RWBY/RT Trash General #126: Light Reading Edition
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Nourish Neo.
>>3510369
>>3510369
>>3510384
>Neo image
>14 seconds
Are you he?
>>3510380
OTP
>>3510384
IS HE BACK?
>>3510440
She got the hips
>>3510384
>14 seconds
>nourish neo
could it be
V4 when?
>>3510472
neo booty neo booty neo booty
>>3510499
slap slap slap
>>3510440
>>3510465
>>3510482
>>3510496
Not soon enough.... Still trying to hit 1000 unique Neo image before then.
>>3510472
ye she does
>>3510542
>mfw only 685 for my best and only waifu
my dedication is weak
>>3510616
That's not bad at all. I probably would of been over 1000 by now but i stopped searching around the time the hiatus hit.
>>3510665
make that 686
thanks friend
>It's a Neo thread
Oh no I'm gonna get bullied
>>3510696
Your welcome.
>>3510745
shes comin for u
>>3510745
>Neo thread
Baked Alaska when?
>>3510745
You know i only started searching again recently for Neo images but there seems to be little new Baked Alaska images.
>>3510875
You're too l8 m8
>>3510384
how come when neoposter make a first post all the neofags wake up and start posting neo?
>>3510883
Good, it's a stupid ship.
>>3510959
Love?
>>3511002
But that's why I love it!
>>3510959
>Implying everyone that posts Neo is a Neofag
I'm a Blakefag, it just so happens that Neo is my second favorite girl
>>3510883
So going by filenames I guess you guys get you're art from Twitter?
>>3511091
i want to yank that stupid fucking thing off of yang's head
>>3511091
Its one location yes. Korean, Japanese & Chinese twitter accounts mostly.
>>3511157
care to share friend
>>3511142
Don't you touch it
>>3511157
I guess I should go to twitter pages
>>3511231
I just did just use search terms for characters in those languages and you should find yourself something new.
>>3511142
>>3511142
>>3511273
>>3510883
RubyXNeo is the new hotness
>>3511600
Even less of that. I would like to see more Neo x Ruby.
>>3510472
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>3511600
>>3511798
We need an edit for /trash/ and /co/
I want a Sundowner-esque villain in RWBY. Vicious, brutal and mocking in and out of combat.
Mercury kinda fits but I feel he's too sane and too typical with snarky/witty trash talk. I want someone to joke about chopping of legs n' shit.
>>3511929
>Forgetting about Adam
>>3511972
But Adam has no smiles and walks all calm and composed.
Finding a lot of sketches tonight.
>>3511972
Adam is closer to samstream jet
I want to ring the bell.
>>3512174
Only in weapon
Every other aspect, he's the edgehog
I wish the artist finished some of these, they are pretty nice.
>>3512236
>Every other aspect, hes the edgehog
I gotta disagree with that. I think Adam has kind of his own thing going on.
>>3512174
He's a lamer Vergil with Sam's weapon.
>>3512943
Who is that under Cinder's arm anyway?
>>3513077
I think its anime ozpin
>>3513077
looks like edge milf to me
>>3513077
Jaune, me thinks.
>>3512943
I love that neo and roman have the same devious smug smile
>>3513172
Like father, like daughter.
>>3513114
>Volume 3
Come on now
>>3513443
But she was there in MONTY'S VISION
>MONTY'S VISION
MONTY'S VISION
>MONTY'S VISION
MONTY'S VISION
>MONTY'S VISION
MONTY'S VISION
>MONTY'S VISION
MONTY'S VISION
Of volume 3.
What genres of music does your waifu listen to?
>>3513630
Buttrock.
Hey anons ove been away what did I miss any new waifu art?
>>3513630
>>3513647
>Roman died
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
>>3513962
depends who your waifu is
>>3514042
Yang
penny's smile
Oh well nope
>>3514150
penny a slut
>>3514150
Is somehow deader than Pyrrha's entire body.
>>3514245
leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave lave, alea
>>3513630
Human music
Or something classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhyhP_5VfKM
>>3514245
so slutty
>>3513630
Considering they're mostly teenage girls and normies it would probably similar to what's popular now with teenage girls.
So shit.
>>3514280
I wanna commission a neo giants image bit I'm poor and arts expensive....
>>3513630
Yang had a boy band poster over her bed.
So that.
>>3514478
I hate that they replaced Ray with Lil J on the poster in chibis
>>3514266
>>3514327
leave elave leave leabe leave leave leaveleve leave lave leave leave leacve lveqcv leave lEAVE
Tell me something comfy penny would do to help me sleep so I can sleep
>>3514599
She'd heat up her body and hug you when you're cold.
>>3514266
They could rebuild her but she will still be dead inside
>>3514599
She would hold you close and be there for you in the morning.
>>3514632
The will rebuild her.
Penny is naturally going to make a comeback, and the whole A.I. or human thing is gonna rear its head all over again.
>>3514599
never yell at you and always pay attention to you and kiss you and hug you and you're just really happy together you love eachother so much
Time to post jams that you listened to last.
Tell previous poster who would be most likely to listen to that sorta music.
Startin' off with a hard mode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmMy9uMt9c
>>3514864
that sounds like something ruby would enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrEdbKwivCI
>>3513962
Nothing you listen to.
Nobody in RWBY would like the things you like and would actually most likely hate them.
>>3515199
don;t be so mean anon
>>3514536
But he's no longer part of Acheive Men
>>3515199
>le ebin "YOU ARE TRASH" meme
>>3514976
>Nora listens to rap
I could see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Li_V5CUXo
>>3514976
Banesaw, even though he's thinking about a biological virus and doesn't quite "get" scrolls n' stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QXNtLaOnSE
>>3514599
Lay on you, causing you to sink into the mattress because of how much she weighs.
>>3514599
She chokes you to death because as a mechanical being she does not understand death.
>>3515306
>This anal pain over something that would most likely be true.
>>3515659
>Continuing to project your own insecurities
>On a Portuguese portrait collection site
Wew lad
>>3515306
They're socially active teenage girls.
Why wouldn't that be true.
>>3515744
>portugese
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>3515744
>Project
Is that the new meme in terms of people keep using it without knowing what it means?
>>3515744
>Dew you really think that
you missed that
>>3515744
>Continuing to project your own insecurities
Okay this is really starting to bother me.
Can people genuinely not tell when somebody is trying to insult them?
>>3515877
Can I get some context?
>>3515335
penny or weiss, probably
maybe blake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpqct1zMqTE
please do not bully me for my shit taste
>>3514687
>Penny is naturally going to make a comeback
So is Pyrrha.
The only thing that remains to be seen is if she's going to come back as some Lightning Farron Mary-Sue Supreme angel bitch, or a hollow revenant abomination bent on tormenting the living as recompense for her death.
>>3516038
If she does come back, it'll be to save Jaune from some fatal attack or something, just to show her spirit is still with him
>>3516038
>a hollow revenant abomination bent on tormenting the living
>"I know you're in there somewhere!"
>>3516168
>>3516168
>Shoves Jaune straight into another fatal attack.
>>3516362
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Shoves him off a cliff
>He hits his head and Salem finds him.
>Playing M&B: Warband Floris Mod Pack
>Recruit female companion who ran away from home because her father started hanging every female in the village
>Every male companion tells me to shut her up because the story is complete bs
>Always tell them off and that they should respect her
Am I making the right choices?
>>3516326
>That retarded as fuck armor.
>>3515901
He's talking about that Weissfriend who claimed to have purposely gotten us banned from /co/.
>>3516414
>Years pass
>Jaune is saved.
>Salem's brainwashing is undone
>"JAUNE I'LL SAVE YOU"
>Shoves him off another cliff and Cinder finds him.
>>3516207
Not going to lie, the "I know you're in there somewhere" is one of my favorite cliches.
>>3516458
No I mean context in terms of was the guy in the cap joking?
>>3516207
>You don't have to do this!
>...
>But Jaune...
>It's destiny. It's what I deserve.
>>3516414
>Pyrrha always tries to protect Jaune, ends up putting him in worse situations than before.
It's like one of those Warner Bros Cartoons.
>>3510384
Yang will take care of it instead.
>>3516475
>Years pass
>Jaune is saved.
>Can't wear white to his wedding.
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Shoves him into a car
>The twins find him.
>>3516533
Can you post the full-size or sauce it?
Oh, is today Neo day?
>>3516546
>RWBY finds Jaune working at some seedy strip bar.
>Pry Scarlet David/Neptune off of him.
>Eventually Jaune loses his died pink hair and is saved yet again.
>Stubs his toe.
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Shoves him into a woodchipper.
>Neo finds his mangled body.
>>3516546
>Years pass.
>Ruby finds one of his videos online and he is saved.
>"JAUNE I'LL SAVE YOU."
>Shoves him off a ledge.
>Hits his head.
>Mercury finds him.
>>3516533
Yang sure get's hung up around Neo.
>>3516615
>Jaune is found on trial for murders he committed with Neo.
>RWBY breaks him out.
>They gradually break Neo's conditioning.
>He gets stuck trying to figure out the exact change needed for groceries
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Hits him with a truck.
>Emerald finds him
>>3516587
Think only cause of neoposter
>>3516628
>Years pass
>Videos surface of Jaune and some guy in a dress.
>He's rescued.
>Tries to figure out if fucking a trap makes him gay
>While pondering this mystery Pyrrha sees his predicament.
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Throws him off a plane.
>Emerald finds his broken body.
>>3516663
She needs to work on that
>>3516628
I'd like to know the context of that picture.
>>3516870
Half of it is missing. Pyrrha is masturbating to the video of Jaune masturbating.
>>3516715
>Eventually Ren finds Jaune passed out with thirty-five needles stuck in him, thirteen of which are on his genitals.
>Rushed to the hospital, barely saved and cured of Faunus herpes and twenty-five new strains of gonorrhea.
>Wakes up and asks for water.
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Flung out from the 110th floor.
>Banesaw finds Jaune's splattered frame.
>>3516917
>A Grimm dragon appears in a remote part of the world.
>Jaune is shat out by the dragon wielding a chainsaw and screaming incomprehensible nonsense.
>Taken to a psychiatric ward and slowly begins to recover.
>Asks for food.
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Stabs him and sends him flying off into the distance.
>Deery finds his gutted frame.
>>3517013
>RWBY find Jaune in a human fetishist club.
>They remove his collar put him in therapy.
>Jaune is asked for a quote and struggles to think of one.
>"JAUNE I'LL SAVE YOU!"
>RKO out of nowhwere.
>JR. finds his jobber ass.
>>3516870
Forgeries are expensive and Jaune had no money coming to the city.
Found work as a camboy in the Twins monopoly over the industry.
>>3517013
>RWBY Team Six raids a command post in an attempt to bring Deery to justice.
>Discover that Jaune had escaped from his feces-infested pen and had beaten them to the punch.
>Years of PSTD and Torture treatment follow.
>Jaune wakes up and realizes he has a headache.
>"Jaune I'll protect you!"
>Flung straight through the cement-ceiling roof, into the sky and straight onto the surface of the shattered moon.
>Shopkeeper finds him struggling to hold his breath.
>>3516910
Well, someone's gotta post it.
>>3517117
>Pyrrha looks through a telescope into the sky
>Looks at the moon
>"Jaune! I'll get you down!"
>Magnetism
>Jaune is yanked off the moon
>Floats back towards remnant
>Turns into a fireball as he enters the atmosphere
>Lands in an ocean
>Washes up on a beach on an uncharted island
>Natives think hes some kind of sky god and worship him
>>3517077
>Ruby finds Jaune in Jr's club working as a naked waiter.
>The fact that Yang has been frequenting the club every Friday for the last yesr is ignored for the greater good.
>He is placed into therapy to hopefully one day return to something resembling a normal life.
>Struggles to reach the remote.
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Coated in pitch, lit on fire and thrown into a grand Canyon like structure.
>Winter finds his burning body.
>>3516207
A Revenant isn't so much a malevolent entity as it is a vengeful one.
A Revenant is a spirit that takes on a physical form, or possesses a dead body (Usually their own if it's available), usually to seek revenge on the ones who wronged them in life, or to protect their still living loved ones from those who killed them.
An unstoppable abomination that is stronger, faster, and more durable than any human. Normally fatal injuries wouldn't be save for decapitation and incineration (Holy magics not withstanding), and the revenant would never tire.
Once it's targets are dead (In this scenario, Cinder Fall. And probably Mercury and Emerald), the Revenant returns to the grave and the spirit passes on.
Basically, a magic zombie on steroids.
The "I know you're in there somewhere!" wouldn't matter since Pyrrha would be fully aware of who she is/was in this scenario. Who she was and how she was fucked over would be the driving force for why her spirit is too stubborn to pass on in the first place.
>>3510384
Is neo poster still here?
I want to hit Nora in the head with a golf club! I love Nora so much!
>>3515902
I think Qrow, Blake an maybe Ironwood would listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
[spoiler]That's okay anon I like vydia mosic sometimes too, here's an example.[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DetEgFqO3A
>>3510409
>>3510462
Vore?
>>3517205
>Natives attempt to invade Remnant for sacrifices.
>Are pushed back
>Jaune is found covered in blood and eating human flesh.
>Slowly weaned off long pig.
>Becomes a vegetarian.
>Wishes he had ranch for his salad.
>"Jaune I'll save you!"
>Hits him with a folding chair.
>Jaune hits the speed of sound.
>Ends up in Salem's realm.
>>3517330
He left months ago, he said he'll be back when V4 starts
>>3517092
Jaune the camwhore intrests me.
what if you were given a choice by cinder fall you could have sex with her but if you did yang would be vored by the grimm dragon but if you refused to have sex with her then you could walk away and yang would still be vored by the grimm dragon
OR you can see whats in the mystery box
>>3517417
MYSTERY BOX!
>>3517363
pretty sure he was here in this thread the 14 second first post the posting new neo images and talking about trying to get 1000 neo images
>>3517351
>Leads an second Grimm invasion as Salem's right hand.
>Defeated by RWBY who expertly time their attack when he's making home made ranch sauce for his salad.
>Years of redemption and soul-searching occur.
>Jaune decides to settle down.
>Buys a ring.
>Plans the date.
>As he kneels down he skins his knee.
>"JAUNE I'LL SAVE YOU."
>C4 detonates.
>Pyrrha recovers Jaune's soot-scorched body.
>>3517417
sex with Cinder please
>>3517417
BONE CINDER
>>3517417
Gotta go with the mystery box
>>3517417
Sex with Cinder
>>3517391
>Jaune pays for his school supplies with live cam shows
>Everyone in the school but Pyrrha knows about them.
>Subscribers get to send in costumes. .
>>3517417
Do the sex with Cinder. Especially with her sexy Nigri voice...
Man this Pyrrha stuff is actually hilarious, good job guys.
>>3517514
We have had this exact story before m8
Costumes and all
>>3517462
>Pyrrha tries to give him CPR
>Pumps his chest for a minute before shoving her tongue in his mouth for two.
>A hand may hav entered some pants while this is going on.
>Ends up shoving his heart out of his chest.
>Jaune finds himself in the afterlife.
>His sins from the various times Pyrrha gave him amnesia are forgotten.
>He enters paradise.
>Summer finds him.
>>3517417
Can the grimm dragon be replaced with neo?
>>3517576
Do you have a cap?
>>3517553
>sexy Nigri voice
>>3517535
It's neon's mouth right?
>>3517417
What the fuck? Fuck you
but if she dies either way, might as well fuck Cinder.
>>3517610
Oh course, soon there's gonna be meme vore
>>3517553
>Sexy Nigri voice
that's not her one sexual aspect
>>3517593
Nope
Got this spoopy pron( with story) though
>>3517448
>>3517490
the mystery box is also sex with cinder but when she's done she forces you to marry her and she demands you put babies in her and she keeps you locked away in her home so you're safe while she's out doing terrorist maiden stuff but it's okay because she lets you keep a mind broken yang as a pet as a reward for trusting the mystery box and feeds neptune to the vore dragon instead
>>3517610
Correct.
The Meme Queen is pleased with your attention to detail. You'll be getting something of interest in the post soon.
>>3517553
>Nigri
>>3517579
All these vore images are pretty tame when is someone going to hard vore Neo chewing on Yang or/and other RWBY's?
>>3517635
> think that's a Solid Snake figure in he background
> it is merely Marcus Pheonix
SNAAAAAAAKE!
>>3517593
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3079994/#3092153
>>3517635
Alright I'm a virgin and never seen real tits before but am I the only one that thinks her tits look fake.
>>3517553
>her sexy Nigri voice...
She somehow made Sonico even shittier.
m8s i am HYPED for dat RTX volume 4 trailer holy shit!!
>>3517750
Hoping they bring the first episode to NYCC again this year if it's suppose to launch in the Fall.
>>3517703
>am i the only one
no
>>3517577
>They bake cookies for funsies and prank bad guys for the hell of it. Or Ozpin.
>Jaune is happy.
>Jaune is at peace.
>Jaune doesn't have any negativity.
>His pains have come to an end.
>>3517703
They are fake.
>>3517750
I'm not.
I can already tell you what's going to happen here.
>"Hey guys. Trailers up."
>"OH SHIT GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT SINGLE FRAME AT 1:02"
>"OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT IT'S TOTALLY PYRRHA IN THE BACKGROUND"
>"It's not Pyrrha."
>"YES IT IS."
>"NO IT'S NOT"
>"FUCK YOU ARKOS BEST SHIP"
>"MORE LIKE ARKOS BEST SHIT AMIRITE"
>"FUCK YOU ARKOS IS GREAT"
>"NOT FOR JAUNE"
>"YES IT IS."
>"NO IT'S NOT."
>"THAT'S TOTALLY PYRRHA SHE'S COMING BACK THIS AND CHIBI PROVES IT."
>"FUCK YOU SHE'S NOT COMING BACK DEATH NEEDS TO MEAN SOMETHING"
>"YES SHE IS FUCK OFF FAGGOT ARKOS PYRRHA JAUNE LOVE LOVE FINAL FANTASY"
>"NO SHE ISN'T FUCKHEAD ARKOS PYRRHA JAUNE SHIT SHIT FINAL FANTASY"
>"PYRRHA PYRRHA PYRRHA"
>"PYRRHA PYRRHA PYRRHA"
>"So did anyone else notice Penny's head hooked up that machine at 2:30 right before the fade to black? It was only there for like, a half a second but if you pause i—"
>"PYRRRHHHAAAAAAA IS BEEEEST"
>"PYRRRHHAAA AAAAA IS SHIIIIIT"
>"What about that new character that showed up? They seem important."
>"NOT AS IMPORTANT AS ARKOS.
>"ARKOS ISN'T IMPORTANT."
>"NEITHER IS YOUR LIFE YOU DOUCHE"
>"FUCK YOU SHIPPER FAGGOT"
>"REEEEEE"
>"REEEEEE"
>>3517860
>"Jaune." a voice from the void whispers. "I'll save you."
>>3517884
>love love final fantasy
>shit shit final fantasy
my sides
>>3517884
Why can't arkosfags be like the neofags who accept roman is dead?
>>3517884
As an Arkos fan, I've come to accept this sad existence.
>>3517703
yeah there fake, nice but fake
>>3518061
Well at least Turney's ass is real
Great the only paizuru art I found, and it's futa
I just realized something
You are possibly the most normal group of individuals on this board
You're not furfags
You're not inflation/fat fags
You're not pony fags
You're not Jap baseball mascot fags
You guys just shitpost and argue about which pile of pixels and audio is the best
And I just watch you guys and laugh at your retardation
>>3518188
I don't know man, we have vorefags in these threads and Neoposters can say some crazy shit sometimes.
>>3518143
You really aren't looking hard enough
>>3518188
What's that? You wanted degeneracy?
Here's some furfag incest.
Is this part of a larger image. I checked his tumblr but didn't find it.
>>3518188
What? You wanted FAT furfag shit? Sure. I can do that.
Here's a literal pig.
>>3518188
Wait wait. You wanted PONY shit and Japanese baseball mascots?
...Okay I don't have any of that.
So here's a picture of a real American.
>>3518300
>Real American.
>>3518300
>I don't have any Japanese baseball mascots
If you want to stock up theres a thread up right now on this very board
Also have another real American
>>3518346
Hey.
They man destroyed Gawker. What's more American than suing a shitty company that wronged you into oblivion?
Would you a Rube?
>>3518583
is that the T*rkroach that gets posted on /r9k/ a lot?
>>3512193
That artist is terrible.
>>3518608
No clue.
>>3518668
Yep that's her
>>3518608
The what?
>>3518733
Turkroach.
Slang for Turkish.
>>3518691
So you wouldn't a Rube then?
>>3518824
No
I'm not an Formicophile
>>3514698
Awww, I could always count on Penny. Lucid dreams here i come...
>>3518668
Damn she's cute, looks like she'd make a good Ryuko too.
>>3518979
Maybe.
How many people in this general often think of suicide?
>>3519182
Not me
>>3519182
Only if it'll get me to Penny faster.
>>3519239
It will. What are you waiting for?
>>3519182
Sometimes
>>3519182
Suicide is for pussies.
>>3519182
Daily.
>>3519182
Pretty much every day. Only thing keeping me from doing it now is how much of a financial burden it'd be on my family.
>>3519182
>Suicide
Never.
Just seems like the most retard option. If you're going to off yourself, you might as well join a PMC, or go to Thailand, or Africa or do something awesome if you have that little regard for your life.
It's the biggest pussy move of all the pussy moves.
>>3519182
Every day.
>>3519182
All the time.
Around two years ago things just started to crumble around me. My life took a turn for the shit and I have no drive or desire to do anything anymore.
>>3519753
Don't be a bitch
Stop feeling sad for yourself
Get a job if you don't already have one
Find a girl
Not to pretty, not to ugly
Save all the money you can
Get a better job at some point
If you don't already start working out
Eat better
You don't have to do all of these
But I would higly recommend doing atleast a few of them
Doing any of these will most likely improve your life
>>3519182
RWBY related issues.
>The show is undeniably shit
>One season per year
>The fandom is cancer
>The generals we had aren't fun anymore. Threads are uneventful, discussions are repetitive and pointless.
>Arkos fags are immensely autistic, and so are the people who trolls 'em.
>Stories are mostly restricted to Jaune self-insert faggotry.
Personal issues.
>I don't have much drive to study
>Masturbation only reliefs my worries for 10 minutes
>Most of the time I retract to escapism, RWBY related or not. And when I'm not, I remember how pathetic I am.
>I don't feel any happiness when close to my family relatives
>My brother heavily dislikes me
>Only 5'10
>Never had a GF
Real world issues.
>Both of our current presidential candidates are shit.
>Years of political correctness ruined the west. That's undeniable.
>There are more than 50 existing "genders".
>The white race will be gone in no more than 80 years. I'm not white, but that depresses me anyway.
>All current produced media has to be careful not to triggers SJW's and feminists.
And I can't think of anything else right now. Saving money to buy a gun if something unbelievably bad happens to either me or the rest of the world.
Good night.
>>3519934
>The white race will be gone in no more than 80 years. I'm not white, but that depresses me anyway.
This might be the most pathetic bit out of all of it.
>>3519182
I'm not depressed myself, but I'm reserving suicide if any of those were to be truth in the end.
>>77552856
>>77556879
>>77557269
>>77557370
>>77560114
>>77562165
>>77563547
Even /k/ preppers such as myself are not safe. Trying my luck anyway before the end of this year.
>>3519978
Heh apparently they were deleted. Glad I saved this.
>>3519934
>Not liking The Donald
For what purpose?
>>3519934
>The white race will be gone in no more than 80 years. I'm not white, but that depresses me anyway.
This is honestly the one time I truly feel the use of the word cuck is justified.
>>3519998
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
>>3519978
>>3519998
>>3520015
Reposting your stuff. Just breathe anon, jesus.
You okay now?
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>>3519998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy7FVXERKFE
http://www.policestateusa.com/2015/gray-state-suicide/
SO pretty this? Some squat team jump my head now. kek
>>3520109
oh fug
>>3519934
>Stories are mostly restricted to Jaune self-insert faggotry.
As opposed to what? Anon self insert faggotry?
>>3519998
>>3520109
This is too far fetched to be real
>>3520276
Please don't reply.
It's retards who either genuinely believe it can work or people playing along to pass the time.
The fact that they keep trying to do this in rwbyg of all places is just annoying by this point.
>>3520291
STOP DOING THINGS THAT I DON'T APPROVE OF
ALL ACTIONS MUST PLEASE ME OR IS SHALLTHROW A FUCKING SHITFIT ABOUT IT
You are little more than a fucking child
>>3520276
>Far fetched.
It's too unbelievably retarded to be real.
Get me six cartons of beer, not even the good stuff and me and a couple of guys I know could shit out a more cost effective, practical and realistic plan for subjecating and killing the citizens of America.
>>3520342
Case in point.
>>3520291
"THESE COULD SIMPLY BE INSANE RAMBLINGS
It is not our intent to cause panic or alarm and while we expect readers to be intelligent enough to discern this on their own, we feel compelled to point out that these could simply be paranoid ramblings of an insane person who killed himself.
On the other hand, these could also be revelations by a person who was so distraught over the ugly truth, that he killed himself. We at SuperStation95 just don't know.
We urge everyone to stay calm, think rationally, and decide whether or not to take any action to prepare, in case this person's suicide note is telling the truth."
Up to you to believe it or not.
>>3520351
Most conspiracy theories put forward that the government is capable of impossible things but they lack the brains to do smarter and easier things.
It's not worth looking at in any universe.
>>3520456
Cute!!!
>>3520456
>>3520529
>Those faces
怖い
>>3517666
>>3519008
This girl looks like she would give uncomfortable creepy eyes too wide blowjobs
I love Weiss she is my favorite and is the best
Good night Gay boys
COCK
WE WUZ KANGZ
WE WUZ ERYTHANG
HOL UP
ITS HAPPENING
AGGGGHHGHHHHH
>>3520771
Shit Waifu
Like all Waifus
Monthly reminder that Yang can't actually beat Tifa in a fight and that Death Battle was rigged as fuck.
>>3520861
>that Death Battle was rigged as fuck.
Of course it was, it was done for no reason other than to promote RWBY and Vol.3 to people who watched ScrewAttack stuff but never watched RWBY.
>>3520861
Yang won only because of "muh aura". Volume 3 showed that her Aura is not so durable as Screwattack made it out to be, as Mercury brought her down to 16% with less powerful attacks than Tifas.
Auras are as strong or weak as they need, depending on what needs to happen. Aua is literally plot armor.
>>3520861
>tifags
>>3520924
I will say though that the fight would have upset me no matter the outcome.
My first vidya crush.
My RWBY waifu.
Forcing me to choose a side in a fight to the death is like asking a man which of his two daughters he'd let die if they were in a situation where he could only save one from certain death.
I just like to pretend that Yang and Tifa would take an immediate liking to one another and they'd practically be punch-sisters, and Tifa would train Yang to be a better, more rounded pugilist.
And sometimes Tifa closes up the bar early and mixes them up a couple of strawberry sunrises while they talk about men.
And then the Rube gets jealous, but Yang and Tifa just invite her to come hang out and everything is fine.
And then Tifa makes her a virgin strawberry sunrise so she can fit in, but the Rube doesn't know that means there's no alcohol in it so she starts acting drunk anyway and they humor her.
And I bet you read that whole thing expecting lewd near the end. Didn't you?
Well tough shit. Not every silly fan fiction scenario needs to be lewd, you butt face.
I had a dream where Cazadores stung the shit out of me
Fuck cazadores
>>3520837
I'm back bitches
Ep1 of Camp Camp just droppped
>>3521030
I wish I could remember my dreams
I think I had one about work....
>>3521038
It dropped last week, anon.
I want to share a platter of dumplings and meat buns with Team RWBY.
>>3521129
I want to cook them all a personalized dinner.
Because I enjoy cooking. It makes me happy and seeing people enjoy my cooking makes me even happier.
>>3521209
>Because I enjoy cooking. It makes me happy and seeing people enjoy my cooking makes me even happier.
Same.
>>3520109
There's a point where you've got to sit back and realize someone had a conclusion they wanted, any and all points of data and actions will be interpreted as part of reaching that conclusion.
I mean for fuck sakes. Shrinking the military is a sign of totalitarian control now? Are we that fucking obsessed with throwing time money and lives into the industrial complex organ grinder?
We need more bodysuit RWBYs.
>>3522228
We need more Neo in general.
Alright, the last song you listened to is now the backdrop of a scene in a future RWBY Volume.
What is the song and what is the scene?
>>3522415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU
Fight scene with Ren and Nora
>>3519934
You literally have no reason to live.
>>3522415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q
I could see Weiss going all out with her glyphs for once.
>>3520529
That's beyond creepy.
>>3522415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM&ab_channel=Hound313
Sorry for being a colossal faggot.
Only thing I could see this fitting in is Cinder and the Grimm reawakening/breaking out of their stone prison or what not. Or Neo doing it for them.
>>3510553
DELETE THIS!
>>3519934
Oh my god how big is your goddamn vagina
Either kill yourself or get yourself checked for exessive estrogen
>>3522456
Holy shit this takes me on a nostalgia trip.
What time does Camp Camp come out again?
>>3522743
50 minutes
>>3522752
>have to leave for work in 50 minutes
Wow, fuck this day already
>>3522769
Sucks man
>>3522415
I think this song could only apply to Nora or Neon.
It just fits either of them almost perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0
>>3520456
I think Mojo Jojo ships Barb and Arryn
>>3520591
Fucking kek, thanks for posting this anon.
>>3522415
>in a musical episode it's revealed Ozpin is actually alive
>has spent the whole time trying to sneak into Salem's throne room
>he finally succeeds
>she was expecting him
https://youtu.be/VPs8SZZTg68
Not gonna lie, I'd watch the shit out of it
>>3522415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0
Maybe a training montage of the different nations because they're scrambling over the remaining uninfested Grimm land?
Camp Camp link link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/179fdcb2-e50a-48e7-b719-05a8f4e7b83e/index.m3u8
Yang v Neon round 2 when?
when is ruby going to have her baby
>>3523483
When Blake stops being such a prude about her weapon
>>3523361
Thank you, Based anon.
>>3523361
Wonder how Barb does her Eris voice
>>3523572
Nerris
>>3523361
Quartermaster cemented his position as the best girl.
>>3523427
Soon my fellow M E M E D R E A M E R, only this time they'll be on flat terrain.
>>3523361
I kinda like it more than RWBY now
Best girl on the left
>>3523361
Casey and Jeff rock Camp Camp theme when?
>>3523657
Same, but that wouldn't be hard
I will enter Ruby.
Baked Alaska is fundamentally superior to Disabler, prove me wrong Disablerfags
>>3523781
>M-Muh non-canon trash ship is better than yours
>N-No mine is, is not based on canon characterization but I-It's better nonetheless.
Here we fucking go again.
Do yourself a favor and kill yourself.
>>3523781
yang can be shared
yang a slut and should be treated as a cum dump for the villains
>>3523781
Is Neon allowed to join in on the superior ship?
>>3523361
Cool, the credits song is by Flynt Flossy, Flynt Coal's VA
>>3523829
>>3523361
Shit I already have a ship in mind
>>3523361
I want a "Pussies for life" shirt
>>3523361
I highly recommend everyone pause on each of the fast cuts in the theme, made me kek heartily
>>3523853
What ship?
>>3523878
for Camp Camp
>>3523877
tried but failed
>>3523361
I like it a lot.
>>3522256
Bodysuits are more important than Neo.
>>3523361
"Lady Sickness, How do you cure it?"
"Edge closer to death."
Elizabeth's delivery of this line was the funniest bit.
>>3523781
Both are equal in their garbage.
>>3523927
The best Nikki line is either
"Aw I was going to feed it porridge, It was going to be just right."
or
"I want a viking funeral, light me up!"
>>3523907
The general theme is Max looking bored and annoyed while Neil is terrorized by an excited Nicky and David
>>3523974
>>3524001
is there camp camp rule 34 yet
>>3522228
>>3524079
>Michael confirmed he's recording lines for RWBY Chibi.
>That feel when I like Michael but hate his character.
>>3524081
RWBY's one thing but the characters of camp camp can't be older then Ruby
>>3524116
She did save him from a heart attack
>>3524116
Who? Max and David? Are we calling it Maxvid?
>>3524130
I'm sure people'd do R34 of Gwen though. Or that sk8r chick
>>3524130
Don't worry. The overwhelming preference for RWBY will protect the general from that.
>>3524160
Pretty sure even Ered is <15 but I'd be fine with Qwen
>>3524156
no we have to get creative like we do with RWBY ships.
Like the Nerris and Harrison ship would feature something about fantasy and magic
>>3522415
>Boys are back in town
>SSSN stealing a scene
>>3524282
Sure
>>3524318
>>3522415
>Yang drags Blake to her first party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnfa32qoJqU
>>3524330
>>3524342
>>3524338
4chan swallowed my gif.
Do you think Neo is a good mother for her two children?
>>3524794
Yes, she gave up a life of crime and got an office job to support them. I'm only saying this because OL is my fetish.
>>3524794
I want to be one of Neo's kids.
>>3524794
I feel like Neo would actually be top tier girlfriend/wife/mother.
>>3525041
>I feel like Neo would actually be top tier girlfriend/wife/mother.
>The deranged lunatic who actively smiled at killing people
>>3525041
Why...?
>>3525053
Lie, cheat, steal, and survive.
>>3525075
>Neo driving a lowrider
>Has to sit on three books to see over the steering wheel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmdASyfTIDk
>>3525054
>Neo has basically no personality.
>Poster has no girlfriend
>???
>Conclusion.
>>3525094
He was too good for this sinful Earth.
>>3525097
I mean really, she's a better pick than the rest of the shit tier RWBY girls.
The worst part of camp camp is Max.
>>3525123
He was and the WWE didn't deserve him. That theme song is racist as fuck.
>I can't be weak, coming from the streets at the ghetto.
>You're fast asleep when I sneak in your casa.
>You can't trust me ese, cause I'm Latin.
>>3525141
you must have not scene Miles and Michael's warm up
>>3525167
>That theme song is racist as fuck.
That theme song is baller. Pretty much the only thing aside from the actual matches that is to be liked about Pro Wrestling.
>>3525197
That just kind of accelerated the problem.
>>3522415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTup5mT4O-Q
>Atlas unleashes it's robotic armies against the grimm once more
>Grimm dying left and right as the new V3 Knights tear shit the fuck up
I mean if this doesn't actually happen now I think I'm just gonna stop watching
>>3525167
>That theme song is racist as fuck.
>People who have never heard the Bidi Bidi joke.
I like David.
>>3525407
David's easily one of the best characters
>>3525197
That livestream really did not make Max go over well.
Their description of Max as the everyman character, a whiny fucking bitch, was just painful to watch.
>>3525534
>the everyman character, a whiny fucking bitch
Where have I heard this before?
>>3525624
If you're trying to bring up the idea Jaune is the everyman character again, it's already been shot to pieces.
>>3525624
Did you not watch the livestream?
They described Max as everything their current generation is and listed off basically that he's sarcastic and angry and a whole load of another annoying things.
>>3525662
Y'know I genuinely could actually see her being really loving towards her SO. Sure, she kills for fun, but she's probably a big softie when it comes to love. She's clearly able to feel emotions of, dare I say, friendship and affection.
>>3525770
yeah and she was a southern accent
>>3525662
Or you could be reaching and projecting.
Best Girl
https://twitter.com/zzin_RWBY/status/743878327459414016/photo/1
>>3525782
>I was hoping for an English accent.
Not the cockney east end kind, or the west end yah yah. Maybe more North London down to Earth kind. Or even middle-English accent.
>>3525823
https://twitter.com/zzin_RWBY/status/743878758399016960/photo/1
Camp Camp confirmed shit
>>3525770
She's been described as having a father/daughter relationship with Roman, so she is clearly at least capable of familial affection and care, and theoretically from that caring about loved ones and such
So, she'd probably actually be a very devoted person to be close to in a familial or romantic way, and it'd go without saying she'd kill for those she loves but I doubt she'd have reservations on that anyway
>>3525823
How fucking tiny do your nipples have to be for that to be adequate concealment?
>>3525912
Nipples aren't that big. You're thinking of the areola.
>>3525922
Yes
>>3525823
Did she...lost her nipples or something?
Cause sure as heck they, or at least aureoles, should still be visible.
I am still pretty impressed with Roman. He went from a local criminal (who had been caught before) to a full-blown insurgent who was taking down military airships. Mercury and Emerald, even moreso, rose from being abused children to being terrorists that struck a major blow against an entire species.
See, the heroes are all born with silver spoons in their mouths. Its the villains that are the real go-getters of the tale.
>>3525887
Sadly, this person will never realize that it's only funny because some people have this reaction.
>>3525787
Nah
what if ruby sat on your lap while watching television but then she farted on you and pretended she didn't
>>3525962
Fight fire with fire
>>3525962
Tickle her until she admits it.
>>3525944
'Nipple' is usually used to refer to the entire assembly, but yes, the areola should be visible.
>>3525907
>father/daughter relationship with Roman,
Y-You mean they were n-nothing more than friends? Where was this mentioned; on a stream or something?
>>3526026
I think so, I could swear down it was confirmed in a tweet or some shit like that but looking it up now I might have completely misremembered which is disappointing, since that was one of my favourite little details/side-things in RWBY, the idea of Roman being a father-figure to Neo and her being like an adoptive daughter to him
>>3526026
Father/daughter implies more like family than friends. And yes, it did come from a stream. Specifically it's how Miles described how he thought their relationship was in the Volume 3 Finale Hype Stream. Of course, he also compared them to Joker and Harley Quinn on the director's commentary so...
>>3526026
>Roman fucked a girl at some point
>She had a kid
>Roman didn't want a family or anything
>Mother got murdered because Roman is a wanted man
>Roman took Neo and raised her
>>3526026
It was in a stream and in the director's commentary. He also said in the director's commentary that she was a bit like Harley Quinn to Roman's joker in that she could be a lot more dangerous if he wasn't around
>>3526122
Or she's the divorce he joke about...
>>3526139
>she could be a lot more dangerous if he wasn't around
Well
Fuck
>>3526139
>she could be a lot more dangerous if he wasn't around
>Roman's dead
Hey pussyfarts I got my tablet back what the fuck do you want
>AH never fucking puts subtitles on.
>>3526255
I want a fulfilling life lived without fear of death and a sustainable income from a job I don't hate and a healthy family
>>3526255
neo neo neo neo neo neo neo neo neo neo neo neo
>>3526255
Basic income for everyone and a picture of Yang groping Blake's tits.
>>3526255
a cute penny
>>3526255
A picture of Yang in cowprint underwear.
>>3526255
Finish this.
>>3526255
Neo
>>3526378
I want to cum on her back.
>>3525952
I look forward to Neo being developed in volume 4.
>>3526439
She'll cum on your back for sure.
>>3526474
That's fine with me.
>>3526282
Then get off the internet and start working for those things you bag of meat. Life will still fuck you up because that's how it makes a sustainable income for its loving family.
>>3526310
Good luck teaching economic theory to every single person and allocating enough resources and ensuring basic human dignity
>>3526353
This isn't my thing and it isn't my thing
>>3526139
> Roman was keeping Neo stable
> The murderous, sadistic psychopath we saw was the stable Neo
>>3526139
More dangerous than before? Yes please.
.....Maybe well get a Neo figure Vol.4 finally.
>>3526560
neo femdom pegging
>>3526255
A yang with a robotic prosthetic arm with a smoking/red hot gun barrel sticking out of it, like she just got done unloading on a pile of grimm.
>>3526586
done
>>3526503
>Good luck teaching economic theory to every single person
Don't need to. Whatever they do with the money is their choice. Basic Income is a safety net that basically says "It's okay if you didn't get that job. You're not completely fucked." People can be a bit choosier about where they work and as a result there won't be a line for job interviews at McDonald's wrapped three times around the block.
Blake would approve of Basic Income.
>>3526586
We need more pegging stories.
>>3526568
I would commit moral atrocities and drag myself naked balls-first through a field of broken glass and sharpened lego bricks all of which smelt entirely like that nasty ass cheesy clinical smell certain bleaches/cleaning materials give off, suck the dick of absolutely anyone necessary as many times as needed, and lose both my legs from the knee down if it meant we could get a high quality Neo Figma or an SH Figuarts.
>>3526560
you're not actually going to draw anything are you
>>3526621
I need that picture of Emerald.
>>3526547
Is that a Rube?
>>3526616
Because she's a socialist.
She probably approves of subsidized housing, too. Never considered that is hurts overall consumer (renters') surplus>. IF she was smart, she'd support subsidizing renovation/remodeling of older, cheaper homes for the less well off to live in.
>>3526634
Wouldn't we all.
>>3526639
>>3526684
>Wouldn't we all.
No.
Half the shit you guys suggest only you would do.
Emerald is a nudist. Good thing she can use her Semblance to "hide" herself, or put on clothes.
>>3526708
>>3526708
I think you mean Neo. Emerald's is limited.
Why is Penny so adorable. I need to know why I love this robot girl so much.
>>3526718
>>3526723
No one loves you in real life, and as Penny is fictional and you are a nothing to the people who write her, her apathy at your existence can never be confirmed.
>>3526700
Guess we love our Waifu more then you love your's. Poor girl such non-dedicated peasants.
>>3526668
>IF she was smart, she'd support subsidizing renovation/remodeling of older, cheaper homes for the less well off to live in.
No person working for minimum wage and lower can afford a house let alone flipping one. Especially not underprivileged faunus who work for damn near nothing because the SDC control all the areas they live in.
>>3526699
Thank you.
>>3526723
Because you're a neceophilliac.
>>3526723
because she's nice and soft and happy and you can teach her things and love her
>>3526722
I'm sure at some point Salem is going to introduce a new super Dust that breaks a person's Semblance limitations.
>>3526621
Anymore of stuff like this?
>>3526791
nope why he said "we need more pegging stories."
TWO MORE HOURS AND THEN I'M FREE OF THIS SHITHOLE OF A HIGH SCHOOL
>>3526870
The real world isn't much better but congratulations.
also blogging.
>>3526870
>Anon doesn't know high school never ends
Congrats though!
>>3526870
i genuinely enjoyed my time in high school
>>3526637
Does this answer your question
>>3526904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RklQL7e-dKQ
Should I get the next thread?
>>3527031
Highschool Never Ends edition?
>>3526974
my high school was full of niggers including myself, and i hated every second of it. there was like a stupid fight every fucking week
>>3527047
sorry about the brown people anon
Alright, I got the new thread ready. Tell me when to post it.
>>3527047
>there was like a stupid fight every fucking week
Sounds like fun.
>>3527031
>>3527044
It did for Pyrrha.
>>3527069
When we hit 10, right?
>>3527017
That you, Transformersbro? Good job picking up on the reference either way.
>>3526568
There's honestly a decent chance. Miles frequently refers to her as 'best girl'
>>3527122
Miles' best girl is Nora though.
>>3527101
Dang right it is, and good on your for recognising the reaction image, the new RID has some great ones.Especially the toys.
>>3527136
It helps that that the bot in question has wheels on their shoulders.
>>3526621
I could probably have a shot at writing one.
>>3527166
Well, can't argue there I suppose.
One-step Springload a best, though
>>3527173
Be prepared for the retards throwing shitfits about greentext if you do.
>>3527096
Yeah.
>>3527191
Eh, let 'em. They can't do anything about it in /trash/.
I feel like the people saying they like being on Trash are like pornstars saying they love the taste of cum.
>>3527189
Okay, that one is pretty amazing. Can't deny it.
>>3527191
I was thinking more along the lines of writing a short fic and posting it on AO3 or FF.net and posting a short summary here or something.
I really want to see Neo doing day to day things. Sorta like what we get in the Chibi show.
>>3527214
/trash/ has some advantages. The autist reportfags are powerless, and we can post porn.
But it's not perfect either. /pol/ shills basically have free reign, and spoilers don't work.
What we need is something outside of /trash/, outside of /co/...
>>3527242
I love this one a bunch, for some reason Shockwave in both toy and other forms makes the best images.
This one especially gets me since the Takara release of that Shockwave figure comes with a headmaster partner for the TR line called 'Cancer'
>>3527294
Kek. Now that is probably the funniest happy accident I've seen in a while.
>its a /v/ episode
>>3527356
/tfg/ Seems to love Shockwave toys for this sort of thing, that and 'Cuck Rod' [and its derivatives] are probably the most used ones there
>>3527398
Cuck Rod? I am more curious than I probably should be.
I want Glynda and Neo to beat me with their weapons.
>>3527434
I want Yang to be handcuffed to a telephone pole naked in the bad part of town.
i want penny to say "yes of course ill marry you you've taught me how to love" to me
reese is cute
NEW THREAD
>>3527623
>>3527418
Pretty much just started out as people calling Hot Rod 'Cuck Rod' due to Springer and Arcee's romance post-movie, and then some guy tried to joke about a Cuck Rod body pillow but fucked it up and accidentally asked about a 'Cuck Rod Nakadashi', and somebody made a fake poorly-translated 80's japanese toy advert which was an image of hot rod with the text over it saying 'NEW ROBOT! NAKADASHI KEK ROD! ONLY $19.95!' or something along those lines, and then people started making similar ones with images of other robots and names like 'autismo' or the pic-related 'aspergo'
Long story short, TF collectors get real fucking bored when Takara and Hasbro don't announce anything new for a few months
>>3527650
Sounds like something worth looking up then. Can't really blame them for getting bored, it's noty like the people here don't.
>>3526758
Especially not underprivileged faunus who work for damn near nothing because the SDC control all the areas they live in.
Good thing that doesn't happen then.
The faunus have it great, the White Fang just have massive entitlement issues and victim complexes