Or would I only set myself up for disappointment?
>>3597585
>raping Judy is okay
Anon, listen to yourself.
>>3597608
I know what I said, anon.
>>3597576
But is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>>3597585
>fucking the bun without consent
>>3597546
>>3597597
Well, I mean, it's got a pretty decent focus on scent and the way Nick and Judy's scents affect one another, but the end of the most recent chapter is definitely a pretty savage cliffhanger. It's not a huge drama-filled moment or anything but so far it's just sort of hanging there right after a turning point in their relationship.
But, I mean, The Unimaginable and Thump! finally finished, so I guess hope isn't totally lost. It's up to you.
>>3597059
Hey, I thought it could be done well man. It just needs to have depth and reason for her motives, otherwise it'seems easy for people to dismiss it as edgy. I think you should do what you like.
>>3597629
Did I just read a naruto script?
>>3597629
what the fuck are you talking about
No seriously, could I get some exposition on the words you're using?
>>3597648
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
>>3597629
1) I have no idea how this relates to what I posted
2) I don't watch Naruto
3) MFW Naruto
>>3597637
I kinda wish the unimaginable hadn't updated. Chapter 4 was a better ending than the actual ending
>>3597667
>>3597654
>>3597677
I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
>>3597654
>>3597629
"A guy who really gets off writing comics about girls who are drugged into being huge sluts who love cheating on their husbands."
it sure has leaked into this fandom.
>>3597648
How the fuck do you not know about Madara Uchiha?
You're on a god damn weeb website.
I wonder if Nick would fuck his dad the same was he fucks his mom.
>>3597670
I think it was pretty decent, it could have been solved better but the happy ending was fine for me
>>3597670
Yeah, I feel you. It did sorta feel incomplete there, though. They probably could've handled it better.
>>3597688
Cats in the cradle....
>>3597689
I don't really consider suddenly killing Nick in the first sentence of a time skip in the last few paragraphs of the story to be that happy honestly.
>>3597667
The point of the joke is "teasing people who respond to "I don't know what that is." with more incomprehensible moonrunes." and also "how ridiculous shonen power ups are."
The original pasta had it devolve into "scooby dooby doo" mid-paragraph as a clever hint that it is not serious.
>>3597708
I caught onto the joke somewhere around "Geass doujutsus" myself.
>>3597703
Happier than seeing him spending the rest of his life in the ZPD, quietly suffering from his loss and having noone to talk about it
>>3597677
And now I will ruin everything explaining: it's an /a/ copypasta
>>3597688
>Nick regularly pounds his mother senseless
>His dad walks in timidly, asking if nick is finished yet
>Nick growls and his dad backs off
>Nick finishes and his mother screams his name
>Nick and his mother stay locked together for half an hour
>Talking about how good he is in bed, and how his dad can't match up
>Meanwhile nick's dad is preparing their lunches
>He can hear them perfectly
>He cries
>>3597693
Here, I'll refresh you.
Madara is related to Sasuke and the stuff he pulls in the series is so ridiculous it became a joke about how unbeatable he is.
For a frame of reference he managed to defeat all the Tailed Beasts (things like the Fox that's stuck in Naruto) and a Ninja Army while blind.
So people make jokes about how strong he is while adding silly powers and feats to it.
>>3597727
Maybe he shouldn't have fucked off for thirty years.
>>3597727
>not watching from the closet and jacking off in a superman costume
>>3597722
But the point of the 4th chapter was he was getting over it. He was starting to recover. And the fifth chapter shows that he was recovering. He wasn't completely broken.
And nobody to talk to about it? What do you think he was doing with Bonnie?
>>3597722
>No one to talk to about it
>Story goes out of its way to establish that Mrs. Otterton literally refuses to leave Nick to his grief
>>3597708
I guessed as much, but Naruto just triggers the shit out of me
>of the six most recently updated fics on FFN, 5 are in spanish
Why do the spanish fics always update in bulk? Does the site just hold onto them until enough spanish fics are updated then post them all at once?
>>3597688
Gideon doesn't like anal.
>>3597757
I was referring to the Nick from Pocket Change but you're right, this Nick had better cards, however him being reunited with Judy made me feel happy inside thus it was a good ending for me
>>3597727
I was thinking more like Nick getting knotted by his dad but ok NTR it is.
>>3597793
he doesn't like it he LOVES it
WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE CHAPTER 12
SHILL EDITION
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/16464007
Nick gets rekt, a bunch of people die, and Judy has balls of steel.
>>3597749
Anon pls there's nothing hot about rape. But Judy getting dragged off to another room and Nick being forced to listen to her grunting and begging for help while he's slowly becoming more and more passive doesn't mean that he doesn't consent.
>>3597793
>giving* anal
>>3597800
I don't like the idea of killing Nick in Pocket Change either personally.
I think its a happier end if he actually comes to terms with his grief instead of just being put out of his misery.
>>3597733
Ahh, now it makes sense, thanks.
As for beating all those tailed beast things, and a whole ninja army while blind, jesus christ what the fuck? I get why people joke about it.
>>3597806
it stops being NTR when the person being ntr'd abandoned or left their SO before they meet their new fuckbuddy
>People in this thread literally can't stop talking about rape and NTR.
>>3597840
But he came to term with himself, he even joined the ZPD and became a successful cop
>>3597863
Apparently originally the author wanted to do a story about wizards, not ninjas.
So thats kinda why they stopped doing stealth shit and became more about big open battles
>>3597871
Yeah, it's kind of sad.
I mean as a fetish it should be a spice. Use it too much and you ruin things.
>>3597884
And then gets killed on the job
And thats supposed to be a happy ending. I dunno why stories can't let him come to terms then live a happy life without tragically dying
>>3597826
Pastebin needs a slight correction
>>3597836
Cucking is even worse than rape
>>3597892
so Kishimoto basically wanted to do something like Black Clover?
>>3597916
Good job they're just platonic friends then.
>>3597836
This fuckin' thread.
>Fic where the main villain so far has an assistant/friend named Wesley and a business associate named Leland who he kills
>Later on Nick and Judy watch the zootopia version of Daredevil on Netfurix (makes it sound like its a japanese mispronunciation than a proper pun)
Okay, I get it. You really like daredevil
Gonna shill my fic here again, because what the hell.
http://pastebin.com/5Wn0nrJY
Wildehopps suspension bondage and such.
>>3597954
This fuckin' time of day, man.
It's always this time of day.
>>3597971
I read this the other day when you shilled it, and then again when you shilled the extended bit.
Just wanted to let you know I enjoyed it.
>>3597954
Every day.
Further from.
>>3597989
Ah thanks. I just wanted to put it out there one more time. I figure this'll be the last time I shill it. Can't look back too much.
>>3597892
That makes a lot of sense.
Naruto being a ninja while wearing bright fucking orange is questionable.
Naruto being a wizard while wearing bright fucking orange makes him look like a pyromancer.
>>3598032
Hell, wizards seal demons in shit all the fucking time, too.
>>3598043
I AM THE DEMON OF POO FEAR ME!
>>3597892
I might have actually been interested in it had they taken that approach, then again the writing staying the same probably not
>>3598032
>pyromancer
>not a thermomancer
do you even wizard?
>>3596983
>>3597166
How do you suppose Remmy discovered his unorthodox tastes?
>>3597892
I thought it was originally about a kitsune cub that's forced to live with humans because his father, the Kyuubi, was tired of his shit.
Then again, I was under the assumption that the author decided that the author stopped really giving a shit about them being ninjas after the timeskip to Shippuden and made them wizards anyways.
>>3598071
I'm not 30 yet.
>>3598081
Man, I remember when the Zabuza arc actually took the time to establish that Ninjas were just mercs for hire.
They get paid to do a job and they do it. When they die, their body gets taken back by members of their clan to be disposed of properly so enemies can't learn their secret arts, everything was kind of grittier.
And then it became just straight up wizards
>>3597971
First alec, now you
stop giving me a bondage fetish
>>3598087
>yet
>>3598071
I'm more of a Knight-y sort of guy.
Heavy plate armor, sword, that sort of thing.
So I actually don't wizard.
>>3598062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o
>>3598074
I dunno, sorta like giving sheep bloodmeal supplement makes them crave it. He probably just had a bite of something as a dare and now he's hooked.
>>3598133
Why would anybody stop?
Bondage is great.
>>3598146
>Not going Spellblade
Its the best of both worlds
>>3598133
I can't help it. I actually started looking up good practice guides it because I wanted to write better bondage.
>That fic with Flash and Priscilla is still fucking going on
>61 chapters
I mean it was an amusing idea, but seriously, its been months
>>3598188
If going spellsword would let me go with a Longsword, or Bastard Sword, I'll do it.
But usually I prefer the non-magical Knight, a more simple style of fighting.
>>3598243
Nana to Kaoru: Nick and Judy edition
>>3598266
Is it one paragraph a chapter?
>>3598074
Bullies made him eat bugs as a kid, decided "hey this is pretty good"?
>>3598274
[happy raboot noises]
>>3598274
Yeah, that was one of my influences. It helped get me into bondage.
>>3598137
Yes yet. 6 more years nigga
>>3598277
Try one sentence a chapter
>>3598274
Love that manga, though the dynamic is very different. Though Nick is very close to how Kaoru wishes he could compose himself. Ugh, this is making me want to do a rewrite, I was so close to finishing it too.
>>3598307
That sounds hilarious, link?
>>3598343
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6615151/chapters/15136168
>>3598323
Finish, then rewrite.
Show us both, so we can see how it changes things.
>>3598298
>tfw months away from unlocking the secrets of the universe
MAKE WAY, YOU LOT
in my opinion, quite decent ship I personally enjoy very much gently swimming through
>>3598373
Is there a translated version of this?
>Author has 3 related fics going on at once.
>One is about Nick and Judy trying to have kids, one is about shenanigans with them and their kids (so I guess any suspense is gone that they will fail to have them), and one is just about shenanigans with the kids alone
So basically 2 of the three stories are just light hearted goofiness.
Which seems kind of out of place considering in the first story that all 3 of the other stories are sequels to, Judy gets beaten and graphically raped by an exboyfriend of hers. Im not sure you can really go from that to precocious children adventures.
>>3598351
I'll finish and then make it a separate thing. Works better that way, I just love that first chapter so much. I think that manga is what really flipped the switch for me.
>>3598396
would have posted it if I had one.
On an unrelated note, do any drawfriends have sketchbook pictures they want to share?
I love loose sketches like picrelated
>>3598356
sorry to pop your bubble but when you reach the wizard age all you get is a note with "The secrets are in the 40+ castle"
>>3598396
>>3598431
actually, there is one
>>3598414
Yeah, that entire chapter about what goes into proper ropes was so enlightening.
>>3598399
You really do gotta be careful if you choose to do a rape scene in your story, especially if detailed.
Rape sets a dark tone for the rest of the story, you can't exactly go back to full on light heartedness after that tone wise.
Speaking of Knights and Wizards and shit, has anyone done a Fantasy/Medieval Zootopia AU? Or something like that?
>>3598431
Source please
I'd rather have the roofies and rape than the autists REEEEEing over anything other than the standard Nick/Judy any day
Fuck's sake how do people combine feelings with lewds and not snap everyone's necks with mood whiplash? These fucking shock collars just amplify the problem every time I run into it.
>>3598502
Im pretty sure we got past people getting upset about alternate pairings for Nick and Judy ages ago.
I mean except for Judeon of course, that will always be heresy. But even Judeon doesn't get much reaction anymore.
>>3598493
Funny you should mention that, weatheredlaw actually posted a new story set in a Royalty AU just today
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7251925/chapters/16465480
>>3598507
Are you doing a lewd with shock collars?
Good luck to you if so. I would like to see more of that. The Interspecies Sex with COLLAR ON fic was great
>>3598498
don't have one, sorry
>>3598502
Can't we have both though?
Roofies and Rees.
Nonconsensual and Nick/Judy.
Life doesn't have to be about choosing.
>>3598525
I don't care much for fics written in the romantic style. I always found the style to be too stuffy.
>>3598460
I meant the very first one, where Nana loses the key which sets off the whole series. But that chapter is great too, it has so many great chapters; great drama, feels, and information. Truly, a great work, I need to find a way to get caught back up with it.
>>3598502
>>3598525
Cool, I'll check it out later, thanks.
Though I was thinking about more Knights and stuff, but Zootopia isn't about SWAT teams either so it's fair I guess.
of course they didn't draw judy with a bikini...
>>3598493
Predieval times.
>>3598593
RIP Finnick
>>3598593
Oh snap, is this new?
Also yeah kinda odd she didn't get a swimsuit of any kind
>>3598593
>judy with boxers and a sleeveless shirt..
at least they could have draw her with a one pice swimsuit
>>3598622
yes they just literally posted on twitter
>>3595974
Wow.
>>3598593
>clawhauser isn't wearing a top
l-lewd, look at her barely covering herself
>>3598536
That's actually what I'm working on right now, I'm doing some editing and making use of some of the feedback I got. This new section is kicking the shit out of me. I'm not sure if the mood changes too much or too fast.
>>3598593
that's pretty comfy anon
>>3598593
>pawpads
Ree?
>>3598660
Are you retarded?
>>3598622
I dunno, it suggests she doesn't actually have a regular swimsuit. So she's jumping in there in her regular summer stuff.
So when she gets out, all dripping wet, she can't change into something else immediately, so she has remain soaking until she can find a change of clothes, or until Nick can convince her to slip them off so they can be put on a drying rack.
>>3598621
He died as he lived: crushed beneath a massive ass.
>>3598621
>Finnick always knew this day would come.
>>3598691
Clearly you are, for replying to obvious bait
>>3598724
>>3598731
dead by booty
>>3598724
this is funnier that is has any right to be
>>3598603
here it is fix
not the original translator but the original that made the edit
>>3598691
>taking the bait
welcome newfriend
>Bryon, the director to Zootopia, drew this
Do you think he ever draws porn?
>>3598731
>"It's just like my horoscope predicted!"
>"Really, your horoscope said you'd die under a cheetah's butt?"
>"Yeah, it says right here, spots can be flattening."
>"Finnick... that's the fashion pages."
>>3598794
he definitely does depictions of his and his husband's fursonas fucking each other
>>3598807
I need and want evidence.
>>3598686
you've ruined the picture for me
>Zootopia 2 is a lighthearted buddy cop comedy
>Zootopia 3 is July Hopps timeline
how mad would you be?
Do you think Finnick ever sucks Nick's dick or does he always have to top?
>>3598686
IF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR DEMANDS THAT SHE HAS PAWPADS THEN IT SHALL BE
>>3598773
oh hey thanks
here's your (you), you earned it
DUDE CATNIP LMAO
>>3598851
I'd bet 50/50 ecstatic and heartbroken.
Making it canon that Judy gets murdered would be super fucked, but that means making it canon she and Nick got married. Also the murder would probably get it a pg-13 rating, which means we'd get the "Nick murders Dawn with a tire iron" scene as well, and an overall grittier Zootopia.
>>3598851
Where do you get those rem's solo images?
In her tumblr she only post her comics
>>3598857
Finnicks too small to suck dick.
>>3598593
I'm annoyed that they got Clawhauser in there, because it just makes me sad that Nick's old gang from Protopia is incomplete.
>>3598773
great edit, resaved! Thanks
>>3598888
my hard drive. I think he/she posted it somewhere else or maybe I dug through her/his tumblr, I don't really remember.
>>3598873
>fucking up the officer names
>constantly shitposting on twitter, baiting fans
>anatomically incorrect Judy
What the actual fuck is this man doing
>>3598927
Hopefully Zootopia 2.
>>3598888
>>3598914
she does them for this fanfic - http://archiveofourown.org/works/6295897?view_full_work=true - links are usually at the beginnings of the chapters
>>3598891
Is that the excuse he uses every time Nick begs him with that whine in his voice? Of course, Fin knows that when Nick is that pent up it's only a matter of time before he asks the Fennec to knot him instead.
>>3598731
"Just as the old Gypsy woman foretold!"
>>3598959
damn, it must be very rewarding to feel someone who draws so good graced your fanfic with illustrations.
>>3598996
It's pretty great, not gonna lie
>>3598833
Why is Judy being such a bitch here? Shouldn't she be sympathetic that hes homeless instead of calling him childish? I imagine he has a reason for living under a bridge, not just because he chooses to
>>3598571
I just want to say god damn you anon!
Now I'm rereading the series.
What district should I do next?
>>3598914
Best foxy mother
>>3598952
Well hes probably doing Frozen 2 at the moment.
THEN zootopia 2
>>3599026
nah, Nick is being theatrical and I can sympathise with Carrots being sick of this. It also makes for a good comedic effect, which cheers me up.
>>3599036
Rain Forest
>>3599036
Go counterclockwise.
>>3599053
Well hes clearly just deflecting because its presumably a touchy subject. She should know by now this is how he is.
>>3599036
>tfw will never live in Zootop
>>3599036
Oh that looks fuckin' sweet!
I vote Savannah Central.
>this is now my headcanon
>Finnick is sick of hustling and without a partner like Nick he can't make as much as he used to to fuel his bad habits
>Does some math and invests savings into food truck, becoming a legitimate businessman
>Actually happens to be a very talented cook, his stuff becomes known across Zootopia
>Invited to a cooking TV show once
>Business only keeps getting better since then
>For the first time in forever, he's respected, trusted and seems to be really, really happy
>>3599149
all my feels
One thing that always makes me sad about the July hops AU is that it means that Judys parents were correct.
All those times they put her down? They were correct, she was never cut out to be a cop and now she payed the price.
>>3598927
He's literally a 4channer in spirit and what we deserve
>>3599237
Except she was a great cop, and seemingly died alongside several non-rabbit officers.
>>3597056
SUCH A LUST FOR COCK
Holy shit this is the greatest ever
>>3599149
I like to imagine Finnick comedically hustling his way into a legitimate career.
>>3599149
nick is the cutest little husband/waitress
>>3599237
>All those times they put her down? They were correct, she was never cut out to be a cop and now she payed the price.
you're so wrong it's not even funny unless you're baiting like a sick bastard.
>mfw Mead never finished this
>>3599237
She was just as cut out as any of the other great officers who died.
Sometimes you just get dealt a bad hand.
>>3599255
Asuming she didn't get killed instantly, before everything faded to darkness the thought of her parents being correct may have entered her mind.
>>3599262
Nick is a good wife.
>>3599261
>"haha dude check it out I hustled the fuck out of these guys they deliver sugar and syrup twice a week for like, pennies on the pound and then I flip it all day over in the park"
>>3599295
Do you have that Nick in a green apron pic?
>>3599058
>>3599066
>>3599104
Then next is Rainforest, Downtown and Savannah Central
>>3599295
>a man can be cozy and feminine without needing to take a drug first
love the latest meme but actually being that gay all along is fine too
RIP Judy, another tragic victim of Clawhauser's fat ass.
She wasn't the first; she won't be the last.
>>3599257
WHOOOOOOOOOO are you? Who-who, who-who?
But, uh, yeah. Glad you enjoyed it, more's coming.
>>3599237
>Only shitty cops get killed
Only shitty people kill cops.
>>3599290
I "like", in the sense I find it fitting, Judy's last thoughts were something along the lines
>sweet cheese and crackers, Nick is going to be so mad at me
>>3598959
thanks a lot anon
for what I heard aoimotion is the other part of the duo. She made the plot for the rem's comics
>>3599362
>She made the plot for the rem's comics
I think this is the way it should be - Rem's art and style is a marvel, but her own writing makes me want to catapult myself into the sun
>>3599266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYuZX7swc5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z38tZPxDekw
this is the only possible outcome, do you really want to see it?
>>3597821
artstyle is a bit awkward but this is somehow very cute
>>3599415
nope, I'm not opening any of these links
POST BUTT
>>3599447
Ok.
>>3599428
It is cute, it's just that Travis's eye... it haunts me.
>>3599447
>>3599436
thought so
>>3599295
That's it, i'm writing a crossdressing Nick Fick after I start the other 3 i'm working on.
>>3599458
>not hammytoy's veemon
Shit, just seven days until Zistopia's supposed to come back. I wonder who got picked to do the art.
>>3599507
Hammys great but I prefer Cobalt.
>>3599266
>Nick has darts on his shoulder bandolier
So do they run lethal or nonlethal? They're breaking up an arms ring with tranqs?
>>3599494
well, he started working on it long before July Hopps became a thing, so it would have probably been very heroic, ballsy and uplifting with both of them brofisting / cuddling each other in the hospital.
Now, however, I am a bit wary of Mead's melancholic genius and this story probably wouldn't have ended that way.
>>3599597
anon, they're the good guys, of course they go non-lethal
>>3599521
>yfw you realize why bernielover didn't post any updates recently
Oh god no
>>3599645
>in an allegory for these comics as a whole
Always cracks me up.
>>3599645
Oh god yes
>>3599645
I just threw up a little in my mouth. I'm not saying you should kill yourself but you should give it some honest thought.
>>3599682
Oh god no
>>3599645
>yfw she makes the Hyena the main character in Zistopia
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
>>3599682
>no knot
6/10
>>3599616
What about that part in the movie where they almost killed Duke for information?
>>3599715
I see it two ways
>Wears a collar, but the shocks don't hurt her/she has to pretend they do
>Doesn't have to wear a collar because she seduced her assessor or something and sleeps with him to stay uncollared
>>3599733
he was a punk ass bitch
>>3599702
I'm just preparing you for the inevitable
>>3599616
>non lethal
>against an illegal weapons traffic ring
>going in blind
I dunno man, too many odds against them
>>3599715
I dunno. I'm not a big follower of Zistopia, but doesn't it have the collars which zap you if you even get too excited at a children's birthday party?
Seeing that sexual predator walking around with one would be hilarious.
>>3599796
They caused Honey to have a miscarriage.
>>3599290
>what do you think was the last thing that went through carrots mind?
>bullets!
inb4 some autist is too fanny flustered to resist going into a sperg fit over his waifu
>>3599747
>It's a Clawhauser forces Nick to have sex with him to keep it a secret while Judy watches comic
>>3599779
What if they just dropped Clawhauser on them?
>>3599814
I think that's against the geneva convention
>>3599810
And that guy at the start lost his wife in labour because of it.
>>3599813
I hope so.
>>3597235
I am here! That's just wonderful, very happy, raboot noises everywhere.
I'm quietly shilling once per thread the idea - everyone is welcome to join, regardless of how good they regard themselves to be - actually, new contributors are welcome, perhaps weekly / biweekly (not sure how often we want to run this, if it picks up at all!) challenge will spur more people to create.
So far we have a couple of interested drawfriends and 3-4 writefriends, first strawpoll will be held this weekend, but I think it's never to early to start collecting theme suggestions
>>3599812
Nah, she got kidnapped by Bellwether and she had a bunch of horses rape the bun to death.
>>3599812
>What do you think the shooter felt when he killed the first rabbit cop
>Recoil
>>3599812
too soon, anon
>>3599814
>Clawhauser on Howler
>he's hungry
>SmaugGitsGud
ok that's a win for the ZPD
>>3599874
>Mr. Hands
Never forget
>>3599297
>"Finnick that's just a job."
>"Judy, Judy, shhh, you'll ruin it for him."
>"guys check it out new part of the hustle, i made up this dumb logo and i got it printed on my napkins so anyone who uses one gets to know where to get more."
>>3595506
I think the Beaver fic with pastor was actually pretty non edgy
>>3595506
Dude clam down
>Fic that started out as a romance story between Nick and Judy with some smut turns into a story about a cyborg OC
Kinda a wierd direction to go
>>3599714
I need to kill Judy.
>>3599870
What's the deal with this challenge?
>>3595801
>>3595837
>>3595924
>>3595936
>>3596000
This is all I know
>>3600040
I thought fangmeyer was the darker coloured wolf
>>3599985
>socially inept and whatever he touches turns to gold from his skill and talent.
that one?
>>3595936
I want to FUCK that rhino.
>>3600107
Yeah, that one
The one where he somehow ends up becoming the third member of Nick and Judy's unit, even though generally they are 2 man units.
>>3600112
I hope for your sake he's a bottom...
>>3600135
Fine by me, I mainly want his ass anyway.
>>3600066
You mean Wolford?
>>3600125
The other teams that Bogo calls out are three-man though.
Good morning thread
How's everyone doing?
Meat's on today's menu, for the daring and the hungry
I do hope you enjoyed last night's serving
I wonder how many would want a second helping
>>3600148
Yeah, I thought it was the other way around.
What the fuck is that markerboard at the back? They can't be cops, gophers, skunks and possums are too small.
Speaking of meat, I might as well repost last night's dish for new day, and new thread, for those who missed it
A short little fic about Remmy Cormo's early days on Pack Street, featuring the sheep, "T"-Rex, and a few other meat-eaters.
Takes place well before the Wannabite comic.
http://pastebin.com/t0LNucpV
>>3600177
I'll give you a dollar for your burger. Just gimme atmosphere.
Also, i'm good thanks, you?
>>3600125
and the fact that he's a total enigma to them and not a cop.
>>3600007
>challenge
whelp, maybe that's wrong word.
Basically, a /trash/ copycat of korean/japanese twitter based fun
>once per week (or less frequently, depends on how it goes) anons pick weekly (SFW) theme
>something not too specific to allow everyone to make their own interpretation (such as "zootopia heroes", "summer festival", so no chance of someone getting request of their zoosona drawn by like 15 people
>poll closes on Sunday night
>On Thursday content creators who decided to participate post their doodles / greentext up to 1 post length
>fun is had
the main goal is to foster creation of new cool content, compare results and have fun! Also hopefully more people will be inclined to start creating their art too.
>>3600177
>morning
Its 4PM.
>>3600177
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a bugburga today.
>>3600190
I don't think it's ever mentioned that Judy is the first small police mammal, just the first rabbit.
>>3600190
Paperwork division?
Why do people always make the Wolves gay when it makes more sense for Wild Dogs to be gay since Wild Dogs are basically one of the only species where packs are largely composed of males with the females being the ones who leave the pack when they come of age to find a new one?
>>3600066
no thats Wolford he wears sheep clothing
>>3600149
In the movie you mean?
He says stuff like "Your teams are doing X" so I assume they have partners not mentioned in the briefing
>>3600177
>literally a bug burga I bought across the street
Uh oh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBV38QlmayU
>>3600240
Because Fangmeyer and wolford are like the one pairing everyone agrees was great from BL's comics.
And what wild dogs are you even talking about?
>>3600066
Nope. Grizzoli, Fangmeyer and Delgato are the arctic wolf, tiger, and lion.
The come McHorn (Rhino), Rhinowitz (Rhino), and Wolford (Wolf).
Then Higgens (the Hippo), Snarlov (the Polar Bear), and Trunkabee (Elephant).
At the end it's Grizzoli, Fangmeyer, and Delgato again; and then Higgens, Snarlov, and Wolford.
>>3600214
that sounds pretty cool though i'm not a particularly good writer
>>3600194
>The cashier's a badger -- short, wiry little guy. Wouldn't say he's more than three feet tall. He's propped up on a milk crate just to see over the counter.
Why is he so perfect?
>>3600177
So, uh, could I go across the street for my bug burga, but come back here for a Burrow Blend?
[spoiler]How'd your eyes come back?[spoiler]
>>3600222
>>3600289
Honestly we are all basically just going with what we assumed they were until something happens officially that forces us to change our headcanons. Something bigger than a cellphone game.
So until then, as far as these threads are concerned
Fangmeyer=white wolf
Delgato=tiger
>>3600194
So is this going to become a series or are you just trying out writefagging for a laugh?
>>3600275
The African Wild Dog/Painted Dog.
>>3600289
is this accurate then?
>>3600293
Just give it a try anyway! Since the idea is to cap entries up to post length to make sure everyone has a chance to go through all contributinos (hopefully there will be many), it probably won't hurt giving it at try - what's the worst that could happen?
>>3600395
Was that even a character in the movie?
>>3600289
Fuck, I used to have a list of all the known names and what species they were.
>>3600405
Makes no sense for the wolf to be Grizzoli since thats a bear pun name, not a wolf pun name.
>>3600370
You and me both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaspgmHH4wk
>>3600435
It'd actually work better for the other wolf. Since grizzly means grey. (There's a reason brown bears are also known as silver-tipped bears)
It's why you hear such terms as "grizzled veteran," it just means someone who's old enough to get their hair turning grey.
>>3600435
>beav
Don't forget the Jackson 5 family of tigers.
>>3600177
wait what did I miss last night
>>3600405
The tiger sitting next to Johnson is actually also a Jackson.
What are you listening to, /trash/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0
>>3600472
Fucking crtl+f searchbar. God dammit, that's embarrassing.
>>3600405
I wonder if Byron and Rich know how many headcanons they jostled due to saying Fangmeyer was the tiger and not the white wolf.
If someone asked them about that now, I wonder what they'd say.
sexy fangmeyer
So, how long has Clawhauser been working at ZPD in reception?
>>3600492
>Francine is in body armor in this shot
>By the briefing shes just wearing her uniform
Woops
>>3600500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60
>>3600500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk
>>3600405
Elephant in the bottom left is Stevens.
>>3600521
Bogo gets her so hot she had to strip, trying to tempt him with her elephantine chest.
>>3600500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB_fNVOPzyM
>>3600515
way back when he was alive and not miserably depressed the only reason he acts so social is to try and distract himself from and hide his extreme self doubt
>>3600500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgJl5jyADAI
>>3600551
Yeah, especially as Trunkaby was part of the first roll call thing, and that's a new recruit.
>>3600472
>I'm not the only one latching on to the idea of the Jackson 5
mmmyes
Cuddle struggle
>>3600492
>EVERYTIME
>>3600515
The fuck is that outfit on Nick?
He has a standard uniform, you see it at the end of the film. Come on, people.
>>3600500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
>>3600622
HOLY
SHIT
I never thought I'd be impressed by a chewing gum under a desk
>>3600616
My god, someone was chewing gum!
>>3600602
Francine's also the only elephant in the room during the roll call, and her nameplate says Pennington but an elephant picks up the folder from Bogo when he calls Trunkaby. Could probably handwave it saying that she got married or divorced recently and just hadn't gotten her new nameplate yet, I suppose.
>>3600612
Forced musky cuddles
>>3600492
>>3600616
>>3600667
>>3600663
Trunkaby is actually the name of the Rhino beside her. He was adopted by Elephants.
>>3600686
Even tomboys wear swimsuits anon
>>3600686
What if the bunny is a nevernude
that's why the nudist resort freaked her out so much
>>3600696
He was also putting on an elephant costume before he grabbed the file. Just like Wolford did at the end.
>>3599048
Source or never happened!
>>3598593
>Finnick about to get a face full of Clawhauser's fat ass
>>3600194
I enjoyed it quite a bit, are you planning on writing more?
>>3600732
>judy jumping clear over the pond
ass status: broken
>>3598851
The July Hopps is edgy tryhard nonsense. Oh wow, people die and it's sad. Keep it out of zootopia.
>>3600731
Oh nevermind. I thought for some reason he directed Frozen 1. He did Tangled.
>>3598593
>judy with a bikini
of course not. why would they? she's flat as a board, there's nothing for it to hold onto. after the dive it would just be twisted out of place and she would never notice
>>3600751
Its hardly that edgy. Just dark.
Aside from possibly Nick's revenge on Bellwether its not that edgy at all.
>>3600751
Nice buzzwords
>>3600751
You know, of all the edgy stuff thats been going on in these threads the past few days, I'm a little surprised July Hopps is what you latch onto to complain about considering its the least edgy new thing we have right now.
>>3600177
>capitalism, ho!
>>3600795
yeah, i mean, pastor is literally a mind breaking rape drug, but july hopps is the bad thing because judy died.
>>3600177
That letter grade should be downgraded.
>fic description says Nick and Judy may experience romance
>It literally opens with Nick shopping for an engagement ring for her
Though I guess perhaps its talking about whether they actually get together considering she turns him down.
Though it was dumb since he quits the force, becomes a banker, and when she happens to come into the bank he works at and he asks why she turned him down, her response is basically "I panicked" and they get engaged right there.
>>3600820
As long as its done tastefully, I think "main character died" fics can be good.
I really liked the Unimaginable before the final chapter.
But you can't make a date rape drug fic tasteful if the main character is the one doing the date raping
She's fucking dead bro!
>>3597644
I started a fic yesterday, but I all I have is
>Monday morning, ZPD
>Nick and Judy walk through the impossibly large doors
>They were greeted by Clawhauser
>Nothing out of the ordinary
That's the whole thing.
Is Comicanon around? I was told he could help.
>>3600837
Nah, if you look closer the sign just says:
"Because I think you're super awesome, have a giant...
A
This is not a health code sign, and should not be taken as an endorsement of this place of Antelope sin"
>>3600853
>Quits the force
Does she fucking break up with him on the spot, too? What the fuck?
>>3600863
Did it not do good at the box office?
Honestly I don't necessarily want Dory to flop. I just want Zootopia to get best animation.
Does Pastor cause heart pupils? It should.
Somehow.
>>3600853
I like the idea that Judy turns him down initially but then changes her mind
I don't like the rest though
>>3600751
I disagree with you on all counts, but think it's good you're not shy to openly voice unpopular opinion
>>3600896
I was talking about how a fucking fish would be dead face to a fox, you dipshit!
>>3600867
He's on vacation. Said he was going to do readings, though
>>3600893
That was the other thing that confused me.
Presumably they had been dating for a while before he proposed to her but her reasoning for saying no was basically "You're a fox, I'm a rabbit, we are too different."
Surely you would have been aware of that minor fact when you fucking started dating!
>>3600901
As much as I enjoy heart pupils, I think it does enough as is.
(muffled BE THE BUN in the distance)
>>3600920
Are you okay anon?
>>3600867
do you intend to do literally antything with the fic
>>3600926
What the fuck did he do, pull a Grey?
What if...
Clawhauser's so unhappy with life, that he's been taking doses of Pastor, making him a happy go lucky kind of guy who wants to be liked by everyone.
And then he goes home and comes down in his lonely apartment, watching his videos of Gazelle talking all about how Zootopia's a wonderful city.
>>3597163
He's not a beaver, the tail is all wrong.
No idea what he could be though, because Coypu don't get that big and Capybara don't have long tails.
Some people seem to think he's a chinchilla, but they're not that big either.
Might be a marsupial of some kind instead of a rodent?
>>3600950
Do I look like okay to you?
>>3600867
Heya buddy, how's it going?
>>3600867
I think you need to have a story before anybody can read it.
You have a decent opening, but "nothing out of the ordinary" doesn't work. You need to present SOMETHING to get the ball rolling, be that a case assigned to Judy and Nick, or something occurring before duties are assigned, etc.
>>3600980
Nah, they had been dating a year and a half at that point.
A year and a half of dating and it doesn't cross her mind that they are interspecies.
But hey, she panicked. And caused him to leave the force and become a banker with his dad and granddad
And in a rather The Room esque fashion, his dad says he has stage 4 cancer, and yet is working at the bank just fine like months later after mentioning that.
dear god Zootopia was beaten by a gayfish. They had nearly twice as much money in the first weekend as Zootopia.
>>3600994
I figured he was a gopher or something.
>>3600799
Great, now I have to play that again, time to hustle up some heroes for plundering!
>>3601031
I feel like this is exactly what happens when you don't plan a single fucking word of your story in advance.
>>3600896
>>The Pixar sequel far surpassed its already ocean-sized expectations to take in $136.2 million
It really is mind blowing to me that literally ANYONE at all liked Nemo in the first place. It was one of the most boring movies I have ever watched. The characters are boring, the visuals are trash, the plot is nonsense. It doesn't seem exciting enough for children, engaging enough for anyone, and has noting for the adults.
The ONLY was I can fathom anyone ever watching this movie is christian moms watching it on repeat because it's the only movie they could find that doesn't touch any of their massive list of 'triggers' since the movie just has nothing
>>3601034
Well to be fair, its summer now. Different months get different opening numbers.
>>3601034
rip
>>3601005
Comic! How're you doing? Jet lag got you down?
>>3601031
It gets better and better
>>3601008
I mean t like what's the plot
so far you have "it was a day. this is nick and judy." wherea re you going tiwht this?
>>3601056
Finding Nemo was good, what are you talking about.
>>3601034
Well it is a sequel to a film that was also very successful, and stars a famous daytime talkshow host.
And it's summer, the high point for film attendance.
>>3601031
>>3600926
>>3600853
i remember this fic
>>3601064
I can never sleep on a plane. Its one of my negative perks, I think.
And I just got done recording a bit of the latest blind read through.
Boy oh boy do I hope English is not a commonly spoken language over here, because if anyone heard me and understood what I was saying I'd never return to any European country in my life.
>>3601035
Even adult gophers are barely as big as fox kits.
So, either he's not a rodent, or he's the adult scoutmaster.
>>3601080
not previous anon, but I concur on his opinion, it was bland
>>3601031
In this world EVERY DAY there are couples together that know they won't work out long term that are together in the short term for convenience/fear of being alone. Does he want a career? Does he want to move? Does he want kids? Does he want to ride his motorcycle?
It's honestly one of the more realistic things that Nick and Judy could be fair weather lovers but as soon as permanent, childless commitment at such a young age comes of of fucking course you think twice
Anyway I haven't read the fic so it's probably handled like shit I was just saying the idea isn't sour
>>3601115
Why do you say that?
>>3600853
>But you can't make a date rape drug fic tasteful
CAN you make a date rape drug fic tasteful?
>>3601115
Hopefully all will be well.
>>3601135
He's reading porn out loud.
>>3601135
Basically >>3601144
...but it's really well written...
>>3601138
Well I mean if its like a character gets date raped and then has to overcome their bad experience, maybe with their love at their side helping them along the way.
It would be grim sure, but it could be doable I think.
Of course in said hypothetical story, it wouldn't actually be graphic in the rape. You don't want the rape to be erotic
>>3601080
I really, honestly cannot see why. I am not trolling, this is my honest opinon. Bland middle aged dad waders around shopping mall looking for child for two hours, the movie. And if you don't enjoy blue homo fish "lol i forgot" or such comedic talent as "BUBBLES XD" there isn't a drop of humor to be found
>>3601138
I think date rape drugs tend to be tasteless.
If you could taste them it'd ruin the surprise.
>>3601138
You can, it just has to be super fucking serious.
>>3601144
Into a microphone, in public.
I think this bunny has a bit of a kink...
>>3601162
Oh, I see what you mean
>It's a Nick and Judy have to find a serial "chomper" who has been kidnapping and eating residents of Little Rodentia before he catches his next victim. It turns out to be a deranged Elephant whose fear of mice drove him into insanity and his weird need to eat mice to conquer his fear
>>3601158
Why are you reading zootopia smut in public.
Can't you wait til you get to the hotel?
>>3601115
Everyone speaks english
Everyone knows
>>3601158
Comicanon you could barely read my smut in the safety of your own home. What the fuck have we done to you?
>>3601005
Eh, not good really. Had high anxiety after last night. Someone told me you could help with an OC?
>pic related. yeah it's bad.
>>3601079
If you remember my post from earlier I said it was a zootopified mack the knife, so maybe that could be like a prologue?
>>3601166
It does seem to be easy to conceal in foodstuffs.
>>3601115
>Boy oh boy do I hope English is not a commonly spoken language over here, because if anyone heard me and understood what I was saying I'd never return to any European country in my life.
It's completely slipped my mind where you're headed again.
Anyway, in my prior profession as an international concierge; France, Spain and some parts of Italy have a lot of ESL speakers.
Spain actually seemed to be the more proficient speakers, but I think that's just because the people in France I've had to deal with are pricks.
>>3601158
Which fic is it?
Give me some draw requests.
>>3601208
Germans are assholes who will lie to you and tell you the wrong train to get on.
I know my German isn't up to snuff, but I'm pretty sure its hard to misunderstand WHICH TRAIN IS GOING TO BERLIN
God, I got lied to by like 3 separate people
>>3601218
^^^^^^
Which one is worth this pain?
Guys
What happens if we don't get a sequel to Zootopia?
I don't think my heart can take it
>>3601244
A Lion and Mouse couple.
>>3601244
Judy and Nick on a picnic
>>3600980
>>3601182
I'm in the hotel, but its not in my room.
>>3601208
Portugal?
>>3601200
Character development? I can help with that. Just finishing the second chapter and then I can talk with ya.
>>3601218
Oh, take it from me, Jack, its a savage one.
Okay ducking my head down and finishing it up, be right back!
>>3601244
This with Nick and Judy. I will never give up
>>3601292
Page 10 alert
>>3601244
Judy muzzling Nick.
If possible ZPD around.
>>3601244
A sloth jumping out of a flying plane on a surfboard while shooting dual uzis wildly.
>>3601287
Byron and Rich have basically started responding in their tweets as though its happening.
They clearly want to do it, and Disney would be fucking retarded not to try to make more money out of the IP that made them 1 billion dollars.
>>3601296
>Oh, take it from me, Jack, its a savage one.
BEING READ
IN PUBLIC
Kinky rabbit.
>>3601296
eeeee
EEEEEEE
Can't wait.
>>3601127
What if he's a Quokka?
>>3601287
I just saw the movie yesterday and just remembered that /trash/ is in love with it. I've been browsing for like an hour, don't do this to me.
>>3601138
Well, it depends on how it's being used.
I mean, sure if you're using it to get the main characters to have non-consensual sexytimes, then yeah.
But make it a plot point, an actual date rape drug, and make the plot about trying to catch the son of the bitch using it in nightclubs.
And then it's a bluff! It's all an excuse to get Judy to go undercover and accidentally drink one of the spiked drinks. Nick has to deal with her drugged state, where she wants to do whatever he wants, but he has to resist because that's fucking wrong!
And then double bluff! Once she's recovered, she wants to thank Nick for taking care of her, and you have a regular smut fic!
>>3601208
Oh, and I typically forgot to mention Germany and the Scandinavian continent. Those guys will speak English at the drop of a hat.
>>3601257
>Germans are assholes who will lie to you and tell you the wrong train to get on.
Well... I guess at least people in the service and cultural industry of Germany are fine with their English...
>>3601296
>Portugal?
Hmm... I might've contacted people in Lisbon once. Can't recall if it was by phone or email, though, so I can't recall their proficiency...
>>3601308
Why are there two separate comics of Gideon wanting to propose to Judy even though they aren't even dating?
>>3601296
Are you seriously narrating a lewd Zootopia fanfic in a hotel lobby
you absolute madman
>>3601352
Because Gideon's a fucking idiot.
>>3601333
How have I not heard of these little jelly beans before?
BUNNIES AND FOXES CAN'T BE FRIENDS/LOVERS YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>3601244
Judy arms up with more weapons than she can carry.
>>3601350
On the bright side, Germans are not thieves.
On that same trip I accidentally left my laptop on a train, and nobody stole it.
I didn't get it back for like a year, but I did eventually get it back.
>>3601178
>not just locking them up in a terrarium/hamster cage
why is it everyone wants to go full CSI/LAW & ORDER/DEXTER on this? jesus christ
Comicanon's dedication is both terrifying and hilarious. Imagine faces of all these people around.
>>3601380
oops.
>>3601380
But what if... and just hear me out here, anon.
But what if they could?
>Nick and Judy have started out as partners in the police
>It's been a while since anything remarkable happened
>One of those days, they finally receive something to look out for
>While following the lead, they find some really nasty shit, and get attacked
>Judy really lets herself go, running purely on instinct
>Nick, on the other hand, is the ''brains'' , taking his time to act
>Judy starts losing control of her emotion and takes off to do some retarded shit
>Nick goes after her because this is getting really dangerous now
>Because she goes head first into things, Judy is on the brink of getting ripped to fucking shreds
>Nick notices this and gets in the way, getting hit instead
>Judy uses the opening to neutralize the other guys
>She then realizes the si her fault and feels like shit
>Yet this happens time and time again
>She is now addicted to the rush
>Nick loves her, but this is really taking its toll on him, both physically and mentally
This is not a story, but more of a framework on how their emotions would work out while they are in the force. What do you think?
>>3601358
>ya ya, za americaneneren, he walk in, sit down like nothing and start to say to himself to the story of mr fox and little hoppymeat make the sexy sex time on job
>he describe to tie the shoe in the hoppymeat poopmaker, we all lose the sides of our chests from laughter-pain
>>3601338
Man I showed up like 3 days ago or something and I've been browsing constantly since then.
Good luck .
>>3601433
but
what IF
they could?
>>3601433
Oh, okay.
So is that fox actually a rabbit in disguise?
>>3601352
NTR fantasy.
I don't get it though, Gildeon never gave a shit about her, slashed her face in and was probably mad as fuck she got the tickets, never talked with her for 15 fucking years and on a random encounter said "yeah... sorry".
>>3601380
So what you're saying is that foxes should stick to their own kind?
Nideon confirmed.
>>3601395
link to beaver fic?
>>3601352
Because autism.
>>3601492
http://pastebin.com/iHrYeCPf
>>3601517
Did you just get here? Welcome. Here's your complimentary fox ears and tail.
>>3601514
thanks
>>3601517
It's fine.
Clearly the bunny was manipulated into this.
Look at that face? Pure agony.
>>3601517
Wait? So fox/rabbit and fox/fox are both bad?
Does this mean fo/x/rabbit/fox is correct?
I'm so confused... Also Nideody confirmed.
>>3601296
You are aware that roughly a fourth of the people in Portugal understand English right? And of those the most likely places to find them IS IN A HOTEL WHERE PEOPLE NOT FROM THE COUNTRY STAY!
>>3601564
Nick should be in the middle
>>3601581
Yeah, I gotta agree here. Comic, why the fuck are you doing this in the fucking lobby?
>>3601606
Clearly he's a bit of an exhibitionist.
I mean, you know how bunnies are.
>>3601581
Even if they can't understand, a sweating nervous bunny anxiously whispering sweet nothings into a microphone with a burgeoning chub is a sure tell somethings up.
>>3601637
Yessss
I like Jacob too, desu.
The other guy less so (being that I can't recall his name. Francis or something?) but I could probably warm up to him.
Really I just want Jacob and Beavs to enter into a committed relationship where Jacob doesn't get his heart broken again.
>>3601677
Just his butthole, right?
>>3601380
I WILL LEWD THEM I SWEAR IT
Judy glanced up to meet his gaze and Nick struggled not to grin, watching her pull him into her maw with an unbridled enjoyment with her nose twitching overtime as she neared his swelling base and the sweat slicked fur of his tuft-like treasure trail. Nick felt Judy grab his paw and place it atop her head, and Nick gladly obliged; taking her ears loosely in his grasp, he bounced her head lower and lower, finally holding her firmly in place and gritting his teeth in ecstasy until he felt her give his leg a squeeze. Then he waited an extra second before pulling her up and allowing her a deep breath, Nick eyeing her with rising lust and Judy gasping for breath, her eyes bright and hungry and pupils still set wide.
>>3601690
Beavs bottoms.
You saw that trips dick, right? He'd literally shred Jacob's innards.
I think the goat makes good paper doodles.
So is weaver banging bore now that chumbis is a seal
>>3601700
A FOX KILLS A BUNNY!
IT'S AGAINST NATURE TO MAKE THEM FUCK TOGETHER!
>>3601773
No.
>>3601296
Great!
>>3601713
>dat kkanga
>>3601788
You're about a month late on this, anon.
Who draws the cutest Bellweather, and why is it Rose? Please use the word "floof" in your answer.
>>3601677
Freddy. Yeah, Jacob got most of the attention in the story, but I think Freddy's understated grumpy affections could be just as cute if given some time in the spotlight.
I'm going to be aiming for a threesome to mirror Beaver's pastor fantasy - I lean heavily on animal social traits to inform behavior and to keep things interesting, and male otter bachelors without territory wander around in big social groups, so I figure gay otters would be less monogamy-inclined than straight ones. Beavers are theoretically monogamous, but inclined towards large families, practice extra-pair copulations (when a usually monogamous species gets a little action on the side), and on the interspecies side, muskrats sometimes live in occupied beaver lodges, coexisting peacefully with the beavers. So I figure a cozy long-term interspecies three-way relationship isn't totally against beaver nature.
Did Nick graduate ZPD academy with any honors, or only Judy?
>>3601941
Especially considering said beaver has already been gangbanged by predators.
>>3601967
yeah he had the 'honor' of licking the polar bear's popsicle in order to pass
>>3601967
The cord he's wearing suggests honors. He's clearly as smart as Judy.
Reminder that you can change yourself for the better.
>>3601380
PRED LOVERS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3601976
does that count against animal social traits if he was drunk?
>>3601967
Kinda, he just took Judy's diploma, crossed out her name and added his.
>>3601788
please have a seat anon, let me tell you a little story...
>>3601976
What happens on vacation stays on vacation.
>>3601998
SHEEP FAGGOTS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3601967
what do you think anon?
>>3602010
He then used her gender to get maternity leave.
>>3602029
SHOOT IT FAGGOT!
>>3601988
Check the movie. All of the class had that though
>>3602063
Sly fox
>>3601967
There was no mention.
>>3602078
looks like everyone was special that day
800+ posts. Hot damn, guys.
>>3602069
the fox and the bun loved each other very much, so they fucked.
the end