/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Fuck You I'll Use Whatever OP I Want Edition
Previous thread: >>3449781
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Do gems have strong legs?
So how would you lot feel if the season finale had Steven merging with the Cluster and the Crystal Gems, to become powerful enough to negotiate with Homeworld from a position of raw strength
Post top quality fanimations
>>3454530
They jump really high and far, so yes.
>>3454537
I would dislike that but I can see it happening.
>>3454537
THE PAIN OF DEATH IS ALSO THE JOY OF REBIRTH
>>3454539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZdkgzLP6mU
Here we go.
I will flip out, full autism nonstop tizzy, if Jasper is getting "overcooked" underground and turns into a runt
>>3454602
That would be hilarious actually.
>>3454602
How could that even happen? The island wasn't connected to any landmass underneath it.
>>3454602
I would prefer her to die instead.
There's actually somethings I have been wondering about in Steven universe. I haven't been with the show long, and I have only seen up to episode "Log Date 7."
However, in Season 1, episode 13, "So Many Birthdays," Pearl states "I do like Pie," after Steven asks whether she does, when, clearly in Season 1, episode 32, "Fusion Cuisine" she express her distaste to ingest anything. Does this mean she was lying in episode 13, or is this some plot that was missed.
Also, in Season 1, episode 19, "Rose's Room," the small whale, near the end of the episode, asks Steven, while he is falling, "What do you want." The voice used is that of Rose's character, Susan Egan. Now this could be simply saving budget on the show, but I wondered if it meant that Rose was able to contact Steven through the room.
As I said, I haven't been with the show long, and I could be simply spouting nonsense, but I wanted to see what other people think about this.
>>3454614
t. lapispleb
>>3454616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHj5PQwGcDs
>>3454616
Writers say she just enjoys the process of making pie.
Also yes, that was either Rose or as Greg showed, the more the room knows about a person the better it is at making an imitation of them. Meaning the room could possibly make a perfect copy for Steven to interact with should the show need it.
>>3454616
>Log Date 7
Haha. It's 'Log Date 7 15 2'
I think Steven will be able to contact Rose somehow. There's a blog run by the show's staff, and Ronaldo often foreshadows things in whacky ways. Just take a look at this one
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/104379180556/aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh-ok-so-i-just-finished-the
>>3454632
I can't believe Pearl hospitalised Steven.
>>3454650
>Rose's room making a perfect Rose
If Pearl ever found out...holy fuck...
>>3454667
He deserved it for being a lying little tub of lard.
>>3454612
That's been debated so much I don't know which side to take.
Is it that time again?
>>3454552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfz4x2fF6k
I like crying Pearl. Post crying Pearl
>>3454616
My idea is that the room has a nearly perfect construct of Rose from her visiting it so much, kind of like how Greg's construct was better than the rest of the townies'. I think that Steven's going to visit the room at a critical point in the show to get some crucial information and/or advice from the Rose construct, before it ultimately starts repeating itself in the same way that Greg's did.
>>3454730
You ask that EVERY thread
>>3454737
Then i'll ask a different way. May I PLEASE have some crying Pearl?
>>3454736
>And Steven?
>I love you.
>I love you.
>I love you.
>I lo-
>>3454768
Filename made me smile
I think that /sug/ is somewhat like The Cluster.
An amalgam of broken individuals bubbled up in some place.
I'm happy to be sharing this thread, this bubble of ours with you all.
>>3454819
im not bubbled, fuck you
>>3454768
Basically. Given how much SU loves foreshadowing and callbacks, and how at least to me this feels like the most likely way for Steven to actually see Rose, I think something like that happening is really likely. It'd also make for that kind of bittersweet moment that Sugar seems to love.
Is the Maheswaran family a modern Muslim family?
>>3454850
They're a family with a hot mom that's what they are.
>>3454832
Yes, of course you are very free and very complete in your life.
poil
>>3454875
I'd like some poil oil
>>3454879
pooil?
POIL! DID SOMEONE SAY POIL?
Which gem gives the meanest blowjobs?
>>3454942
Amethyst
>>3454942
Opal
>>3454942
Opal
>>3454942
The sloppiest for sure.
>>3454942
It's secretly one of the gems that doesn't have giant lips.
>>3455020
Ruby?
>>3455020
I mean if you hate two circling lines that never actually show realistic lips than this picture is for you.
Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>3455093
Cookies and noodles.
>>3454942
Sugilite
It's like Teeth all over again jesus christ
>>3455093
Nut bar thing, slice of toast, cup of yogurt, coffee.
>>3455093
New Spoder-Man game, how's that taste?
>>3455093
tumblr
oats mayb...
>>3455093
Probably some scrambled eggs and oreos for sahur
>>3455093
vodka with some nasty lime diet coke I found in my cabinet
>>3455093
Juicy cock begging Peri pussy.
>>3455093
I just wana say I love you Peri anon, you make my day every time you post <3
>>3454850
>modern
>muslim
>>3455174
Love you too, I try to love above all else!
LSD, Cocaine, Ecstasy, Heroin, Weed.
Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Peridot, Lapis.
Which drug do you give to each gem?
How do they react to it?
>>3454616
>Pearl states "I do like Pie," after Steven asks whether she does
pic related
> the small whale, near the end of the episode, asks Steven, while he is falling, "What do you want." The voice used is that of Rose's character
It's not explained but maybe the room and Rose were conected somehow and thats why it sounded like her, I doubt it is a coincidence
>>3455236
Their 'bodies' are projections
Chemical compounds would have no effect on them
>>3455263
Just like how rotten food shouldn't give them food poisoning, right?
>>3455272
Correct
Remember in Lion 3 when Rose said to Steven that he was "going to be a human being"? That's technically incorrect, because Steven isn't human, he's half-human.
>>3455297
His gem will fall out and she will reform
He will be full human
>>3455293
And yet it does.
>>3455297
She's half of what she thought of him.
>>3455307
This is what Pearl actually believes.
>>3455309
Amethyst is defect
also bad writing
>>3455263
Just trying to play a silly game.
>>3455307
The Gem is literally 50% of Steven. If he lost his Gem (which I think can't be done, at least not easily) Steven would die.
And I'm pretty sure the guide said that Rose somehow wiped herself from the Gem so that it could accommodate Steven (like deleting a file on a memory card to fit a new file), which would mean that Rose truly is gone.
>>3455320
You're blaming the writing on your headcanons that go against canon?
>>3455320
>bad writing
Not really. Amethyst eats a lot, so she has reformed herself to have a fully functioning digestive system. This entails the physical repercussions of eating food as well as the pleasures she derives. So if a Gem wanted to experience what a drug was like all they would have to do is form the affected systems.
Would you a Jenny?
>>3455263
but they can shapeshift perfect mimics of human organs , like stomachs or wombs.
Whenever I read or hear Connie's name, I immediately think "Connie's Cunny".
>>3455380
We get it, Pearl, you don't like to eat.
>>3455367
Tries to get a funny conversation about gems on drugs.
Gets a whole discussion about Amethyst's food poisoning.
Well, either way I'm entertained.
>>3455367
How do you know he doesn't draw energy from the Gem? He might draw energy from it in other ways, maybe the Gem works like a heart for him, powering the rest of his body.
>It's just an extension that gives him his special powers
No it isn't, it's half of all of Steven. He's not a full human with just a Gem and Gem powers, he's a hybrid of a human and a Gem.
rough transcript of colin's visit to zuke's stream last night. link: twitch dot tv/sodawizard/v/72318302?t=01h00m25s
>Colin: Oh, I board with Lauren on Steven Universe. But not part of the same team [something about Hilary Florido, who I assume is still paired with Zuke while Colin is with Jeff]
>Lauren: Yeah, we're on different teams, but same wavelengths of the heart
>Warcraft talk
>Lauren: Yeah, I think your episodes will air this...eh, I don't know if we're allowed to say anything, but...
>Stuff about Colin not being heard by the chat
>Colin: Um, I do storyboards with...Lauren on Steven Universe. Uh, I used to do character designs for about two years - but now - I switched over about a year ago.
>Lauren: And...yeah. And then, his episodes should air this summer and [random chatter about the mic]
>>3455357
I don't want AIDs
>>3455405
>He might draw energy from it in other ways, maybe the Gem works like a heart for him, powering the rest of his body
Sounds like someone dropped out of middle school
>>3455429
You know what I mean; The Gem might power his internal organs, from which he draws energy from the Gem.
>>3455411
Thanks m8, greatly appreciated!
>>3455429
If that were true he wouldn't have to eat.
>>3455411
>Colin boarded the upcoming shitty townie episodes.
>>3455425
Yeah, but with AIDs you get to literally murder people with your cock.
>>3455447
Who said he has to eat?
>>3455320
Anon, it's called comedy.
>>3455357
I'd suck her slutty coco cock, sure.
>>3455472
She's a human, not a Gem. She doesn't have a cock.
>>3455530
We haven't seen what's down those pants!
Lady of the bow, steady as she goes
Can't help but wonder if she's forgotten all her woes
>>3455586
Yes! Giant woman!
>>3455586
Lady of the wrecking ball, stands so proud and tall
Can't help but wonder if she thinks of me at all
>>3454530
Have you even seen garnets legs?
>>3455586
It's not like Opal has a tough time forgetting things.
LION AROUND
>>3455586
Lady of the shield
Fought on the battlefield
Can't help but wonder
How her love could be so steeled
>>3455644
BEST GEM
>>3455741
>steeled
I did not know this word yet
>>3454537
meh, I hope something like that happens, but in the series finale. It'd end up looking kinda like a much happier EoE instrumentality.
>>3455827
It's a great word, gives things a kind of elegant or romanticized feeling.
>>3455657
That's her quirk, I believe. I think it's in the book and the crew stated so on twitter way back when.
>>3455654
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't like Skub
>In class
>boring as fuck, just typing braindead SQL procedures
>thinking about Pearl and how cute her voice is
>remember she's not real
>start tearing up, play it off as allergies
Fuck
who is she
>>3456037
RIP Pearlmount 2
;_;
>>3455994
Damn, anon, that's awful, I'm sorry.
Is this the first time you feel this way about a character?
>>3456092
Only Pearl gives me this feeling.
Like I'm trying to remember a dream.
Something wonderful that's slipping away, and was never really there in the first place.
Since we were talking about Rose, and specifically Rose's room earlier, what does /sug/ think of this?
http://radioactivesupersonic.tumblr.com/post/145910022645/we-need-to-talk-greg-do-you-ever-miss-your-home
>>3456125
Sounds like you're a genuine waifufag, faggot. Probably doesn't help that your girlfriend is away.
>>3456125
Wow...
I don't know what to tell you. This is so heavy and strange, no offence. I just hope that something reachable in life will one day fill you with happiness, so much you'll never be in pain again.
Maybe a person somewhat similar to her, bringing you some joy.
Stay strong.
Le know nothing man
>>3456229
The gars qui ne sait rien.
>>3456161
Certainly doesn't.
Very lonely around here.
>>3456197
Thank you.
I feel stupid for caring about a cartoon character this way but I can't help it. Strangely it's brought me some joy, though, sometimes more than pain.
>>3456269
Don't feel stupid. Although I never had those kind of feelings toward any fictional character, I could understand why one would develop some.
The world is such a cold place.
Would you?
>>3456324
In what way?
>>3456269
I cried to a tf2 fanfic once
Ain't no shame anon
>>3456324
Whatever it is the answer is yes
>>3456324
i would suck her horsecock
>>3456324
The only thing that historically satisfied Pearl's thirst was a particularly tall, cool glass of water. Don't think I'm qualified really.
>>3456343
Link?
>>3456324
absolutely
Which gem would watch out for the backblast?
>>3455851
Horsecocks?
>>3456321
It is cold.
Sometimes I wonder why man is made to desire the truly impossible.
>>3456404
What does this mean
>>3456429
It's not fair.
But atleast the pain will stop when you die.
Hopefully.
>>3456437
>He doesn't know
>>3456391
http://monsterpub.tumblr.com/post/145817572890/this-was-way-too-much-time-and-effort-for-a-weird
It's a crossover, by the way.
Reading it again iunno what got me specifically, I just broke when I first saw it
>>3456429
I don't think we were made to desire the impossible, but rather what could complete us. However, what completes us can sometime be quite surprising.
>>3456404
peridot
>>3454875
/pol/ poil
Another day, another thread and I just want to see your most genuine smile
>>3456643
>>3456643
hey faggots, I kinda want to move to america in the not so near future, what are some nice states, or cities, even?
>>3456643
Another day, another thread and I just want to suck your dick~
>>3456643
:^)
>>3456709
Any place that isn't a meme state.
>>3456709
come to canada instead, we have not-trump and free healthcare
>>3456743
>free
>needing healthcare
>wanting to pay for the genetic failures who do
>>3456709
I live in Florida, west palm, it sucks.
So not there.
High crime and ghetto minorities of all types mixed with the absurdly rich, plus it's too hot.
>>3456743
>Not wanting Trump
>>3456709
Nashville TN's really great and used to foreigners, but you have to be willing to deal with temperatures that get above 110F in the summer with 100% humidity and dip below -10F in the winter. Honestly the biggest detractor though, unless you're looking for a huge city. It's incredibly friendly and cheap to live in.
>>3456775
Mate I'm from Brazil, of all places, I really just want off this "country" into somewhere less shit.
>>3456792
>Brazil
Wew.
Well just come on over then, you'll love it here.
We got beaches, fat asses, and lax law enforcement. Everything a Brasilian needs.
>>3456821
Do you get free diseases with your beaches too?
>>3456792
Can confirm.
Brazil is great for vacation (if you like beach, heat and that kinda stuff) but it's a fucking shithole and no one should ever live in here.
>>3456743
>not having trump
>good
fuck off
>>3456845
No diseases, sorry.
Try Mexico.
I went there and caught chikunguya while living in a brick and aluminum shantytown, had to lie about it to get back into the US.
What with all the pro-Trump people around 4chan, you guys are scary...
>>3456882
Trump is a meme. 4chan is a meme. Think about it.
>>3456743
>and have the magnum cucklord trudeau
>>3456792
Oh really? Same here. You at Sao? It's a lot less shit there desu
>>3456882
Why wouldn't you be pro-Trump? He wants to lower taxes, increase border security, bring back manufacturing jobs, seek rapprochement with Russia and end political donors' stranglehold on American politics.
>>3456882
Trump is more meme than man around here
>>3456890
>>3456921
>>3456938
oh my fucking god
>>3456944
>>3456944
Damn, somebody needs to install their tablet's drivers
>>3456921
Not him but I think the problem is the fact that Trump became nothing but "WE SHHD BUILD A WALL GUYS, FUCK MEXICANS" meme. Nobody ever talks about his actual plans.
>>3456944
4chan's been moving to the right and nationalist side of things as a whole for the last 6 years at least, I honestly don't know what you find so surprising.
>>3456936
is there more like this
>>3456882
Obeying the already existing laws is not bad
Nationalism is not racism
Not being PC is not inherently bad
What is so radical about Trump?
when are we getting a gem fleshlight from bad-dragon?
>>3456944
What? Trump is a genuinely good presidential candidate.
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBILNnfR
>>3456999
>>3456984
Trump uses a simple vocabulary so he can explain his idea better to the general public, so when he started speaking about issues such as immigration and political correctness far-righters, being simple people, believed that he was speaking to them and that he was their Messiah.
>>3457010
Are you a Hillary voter?
>>3457014
>Not surprising, just scary.
The world is very different now. Dangerously misguided. That is why we are trying to do more in these areas.
>>3457010
This is the cuck gem
>>3456904
Rio, dont like it much here. As you can probably tell. Is Sao any better ? I honestly never been there for long.
>>3457021
>>3457010
Any reason you think this is incorrect?
>>3457014
How is it scary
>>3457050
This has to be intentional.
>>3457000
here's the original discord where LOTS and Cricketposter hang out. They all love new people so don't be a stranger and come say hi!
https://discord.gg/010FWasi9J78G42Wm
>>3457044
Has anyone you know ever been murdered?
>>3457067
expired link senpai
>>3457061
More like Pearl's design was intentionally based off of a woodpecker. The hair pointing back is the best way to balance her prominent proboscal placement.
>>3457067
sorry your link was wrong
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBILNnfR
>>3457076
Not anyone close. But yes.
>>3457044
It's alright, but like, you know, it's Brazil, so probably no, it's no better. But there's some room to breathe here, so it's ends up being cool in the long run. I still want to get my ass out of this 'country' tho
>>3457032
>Voting
>>3457097
Shit man, I can´t imagine having anyone I know murdered. How does your country even function?
>>3456936
I know that creature, expedition was a good book
>>3456978
Is that a giant asshole
>>3457121
dude I live in america and 5 friends I grew up with were killed
>>3456643
>>3457132
No, that's Steven.
>>3457132
Adult Steven is taking care of corrupt Amethyst and Pearl and you're asking if he's a giant asshole?
>>3457104
>Not voting from the rooftops
>>3457132
I'm still not sure what that is desu
Someone from a thread on /co/ told me I should post this here so here I go
>TFW no moody goth girlfriend that I can just cuddle and watch her be adorable with
This show just reminds me how I'll never have a girlfriend with a cute personality like Peridot, Lapis, Sapphire, etc.
WHY IS THIS SHOW SO FUCKING ADORABLE AND CUTE!!! ALL THE FLIRTING IS TOO MUCH FOR ME.
Also POSTING BEST GIRL
Since we're all on the topic of recent events.
There's a confirmed shooting/hostage situation going on in Texas right now, suspect is reportedly Somalian.
>>3457121
Ehh I wouldnt say this sort of thing is 'normal' but its kinda always there. You know it happens and that it could happen to you but you just hope it doesnt and, go on? As I said, the dude wasnt close to me, so it didnt bother me too much I guess.
>>3456792
If you vote freedom, we can marry you into a green card desu fampai.
>>3457148
>POSTING BEST GIRL
You seem to have posted Lapis by mistake.
>>3457148
Just kidnap one, lightweight
>>3457148
you'll never have a girlfriend, period.
>>3457135
I live in Iceland and there have been five murders here in the past three years, none of which I knew.
Why are you guys always killing each other?
>>3457169
And like any of us will? Don't be a hypocrite
>>3457183
>Implying I want a girlfriend
>>3457183
not everyone is as far gone as you, anon
>>3457148
Basically, just go gay
>>3456984
>Implying currently existing laws are good
>>3457123
Wayne Barlowe makes great alien creature designs. I'm seriously considering watching Avatar just for the creatures he made.
>>3457188
Exactly, I have enough things to waste my time and money on.
>>3457194
>gay
>>3457148
welcome
in response to >>>/co/83770601 basically the most popular cartoons have general threads where people hang out. /sug/ is steven universe general but is not allowed on /co/ until episodes actually start airing so for now we are bound to /trash/
whos discord is this?
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBILNnfR
I love the pearl bird
>>3457194
Not gonna lie that picture made me laugh hard
>>3457188
B-but I'm not gay anon
>>3457191
Look where you're at, you're fucking on a Steven Universe General board where people are posting SU porn and talking how they want to fuck cartoon cartoons.
If I'm far gone then you're simply in denial and haven't accepted it yet.
>>3457221
I'd only want a girlfriend if it was my "perfect waifu" and since that's not gonna happen there is no point in trying to get one.
>>3457230
/sug/ has the best drawfriends.
>>3457229
I think it's users that have been banned trying to attract people.
>>3457235
Being gay is just a social construct anon, reject your oppressive heterosexuality and go full homo
>>3454850
That's not a burhka you idiot. They're indian, that's just a garment they wear because it's pretty.
>>3457223
Not today mateen
>>3457223
Keep up the good work Mateen
>>3457235
Please don't actually fuck gems in real life, though.
>>3457295
You can't stop me
pearl has a huge horsecock and balls in order to make up for her lack of ass and titties
I NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW PEARL IN CAPETA'S PLACE (THE COCKPIT) AND GREG AS THE PIT DIRECTOR
HNNNG
>>3457305
Does Steven like her horsecock?
>>3457305
But she clearly has titties in the picture anon
>>3457305
>>3457314
People like you are why God is a national socialist
>>3457332
Thanks
>>3457241
Oh Haha thank you
>>3457332
I thought he was a Nazi because the Jews murdered his son
Could you defeat a gem with an Arisaka?
>>3457351
>his son
Jesus is Lord my friend
>that episode where pearl sucked her own horsecock until her balls were completely empty
>>3457230
That's way too adorable
>>3457332
Can you guys recommend me some cool animes like Steven Universe?
I just found this image and now I'm gonna go cry and then die from cuteness overload and jealousy.
Fucking fans with their cute fanart and ships
/sug/ is going to be the bane of my relationship. Why settle for this girl when you can have this, or this? Goodbye social interactions, hello Rock Girls. Who else follows this philosophy?
>>3457372
Gurren Lagann. Watch the dub.
>>3457356
You could defeat a gem with your bare hands if you were desperate and strong enough. Cause enough physical trauma to poof them, then smash their gem with everything you've got.
>>3457374
Anon you are such a faggot.
>>3457351
Wasn't his son also a Jew?
>>3457372
Berserk.
EVA.
>>3457374
JUST '''''''FRIENDS'''''''
>>3457385
Why thank you, and like you're not among lots of faggots talking about horsecock and shit lol
>>3457372
家の中でコーリー
>>3457360
>that episode I broke your fucking spine against my knee
>>3457372
Baccano
Samurai Jack
Jackie Chan Adventures
Megas XLR
>>3457413
its not gay if its a girl cock, anon
>>3457413
Horsecock is ok.
Crying because of Lapidot isn't.
>>3457358
Fuck off Unitarians
Jesus and god are separate entities
>>3457372
The George Lopez Show. It's a GREAT show, although I don't really know if it's safe to say it's on "Anime" grounds. If anything, it's a manga. Hell, I 'unno. It's not like other animes, it's unique in tons of ways. And that's not the best part. It's PACKED with jokes to make your sides go into fucking orbit, bro. Watch it.
Do you think Pearl would fuck him?
>>3457384
Thank you for the answering my question.
>>3457413
You're a blithering faggot for just talking about it
lapidot is NOT CANON
pearl's horsecock is CANON
>>3457438
False
Jesus was God wrapped in flesh, a physical manifestation of God :^}
>>3457444
No.
>>3457456
OH YEAH!?!? W-WELL YOU'RE A FAGGOT TOO!
>>3457459
Neither one is canon
>>3457459
I agree with the first part at least
>>3457474
Well, I guess we gotta fuck each other now
>>3457372
>Zexal spinoff really looks like SU
>>3457372
Just play KH or read the manga.
>>3457477
>>3457482
>>3457506
>Reading the KH manga
No
>>3457441
It also started a certain shitpost a few years early.
>>3457474
You mustn't worry about things like this, Anon. You're not a faggot, as a matter of fact, you're far from it! You're pure, sweet, and innocent. Well, maybe not innocent, but your a good guy. You're probably a heterosexual, too. Do me a favor, and keeping being the normy that I know and love.
>>3457441
>>3457420
白い家がいつも同じじゃないよ!
>>3457521
> keeping being the normy that I know and love.
I'm far from a normie, if only you knew. Normies don't fap to hentai/R34 and watch copious amounts of cartoons and anime while living with their parents and being unemployed at the age of 23. I also have no friends, I'm a virgin and weeaboo.
>>3457459
Lapidot may not be canon, but what makes you think that Pearl having a horsecanon is anywhere close to canon?
>>3457546
That's perfectly fine, except for
>weeaboo
>bought $20 worth of Popeyes
>ate it all somehow
>so full I can't even fucking leave
Holy shit.
Anybody got any good Peridots to help a guy out?
>>3457558
Shapeshifting powers
>>3457573
Not for you, fatso.
just pretend its about /sug/
>>3457573
Their collard greens are absolute shit
>>3457577
She could shapeshift a horsecock, but why would you think she'd always have one?
>>3457546
How do you not have a job? I get the other things, but still being unemployed at 23?
>>3457577
Why do people use this to try and justify their degenerate headcanons?
>>3457606
Because you touch yourself.
>>3457606
With shapeshifting, anything goes!
>>3457601
Autismbux or neetbux.
>>3457601
Hey, I'm 24 and unemployed. Sure, it's uncommon, but not that rare.
>>3457600
Why wouldn't she?
>>3457514
What's wrong, anon? You hate fun?
But on a more serious note the official translations are fine, just stay FAR away from fan translations.
>>3457596
I wouldn't know, I don't eat collard greens
I'm interested in eating an altogether different kind of green actually
>>3457631
Why would she?
>>3457631
What could she do with a horsecock that she couldn't do with a normal cock?
>>3457563
>彼はウイーアブじゃない
笑
>>3457633
It's like eating piss and sweat soaked paper towels
>>3457546
Just keep holding on, anon. No one can stay friendless forever. Just remember that before others can love you, you must first learn to love yourself.
>>3457656
>no one can stay friendless forever
Wanna bet?
>>3457631
would be really uncomfortable
>>3457639
>>3457640
way larger than a regular one
more cum
easier selfsucking
probably more aesthetically pleasing in her eyes
different smell and texture
unique
>>3457663
>there are so many jobs around
Not where I live
>>3457649
But she can just have a normal cock. She doesn't need a horsecock to molest Steven.
>>3457683
Do you even look?
>>3457663
Unemployment benefits
>>3457678
See? This is exactly what I mean. You're forcing your own shitty fetishes onto a character with absolutely no regard for their own motives.
>>3457663
>What even is neetbux?
Internet term for Social Security checks given to individuals due to having a cognitive disorder.
>>3457667
Aww, chin up, buddy. Have you ever tried to make an effort to befriend someone?
>>3457701
Yes
>>3457656
My dad said the people on the internet aren't my friends because I'll never meet them and that I should go out and meet real people, he's right and that upsets me.
I live in small town and it's hard to find people my age that I can relate with, and who share my interests. My dad tells me to get over anime, he didn't say "Grow up" but he is subtle telling me to grow up.
>>3457716
No, that's why I said that.
>>3457708
knowing pearl she wouldn't settle for any ordinary human penis
she needs a gigantic 2 ft horse cock to quench her own thirst
>>3457683
Just move to Iceland then, plenty of jobs over here
>>3457736
Just use your whole arm you faggot
>>3457720
Try to get a job to maintain yourself.
If you can, he can't tell you shit, and even if he does, you should ignore him.
>>3457720
Where do you live?
>>3457720
>he's right
He's really not.
I've got plenty of friends who met on the internet and live in different parts of the US. Every year some of them go to a con together. I don't because I'm a poorfag NEET, but that's besides the point.
>still no horsecock self-impregnation art of pearl
>>3454566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74e8ElcAyok
>>3457716
these two are pretty cute
>>3457736
And it would be shaped like Rose Quartz
why is everyone in /sug/ such a loser?
>>3457678
Please post full version
>>3457810
Because we are
But all this sadposting is annoying though
>>3457760
East Texas, I don't want to specific the city but it's just small town in Texas. I wouldn't really say it's "small" I think it's a larger city but I don't know how to find people around my age who like anime, cartoons and what not. I mean I'm 23, my dad claims not many people in their 20's are into that stuff so I'll have a hard time finding them.
I've even fucking tried using dating sites and other sites that let you meet people in your area, and it's just barren. I'm really not the type of person to go to a bar by myself and just start talking to people, but my dad claims that's how you meet people. You go to bars or clubs and talk to strangers, the bars and clubs aren't really my thing. I wish we had like nerd groups and shit in my home town.
>>3457720
Friends over the internet are just as good as real ones. A lot of friends that I have and know personally I've met over the internet. There's nothing wrong with using a different method to get friends. The internet is full of wonderful people, who are eager for friends, just as you might be. If it's working for you, there's nothing wrong with it.
>>3457776
I have the sudden urge to tie Lapis down and force her to solve simple addition
>>3457814
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/150410#search=Pearl_%28Steven_Universe%29
>>3457822
Anon
You're fucked
>>3457814
There are two versions, one with Steven and one with Amethyst.
>http://swfchan.com/38/189707/?Minus8+Pearl.swf
>http://swfchan.com/38/189930/?Minus8+sex_with_rocks.swf
There you go.
>>3457846
Y-you didn't have to say that ;~;
>>3457720
>>3457822
>dad said the people on the internet aren't my friends because I'll never meet them and that I should go out and meet real people
In the past, that could be true, but believe me, today in this age and time, virtual friends are just as good (or better) than "real" people. Who do you think is on the other side of the screen? A machine? No, it's a real person. See this >>3457763 for example.
>he's right
No, he isn't right. He wants you to live a life he thinks it's good for you. But only you'll know what's good for you. It's your life to live not anyone else's.
Your dad is all wrong, tbqh.
>>3457827
Internet friends are cool.
Real life friends can be a hassle, internet friends can be too but it's easier to get rid of them.
>>3457822
>my dad claims not many people in their 20's are into that stuff so I'll have a hard time finding them.
Older people in general have a hard time understanding what a bunch of faggots us 20-somethings are these days. There's a ton of people in that age group who watch cartoons/anime openly or in secret, and if anything that number's grown in the last few years.
>>3457720
>people on the internet aren't my friends because I'll never meet them
That's bullshit. I've plenty of friends over the internet and though I'll probably not meet them in real life at all, just knowing that I have this bond with them is great in and of itself. We all know about each other, and we have lots of shared interests.
Physical interaction isn't required for a bond to be strong.
Why do we always have the most obnoxious posters?
>>3457822
>I don't know how to find people around my age who like anime, cartoons and what not
That is what imageboards are for, anon. And anime is for faggots
>>3457822
Lol... I live in Hallsville. Where you at friend?
>>3457903
I agree
>>3457903
Because /trash/ filtered out all of it's good posters for the worst of /co/ and /trash/
>>3457891
>>3457897
>>3457900
Awww you guys made me feel better!
>>3457912
L-Longview
>>3457882
Sorry but to me it seems you are.
I wish I could help but I can't.
>>3457838
I can't view Flash on my phone. Sad Pearl...
>>3457632
Jesus fuck, why did you have to remind me of that?
At least it isn't as bad as this one...
>>3457822
Oh, neat. I knew I wasn't the only Texasfag here. Yay!
>>3457822
If it's the US, then I think you'll be fine.
Have you tried using Steam to find friends?
>>3457822
I would be your friend.
But I live in gatorland.
And I'm not a weeb.
HORSECOCK!
>>3457944
Puffin browser
>>3457970
I have a Steam, but I don't get on it very much. How do you use Steam to find friends?
>>3457950
Yay!
>>3457989
It's the thought that counts
>>3457822
Well Anon, looks like you've met people that are more than willing to help/befriend you. I myself think you'd be a great friend. Keep on keeping on, lad
>>3457822
I'll be your internet friend
>>3457788
How can a cock be shaped like Rose? And what would Steven think of it?
>>3457935
Aw shit son. At least you have internet. I'm 29 and married. We live in my wife's aunt's house for free. Her family owns several gas wells so they all get checks for doing fuck-all. Aunt lives down the road. Only complaint is nasty well water and no fucking internet available except for satellite. Hate living in the country.
>>3458013
>>3458014
Awww, thank you.
>>3457998
kys
>>3458008
If you're on Steam and play vidya frequently, you're bound to find friends. Even without vidya, you can find friends. There are TONS of SUFags on Steam
guys stop posting lewds!
if my mom sees, she'll take away my computer time and she won't let me watch SU anymore
>>3458008
Find a group that's relevant to your interest, and work yourself up from there.
>>3458061
Nice try, but you won't trick me into posting lewds for you.
Why is she such a slut?
>>3458040
>>3458015
Rose already looks like a cock, therefore it only stands to reason that all cocks should look like Rose.
>>3458103
Excuse me, Pearl is pure.
She's saving herself for marriage.
>>3458103
Gee, I dunno
>>3458122
But who's she getting married to?
>>3458103
She's a failure so she had to find a new pastime
>>3458119
Rude, quite frankly.
>>3457831
LOOK AT HOW RETARDED THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS ARE
>>3458168
>>3458168
Is that Lapis hatefuck anon still around? I wonder if he's into bondage
>>3458195
Think again.
>>3458195
>>3458224
Still thinking
>>3458218
>tfw you'll never get tied up by Lapis for her to vent her sexual frustration on your holes
Feels bad.
>>3454736
>>3458259
What about now?
>>3458280
I won't be dissuaded
>>3458240
Why does this fetish exist?
>>3458260
>you tell Lapis that Steven is a faggot
>she spits on you and starts crying
>>3458280
Peridot and Lapis are my top two favorites, it's probably why I'm ship them so hard.
The things I would do to them
>>3458290
Die.
>>3454841
>>3458291
Then what about this?
>>3458301
Would you make them eat the fries, w- without the salt?
>>3458292
If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.
>>3458291
Do you like ships besides this? I've got plenty besides my OTP.
>>3458389
>>3458373
>>3458312
>>3458302
>>3458290
Fucking hell man. Love the dedication.
reminder to not bully horsecock pearl
>>3458349
I like Pearidot, Jaspearl, and that's pretty much it.
>>3457235
>>3458414
Can't bully something that doesn't exist.
Horsecock pearl anon is proof that humanity is doomed.
>>3458442
What's so wrong about horsecocks?
>>3457720
>All these horsecocks
>>3458501
lol fag
>>3457912
>>3457822
Why the heck are you still there then
You're 23, it's time to move away
I'm from a small town too and I only got a real social life and friends who shared my interests (aside from my old best friend) when I went to college when I was 18. I ended up not even using the degree I got but it was still a life-changing experience
And then every time I come back I realize how full of nothing it is. I feel like I'm going back in time every time I visit home
Go live life, nothing is going to change if you stay in the nest
>>3457935
>>3458008
>>3458516
Do you disavow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvHP_q3ViQM What are you dudes and not dudes listening to this Evening/Morning/Night?
>>3458534
Not him but I'd rather stay here.
>>3458559
Keep up the good work.
>>3458552
You don't know for sure what you want until you try
And your 20's is the time for trying things
>>3458579
But what if I don't want to
Are you trying things anon
>>3458014
>>3458029
do you think we could maybe stop with the pearlcock?
>>3458420
That's pretty limited, man. Hopefully that won't get in the way of your smut writing.
>>3458551
https://youtu.be/C0-8oMHq3d0
>>3458240
>>3458620
no?
>>3458620
Please no
>>3458629
indexer, dont.
>>3458647
I'm done anyway, unless you fuckers start again
Most of the horsecock pearl images surely have higher resolution but GRIS doesn't have them
>>3458673
Google is biased against horsecocks?
>>3458684
No, it's just lazy about b/w
Tell me, why is scat the best fetish?
>>3458723
It really isn't.
>>3458592
Yes I am
And most times I'm like man, I don't wanna do that, I'm comfortable and happy here doing what I'm doing
But then I make myself do something and I'm like wow this is great I'm glad I did that. Or I at least learn something or gain a bigger perspective
If you don't keep the river of your life flowing, your enjoyment of things is gonna be limited cause you're only gonna know a few things in the small pond you're sitting in or something I don' know I'm sleepy and bad at analogies
Like yeah you'll hit some sharp painful rocks in some rapids but you'll get past that and find yourself having fun in the next stretch and realize the rapids were worth it
>>3458423
Wow, was the little yellow line at the bottom bothering you that much? Anyway thanks for the cleaner version.
>>3458723
Cucking and BDSM are the best
>>3458757
stop using aggregators you pieces of shit
>>3458780
BDSM is subjective, cucking is objectively bad.
>>3458543
>>3458536
>>3458472
>>3458423
>>3458610
Did you seriously take every picture I posted and just re-sized it? For what purpose? I mean, thanks? I guess
>>3458786
I'll tie you up and cheat on you. Then you can tell me what you think
>>3458808
It's the other way around, you posted thumbnails of all those images
>>3458808
you new? thats indexer, he posts the higher rez version of images.
did somebody say cucking
>>3458754
Well, we have both different views.
Most of the time trying new things doesn't seem worth it, to me.
But everyone has different opinions and that's ok.
>>3458832
self footjob horsecock pearl when?
>>3458822
Yes, I'm new. I didn't know what he was doing, thanks for informing me.
>>3458832
More please.
>>3458832
That's not what I meant you fucking Slav
>>3458832
>tfw no art of Pearl using her horsecock to fuck Steven
>>3458621
I like all gems individually, and I don't dislike any ships for real reasons.
>>3458885
Continue
Lapis is a gay rattlesnake
>>3458954
She's a snake alright
>>3458967
She's got a snake alright
>>3458979
And Steven loves her snake.
>That US FFXV cover
SHIT
how does it fit in her shorts
>>3458979
P-prove it, fag
>>3458280
freaking love this artist
>>3459035
she tucks it in her pussy
The lead SU character designer just reblogged a post talking about the Roaming Eye ship using an Alcubierre drive. So I guess that's confirmed.
jfc this fucking thread right now
>All these posts
>>3458848
Who's horsecock is bigger, Steven's or Pearl's?
>>3459090
>>3459095
we just have to make it to thursday, r-right?
>>3459124
If they fuse, do they get a horsecock that is as big as both of theirs combined, or do they get two horsecocks?
>>3459116
Sure thing Fuhrer
>>3459128
>still holding out hope that we're not returning to bomb scheduling
>>3459088
There's something unsettling about an eyeball going faster than light.
It's not okay
>>3459088
>Tfw you started that theory a few minutes after the French episode aired.
Noice.
>>3459128
If the whole Zuke thing turns out to be true, we could actually hear something this week. Here's hoping.
>>3459143
I think that depends if their fusion has extra body parts or not. If they don't, then I think they'd have one huge horsecock, but if their fusion does have extra body parts, they'd have two horsecocks.
Whats with all of these horsecocks doing here?
Not that i don't mind them
>>3459327
Makes sense, she does draw some pretty good dongs after all
>>3459128
>Too Short to Ride
pls be a Peri interacting with townies episode
4chan
last night drawfriends delivered? I fell asleep and the thread 404'd
>>3459483
2chan
джacт c пpaнк, бpo
>>3459525
shit I forgot that we have an archive. silly me. thanks buddy
Who will become Steven's official adopted mom? Pearl or Jasper?
>>3459631
Barb.
>>3459631
Jasper, shockingly.
>>3459631
Pearl is already his mom
>>3459676
Let me rephrase that question: Who will marry Greg first and become Steven's official mom, Pearl or Jasper?
>>3459701
Pearl is already thinking about it
>>3459631
Steven already has three moms, an older sister, and a younger sister. Jasper will either be a 4th mom, aunt-like figure, or an even older sister.
>>3459631
Jasper and Bismuth.
>>3459844
>Bismuth
if any that one is going to be Onyx... or Coal...
>>3459377
>>3459883
>coal
>>3459890
>736x777 vs. 743x785
Don't you ever get bored of your shitposting indexer?
Did the show kinda lost its charm to anyone else?
I think that the constant hiatus state kinda killed any hype I have for new eps because I know that after a few a new hiatus will happen.
I already got this far in the series so might as well stick with it until it's over
>>3459962
No, I don't think he does.
>>3459976
i like the characters too much to break off completely but yeah, kinda.
>>3459976
It really is the hiatuses, even when the show returns there's the gnawing thought that we'll be lucky if we have to have to wait a month for new episodes again. I really, really hope that this is just a phase that CN gets out of after the SoS.
>>3459976
100% Agreement people lost interest because of the hiatuses which make no fucking sense anymore.
I keep going for certain characters (mostly pic related) and the plot.
So i'll be anal about townie episodes if they feel too bland or boring.
>>3459904
>rainbow hair
>the purposefully right-angled Gem
You people are silly.
>>3459631
>3.46 MB
a bit too much desu senpai
>>3459962
I get bored of your shitposting, antman
go back to /co/
>>3459942
14 years of catch up? yeah I can see that
>>3457372
Sucrose cited Future Boy Conan as an inspiration, that there's also FLCL
>>3459976
Yeah, that and the direction the show is heading in.
>>3460040
>Bismuth is the only multicolored thing.
>Bismuth is the only thing that can have right angles.
That's superficial evidence at best, the angle of the gem doesn't even really align with the shape of the in-show bismuth. I'm not saying that it's impossible, but that's quite the leap to be making at the moment.
>>3459976
I remember binging the first season over two rainy days.
It was so comfy and I had the biggest smile the whole time.
I remember all the speculation about gems and their purpose, the tall evil Peridot's appearance, fusion experiments, Pearl's endless grief.
So much fun.
Now all I see are horsedicks.
red tuna is kill
>>3460065
>Posting an image that's less than 10 pixels smaller than the original is shitpost
You at least understand why everyone hates you, right?
>>3460151
>failing elementary geometry
>>3460143
i can't believe horsecock pearl is fucking dead
whoops cropped a tiny bit wrong
>>3460230
Can you just fuck off forever please?
>>3460230
i love you horsecock anon!
Just fuck my thread up
>>3460341
This thread is proof that we really need the Summer of Steven to start.
>>3460401
All of the normal posters died and the shitposters took their place.
>>3460401
Indeed
Where's da new thread
>>3460401
>this
we really need something new or we are going to turn into fossils, in fact the demineralization proccess already begun
http://imgur.com/a/9JROV
put this in the OP
>>3457720
Tell your Dad to grow up and get with the times.
>>3458128
>http://imgur.com/a/9JROV
source?
shit wrong link
>>3458128
source?
>>3458414
Wouldn't bully someone with the capacity to annihilate my ass hole.
>>3460135
I'm enjoying Yellow Pearl's facial expression more than anything else on this picture.
>>3454616
Pearl states "I do like pie" either for being friendly towards Steven, or because she likes to cook it.
As of the rose's room episode, same question, I guess. Maybe yeah.
>>3454508
checked the lists again, Zap2it actually says no new episodes between now and June 29.