/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Dead Edition
>Last thread: >>3494109 →
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed] [Embed]
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o [Embed] [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 30
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>official /sug/ discord
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBIdc5uv
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>Official Steven Universe Fan Fiction
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
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>>3521699
throw that beta male thread right into the garbage.
if you don't want pussy then by all means post there
This thread is a lot better.
I like dis thread
QUICK SOMEONE BE NICE TO PEARL
>>3527639
She's cute.
>>3527639
huehue
>>3527639
Well at least pearl isn't a cuck
there, I was nice enough right?
>Old thread hasn't hit the image limit
Kill yourself OP
/sug/, you are crazy! Where did your dignity and pride go?
>>3527639
Pearl's really cute, loyal, smart, and graceful!
>>3527692
Make me.
>>3527639
She's really pretty
And sexy
>The thread I made 10 hours ago is now alive
Amazing
OH NO THIS PEARL HAS BEEN CRYING AND IN A LOT OF EMOTIONAL PAIN SOMEONE HELP THE POOR THING.
>>3527773
I'll kill it.
She won't have to suffer anymore.
Fucking purge the WEAK
>>3527787
make me fag got
>>3527773
Pearl you need to stop masturbating so much, it's affecting your mind
>>3527820
But masturbation is the only thing that gives her pleasure.
>>3527807
Wanna split a line over some pizza?
>>3527820
OUT PISS GEM
OUT
>>3527854
Moar?
>>3527884
yucky piss gems stick together
>>3527844
She has to face her reality, not try to distract herself
It's the only way
>>3527916
You are right.
But it could make things even worse.
>>3527943
It's darkest before the dawn.
Gotta come to terms with the pain of life before setting things straight
>>3527989
But what if she just breaks?
What then?
Should we just put her out of her misery?
>>3527909
Yellow Pearl tries even though she looks like a fucking lemon
>>3528003
No, we have to help her
Even if her grief drives her to unchecked violence and looses her suppressed hatred for mankind
>>3528042
Anon, what do you do when a pet has gone mad.
>>3528078
Eat it
who /peri/ here
>>3528119
Exactly.
If Pearl reaches that state, we must eat her.
>>3527773
>>3520842
Who would win in a fight
Pearl or Gaige(pic related)
We'll get an announcement any moment now, I can feel it in me bones!
>>3520842
Fuck off Brad
>>3528120
Not me
>>3528142
>it's been four days since Stevens gem was shattered
>Pearl has been cleaning the temple house since they came back with his shards
>Pearl has rewashed all of Stevens clothes and refolded them countless times
>she holds Stevens shirt and examines it for anything she could clean before her
vision blurs and her shoulders slump
>she wishes she had never been free'd from homeworld for the first time since she
broke free of homeworlds caste system
>eventually she just sits at the foot of the steven's bed staring at the empty bed
>garnet hasn't been out of her room the entire time and amethyst left the temple without saying anything to either of them shortly after they returned from the mission that created this situation.
>two more days pass with pearl not budging from the foot of stevens bed while she tears the inside of her mind apart with reasoning's and hypothetical's as to why the worst thing in her world could and did happen.
>every dark musing passes into her train of thought about her past while she stares blank faced at the mattress.
>maybe this was cosmic punishment
>maybe this was because of pearl upsetting the balance of homeworlds caste symmetry in unforeseen ways that lead to her not only losing one reason living but two and somehow the loss of steven hits her even harder than it does with rose.
>there isnt anything to replace steven in the same way that roses death was blunted by stevens birth. the realization of that makes her tremble uncontrollably to the point of clutching herself in a vein attempt to stop her form from falling apart seemingly.
>"now there isnt anything for me to exist for" she thinks to herself repeatedly,each time she comes to the thought of it burns her mind like a fire poker... bringing her to tears and ruin over and over again at the foot of steven's empty bed...in the empty temple house...
>>3528138
Gotta smash her up first
Don't want that defective pearl to try and reform inside of you
>>3528207
But I'm not Brad
>>3528078
Make it comfortable before taking it out behind the shed.
But Pearl isn't a pet, she's a person who deserves to be loved and understood and cared for even in madness.
>>3528228
Anon, if we kill her, we would be doing her a favor.
Do you think she would enjoy being insane.
>>3520842
Who would win in a fight Pearl or the God-Emperor of Mankind(pic related)
>>3528228
>take it out behind the shed
And thump your lame horse to death
>>3528228
Pearl is a fictional rock you sick fuck
>>3528254
I think she would come back to us eventually.
Besides, if she can't handle living she can take care of it herself
>>3528315
She might be too insane to actually do it.
That's why we have to.
And if Pearl has gone insane, is because something horrible has happened and it can never be fixed.
>>3528349
We can fix it
We can't give up on her
OH NO PEARL HAS GONE MAD WITH GRIEF SOMEONE HOLD HER OR PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY.
meme
>>3528390
If Pearl goes so do I, or I'll end up even worse off than her
>>3528375
Here's Steven!
>>3528469
Well, I can't stop you.
Let's hope it doesn't end up like that.
>>3528469
You'd actually off yourself if Pearl died?
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/146073292000/over-the-garden-of-steven-universe-your-favorite
New SU merch? Clearly a sign that there'll be an announcement later today or tomorrow! Clearly! Surely! No doubt about it!
Definitely!
This is now a Lapis Lazuli edition, OP.
Post your Lapis Lazulis ITT. Lewd or whatever. Let all the world praise the only one lady of the sea.
>>3528513
You know, maybe choosing Lapis as the OP wasn't such a good idea.
I don't even like her much.
>>3528513
Lets all worship this blue cunt together
Just a reminder to use this OP format from now on.
/sug/ - Steven Universe General
[Edition Name Here] Edition
>Last thread: >>[Post Number Here]
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>3528508
For some people SU is one of the reasons that makes them not kill themselves.
>>3528508
If my waifu went insane and I was forced to blow her fucking brains out yes, I would kill myself afterwards.
>>3528566
People gotta learn to love themselves more than pastel cartoon characters someday, man
>>3528624
Easier said than done.
Arguing with someone that believes he has no reason to live is hard.
>>3528624
What if people believes in themselves because what they've seen on pastel cartoon characters?
Is this it? Is this the actual thread?
>>3528696
Yep.
>>3528557
>>3520842
holy shit THINGS ARE ACTUALLY HAPPENING AGAIN
They're fucking starving us, aren't they?
>>3528725
I was childishly expecting "Summer of Steven" would show the whole season 3.
So, according to Misseps;
>NOTE: Schedule 1 says June 29th at 12PM, Schedule 2 says June 30th at 6PM, Schedule 3 says it doesn't air. Zap2It says it airs June 29th but they might be off by a week:
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-steven-floats/EP016164320406
Following that link, zap2it does in fact show the episode as airing on the 29th now. However, it doesn't show the episode as airing in the other zap2it pages on either date.
What does it mean? I'm still thinking the 7th, but maybe CN will actually announce something soon? The schedule shift would be kind of odd though, although they may be trying to avoid overcrowding Thursday given the TTGxPPG thing and Regular Show special airing on the same date.
>>3527773
You live for centuries and you still aren't beyond crying? Transcend your emotions and quit being a pussy lmaooooo.
>>3528875
The fucking point of the show is emotion, nobody is beyond emotion
>>3528875
Anon
You can say the same for every gem.
>>3527909
Diamond and Pearl are high-tier.
>>3528875
Lel further proof humans are superior beings
Ok /sug/
I need a good eroge game that is translated and has not NTR
Any suggestions?
I don't care is it's a VN or a hentai rpg.
>>3529092
Well I play parasite in city
>>3529092
Katawa Shoujo
>ITT: autistic neckbeards whi watch children's shows
>>3528209
>Pearl finds a Jar under his bed while cleaning, silently through her dulled haze she wonders what's inside it
>Notices the Label 'Spit: Just in case'
>Stares into it for a good 20-30 seconds, slowly recognizing it for what it is, she starts to shake so hard she almost drops it
>Rushes over to the counter where the remains of Stevens Gem are gathered so carefully, cracks the lid and eases the shattered gem into it, holding them together with her fingertips, not caring a damn how disgusted touching someone elses bodily fluids would usually make her
>Holds her breath
>And waits
>Two seconds, nothing happens
>Four and she starts to cry, letting go of the gem fragments and putting the lid back on before crumpling over the tabletop wailing
>Ten and she notices the pink glow
>The Jar explodes, leaving Steven sitting naked on the table looking confused, surrounded by spit and glass
>"Pearl, you're crying; what's wrong, did something happen?" he asks, as she openly weeps, grabbing him and holding him tighter than she's ever held anything before
>"I'm sorry Steven." she whispers through her tears "I didn't believe." before trailing off into weeping silence
Here's Amethyst.
>>3529173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDu6UL5C8mQ
>>3529266
I like this.
But I also like the version where Pearl keeps suffering forever.
>>3527639
I LOVE YOU PEARL
>>3527690
Isn't she?
So what are the chances that at some point in the future Pearl'll give in to her programming/nature and switch sides in order to serve another Gem again, possibly after something horrible happens like her thinking Steven is dead?
After all, wouldn't she be so much happier giving in to her nature, the only thing that has ever made her happy was serving.
>>3529279
When's his big thing gonna come out, it's been 9 months
>>3529561
I thought he was dead.
poil
>>3529781
pull poil
>>3529752
Nah, he said he was doing something "big and new"
>>3529813
no dont pull poil
fug poil
>>3529849
Damn, hype.
>>3529889
tug poil
poil paddles
>>3529296
that's because it is the nature of reality.
>>3529909
I'd give Pearl a tug if you catch my handjob
>>3529781
/pol/ poil
>>3530031
I'd catch your handjob anytime.
>>3530115
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8
Who /maga/ here?
>>3528557
delete this post it does nothing for discussion.
>>3530177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WkDjpowso
>>3530184
>Brad
>Caring about discussion
Yeah okay.
>>3530177
Lonesome Crowded West - Modest Mouse
>>3530179
Here
>>3529991
Would Pearl let Steven suck and lick her toes if he asked nicely?
>>3530177
https://youtu.be/8gW_2P1AVkA
one of the Christmas CDs from my childhood is running
>>3530177
https://soundcloud.com/clsscs/matisse
>>3530179
Homeworld has to go back
>>3530179
can't, im not murrican
im all for trump tho
>>3530177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGM3Q1dVDP4
>>3530179
Americans actually want that lunatic running their county?
>>3530322
If by "Americans" you mean "meme loving fucks on the internet" then yes.
>>3530322
o boi here we go again
what's wrong about trump?
>>3530179
Trump is to politics what Perl is to high level languages.
An ubiquitous mess, but at least a funny one
POLITICS
IN MY /sug/
>>3530356
It happens more often than you would think!
>Click here for a free /pol/ check
>>3530356
i LOVE it
>>3530322
"some" people are literally voting for him because of the meme
trumpW
>>3530356
homeworld did nothing wrong
>>3530322
We gazed long into /pol/, and /pol/ gazed right back.
Trump winning is how we'll know we've finally reached meme reality
>>3530449
But imagine how great it'll be
What does /sug/ think BD's weapon is?
>>3530449
>>3530179
>tfw Canadian
>tfw will never be able to vote for Trump
A-at least I can look forward to him annexing us, right?
>>3530489
Nigger detected
I love /pol/ but I prefer my /sug/ not not have discussions about politics.
>>3530531
>I love /pol/
Get out
>>3530531
both your opinions are incorrect
>>3530526
Trump is isolationist, sorry senpai
Fuck my ass why are we so dead
>>3530565
/trash/ /sug/ killed itself and is now left with the actual garbage.
>>3530567
Get out
>>3530577
Make me
>>3530564
I just want muh gun freedoms, and I want Trudeau to die before he can do anymore damage to the country.
>>3530573
for fucks sake I just wanted to learn to draw for /sug/, just my luck
Wtf? I hate Trump now!
#VerminSupreme2016
>>3530565
we held on for a 4 month hiatus, going right back into a new one hasn't helped.
>>3530624
Don't worry, it will be back.
maybe
There is literally nothing wrong about /pol/ except that talking about it here makes no sense since this is a general about SU.
>>3530624
I'm still here, you can draw for me
>>3530177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTe1oPP6n7A
>>3530527
if i could jack off in my hand and swipe it into your face it would have been done by now.
reminder that rebecca sugar drew NSFW ed, edd and eddy art
>>3530725
I want her to draw NSFW SU
>>3530725
Is this from a picture of somebody's TV?
>>3530725
Steven universe a shit
>>>/trash/
Who's the better swordsman, Pearl or Sigvald?
>>3530721
Wipe it on your own face, it will be the first time your kids get to see their father
>>3530833
He looks like a fag so I'm going to say Pearl.
>>3530841
Well of course he's a fag.
But how does that change anything.
>>3530415
hey pank. It's been years.
Is she even bannable here?
>>3530905
nope, she's a-ok here. I don't know about the others here but it takes some effort for me to avoid pony images because I'm usually not posting my sorted images, but downloads of the recent years, meaning I have to wade through a lot of pnoy to get to SU images
>>3530833
poil best swordsman
poil best pearl
poil best gem
>>3531116
True dat
>>3531136
I want Pearl to berate me for being inferior while she rapes me
>>3531116
She isn't as magnificent as Sigvald though.
>>3530838
Now there is decent joke,see what happens when you put a little effort in?
>>3531254
that's wrong
he's just a faggot
>>3531164
You can´t want rape anon
>>3531376
you can want rape play however
>>3531351
His name is literally Sigvald the Magnificent
He has an army devoted to himself.
His armor never rusts or gets dirty.
He may be a faggot, but he's the most magnificent faggot there is.
>>3531419
Also he likes human flesh but that's not important.
Updated link to the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord.
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Come on in!
>>3531489
Why would you make this
what possible reason is there for this existing
>>3531513
Ignore, that's not even the real one but either way it's just bait.
Don't respond and he'll kill himself with his autism.
>>3531376
But I do want rape.
I want to be violated by her and cry the whole time.
I want to crawl away sobbing and wince whenever I hear her voice for years after.
>>3531548
Okay, thanks for the clarification. I know more than ever wanted. Never speak to me again.
>>3531548
These people don't understand.
Don't try to argue with them.
>>3531419
is he an immortal sentient rock alien slave that is a ballerina
no shut up
>>3531548
Would you land in a spiral of depression and end up selling your body on the street, unable to feel pleasure from sex for years to come?
>>3531548
Thank you, that was absolutly horrible, go away and never come back
>>3531652
Well
Not exactly immortal, I mean, he doesn't age but he can be killed in battle, I guess you could call that immortal, I don't know.
He isn't a rock alien or a slave either.
But I'm pretty sure he's a great ballerina, even better than Pearl.
>>3531530
>that's not even the real one
Then where is the real one? Last I checked it was locked down and all new users were being heavily scrutinized and banned because the mods and users are paranoid babies and the discord is a hugbox
>>3531548
Hey this is the suffering Pearl poster just clarifying that I endorse rape anons style and ambition.
You keep doin you!
>>3531617
>>3531672
Wew, that thin skin.
Are you a tumblrnigger?
I want her to do it again just when I begin to heal.
I want her to use my body every week until I come to expect it, fear and anger fading as I stare blankly during the awful proceedings.
On days when she's not violating the sanctity of my temple I'll feel empty, more so than usual.
While I would never enjoy her evil actions, eventually they become a part of who I am, her rape defining my broken identity.
>>3531715
>Playing this shit again.
You know why it's on lock down because you guys kept coming back after you got banned twice.
Yes, it was quite obviously you who kept calling the discord a pedophile ground because that was you who got banned.
Literally you and Brad are the most pathetic motherfuckers i've ever seen.
>>3531729
Actually, you know what? Continue, I'm intrigued.
>>3531715
https://discord.gg/010FWasi9J78pTNqZ
it's not bad...
>>3531729
that's beautiful anon
>>3531729
I do not understand, what is to be desired about being emotional destroyed and reduced to am empty shell? Do you hate yourself?
I aways assumed rape fantasies were of being the rapist
>>3531821
uhm well it's called male liberal guilt and or male millennial guilt from living at home.
it's just cuck guilt mostly if i had to put a pin on it.
>>3531729
That's exactly what I want too.
Except I'm the rapist and Pearl is the one who gets raped.
But aside from that it's exactly the same.
Anyone have the episode titles list?
It is suspected summer of Steven is 3 bombs long, wanna fantasize about that possibility
>>3531953
>3 bombs of fucking townies
>>3531376
A grill dominating, pinning me down, and raping me is one of my biggest fetishes.
Fuck you anon.
>>3531972
A bomb is 5 episodes. The stretch of townie episodes is only 6-episodes long.
Can someone please post the episode list thanks
>>3531973
If you want it it's not rape.
Unless part of the fetish is also you not wanting it.
But that sounds very strange and I don't think it makes much sense, maybe it's just me.
>>3531997
The wiki has it.
steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_Guide
But thanks for reminding me it'd only be basically a 1.1 bomb in that case.
>>3531953
Only have this mobile screencap. But it'll suffice.
>>3532001
>But that sounds very strange and I don't think it makes much sense, maybe it's just me.
kek, I consider myself a little bit normie, but you buddy, you're full normie.
>>3531821
I do want to rape people too, I'm not that weird.
But I find a great deal of non-sexual pleasure in surviving adversity. All that matters is the struggle, the passion that I am forced to endure. The more personal and brutal my trial, the better.
Being raped by someone I care about, someone I trust, would crush me.
Suffering through that would be incredible.
>>3531715
i'm the admin of the /sug/ discord
i happen to also be the admin of the loud house discord
i didn't put the discord on lockdown, and it must be /sug/ because we've had like 6 trolls come in and start making trouble so i had to ban them. people pretending to be regulars, spamming the chat and whatnot.
meanwhile, i think we've only had to ban one person in the loudhouse
so i don't know what you're talking about
>>3532058
you sound like poil
>>3532028
But I don't have any friend and I never had a girlfriend.
How can I be a normie.
I'm not saying your fetish is bad, I just find it strange that you want to be raped.
Here's my animation test
I should try to make something
>>3532024
Ty.
Like I said, 3 bombs are expected. However In Too Deep may have been considered one of them, we can't be sure.
So two bombs start at and includes Steven Floats:
>Steven Floats
>Too Short to Ride
>Beach City Drift
>The New Lars
>Drop Beat Dad
>Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
>Monster Reunion
Centipeetle, but...
>Alone at Sea
Possible Jasper right after? Aw geez, it's unlikely. How long will be have to wait for her
>Greg the Babysitter
>Gem Hunt
If Alone at Sea isn't Jasper them this has to be.
And that's 10/2 bombs. Minimum bombs
>>3532127
Weird
>>3532127
Not bad
>>3531821
are you new? we all hate ourselves here
>>3532127
make peridot kissing amethyst
>>3532141
assuming that list is in order
>>3532098
Something about a woman being the polar opposite of submissive dead fish in bed turns me on. A girl who takes charge, and really just tries to get off herself without me doing much/caring about my own pleasure, also really turns me on. An experienced girl (preferably older) who ties me up/pins me down, and has sex with me against my will (even if it was hypothetically role play), really turns me on.
Last womyn I banged didn't do shit back, and I had to do all the work. Finding a girl that's assertive is a diamond in the rough.
>>3532127
On par with the animation from the foodfight movie, that's saying a lot considering. Good work man, keep at it.
>>3532167
Yeah
Been 100% since SWI I think
>>3532178
But
I mean
If you want it
How can it be rape
Because from that post you sound like you want it and wouldn't mind if it happened.
>>3532178
so you want a power bottom?
>>3532171
>lapidot_shippers.png
>>3532240
>I fantasize about being raped by a girl though
But
I mean
If you want it
How can it be rape
>>3532245
lel
>>3532256
Maybe he just likes the situation and circumstances of how it sounds really i wouldn't try to understand him but.
>>3532240
i don't think it requires pegging, it's just being dominant
i think
Be honest /sug/, have you ever had sex?
>>3532085
what?
What if Rose was as ruthless as Jasper for thousands and thousands of more years
>>3532155
schmuk
>>3532275
Our definitions of rape are different, probably.
>>3532311
No
And I'll never have it
>>3532311
I'm 28 and I've never gotten past kisses with a girl
>>3532312
she's really submissive, a sex slave nevertheless
>>3532178
you sound like a lazy piece of shit to me
>>3532357
What? How?
>>3532315
Nope sorry
Jasper is unredeemable
Stays in the hole
>>3532311
Yes.
>>3532330
thanks, saved.
>>3532315
Well they do have the same body type, when you compare their official models side by side. Wouldn't surprise me, and she was an implied military tactical genius.
>>3532330
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3532312
I didn't like this ship at first but...
>>3532380
I don't now man, I had a couple girlfriend, but it never worked out. Now I'm either working or relaxing on my day off, so I usually don't go out. Certainly not to like a bar or something where you might meet someone
Always fun to watch
>>3532548
Heh
This gif sucks
This is a pretty vague request but..
Does anyone have that scared lion panel edit?
>>3532395
Jasper has wider shoulders is all
If we get to see rose in pants or shorts, then we could maybe see even more similarity
>>3532256
Christ. Okay, i just want a super dominant QT to have sex with me while we roleplay that it's against my own will. Are you happy now?
>>3532578
Your waifu sucks
>>3532330
I laughed.
Harder than I should of.
Why is this so funny?
>>3532621
Yes
Thank you anon
Do you guys think I could legally marry Pearl or would copyright stuff make it impossible?
>>3532657
Anon, I...
>>3528513
>>3528528
>>3528541
>>3532638
don't
copy my writing format
you anti-rape normie
>>3529266
>"I didn't believe"
Neither did I ;-;
>yellow diamonds gem weapon
>>3532657
Awww, you really love your waifu.
Bless your heart.
But you can't legally marry Pearl because I already have.
So unless you want to put on a skirt and become my concubine, there's no way you'll be in a union involving her.
perla es mi esposa
>>3532735
Y una mierda, es mia y solo mia.
Zuke just reblogged an amethyst picture for the first time in practically years
She definitely read the greentext fic and is trying to repent
>>3532688
>anti-rape normie
You have me confused with someone else.
I just argued for 10 minutes about why someone raping me is my fetish to some anon, on the internet.
>>3532311
No and I doubt I ever will
>>3532775
Vete a la mierda panchito.
Perla es mia, y punto.
>>3532709
May I see your marriage license?
>>3532548
Always fun to watch people complain about top-tier animation because their waifu loses
>>3532754
kek
>>3532311
Actually yes.
alcohol does wonders to your self esteem and confidence.
>>3532799
oh
i thought you were the other guy
sorry
>>3532860
no
problem
friendo
>>3532685
Do you REALLY want to engage into sexual intercourse with me or you just think it's funny to say it?
>>3532816
Right here bud, timestamp and location.
You nasty little whore, you came. I don't even have a fucking nose and I can smell it.
>>3532931
so is she chinese or japanese
>>3532949
she's a nigger
a curry nigger
>>3532311
Yeah, I've actually fucked 5 people. Except four of them were one-time-only fucks that happened with the aid of booze. The first person was my gf at the time so I had regular clam access, which was nice, but I was 16 and the whole relationship only lasted for like six months.
I would rather be a virgin again if it meant I could hold Pearl's hand.
>>3532925
I'm gonna have to see your ID and credit card number to verify this.
Which one of you was this?
>>3532978
Just call the number on the license pal
>>3532070
hey everyone, this person literally bans people for talking politics while she's online
"politics are dumb" - milk
>>3532986
probably no one on this degenerate /trash/ version of an autist infested general, on a shitty board, on an even shittier website.
Probably just a regular person who likes Lapis.
>>3532986
No one, because /sug/ doesn't play shit games
>>3532925
eeeeeeuuuhhhhokay, pal
this all looks legit
>>3532949
Native American
>>3532949
She's American. Her name is Connie.
>>3532604
I like the idea that all of the quartz gems look roughly the same, with Amethyst's "overcooked" status being the reason why she looks so different.
>>3532977
Your mum doesn´t count as a gf
>>3533038
Haha
>>3532977
nice blog yo
>>3532996
Politics aren't relevant in SU regardless.
>>3533009
>>3533010
Oh, I thought I'd finally be able to find somebody on here to play with. I'll just go be alone again.
>>3532986
me
get fucked Hppppppppppppppppppp fucking faggot
>>3532949
let's see what the meat thermometer says
>>3533060
What game?
I like having fun with people but I don't know anyone on steam because I'm unpleasant.
>>3530905
>anything
>bannable in trash
W E W
L A D
Have you ever just stopped and thought about how most of the people in these generals are fat
>>3533056
sorry
>>3533114
Shota and loli is bannable, theoretically.
>>3533126
I'm skinny as shit.
5'10 145
>>3533059
But Trump will make anime, and therefore Steven Universe, real
>>3533091
The screenshot says H1Z1
>>3533091
H1Z1: King of the Kill, it's an unoptimized mess but it's something I've been addicted to for the past couple months.
>>3533126
Yes actually.
I'm only a little chubby but I often think of the people here as tubs of lard, despite occasional evidence to the contrary.
>>3532311
I have a daughter actually, we watch the show together
>>3532993
Ahhahaha! Good meme friend!
>>3533152
Oh yes, it's shit right?
I don't wanna spend money on shit though I would like someone to play stuff with.
>>3533059
no one talks about SU in there most of the time anyway, it's just spergs ERPing and talking about how depressing their lives are
not in here though! Nothing but good times in the OFFICIAL discord!!!
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
>>3533167
what meme?
>>3533157
Dude come on, that's fucked up she's your daughter
Pearl is my wife and I can prove it.
>>3533167
I´d seek medical help from Priyanka
>>3533184
>Linking away from a discord with another discord
I'm glad i can just add your link to a filter.
>>3533126
60kg
is that fat in murrican
>>3533177
It runs like shit on most computers, but I find it fun. What games do you enjoy at the moment?
>>3533195
Damn anon, you are a cutie.
>>3533213
Not unless you're short
>>3533157
DOES SHE LIKES THE POIL
>>3533213
only if you're really short
>>3533195
its fake. you can tell by the pixels
>>3533195
Yeah... That's not valid here or in any galaxy with a somewhat-intelligent general population.
>>3533195
No stamp or seal?
This is looking very suspicious.
>>3533218
Well recently I've been too busy doing Steven universe related stuff but mostly I play mb warband.
Sometimes bf4, rs siege, ro2 if I feel like shootan.
>>3533157
That's cute! Cute!
>>3533232
No she likes Peridot, which I kind of regret because she started calling people and things that she doesn't like clods
>>3532548
How did Amethyst end up above Lapis?
>>3533261
I haven't played Mountain Blade in forever, I should really give that another go sometime. The only other game I have on that list is RO2, but I don't have the Japanese DLC.
>>3533157
who's her gemfu?
>>3533266
Your kid has good taste.
>>3533302
She's 10 anon, she's too young for that
>>3532548
Nice animation, bait plot. Amethyst didn't even manage to carry of her water clone.
>>3533324
Good thing Lapis isn't made of water then.
>>3533266
that's dumb but really cute
tell her she's a clod
>>3533324
The water clones are FUCKING BULLSHIT
Needs to be retconned
>>3533324
Lapis had a ocean to her advantage.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10513663
let's settle this
>>3533290
I dunno, the animator might just like purple dick, because Lapis is exponentially more powerful than Amethyst.
>>3532949
She's an indian weeb
>>3533380
>no multiple choice
WHY DO YOU HATE ME, GOD?!?
>>3533380
But I like fat chicks.
>>3533351
She was reading a comic, so I said "What are you reading clod"
She stuck her tongue out at me and said "No your a cod dad"
>>3533380
bearl :DDDD
>>3533413
then dont vote for rose or amethyst
>>3533381
Braindead cunt was prancing around a battlefield when she got she got lovetapped on the back and poofed
>>3533380
>No diamond options.
>No fusions except for Garnet.
Poor poll, pogodi.
>>3533414
She called me a clod, not a cod.
oops
>>3533380
>there are people in this thread, RIGHT NOW, who wouldnt pick Pearl.
Savages, the lot of you.
>It's Wednesday.
>Get excited about getting a "Your Order has Shipped!" email from the CN Shop today because that's when they were supposed to ship my Funko set.
>Day passes without an email, assume that it hasn't shipped yet due to CN's incompetence.
>It's now Thursday, no email received.
>Check page, ship date has changed to Friday.
>Get annoyed, decide to wait until Friday.
>No email, ship date has now changed to the 21st.
>
Well, I can't say that I'm surprised by this.
But I wonder what's happening on CN's end now to cause all of these constant delays, this isn't normal.
>>3533439
too late for that, you're a cod now
>>3533414
that's really freaking cute
>>3533414
>>3533439
I'm sorry, but your diagnosis was quite conclusive: you are a freshwater fish.
>>3533380
>no Jasper
>>3533445
They're clearly getting in a whole bunch of new merchandise to spearhead the Summer of Steven event that they'll be announcing tomorrow! Surely! Absolutely! No doubt about it! You betcha!
>>3533414
Let's hope she never finds out you go to this kind of place dadanon.
>>3532127
You should.
You should also scale down her hands a teensy bit.
>>3533483
Only the gems that are alive..
And rose is TECHNICALLY, still alive so she gets a pass.
Jasper is dead and gone, out of the series, bye bye.
>>3533380
rose is for fug. canon
>>3533506
>le jasper is dead meme
>>3533291
Damn.
You play PR?
>>3533475
>freshwater fish
Cod are primarily, a saltwater fish species.
>>3533542
Eh?
>>3533506
did someone call my name?
>>3533566
Project Reality
>>3533515
>denial that your shit waifu isn't dead
I almost feel bad for you
>>3533486
I mean, I'm not hiding in my study while on 4chan. We are watching a movie kind of right now. But I'm also on my labtop and she is reading calvin and hobbs.
she is on the other couch and she can't see my screen, but it isn't like I'm looking at porn or anything. It's nice here right now, she doesn't have to go to bet because there isn't any school tomorrow and I don't have to work, so we are just spending some time hanging out
>>3533266
>>3533414
Jesus that's adorable. I hope to someday have kids to watch cartoons with too, kind of jealous honestly.
>>3533311
This hair isn't big enough, triggrd
>>3533591
Anon are you divorced or something?
>>3532578
>>3532827
>>3533290
>>3533324
>>3533381
Seeing people get triggered by this will never get old.
>>3533591
Just messing with you man, you seem like a good dad, besides the 4chan degeneracy, but we're only human.
Also, your daughter already has good taste if she's reading calvin and hobbes.
>>3533571
Oh, nope. Looks fun though. Is there still a pretty good sized community?
>>3533591
tell her that peridot is just a meme gem
>>3533614
Seconding this, introduce her to some other comics when she gets older.
Like Spy VS Spy and Don Martin's works, those are good.
>>3533596
>I hope to someday have kids to watch cartoons with too, kind of jealous honestly.
I sometimes think this too, until I see some poor parents little bastards screaming their heads off like banshees, and just being annoying little fuckers.
>>3533212
the fuck makes you think anyone wants you there!!!
>>3533572
>Implying Jasper is my waifu
>>3533701
The fuck makes you think anyone wants to come?
Nothing but your autism.
>>3533624
Yes.
At least 1-2 full NA servers at all times, there are euro ones too.
Who will take Peri's fusion virginity?
>>3533614
Man I got her the Calvin and Hobbs collection books, and she burned through the in a couple weeks. I think she's read them front to back a dozen times now, SO I stared buying her the Garfield collections and Shermans Lagoon. She seem to like them as well
>>3533734
hopefully lapis
i want too see those two fuse as much as i want to see steven and poil fuse
>>3533734
An entirely new Gem from Homeworld
>>3533692
Eh, kids are kids, we've all been there. I feel like one of very few people these days that legitimately wants to have kids, despite some of the earlier stuff you have to deal with.
>>3533760
>lapidot
I have no respect for you as a human being
>poil and Steven
I have only the greatest respect for you, shine on
>>3533315
who's her favorite gem then?
>>3533813
Peridot anon. Jeepers she's 10 and she pays more attention to stuff then you
>>3533746
>Garfield
This is where you went wrong.
>>3533734
No one. She's not really a direct fighter, and outside of the perma-fusion, Crystal Gems only fuse in emergencies or battle.
>>3533550
Indeed, as they are primarily ocean dwelling fish, such as the Atlantic cod. Still, the diagnosis was rather decisive on the matter. If Mr. Cod wants a second opinion, I'd advise him to see a certified specialist on the matter.
>>3533800
i don't ship them, i just like that combination
>>3533733
Well I might check that out sometime as well then.
>>3533850
d-do you fish?
I am a real sucker for fishing.
>>3533849
What's wrong with old Garfield comics?
>>3533927
>old Garfield
Nothing. Thought you meant the new soulless garbage of a comic.
>>3533137
Dude that's like nothing. I'm 6'1 and 125 lbs.
>>3533734
Hope she never fuses
>>3533951
Well When should I stop? I gave her all my old books
sug pls recommend me some fun online games. it can be whatever, just something you think is worth buying/downloading
>>3533960
Woah there skelly, eat a cheeseburger.
So, guesses on the diamond's weapons?
I'm betting on YD using a sword and either BD or WD using a wand
>>3533746
show her hellboy, you'll get her interested in comics, art or myths and folclore
>>3533960
Anon you're actually unhealthily underweight, you really should eat more if you can afford to.
>>3534021
Hearts of Iron 4
if you like that kind of game anyway
>>3534034
I don't know if the Diamonds would even have proper weapons, or if they just have some absolutely absurd powers.
>>3534035
Maybe when she is older. I'd probably just download all of them for her or something. Goodness know how much buying all of them would cost
>>3533746
Man, I want to ask you a bunch of questions but t would probably be weird and kind of creepy
>>3533888
Once upon a time, I did, with my family. Never seriously or anything, just as a nice family bonding activity, or later as a way to spend time with friends.
I never really got into fishing as a solo activity, which is part of why I don't do it anymore. Trying to scheduling weekends together to do something is tricky enough without also needing to get a license and buy whatever replacement gear we need at this point.
>>3534094
Hellboy and Atomic Robo are super fun to read
>>3534084
No, weapons and powers are separate and according to Gem Glow every gem has a weapon. Lapis's are her wings, which are very clearly made from her gem and not the surrounding water
Sapphire's weapon isn't confirmed but the two big guesses are brass knuckles and Garnet's shades
>>3534167
>Biggest
>Garnet's Shades.
Anon it's just that one artist/anon.
>>3534187
there's a reason I listed it second. There are only like 3 possible weapons for her: brass knuckles, another gauntlet, and glasses
>>3534167
What I meant was, I think that the Diamonds may have such insane powers that they just don't use weapons. Why use a sword when you could blink someone out of reality?
>>3529278
Here's Amethyst and Poil.
>>3534151
Go to the fishing general, get some cheap set up, and find a day to fish.
Thank me later.
>>3534222
My wife died, it isn't something I really want to talk about
>>3534073
Someone edit this into Steven.
>>3529435
It would surprise me, although it's in her nature to serve, she's also one heck of a stubborn gem.
However, I would kind of like to have Pearl as a villain. She's so strong, intelligent, yet insane.
>>3534243
im sorry to hear that anon
>>3534217
It could really be anything though but cosmetic equipment is just dumb, i like the artist that suggests it but that's just utterly dumb.
>>3534283
are you saying you want a she-joker type character?
>>3534224
That's a fair point though it's possible that gems with awesome powers might have other things as weapons, like Steven's shield or Lapis's wings
Honestly, this talk is making me wonder what centipeetle's weapon is, since she's minion generator and can spit acid...
Wait, what if to avoid showing her vomit every time she attacks, they make her weapon a water gun full of acid?
>>3534243
dude.....
I'm sorry anon.
>>3534295
It happened years ago, I've come to terms with it. I just wish she could have seen her daughter grow up, and my daughter get a chance to even have memories of her
>>3534243
Damn, I'm really sorry to hear that.
>>3534346
these feels just ran a train on me, and didn't pull out.
I hope you, and your daughter the best.
>>3534304
The shades were my thing, not some artist, and I know that feel but some weapons are just dumb, Like Jasper's helmet
Alternatively, her weapon could be her goggles rather than her shades. In that case it's protective eyewear that can resist even lava
>>3533195
Congratulations.
>>3534346
Fuck I'm sorry guys
I didn't to think responding would hurt
But I got tears thing about it again
My daughter asked if I was reading a sad story
Fuck I'm sorry
>>3534396
Are you Xman than?
Because Xman was an artist who expressed that kind of opinion for Sapphire's weapon.
>>3534346
As a person who grew up with a single parent, she's going to turn out just fine. It's sad to never know one of parents but you're a good father. You're doing your best, keep on doing that. Love you, man. Give your daughter a hug.
>>3534346
that brought tears to me
i hope that everything goes well for you two
>>3534431
link?
>>3533377
She had enough water to create a water tornado, she had enough for clones.
Take this pic with no relation what we're talking about because memes are the salvation for life's madness.
>>3534346
>>3534243
>>3534422
don't worry about it, you are probably good people and a good dad.
i'm married and if they died i'd kill myself pretty quickly so you are way stronger than you.
>like in the real way
>>3534475
The artist?
I mean i got only a couple of his stuff saved but he rarely shows up anymore.
>>3534422
Dammit anon i didn´t ask for these feels
Please don´t let anything happen to that little girl
>>3534305
Although I totally love Joker, I wouldn't see Pearl as this insane type. I wouldn't see her laugh out loud, doing stuff for fun and jumping into situation without planning ahead.
I'd see her insane as in picturing impossible crazy plan and making them work by her mad precision. I could picture villain Pearl restarting the Kindergarten by herself and using these Amethysts as human shield. I could picture her rebuilding the Homeworld Warship by herself. That type of intellectual insanity.
>>3534510
>You´ll never buy an hour with whore Ruby
I'm sorry about that last bit. I didn't really mean to post anything at all to be honest. You are all fantastic people but I don't think I'm going to post personal stuff again.
Anyway I have to get my daughter ready for bed, goodnight /sug/
>>3534580
Good night, dad anon! Wish her sweet dreams!
>>3534580
Goodnight dad anon, we really do love you!
>>3534580
good night
hope everything goes alright for you two
>>3534580
I really wanna troll you and post something bad about your daughter,
but its too much for me, I can't troll you
So instead I say this
>Bless you and you daughter, and may you both live long and prosper
>goodnight dadanon, godspeed
>>3534580
Night based dad anon. It makes me happy knowing someone like you exists in the world.
>>3534661
LOL
MASSIVE FAGGOTS
THE LOT OF YA!
>>3534580
Goodnight, sweet dreams to you two.
We love you.
>>3534686
Yeah, have a problem with that?
incest?
I didn't think I'd be thinking/feeling this deeply, while browsing /trashsug/ high, on a Friday night.
>>3534580
>>3534580
God bless you and your daughter anon
>>3534715
No incest here
*plap plap plap*
>>3534702
Nope
I'm as much as a faggot as any other anon
Just wondering why the thread suddenly turned into a faggot feelings fest for a sec there
>>3534736
molestacion?
>>3534580
Im honestly curious, hate to be the one to ask tho, but...
Do you have incest or have ever considered incest with your daughter
>you can call me an asshole, but I honestly wanna know
>>3534758
tal vez
There aren't enough Sapphire lewds.
This is fact.
>>3534747
No u
>>3534828
Stop
>>3534828
There aren't enough Sardonyx and Sugilite lewd either.
>>3534828
Huh
You are right
Where the saphy lewds be at?
>>3534828
Alright you were funny the first couple of times but now this is just becoming spam.
>>3534828
Why don't people draw Sapphire with one titty
It'd make sense
She has one eye after all
>>3534720
Honestly
Who did anon, who did
>>3534815
puta, no sabia que era casi la misma palabra
igual perla es la mejor perla y mama
>the episode where Pearl casts Amethyst into a pit of hellfire for making fun of her
>>3534805
>>3534924
Is this a
yes..?
Guys, the idea that Sapphire's weapon is Garnet's goggles makes so much sense
>all weapons are symbolic of their owner's identity
>Sapphire is a seer
>weapons need not be real weapons
>garnet's goggles are waterproof, lavaproof, and can survive the pressure at the ocean floor and the bottom of a lava lake
>they exist to protect sapphire's greatest asset and main purpose
>Sapphire needs her eye open to see the future
>>3534847
>>3534862
Why, what ever do you mean, Anon? I'm only bemoaning the lack of Saucy Sapphire.
Life is pain when there are no Sapphire lewds.
>>3534970
Cease
Got a request from tumblr that actually worked for once.
So, any edit requests tonight?
>>3534959
Except the gems can summon ANYTHING to their disposal.
Saying her shades are her weapon is like saying the piece of police tape Pearl summoned is her weapon as well.
>>3534992
r Julius?
>the episode where Peridot agressively strips for Garnet
>>3534970
I already gave you the Professor Oak speech yesterday.
Just don't.
>>3535022
Pearl didn't create the police tape with her gem, she stored the police tape within her gem.
And I think storing stuff in her gem is something only Pearl has been shown to do.
>>3535050
To
Late
Anon
>>3534970
We gave you plenty yesterday. I told you then to wait a few days before posting this again. But you just had to be a faggot, didn't you.
>>3534994
This with Pearl
>>3535096
It is a little thing called
Alzheimer's
You fegit
>>3534994
something like this but with yellow pearl
>>3534994
I want Greg like this.
>>3535111
CHECKED!!!!!!!!!
>>3535183
calm down autismo
>>3535169
gone
>>3534862
>>3535050
>>3535096
Your is why there aren't enough Sapphire lewds.
>>3535247
Quit shitposting.
And come up with a different filename i'd hate to be mistaken for someone who can't accept what they've been given.
>>3535247
no one likes sapphire
fuck off
>>3535247
draw them yourself, nigger
>>3534994
This with Pearl?
>>3535267
You don't own file names
>>3535269
i aint got no better pic
fuck
>>3534994
I don't really care which girls. Maybe Ruby and Sapphire? Or whoever you ship.
>>3534758
>molestacion
se dice: abuso
A-B-U-S-O
>>3535267
Sapphire anon you're pretty distinguishable in the way that you post, I wouldn't worry too much about it. You're pretty level-headed and I don't think I've ever seen you shitpost, let alone ask for porn.
>Dadanon goes to bed
>Thread goes right to shit
Why?
>>3535362
/trash/ mate.
>>3535362
No parental supervision.
>>3535355
queria poner "molestation"
no me hagas bullying
>>3535269
How about this then?
>>3535269
>>3535355
>>3535166
>>3535111
>>3535022
>>3534688
>>3534422
>>3534311
>>3533888
>>3533800
>>3533744
>>3533733
>>3533566
>>3533377
>>3533311
>>3533266
>>3533177
>>3532977
>>3532799
>>3532688
>>3532499
>>3532311
>>3532155
>>3532144
>>3531866
>>3530866
>>3530833
>>3530799
>>3530700
>>3530622
>>3530577
>>3530344
>>3530322
>>3530211
>>3530177
>>3529900
>>3529377
>>3529266
>>3528611
>>3528566
>>3528511
>>3528177
>>3527844
>>3521699
CHECKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3535405
está bien.
>>3535362
Because there aren't enough Sapphire lewds?
>>3535454
>got one trips
>no dubs
Disapponted tb.h
>>3535490
Desist
Since a new thread needs to be made soon don't forget the op format. --> >>3528557
>>3535490
Why not more ruby lewds? Ruby isn't for lewd?
>>3535558
NO PROB BOB
O
P
R
O
B
B
O
B
>>3535558
>A new thread needs to be made soon.
>155 images posted.
>Page 6.
Anon...
>>3535603
Soon can be a long time though.
I mean look at our hiatuses.
>>3535570
Which Ruby?
>>3533800
>I have no respect for you as a human being
That coming from a nobody doesn't really phase honestly.
>>3535618
There's soon, and then there's SOON™.
>>3535646
All of them
New episode
CUMMING
S O O N
O
O
N
>>3535676
>™
Nice little extra at the end there
>>3535691
Nooby Ruby and Fab Ruby would be the best for lewd. Their just too cute.
Ninja Ruby and Punished Ruby scare me. No lewd for them.
Senpai Ruby is too dorky for lewd.
>>3535646
All of them, except retard ruby, she's for hugs.
>>3535709
but when
>CN just dumping that UG episode that was supposed to air tomorrow.
So they CAN just drop and change shit around on the fly. I mean it's not exactly rocket science to make a schedule, but damn if this doesn't show that they're just holding back these episodes for some convoluted reason.
>>3535758
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJAgrUBF4w
>>3535755
She wouldn't know what to do with a dick if she had an instructional video.
>>3535814
Pearl
>>3534994
This with Lapis
>>3535669
>responding an hour later to something that wasn't even addressed at you with "I totally don't care"
I'm not convinced.
>>3535166
We don't see the EMP summoned, just Peridot reaching behind her head and pulling it out, video game style. I can't refute the pyramid key, though. I didn't remember that detail at all, so thanks for pointing that out.
Watching it again, that was a weird scene, with Pearl not seeming to know the details of the mission, yet Garnet being prepared with the key. I guess that's just how Garnet operates though, along with her solo missions that she doesn't seem to talk to the others about much. Perhaps it's Rose's influence, having given Garnet the impression that keeping secrets is an important part of being a leader.
>>3535603
As long as we ignore Brad's threads.
Put it this way; treat it like Kim made it.
>>3535814
Pearl fag
>>3535866
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>>3521699
Checked
Can we all agree that Ninja Ruby or whatever her gimmick was supposed to be is the lamest Ruby?
>>3535840
THIS WITH PEARL!
>>3535900
Damnit you g
>>3535894
anon, hey anon
don't be a fag
>>3535894
STOP
T
O
P
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>>3521699
Checked em
>>3535814
Watching this video was really relaxing.
>>3535969
one day, you'll have to check yourself
Hey lapis fags
What if lapis doesn't actually have water powers, but rather
lapis has sound manipulating powers
think about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uENITui5_jU
>>3535900
She wasn't a ninja. She was a dumb brute. Did you competly ignore her bicep gem and unibrow?
keep getting those dubs guys
>>3536026
She has already been associated with sound
>wailing stone
I am NOT a lapisfag
>>3536026
>mfw this actually makes some sense
woah
>>3536003
You are welcum
>>3536026
what if you're mom has cock manipulating powers
>>3536026
She can freeze water too.
>>3536110
My mum is pearl so,
Pearl confirmed cockbender
>>3536110
*your
>>3536149
Steven you're not old enough to be here.
>>3536169
**your're
>>3536173
Well, steven is like his own mom
so he can do what he wants
Try to prove that Jasper wasn't made on earth.
>no answering questions with questions
>>3528369
Never give up on Pearl. Even if she breaks.
>>3536196
***your'e
>>3536212
she was sent from homeworld with a young gem and a prisoner
>>3536026
Would make some kind of sense.
DJ Lapis.
>>3536254
****FUCK NIGGERS
>>3536292
>being nigga
>not having featured length
why live?
>>3536260
Explanation: she was born sometime before the war broke out, survived, was one of the gems who made it back to Homeworld (by Galaxy warp or a kind of spaceship seen in SOW)
Them simply 5k years later she was assigned this cluster mission as you said.
>>3536204
It's that mindset that can lose a boy his TV privileges. For one thousand years.
>>3536344
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>>3535844
Checkarooo
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>>3536346
that doesn't change anything and makes the story a little more complicated and unrealistic
dubs???
>>3533380
Where's Armstrong? I want the cluster benis.
>>3536526
no, partner, THIS post has dubs.
>>3536549
You suck.
>>3536549
where?
>>3527854
>>3536549
You call that dubs? These are dubs.
>>3536396
I don't see how it complicates anything. What's unrealistic?
Why would waving your hand and saying she came to earth only for the war, escaped back to HW on only the two possible ways (ship and warp), then coming back 5k years for her cluster mission be any better? Being made on earth adds one little detail that has the potential to provide great drama and eventual bonding with other earthlings (with amethyst for example)
Jasper said she fought in the war and also
>I know what a human is
>>3536600
ch...ch...che...check....CHECKERS!!!
>>3536606
no, buddy, these are dubs. Check'em.
>>3528513
>>3536644
oh
oh?
oh!
OH!
OOOHH!!!!
CHECK!!!!!!
CHEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!
FUCKING CHEcKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>checked
>>3536644
jfc CHECK EM
>>3536212
There is no reason to believe that she was. Quartzes have a major military role on Homeworld and it's extremely unlikely that Rose was made on Earth given her history. The assumption that all quartzes are made on Earth is unfounded.
Yes, there is Peridot's line to Steven, but she already knew he was from Earth. Considering that, it's likely that when she said "you must have been made here", "here" was referring to the Kindergarten, not the planet (remember her previous line "it must have been in much better shape when you emerged"; she DID assume Steven was made in the Prime Kindergarten specifically). Which itself might imply that the Beta Kindergarten did not produce quartzes, and that a single Kindergarten can produce more than one species of Gem, though perhaps limited by their "race" (eg quartzes).
I love you all,
I really wish I could suck the creamy white goodness that is your jizz, stright from all of your hard hot rods that are you meat shticks, aka penises
>tfw, I can't
>>3536644
Czech'd
>>3535468
i would love to see pictures of a cute poil
Hey anons
when are they going to make an SU version of this
I am still waiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHbWL5Z9T4&feature=youtu.be
>>3535169
Okay, yeah, no. Tried it. Looked terrifying and wrong. Not happening.
>>3535312
Why that panel specifically? I've done him as Pearl before but that panel doesn't really seem fitting.
>>3535329
Not sure who I'd do for this really in any meaningful way. Best I could think of is maybe trying it with Connie and Steven since Robin's nose is already like Connie's.
Might try that.
>>3535415
That's really creepy looking, and still not feeling that one.
>>3535453
You though, were persistent and it worked out well enough, so here.
>>3535840
>>3535918
Gonna try this one with Lapis. Don't get to do ones with her often that have her gem visible.
Might not get to them tonight though.
>>3536761
I accept that there's nothing concrete saying she does. But there's also nothing suggesting she was not, only soft things that could be taken as yes made on earth
It would be an awesome twist, too, that distinguishes her from the other HW-born HW gems. The embittered earth hater...who was made on earth herself.
There's also the flashback that shows tons of Jaspers on earth dying left and right, of which even more Jasper accurate than we have ever seen before. They had nose gems and were orange with a stripe. The Quartzes in The Answer had eye gems and weren't orange
I definitely don't think Rose was made on earth, since gems live so damn long it's not unlikely HW conquered another planet with earth-like conditions for quartz production. Also, Rose Quartzes might be a rare gem like sapphire. Maybe even one of a kind.
I don't see Jasper having been made on earth hampering the story, only increasing potential
>>3536991
HORY SHIT
One of my posts was in this one
infinite KEKS!
>>3536644
When will I get dubs
>>3537003
thanks man!
i wasn't persistent tho, it was another anon
>>3537098
probably never desu
>>3537089
kys
>>3537130
Fuck
It's not fair
>>3536991
Hasn't that been done already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTNAtS2Mvcc
>>3537130
I want to cum inside Pearl
would you pamper her, /sug/?
>>3537003
>Why that panel... ...seem fitting.
I don't only Reginald pic I had, give me a sec, I'll find a better one.
>>3537199
ha
Kekked this
Why doesn't someone make a ?trash? version tho?
>>3537214
I'd kill her
>>3537214
Maybe if she wasn't fat and smelly, she could get pampered.
>>3537201
i want to cum inside you
>>3536969
>>3537214
She already is fat and smelly and acts like a little infant, soon enough she'll get her wish
>>3537199
That ending
wtf
>>3537222
Sure. In the meantime, this is the other Reginald Pearl I've done.
>>3537222
I slaughtered that first sentence, sorry.
>it was the only Reginald pic I had
>>3537304
Damn, nifty! Thanks!
>>3536991
Man, these are always the best
I have watched every single one
well done homer
>>3534994
Priyanka?
>>3537423
why not connie?
>>3537458
Too young
>>3537458
She's shit and Bayo is a milf too.
>>3537458
why not peri?
>>3537304
Actually, on second thought. I'll find a picture next time you come around. See you, edit-anon.
>>3537494
peri a shit
>>3537478
connie is the best
>>3537588
peri a cute
>>3537615
peri second worst gem. that's a fact
>>3537635
who's the worst gem then?
>>3537660
lapis naturally
>>3533290
When the water-hand grabbed her, Amethyst went Sanic mode and burst from the top of the water-appendage.
The animator tried to go with that, but it doesn't carry well on black and white line-art.
>>3533381
Eh, She's like Batman.
With some time, she can fuck up most anyone by getting a good amount of water.
By herself though, doesn't' seem like she can generate all that much at once. Never seen more than her wings.
These threads keep getting slower
I think Pearl is the best gem, not becuase she's a waifu but because she's probably one of the most complex characters in the history of western animation.
On the surface she's steven's overprotective, domestic godmother who just happens to be an alien superhero. Go a level down and you find she's never gotten over her obsessive love with rose. One step more and she's a former slave with identity issues, and her habitual cleaning is a result of her conditioning. She loved rose for freeing her and was developed a martyr complex trying to protect her, even when she was capable of defending herself. Then you get to the bottom and you realize she hates her godson in silence for taking rose away from her, and hates herself even more for blaming a child who loves her unconditionally and embodied everything rose stood for.
God, looking at it, the crew failed horribly with Garnet's backstory compared to the masterpiece that is pearl
>Homestuck gets to have a not!general while we're stuck in the /trash/ ghetto
We just need to stop making threads with titles.
>>3537832
When this baby hits 24 posters, you're going to see some serious shit.
>>3537885
actually, even worse, they completely blew it with Lapis. If they had gone with the idea that she was a scout, that would have been fucking amazing.
Maybe they still have a chance with Jasper
>>3537832
We're in dire need of a new episode.
>>3536991
Damn
the ride never ends does it
Why can't /sug/ learn a thing or two on how to be as fun as /mlp/
it is boring as fuck here sometimes
we need some action and activity in here damn it
>>3537885
>she's probably one of the most complex characters in the history of western animation.
I like Pearl, but come the fuck on.
>>3536991
>tfw three of my posts made in here
Wow, I feel so accomplished
Maybe I should lurk moar on /mlp/
>>3537942
give me five more complex characters in western animation
>>3537832
Just like you
>>3537918
Well, we're not getting that anytime soon.
>>3537970
Define
"complex"
anon
>>3537918
CN WHERE IS MY SUMMER OF STEVEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3537832
thank god for this
>>3537981
Well then some faggot needs to make a thread simulator out of this thread stat
/sug/ needs to be entertained somehow
>>3537973
Damn man, I come here to escape from my sad life. Not to be pushed back.
>>3538040
You should be pushed back int your mum's womb
>>3538007
I saw the new episodes yesterday, they were great
lots of memes, character development, plotline progress,
over-all the new episodes were worth the wait
and then
I woke up
>>3538060
Anon, please no :'(
>>3538040
Lurkk moar
I don't normally save OCs that aren't fan fusions, but I love happyds's art.
This one's missing the arm because that's where the canon goes when it's summoned.
>>3538060
don't be an ass anon
>>3538110
No, (You)s are a hell of a drug.
>>3537911
How do you know she's NOT a scout? We still don't know jack about Lapis, and if she was even telling the whole truth
Jasper will be great though...
>>3538145
Fucking stupid, but I'd cum on her belly
>>3538177
She's stupid cute.
And same.
>>3538107
Yeah, I´m sorry that was mean. I just like making jokes about people because it makes me feel better about my shitty life
>>3537985
how many separate layers of their personality does one have to factor in to understand their behavior and motivations
for example, consider Aang:
>he's a simple monk who just wants to do the right thing and avoid conflict
>inside he realizes violence is sometimes the only answer but doesn't want to accept it
>deep down his desire to avoid conflict loops around and through himself, resulting in cowardice which he only defeats by realizing if he does nothing people die en masse
BAM! complex character
>>3538167
I keep fluctuating back and forth between her being a scout and a reporter. Evidence is inconclusive, but her being a scout would completely reposition who she is. It would mean she's the one responsible for the entire plot of the show
would you let her crush you, /sug/?
>>3538236
Close, but you left the flockdraw in.
>>3538130
Post the rest please
>>3538293
I left the flockdraw in for people who want to draw stupid shit with people
>>3538269
It's okay my man. I am glad we came to understanding. Hope it gets better! Love you!
>>3538273
I don't see how that would mean she's responsible for the entire plot.
Rose would surely be farther down in the chain of events leading to the present.
>>3538348
I love you too anon
>>3538350
dude, if Lapis was a scout it means she was responsible for finding planets to colonize. "All they care about is earth, but I never believed in this place"
She was the one who found the earth, she was the one who saw early humans and decided it was uninhabited by intelligent life
>>3538409
:D
>>3538413
she was a scout for the war, not finding colonies
>>3538413
>lapis decides humans aren't intelligent life
The irony
>>3538312
that's all i got
sorry anon
>>3538456
That was never the theory.
>>3538433
I don't have any comfy SU pics, so have this Banepost instead
>>3538433
these dorks are pretty cute
>>3538585
You're a fun guy.
>>3538586
Totes cute.
>>3538672
>not sharing one straw for indirect kissing
lame
>>3538585
>Implying Baneposting isn't comfy
>>3538465
KEK KEK KEK
>>3538413
Multiple Lazulis
>>3538626
>fun guy
That's because I don´t have mush room
for you
>>3538413
Then she also "caused" the war
And the CGs starting the war is the only reason she hates them. So HER RETARDATION AND HISSY FITS ARE UNJUSTIFIED
She should be mad at Homeworld if anything.
>>3538864
Yeah, like it would be another random lapis
>>3538930
Two or more Lapii at once
>>3538890
there isn't enough room on this board for me and
for you
>>3538890
If I kept replying to you, would you die?
Thread dead?
>>3538958
Was replying to me part of your plan?
>>3538967
It would be extremely painful
>>3539223
You're a big guy
>>3538236
This tread is infested by pictures of ponies in diapers.
Why?
>>3539267
>>3539339
Because SU is MLP version 2.0
>>3539339
Some guy is on a witch hunt.
>>3539339
because you're in the >>>/trash/ can
>>3539545
Being part of both fandom I can tell you MLP is far worst than SU.