/sug/ - Steven Universe General It's Time To Stop Edit

Fucking finally, thanks anon.

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All right, guys, it's story time. I'm going to dump the best story from the SU comics. Get comfy and settle in.

Priority over-ride
New thread found
Most post, in order to expand scope of mission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI

hey 1 to 3 people here will spam a shitty thread here's a reminder of new bread when this is toasted.

>>3551258
>>3551885
>>3552173

>>3564000
kill yourself

I am glad we invited these threads
>>3552173
>>3551258
And not the other one that is already too polluted
Keeps things here nice and tidy

>>3564000
Brad, please

>>3564029
you are bad at this don't worry we'll show you how bad as much as you like.

>>3564088
not brad no whammies, sometimes you just have to learn to cope with that person not being the boogy man like you think.

there are plenty of others worse ;)

>>3564031
kill yourself faggot

>>3564101
>that sentence structure
wew lad

you autists are a hundred thousand times worse than the ponyfags

>>3564164
Nigga really
Where do you thing the sug community originated from?

>>3564164
No hooves
Filthy human
Horse pussy
I want to cum inside Rainboe Dasf
Best Pony is Rarity
Princest Molestia
...

>>3564189
I've never seen any episodes of MLP.

>>3564189
mental wards and daycare centers

>>3564147
Why
I am not Brad
I am your side anon

>>3564253
Why not?

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And done. What did you guys think?

>>3564299
It doesn't interest me.

>>3564420
Pearl a cute!

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these comics arent canon, are they?

>>3564450
They're secondary canon, meaning they're canon unless they get contradicted by the show.

>>3564450
They're soft canon, where they're canon until contradicted in the show.

>>3564420
I am not done reading yet faggot
fucking chill

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Pearl best gem forever in a row, will her position ever be challenged? No.

>>3564517
Take your time, man. Didn't realize I was dumping faster than you guys were reading.

... er...

Why isn't this on /co/? Was Steven Universe banned from there or something?

>>3564609
Because /co/ is shit

not because of banned (sometimes)

>>3564483
>>3564489
>Connie Day is canon
Fuck this show. Dropped so hard.

>>3564690
Lol

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d o n t t r u s t t h e m

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>>3564690
You don't know how to read, do you?

Also, is this the third or fourth time you drop the show forever?

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Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server!

https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP

everyone is welcome!

We are all going to make it anons! Everyone cheer up! Emptiness should not be the norm for us.

>>3564609
/sug/ is banned during the hiatus.

>>3564420
That was nice, thanks a lot.

>>3564740
At what point has the show contradicted that comic yet?

>>3564823
Glad you liked it.

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>>3564236

>>3564747
nice try brad.

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>you will never be able to go inside Pearl's gem

It makes me so sad we have this kind of person around... dude, you have all the other boards, generals and shows to shit on, yet you come here, bring drama, impersonate others, call out people who aren't licking your balls and there's so much more!

Tell me, do you take pleasure from making others feel bad? From lying right in people's faces? Do you take pleasure from faking being someone and acting as someone you aren't? No remorse? Nothing?

Yes, this is 4chan but you need to GROW UP. I dunno, learn something new, have hobby, get out of internet for a while. It's been some months that you are here and how long do you intend to keep going with this? How far?

People say this hiatus is the worst and I can only imagine the reason...

You're the worst thing to ever happen in these threads and I hope you die as soon as possible and in the most painful way.

goodnight again sug
see you in the morning
May you dream of being inside of best gem

>>3565556
Good night!

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>>3565475
hey i heard that, speaking of which here's the new threads too:

>>3565548
>>3565055
>>3551258

>>3565556
Sweet dreams, lovely anon.

There are seven /sug/ threads on this board right now.

>>3565658
This is why it's best to ignore Brad completely, but most of /sug/ doesn't give enough of a shit.
It should have been obvious when he kept linking the multiple threads he's made.

>>3565658
It's truly amazing what shitposting can do.

>>3565658
That's because Brad keeps making new ones, trying to lure us into them. This is the only real /sug/ thread up right now, other than the one that ran out of image space.

>>3565723
The Gardevoir one is worse, though.

He took another thread today.

>>3565748
>only real /sug/

are you fucking autistic enough to believe what your saying right now or are you fucking autistic holy shit.

like all of a sudden your op is some how more legit in magic land ahahahahhhahha

>>3565658
>>3565720
>>3565723
>>3565748
>>3565748
Just report whenever he posts multiple threads, screencaps, discord links..
Report, it worked with other users, it'll work with him

>>3565748
Don't reply

Don't
Reply

>>3565810
But it is an objectively better OP.

>>3565870
you are objectively virginal autistic right?

>>3565889
>Actually thinks this is an insult
Wanna know how I know you're from Reddit?

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You know what might make this thread better? Another story. Dumping a shorter one this time.

>>3565933
wanna know how i know your a kid? ;)

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And here's the last page.

>>3565475
>Tell me, do you take pleasure from making others feel bad? From lying right in people's faces?

Would love to know what you're talking about with this, friend!!!!

>Do you take pleasure from faking being someone and acting as someone you aren't?
Yeah it's fun

>No remorse? Nothing?
no regrets here!!!

>have hobby
Download my new hit progressive rock album SNAKES here!!!

https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/album/snakes-2

>I hope you die as soon as possible and in the most painful way.
Hope you have a good night as well!!

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>>3566013
thank you anon these comics are nice thanks for sharing

>>3566347
You're welcome. I'm glad someone's reading them, anyway.

>>3566421
it's nice to have something to read before going to bed. thank you anon

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>>3566421
Thanks, Anon.

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Thread spamming cunts,

SHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
SHUT UP
YOU
FUCKING
NIGGER

SHUT THE FUCK UP
JUST FUCK MY FUCKING /sug/ UP YOU UTTER CUNTS
FUCK UP SHUT
UPFUCK SHUT
SHUT YOUR FUCKING LUNGS OFF FOR ONE HOUR
thanks

>>3566460
>>3566764
You're welcome, guys. I hope you have a good night.

>>3566822
you sound upset

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>>3566822

>>3566822
hey since your super duper mad about some shit that don't matter let me piss you off some more with the very same thing.

>>3565548
>>3565055
>>3551258

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>>3564420
>>3566154
Pearl a cute, and it was neat to explore inside of her.

Thanks for posting these!

Also, would you guys watch "SHH!" Pearl at the movies?

>>3566822
Relax, my good family comrade. This shall pass.

>You have already reported this post
Gotta need some help here

>>3566074
Garnet tries.

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t seems like there isn't enough of something in this thread... But what could it be?

>>3567022
someone is playing tricks on you: >>3551885

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>>3567022
Drama? There's plenty!

>>3567049
Go to sleep Brad

>>3567022
decent gems?

>>3566897
Don't fucking look at me

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>>3567118

>>3567170
DONT

>>3567022
>>3567067
>>3567117
No, no. It seems there just aren't enough Sapphire lewds.

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>>3567265
>sapphire

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>>3567265

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>Gems are extremely advanced synthetic/robotic entities
>Different Gems are "programmed" for different things
>Violent Jaspers and nerdy Peridots and quiet, obedient, mild-mannered Pearls
>As a terrifying renegade, our Pearl's "programming" is all fucked up
>More Pearls show up in the show and not just in space Skype or a flashback
>Pearl acts as an infected system that infects other Pearls
>Other Pearls take on traits from our Pearl
Yes? No? Thoughts?

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>>3567381

>>3567383
I could go for a blowjob right now

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>>3567393

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>>3567407

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>>3567423

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>>3567441

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>>3567462

>>3567441
This is why Sapphire should never fuse with Ruby.

>>3567383
I'm okay with this.

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>>3567383
i like the term 'space skype'

>>3567485
Jesus Pearl

>>3567022
>>3567554
>>3566885
Stop bumping objectively inferior threads.

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>>3567612
Bump

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See you tomorrow, sug!

>>3567725
Ciao!

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>>3567725

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>>3567844
i don't understand what this is supposed to be

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>>3567725
Fixed.

>>3564450
Nope!

Some will say it's semi-canon, or another layer down from true canon, or some nonsense like that, but that seems like rubbish. If there's another layer of material that references the comics, that'd be one thing, but there isn't. This isn't like the Star Wars EU, with movies, cartoons, novels, games, and more all weirdly fitting into their awkward places in the Holocron until Disney wiped it clean. It's instead like the new Star Wars canon, with all the official but non-cartoon material being non-canon until made otherwise.

>>3564845
Not sure myself, but there's stuff like how someone from the crew explained that Pearl's declaration of liking pie comes from her enjoying making it. However, in one of issue one's stories, she clearly has no idea how to bake anything when attempting to make a cake for Steven's birthday. This is seen as a contradiction, though it's possible that it merely takes place before So Many Birthdays (episode 13). Yet Issue 2 was suppose to be published first, and shows Steven and Connie hanging out together, putting it after Bubble Buddies (episode 7). And Steven's birthday seems to be sometime in mid summer to late autumn, yet Issue 2's B story takes place around July 15th, not leaving much time to develop such an affection.

And there's other bits like that, which are hard to find an appropriate place for that to fit into the show's timeline, unless you take the comics as being a random non-sequential collection of stories. Which... is fine, really. Just counter-intuitive to some.

But then you've got bits like how issue seven showing a Pearl that doesn't seem to understand the concept of fictional stories, despite being told the sad tale of Cookie Cat and seeing the trailer for Dogcopter in the show. Or a bit where Lion rubs up against Pearl, despite Lion showing an aversion to Pearl touching his mane in Lion 3. Or how if a book-bound gem in Pearl's head can make her sick, why didn't Lapis?

>>3568112
>Some will say it's semi-canon, or another layer down from true canon, or some nonsense like that, but that seems like rubbish
It's not rubbish if it's from Word of God.

>>3567874
it's not flip flops.

>>3567383

do ya really want an army of thirsty things over rose quartz m8?

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>>3568292
So?

>>3568302
Maybe.

Or they individually start thirsting over whichever big Gem owns them, like Yellow Pearl suddenly wanting to fuck Yellow Diamond, or Blue Pearl suddenly becoming very sexual. That might be neat.

>>3568307
stop. please.

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>>3568379

>>3567383
Reminds me of a book where the protagonist won by infecting the villain with his corrupted code after he had died.

Might be cool, depends on how she infects the other pearls.

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>>3569207
By fucking them, I'm sure.

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is leggy gonna make it you guys?

;_;

>>3569230
No.
The harsh winds of Neptune will prove too much for her pure soul. She will perish, or return withered beyond recognition.

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>>3569317

>>3569230

don't fug, she's the purest

PUREST
U
R
E
S
T

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>>3569389
no fug, i just hope she's okay

>>3569230
I just want to cuddle and kiss her.

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DAMMIT /SUG/, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
There's like 4 threads up right now.

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I'm so fucking petty

>>3569460
Better than the seven we had earlier.

>>3569460
It's all one spammer from the discord.

>>3565589
>>3566905
>>3564070
Plenty of other shit from him I'd post but that's enough (You)s and you're not missing anything good.

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>>3564351
>inside of pearl

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>>3569772
Garnet inside of Pearl.

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>>3555600

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>>3555779

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>>3555924

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.. ..

.. ..

IT IS TIME

>>3570250
I lock the door and throw away the key.

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>>3568379

>>3564736
I suddenly want that comic, even though Bernie got Bern'd

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>>3570306
WHO NEEDS KEYS WHEN YOU HAVE ROCKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why do people call peridot a shortstack?
She's not. She isn't stacked at all, nor did she have big hips or a fat ass.

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>>3570556
screenshots such as this

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>>3570556
just say you want thick peri

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH

THE TOUGH GET ROUGH

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>>3570671

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Why the fuck are there 4 near emply threads?

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Love you /sug/
I hope your weekend was nice, you are all wonderful people, and you deserve good things to happen to you

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>>3570708
>>3570744
>>3570767
ENOUGH

>>3570774
Thanks Loveposter, /sug/ has been kind of shitty

>>3570778
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STOP PEARL

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When will Pearl and Steven fuse?

Holy fuck this general is dead

>>3570922
prolly series finale
better question is when will he learn he doesn't need to breathe?
his body did adjust to gravity like the gems did it just took longer.
i feel like he'll be able to stop breathing if he just held his breath long enough

>>3567383
I want all pearls to fuse together to form Perfect Pearl and achieve true freedom from their savage oppressors.

>>3571062
>prolly series finale
You mean season finale, right?

>>3571081
they'll prolly turn into black pearl

>>3571087
no
they are going to keep leaving us in the dark till they can't anymore
they hate answering shit cause then the fans can't make their own endings to it

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>>3571080

>>3571062
But what if he needs to breath.

>>3571107
breathing is a breakdown of oxygen for cellular energy
the gems are made out of energy and it provides them with all they need
steven does not need to breath all he needs to do is get his gem kick started into producing the energy for his body as its not doing anything 99% of the time

>>3571122
But Steven is organic.

>>3571132
the gem is lazy and an energy source

>>3571132
Do we actually know that? Do the gems actually know that? Have they had test done?

>>3571139
Well, they could lock him up 30 days without food or water to see how it goes.

>>3571139
Pearl said Steven's body was organic in Alone Together.
Whether or not Steven needs to breathe is kind of in the air.

>>3571174
So Pearl has had genetic testing done to make sure it is actually organic? Because for all any of us, including Pearl, know is it's just a projection that looks like a human body.

>>3571174
Im leaning towards not due to the fact of him eating nothing but donuts, fry leftovers and hotdogs hasn't made him grossly obese... or dead

>>3571186
How about they drop a really heavy thing on him to see what happens.

50 tons would be alright.

>>3571197
Sounds like a good plan.

>>3571197
pearl's already dropped her cock on him anon

>>3571205
I mean, if his body is a projection he will poof.

If he isn't, well, we'll know.

Sounds good to me.

man for a "summer of steven" i'm pretty sure they meant hiatus

Didn't Pearl say that Steven would need a space helmet or else he would suffocate, or something like that.

>>3571251
"we don't know Michael, theres never been a hybrid before"

>>3571261
Of course

>>3571251
Didn't Pearl say a lot of things about stuff she had no idea about? Oh yes, she did.

>>3571283
Of course

>>3571230
I think I might have figured out something though.

They're going to make the announcement this week, possibly as soon as tomorrow, because that's the first day of summer.

>>3568164
It can be if God's retarded

>>3571197
He's got super durability, it's not gonna be easy.

>>3571336
But I've faith in our Gods not being retarded.

>>3568164
>>3571336
don't you shit talk pearl cock
it is god before all else
repent fools

>>3571424
Well, I mean, if an object that weighs 50 tons fell on him at terminal velocity, I think it would be enough to poof him.

But I don't know, maybe it isn't.

>>3571447

Doesn't matter. A 50 ton object falling on him would cause enough kinetic damage to crush or shatter his Gem.

>>3571482
Just make it fall on his head and not his gem.

Or would that not change anything since the gem would be really close.

Congrats, you've finally killed /sug/

>>3571983
That happened some time ago.

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After 100 years toiling in the dungeons of YAR-1, I Finally finished my ultimate masterwork meme. This epic creation of ancient lore is entitled "Cool Shirts Guy." It is insanely amazing to a level that has never been experienced before and contains several million varieties of jokes which are both humorous and hilarious. The only person capable of posting this meme is I, due to the fact that I am the most intensely epic and illustrious memer in the known universe. I am the epitome of a memer. No one in the entire history of time was or will be better than I am at meming, because, as preciously stated just prior to this statement, I am the epoch of human evolution, and no one will ever achieve my level of skill and precision at meming. I realize that I am understating my achievements in every way, due to my extreme modesty, so I would also like to inform you of the fact that I created this meme with such ease, it would appear to any other person that I was asleep. The reason that I could accomplishe this task so easily is that I am the greatest person of all time. This meme is perfect. It contains all of the elements of a legacy-level meme, and within this meme each element is in glorious homeostasis with one another. Hands down. If a person were to claim that this meme were not the very definition of perfection will have their entire being erased from time. They will never be remember, and no one will know that they ever lived. These are the powers that I wield with such ease and grace. I am such a higly respected member of the community that no person would protest these actions, due to the fact that I am the greatest. I hope you achieve nirvana upon witnessing this, the most glorious meme in all of creation: Cool Shirts Guy.

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After 11 years of chim, I finally finished the ultimate Chim. His name is Cool Shirt Chim. It's ridiculously chim and has all kinds of epic chim. Only I can post this chim because I am the best chim in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at chim. I know I'm being chim, so I should say this chim was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This chim is perfect, chims down. Anyone who says it isn't chim will have their chim deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from chim, chim destroyed with a chim, and you will be killed by my millions of chims at the snap of my chims, because I can demand that much chim, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my chim. His name is Cool Shirt Chim.

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After 11 seconds of work, I managed to finished this weird meme. He is nameless. It's ridiculously bland and has all kinds of epic flaws. Only I can post this meme because I am the one responsible for this burden. I am the worst. No one is worse than me, because, as previously stated, I am the worst in the world at meming. I know I'm being harsh, so I should say this meme was recklessly made, because, as stated, I'm the worst there is. This meme is awful, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't terrible will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by millions of meme abortionists at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much urgency, because I'm the worst. Hope you ignore my meme. His name is nonexistant.

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This hiatus is without a doubt the worst one yet.

>>3572099
>forget
>not froget
One job.

>>3572125
Because people can't just shut up and ignore him.

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>>3572049
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>>3572130
please stop this

>>3572134
The problem is he does this shit when people do shut up and ignore him.

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For a long time, I have eaten Top Ramen every day, without noticing its name's similarity to "Top Gun", "Top Lel", or "Topkek". However, one day, as I gazed upon the package of Top Ramen I was about to cook, I noticed how much its name sounds like "Topkek", and realized how great Top Ramen is.

Topkek is important for many reasons, and we love it dearly. Topkek is multiculturalism and tolerance. Even though topkek is a turkish food, we love it. Kek is very significant in the philosophical field of lels and tops. In the game World of Warcraft, "kek" is orcish for "lol". And "kek" is very similar to an alternative to dubs known as "nubs," which emerged on /b/ shortly before /b/ died and [s4s] was born. In nubs, the last number and the third-to-last number are the same, and the second-to-last number is different (example:323), and kek is like nubs, but with letters!

You might not know what topkek's philosophical significance has to do with Top Ramen, you might wonder why Top Ramen should be made a le epic may may. Top Ramen should be a meme because it, like topkek, is delicious, and it, like topkek, shows, through its name that it is the best at what it does, that it is top gun, that it is the Top Ramen. And, like topkek, Top Ramen gives you choice, maybe even more choice than topkek. Top Ramen, like topkek, gives you the choice of many different flavors, and you can put as many noodle packets, or as many flavor packets, as you want in the pot when cooking, like how you can choose how much topkek to eat. However, unlike topkek, it is very easy to mix the flavors together when cooking, and you can eat just the flavor, without any noodles (or the noodles without any flavor), and, unlike topkek, you can choose how long to cook the Top Ramen.

One more reason Top Ramen is great, is because emblazoned on every package is the phrase "Oodles of Noodles".

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And one last froge

>>3572155
If you ignore him long enough, he'll get bored. This is a legitimate fact for attention seekers like him.
But either newfags come in and give them the attention or they samefag themselves until they get it.

>>3572155
This shit isn't that bad either, it's just an autistic tantrum. We can ignore this too.

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FUCK ALL OF YALL

>>3572222
Nice quads.

>>3572222
Who is going to fuck us?

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>wake up
>not one, but SIX goddamn /sug/ threads are up
>ITT, nothing but Porky Pig and walls of nonsensical text

wew lads

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since it's shitposting hour anyway, could someone please explain to be why /sveg/ is STILL allowed on /co/?

>>3572256
The mods are biased.

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>>3572196
le know nothing man

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>>3572233
Lapis

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>6 /sug/s
>all slow
>all shitposting

>>3572300

new bread when the image cap is reached btw, i guess there wont be much reason to make a new one if brad's going to spam these threads.

>>3565548
>>3551885
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>>3552173

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>>3572270
jfc this really sounds like /mlp/ all over again
next thing you know there'll be a global rule and /su/ just around the corner.
Jokes aside this is silly.

>>3572285
more like "a lesbian sandwich"

>>3572335
Shut the fuck up, Brad.

>>3572236
>>3572300
This is what actually happens when you ignore him, despite people thinking anything else will happen.

>>3572356
But nobody's ignoring him. In fact, people won't shut up about him.

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these shit threads are pulling a low 2 on the old poil-o-meter

>>3572368
He made them when people were ignoring him. When people go back to ignoring him he'll probably make another four threads.

>>3572348
not brad, but don't be stupid there is very little difference between these threads and the one's some others here are thinking is the "correct" OP.

such logic is for idiots and children if you think about it.

>>3572388
>not brad
You say that every time, Brad. Come up with something new and less obvious.

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>>3572388
I don't even pay attention to the OP aside from the picture and the edition

>>3572410
I didn't used to, but I really don't want to use threads made by a whiny shitposter who will spam more until people use them.

>>3572410
>I don't even pay attention to the OP aside from the picture and the edition

amen to that, i just don't see the huge amount of care on either side desu. although the accusations about the /sug/ discord are a little creepy.

>>3572420
whatever brad.

>>3572428
Just remember even though both sides are utterly retarded Brad is the one causing this shit because he got banned from the place he is trying to shit on hard.

>>3572450
see i thought this was about the amount of steviedot /ss/ material in that /sug/ discord which if that's true that's kinda not cool.

i don't know anything about brad outside of all the shit talk he gets here. it's almost funny.

So

What thread are we using when this one dies

>>3572474
>i don't know anything about brad
All you have to do is look at all this spam and these superfluous threads and you'll know all you need to.

>>3572482
We're making a new one because I'm not using one of Brad's.

>>3572474
>steviedot /ss/
>bad
No

>>3572482
this one seems fine to me, there's a pearl?

>>3565548

it's not like there aren't five others already

>>3572279
Good.

>>3572474
Sorry but you look so full of shit considering your typing patterns matching up with how Brad shitposts and purposefully being ignorant as fuck.

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>>3572521
>typing patterns

tell me chachi are you and your gang of internet professionals seriously that worried about some fuck named brad or do you just not really have any better hobbies?

you are aware how paranoid you look posting "your brad i know" every other post right?

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>>3572547
Thanks for confirming, Brad.

>>3572561
You didn't really need confirmation, it was pretty obvious.

>>3572547
Yeah, see this is why you are getting noticed so easily.
You are literally doing everything Brad would do in this exac-

Nah i'm done dicking around Go kill yourself Brad.

All this fucking shit

How could this happen

>>3572618
Discord

>>3572618
Someone linked a discord.
Someone got banned from it.
Now that someone is mad as fuck.

>>3572618
no episode waiting periods

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best gem?

>>3572646
No

>>3571499

Depends on the height the object falls from and the fragility of the Gem. At a certain height, the impact would cause damage to objects nearby as well as things hit directly. And if Steven got hit in the head, we it might send enough force through his body to damage what holds him stuck to his Gem.

I don't know if Steven dies if he takes enough damage to destroy his body, but I bet if his body is separated from his Gem he will do poorly.

I'd use Amethyst falling on the rock as an example for what can damage a Gem, but we don't know Amethyst's mass, the distance she fell, or if Earth's gravity is the exact same in this setting.

If we knew those three things, we could do enough math to figure out what force it takes to crack a Gem.

>>3572561
>>3572596
what would the both of you do if a spooky brad was behind you right now rattling chains?

>>3572646
Yes

what all did i see nude people even do to piss tumblr off so much?
just post steven and peridot?

>>3572665
Stevidot triggers tumblr hardcore now apparently.

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>>3572646
For multiple reasons.

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>>3572665
Just.
That's literally all he did.
Posted Stevidot and tumblr used the good ole' "they aren't 18" card.

>>3572596
who the fuck is brad?

>>3572685
(You)

>>3572679
i mean to be fair he has stopped aging
though steven would be a very specific case

>wake up
>warned for reporting the spam threads

wew

>>3572675
so by tumblr you mean people who aren't into pedophile shit. fancy that. i need to learn read between the lines better.

>>3572685
some fuckin poster that might as well be a poltergeist by now to a bunch of weebs

>>3572703
Hi, Brad

>>3572702
Delete this.

>>3572679

>posting on tumblr willingly
>caring about the opinion of tumblr

This is Brad

It's actually kinda baffling how shit Lapis is both as a character and a person

Why do people like her again?

>>3572707
maybe i should pretend to be brad if it spooks you people so bad kek

>>3572722
kill this poster.

>>3572712
>Implying any of that.
Not really people just brought it to the attention of the thread since he was a well known artist.

>>3572729
Because she's cute.

>>3572734
You don't have to pretend, Brad.

>>3572734
he's brad, you're brad i'm brad! are there any other brads i should know about?

>>3572702
I told you, hotpockets don't give a shit about the quality of /trash/. What did you expect?