/TLHG/ The Loud House General
PG Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0ymCZKXpKnCvlvzc
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (Airdate: TBD)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Full Episode in Polish: http://vidto.me/ufzrt2x5698q.html
An annoyed Leni is a happy Leni
A happy Leni is a cute leni
Guys the parents are watching. Lets keep this thread family friendly.
>>3490110
NEVER
EVER
NEVER
EVER
>>3489897
I think Dad looks fine but Mom seems a bit off.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
How long until the hiatus is over?
>>3492583
not soon enough
Luna best Loud
>>3489897
the dad seems like he should look more wrinkled or something, they both just look too young
>>3493034
The dad should also have a mustache
>>3493034
There's an edit of Dad with a mustache.
Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car
I now bless this thread with continued shitposting
>>3489897
>thread made incredibly early
>lame picture
>sb99
>shit edition
you suck OP
>>3492521
>>3492764
N I C E
I
C
E
>>3493087
I miss when the Postal meme involved the Postal Dude banging Luna
the Lincoln version is just kind of lame
>>3493116
>sb99
What's wrong with SB99?
Will this be the end of /TLHG/?
>>3493134
different people have different opinions about different things
some people like SB while some people hate him
I think he's incredibly mediocre because of how everything he draws just looks kind of "off"
>>3493134
I actually don't have anything against you SB but it's a delicate issue in this general. The OP pic it's bad imo
>>3493034
Most parents don't start wrinkling up until they hit their 50s. The Louds are probably just in their early 40s.
If you want to add some evidence of age, maybe a few smile lines on Mrs. Loud would be more realistic.
The receding hairline on Mr. Loud is enough until he starts to gray at the temples and get the frown wrinkles when he starts having to pay for the first few girls' weddings and realizes he has 10 of those in total to pay for.
>>3493171
When was the last time /tlhg/ got to page ten before hitting the bump limit?
>>3493171
I hope so
>>3493173
THE FEET OHGOD
This should be illegal in so many parts of the Internet and the existence.
>>3493201
Who gives a shit?! you can't look at that pic while posting anyway you fucking autist
>>3493230
the bump limit is 300? 400?
>>3493230
The morning's threads usually dies because they reach p10.
>>3493247
woah calm down there SB don't you have a youtube animation to make?
>>3493129
Most people prefer the Lincoln version, it goes with the stressed out character goes fucking nuclear trope.
>>3493134
he's....different
>>3493171
nah but hopefully it'll be the end of faggots that go apeshit whenever someone posts some obvious bait
IE:
>Clynn
>anything involving "A happy Leni is a cute Leni!"
>Loud abuse
>any scat/diaper/fart stuff
>fat art
>SB99
>that one guy who screams a lot
etc.
can I get a link to jumpjump's loud comic on the booru?
>>3493291
Wow im not the autist who gets triggered by a pic that you cant see while poating here
Perimity here again. I wrote a quick segment of the intro to the Lori/Lincoln fic before I go to sleep. Shit's gonna go down next update and I'd rather be more awake to type it out.
http://pastebin.com/3STztPa5
>>3493247
Wow. If you're the really SB shame on you dude, when I thought that you were getting better doing SFW stuff.
Do the world a favor and kys, omegautist.
>>3493341
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=parent%3A1502&pid=0
here ya go
Remember when Lunafags didn't exist?
>>3493356
>omegautist
That's a new one.
>It's a Lincoln gets raped fic
>It's a Lincoln suffers through depression fic
>It's a Lincoln gets raped by a sibling fic
>It's a Lincoln's siblings lust after him and kill for him fic
>It's a Lincoln suffers from schizophrenia fic
>It's a Lincoln gets possessed by a warrior spirit fic
>It's a Lincoln dresses up as a girl and gets fucked by his dad and by his sisters in weird ways
>It's a Lincoln gets put into a coma for saving his sister fic
>It's a Lincoln loses his best friend fic
Why does everything bad happen to Lincoln?
>>3493378
Who?
Welp, i said I'd make it myself and now i share with you what i managed to do b4 i fell asleep on the pc. Goodnight tlhg, i love you.
>>3493390
He's an easy target.
>>3493356
You are seriously making a non existing problem both you and SB should just kill each other
anyone got that pic of Leni conflicted over her thoughts with Lori being her inner conscience? I thought I had saved such comedy gold to my laptop but i guess not, and as far as I know...it ain't on the booru.
Lori goes fucking nuclear
>>3493390
a happy Lincoln is a good Lincoln
no matter the method to that happiness
>>3493409
nice job anon!
>>3493201
>it's bad
Why? What's wrong with it? Maybe give it a redline?
>>3493378
I miss the insane Luna greentexts
>>3493409
Fucking noice
>>3493383
/sug/oi here.
We just had a hard life OK.
>Luna strummed her guitar noisily, dancing around her room as if it was a stage.
>Swinging it dangerously close to obstacles, she hopped over the various articles of clothing and miscellaneous objects on the floor.
>As the grand finale of her performance drew near, she took a step back to make room for sliding on her knees.
>Her foot landed on her own misplaced bra and slid out from under her, sending the punk rocker reeling into Luan's nightstand.
>Both Luna and the nightstand fell over and dumped everything they held on the floor.
>With a sense of panic, she snatched her axe off of the floor and looked it over.
>"Whew, not a scratch on you, baby," she chuckled with relief.
>She glanced at the mess she had just made.
>After rolling her eyes, she set the guitar on the bed and heaved the nightstand back into place.
>As it thudded back into its original spot, a lone piece of paper slid out and glided across the room.
>Luna ignored it, and began placing scattered objects roughly where Luan had them a moment ago.
>Seconds before Luan walked into the room, she slotted the last book into place..
>"Hey, Luna," the comic greeted, walking towards her sister and the nightstand. "Don't mind me, just grabbing something real quick.
>"Hope you can find it," Luna chuckled nervously, stepping to the side. "I tried to put everything back where it was, buuut..."
>Luan's smile faltered slightly as she dropped to her knees and reached awkwardly into the beside table, fishing for something.
>"Oh, I almost forgot," Luna piped up, walking over to the paper that had fallen out. "This fell out when I bumped into it. Here, let me..."
>She trailed off.
>She stared at the paper.
>Luan darted past her sister and snatched up the paper, babbling the whole time.
>"Oh that's nothing, it's just nothing worth- you know, just a -"
>"Luan?"
>"... yes?"
>"Why do you have a picture of our little bro jacking it?"
>>3493409
oh man that's fucking great
>>3493390
everybody loves to target the main protagonist
plus it helps him become the postal dude even faster
>>3493450
In 4chan™?
>>3493390
>Its a Lincoln is responsible for the apocalypse fic.
>Its a Lincoln is responsible for Luan's tongue getting cut out fic.
>Its a Lincoln drops Lily down the stairs fic.
>>3493352
oh SHIT
RIP Bobby
>>3493450
Grow a thicker skin faggot
>>3493409
that's fucking badass, on par with Lincoln as Soldier 76
I wish we were in comfy hours instead of REAL SHITPOSTING HOURS right now
>>3493371
>http://pastebin.com/3STztPa5
Thanks m8
>>3493409
THE SPORT IS WAR, TOTAL WAR
WHEN VICTORY'S A MASSACRE
THE FINAL SWING IS NOT A DRILL
IT'S HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN KILL
I want to rub my rock hard dick in between Lisa's chubby 4 year old thighs
>that episode of TLH when Lincoln discovers Luan selling fetish porn tapes filmed directly from her room
Can't believe they got away with the petplay and feet stuff too
>>3493409
Awesome!!!
>>3493450
>gee, where have I seen this before?
Tumblr never stops making history with its triggerism.
>>3493390
Because he's a BOY
>>3493352
Very nice! Keep up the good work!
>>3493536
I think we got most of our shitposting out of our systems with the last thread, why not get comfy at 2 AM?
what are you doing to get comfy, anon?
>>3493562
> mfw they literally put giantess Lily almost swallowing Lincoln whole
What if the dream didn't stop.
I wanna see that
>>3493352
I need more Lori
Thanks Jacob
>>3493562
That's because you haven't seen the big guns yet, kiddo.
>>3493595
Listening to some relaxing music, anon. What about you?
>>3493595
You know what im doing, and it WILL continue
Is Lori white trash?
Hey guys, PrincessLoud here. Taking requests for my next fic.
No gore/vore/piss/scat/any other fucked up stuff. Preferably lewd.
And as always, you can find my other fics here.
pastebin.com/u/PrincessLoud
>>3493549
ANGEL OF DEATH
MONARCH TO THE KINGDOM OF THE DEAD
INFAMOUS, BUTCHER
ANGEL OF DEAAAAATH
>>3493644
Luan and Lynn both find out they have feelings for Lincoln and work together to try and seduce him
>>3493352
Niice
>>3493630
I'm watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast while playing Kirby
is pretty comfy
>>3493644
Moar lori and linc
>>3493644
Lincoln develops a severe case of sleep walking...and groping. Fingers and hand works wonders for the ladies in the Loud House. Whether they can resist long enough to wake him up or give in is up to you.
>>3493536
I've been working on an old comfy fic of mine. Just a WIP at the moment, but I'm done for the day.
http://pastebin.com/MFR0yte1
*CRAAAACK*
>I bet you're wondering who the young rouge
behind the desk is right now.
>The names Lincoln Loud. No need to scream it, you'll just wear out your vocal chords.
>Besides, the roaring rain outside does the right job on its own.
>It was a typically slow day with my long time partner Clyde McBride.
>Nice kid, but never been one to work well under any type of pressure.
*CRAAAACK*
>"C'mon clyde, get out from under the Desk! it's just the thunder from outside"
>I swear, he has just the right kind of talent
to make his way under you when you least expect it.
>Must've learned it from his dad. Errr, dads.
>Now, where was I? Oh yeah.
>It was a pretty quiet day, and no one had
come in with any requests, probably due to
raining cats and dogs outside.
>If Lisa had a hand it that, then maybe it'd be something I could work with.
>I thought maybe I could get some comic reading in when suddenly there was knock at the door, followed by a violent crash!
>"Ohh~ so this is where I'd find you."
>It was none other than Lola, local pageant queen and multi-millionaire from up high. Weird she would visit a grimy part of town like this.
>Close behind her were the ever watchful eyes
of Lana, her personal bodyguard. She was never afraid to get down and dirty.
>We've gone at it a few times for fun, but this looked more than serious. I had to make sure to
use my words carefully.
"Lola, Lana what are you two doing here?!"
>The twins took a quick glance at each other,
before the little princess decided to relay her message in a rather.... Calm and collected manner
"Now listen you little "Private Eye", gumshoe,
dick, whatever it is! We want in on your
services, capiche?! Now talk, or am I gonna have to wage WW3 up in here?!?"
>Now, what would a little girl like this know about world wars? Huh, you'd think she's a Na-
"Hey Linc, why don't we take up their offer?
sounds like a good opportunity for our first case" Clyde echoed. Sounds like he ended up in the vent.
>>3493644
Something with lynn spreading her cheeks and lincoln exploring her.
>>3493595
I appreciate shitposting but some days I just want comfy
Went for a walk out in the night summer air a while, about to put in The Lord of the Rings and eat cheese its
>>3493666
>dem trips
>>3493352
looks good but I don't understand the pun at the beginning, what's this about an arm
>>3493666
Perfect
>>3493644
Lincoln screws Lynn while watching the USA win the world cup.
>>3493666
LOLA PLS
>>3493666
OH SHIT IM FEELING IT
>>3493668
I second this
>>3493666
>666
oh yeah
>>3493711
Lori extended her arm to give Luan money so I made a pun about her paying an arm and a leg to her.
There's a reason my voyeur fic didn't have that many puns.
>>3493666
These Lola gets cannot be a fucking coincidence
>>3493666
>>3493666
Bye
>>3493693
its pretty good so far, what direction will you be taking it?
>>3493773
That... doesn't work. When someone hands you something, you don't think about the arm they're using.
>>3493122
Continuing from last thread.
>She crawled slowly onto Lincoln's bed.
>Towards Lincoln.
>Onto Lincoln.
>"Liiiincoooollln"
>"Lori? Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I loo-ooo-ove you lots!"
>She left a big sloppy kiss on his face.
>She was aiming for his mouth. Got his nose. And his cheek. And his eyelid.
>She just liked putting her mouth on Lincoln.
>"Wassup with yer face? I can't get my tongue in there right!"
>"You're kissing the wrong places!"
>Lincoln tried in vain to push her away. Lori saw him as playing hard to get.
>It was a game to her.
>One big, hot, wet game.
>>3493816
Yeah, I'll try and edit that part next update.
>>3493821
>Luan will never mock you for buying a cheap knock of MAGA hat
>You will never get comfy and watch a Trump rally with Luan
Why live?
Anyway night /tlhg/ I've had quite a stressful day.
Fic of Lana doing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucpGlWnq8EE when?
>>3493390
Because he's the hero /tlhg/ needs, but don't deserve. So we'll use him, cuz he can take it.
>>3493699
"Aaaahhhhh!"
Huh, Lucy must be up there. Two spooks for the price of one.
>But he's right. Time to get our feet wet.
>"So, what do you two have in mind for a case?"
>"Glad you see it our way, brother!" Lola cooed
>"Yeah, we'd have a real problem on our hands if you tried to refuse" Lana proclaimed, pounding her fists together.
>Like I even have a choice in this
>"So, let's just cut to the chase. Time is money. I was supposed to have my daily tea time scheduled after I was done having all my trophies polished and shiny. The tea had just been made, and the cookies all but done when.... when....
>When... what?
>".... When all of my teacups got chipped!!"
>What a smack in the face. That's our first
case?
>But it still got me thinking,'Who would go out
of their way to chip each and every single cup
in Lola's tea set?'
>"Well, looks like we have a deal. Time to
figure out who the serial chipper is."
>Just then, Clyde manages to make his way out of the vent, but not without missing the bed
and landing face first towards the floor
>"W-w-we're on the case." He weakly mumbled.
poor kid
>Looks like a job for the Savvy Ace detectives in....
TEA TIME: Earl Gray goes green with Envy
Just a small taste, i guess
>>3493768
Eh, I'll keep that in mind
>>3493810
Eventually Luna will come back and tell Lincoln that she nailed it, but her guitar got stolen.
>>3493701
after a long day of shitposting, it's always nice to end off the night by getting comfy
and nothing says comfy like warm milk and chill ass music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRr-DZmYER0
Where is the fucking shitposting at mah dudes
>>3493891
the last thread
>>3493880
This is way too chill my dude.
I like it
>>3493390
If that warrior spirit fic is real can I get a link?
>>3493891
/vp/ currently
>that episode where Lisa raced in the Boonta Eve Classic and won her freedom
>>3493948
Star Wars parody episode when?
>>3493821
Nice
I have a shitty idea for an the edgy fic pastebin
>the parents are devil worshippers
>they have to keep making children to sacrify them to their dark overlods
>they can only sacrifice boys
>Lincoln is the next
>Lucy finds out and helps him
the other sisters can either help him or their parents
>>3493933
It is. Dunno if ever updated
>>3493948
Now THIS is Podracing!
>>3493666
Glory to the Fourth Reich heil Lola
>>3494026
Like that one movie.
>>3494053
It fills me with laughter whenever Leni, Luan, or Lynnfags think they gave the best waifu
>>3490700
>>3490749
>>3490793
Here you go guys, it's a bit longer than I was thinking, but I had so much fun writing it I couldn't stop.
Now before any writefag/drawfag reads this, don't take anything in this personally, you all are very talented and this is just for shits and giggles.
http://pastebin.com/0kLH15dn
As for the other requests, I'm do them tomorrow, night
>>3494026
I like me some comfy incestual relations but we need moar dark fics
>Check the booru
>See this
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2323
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3493821
>She pulled out his member from his pyjama pants.
>It was still a little wet with her saliva from before.
>That really got her going.
>She tried digging right in again.
>Lincoln attempted to push her head away with his foot.
>So she started licking his toes.
>"Lori! Stop!"
>"Not. A. Chance. You literally tashte way too gooo-ood!"
>She started licking as she pleased. Between toes. Around his ankle.
>She pulled off his pants. Started licking up his leg.
>Lincoln held on to her head. He couldn't stop her and her knew it. Beads of sweat were running down his face.
>"L-Lori, please, you gotta stop!"
>"Nuh uh."
>>3494021
Lincoln kills Dad Loud
>>3494090
Lolafags are starting to get on my nerves.
>>3494128
hot
>>3493644
Lincoln shatters the fourth wall and explores the wonderful cancer that is /trash/ he finds a loud house thread and decides to show his sisters and after 30 posts they group cry together.
What will Lori do once she gets to college and her being the eldest shtick doesn't work anymore?
>>3494076
exactly
>>3494145
t.assblasted Lynnfag
Your waifu was literally confirmed shit while my daughterfu here was confirmed the best
>>3494099
that was beautiful
>>3494156
Go through the process of finding her identity
Also, will Bobby go to the same college as Lori?
If not, how would a long distance relationship work between those two?
>>3494178
> Lynnfag
Don't insult me.
>>3494185
It won't. Lori starts a relationship with Carol instead.
>>3494099
>>3494099
Based! OR here, I thought you had abandon it for a moment. Thanks!
Reminder that Mexico sucks
>>3494099
IT'S PERFECT
>>3494259
I think we can all agree on that, my man
>>3494090
Their just missing out and will burn under the banner of the Fourth Reich.
I'm gonna marry her, guys.
>>3494295
I don't think that's legal, anon
>>3494295
she's 4
>>3494268
YOU FORGOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>3494295
Seek help
>>3494295
Better wait 14 years
>>3494323
Only physically
>>3494310
I live in a third-world shithole, the po-po have more pressing shit to worry about
>>3494273
>tfw you will never watch a Trump rally with Luan while cuddling under a Confederate blanket
>>3494099
Glad I made the cut!
>>3494295
She's tainted.
>>3494330
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU GET UP AFTER A RIP AND TEARING BY DOOMGUY
>>3494381
> You'll never build a wall around Luan so that mexicans don't enter her illegally
why live?
>>3494099
I love the lore in the beginning and the fighting was hilarious, great job!
>>3494135
>She licked her way up his leg. Then his thigh.
>Then up his shaft.
>To the tip.
>Then around the tip.
>Feeling his legs tense up around her abdomen.
>Feeling his urethra twitch in her mouth.
>Hearing him call her name.
>Pleading for her to stop.
>She loved that.
>And she loved the way his toes curled.
>And she loved the shaky moan he let out when he was coming.
>She took it out of her mouth.
>"Give it to me."
>>3494386
INTERVIEW OVER, DELETE THIS IMAGE
>>3494295
reminder
>>3494381
Requesting a picture of Luan and Luna riding in the general Lee from the dukes of hazards.
>>3494406
IT WAS ONLY LIKE TO HOURS AGOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3494464
Tanks buddy.
>>3494185
Bobby will keep working his jobs to help fund Lori though college so he can live out his secret dream of getting dominated by a sexy powerful businesswoman.
>>3494099
>http://pastebin.com/0kLH15dn
> Oppai and Nito, feeling left out in the big scuffle, tried to start something between each other. However, they both remembered they both worship the Goddess Luan and ran off together to the Temple of Luan, where they began worshiping and pleading to her to give them ideas and motivation to continue/finish their own respective tales.
I got a good chuckle out of this right here, it's wonderful.
>>3493134
Everyone thinks their an art critic with ridiculously high standards. Like a bunch of Mr. Enters but more shitposty.
You have been visited by shitty notebook Luna. Good luck and rock 'n' roll will come to you but only if you type "Nar Dongels Dude".
>>3494536
THAT SHIT STILL STINGS O WAIT I DONT HAVE ANY NERVE ENDINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
have a thing /tlgh/
>>3494440
>you will never go on an ape and wetback deportation/murder spree with Luan
what's the point of life then
>>3494619
Hey Nito. How's it going?
>>3494661
Fucking gud.
>>3494661
> that giant-ass nose
why did I not see this before
thanks though
>>3494661
Noice
>>3494639
>Nar Dongels Dude
>>3494661
Noice
>>3494639
Nar Dongels Dude
>>3494641
I'M SORRY MAN I DIDN'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I found some free chocolate behind Charles's dog house, anon!
>>3494639
Nar Dongels Dude
>>3494661
Guys, guys
What if lucy
.
.
.
.
Is a redhead?!?
>>3494661
>mfw I requested the drawing
>>3494714
Lana this is why you're sister bathes in power.
>>3494714
Put that down!
>>3494714
You see the shit I have to put up with EVERY DAY?
>>3494777
Emphasis on shit
>>3494099
Man, now I want to write about a Loud house religion...
>>3494485
>She had barely finished her words when he let it go.
>All over her face.
>He was tearing up.
>He was angry.
>He was tired.
>He was a little disoriented.
>His head was dizzily swaying from side to side.
>"Why's... W-what..."
>He could barely form a coherent sentence.
>Lori pounced. Hungry for more.
>Slipping her shoes off. Slowly grinding her completely soaked through khakis against his still hard piece.
>Eyeing him like a piece of prime meat.
>Drooling.
>Dripping with his semen.
>"You know what happens next, right?"
>Lincoln mumbled a few words. He was too stimulated by the grinding to think.
>She unzipped her fly. Undid the button.
>Slowly lowered her pants with one hand.
>And guided Lincoln's cock into her with the other.
Should I just pastebin this once it's done or is anyone still reading?
>>3494719
Im confused as to why Lincoln is getting an hand job from a lamp
Reminder to heil you're Fuhrette Lola or suffer the consequences.
>>3494810
*cough*
>>3494777
WELL LOLA WHITCH IS IT HUH?!?!?
>>3494777
Nice lucky trips.
>>3494810
I'll take my chances.
>>3494800
It's great, it's keeping me up.
>>3494777
WELL LOLA WHICH IS IT HUH?!?!?
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE MIXED MESSAGES
>>3494800
Reading here. It's just so good I don't wanna interrupt.
>>3494800
I'm reading it but pastebin it when it's done so we can admire you're work.
>>3494671
I got sick a few days ago and pretty much relegated myself to resting and lurking /tlhg/ with a few anon posts here and there.
Hopefully I'll feel better here soon and I can get started on more fics.
>>3494565
Aw hell yeah I'd like me some of that.
Lincoln let me play a grownup game with him yesterday, anon!
He took all my clothes off and wrestled me in his bed for a long time!
He told me bad things will happen if Mom and Dad find out, though. So remember, this is top secret!
>>3494900
ffs, Lana. Please stop, you're getting worse than Lisa.
>>3494386
KYDER
DRAW SOMETHING
>>3493868
Say, should I stop this, or keep going?
>>3494900
Don't worry, kid. I can keep a secret.
>>3494900
Lana PLEASE
>>3494900
is Buu here? If so, you know what to do
>>3494929
Keep at it. But I'd post it in a pastebin.
>>3494866
>>3494877
>>3494900
>>3494955
all these dubs so close to eachother
Literally best girl.
>>3494955
Thanks. I should have the bugs tweaked out and the whole things fleshed out in no time
>>3494965
The only character to be a waifu in the show as well.
>>3494900
>>3494900
Linc is such a great oniisan.
>>3494800
Sorry if I sounded starved for attention. But hey, I got dubs. Schway.
>She remembers that she could barely wait. Rubbing her clit while he pressed against her lips as she sat on top of him.
>He's still only eleven. He didn't reach all the way in.
>But what he did filled in nicely.
>She was shivering the entire time. Almost convulsing from the pleasure.
>She remembers him grabbing hold of her round ass and thrusting as hard as his little hips would let him.
>His fingers sinking into the cheeks.
>The creaking of his bed.
>The quiet, wet slapping sound he made as he pushed in.
>The feeling of her lips gripping him as he pulled out.
>The baby sips she took out of the Scotch bottle.
>The way she kissed Lincoln with Scotch still in her mouth.
>The way that made him thrust harder.
>The hot load he shot in her.
>So hot.
>So wild.
>Literally the worst.
>As she remembers this. The gravity of the situation hits her like a runaway ice cream truck.
>She took her little brother's virginity.
>Holy shit.
>She's getting wet again.
>Because she remembers they didn't stop after one round.
>>3495038
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>3495038
>>3494485
she cant be stopped
>>3494965
best sisters all years
>>3495105
But Leni's ded anon...
Anybody have a link to JumpJump's Yandere Luan comic? I don't see it on the booru.
>>3495133
Leni is eternal
>>3495159
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1502
>>3495159
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=parent%3A1502&pid=40 from the start
>>3495184
Eternally dum :^)
>>3494156
Lurker here. Here is a thing. It's meant to be part of a bigger thing but I never really write things.
I hope you find it interesting. It's probably not the direction you were angling for.
http://pastebin.com/2U0JrBL9
>>3495184
http://pastebin.com/ChkyVvDi
>>3494900
>Lincoln
>wrestling
>not Lynn
missed opportunity
>>3495038
>Her crotch is a little sore.
>But that was nothing compared to the angry hornet's nest that was her conscience.
>She literally just raped her brother multiple times in a drunken sexual frenzy the night before.
>And she laid on his bed cuddling... Cradling his sleeping figure.
>An arm draped over his shoulder. Resting on his single chest hair.
>While nursing what could possibly be the hangover to end all hangovers.
>The hangover felt round the world.
>The hangover that hurts worse than the bullet that got Ferdinand.
>"Lincoln?" She whispered softly, gently nudging him.
>A tied moan escapes his pursed lips.
>"Five more minutes. It's Saturday. Lemme sleep."
>Lori goes back to staring at the part of the ceiling that hurts the least to look at.
>"Okay... Five more minutes."
I think this is a good place to stop. I hope drawfriend reads this. He's been wanting a sequel... Where is he, anyway?
>>3494099
That fic was perfect. You'll fit right in Beerus.
>>3495184
>the Eternal Leni
>starts ship wars
>fuels ship wars
>>3493448
ah, I see you got started without me, let's continue then?
>>3495236
>The hangover that hurts worse than the bullet that got Ferdinand
>>3495255
>continue
S-sure
>>3495207
You got potential, but I can't really tell what's going on in the story. Like, where is she?
Also,
> Since getting into the city she rarely needed to walk anywhere.
Isn't that the opposite of how it is?
>>3495255
>>3495274
yes, continue!
>>3495236
oh don't worry, I've been reading as I tried to catch up with the threads I've missed while working on what I just posted, and let me tell you: I'm loving every fucking second of it and I crave more
>>3495202
you sure ain't wrong about that anon!
>>3495244
>Leni of Detroit
>>3495215
Mr skeltal is that you?
>>3495291
>>3495291
>>3495291
>>3495291
yeeessssss
>>3495291
I'm gonna go ahead and read a luna fic and beat it.
Here is a tracing I did of Luan. I meant to actually practice but I drew something else. So to not feel too guilty I made this.
>>3495291
Glad you liked it. You wanted mind break on the next one right? The only way for that to work if for Lori to use alcohol as a crutch to go through with it. And she's fine that twice far.
Let's see where that pseudo alcoholism takes her.
>>3495207
It's good but if you wanna be a writefag here you need a persona...how about Vegeta?
>>3495351
>dat doll
>>3495295
Excellent
>>3495236
Thanks God I can finally sleep. Great stuff!
>>3495366
Nah, you don't need a persona to be a write fag here. Most I do is post a non screaming skeleton covered in jewels on one of my posts.
>>3495367
That ain't a doll man. I just can't draw for shit. That's Linc himself.
>>3495291
You could say Linc is rocking really hard right now.
And Luna is about to headbang to it.
>>3495398
Agreed. I don't have one either and I'm a writefag.
>>3495384
Sorry for the long wait between posts. Was watching Batman Beyond and got distracted. Hope you liked it! Now get some sleep.
>>3495356
I dunno if I said mind break, I just like the pairing of the older bitchy sister who acts like she doesnt like her bro as much as she actually does, like in this drawin I did, and maybe Lincoln coming to terms with how much he likes her too
maybe like, Lincoln tries to please her when shes not drunk, and shows how much he loves her
damn this is awkward to talk about out in the open like this I wish you were in the discord channel
>>3495278
Thanks.
I was writing the thing as a flash forward to establish tone, which would have the story catch up with it before concluding. Stupid for someone who doesn't write things, yes.
As for cities and cars/walking, it depends on the city in my experience. I've lived in some where you can drive without issue and others where you're forced to walk if you don't want to pay horrible parking fees.
>>3495366
Thanks.
>prince of jobbers
That's not really my thing. Perhaps someone else?
pastebin.com/ChkyVvDi
MAKE HIM WAKE UP
MAKE HIM WAKE UP HIS FAMILY
MAKE HIM TELL HIS FAMILY ABOUT THE DREAM
MAKE THE FAMILY COMFORT HIM
PLEASE
>>3495424
Probably can't do that for a while. I'm only able to get here from my phone at the moment. My computer is currently a paperweight with a fried hard drive.
>>3495440
http://pastebin.com/ChkyVvDi
>>3495422
it didn't take long man, to write all that in just a couple of threads is a lot, it's just really late here. Thanks!
>>3495457
Likewise. Insomnia's a terrible thing in the East coast.
>>3495427
Ok you pick it is your work after all
>>3495440
WHY DID YOU JUST NAME IT RAGNAROK
DONT MAKE EVERYONE DIE
PLEASE
MAKE LINCOLN WAKE UP.
>>3495311
No, this is my Leni sadfic.
http://pastebin.com/tTyuWdph
>>3495480
I guess go ahead and post it.
>>3495440
>>3495481
NO COMFY THIS TIME
I AINT PULLING PUNCHIES
I'M THE SKELIE FROM HECK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3495480
If it's the last one, post now. Otherwise, wait a while, keep teasing us.
And since when do we have a discord? Is it at all active?
>>3495488
Fuck forgot the Nito pic.
But yeah, that one's my take on a sad Leni.
>>3495480
That's a thing? Goddamn, I'll get on that tomorrow. And yeah post it. I'd love to see it.
>>3495497
Will Hellknight with turrets show up tonight?
>>3495480
Please do Drawfriend. I need this nut. Also what really is discord? And is there anyway to commision you? Even if you try to keep anonymous is there another way to do pieces?
>>3495497
>Ragnarök has 2 survivors
NOOOOOOOO DONT YOU DARE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey guys I have a question. What's the reply and image limit?
>>3495508
>>3495488
I don't think its just a leni sadfic anon...
>>3495452
This is interesting, I'd like you to continue this.
>>3495530
Not sure about the reply limit, but the image limit is 250.
>>3495528
>2 Survivors
>>3495528
YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3495578
Thanks.
>>3495530
300
250
Only 99 more images to go!
>>3495617
Almost at reply, then.
>>3495491
aight
>>3495498
the discord channel has literally been listen in the first post of every TLHG thread what the fuck
>>3495513
I'm surprised I'm still awake too, and no I didn't see my cameo but I just checked it out, pretty nice! thank you
>>3495525
discord is like if Skype wasnt absolute shit, so basically if you have skype you should swap
as for commissioning me I'm afraid of giving any kind of payment information out because I would probably get doxxed and I really dont want that to happen, maybe I'll do art for steam codes or something I don't know
>>3495626
We better use them wisely and not start dumping like crazy.
>>3495642
Nice
>>3495628
Nah thread just autosages, image limit is faster
>>3495642
I would let you fug my bumhole
>>3495642
Hah. Bloody glorious, mate.
>>3495642
So we could all just be in a group call with each other? With fello loud house fans? I'll check that out sometime.
And damn. I'd love to commision a comic or something but I can't really do it for steam keys. And I am actually about to quit my current job so momey is gonna get really tight for a while.
>>3495642
Go to that church and ask God to fug you. This is amazing, man, please continue.
And please send my regards to your friend.
>>3495705
if money is tight there is absolutely no way you could afford a comic from me
>>3495642
As much as I enjoy this I hope there's an ending where she's getting arrested for molesting a kid in a crowded public area.
>>3495651
If we're gonna dump I'll dump...no that's not a scat joke you sick shit.
>>3495710
Do what a normal boy with sisters would do...steam from their purses
>>3495730
Goddamn autocorrect I meant steal.
>>3495452
Would kid buu approve?
>>3495710
Man I feel like a piece of shit not having money for stuff.
>>3495753
Get a job then anon right now I'm living on unemployment, but when it ends I'm gonna sign up with uber if I don't find something before that well uber or lyft whichever.
>>3495705
I never join the calls for obvious reasons but I never say no to someone messaging me (unless they do something I disagree with)
>>3495713
theyre too into the music bro they don't notice, plus theyre all the way in the back
>>3495713
As if this is the first time they saw a teenage girl feel up her younger brother, man, they don't care.
>>3495642
Good Lord Drawfriend, you don't draw any porn what so ever, but yet you still are able to get it to feel like it. You're a god, A GOD I SAY
>>3495809
>implying they'd know it's incest
>>3493409
>nudoom version
Can't beat the classic m8
>>3495809
On balance, off balance, doesn't matter.
>>3495841
I think it's fine, but yes I agree
>>3495766
Thing is I got a job right now but I plan on quitting this friday. 9 an hour but when I went on a vacation to see my family in Nebraska, two weeks passed and shit changed.
My manager quit a day after I came back and we are a company which takes in internationals so they can see our place and put in work. So we got this annoying Jamaican nigger who thinks he can tell us what to do(he was in the program last year so he came back with power). Because he is some sociopath he has caused several people to quit when management was better including my manager. She was there for years but they made her manager this year.
Sorry I am making this a blog but this is my forst job and I am a little nervous. I went from really loving it last year to watching everything fall apart this year because some brown nosers got too high up in management.
I put some photos in here from work a few times.
>>3495767
I'll still check it out. Is it open to everyone?
>>3495852
How about no.
>>3495855
>That pic
Wow, if that doesn't scream pedo alert then I don't know what does
>>3495852
>every time savino get new fan art he keeps the good stuff for himself
>>3495852
Hope about we don't? It's more magical if they find it themselves.
>>3495855
>Those dead eyes
You molested those children, didn't you..
>>3495855
>that pic
Still funny
>>3495883
That pic got a story?
>>3495837
I never mentioned incest dude it's also kinda illegal to molest kids, shocker I know but it's true. Makes sense that Luna would want her bro to have the same experience she did though.
>>3495891
Not that I can remember of the top of my head, but it's still funny
>>3495897
A shit my bad meant to tag
>>3495789
Welp, I'm spent for the night. I seem to only write Lori as a drunk rapist, but I like her that way. See you guys tomorrow.
>>3495903
Agreed. And thanks for trying.
>>3495921
Goodnight friendo
>>3495921
Good night, anon.
I've been under a rock the past few days. What happened to the Yandere Luan comic on the booru?
>>3495878
>>3495871
Yeah I thought it was an odd pic when I was uploading them to our system so I tampered with it before setting it up the way it was meant to be like pic related.
>>3495883
Thanks man, I hoped to do that a lot this summer but I don't think I'll be doing that any more.
>>3495891
No story just fucking with a photo, I'm guessing he was just their dad or something. Tweety was supposed to go into his hands but I got a pedo vibe like the people above stated.
>>3495949
I was wondering why tag searches don't bring it up.
>>3495945
Holy shit dude. That's fucking hilarious
>>3495869
>>3495876
Stop being babies, the crew needs more fanart
>>3495866
Yea just use the link in the thread
Imagine this
>lincoln tries to ride a bike
>dies
Why did Chris Savino delete his Twitter?
>>3496015
Because of us
>>3496000
Can you PLEASE not send my art to the loud house writers?
>>3496000
Can't argue with those trips
>>3496015
didn't delete it
only deactivated
he said he would turn it back on once things settle down or he would get into big trouble with nick
>>3496013
Fund it
>>3496000
You know what's funny is I've googled "monkier artist" like 5 times since that whole thing went down and I never find anything
>>3496000
>Still thinks he's Monkier
>Wants to fuck up his slim chance of getting a job at Nick either way
>>3496024
The poor guy
>>3496054
It's fine. He's cool with us
>>3496038
>once things settle down
What things?
>>3496026
ALRIGHT, I have a demand then...
Draw Luna sitting on Lincoln's face with her bare butt and I won't post.
I'm a fair man with a fair deal. Just trying to get by in this crazy world, I have faps to feed damnit.
>>3496071
No not that, nick
>>3496077
people like you are the reason why generals start to lose good artists/writers
>>3496077
Y-you're blackmailing him? Bro..
>Draw Luna sitting on Lincoln's face with her bare butt and I won't post.
well I may allow this
>>3496071
Emphasis on "Huge" and not judging us...guys I think we have the green light from lord Savino himself for porn.
>>3496071
He seems like such a chill guy
>>3496077
Blackmail, dude? Not cool.
>>3496013
>"okay son I know the bike may look a little girly too you, but learning how to ride a bike is a part of every kids life"
Papa Loud took his favorite son out to the driveway, the boy in knee pads, elbow pads, and a helmet.
>"Dad can't we do this another time? I wamt to read my comic books in my room in my undies, is that too much to ask for?"
Lil Linc was nervous but he really would rather be reading his comic books in his undies because he likes the way it feels ever since he saw Leni walking around in her own underwear. He coveted how comfortable she dressed and his stares caused Papa lai and mama lai to tell Leni to no longer do that.
>"You are 10 years old son, it's good to start young so you can do it with ease when you are older, how about this; if you can learn how to ride today I'll prder papa john's."
>"Wow really Paparoni and cheese!?!"
>"of course son, Papa john always has the best deals, if you order a free pizza online the pop will throw in a free order of chicken bites right now!"
LL cool dad knew this is just what Lincoln needed to hear to light a fire in his heart, something to fuel his desire to master the asphalt with his girly ass bitch bike.
Is this bad? I'll stop because I'm not taking this too seriously.
>>3496077
I'm starting to see why /co/ saw us as degenerates
>>3496087
Don't you think I feel bad about this?! But I gotta do this! My faps hunger, I can't let them starve, man. It's been 24 hours and I can't let my dick just suffer like this.
>>3496089
>>3496108
It's not blackmail, it's just a fair exchange. You don't understand. I have one dick that needs me in this world, I can't let it down..
>>3496077
>Blackmailing a talented artist because muh dick is hard
You sir, are an asshole
How is Nickelodeon going to react to /tlhg/?
>>3496077
Fuck you.
>>3496128
but bro, do you think your dick would want this? Seeing you do this for their faps? Think about it!
>>3496128
Then go jerk off to a porn site like any other person does
>>3496128
>My faps hunger, I can't let them starve, man. It's been 24 hours and I can't let my dick just suffer like this.
Holy fuck
>>3496115
>>3496131
>>3496134
>>3496145
>>3496151
>>3496158
You don't get it! I'm not doing this for myself, I'm doing it for my DICK. I always placed my needs second and theirs first!
Just give me the drawing and nobody will get hurt, I swear! You'll never see me again. I don't wanna hurt him, I actually like the guy. I just gotta do this for my dick.
>>3496128
Dude seriously? You gonna chase off one of the best draw anons we got for a wank? You should seriously consider suicide.
>>3496115
We are man but /co/ isn't all sunshine and lolly pops there just a blue board.
>>3496179
What about this: you get out of your mother's basement and stop being a faggot?
Or just kill yourself? Pretty nice deal, huh? Then you'll be with your waifu forever.
Either, send that shit. You'll get nothing.
>>3496179
Seems like you're doing this for yourself to me.
>>3496179
I really hope a mod bans this guy.
>>3496179
Dude who the fuck cares, even if you are on the internet and /trash/ of all places, you at least have to respect others and have some deceny. You can't just go around bullying artists and demanding them to draw your porn for you because of 'muh dick'
THIS THREAD HAS GONE TO SHIT. I REPEAT, THIS THREAD HAS GONE TO SHIT.
PREPARING TO UNDERGO OPERATION FUCK-THIS-THREAD.
>please create new thread
>>3496113
Not bad, just dont make papa loud use the word son alot
>>3496179
Eat shit you autistic faggot.
>>3496113
Nah its good
>>3496077
Kid... dear god. Is this real?
It ain't 2003 anymore. Rule 34 was first declared, what, over a decade ago? They know damn well that it exists. They know damn well that we're gonna fulfill it. They're gonna either ignore it, block you, possibly report you to the big bad Twitter admins. You know what they're not gonna do? They're not gonna go on some kinda crusade to destroy the artist. They're not gonna try and ban /tlhg/ - and even if, by some fluke of nature, they both wanted to and were actually able to convince 4chan's mods to ban us, rest assured that there's another chan, four blocks up the street, where a bunch of hebephilic incest fetishists will be more than welcome.
You can post that shit all you want, wherever you want. Your motivation is beyond stupid, don't get me wrong. But not only do you not need to make demands in order to get more faps, you can't. You have zero capability to damage the artist, the art, or this general.
Also, friendly reminder: You need to be 18 or older to browse this board.
Morning /tlhg/ what's goi...oh.
>>3496179
truly a degenerate among degenerates
>>3496190
>Or just kill yourself? Pretty nice deal, huh? Then you'll be with your waifu forever.
I bet you wanna see that, huh? I guess I was wrong after you. You're just as worse as me. You like seeing others suffer, don't you. I see it in your eyes
>>3496248
WAIT!
come back...
>>3496280
Just drop it, anon. It's over.
You don't have to do this shit. You have a dick that loves you. We can just pretend that this never happened
>>3496280
> I see it in your eyes
... Damn, you had me earlier. Well done.
>>3496280
Holy fuck what is wrong with you
>>3496280
Yes, please. Do it. Record it and post it here for our entertainment.
Also, I'm not the drawfag. I just really want you to be happy with your shitty waifu and let your Mom alone to live her life.
How about that Loud House?
>>3496283
Au revoir, adios, auf Wiedersehen!
>>3496332
Fuck off we don't talk about that shit show here.
>>3496248
WAIT don't go!
here play with your big brother to pass the time
>>3496332
Its bredy gud
>>3496332
My favorite Loud is Luan.
>>3496297
You know what a unfap dick can do to a man? I waited 24 hours, I won't wait another hour. I must do what a man has to do
>>3496298
This is no game, anon.
>>3496313
Then your words mean nothing to me
Well then I won't submit if you're not the drawfag. I shall wait until the artist answers. I am a patient man with just needs for his dick
How was your day, boys? Mine has been fapless but I'm still sane
>>3496332
>Wants to talk about The Loud House in /tlhg/ of all places
>>3496332
It's alright.
>>3496332
What now? I just wanna watch some nigga ending himself.
>>3496352
(You)
>>3496352
what if another drawfag does your request, would that make things even?
>>3496352
>6 am and already the boy ain't right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfZ2QXTrzuc
>>3496352
Don't call me boy, son.
I feel like the guy is joking, but it's still a really dick thing to do as mostly everyone was aware of their privacy concerns.
Time to sleep. Hopefully this doesn't escalate.
>>3496369
That's exactly what I think this prick's doing all this for.
>>3496372
I'm a fair man...the artist must be good though, no bullshit. *smokes cigarette*
Alright...it's a deal
*blows smoke*
Remember, the request was Luna using her bare ass to see on Lincoln's face. I'm a country boy that got a thing for face sitting
>>3496395
hes probably mad that his Clynn bait isn't getting as much attention anymore
>>3496405
Congrats Sherlock, which case will you crack next?
>>3496349
Which hole would you use first anon?
>>3496406
well I'm no drawfag but is there still any drawfags in the house for this emergency?!
>>3496406
=3
>>3496352
>>3496406
How sad. If only there was another drawfag aside from that drawfag here.
Come on. It's easy. Slice your wrists and let it flow. Just remember to record everything.
>>3496387
Hello. Leni. Still like the feel of the green peaness, I see.
>>3496406
>*smokes cigarette*
>*blows smoke*
Ok it's official. You're fucking with us
>>3496425
He doesn't deserve anything.
>>3496352
>>3496406
You are the purest for of faggot I've seen in a while, ironic or not, if I was the artist I would post that on twitter myself with a throwaway accound, just to take that away from you and just make you a poorly done shit draw with linc shoving his fake boobs on lunas face or something like that just to rub it in
You don't even have a case here to take advantage of, you're literally holding your breath here and I hope you were not expecting to get anything with that sad shit, the artist shouldn't even waste his time to mock you.
>>3496406
>Blows smoke
Who's Smoke?
>>3496458
Big Smoke.
>>3496411
>Clynn
Don't mention that garbage to me, I'm glad that's dead.
>>3496425
I appreciate you, kid
>>3496434
*raises eyebrow*
I ain't a cutter. That's not my style and you're not even decent. I think you should papercut yourself and let your misery end.
*takes a puff from cigarette*
>>3496453
You can take this as a joke if you want but if I don't get my demand, the artist gets it.
*glares at you then exhales smoke*
It sure is fucking summer in here
>>3496497
(You)
>>3496497
sir, it doesn't have to end like this. Think about your dick!
I should be sleeping
>>3496497
*unsheats shitpost*
Well you heard him boys, the man loves Clynn so get them pens busy.
>>3496534
We all should be sleeping. Forever. We do not deserve the air we breathe.
Oh /tlhg/, I love that you're always so active. At the same time, I hate that you're always so active.
>>3496546
All of us?
>>3496523
*Looks at cigarette then flicks it*
You know...I've lived a good life. If I go then my dick will move on.
Nope, I'm ready to face my creator, boy. I ain't afraid no more.
>>3496538
*OOC* Okay I'm being serious, no Clynn shit, I really hate that shit
*Back in character*
>>3496546
Right, I have those thoughts too, humans fight these wars and shed blood, yet in this universe..
*stares at the sky*
..we're just ants and nothing more
>>3496497
I hope someone draws Lincoln sleeping on a lamp just to blue ball you. No one should make your request you'll just pull this shit again, so I say post it you limp wristed virgin, but you probably don't have the balls.
>>3496553
The best thing about /trash/ and /tlhg/ is that things can go in any direction. We went from porn to discussing water systems and politics one time. I fucking love this place
>>3496562
Shut the fuck up. Clynn is the best
>>3496557
Yes. You know why.
>>3496497
You're one to talk, kiddo.
Use the kitchen knife, then. Open your belly and let it all out. Just let me see the good stuff. There will be no more need to fap and your parents will be free from you.
And you'll be with your Lamp. Forever. It's a Win/Win situation.
>>3496416
I would use her mouth.
I would kiss it.
>>3496579
...No?
>>3496332
It's a mediocre show at best and people only use it as a vehicle to write shitty fanfiction.
>>3496569
The too off-topic bullshit sucks
>>3496596
>>3496599
Salutations, /sug/!
>>3496566
Oh I promise to not pull this again, boss man. I'm a honest and fair man.
>So I say post it you limp wristed virgin
*makes a chuckle*
Ha, you're a joke. I got to kiss a girl, that makes me alpha around here, how about you, sport?
>>3496577
*OOC*
Dude please no, fucking no
>>3496587
Bet that's your fetish huh, freak.
*makes a laugh*
Well that's not happening
*throws up middle finger*
But you can open this
>>3496600
Depends on the topic
>>3496604
Yep. You got a point.
>>3496616
Cool then I say if anyone makes you're request i will post it myself out of spite for this sad excuse of blackmail.
>>3496616
I fucked my cousin
>>3496612
Pretty shit meme desu
This thread's become a fucking mess.
QUICK! Lucy wants to consume your virgin blood and transform you into a demon of the night! How do you defend yourself?
>>3496649
Rape her, so my virgin blood will just be regular blood.
>>3496649
I don't. Lucy is second-best Loud.
>>3496643
My bed became a fucking mess last night because I had an extremely intense nocturnal emission.
>>3496657
Second best more like first loser
>>3496661
I did not need to know that.
>>3496649
>virgin blood
Sorry for her.
I'd use /trash/ Queen to defend me.
>>3496649
Uh...I've got Hep-C?
>>3496626
But anon if you do that than nobody wins?
>>3496682
Lola struggles against Lucy, but Lucy wins with her superior vampire strength. Lola's dying words are 'I'm sorry Anon', and she transforms. Lucy then pounces at your neck. You fail.
>>3496657
The only thing missing to this is Lily's head bobbing back and forth in the foreground in front of Lucy's legs, moving at the same rate but slightly behind the pattern.
>>3496690
I'd rather have the spite victory, if someone give in this shit'll just happen again.
>>3496689
Vampires are invulnerable to human diseases, and Lucy comments that your blood tastes awful as she sucks you dry. You fail.
>>3496691
Lucy is then poisoned by my regular shitty blood and die from it. Fin.
Little sisters are best sisters. Older sisters a shit
>>3496716
This nigger knows what's up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbG3V3kzNlw
>>3496709
Good thing you doubled up on the garlic bread and holy water for dinner before she tagged you. She now shrivels up and dies.
>>3496711
M8 fuck you I'm the Game Master here, I make the rules here. Because you're not a virgin you simply die from blood loss.
>>3496716
Truer words were never spoken .
>>3496735
I can't believe that Lucy is fucking dead.
>>3496726
Garlic bread? This is the real vamp-shit anon, not some fairy-tail. And holy water ceases to be as you consume it.
>>3496716
Good older sisters:
>Lori
>Leni
>Luan
Good younger sisters:
>Lucy
>Lola
Sorry, gonna have to give the win to the elder sisters.
>>3496760
>Lori
>Good
Nice try Clyde.
>>3496113
Like anyone learning to ride a bike it's a trial and error kind of thing. Lincoln would start his bike and tumble and fall before he could even move a complete yard but Dad wouldn't let him get discouraged.
>"You can do it Lincoln! This happens to everybody. Learning how to ride a bike is kind of like loving life. No matter how many times you fall you have to get back up."
>"Dad this is starting to hurt, all I'm doing is falling down over and over again. I'll never ride a bike. And worse, I'll never get any of Papa John's delicious pizza..."
Chichi urasai didn't want his only boy to be a quitter because if he can't handle riding a bike there will be plenty of things Lincoln would give up on because he finds it a little challenging. Like a bitch. Dad grabs the bike seat and started pushing Lincoln around the driveway with the boy keeping his legs in the air so he wouldn't drag his legs on the ground.
>"haha Dad, what are you doing?"
Linc's pouting face changed to an excited open mouth toothy retard grin as his body started pumping adrenaline into his blood. He could feel a rush that you would compare to flying if you could soar through the clouds with the wind keeping you in the air.
>"How do you Like this Lincoln? See why riding a bike is so much fun? Go ahead and get your feet on the pedals and try to match the speed so you don't lose control and fall over again. Ok good. I am going to slow down a bit but I want you to try pedaling a bit faster so you know how it feels to be in control.
I am gonna do a little bit more and call it a night. I will continue it on pastebin when the main stuff starts. I just hope I'm not wasting any of you guys' time.
>>3496760
Luan isn't that good. She just gets best fanart.
I'm still waiting for a Luan focus episode to see if she's my least favorite Loud yet.
Cute uncut shota dick.
*lits another cigarette*
Yep, you just keep on ignoring me
*blows smoke*
I got 15 tabs on deck of people involved with The Loud House
I'm a crazed man with a crazed unfapped dick, you wish to try me? I got nothing to lose now
>>3496784
L-Lincoln, I-
>>3496649
Pronto, hay que matar a la muchacha
>>3496793
Okay fine, what's your damn request.
>>3496784
Cute hairless loli slit.
>>3496793
DON'T DO IT
THINK OF SAVINO
HE DOES'NT DESERVE WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO
>>3496760
> Lori
> good
> Lola
> good
> Lana
> not good
>>3496781
> Luan
> not good
You two need to leave.
>>3496805
Does Lana like running around naked?
>>3496804
If you do it man I'm just gonna post it myself for following his request so ignore him.
>>3496802
Congrats Spic, you win. You catch Lucy off guard with your foreign rambling and drive a stake into her chest and into her heart. She is dead. You are now the Vampire Queen.
>>3496835
Patience. We still have a lot of images to spend in this one and we're on p4.
>>3496862
People are already flocking to the next thread.
I think they don't want to remember this one.
>>3494639
Nar Dongels Dude
Also...HERESY!!!
>>3496077
>Blackmail
FUCKING HERETIC!!! HOW DARE YOU SINK TO SUCH A LEVEL!!! EVEN I WOULD NOT DO SUCH A THING!!! YOU ARE TRULY GARBAGE!!!
>>3496804
DON"T DO IT!!!
IGNORE THE HERETIC!!!
>>3493448
Me too, I really enjoyed reading about her being obsessed with Lincoln.
>>3489897
If you're going to post a discord link at least post one that wont expire.
>>3496835
you suck