/sug/ - Steven Universe General
taste the cookie cat edition
>Last thread: >>3551885
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed] [Embed]
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o [Embed] [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New Episode Megas:
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>/sug/discord
https://discord.gg/010FWasi9J7AbSfED
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Updated link to the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Everyone is welcome! We won't ban you for joking around either!
We cum in peace
do not attack
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I like this thread,
It is more peaceful
>>3562878
let the pearls come out!
For any anons, here is a little something to help out in the slowness of the recent threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k
>>3563818
hide this post get out
>>3563967
Wat?
confirmed poil thread
post that imaginary chick you wanna lose yourself on
>>3565242
ok
>>3565242
???
>you will never call her pet
>>3565437
>she will never call you pet
>>3566615
>i'm not worthless
>>3566734
fuck off with your drama
>>3566741
that's my line, faggot
>>3566734
This is the part where I say SHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP
Please don't post any other thread even if you think it's the wrong one.
>>3566911
man get out of here with your drama and let us talk about gems,shit.
>>3566985
i'm not posting in that stupid fucking thread this ones just fine stop shilling your dorky threads and talk about gems
>>3566964
I don't want drama. I like gems. But you know what causes drama, and not gems?
Faggots who are linking their threads in other threads, claiming that theirs is right.
I don't care who's right or wrong. I don't care if one thread is approved by the fucking pope. The only way this will stop is for linkers to shut the fuck up, and keep their thread's legitimacy claims to themselves.
>>3567082
amen! forget these assholes and just post gems, the only people worried about these op's are absolute loser fuck wit dorks. no matter the op.
>>3567158
you are a fucking dork stop talking about it i've already reported you for continuing these bullshit discussion derailments.
grow the fuck up and post gems.
.. ..
.. ..
SOON...
>>3563308
pearl pearl pearl pearl pearl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3570693
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3570530
Pearl in pain!
Pearl, step away from the fruit child.
>before Hayden can find Doomguy's sarcophagus, the demons of hell grab it and fling it into a portal
>they don't care where it sends him, just so long as it's far the fuck away from them
>it lands in Beach City
What happens?
>>3571968
it's not rape, she is trying to protect her watermelon babies!
here comes
bob
>>3572015
everyone dies
I just want to know sapphire's weapon already
brass knuckles would explain the gloves-to-gauntlets transformation best but make no sense for her personality
Future vision won't work since that's an ability, not a weapon, and pearl said every gem has a weapon
Shades make symbolic sense and also explain where garnet and every one of her fusions get their shades from, but they do nothing
the Goggles do something, make symbolic and logical sense, and get summoned from her gem, but they don't really mix well with gloves to make gauntlets
>>3577045
She'll obviously shoot out shitty low-tier spells like frost bolt from her gemhand.
>>3577672
that's an ability, not a weapon
So we ALL agree that momswap is best AU, right?
>>3577830
Agreed
Ever since The Answer, I think the quality of fan gems has gone up since now they're just alternate versions of normal gems:
Peridots with gems on their nose that look more catlike, Lapis Lazulis with wings in the wrong places, jaspers with button noses
post your face when you are curb stomping enemy team.
>>3576252
Imagine you spank lapis ass and the sound it produces is like a dinosaur wiping meteorite crashing into pacific ocean.
>>3578952
she would sexual lets be honest here.
>>3579038
>she would sexual lets be honest here.
do you even sentences fagget?
Can we have the fang gang in here please?
>>3579107
not with those shitty thumbnails
Why is there no Gem on Trump porn? Bernie and Cruz have them, but not best candidate.
>>3579083
>fagget
>not "faggot"
Also if you don't understand if characters are for sexual or not then you haven't been here long enough.
Please lurk more before posting something inaccurate, anon.
Thanks and good luck..
>>3579792
Because Trump doesn't let aliens fuck him in the ass. Unlike the other candidates' border policies.
>>3580583
He would fuck the aliens in the ass
He still hasn't spoken to me, I've been up since one in the morning, we haven't spoken since Thursday night. Kill me.
What do you think of the ending of We Need To Talk?
>Greg: "Human beings?"
>Connie: high fives, "Human beings!"
>Steven: clutches stomach, "Human beings.."
Was Steven feeling excluded? What was the message of the episode in context of Rose fooling with Greg and Pearl jealousy?
>>3580691
Who?
>>3580781
Someone very special to me.
>>3580905
Poil isn't a he, even if she is precious.
>>3580912
Are you a fag anon?
>>3580946
For him? Yes.
>>3580691
It's gonna be okay, he still loves you. Love takes time, my man. You just have to wait. I love you.
>>3580691
Relax.
You'll be okay.
Just tell me about your gay fantasies.
>>3580905
Pearl!
>>3580984
That's a feminine penis
>>3580985
I hope so anon, I really do. But thank you for the support.
>>3581014
I'm incapable of relaxing
I wish.
poil
why the fuck are three fucking threads up
who's the retard that keeps making threads prematurely
that nigga is going to kill /trash/sug/
>>3581425
Stop replying to Brad.
You can tell it's him because his shift key is broken.
>>3581056
I'm here for you. If you need to talk I'll be willing to listen, my homosexual brother.
>>3581603
im not brad
im the poil guy
you can tell because i love the poil
>>3581616
There's not much to say, because he won't tell me.
I passed out while watching SU with him and he's been distant since.
Check this out!
>>3581951
MMMM
MMMPH
MMMmmmMMMM
Does it annoy anyone else that peridot has literally no unique powers? Seriously, not a single one.
I thought she could spider climb, but no, that was her limb enhancers
wrong thread you fucks
start using your god damn brain for once
>>3582011
You are correct. She is a brainiac with no strength. Now if she fused, she might bring something to the fusion table
>>3582116
wrong thread you fuck
>>3582011
She's the teams gadgeteer. Her machines won't blow up like pearl's shitty spaceship, and she's gonna turn Greg's van into a supercharged GemMobile
>>3582073
does having an additional link in the OP really trigger your autism so bad that you feel the need to flood every thread with your drama bullshit?
Fuck off retard, no one cares
>>3582145
If it means additional drama over time? Yes, it does trigger my autism, because you'll have this happen every other day because "no one cares"
Guess what happens when no one actually cares? shit goes belly up
>>3582155
>>3582188
Alright then
>>3582133
Every other gem has their own power though, why not her?
>>3582185
it's only causing drama because you're making a big fucking stink about it every time. Use your head for once.
why is /sug/ so dead?
>>3582333
there are 5 separate threads and the hiatus is getting to us
>>3582333
It was all the discord's fault.
Use this one >>3581867
Report or ignore the others
>>3582363
Yeah, the discord is shit. Last time I was in there it was just this Cricket guy making shitty jokes and a couple other people ERPing.
>>3582392
He does make shitty jokes but there is no erping aside from "hilarious" emojis
i think this is the most dead /sug/ i've seen. wow
whats this meme?
>>3582456
because it's the wrong thread you fuck
>>3582405
it was definitely ERPing. May have been "ironic" but it still really put me off of wanting to go there.
Also the guy avatarfagging with Lapis pics really annoyed me. I had to make it so that images don't show up automatically in there.
>>3582474
Opal is best fusion
>>3582480
>>3582491
>>3582508
wrong thread you fucks
>>3582011
I'm glad, it makes her different.
>she's techier than Pearl
>she can use her gem as a flashlight like Pear.
>slightly better than human strength
Optional limb enhancers would be the dream, though.
>>3582524
>>3582524
This one seems to be the most active, so I'll stay here, thanks.
>>3582483
give me the right one, then
>>3582549
>>3582553
>>3582558
wrong thread you fucks
>>3582562
look for it yourself, you fuck
I use the discord, but it really is just namefag central.
>>3582558
It is, ignore the asshole.
>>3582524
POST RARE POILS
ROSE IS A GODDESS OF FERTILITY AND MATERNITY AT THE SAME TIME
>>3582549
dude, literally every gem can do the flashlight, she couldn't even open an access panel without her limb enhancers and Pearl is only slightly less skilled than her despite the 5000-year gap in their technology. Peridot is weak as fuck
>>3582578
quit spamming your horseshit and creating drama, retard
>>3582644
THIS BECAUSE SHE IS BEST GEM
>>3582658
You don't know how touch that panel was on. Steven is strong AF. He ripped a chunk out of the drill to stop it when it was going out of control
I don't remember seeing every gem do the flashlight thing. Or was this specially stated all gems can do it?
This is the part of the thread where everyone posts Jaspearl
>>3582723
Garnet did it, and amethyst too I think. It's literally just lighting up your gem, every single one of them has done that before
I love asshole Rose
>>3582738
yes. yes it is.
>>3582754
Only when fusing. So it's probable, but not confirmed they can do it freely.
There was a comic about Lapis using hers, not very useful lel
>>3582767
I wanna fugg her
>>3582809
when fusing, summoning a weapon or stored object, or regenerating. Lapis's being useless doesn't mean she can't
>>3582833
>>3582765
>>3582894
MORE DRUNK GEMS
fics too if you have them
>>3582871
Those still aren't on command, more reactionary. A response
I don't think lapis flashlight being crappy doesn't mean she can't do it. Only Pearl has been shown to store stuff n her gem, yes?
new clip
http://swankivy.tumblr.com/post/146182788797/peridot-discovers-velcro-clip-from-upcoming
i've been thinking of adding to this but feel free to contribute
>it's been four days since Stevens gem was shattered
>Pearl has been cleaning the temple house since they came back with his shards
>Pearl has rewashed all of Stevens clothes and refolded them countless times
>she holds Stevens shirt and examines it for anything she could clean before her vision blurs and her shoulders slump
>she wishes she had never been free'd from homeworld for the first time since she broke free of homeworlds caste system
>eventually she just sits at the foot of the steven's bed staring at the empty bed
>garnet hasn't been out of her room the entire time and amethyst left the temple without saying anything to either of them shortly after they returned from the mission that created this situation.
>two more days pass with pearl not budging from the foot of stevens bed while she tears the inside of her mind apart with reasoning's and hypothetical's as to why the worst thing in her world could and did happen.
>every dark musing passes into her train of thought about her past while she stares blank faced at the mattress.
>maybe this was cosmic punishment
>maybe this was because of pearl upsetting the balance of homeworlds caste symmetry in unforeseen ways that lead to her not only losing one reason living but two and somehow the loss of steven hits her even harder than it does with rose.
>there isnt anything to replace steven in the same way that roses death was blunted by stevens birth. the realization of that makes her tremble uncontrollably to the point of clutching herself in a vein attempt to stop her form from falling apart seemingly.
>"now there isnt anything for me to exist for" she thinks to herself repeatedly,each time she comes to the thought of it burns her mind like a fire poker... bringing her to tears and ruin over and over again at the foot of steven's empty bed...in the empty temple house...
so say a gem had fallen in love with someone. If they fuse and see the one they love, what would happen? How would the fusion act/think?
>>3582978
>>3583027
Tumblr's video player is driving me fucking insane, but from the previews in the seeking bar it seems legit.
>>3582987
Garnet stored the pyramid key in her gems, and Peridot stored an EMP. Plus lion
>>3583050
A mix between the Gems feelings towards that person, I'd think based on what we saw of Rainbow Quartz. She was flirting with Greg pretty heavily, but at the same time seemed pretty smug about herself, which probably comes from Pearl. Sort of giving off both "let's fuck" signals along with "I fucked your girl".
>>3583027
Thank god it's another peri ep. The last 2 were sorely lacking.
>>3579107
>>3582978
I really need to organize my folder
>>3583114
It's peridot using Velcro while making silly noises
PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL
Hey G, can you make me a sandwhich?
>>3583249
no
>>3583027
So... She IS makimg the silly rocket sandals.
No Jasper dream? Fuck me.
Also what anime is this referencing? She looks leggy as fuck - maybe a Hilary/Zuke episode.
anyone writing fics?
>>3583027
Dude, she has a flower in her hair
thats cute
Post more runt Jasper!
>>3583324
It's a ribbon. She's using craft supplies.
Steboni's back!
>>3583319
>tfw never ever
Amy is the perfect girl. There's no way I could find a girl like her irl, because a real girl with her personality would probably be into drugs and shit
>>3583377
>implying that's a negative
Don't be a fag.
>>3583377
>would probably be into drugs and shit
Unless you're talking heroin then how is this at all a bad thing?
>>3583374
She looks less retarded now that she is older.
>>3583222
Pearl approved trips nice
>>3583377
Just find a fun, skinny girl and fatten her up. Make sure she is secretly depressed and suicidal.
>>3583290
Yes
>>3583389
>>3583406
look man, I'm into green and all, but that's as far as I'll go.
>>3583428
>Just find a fun, skinny girl and fatten her up.
thats the plan
>Make sure she is secretly depressed and suicidal.
no man. As easy a target as that would be, I couldn't live with someone like that.
>>3583479
No drugs and no self-loathing, I'm starting to question your love for Amethyst.
>>3583479
Hey, just trying to get the genuine Amethyst experience.
>>3583290
I've been trying to write a "Lapis seduces a willing Anon" blatant wish fulfillment fic, but I've hit a wall.
The last few eps making my Lapis OOC doesn't help either.
>>3583479
Do some acid already you pussy. It's good for you.
>>3583495
Amy doesn't self loath, she just craves attention and gets really pissed off and embarrassed when she party fouls. Shes not fucked up deep down or anything, that's Lapis and Pearl.
>>3583539
b-but I wanna have kids
>>3583557
>Amy doesn't self loath, she just craves attention and gets really pissed off and embarrassed when she party fouls. Shes not fucked up deep down or anything, that's Lapis and Pearl.
That's bullshit and you know it.
>>3583532
>I've been trying to write a "Lapis seduces a willing Anon" blatant wish fulfillment fic,
Why
>>3583571
dont you dare question a man writing such a godlike fic
>>3583557
>b-but I wanna have kids
What does this have to do with acid?
>>3583571
Because I want to be lured into Lapis's metaphorical gingerbread house you noodle.
>>3582627
>>3583557
>b-but I wanna have kids
Mistake number one.
>>3583570
she's a gem who just wants to go out and have fun, fuck some shit up, etc. She crosses the line but what exactly has her so mentally scarred?
>>3583595
>>3583588
>godlike
>fic
No offense to the writefags here, but none of them are any good at writing. At all. Sometimes I'll reply with words of encouragement because I like to see people being productive, but the grammar and concepts are almost always bad at best.
>>3583592
doesnt it have a chance to fuck up your kids at birth?
>>3583621
I still find it funny that the artist seemed very salty when making this.
>>3583612
>>3583612
Nigga c'mon, On the Run is like THE Amethyst episode, go back and watch it.
>>3583648
Where the hell did you even hear that? No. It doesn't.
>>3583612
Fact she was born to be a soldier but avoided that fate by being born too late.
>>3583648
Assuming you're a dude, how could it possibly do that? It's not like it's gonna turn your sperm evil or something.
>>3583621
>loosing
>propper
>habbit
>emotionaly
>potentialy
come the fuck on
Im sleepy and Peridot is my wife
>>3583747
Peridot is my wife
>>3583772
I mean she has had a long time to sit and think about what defective is and how that relates to her.
>>3583783
no sir MY wife
>>3583808
she wasn't even aware she was defective until Peridot told her though
>>3583772
She's having a full-on existential crisis. Low self-confidence is probably a factor too.
>>3583633
>tfw only one person has ever read my first serious work which isn't on sug yet
Please don't be that guy ;_;
>>3583772
Maybe, but it's not like her case would be affected by hormones and the like. She has a genuine reason to feel the way she does.
>>3583825
She's mine you fiend, you can take another one.
>>3583633
my stuff's great
>>3583875
Shoot me a link, I'll give it a read. As one of future readers, I demand to read it!
>>3583918
Prove it
>>3583919
Please no god.
It's just the beginning, and it's very dull.
You wouldn't like it anyway, it's gay.
>>3583930
It isn't.
>>3583879
point taken.
>>3583747
>>3583783
>>3583825
>>3583885
Peridot is Lapis' wife
>>3583853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A
this is the purple gem ^^^
>>3583885
FIEND? you come into my house,eat my food and now you insult me. Blasphemy. M Y W I F E. No debate.
>>3583965
>lapidot
Ending it all
>>3583952
>it's gay
Motherfucker, do you know where we are? Hit me up with that homo shit.
>>3583952
give me your smut, faggot
>>3583952
How can it be gay, anon? Lapis presents as female.
>>3583965
Lapis is doing a pretty shit job what with Peridot able to make any expression but the 'I've got three fingers in my ass' face.
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpex2Gy9oJY
>>3583988
YOU CAN'T EVEN COOK! WHO HAS THEIR STEAKS WELL-DONE? YOU ARE A SAVAGE AND A PLAGUE! I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE NOW, MONSIEUR ANTICHRIST! GOOD DAY!
>you will never see art or read a story where your favorite gem is gullible to human traditions and is easily convinced of incredibly lewd things (E.G. nudity is the classiest option for warm weather, the best way to win an argument or fight is to give oral sex to your opponent, stripping is a highly sought after and respected job position, courtship begins by determining if you're physically a match then if that works you get to know the person, etc)
y live
>>3584034
>ass
Thats clearly her vagina
>>3584078
That was her first mistake.
Ass is for fingers, Vagina is for penis.
>>3584048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu1WNNPvrkY
>>3584004
>>3584021
>>3584026
It'll be finished in a few days, you can all see it then. I'm sorry guys, I don't want the shitty draft floating around while I twiddle my thumbs and sweat profusely.
>>3584005
Good point. I def hope it's not the sandals.
>no fusion
Nooooooooo, nah. Nah.
Steven is banned from all the rides at Funland, we need Stevonnie at the very least.
>too short to ride
If not Funland, then too short to ride /what/? Inb4 unfunny sex jokes
i feel bad for the dadanon from a couple days ago
i want to wish him a happy fathers day at least
>>3583747
>>3583783
>>3583825
>>3583885
These cucks are fighting over the meme dorito and I'm just sitting here with my wife Poil.
>>3584108
YOU BETTER POST THAT SHIT WHEN IT'S DONE, NIGGA.
>>3584048
beat that i just finished
>>3584120
It's going to be a 'not hating the short' episode.
>>3584128
don't be gross
>>3584108
I understand your struggle as a content creator, I will be waiting on you. Good luck.
>>3584128
I just ran for Pearl.
What did you fucking do to be strong in the real way for your beloved bird waifu?
>>3584128
Genuinely cannot wait for the day Peridot just does something so horrendous that her fanbase just drops hard and never recovers.
>>3584162
>content creator
dont use this word
>>3584133
I will I promise
Fag's honor
>>3584120
>Steven is banned from all the rides at Funland, we need Stevonnie at the very least.
Yeah, you're right. And in that case, given that I don't think the limb enhancers will come back for good, Peridot might indeed fuse with someone at the end of the episode as some theorized.
>>3584157
Ugh. We already know how the equally short Ruby, Sapphire, and Amethyst are very capable despite their size.
PLUS Peridot remarked pride in her "new compact form" in Barn Mates. She needs to get tall for a reason, and the only thing I can think of is Funland. Steven even said the name in the episode before, Steven Floats.
>>3584172
I just ran for president for Pearl.
I just checked the Gem Glow transcript. Pearl never said all gems have a weapon
I feel like a fucking idiot
>>3584233
>Trump shitposts on /sug/
>Trump is a poilfag
I like where this is going.
>>3584202
>Peridot might indeed fuse with someone at the end of the episode as some theorized.
Possibly Amethyst, because if fusion sizes follow any sort of logical pattern fusing with anyone else would probably make the fusion too big.
BUT, assuming he could fuse with Gems, it could also be Steven. Kill two birds with one stone, Peridot's first fusion and Steven's first Gem fusion. Amethyst can shapeshift anyway, Steven can't without fucking it up and we've never seen Peridot try.
>>3584260
Um, those Jaspers in SOW and all the gems in The Answer didn't have them.
>>3584048
Nice taste, my dude
>>3584277
Steven is long overdue to see Connie again - and her birthday is very soon. Plus Sugar mentioned and upcoming Stevonnie song.
I'm betting Amethyst. Two shorties = Garnet/Stevonnie size fusion
>>3584286
none of the gems in the answer used their weapons, not even the ones that had them
>>3584345
Ok. But the Jasper fusion Pearl hologrammed fighting Rose didn't have a gem weapon either. Or at least I think
im steven
>>3584277
>>3584329
Any good Amedot fusion concepts? This is the best I've found.
>>3584366
I don't see why this matters
I was wrong. I thought all gems had a weapon, but it's not said anywhere. I was just pulling that rule out of my ass
>>3584329
>Steven is long overdue to see Connie again - and her birthday is very soon. Plus Sugar mentioned and upcoming Stevonnie song.
I considered that, I just wouldn't put it past them to surprise us like that. Plus even if Stevonnie shows up her song probably won't be in this episode, as it seems like it would focus on Peridot. I think it will probably be Amethyst too, there have been some slight hints on their relationship past "Too Far".
Another day, another thread...?
>>3584392
i could see this
>>3584402
>Stevonnie song
Well, okay. I can live with that.
>>3584392
>emrald
AUGH
>>3584392
My favorite here, haven't really looked them up too thoroughly though. I might prefer we get a short fusion with 4 arms for the first time.
They really thought it out:
http://amaet.tumblr.com/post/137585510856/fluorite-amethystperidot-fusion-the-first-thing
>>3584413
Love you, man.
>>3584402
If they really wanna push that relationship thing, it can kinda be a double date. Heh. Even if they don't say it so explicitly
>>3584392
>Emerald spelled wrong
But why though?
>>3584392
I think she needs some more muscle or fat, and a new name. But that design is a good start.
Why do depressive and suicidal thoughts come strongest at night?
>>3584397
Is it easier to walk now?
>>3584392
I've got a very rough written one, if you don't mind.
Obsidian
Grey flesh and about as tall as Jasper. Four armed, two eyed. Hair is loose and golden, but not quite as long as Amethyst's. Well built. Wields a heavy flail with a barb on the end that expands after swinging for massive damage.
Wears a sports bra and trousers with heavy boots.
>>3584276
I´m a poilfag, but all gems are good. Some people say I don´t like other gems, but that's a lie, I love gems, they're some of my biggest investors
>>3584549
because it's quiet, dark, and you have a lot of time to think
or was that a rhetorical question?
>>3584549
I come strongest at night too
Maybe there's a connection?
>>3584549
Because we are taught to fear the night, and the night is considered by many to be the end.
any writefags up in this thread who wanna make a quick nonexistent buck?
>>3584636
Speak your request.
If you don't say it, none can answer.
>>3584636
yes and no
>>3584636
>tfw writefags will never be as valued as drawfags
>>3584608
Why does it look "completely wrong"? How would you go about it?
>>3584707
>as if drawfags were ever valued at first place
not me
>>3584436
She looks a bit too monstrous.
>>3584707
as it should be
>>3584707
There's a perceived ease in writing that leads to scorn, and an easiness of perceiving art that makes people appreciate it more.
>>3584707
writefags are shit 99% of the time, probably including yourself
>>3584668
Turns out human cum is addicting to gems. Preferably Jasper but I'm not going to get all pissy about it.
>>3584674
Least share what you're working on then
>>3584707
That's because most writefags are fucking garbage. The good ones write shit that leads to a lot of artfags making content out of said writing.
>>3584752
It's definitely the eyes
They look cool but don't make sense for the animal-like look
>>3584796
shit requests like this is why shit writing is produced
im sad /sug/
can you post cute gems?
>>3584886
Just scroll up, faggot.
>>3584886
I'll try.
>>3584707
Everyone can write, but writing well takes a lot of thought, practice, and effort.
The aesthetic nature of art makes it more easy to quickly judge and identify amateurs. If you put a masterfully-crafted short story and a third grader's essay right next to each other and squint, they both look the same.
Fuck, I forgot the point I was trying to make.
>>3584886
I got you, don't be sad.
>>3584886
>>3584925
>>3584886
kk
>>3584998
>>3584911
This.
Also, most people can barely read a 140 character tweet and can't remember how to use a semi-colon.
So not only do you have to work harder to make sure your writing is good, you have to hope that your reader isn't an uneducated twat.
esteban
>Think up general story idea
>Start writing
>Can't figure out what the fuck the characters are actually supposed to do moment-to-moment; only that I find the situation as a whole amusing
the curse is real
>>3585023
>>3585086
>>3585059
y las gemas de cristal
>>3585120
>>3585140
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
>>3585165
This isn't Moral Oral.
>>3585157
>>3584886
Is that good enough, feeling better? Should I post some more?
>>3585137
k
white power
>>3585072
this made me look through my the writing folder on my desktop
>mfw it's all shit
>>3585197
Most of my writing folder is one shot requests.
My Fiction folder is mostly partway finished stories.
>tfw Sapphire really doesn't have a weapon
>tfw Peridot probably doesn't have a weapon either
>tfw Lapis's wings were never a weapon to begin with
I feel so fucking stupid!
>>3585072
nice taste in comics, fampai
>>3585293
It's entirely possible that it's something that varies from Gem to Gem or that can be learned, though, since Garnet's Ruby can summon a gauntlet but the regular Rubies didn't try.
>>3585418
Jasper is the only Homeworld gem we've seen with a gem weapon right?
Man...was she an ex-CG is that possible
hey now hey now
>>3585447
The Jasper depicted in the demonstration of Pearl's suicidal nature had an ax.
That's not conclusive evidence of any Jasper having an ax, but it is proof that Homeworld Gems at least used weapons.
>>3584886
Ask, and you shall receive.
>>3585418
true, but according to Ian, lapis's weapon really is her hydrokinesis and sapphire doesn't have a weapon according to matt.
I shouldn't have tried to argue with the creators
>>3585481
That was an amethyst, not a jasper. She was voiced by Michaela Diez
>>3585447
according to ian lapis's weapon is water manipulation, and she's probably not an ex-crystal gem since she wanted to face rose on the battlefield
>>3571955
>I see what you checked there
>>3585550
Ian is legit but Matt the liar wasn't even 100% sure.
>>3585550
Until depicted or said in the show, I'd argue to the death with the creators because they can be forced to gainsay themselves by needs of the plot/executive demands.
>>3585758
Future Vision is an ability.
Just like her ice powers is an ability.
Just like her levitation is an ability.
Just like her super speed is an ability.
If they say her ice powers is her weapons i'll be okay with.
But saying her fucking future vision is her weapon is just utterly retarded.
I'm not even gonna tell you how badly of a reputation Matt has for being the man of many half lies.
>>3585856
Shields and helmets are considered weapons despite not being weapons
>>3585550
I don't see wanting to fight rose would go against Jasper being an ex-CG. She turned against them for a reason
(Yes this is crack but still)
>>3581782
>>3581782
>>3581782
New thread when this is over!!!
>>3585911
Shields although not normally, can totally be used as weapons.
Jasper's case is pretty obvious why her Helmet can be considered a weapon.
>>3585920
Also: we don't know whose side the Jaspers were on in the SOW flashback right? "Bismuth" came running in from left and attacked Lapis, the Jaspers were running in from the right and ignored Lapis. Do we know if they were CGs at all?
The Quartzes in The Answer were eye gems and not orange.
make up for the time you've wasted
>>3586039
bad thread where are the links?
kill yourself already BB ain't nobody's using your shitty bait threads
>>3586619
reported, hidden.
go use a good thread without sick fuck /ss/ people running it.
>>3586729
I don't see this /ss/ people you keep on complaining about. Are they from Discord? From Skycow?? As long they don't post that fucked up shit on the threads, I don't give a fuck who is running what.
The fact that YOU are making a fuss about this with all these threads seems more like an issue than anything.
>>3586820
Oh here you go then.
>>3586880
>not on 4chan
See? It's YOUR problem That you're bringing HERE.
>>3587009
Oh yes, don't worry, I know.
Still not Brad but you seem to think everyone is Brad who points this stuff out so you go right ahead into your own little paranoia land.
See this post: >>3587009
>>3587172
Still not our problem and you or whatever person keep on bringing this here.
Not enough Sapphire lewds.
Just saying.
>>3588898
Why not take your Sapphire posting to Discord?