/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Grasper Edition
>Last thread: >>3469243
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?
Drew Peri, one day I'll be a good as you talented fuckers
We really need those episodes soon.
Is the anon who wanted good vibe songs still here?
Do gems have strong legs?
>>3476411
New episodes? What do you need a new episode for?
>>3476406
damn, he's getting suicidal again. bring in the pearl squad everyone
>>3476425
Porn
>>3476425
To leave and hopefully fix /trash/ for the next hiatus.
>>3476386
xth for cn could probably get us halfway into the next season by now but choose not to
>>3476426
Let him do it.
I wish i could draw /sug/
>>3476406
Hey Greganon, I'm always happy to see you online.
Stay strong.
normies by nature is a good band name
also first for lapis feets
>>3476449
That's a sexy Auschwitz survivor
>>3476452
You sure about that?
When I was writing the post it sounded weird in my head
>>3476452
>first
Post horrific fanart.
>>3476386
Anyone got more Grasper porn?
>>3476449
Keep working on it and one day you'll be good.
>>3476386
We'll be back, baby!
>>3476426
>>3476444
>444
Checkered
I forget how long Zuke has been on the staff! I was supprised to see her name in the Jailbreak credits
>you will never make a pass at her
>she will never slap your face and call you an asshole
Why live?
>>3476475
I hate criticising artists in non-constructive ways, but seriously, what is that suppose to be? Who is this? Why?
>>3476475
By horrific do you mean cringe or scary? Because I have some good creepy art saved.
>>3476498
She'd kill you dead
>>3476505
Post them, please.
>>3476502
It's an OC gem combined with a character from Gravity Falls who is currently possessed by a demon that travels through dreams.
>>3476475
Even though that's horrible I wouldn't be surprised if one of the gems had claws as their weapon, maybe something similar to this.
>>3476472
not first poster in the thread, but first for lapis feets in the thread. do you even chan, bro?
>>3476514
That is some next level autism.
I think I'm impressed.
>>3476512
Sure.
>>3476485
Thanks
Last one
>>3476426
>>3476450
I am okay, just melancholic...
>>3476527
are you using a mouse?
>>3476502
>I hate criticising artists in non-constructive ways,
Sure, but there's a threshold between "well I guess you tried" and "what were you thinking?".
>>3476505
Cringe.
But the other's good too, I guess.
>>3476527
Much better than what I would draw if I tried.
>>3476526
YMMV on whether it's creepy or adorable, but the artist who did those last two draws Peri as insectoid.
>>3476548
Nah, but really though, it's not that bad.
(I'm the same anon)
>>3476554
>>3476554
What an interesting choice of design.
Love it.
>>3476539
I can't handle this much cringe.
poil
>>3476600
/pol/ poil
>>3476570
They draw all the Gems more alien than they are in the show. A lot of them come across almost like monsters.
>>3476528
>>3476586
It's pretty damn good.
>>3476600
>>3476608
Pol Pot
Imagine the thighs on a Jaspnet fusion.
>>3476629
>>3476611
What's the name of the artist?
>>3476629
Saloth Sar
Come join the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBHzQnwh
I have no idea what's happening here.
>>3476621
Where do you get all of this shit?
>>3476649
Dross.
Their art blog is deadwooddross.
>>3476660
Mi libro
>>3476658
DA
Tumblr
Other threads here.
>>3476640
We
Are CN's execs
We really hate money
And if you think we don't
Here's news for you honey
That's why the schedule of this show
Is a wreck
Who needs
Episodes
Or merch
Or paychecks?
>>3476656
Fake link.
>>3476665
No prob, Bob.
LION AROUND
https://soundcloud.com/astroskeleton/we-are-the-crystal-gems-steven-universe
goddamn
>>3476674
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T
>>3476660
q perturbador
>>3476721
estoy d acuerdo
>>3476718
Never really been there, just bored out of my mind.
>>3476713
What is this shit
>>3476674
oy vey goyim you don't know where the real money is
>>3476685
Although I do like this piece of art, I can't help but think about Ganondorf.
>>3476681
what's fake about it?
>>3476756
I've always wondered about the rerun logic, it's not like reruns of run show inherently cost less than another. If anything I'd want to rerun the more expensive to produce shows, so as to increase public awareness and potentially help to offset costs of production.
>>3476788
Not him but that discord link is to one that was made by the banned users from the actual discord.
Ignore and let them shit themselves.
>>3476759
>Ganondorf
>>3476756
How old is this?
>you will never hold her hand
Why does life have to be so cruel?
>>3476756
This is tragic.
>>3476812
Wow... Thank you.
>>3476811
we homeworld vs. crystal gems now?
>>3476668
>that image
>>3476815
Steven will.
>>3476834
But nobody here is Steven.
>>3476842
I'm Steven.
>>3476831
But all the gems are from homeworld.
>>3476815
It's a punishment for what you did in another life.
>>3476851
Not Amethyst and Steven.
>>3476842
>2016
>not being Steven
>>3476848
Not the real one
>>3476833
It's probably my favorite.
It starts out looking okay (by DA standards), and gets more disturbing the longer you look at it.
>>3476811
the "actual" discord isn't allowing any new users and is a hugbox for shtickposters and crybabies. Like you, Ice aka I'll take the Blue one. Crybabies like you.
also everyone make sure you check out the flock!!
http://skycow.us/r/su
>>3476870
>and grommit
>>3476876
Your taste is absolutely garbage.
I want Jas and Lapis to punish me.
>>3476815
I'll never have a baby Amethyst.
Why, life?
>>3476893
But that would hurt a lot
>>3476898
I'm assuming it didn't go well with getting pregnant from Purple Puma?
>>3476901
And?
>>3476410
hey nice a peridraw
i drew this one
>>3476926
Well, if you like pain that's ok.
>>3476879
I'm (not) sorry you got yourselves banned but this is a bit of an overreaction as usual Brad.
>>3476876
I forgot where you do this, link? Google only gives a really incomplete one.
>>3476907
He probably destroyed her womb.
You know how aggressive Purple Puma is
>>3476942
Other than water chains for bondage, how could Lapis punish someone?
>>3476569
im ashamed at myself for finding this cute
>>3476907
Turns out Purple Puma seems to be sterile. I guess I'll have to reactivate the kindergarten harvest my babies.
>>3476965
Drowning
>>3476965
Water whips
>>3476974
kinky
>>3476947
an overreaction is locking a discord down because you're worried people might come in and say things you don't agree with.
>>3476983
They locked it down because knowing you and your posse would obviously try to raid.
>>3476979
It is, but I would prefer to punish Lapis.
>>3476994
>you and your posse
>raid
this has never happened before
hey everyone, come get a load of this paranoid tard
How does discord work? I never used it and im too lazy to give it a try.
>>3477030
I prefer being sub but Peri would be fun to punish.
Nothing too harsh, though. Just teasing and denial and making her flustered.
>>3476958
http://su-gemsorter.tumblr.com/
>>3477057
Yeah, it would.
But I would harsher, I like hardcore stuff.
>>3477056
So a /sug/ skype group, seem like something definetly not autistic at all.
>>3477097
Yeah.
Though it's entirely optional to use voice chat.
But i won't force ya to go.
I will redirect you if Brad tries to force his shit down your throat but otherwise meh.
>>3477086
Wonderful. Her tongue is bluish-grey tho
>>3477097
Something autistic can also be good.
That is not the case though.
>>3477038
They came into the /sug/ Discord chat and started spamming. They did erotic roleplay in the main chat and harassed other users, even impersonating one or two of them.
I want Jasper to force me to lick the sweat off her abs.
This is the bird gem.
>>3477104
pretty.
>>3477136
I want to pet the bird gem
>>3477117
It is something a lot of people wouldn't notice though.
>>3477038
myself and 1 other person joined their dead ass server. No one was saying anything so we started just talking to each other, and this was apparently too much conversation because we were banned or "spam"
Then we rejoined, deciding to try following the rules, and were banned for trying to tell someone he should care more about politics. Then they literally added a "if you are generally disliked we will ban you" rule just for us.
this idiot
>>3477056
has had something against me for months now ever since i jokingly said i'd ban him from the skycow if he didn't change his name. So now he hides in the discord and threads and throws a hissy fit whenever someone mentions the flock in here (just search the archive for "drama central").
>>3477043
you type words in the box and people respond to those words. Also there is a voice channel.
>>3477136
I love birds and I love Pearl, this makes me happy.
>>3477136
Why doesn't Steven just befriend Yellow Diamond?
>>3477173
>>3477138
sometimes i forgot how beautiful the background is
>>3477177
End of show spoilers, guy.
>>3477177
he will
>>3477176
You have made me happy, anon.
>>3477126
>erotic roleplay
not true btw, but here's this
[8:31 PM] King: sapphire is going to suddenly appear there and walk in
[8:31 PM] King: and then ruby will jump onto here and fuse into garnet
[8:31 PM] King: and cuck you hard
[8:31 PM] King: then garnet's gonna fuck you in the ass
[8:31 PM] King: and run off
[8:32 PM] Cricket: nice
[8:33 PM] Disco: how can I be cucked
[8:33 PM] Disco: unless she is cucking herself by fusion
[8:33 PM] I'll take the Blue one: It's not cucking if she likes it.
[8:34 PM] King: wait what
[8:34 PM] King: did you want to be fucked in the bum
^^^
perfectly sfw conversation in the main channel
>>3477061
Thanks m8. This looks about right to me.
>>3477177
He has to rape Blue Diamond first.
>>3477176
That shit better be the official shiny.
>>3477086
I love this.
>>3476940
Better at lines than I am, you've nailed it.
>>3477218
U U U U
>>3477216
>he thinks shinies ever look good
>>3477195
Malex is the best fusion X fusion ship
le know nothing man
Is there anything that's worth more than peace and love on planet Earth /sug/?
>>3477201
You and your buddy roleplayed as two Muslims in a forbidden relationship in the main chat when there was a great erotic roleplay chat just for such conversations. Additionally, there's never, ever been anyone in the chat named "King". You two went by the names "Dongleston" and "dickslasher".
>>3477241
Preaching to the choir.
>>3477201
>>3476983
>>3477153
how autistic do you even have to BE to complain this hard? No one cares, and we don't want to hear about your drama
>>3477259
Peace and love on the galaxy.
>>3477251
The gars qui ne sait rien
>>3477218
>for you
Alright /sug/, give your me your most memetastic pic.
>>3477259
Destroying the universe and starting anew.
>>3477285
(you)
>>3477231
yoooo thanks man
im pretty sure you can do it too
>>3477285
>>3477263
there was nothing "erotic" about it
>Additionally, there's never, ever been anyone in the chat named "King"
lol his name was King Cricket until he was made to change it because you idiots are so paranoid that someone will come and "impersonate" you. As if anyone in the world would actually want to be mistaken for a shtickposting memester
>>3477313
delete this
>>3477285
>>3477285
cool shirt guy best memer ever cool meme 11 year etc etc
>>3477266
Hey, I'm not trying to create drama, just show you guys the link to the new, open discord server!!! You're the one giving me flack, here!!!
here's the link again btw
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBHzQnwh
>>3477285
>>3477176
Amazingly done.
>>3477318
Jesus brad you must be really mad about getting banned if you went so far as to create a discord to spite these guys, maybe if you were a better person you wouldn't have had to create one for you and your dead skycow friends.
>>3477334
>open
You still won't let me shitpost the Loud House toddlercon image.
>>3477328
You told me to give you my most memetastic pics, and I did.
>>3477341
>letting eyeball fall
Shatter the cyclops.
>>3477241
>>3477265
this tbqhwyf
>>3477241
Wrong.
>>3477368
>>3477285
I drew this ages ago in paper
>>3477285
>>3477313
memes, you say?
>>3477265
>>3477368
Just searching ''malex" on tumblr mostly yields bearded men, how unfortunate lol
>>3477285
>>3477402
You told me it's not allowed in nsfw either.
Make up your mind.
>>3476879
>>3476983
>>3477034
>>3477153
>the "actual" flock is a hugbox for shtickposters and crybabies.
>Like you.
>Crybabies like you.
Stop playing the victim. Go back to your dead drawing room and shut the fuck up.
>>3477126
>impersonating one or two of them
Same in skycow.
>>3477266
>>3477350
This.
what even is the point of a discord? these threads work fine
anyway, post feels images/comics
>>3477425
Malexandrite works too.
>>3477439
I dunno everything here is optional as fuck.
The skycow was alright before Brad sorta fucked it up for himself and others.
>>3477439
The fucking IRC works fine but nobody gives a shit about it outside of Stevenbombs.
>>3477430
that wasn't me, but i just saw that. oops.
It offends my libertarian principles but i guess you've got to draw the line somewhere!!
>>3477436
Don't give them attention.
>>3477439
I think 4-5 and 10-11 are mixed up, but whatever
keep in mind up until 15 everyone is very very close, then it's a huge dropoff
I like pretty much everyone
>>3477439
I'm on discord right now, I'm not feeling it.
>>3477455
>Laddy is a libertarian
BROTHER
Is it bad that I want to fug another Pearl?
And it's Yellow Pearl?
>>3477485
It's okay.
>>3477425
Try searching malex with #steven-universe or #stephen-galaxy
You can use several tags when searching but tumblr's bad enough to not let you know this useful information.
>>3477439
Losers w/o friends want to make friends, that's the point.
>>3477485
No, all poils are objectively perfect.
>>3477285
>>3477457
You like sad girls, are easily taken in by pretty eyes, have a hero complex, and probably like traps. Am I right?
>>3477472
Interacting with /sug/-goers irl must be fucked
>>3477436
When you say the flock is dead are you also implying that your nancy boy circlejerk of a discord isn't also dead as shit? because when you're not ERPing with each other or complaining about me that place is snoozeville
>>3477494
but what if im such a loser that interacting with others in a non-anonymous and vocal way is a huge turnoff?
pikipoil
>>3477502
I don't have any fucking idea how you were able to infer any of that, but yes that's all accurate
what the fuck man, do you know me?
>>3477507
Literally 2-8 people to 16-32 people wake up.
I've been to both and objectively the discord is more alive than the skycow (say it with me, it's a mod not the official thing) you guys killed off.
>>3477515
pepepoil
>>3477502
All of that is fine except for liking traps.
If he likes traps he should be executed.
>>3477514
>but what if im such a loser that interacting with others in a non-anonymous and vocal way is a huge turnoff?
Then don't. No-one is forcing you.
>>3477534
You gay or something?
woah what am i
>>3477501
>skin gets darker than either of them have normally
>outfit barely changes
>literally just end up looking like the second person but with a different shirt
>no additional limbs
>no androgyny
1/10
>>3477515
>the tall one
>the purple one
>the defective one
>>3477504
It's weird.
>>3477540
Shit shit shit
>>3477523
>16-32
lol and how many of them are active
>>3477539
I don't like traps so no.
>>3477563
>not liking traps
Are you a fag?
>>3477285
>>3477551
wow that's a very mean and rude thing to say, anonymous person who is 100% not ice
>>3477581
Traps are for fags.
Dickgirls are better.
>>3477534
>someone has a sexual preference that I don't like, therefore they don't deserve to live
>even though they're anonymous so they could be literally anyone, even the reincarnation of einstein or the next pope, whereas I sit in my room shitposting about a cartoon all day
edgier than bismuth
>>3477457
>Lapis is first
Don't even have to look at the rest to know your taste is atrocious.
>>3477600
completely correct
>>3477600
Everyone knows the best is futas fucking traps.
>>3477543
pearl isn't defective
she's just lost without someone to tell her what to do
>>3477602
So you like traps.
>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz
>(GOD POWERGAP)
>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet
>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite
>YELLOW PEARL IS CUTE TIER
Yellow Pearl
>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond
>JASPER TIER
Jasper > Alexandrite
>PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
Peridot
>>3477594
Right steven
>>3477540
fuck off loli footfag
>>3477600
You fags always find a way to talk about this
>>3477607
Futas are good but traps are disgusting.
>>3477617
Just stop it just die
What do you like about RQ the slutty malicious ballerina
>>3477624
Futafags are the bronies of fetishists.
>>3477600
But hermaphrodites are the best.
>>3477631
Both are disgusting
Don't mind me, patrician taste comin' thru
>>3477600
traps are gay
futa is half hay
>>3477616
no, I'm completely gay
traps and femboys are too girly for me
just letting you know that you're edgy to the point of stupidity
>>3477615
there's the fact her gem is irregularly shaped, an oval instead of a circle like the other pearls
and she rebelled instead of following orders like a normal pearl
d e f e c t i v e
>>3477645
And that's why it's better
>>3477617
FALSE
>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz = Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Everyone else
>PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
You
>>3477644
Maybe if it were opposite day.
>>3477485
>>3477644
Basically me but replace Opal with Amethyst
>>3477645
>>3477647
You're ok then.
>>3477636
Rose Quartz or Rainbow Quartz?
>>3477670
This is the only one that is objectively correct.
>>3477678
I want to fuck that bird.
>>3477683
I don't see how rose fits the description
Rainbow Quartz
Here's Amethyst.
Also I feel like four fifths of the posts here today are bait.
who watchin peridemption on CN report in
robot racing time you fucks
>>3477701
Cute
GET THE GET
if the cluster had a full form how do you think it woud look?
>>3477701
I like bait.
>>3477695
i want to fuck that hay bale
>>3477715
A really really giant woman.
>>3477615
Don't defend that trainwreck
>>3477701
Here's some more Amethyst and a little of Purple Puma.
And yeah it is.
>>3477649
she's the white pearl, she is fancier
and she didn't stop listening to orders, she just changed her master
she's just a dumb slave
>>3477701
I'm not even sure all of those are intended as bait, lots of them look like people just acting shitty without giving it any thought.
Amethyst is vute.
>>3477715
a giant shitting dick nipple succubus with tentacles for hair having an orgy battle in neo-tokyo with a mutated tetsuo :^)
>>3477710
A good futa always tells you it has a penis before trying to do anything.
>>3477715
>>3477733
doesn't change the fact her gem is disfigured
>>3477747
With a huge boner for Steven?
>>3477772
P-Put your dick in it...
>>3477730
I'm glad I'm not the only one that wants to fuck the bird.
>>3477772
>>3477774
>>3477775
You tried.
>>3477439
>>3477709
god dammit US CN, UK CN needs to do this.
How tall is Rose?
>>3477715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6umxthz1Ys
>>3477775
cute
>>3477807
Eight feet.
>>3477725
she's the show's best character
>>3477725
I actually like Rose a lot for her personality, especially for her hinted-at self doubt, loving nature, and oft-described intelligence or at least excellent decision-making. Really can't wait to see what "tactics" Jasper was talking about.
Of course the height and hair help, and I love the kind of woman that could kick my ass.
>>3477819
That was just gregs guess.
>>3477791
Shut up
I WANT LAPPY TO BE HAPPY
>>3477848
>>3477756
what show?
>>3477857
Should Lapis consider suicide?
>>3477839
Peridot took her smile away
>>3477819
seven vagonyas
>>3477868
If she doesn't marry Steven? Yes.
>>3477848
I WANT LAPIS TO SUFFER
>>3477874
Maybe more
>>3477874
>>3477861
Metal Gear Rising.
>>3477882
imagine.
>>3477880
She will.
>>3477884
Thanks.
>>3477883
I don't get it
>>3477892
No, she won't. The crew is determined to make out her to be a perfect angel who did nothing wrong.
>>3477899
I bet for the seven vajingos
>>3477902
[spoiler]she shrunk pearl and amethyst and put them in her butt[/spoiler]
>>3477907
Oh yeah?
>>3477902
peridrunk put amy and poil up her bumbum by shrinking them
>>3477899
Technically two, Greg and Steven.
>>3477907
>>3477920
I'll be erect when she dies
Worst ship.
>>3477950
Dass fucked up
>>3477950
she's dead on the inside
does that count
I'm too tired to care.
>>3477950
Fuck off, Greg.
>>3477967
Not exactly.
DA's a gold mine
I'll have to see if I can find more of this type of thing.
Oh well.
>>3477983
>feeling like garbage
>>3477983
Here, I found a good Philosopher's Stone gemsona to counter that cringe.
Perfectly in character.
>>3478009
I want to see Corundum.
>>3477965
I'm not falling for Lapis' pity story. She's messed up in the head
Let's post more best gem. Pic related.
>>3478009
aside from not actually fitting into the show in any way, that's actually pretty fuckin' neato. I like it
>>3478025
That's actually pretty neat.
>>3478038
If you changed it a bit it could fit.
Good night /sug/!
>>3478028
post it
>>3478028
The colours make them look like they've fallen down so many stairs.
>>3478036
I'll start.
>>3478025
whoa, that one's nice too.
although, isn't sugilite like 20 feet tall? does that mean "phil" is like 90 feet?
>>3478039
This is the only other Gem OC I have saved so I hope this enough to stave off cringe for the rest of the thread.
Keep in mind that it got drawn before we saw Bismuth in Lapis's flashback.
>>3478053
Hope you die in your sleep.
>>3478009
are the artist 12?
>>3478028
>since you look a bit comprehensive
>>3478070
>before we saw Bismuth in Lapis's flashback
>>3478053
I'd fug that doggo
>>3478028
This made me laugh out loud
Perfectly OOC
>>3478036
>>3478073
Are your brain alright?
I want guro of SU
Happy birthday Sug
Well, I'm gonna try to get some sleep.
>>3478097
My birthday is in 9 days.
>>3478101
Good luck figuring that shit out.
>>3478097
My birthday is next month
>>3478096
me too
>>3478097
happy birthday erin
happy birthday sparky
happy birthday mike
>>3478068
Yeah. The artist's description of it is that it's a failed Gem fusion superweapon made by Homeworld.
Weirdly enough, it was uploaded 5 months before the episode where Peri explained what the Cluster is.
>>3478169
Portal came out on October 9th, 2007
>>3478169
I already told you my birthday is next month
>>3478169
It's not today, it's on the 24th.
Kek this thread
>>3477402
>?!!!!!!!!!!
mental instability
>>3478062
>not posting him with his lover.
>>3478209
Is that human Peridot
Disgusting
>>3478218
That's the best human Peridot I've seen.
>>3478218
You're disgusting.
>>3478227
There's no such thing as a good human gem
>>3478227
Doesn't make it any less disgusting
>>3478205
It's shit.
I wish I was in /co/ /sug/
>>3478255
There's a mod approved totally not a general up right now if you're interested.
>>3478265
But it's not the same anon.
It's not the same.
>>3478209
I want that midget.
>>3478287
Yeah, it's a shame that the /co/ mods seem to make up rules on the fly and then don't really clarify them anywhere.
>>3478303
Let's hope SoS will start "soon"
>>3478209
>that part where she's blushing
do want
also his dick is probably half the girth of her torso
>>3478322
I'm really hoping that the Zuke stuff pans out and we get an announcement in the next few days.
>>3478346
>inb4 it starts in August
>>3478360
I hope so. Because my birthday is august.
>>3478407
Happy early birthday
>>3478407
Happy early birthday but we need those episodes sooner rather than later. I hope you get a great episode for it!
Zap2it's up to the 29th right now, maybe it'll update later today. Still thinking that we're most likely to get an announcement tomorrow though.
>>3478407
My birthday is in august too, but I wish it started earlier.
What day by the way?
Will /sug/ ever reach image limit
the world may never know
>>3478445
Yes
>>3478445
well at the rate image posting is going at
I highly doubt it
>>3478445
take pictures of your screen and post them
>>3478485
send me some cash anon
pls ill suck your toes
What
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGpLrourXni/?hl=en
>>3478497
quick and fast kek
>>3478497
Are you not meme-savvy?
>>3478485
You seem like a faggot.
A faggot with money, that is.
a little beef and broccoli you got to try
a little mixed vegetables and white rice
>>3478485
>tfw ill never be a half Asian full brown qt rich shota travelling the US and fucking trannies
Well then
>>3478528
i'll do anything
even dance
>>3478485
Half asians are disgusting though.
>>3478485
Some anon save this meme, its actually a little kek
>>3478485
>thursday 6pm
nigga you lying
>>3478581
>what are time zones?
>>3478600
i think it's hilarious people still think amedot exists at all
>>3478624
>what are Jeopardy?
>>3478624
M8 it's 12 hours to 6 PM on Thursday even in New Zealand.
>>3478492
>big fucking schnozz
End this meme
>>3478541
A little sweet and sour is all you need.
A little bit of salt, no MSG.
>>3478627
I think it's hilarious that lapidot ever existed in the first place.
>>3478485
kek, I know whose screen this is.
and I know what group you're from, anon. say hi to melly for me.
>>3478485
okay
>>3478638
Kill yourself
>>3478671
Shit
Screen-ception
BEGINS!
>>3478671
So do you have a job
>>3478672
>what are, kill yourself memes?
>>3478671
lel
>>3478671
lol
PERIDOT IS MY WIFE
>>3478671
kek
>>3478668
I still can't believe its not butter
>>3478724
But you aren't married.
>>3478724
Peridot is a meme
>>3478724
Sure sure, yeah you'll get her.
When I'm done with her.
>>3478743
ber
>>3478724
I want to show qt alien the world. When will Steven introduce Peri to his best pal Lars?
>>3478752
beer
>>3478760
deer
>>3478760
bear
GREG IS MY HUSBAND
>>3478760
>$55k
that potato salad better give me a blowjob and a massage
>>3478789
I thought you were dead, Rose.
>>3478813
nigger
>>3478789
Holy fuck, never in my life has Greg made me this aroused
>>3478789
Greg is for Lapis
>>3478820
Lapis faggot
>>3478843
too far
>>3478843
I don't like Lapis though.
>>3478843
do you kiss your father with that mouth?
>>3478863
No, I kiss you with my mouth, you sexy beast
>>3478834
Lapis is for Steven.
>>3478857
I didn't even finish high school.
>>3478876
>>3478857
I did it. do I win a prize?
>>3478893
You get a GED?
>>3478857
It's 60°
>>3478902
Yeah
>>3478883
Lapis is for big black cocks
>>3478893
I didn't either, but I still did the fucking angles. fucking simplistic shit
>>3478916
That's okay, Steven can shapeshift.
>>3478916
can someone edit the cock to jasper's skin color pls
>>3478918
Yes but you are more intelligent than me.
>friend asks to play music on youtube
>"Anon, why is every single one of the videos on your home page about Steven Universe?"
>>3478895
Hahaha, that is awesome, an anon actually saved me version of this pic
>>3477285
>>3478895
Because, you arouse me anon
>>3478934
Edit it to Steven's skin colour instead.
>>3478916
has this artist drawn any pearl
>>3478969
Unfortunately yes.
>>3478946
"I dunno, I watched a game theory about it or something and now it recommends it to me all the time"
>>3478966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pNS0L1dlfA
>>3478946
kek
>>3478963
"This is a tasty burger"
>>3478976
well post it
>>3478995
I don't have it
>>3478984
yes they can, you silly willy.
speaking of silly willies, bend over.
>>3478984
>implying women can't be on 4chan, /trash, /sug
This is probably true, like any female would lurk here right?
>tfw I wish females would be on /sug
>>3479009
Why?
>>3478857
All values are in degrees. How'd I do?
post papis
>>3479048
>niggerpis
>>3479023
Why wut?
>>3479060
Why do you want girls in /sug/?
>>3479044
this arouses me
>>3479072
>this
...
Are you cereal m8?
>>3479044
>>3479079
Yes
>>3479089
Less girls the better. All they talk about is stuff like periods and how they want Greg or Jasper to bang them. It aint right.
>>3479089
Yes, I'm serious.
>>3479115
But why?
>>3479105
You ain't right.
>>3479110
yes, or should it be call pepis?
>>3479126
You answer my question first.
>>3479105
>tfw this is terribly inaccurate
>>3479147
What question?
I fucked up an angle, my bad. E1 is 30, not 40. that's what I get for rushing.
>>3479105
I'm a dude and want Greg AND Jasper to bang me tbqh senpai baka
>>3474576
>>3479164
>>3479044
That's Bearl though
>>3479181
But males shouldn't want that. You should want proper things like gems with vaginas.
>>3479197
don't be gross
>>3479197
But what if they're futas
I hate you all
Why do I waste my time here
>>3479218
I love you all, but I wonder why I waste my time here too
>>3479210
You can't.
>>3479197
I never said I wanted Jasper with a dick
>>3479218
Where else are you going to waste your time?
>>3479218
let's be honest this is how we all feel
>>3479229
Good question.
I guess I could waste it playing videogames, but I can't get the motivation to do that.
That is it Im leaving
bye
>>3479247
I'll miss you
>>3479237
What video games do you usually play? We could play together.
Hay I just checked /co/ and no /SUG/
You guys get banned again?
>>3479247
See you tomorrow.
>>3479253
Overwatch
>>3479253
I don't like multiplayer games much, and co-op makes me uncomfortable.
I prefer single player games.
>>3479295
Sorry.
>>3475606
>>3479186
fuck yeah cat lapis is so hot
RAW NO FUCKING FILTER CROOKED NEEDLE HOT HEAD
>>3479218
I love everyone but these threads get pretty bad during hiatus. Hiatuses are the death of decent discussion.
>>3479224
Why not?
>>3479340
yeah, I want to schedule and the synopsis to be released already so we have something to talk about.
>>3475656
This one got deleted by the original artist and i'm not gonna go into a wild ride to look for it in dA garbage secret archives
>>3475659
>>3479379
Yeah, I actually tried to find the original myself but couldn't.
>>3475991
>>3479379
>>3479386
>>3476656
I was just rewatching Warp Tour, and I noticed something big. Peridot pulled the EMP bomb she used to disable the galaxy warp out of her Gem.
Is that her weapon - gem - based tech? Or is she just a newer-model Pearl, able to store objects in her gem space?
So it's on the record that this season finale is supposed to blow The Return/Jailbreak out of the water. What do you think could go down from what we know, and do you think we'll get a sticky for it again?
>>3477241
>a-anon!
>somebody filled me with cummies while I had a womb shapeshifted!
>I don't want to die and become a Steven, c-can you please help get it out of me?
>a-and no sharp or metallic instruments please, can you use your tongue?
>>3479470
That'd be an interesting take on things, Peridot being part of a race that's been created to replace Pearls, due to Pearl's part in the rebellion.
It'd explain her arrogance towards Pearl (Defective *and* obsolete) and continue the whole parallel of 'as Pearl is to Rose, so Peridot is to Steven' they got going on.
>>3479531
jailbreak honestly wasn't even that good. i don't understand why everyone likes that episode so much.
>>3479557
>jailbreak honestly wasn't even that good.
>>3479539
Ill just stick my arm up in it
>>3477833
>>3479558
>>3479571
it wasn't. episodes like rose's scabbard and we need to talk stuck with me way more.
>>3479557
I prefer The Return honestly. The pacing and tone was more interesting, and the last few minutes with Jasper were wild, especially live. She dumped several pieces of game-changing lore into a few minutes.
Take this AU.
>>3479636
Take it!
>>3479636
I'd fuck a thicc Pearl
>>3479636
but will pearl stick her horsecock into steven?
>>3477792
someone requested furry
what to do /sug/
>>3479665
tell them to go fuck themselves
>>3479665
Charge exorbitant prices.
>>3479539
Can I use a coat hanger?
>>3479636
I like it!
>>3479687
It's like, uh...
Rose and Pearl have switched body types and roles. And Rose gave birth to Buck.
>>3479684
indexer insexer
>>3479636
Dav always gets me rock hard.
>>3479727
Oh I get it, because Dewey finds Pearl to be the hot one. So then in this universe Greg's the mayor and Steven's one of the cool kids.
>>3479727
>And Rose gave birth to Buck.
Give source.
>>3479774
I don't know if it goes THAT far, but the first part is right.
Which gem would play HellMOO
>>3479642
Does Pearl molest Buck in this AU?
>>3479707
don't do it unless you want money. the fuckers don't care, they'll pay anything
>>3479841
pearl molests everyone
>>3479873
But does this AU version of Pearl (Rose?) molest this AU version of Steven (Buck?) or not?
>>3479873
Can she molest me?
>>3479911
No, you're not in Steven Universe.
>>3479892
yes. everyone
about to go write 3-hour soa exam fm. it's only offered every 2 months so i'll be pretty pissed if i fail. wish me luck /sug/
>>3479636
>>3479642
And take that!
>>3479964
good luck anon
>>3479966
What an unnecessary stitch.
>>3480011
A stitch is a stitch.
>>3479964
Good luck you awesome nigger.
>>3479964
I have a feeling you will fuck it up.
Let's hope I'm not right.
>>3478742
>Implying gems aren't kill after facing murdercock
>>3476898
Go to a kindergarten and yank one out early. Instant daughtfu.
I forgot this was a thing someone drew sometime ago
I II
I I_
Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.
>>3480094
are you lost?
>>3480078
I wonder how gems form exactly, is there a fetal stage? What would happen if you dug one up before it was ready to emerge? Does the process even take enough time for that to be feasible?
I can't wait for all of these questions to be answered in the year 2525.
>>3480094
Don't Google search this.
>>3480133
Why not?
>>3480120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crjm6PiTNOw&ab_channel=CartoonNetworkUK
>>3480149
Leads to some shit man.
>>3480120
>Implying man will still be alive
>Implying woman will survive
>>3480133
Do you use google to tie your own shoes, young man?
Back in my days, we'd have to lurk for WEEKS to understand memes, instead of just googling them
>>3480154
That doesn't really answer any of those questions though, unless Amethyst's "Boom! And then you pop out!" is meant to be taken literally.
>>3480168
Yeah, the manhattan postal station vehicle or something like that.
>>3479539
>can you use your tongue?
That's not how it works.
>>3480108
It's all in the timing.
>>3480183
>implying I didn't Google it for shits and giggles.
Sometimes, you guys really leave me at a loss.
She's smart. She's funny. She's beautiful, too. Sure, she makes mistakes, but she's still a great, caring person.
I didn't say her name, but you're thinking of her right now, aren't you /sug/?
>>3480232
>he actually googled it
ABORT
ABORT
>>3480242
But who else?
>>3480242
Rose right?
Don't tell me it's Pearl because she's not good at being funny, even though she's my favorite.
>>3480242
who else?
>>3480242
Yes, yes I am.
>>3480249
I HAVE MY NUGGET AND A CRATE OF NUGGET FOOD
COME GET ME FEMA
>>3480242
the only correct answer
>>3480242
We all know who you meant.
>>3480249
No abort, miscarry.
>>3480331
Who the fuck is that
>amedot put in the friend-zone by cn
>>3480346
STARING IN MY WINDOW
DOING THAT SURVEILLANCE ON MISTER MICHAEL RENDER
LAPIZZA LAZULI
>>3480346
A big nerd
>>3476700
Nice, good work.
>>3480377
>Best girl Jinx
YEA-UH
I WANNA FUCK JINX
>>3480099
Steven will.
>>3480242
>Amy isn't smart or beautiful
>Pearl isn't funny
>Garner isn't funny
>Peridot is a cunt
>Lapis is just kinda shitty all around
By process of elimination we can conclude it's Rose
>>3480465
But nobody here is Steven
>>3480492
I'm Steven.
>>3480242
Steven?
>>3480503
FUCK YOU!
I'M THE ORIGINAL STEVEN!
WITHOUT ME, YOU'D BE NOOOTHING!
Oh man, this is old
>>3480274
the whole point of pearl is that she tries to be funny be isn't, it comes off more as cute though
>>3480474
Garnet is the master of comedy.
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://youtu.be/tA00eXVWiN8
>>3480492
>not being Steven
>>3480503
But you're not the real Steven
>>3480537
So you agree
>>3480521
I'M SOOOOOORRYYYYYYY!
>>3480377
#besties
>>3480377
They're frienzies with benzies
>>3480576
no personally i think shes the funniest character without even trying
>>3480642
I see
>>3480642
shes funny looking, not actually funny
>>3480242
I don't know who you're talking about but she sure ain't in this show.
>>3480642
Rose and Pearl fit to the best degree, but I think that pretty and graceful work as better adjectives for Pearl, whereas beautiful works better with Rose. That's just me though.
Real new thread when?
>>3480695
Don't tell me we're gonna use that one
>>3480548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67XoqKoxdNw
>>3480695
It's time to stop. It's time to stop, okay? No more! Where the fuck are your parents? Who are your parents?
>>3480723
Make one and people will go to it
>>3479610
So lapis is ster and peri is jerma?
>>3481511
But Ster and Jerma got better humor than those two.