RWBYgt Trash General #85: But you can only lactate when you

>hey guys GQ S.D.C is cancelled.
>have a good day.
why?

>>3582039
pretty sure it's not him

Don't really think that GQ anon would be such an asshole

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Marry fuck Kill
Ciel May Reese

Before we resume the story.

TQ is cancelled. Gg.

>>3582200
MQ is cancelled as well

GG no re

>>3582191
Fuck May
Marry Reese
Kill Ciel

>>3582191
Marry Ciel
Kill May
Kill Reese.

Ciel has rank and ambition.
The others are shitty memes.

>>3582191
Canon no-character Ciel, or ToddQuest OC Ciel? This is important information

>>3582039
nah just kidding
>>3582113
couldn't resist sorry.

GOOD NEWS THOUGH. ALL MY STUFF CLEARED UP. SO I CAN RUN AS SOON AS TOMORROW (maybe)

>>3582221
AQ finally got out of the funeral home and should be getting buried soon.

>>3582191
>Marry Ciel
>Fuck Reese
>Kill May Zedong

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>>3582191
Kill Reese
Fuck May
Marry Ciel Soleil

Btw loved the stories.

>>3582191
May Zedong or May O. Naise?

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>>3582191
MARRY THE FRENCH CURRY GIRL, DON'T CARE ABOUT THE REST.

>>3582279
Am I the guy that writes the most in here?

Because I can continue 4Q right now, but I don't know if I should put in on cooldown

>>3582254
>Ciel has rank and ambition
Ciel's just a student, she's on the same level as Neon as far as rank in concerned

>>3582354
also didnt mean to reply >>3582279

>>3582354
I think TQ is running atm

>>3582354
Maybe recently, but TQ's been running since thread #1 and should resume shortly.

>>3582361
I doubt an ordinary student would be made Penny's handler, regardless if she knows she's a robot or not.
Neon also wasn't an option, though I'd let her share May and Reese's fate.

>>3582393
>>3582427

Oh okay I can wait

>>3582354
Sure thing

>>3582427
Considering the amount of time she spends without Ciel, she's clearly not a handler. Just an overbearing teammate

>>3581407
"Hey, Penny."

"Yeah, boss?"

"Can you find Izzy? I've got a couple things to ask her about."

"Oh. Sure."

Your HUD crackles into view. A new addition is what appears to be a minimap. What you assume is your icon is a :^) with the ^ pointing the direction you're looking.

"Thanks, P."

"No problem!"

You follow the map which even has an animation as you get into the elevator for the upper levels of the compound.

When you reach the courtyard, you see "Izzy" as a large sphere around the barracks. Apparently Penny can't pinpoint her.

"Hey, P."

"Ya-huh?"

"How come Izzy is in a circle of area? Can't you point out her ID Tag?"

"I could, but you're being lazy."

Well she isn't wrong...

[] Might as well put in a little extra leg-work.
[] That's a waste of time, have Penny fix it.

###
What is 4Q? I think I've missed it.

>>3582604
>[] Might as well put in a little extra leg-work.
"Thanks for getting us this far at least, Pen."

>>3582604
>[] Might as well put in a little extra leg-work.
"You're lucky you're adorable penny"

>>3582604
>>3582648
this

4Q is the new abbreviation for the AnonDArcQuest thing, with Jaune having the 4chan boards as his stand

>>3582604
>[] Might as well put in a little extra leg-work.
"It's better than nothing, thanks."

4Q is the canon-breaking Jaune quest where he's controlled by the spirits of 4chan or something. I stopped following it after a couple posts.

>>3582604
>[X] Might as well put in a little extra leg-work.
I WANT TO GIVE PENNY CYBER BABIES

>>3582604
Leg Work

4Q is a metaquest about a canon character "Jaune" who'll break the reality, and time of it's canon with the power of 4chan.

>>3582717
>Copy
>Paste
>"You better take responsibility!"

>>3582604
You grumble and make a quick walk around the barracks before entering. "Anybody seen Izzy?"

"What, you two get in a fight?" One soldier asks

"Hey, leave him be. If they want to be butt-buddies, that's fine."

"B-but that's forbidden love!"

"Wait, he's gay? Damn it! Every time!"

"...Which one?"

"Well obviously Izzy. I mean Todd's not ugly, but I'm into guys with a feminine side."

"Well seeing as he takes it in the ass, I thi-OW!"

"Izzy's in the showers, mate." Mel finally answers among the conspiracy theories flying about.

[] Wait here and hang out with Mel and Chloe
[] Go check on Izzy

>>3582937
>[] Wait here and hang out with Mel and Chloe
Wait, why does Izzy shower at the barracks?
Didn't we tell her it's oaky to shower at our room?

I mean, of course she isn't happy for not letting her sleep with us this night...but still.

>>3582773
>"You better take responsibility" in stereo
>"What?" in stereo
>"No, I'm the mom!" in stereo

>>3582937
Neither of these are wrong answers
>[x] Wait here and hang out with Mel and Chloe
I guess Izzy was complaining about us just doing whatever we please, so we can hold off on barging in on the showers until she's done.

>>3582937
>[X] Wait here and hang out with Mel and Chloe

>>3582937

>[x] Wait here and hang out with Mel and Chloe

>>3582937
>[] Go check on Izzy
"Thanks"

>>3582937

You decide to hang with the potential sisters of the pole.

Now comes the single most important decision in all of TQ

[] Sit next to Mel
[] Sit next to Chloe
[] Sit across from them
[] Sit between them

>>3583100
[x] Sit next to Mel

>>3583020
>"On one hand, this conundrum has some serious philosophical ramifications about the nature of the Self... On the other hand, this is kinda like you're twins, and I've had a craving ever since this one fight back in Atlas"

>>3583100
>[] Sit across from them

>>3583100
[] Sit across from them

>>3583020
>they get into a huge fight.
>todd slowly leaves.
>No need to pay child support

>>3583100
>[x] Sit between them

>>3583100
>[] Sit next to Chloe
Earthlings gotta stick together

>>3583100
>[] Sit across from them

>>3583100
>[x] Sit across from them

>>3583100
Sit next to Chloe.

>>3583100
You take a seat at the table across from them like a normal human being.

"So how're you two holding up?"

Mel immediately blushes violently. "Ahm alright..."

Chloe merely nods. "I'm doing well today, you?"

"Not bad. What's up, Mel?" You glance at her.

The side of Mel's face outside of Chloe's view is giving you a death glare. The other side neutral. "I just had somethin spicy for breakfast."

"...You had a salad with mushrooms." Chloe states matter-of-factly. "If you got something spicy, we should talk to the chef."

"...No, Chloe, it's fine." Mel puts a hand on the girl who is moving to get up. "It's passing and I'm sure it was an accident."

[] Snarky
[] Change the subject

>>3583305
>"Well it's not wrong to put new things in your mouth sometimes. I had a really nice peach last night."

>>3583305
>maybe that salad had 67 different flavors huh?

>>3583305
>[] Change the subject
Let's not piss off all of our friends in one night.

>>3583390
It's morning, douche.

>>3583390
yeah you're right
>>3583368
changing mine to
>[] Change the subject

>>3583368
>68
You tried lad

>>3583305
No Snark, no smug. Just say only "67" with a straight face and a deadpan tone.

Nothing more is needed.

>>3583305
Give her both barrels.

>>3583305
[] Snarky
>>3583390
Would it really piss her off? We were way past pushing our luck with Jill, but we've been much snarkier and lewder with Mel

>>3583305
[] Change the subject
"So, I need to talk to Jill about an important subject, but I might have made her a little bit angry. Maybe you could put in a good word for me?"

>>3583483
we're in public.
who knows who might listen.

>>3583437
What does this mean?

>>3583507
Yeah, and. That changes nothing. Remember that time with the snack and her hand

>>3583536
Full snark. All of the snark. Both barrels' worth.

Like if you have a double barrel shotgun. Instead of just firing them individually, you fire them both at the same time for double the effect.

>>3583305
[1]
You give Mel a grin. "So you ate something bad? I had something fantastic for dinner. Really reminded me of peaches and cream."

Mel bristles, you can practically hear her thighs press against one another. "Th-that so?"

"I like peaches and cream as well. Where did you get it?" Chloe asks.

Mel glances over at Chloe, but says nothing. She's in fluster overload.

"Well it's a special place. You've gotta know the owner."

"You're already that familiar with Vale's store owners? You have a talent for people."

"Y-yeah..." Mel squeaks out an affirmative.

[] Push it past the limit
[] Go ahead and get some plot done, jeez.

>>3583701
[x] Push it past the limit

>>3583701
We should really do some plot now.

>>3583701
>[] Go ahead and get some plot done, jeez.
Okay, I've had my fun and I don't want to get Chloe's hope up for fruit we can't provide

>>3583701
>[] Go ahead and get some plot done, jeez.

>>3583701
>[] Go ahead and get some plot done, jeez.
Our last effort at pushing the lewd didn't go so well.

>>3583786
But Mel is a lewd pupper.

>>3581990
I want to FUCK Nora

>>3583701

"Anyway... I've got something I need to ask Jill, but I miiiiiight have made her a little upset with me."

"...You got her to speak to you?" Mel's fluster turns to confusion.

Chloe nods, as if quietly confirming her earlier statement.

"Well... I guess I could ask her... What's up?"

[] Exposition train
[] "Just let her know it's about that thing we talked about before I said something stupid."

>>3583912
>[] "Just let her know it's about that thing we talked about before I said something stupid."
the less people know high grade corporate secrets, the better.
for them.

>>3583912
>[] "Just let her know it's about that thing we talked about before I said something stupid."
"Sometimes my mouth works faster than my head, and it's not always a good thing."

>>3583912
>>3583928
This.

>>3583948
"And that's saying something, since you both know I can work my head pretty fa-... I think I may have a problem"

>>3583948
seconding that second part

>>3583948
this

>>3583912
"Just to continue what we were talking about before I said something stupid."

"What did you say?"

"Sometimes my mouth works faster than my head."

"Wha-"

"And that's not always a good thing."

And you've flustered her again. Good job.

###
The constant fluster has revealed an H-Scene Token to you! You may place it in your inventory or trade it for 1/2 its value in SP!

>>3584151
Inventory. Half the voters wanted to buy them anyways, so trading it in wouldn't be worth it in the long run.

>>3584151
>keep the token
oh boy.

>>3584151
Inventory
Of course we may never come to a consensus on who to use it on. But that's part of the fun, it can only truly be used when our dick are unified as one, or at least a majority

>>3584238
[x] Use it right now.

>>3584151
>[] Keep
Yay, I did something useful today by being stupid!

>>3584238
>Izzy's dad

>>3584151
keep it

>>3584238
Why don't we use it on one of the canon girls CYOA doesn't want to write for? Like Velvet. Or Pyrrha. Or Yang?

H-Tokens were a mistake
- CYOAnon

>>3584280
he has no problem writing for them - the voters are just autistic and fuck it up every time.

>>3584151
keep it.
save it for a boss battle.

>>3584280
I'd go for a threesome with Pyrrha and Yang.

>>3584280
We don't need a token for Velvet, I think he's just making us work for Yang, and Pyrrha a shit.
Besides, finding smut of the canon girls is nothing; but this quest is the only place to get smut of TQ characters

>>3584341
This.
Figuratively fuck the canon girls, literally fuck the TQ girls.

>>3584341
That's not my fault! I've given everyone free reign to write them being violated however you want.

>>3584341
>mfw I will never get smut of my waifu because it's become a meme to ignore her

>>3584386
>waifuing a meme
The Neon obsession thread is the other one.

>>3584386
Pi uses her semblance to jack our H-Token and then uses it on Todd.

>>3584368
Yeah, but we don't know them like you do
Also, laziness

>>3584386
There's really nothing to her character outside of the meme as of now. Hell, we had more interaction with Brass than Pi

>>3584151

Izzy exits the shower, toweling her head. "Oh, hey." She immediately greets you.

"Hey." You wave.

"The lovers lock eyes once more!"

"Kyaa~"

"That's still forbidden love."

"You don't have to like girls, but at least give me babies!"

"...Could you BE thirstier? Ow!"

Izzy just sighs. Of COURSE you being in the room has triggered some stupid shit. "What's up?" She plops next to you.

"I had some questions for you..."

[] We should go somewhere else
[] Mel and Chloe are fine.

>>3584462
>[] We should go somewhere else
As I said before - the less people know corporate secrets, the better

>>3584462
>[] We should go somewhere else
Let's keep this between only those who know of Peng's existence.

>>3584405
That... That's not her semblance... I mean even IF in-game characters could affect meta items, the only person who could take it without notice is...

Heh... Heheheheheheh.... HUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!

>>3584462
>[] We should go somewhere else

>>3584486
you know, I don't even care about your teasing anymore.

>>3584511
Well that just sounds like a challenge.

>>3584462
What ARE the questions we have for her? I know we gotta check on cali and joke about Jill underestimating Izzy's vagina.
>[] Mel and Chloe are fine.
Honestly, I just want to see the characters having non-Todd interactions

>>3584511
>The people who have access to the meta inventory by being leads and NPC's

>Emilia
>Todd
>Mayo

>>3584519
Basically just some general questions about her dad, the... Fishing... Company... That had a name which I've forgotten. And where exactly she got Peng's source material.

>>3584462
>[] We should go somewhere else

>>3584529
>Jill

>>3584529
>Mayo has access
>Can prove Weinstein's infidelity by using the H-token on him

The perfect crime!

>>3584462

"We should probably head somewhere else. It's stuff we don't need everyone hearing."

"Woooooooooo~p! Ow!"

Why does that guy keep letting himself get punched? Whatever.

"Oh. Sure. Something about last night then?"

"Ow! I didn't say anything!"

"You were gonna!"

You quickly exit the barracks with Izzy, slipping behind the cafeteria.

"So. What's up? I'm guessing there's a reason you didn't want me back in your room last night."

"Yeah, turns out that sword and Peng are... Similar."

"...Jill's been using a grimm to get so strong?"

[] Guess so, but that's not what I'm talking about
[] I don't think so.
[] Let's stay on topic.

>>3584675
>needing to cheat on our first objective

>>3584698
[x] I don't think so.

>>3584708
It's not cheating, it's a legitimate game strategy.

>>3584675
I mean... That's an entirely valid method and I actually expected people to go for the "seduce" option.

Also it's Winestein.

Like Wine the color.

>>3584698
>[] I don't think so.

If she has a band, but we don't see grimm traits, that means she surpresses them and still is stronk.

>>3584698
>[] I don't think so

>>3584675
I dunno, I think Mayo is fundamentally incapable of getting lucky
>>3584698
[] I don't think so
She's got the same or similar bracer situation as us. If she was accessing it's power she'd be more Grimm-y wouldn't she

>>3584698
"I don't think that's where all of her power comes from, but it seems like she had similar boons, yes."

>>3584698

"I don't think so."

"Wha-But that's why you got so tough suddenly isn't it?"

"Well yeah, but..."

"But what?"

"Well she's got one of these." You tug your glove off and show your bracer.

"...What is it?"

The bracer warbles a bit and you feel a brief experience rush into your body.

[] Limited Release for show
[] Just explain

###
{Bracer Ability Unlocked} -How convenient

Limited Release (Locked Only): Reveal the appearance related to your affliction. This does not affect stats -1PP

>>3584913
>[] Just explain
save the PP

>>3584763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I

>>3584913
[x] Just explain

>>3584913
Just explain.
If I remember right, we only get 3 PP a day, and locking it requires 3, so if we partially unlock it to show it off, we might be able to lock it back up.

>>3584763
>I dunno, I think Mayo is fundamentally incapable of getting lucky
wasn't that the downside we chose for her semblance?

>>3584939
PP is a daily allotment. You currently have 2/3

If you're worried about a waste, you can't really do anything else with it today. You can reveal it and re-lock it to 0/3 your PP. But it'll be back the next day. It costs 3PP to fully release.

>>3584964
might not be able to lock it back up*

You don't have to change your choices if you don't want, but there's some misinformation moving around.

Rebellion Bracer Lv1: 3/3 PP
Reversion: Lock your grimm traits -1PP
Unleash (Locked Only): Unlock your grimm traits -3PP
Battlefury (Unlocked Only): Take a ride on the wild side -1PP

>>3584989
Ah, seems I remembered wrong.
Still, just explain it. If she doesn't believe us/get it, we can show her.

>[] Just explain

btw guys im curious.
What are your first impressions of a Cyoa (whichever one you want) and what are your impressions now of it.

like my first impression of WQ was Whitefang murder funtime.
Now it's criminal adventures with fluffy ears.

>>3584913
then change >>3584939 to
>show it

>>3584913
>[] Limited Release for show
We look sexy in Grimm Form.

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>>3585033
my first impression of JQ was boring-ass non-hunter normie business
Now it's NOTHING BECAUSE IT'S DEAD

>>3585033
>TQ
"Alright, not big on Quests, but Thatch told me to try it, so I will."
"Savior of the Thread."
>JQ
"Oh, cool, Thatch's making his own to supplement his desire for less smut-oriented quests. Could be fun."
"The Waifu Wars and Kepplefags ruined everything."
>MQ
"Huh. Murder mysteries aren't really my thing, but I like Dry, I'll give it a shot."
"I'm too stupid to solve anything, but it was a fun ride while it lasted/lasts (Thanks MQII)."
>WQ
"White Fang arsonist in prison with Roman, nice."
"We should have stuck with Hat Man and friends."

>>3585033
>GQ
"Oh hey smut!"
"Why does my smut have a plot?"

>>3584913
"Well, this happened when you left, it uh... Well locks away what the grimm was doing."

"No wonder you seemed a lot less intimidating."

"Hurtful." You chide. "Anyway, with this, if I want to be that way again, I have to let it out."

"Why don't you leave it out then?"

"Because it turns my hair white."

"...I think you'd look hot with white hair."

"Thanks? But I don't really need to be relateable to grimm while actually holding part of an ancient one."

"...Good point... Still..."

She gives you a sly smile. "You could show me some time."

Did it get hot in here? Why does it seem hot in here?

[] O-okay.
[] Y-yeah, some other time.
[] It seems dangerous to play with this kind of thing.

####
>>3585033
TQ was originally a "well I'll just fuck around a few days, then someone else will do a better one and I'll fade into obscurity." thing.

Then it kept getting bigger.

>>3585224
I try and try to keep reading this, but the lack of indication on who's talking keeps making me confused

Maybe it's just my fault

It probably is

>>3585224
Woah there, Todd getting flustered?
What is going on?
>[] O-okay.

>>3585224
Fuck it, Izzy's into it, do it.
"Why not now?" Wink.

>>3585224
[x] It seems dangerous to play with this kind of thing.

>>3585224
>[] O-okay.
Flustered Todd is best Todd

>>3585280
Todd normally starts anything following a choice.

Anything with a "you" action is Todd.

Anything with a "he/she" action is not Todd.

T: "Well, this-
I: "No wonder-
T: "Hurtful."
I: "Why don't you-
etc

>>3585280

T to I: "Well, this happened when you left, it uh... Well locks away what the grimm was doing."

I to T: "No wonder you seemed a lot less intimidating."

T to I: "Hurtful." You chide. "Anyway, with this, if I want to be that way again, I have to let it out."

I to T: "Why don't you leave it out then?"

T to I: "Because it turns my hair white."

I to T: "...I think you'd look hot with white hair."

T to I: "Thanks? But I don't really need to be relateable to grimm while actually holding part of an ancient one."

I to T:"...Good point... Still..."

She gives you a sly smile. "You could show me some time."

T to YOU: Did it get hot in here? Why does it seem hot in here?

>>3585224
>[] O-okay.

>>3585335
Forgot to mention that it follows standard writing rules of a new paragraph for each speaker.

>>3585224
>[] It seems dangerous to play with this kind of thing.

>>3585033
with GQ I was using it to test out a homebrew i made, with smut involved.

Now it's just. I GOT ALL THESE NEW MOVES TO TEST OUT, A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE! SMUT FOR THE SMUT GOD! SONO CHI NO SADAME! (do people actually fap to my quest?)

>>3585224
>[] O-okay.
Don't drop your spaghetti Todd, you're better than that.

>>3585224
>[] O-okay.
CYOA you rascal, you know my weakness.

>>3585224

Your bracer snaps, power briefly surging into you from your arm up into your chest to the tips of your hair, dissipating a moment later.

"O-okay."

"You did it before you said anything." Izzy moves closer. "But I like it."

"Usually I don't do things premature like that."

"Don't I know it..." Izzy leans against your chest. "But I like the look."

Her hand slowly trails down your abdomen, index and ring finger pressing on the sides of your manhood through your pants, middle finger massaging gently.

[] Izzy I've got some actual questions though.
[] Real quick, okay?

>>3585491
[x] Real quick, okay?

>>3585491
>[] Izzy I've got some actual questions though.
When did Izzy become like that...?

Also, we're not far away from the barracks. Doing it could blow her cover.

>>3585491
[] Real quick, okay?
"I hope you're not just teasing, I'm pretty sure I get dumber if I'm blueballed too hard"
First Peng, now this? Izzy, you've got some weird fetishes

>>3585538
Maybe she's just got a serious thing for white hair?

>>3585491
>[X] Izzy I've got some actual questions though.

>>3585543
Right, we still have to speak to Valentine about the Last Car thing and how to get rid of it.

>>3585491
>[] Real quick, okay?

>>3585538
Depending on what she does, it doesn't need to be her cover she's blowing. They all already think we're gay anyway

>>3585555
Quad bonus: Vote 2-count

>>3585491
>[] Izzy I've got some actual questions though.

>>3585491
"Are you sure we should do this right by the barracks? It could blow your cover. We can do it any other time in my room. Just not like this tonight. I only have enough power left to turn it off, not back on today."
If she's ok with the risk, then go for it.

>>3585563
In the grand scheme of things, 1 point of intelligence isn't a huge loss. I don't think we can get rid of it, we just have to not let it build up

>>3585563
>The Last Car
>Blue Balls
>-1 INT
RvB Reference m8

>>3585568
and I still wonder why they think that.

>>3585491
>[] Real quick, okay?
CYOA pls

>tfw it's a trap and her revenge for teasing her last night in the shower

>>3585656
Well, they're two hot "guys", practically inseparable, asked to shower together privately on the way here, Todd kissed Turq that one time. And there was the time where everyone was giving them looks the morning after they banged

>>3585563
>>3585610
>>3585614

It was a gag. It's not on the character sheet and was not calculated.

>>3585686
That last one, that's the one.

Scuttlebutt says Izzy is Todd's sissyboy.

>>3585491
>[] Real quick, okay?
I never figured you were one for giving the girls more than one h-scene

>>3585614
>>3585693
>Blue, Caboose, -1
Son of a bitch, I've been had.

>>3585722
I suppose technically playing into those rumours is the best way to hide Izzy's secret. Plus it's pretty funny.
I say godspeed to scuttlebutt and their rumours

>>3585693
Kek.
Nice.

>>3585727
We've had multiple with Ciel and Valentine, and only just started banging anyone that we see daily like Izzy or BTCH. Everyone else just isn't around Todd as much.

>>3585543
>First Peng, now this? Izzy, you've got some weird fetishes
>Izzy's the one with the Grimm fetish
>BFFs with Cece
Oh wait no, that would involve Izzy not being a loser with no friends

>>3585686
when I asked if the looks were from being too loud everybody told me no one in the barracks would hear if someone in the operator quarters had sex...

>>3585491
[2]

"Izzy, come on... I've got some actual questions. It's important."

Her finger moves down, her palm pressing the base of your tool. "Oh... Really?"

"Seriously, Izzy, what if someone sees?"

"Well they already think we're gay..." She presses harder. "Besides, you kicked me out so early last night."

"Izzy, seriously. After."

"I don't wanna do it after..." She grips your shaft suddenly.

This doesn't seem right at all... Not the handjob itself, that's okay, but the rest of it is wrong.
###

>>3585727
Is that weird if I do or don't? I have nothing against it.

>>3585861
Operator quarters only have one bed, anon. I've shared my bed with my brothers before, but I've never gotten in bed with another dude, even dudes I'm casual with. That's just weird.

>>3585888
Welp, I guess we have to go Limited Release all the time now.

The ###'s mean you done for tonight, or just taking a break?

>>3585888
thank you Todd, for being more reasonable than most of your voters for once...

>>3585927
>but I've never gotten in bed with another dude, even dudes I'm casual with. That's just weird.
that's an opinion...

and they immeadiately all know that Izzy's been sleeping in our bed?
of course they do, because apparently they also allread our files..

>>3585888
>This doesn't seem right at all... Not the handjob itself, that's okay, but the rest of it is wrong.
Are we actually being felt up by Emerald or Neo or something? Or is that our Insight warning us of danger as Jill is about to walk in?

>>3585888

"Izzy, enough." You slowly press her off.

"Should I deploy countermeasures, boss?"

"What?"

"Hmm?" Izzy glances up at you.

"Riot countermeasures also work against rapists! I'm chastity-ready!"

[] I don't think that's necessary
[] Do it, just don't actually hurt her.

>>3586043
"Stand down, Penny."

>>3586043
[x] I don't think that's necessary

>>3586043
>[] I don't think that's necessary

>>3586043
If at least one person smiled at "I'm chastity-ready" my job is done.

>>3586043
>[] I don't think that's necessary
That sounds hilarious, but it's probably best to pass for now

>>3586043
>[] I don't think that's necessary

>>3586089
I did.

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>>3586089
[] Do it, just don't actually hurt her.

>>3586043
>[] Do it, just don't actually hurt her.
TIME FOR SHENANIGANS

>>3586043
[x] Do it, just don't actually hurt her.

Jefe versus Todd buttfucking match

Jefe has his harem (counting Harvey) as support

Who wins?

>>3586630
what do you mean?
Like are they going after each other, or their harem?

>>3586630
Todd.

Better dick, fairer lasses.

>>3586630
jefe

>>3586043
"It's fine." You ask P3N1 to not taze Izzy.

"Oookaaay..." She seems legitimately disappointed to have lost the opportunity to taze the shit out of someone.

"Izzy, stop it." You say firmer, holding her out.

She finally seems to calm down. "Ah... I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."

"It's fine, just maybe tone that down a little."

"Uh... Right." Her scar lights up a little. "What did you want to ask about?"

"Well to start of... Where did you find the stuff you made the knife out of?"

"Multi-form wire gladius."

"...Yeah, that."

"It was in a closed box at my house."

"Do you know where it came from?"

"Dad's company."

"So when you said it was hard to get it..."

"I meant there wasn't any more."

"So with Jill's sword being the same way, your old man's company is up to some shady stuff... Is there anything you might know about it?"

"Not really, I'm only involved with the company by name. I don't really handle anything."

"Is there any way you could find out?"

"Well... I think I'm still officially in the computer system, but I've never logged in. I'm sure if I did, whoever is doing that would notice, right?"

[] We can just say your dad. He's obviously behind this.
[] Yeah. Wonder who could be behind this.

>>3586682
after each other

First one to ahegao loses

>>3586724
[x] We can just say your dad.

>>3586724
>[] Yeah. Wonder who could be behind this.

>>3586724
>[] Yeah. Wonder who could be behind this.

>>3586734
Todd.

>>3586724
>[] Yeah. Wonder who could be behind this.
"Also, by toning it down I meant.. not always.
It was kinda hot..~"

>>3586724

"They'd probably notice, yeah. I wonder who could be behind this anyway?"

"I mean probably my dad."

"Oh thank God. I didn't want to say it."

"I mean he's in charge, of course he'd know, right?"

"Well I guess it's not impossible for it to be someone else, but yeah, probably."

"Wait, why didn't you want to say it?"

[] I didn't want you to think I thought your dad was evil.
[] No reason.
[] Freeform

>>3587002
[x] "I'm stupid and sometimes make silly decisions."

>>3587002
"accusing one's father-in-law seems unpolite."

>>3587002
>[x] I didn't want you to think I thought your dad was evil.

>>3587059
THIS
MORE FLUSTER!

>>3587059
secoding

>>3587002
>>3587059

>>3587077
>>3587143
>>3587167
I expected some people to go "ha ha don't push your waifu"

let's hope we don't already seal the harem off with this.

>>3587002
>>3587059
This'ing

>>3587002

"Well y'know. It's impolite to accuse your father-in-law."

"Huh. That makes sense." Izzy nods quietly. "I guess he'd appreciate the thought."

Well... That happened.

Are YOU shocked?
[] Y
[] N

>>3587288
>[] N
Her lust is evident.
And I'm ok with it.

>>3587288
>[] N
I'm sure he would, he seems like a vain asshole.

>>3587288
best girl fucking confirmed

I'm not shocked, maybe a bit surprised and disappointed, hoped for fluster

>>3587288
>i meant jill

>>3587378
OPTION ADDED.

VOTE EXTENDED.

GORILLA FATE IS TURNING.

REBEL ONE.

ACTION.

>>3587288
>[] Y
We did it Todd, we achieved the dream.

Dream..

Wait, fuck!

>>3587288
[] Y
Shocked, but not unhappy
>let's hope we don't already seal the harem off with this
She said she was cool with it, but naturally as wife she'd take the role as top girl over any potential mistresses. One of the many benefits of putting a ring on it... If Peng hadn't already put a "ring" on us first

>>3587416
Part of yourself pinches itself

Owie.

>>3587378
>>3587415
Oh it's so tempting, it truly is. But Jill is a way sore subject with her, and it's not worth risking it just to see how bright her scar can light up
[] Y

>>3587415
Dryden, no

>>3587378

I second this emotion.

Man, I am such a trouble-maker tonight.

>>3585156

Kek, Chi
There was nothing I could've done to prevent the war.
It was inevitable.

>>3587954
The general consensus during/after JQI was for Smoke.
Had you not brought in Keppel or thrown Snails and Bee at Jasper, I'm sure war would have been avoided. At the very least, casualties reduced.

>>3587288
>[] Y

>>3588031

Was I just supposed to ignore their feelings?
That's harsh.

>>3588031
With that very same logic, he could've avoided it even more by not throwing Smoke at Jasper. Imagine if they just avoided romance altogether

>>3588110
>Imagine if they just avoided romance altogether
We know it's you, Heloise.

>>3588110

Neutral was an option though.
Not harem I mean.

Just what Soap and the whole friend motif thing going on.

>>3588159
You can't prove nuthin' ma chérie
>>3588175
The real question is, was harem ever an option?

>>3587288
[2]

"Wait... What?"

"What?"

"You just accepted that like it was nothing?"

"Well yeah... Why wouldn't I?"

"Well we aren't married."

"I mean you're already wearing a ring."

"That's-"

"And I gave you my virginity."

"Well-"

"I even said specifically I'm okay with you seeing other women."

"..."

"I mean did you need paperwork or isn't it official enough?"

[] I mean I kinda wanted paperwork... () Scuff your foot
[] No, I guess that's cool.

>>3588397
>[] No, I guess that's cool.

>>3588397
[x] No, I guess that's cool. You cool with having, like, 20 kids?

>>3588332
>was harem ever an option?

I just find the idea very odd, but anything is possible I guess.
But as usual, I won't hand it to you just like that

>>3588397
>[] I mean I kinda wanted paperwork... (x) Scuff your foot
"What am I, some cheap whore? I didn't even get my autumn wedding with a huge cake"

>>3588397
>[] No, I guess that's cool.

>>3588159
>not wanting to be French knight hellbent on avenging your husbando

>>3588397
>[] No, I guess that's cool. (x) Scuff your foot
"C-can I at least get an 'I do', and a kiss?"
>tfw no fairytale wedding

>>3588397

changing
>>3588415
to
>>3588571

>>3588397
>>3588571
This
>Todd will never get his wedding dress

Nero Here, gonna log off soon, Just wanna ask, what kind of Nora do you like?

The one that's insecure about herself and can be broken easily

Or the one that seems like a 24-hour battery and can rape you while you're asleep?

I need this for reasons

What are your favorite non-oc waifus?

>>3588625
>Or the one that seems like a 24-hour battery and can rape you while you're asleep?
Perfect
Not to mention, failing that we can just hook her up to a car battery and make her into that, nipple clamps shouldn't be hard to procure

>>3588625
Little of both?
>>3588643
Nora.

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>>3588643
Who cares

>>3588625
I mean insecure seems out of character but I don't like battery, so... Neither?

>>3588643
Ruby

Everything else is mediocre

>>3588625
The 24-hour battery

>>3588625
A little bit of 1, mostly 2

>>3588643
pyrrha!
;_;

>>3588397

Can you quote this post with your votes for an accurate count?

[] Paperwork () I want that August wedding with a huge cake
[] It's cool () Can I still get an 'I do' and a kiss?

>>3588666
Insecure thing is mostly coming from a shit-ton of headcanons, plus her theme song being way more personal than her overall personality

>>3588643
Honestly none of them.
Ruby's a kid to me.
Weiss is inconsistent.
Blake's a deserter.
Yang's a violent retard.
Nora's a violent retard.
Pyrrha's dead.
Etc.

>>3588625
>24-hour battery and can rape you while you're asleep

>>3588715
>[] It's cool () Can I still get an 'I do' and a kiss?

>>3588715
>[] It's cool () Can I still get an 'I do' and a kiss?

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>>3588643

>>3588715
>[x] It's cool (x) Can I still get an 'I do' and a kiss?

>>3588715
>[x] It's cool (x) Can I still get an 'I do' and a kiss?
He's still gonna get that cake, but that's a problem for later

>>3588715
>[] It's cool () Can I still get an 'I do' and a kiss?
I didn't get to vote the first time because thunderstorms are the bane of satellite internet.

>>3588911
the actual bane of satellite internet are meteors, but they don't occur as often as thunderstorms.

Jeez, that turned really one sided.

Jefe coming in and killing izzy, while todd watches when?

>>3588975
I was all about Todd pretending to be a bridezilla, but this seemed cuter

>>3588975
I think it's the mental image of Todd being bashfully cute rather than snarky and lewd.

>>3588950
>Meteors

Not as bad as you might think as they've built is ablative armor into most modern communications satellites.

>>3589009
Just before Todd bends Jefe over and assfucks him into a Grimm-based ash worthy of his corrupted waifu.

>>3589027

What about alien invasions?

>>3589020
I'm in love with that ever since he got flustered by helping Izzy with her bindings back on the airship

I like the idea of Todd being suave and snarky around every girl, but with Izzy he's just reduced to a jittery, butterfly-filled cutesy mess with a big dick.

>>3589064
They break our internet, they lose our porn. They wouldn't even dare

>>3589057
>Todd using Peng as a condom for fucking Jefe

>>3589094
>tfw porn was created to protect humanity from interstellar annihilation
>10,000 years ago, aliens visited our primal ancestors and threatened to kill them
>our ancestors just started fucking in plain view, and this amazed and scared the aliens so much that they fled and masturbated furiously

>GOD TIER
Ruby
Penny
>Good Tier
Yang
Weiss
Nora
>acceptable tier
Winter
Velvet
Blake
>Mediocre tier
Coco
Glynda
Emerald
>Shit tier
Cinder
Pyrrha
Meme cat

Fight me

>>3589009
Jefe knotting Izzy when?

>>3589172
>Nora below anyone
>Yang and Weiss that high
>Blake above anyone
>Winter and Emerald that low

Everything else is about right.

>>3589095
Who would Todd let put it in his butt?

>>3589277
>implying Jefe has a choice
But Ciel probably would. Also maybe Izzy.
And Deery definitely would.

>>3589277
[spoiler]Jasper[/spoiler]

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>>3589255
You're right, Yang shouldn't be that high, she should be higher.

>>3589255
Blake at least makes you want to hold her and try and fix her shit up, also hot body

Cinder and Pyrrha's voices are unbearable and Pyrrha's personality is as bland as white bread

Also I tought Meme Cat was a monkey at first

>>3589325
Her personality annoys me too much to be beyond 'middle-of-the-pack' tier.

>>3589337
Blake makes me want to push her in a whole and call her Edgar. Having the default base attractive female model means nothing in RWBY.

I agree with Cinder's voice and Pyrrha's personality. I like Jen's VAing.

Meme cat a shit.

>>3589412
in a hole*

>>3589337
well to each their own.

i actually really liked pyrrha's.
Weiss a close second (i guess technically shes first now.)

>>3588715

"I guess it's fine... But uhh..." You dig your toes into your boot. "Could I still get an 'I do' and a kiss?"

Izzy blinks. "...You... Seriously?"

"Well yeah. Just something a little bit official, y'know?"

Izzy rolls her eyes. "You're lucky you're cute."

She folds her arms. "Well?"

"Well what?"

"Aren't you gonna ask?"

>>3589412
Oh, well Yang's personality is deeper than memes and punching to me, but that's not canon yet.

>>3589455

[] Take a knee
[] Just ask, she's clearly not super into ceremony.
[] Ask like a total doof

>>3589455
And for a brief moment, Todd forgot he didn't have a vagina

>>3589455
>Do the whole spiel, cheesy as fuck and everything

I haven't been here for months how have things going in MQ and TQ? Peng is okay right?

>>3589455
Go to your knee and take her hand "Isabella Marus (please correct if I got it wrong Trucker-senpai), will you marry me?

>>3589503
>[] Take a knee
Gotta do it right
Though I am tempted to slip in a "And please say yes, because I think Valentine has some sinister plans for me involving a cock ring if you don't"

>>3589507
What?

>>3589503
>[x] Just ask, she's clearly not super into ceremony.

>>3589546
Peng is dead

Marigold is broken

JQ is dead

Goodbye forever

>>3589564
I'm joking about Todd forgetting he's the man in the relationship

>>3589546
MQ fell into darkness

Peng is no longer in Todd's head, but a difficult to describe position of being on his wrist and in the knife.

>>3589604
Oh. I didn't get it.

I was playing with the idea of Izzy asking, but that'd be more something Ms. Hunter would do.

>>3589503
>just ask
Woah, I just made a little joke and now we're proposing...geeez

>>3589592
>Marigold is broken
How?

i just realized something.
TQ has a human slowly becoming a Grimm.
GQ is the fucking opposite, with a Grimm slowly becoming human.

I cant believe i did not realize that sooner.

>>3589643
Hey man your fault you opened your mouth

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>>3589592
>>3589606
What the fuck happened? Time to take a dive in the archives. Quick question though, what happened to the deer with the big butt?

>>3589670
>just now noticing

>>3589709
Attempted to kill Ironwood, failed horribly, and now is in a small, small box in the big, big Vacuoan desert.

>>3589709
Military prison after attacking Ironwood.

>>3589503
[x] Take a knee
>>3589555
>"Ha ha very funny todd, way to ruin the moment"
>"No, I'm serious. I'm scared, I don't think my armors anti-rape measures would be able to stop her"
>"... Your armor has anti-rape measures?"
>"Ooooh man Izzy, you don't even know what kind of bullet you dodged... I guess it's a taser technically, at least"

>>3589670
>Dick size
>Every girl wants it
>Amazing at sex

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

HAVE WE EVER SEEN GQ AND TQ RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME TOGETHER?!

COINCIDENCE?!

I DON'T THINK SO

>>3589503
>tfw in the moment we ask, Ciel comes around the corner
RIP Soleil

>>3589737
My god...

NERO THEY'RE ONTO ME. RUN. SAVE MYSELF!

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>>3589740
She'll always have Penny... oh wait, no she won't.

>>3589709
Still in prison, but I think CYOA hinted something about our first operative assignment might involve her

>>3589555
>"Oh. Oooh. I should...talk to her...about that."
>"Izzy...your scar is lighting up.."
>"W-What? No!"
We should have that Izzy Doc Threesome this night.

Pasterino donerino.
Gotta go now.
Pls include in next thred.

http://pastebin.com/ATJbuuUm

>>3589773
Nero runs 4Q though

>>3589812
>celebrate our engagement with best girl with a threesome with best wingwoman
I can dig it, but it's still early in the day. We should get some plot out of the way after this.

>>3589737
JEFE IS BAD END TODD CONFIRMED!

>>3589774
>Ciel is TQ's Beesting

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>>3589830
Oh.

See how little I know about people?

This is embarrassing...

>>3589893
Grimm runs GQ.

>>3589812
>Valentine is an ordained minister somehow and performs the ceremony
>Demands dick as payment, can't make a living if you don't at least get a tip
>>3589863
No anon, Ciel actually got what she wanted for a while. She had a chance

so what stuff can we attribute to LIST?

I've only been here a moth or two so I only know that they gave Jaune the whole RWBY chronolgy in VHS form

But what else?

Can LIST be stopped?

Could a sufficiently meta Jaune be able to destroy LIST once and for all?

>>3589956
>Ciel performs the weird ceremony
>somewhere, some girl falls in love with Alison Wunderland, without even knowing who that is

I doubt Jefe's body would allow a soul the size of a human's to take residence within, seeing as how Grimm aren't meant to be living creatures, just sort of phantoms that exist only to rip and tear all of man for whatever reason

>>3589959
They also made Project Lazarus to resurrect Leroy's dad.

>>3589995
*Valentine
You confused me

>>3589959
LIST cannot be destroyed.
However they can be pushed back, there is a turtle sealed away from LIST that can help.
I forgot his name

>>3590033
Professor Plushworth?

>>3590006
To add to this.
>Krieger is Silver Chariot
>Silver Chatiot is Polnareff's stand.
>Polnareff has to live on as/in a turtle.
Pottery.

>>3590006
>Project Lazarus
Nice to see that LIST has taken inspiration from Cerberus
Those guys truly have humanity's best interests at heart

>>3589959
I think they're just observers in any quest besides 4Q

>>3590095
>LIST does not know about 4Q
>Jaune's powers are literally about going meta as fuck
>Jaune could take LIST by surprise

>>3590095
>make a joke about a Rick&Morty-esque league of turtles
>it sticks
>make a joke about marrying Izzy
>it sticks
Jesus Christ I should shut up..

Nero here since we're talking about meta

Just how fucking meta do you want me to go? Cuz I have ideas that I don't even know if they should be considered meta or something else entirely

>>3590173
I want it to be so fucking meta that the quest starts to collect AI fragments and armor abilities

>>3589455

You lower yourself to the ground, setting your knee on the cement.

"What are you-"

"Isabelle Marian."

"Hey, not so loud with that..."

"Will you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me?" You take her hand into both of your own, looking up into her eyes.

For a moment, she starts to recoil, her scar lighting up. "Y-yeah... Or... Sorry. I do? Wait... That sounds wrong... I will?"

You stand up, leaning down to give her a kiss. You feel her step onto your boots to reciprocate.

As you break the kiss, you can't help yourself. "And are you cool with having like... Twenty kids?"

"...Do they all have to be mine?"

>>3590173
meta enough for big jokes and funny situations.
nothing game breaking.

>>3590137
Both of those are good things, though.
It's not like your actions caused a grown man to attempt jacking off a 14 year old boy or anything.

>>3590208
Kek.

>>3590219
"I suppose not."

>>3590137
I was perfectly fine with Mr. Cuddleshell simply being the strongest. Now he's apparently some kind of turtle holder of the triforce of courage who "for the greater good" works with LIST.

Oh. My AC just clicked off and really hot air is filling the truck. brb.

>>3590219
>"yes"
>"plus 20 more from unknown sources"
>"Interlaced of course, so you don't have to raise them all at once"
>"See? I care about you"