HG Thread

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>>3448349
Issat a compliment or an insult?
I can't tell.
>>3448361
>Kek
Oh, alright, I gotcha.
M'name's Vinegar Doppio, if we havn' met.
>>3448405
Yeah, boss n' I are working on rebuilding our gang right now, so we've got quite a bit of time to work on our skills.
But I think boss is already strong enough, he doedn't really need ta train.

I want to tenderly love Muffet

I want to violently rape Muffet

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>>3448319 (Garnet)
I can! Uhmm give me a second...

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>>3448420
I downloaded tons of mods to make pic related, suck it!

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>>3448348
>Cute wins, no question.

>>3448394
So if that logic applies correctly, you wouldn't fuck anyone in a fursuit, because you are completely normal.

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>>3448300
Oh, I will be fine. I've lived through worse than this.
>>3448319
On the contrary, I completed my mission. I just got a little careless around some explosives and took a little bit of a tumble from a three-story building.
>>3448349
I'll be fine.
You and I are more alike than you know, it seems. Remember telling me about your curse you have during our last encounter?
>>3448365
I'm upset at myself about this.
I still die, and it still hurts. I just come back.
>Rin lays the bloodied towel down on her desk.
But that's why I came back to drink. That will help take the pain away.
>>3448405
Boredom, mostly.
It's not as if many people hire me for work here, and waiting for games takes some time.

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>rolls through thread

I want to fuck Amane Suou hardcore like she's a sweaty bitch in heat.

>>3448450
>>3448461
I want to do both Pacifist and Genocide to Muffet.

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>>3448365(Gramps)
Ah, whatever. How've you been, gramps? Shoot anything interesting lately?

>>3448432(Monkey)
>he lifts his shirt up
You see these? Mutant dog things did this, plus they broke a few bones while doing so. This stuff hurt more than anything I've ever felt before.

>>3448473
I thought you went to sleep?

>>3448484
>lays some tank mines

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>>3448484
God Bless those brave hearts.

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>>3448432(Specter)
I see you're much more wiser than the average being here.
>>3448416(chikane)
That will be my plan. As it stands, most people here equate to a rock in terms of knowledge.

>>3448473
>Taokaka
>perverty cat-girl in a hood
Is she a furry?

Hikari games

First 24

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>>3448507
Hey I'm driving here!

>>3448474
Fursuits are uncanny. There's something that doesn't look right with them.

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>>3448340
That depends on what character you're using, what character your fighting, what cards you have, and what cards you think the opponent has.
QP is all around fine. Suguri is babby's first offensive attacker, but she absolutely cannot take a hit.
Yuki is the best for hitting things. I'd say she's one of the best offensive attackers actually since she has decent health and only -1 defense.
Then you have tanky characters, like Marc, Fernet, and Poppo who aren't the best at dealing damage, but they live for an ungodly amount of time, especially when played correctly.
If you're going to fight someone, make sure it's something like Poppo who can't defend herself too easily or someone like Yuki who falls flat in the defense apartment.
(If you do fight Yuki though, MAKE SURE you're going to kill her. Don't let her retaliate.)
Also never fight the boss. Just don't. Unless they have 1 HP NEVER ENGAGE THEM. Unless you have Rbits and good health, then you should be fine.

>>3448349
Once someone enters that puff, nobody comes out. Ever.

>>3448466
....So uh...how do you get those mods...?

I just want to know, for research purposes...

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>>3448448
Kind of both at the same time. You're definitely a weird one to say the least.

>>3448480
I-I have no clue what you're talking about, Rin. I think you may be drunk already...

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>>3448402 (That one anon)
>No problem, though usually I don't get to use it in a pleasant situation

>>3448448
You can just call me Gengar

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>>3448530
Memesoon

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>>3448463
*begins humming*
>>3448480
Ah. I've had missions like those. It is hard to count them as a victory.

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>>3448530
Fyxe

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>>3448530
Doppio & Diavolo

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>>3448448
Everybody needs a little practice, lest the rust settle in. He should know that.

>>3448480
I'll give you that, but there are better ways to pass the time than to see how quickly you can wreck your liver.

>>3448401
Oh, we've resigned ourselves to that notion in one way or another. Again, it's one of those things that you don't really think about too much. It just happens.

>>3448530
Classy Raven

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>>3448530
Hikari

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>>3448530
Nicol Bolas

>>3448521
Neko =/= Furry
Just like how Monster Girls aren't furry.

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>>3448530
Rin Asougi

>>3448484
>>3448367
I'd say play her like an operative. A soldier and give it a niché like playing her as an operative communicating with the local comms 'n stuff. Reposting that from the last thread as I didn't know if you saw it, if you did mb.

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>>3448530
Natsuki Subaru

>>3448539
How would you know that? It's not like you've ever tried going in him before.

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>>3448530
Vic Viper

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>>3448504
>"Going to sleep" is a very loose term nowadays. Usually I end up lurking for an hour and a half before I actually sleep.

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>>3448484
Rika?

>>3448530
Gengar

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>>3448530
Furry porn

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>>3448530
Juri Han

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>>3448530
King Dedede

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>>3448530
Christie Sarah Tsukiko

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>>3448530
AM

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>>3448530
Dirty kitty

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>>3448530
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>3448530
Garnet

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>>3448530
Usami Sumireko.

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>>3448530
Zlatan

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>>3448530
Matsuda

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>>3448530
Beast Boy

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>>3448514
Tis sad really. But know this... though this is my fourth day in this place. I know in my heart that the people here vary greatly in terms of smarts. So, be ever on the watch for those.
>>3448530
Chikane Himemiya

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>>3448484
Observation: War machine detected. Proceed with caution.
>>3448530
Engi

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Good evening
>>3448530
Darth Vader

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>>3448480
Mind if share a few drinks as well?
>Satou picks up his towel from the desk.
I'f you've learned from this experience next time you won't make the same mistakes.

>>3448530
Satou the Absolute Madman

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>>3448365 (Madman)
Mandy, student, Owner and Master of the Grim Reaper himself.
>>3448405 (Raven)
Unfortunately for me.
>>3448385 (Subaru)
I will end you if you don't stop.

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>>3448530
Ready to fucking die

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>>3448530
Koyomi Araragi

>>3448574
Well, some people want to fuck a centaur, and that's technically bestiality because you're fucking a horse's vagina.

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>>3448530
Anime fighter Gogo

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>>3448530
Jack Frost

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>>3448488
Oh come on. Shouldn't you at least take me out to dinner first?

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>>3448543
Oh, alright.
Hey man, you have a phone?
I gotta call my boss an' see if I should kill ya or not.
>>3448547
Gengar?
W'alright, if that's what ya go by.
Hey, uh, what are you?
A Stand?
>>3448564
I dunno if boss actually does er not, I only talk to 'im on the phone. I've never seen what 'e looks like.

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>>3448530
Suwako Moriya

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>>3448592
Hey Sarah-tan, you'll let me pierce your walls one day, right?

>>3448610
>he pinches her cheeks
Frowning like that is going to make your face stay that way forever!

I'm going to samefag until mootwo calls me out on it.

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>>3448617
Monstergirlsfags are the biggest furries in denial.

It's light furry, but somehow even worse because they fuck horse's backs, fish pussy, spider abdomen, snake cloaka, etc.

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>>3448624
Let me guess. You're cosplaying as Cirn-ho?

>>3448627
That can be arranged.

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>>3448579
No but I HAVE seen people get sucked up by him. Small critters that don't really have any large impact. Guess ya could call 'em pests.
But they go in, Kirby uses their powers if they gots any, and they never come out ever again.

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>>3448530
Shalashasak

>>3448574
Ehh, I'd say its borderline furry

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>>3448543
Well, you wouldn't remember. You were completely wasted anyways, but you told me about a little secret of yours.
>>3448555
I came out alright, so I'll take it. The reward was pretty good as well. At least a month's of food and electricity.
>>3448564
Yeah...
>Rin sets her drink aside.
I'd better get dressed for the next game. My current outfit is full of holes.
>>3448608
Ah... I've made it a rule not to drink while a game is on.
That is, as long as I'm in it. Otherwise it's fair game.

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>>3448647
Are you a professional? I don't think my father would like it if some random person did that.

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>>3448667
That pic made me kek
>saved

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>>3448638
A stand? Nope. Not a stand... Just a simple ghostie

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>>3448638
Yeah, hold on a second
>he digs around in his tracksuit pocket, and then pulls out a flip phone
Here, take all the time you need.

>>3448667
Ah, but you said they're bugs, not a king! I believe you're a tad bit smarter than those things, don't you think?

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>>3448593
>I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
>Great taste man

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>>3448564
Response: Interesting.

Statement: Engi will maintain attempt to explain this occurrence scientifically, it is Engi nature to do so.

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>>3448555
>Rummaging through the back of the café.
I almost got it...

Hikari here.

Hosthelper deleted my code.
Thanks Aikawa.

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>>3448501
Actually my current target of interest has just arrived! Aside of that I'm doing as usual, aiming for perfection during combat.

>>3448610
You mean the sack of bones carrying the sharp scythe? Now that's interesting! How did you end taming death?

>>3448658
Anything that has human on it isn't furry to matter what.

Furry is animals in the shape of humans.
Monster Girls is humans with animal parts.

>>3448658
Bestiality. Even worse than furries. I get it with the tits and the cute faces and all. Hell, slimegirls and harpies are the most tame thing there, but anything else is a no-go

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>>3448539
One last thing.
Why is Poppo such an annoying thing?

>>3448581
Oh alright, I like having you around anyway.

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>>3448665
Your treat, right?

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>>3448667
Hey king, how do you feel about this?

>Holds up pic related in front of your face.

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>>3448660
...Wow. That was a hee-awful pun, ho.

>>3448720
Of course.

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>>3448683
A-Alright Rin, I think it's time for you to take a nap!
>he picks her up off her chair
Where's your room at? I need to get you there before you pass out!

>>3448685
Not really. It'd be my first time piercing anything, but I don't mind if you don't!

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>>3448688
Huh, I didn't know ghosts existed.
You tha ghost of a hedgehog or somethin'?
>>3448690
>He holds the phone to his ear without dialing a number or pressing any buttons.
Hey, boss.
Yeah, so thi-..
...Alright.
..Gotcha, thanks boss. I'll do that.
Talk to ya later.
>He gives you your phone back and just stands there with a smile.

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>>3448691
Thanks dude

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>>3448700
You have a live target? Who's this person you're trying to kill?

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>>3448647
>She grabs your fingers, her grip absurdly strong for her size.
>A scythe materializes in her other hand.
If you touch me again, I swear, I will quite literally throw you into the deepest pits of hell.
>>3448700
My idiot accomplice and I beat him at limbo. Simple.

>>3448746
Don't care if it's a guy, I'd happily fuck that.

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>>3448729
My bad. I'm too busy reading all these shitposts to really care. I'm not even gonna join in, i'm just gonna sit and watch the magic unfold.

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>>3448553
The Crimson Demon

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>>3448683
A good decision. We don't want to get drunk while bullets fly near our heads. A can of beer will be waiting once I take you down.

>>3448757
>>3448691
>tfw i discovered this novel going on r34 on day, and the featured picture was a smut pic of one of the mutated protagonist.

>>3448725
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4usppsSHxuQ

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>>3448697
Sorry for that, next time save the link of the game in a document text

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>>3448696
*LOUDER HUMMING*
>>3448683
So you get rewarded for this. A mission well done then.

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>>3448667
No problem friendo.

>>3448690
Of course I am, but rumours have it that Kirby's stomach is bottomless abyss or an alternate dimension. It's frighteningly scary.

>>3448706
Because she likes stealing things to drag others to her boss.

>>3448725
G-GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

>>3448697
Wew

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>>3448772
Uh, n-no thanks, Anon.

>>3448772
Doppio is cute! CUTE!!

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>>3448744
I see. Maybe you finally found some use for yourself. Renovating houses is at least useful.

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>>3448606
*nods* And to you, Vader.

>>3448610
Could be worse, right? I mean, you could be just as stupid.

>>3448638
You've never seen your boss? That seems strange...

>>3448683
Of course it is. How would you get your arms and legs into it otherwise?

>>3448695
I won't fault you for that, but I'm not sure how many answers you'll find. This place tends to put a "kick me" sign on science's back.

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>>3448737
Sounds like a good time.
I'm a very busy student though, I'll let you know when my schedule is free.

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>>3448687
Mislinked that again cause I'm pretty stupid.

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>>3448774
Ah. Well, hope you have a good time or something.

>>3448786
Could you describe it? Link it?

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>>3448800
Okay, okay. But what about this thing?

>Holds up pic related in the same manner.

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>>3448757
>I need to replay it agan some time, try to get the non-soul crushing ending
>>3448786
>...Why. Why did someone make that. It's like making Silent Hill porn

>>3448803
>suck your peepee fuckingly
>you like this

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>>3448746
...So did he fire you?

>>3448771
Ow ow ow oooow! Uncle, uncle!

>>3448800
What if...what if that dimension is a dimension Kirby doesn't exist? You should try it out, just to make sure!

>this fetish is this
>that fetish is that

just fap to what you wanna fap to, and let everybody else fap in peace

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>>3448826
Nope. I'm the only one that's allowed to even talk to 'im directly.
I'm 'is right-hand man, the only one 'e trusts!
Bein' the leader of the biggest gang in all'a Italy makes a guy wanna hide 'imself, y'know?
>>3448850
>An invisible arm with the force of a truck hits you directly between the legs

>>3448838
I hope you like badly drawn degeneracy anon

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1025080#search=I_Have_No_Mouth_and_I_Must_Scream

>>3448827
Cool, anytime.

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>>3448815
I meant piercing you, not your house.

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>>3448770
You're talking to her right now, grandson. >>3448685

>>3448685
Tsukiko, he wants to break past your ice barrieds, do you know what that means?

>>3448771
That's very...underwhelming. I expected some horrorific experiences while trying to dominate death rather than beating him in a game.

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>>3448826
Comment: An action typical of some Humans and 'less' intelligent races.

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>>3448744
Oh come on, what's the big deal? It's not like I'm going to tell anyone else.
>Rin suddenly pulls one of the metal shards from her arm and drops it on the desk.
Ohhh... That feels a little better.
>>3448785
When I take you down, Mr. Satou, I keep the vodka in the second drawer of my desk.
>She winks, sitting up from her chair.
>>3448798
Yes, and the rewards are good for jobs like these. I had to deal with an assassin.
A lot of money comes from murder, as wrong as it may be, but it makes me feel good to know I was at least doing some justice.
>>3448826
>Rin gives a blank stare, and then finishes her drink.
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

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>>3448746
I highly doubt that... granted I don't exactly know what I'm a ghostie of... most of these spike looking things are just fur, it's soft to the touch... not all of them though

>>3448856
unless someone wants to fuck your dog. then you bring out your 12 gague and let them check their privilege on their own damn property.

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>>3448826
In that case, I'd be right at home. However, I suppose it could get worse. Somehow.
>>3448850
>She let's go. The scythe vanishes.
Do we have an agreement?
>>3448879
No. Death is surprisingly easy to master.

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hello there, I would like to talk business, because here at the Chilled Chaos Consultancy Firm we are the best at business.

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>>3448798
>Comes out of the café with a guitar.
S-sorry.. I forgot where I left it.

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>>3448876
I'm gonna hold you to it, so don't forget.

>>3448872
Destroy me

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>>3448908
Huh, weird.
Ghost're supposed ta have unfinished business er whatever, right?
S'then why're ya hauntin' me?

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>>3448877
>pulls her knife out
I don't think you're skilled enough to do that, but it's a surprise that you're after my life.
...
You've been acting suspicious. What's your reason? Personal grudge, or just money?

>>3448921
>Slaps the bruised ankle

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>>3448826
Thanks, I just returned since the last week's Tuesday, how were you?
>>3448917
Hello there

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>>3448879
What?

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>>3448871
>Subaru grabs his area, falls to the ground, and whimpers
Wh-what was th-that for...?!

>>3448879
You're going to kill Sarah-tan?! What the hell is your problem?! You can't do that kind of stuff! What happens if you'd kill her!?

>>3448901
Just tell me where your bed is so I can put you down. You're kind of heavy...

>>3448916
>he shakes his hand a few times
I agree that you're a cute girl that needs to smile more often~!

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>>3448917

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>>3448839
CAN WE NOT DO THIS!? YER SCARIN' ME NOW SON.

>>3448850
I ain't willin' to take any chances with that one. This one may have Kirby, but there ain't no tellin' what THAT Dimension holds.

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>>3448935
>he pokes at your chest
I meant your heart, not your, er, whatever it was you were thinking! I'd never actually harm you!

>>3448935
<3

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>>3448926
I'm not haunting you, or anyone really... I guess I'm just here because I'm only half dead or something... Seems to happen a lot in my world... Creatures get stuck between living and ghostie...

l will fap to the ava below

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>>3448944
Oh, it's Darth Vader from star wars, that's kinda new for the Chilled Chaos Consultancy firm.

>>3448956
Is that a dog with tits? thaaaat's not normal.

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>>3448946
>He laughs, as if he'd just pulled a prank on a friend.
Boss's orders! He said to beat the shit outta whoever insults me, an' you said it was a bitta both, so I just beat half tha shit outta ya.
>>3448969
Weird. Maybe somethin's wrong with the death machine or however people die.
I dunno much 'bout that.

>>3448977
Congratulations.

>>3448956
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3448977
You're going to have some fun with that one, anonymous.

>>3448980
The fuck is this?
You're not an avatar, you're just a reaction image

Redo

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>>3448980
>>3448917
Hee-hm?

>>3448725
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

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>>3448980
It's 2016 man, get with the times. What is "normal" these days?

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>>3448901
You still owe me a few drinks for last time remember? I totally won that match over you.

>>3448945
Hmmm...how do I say this so you understand? He wants to reach your heart, not literally of course! Uh...I'm not good at talks like this.

>>3448946
She will die of course, what's wrong with that? She's a trained hitman after all so it's not going to be a big deal for her once the hunt begins.

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>>3448977
Thats unfortunate~

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>>3448962
It could hold all the food he eats! Wouldn't you like having an endless amount of food to eat? That seems right up your alley!

>>3448990
You punched my groin! Th-that's not anywhere close to getting the shit beat out of me! If you wanted that you'd have punched my face instead!

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>>3448966
I'm sure being pierced in the heart would turn out fatal-
S-Stop touching me!

>>3448980
ChilledChaos ava?
Not bad
Won't last long but not bad

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>>3449006
ooooh, BOY! You're REALLY going to love this one, anonymous!

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>>3448901
It's admirable hearing that. Considering there are probably more cases that will be seen as immoral.
>>3448918
Oh. I thought you could only sing.

>>3449025
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3448917
Business you say?

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>>3449038
What kind of help?

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>>3448871
Yeah, but even to his right-hand man? Sounds like trust issues waiting to happen.

>>3448897
Like I said, you might be on a fruitless search if you're looking for rational explanations. Sometimes, there's nothing rational to be found.

>>3448901
You've done enough pretending, I think. That's why you've got a love affair with the booze.

>>3448916
There's always a way for things to be worse...but there's always a way for things to be better. The trouble is which one happens to be easier...

>>3448944
No real complaints. Haven't been around every day, but it hasn't been a disaster for when I've laid eyes on the place.

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>>3448946
>She holds up her hand.
Silence.

Satou, Raven, Goodnight.

>>3449033
>Literally me
>Not Daffy Brando
kek

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>>3448940
Ow.
That really hurt, you jerk.

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>>3449021
I don't care about that, but you talked about me being some kind of target.

>>3449048
Stop it. Get some help.

>>3449018
>Normal? Did you mean:
>Social life
>Employed
>Hobby

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>>3449069
kay

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>>3449056
Until next time, then.

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>>3448917
Not interested.

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>>3449025
KILL
FUR

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>>3448990
It is kind of weird... I don't think death runs on a machine though...

>>3449032
>That's his name... thanks, I couldn't remember it for the life of me.

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>>3449006
I'm a what? the heck is an avatar? I'm just here representing the Chilled yada yada firm.

>>3449012
And that's a snowman, I've got a great deal for you up on Canada, just gotta diddle Ze for it.

>>3449018
Well last time I checked there was no dogs with tits, but I guess I kinda am ok with it.

>>3449044
Yes business, totally not a swindle.

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>>3448946
I don't sleep in my office.
That would just be strange.
>Rin continues pulling metal shrapnel from her arm.
I don't mind staying like this though.
>>3449021
Ah, I suppose you're right.
>Rin reaches into one of her tattered pockets and pulls out a small keychain. She tosses it to Satou.
Second drawer from the top.
>>3449037
Well, I usually only act if I get paid for it.
With the exception of drinking, naturally.
>>3449053
Ohhhhhh, well I can't say you're entirely wrong.
I do love the way it soothes my pain.

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>>3449038
>>3448995
>>3449069
It's like an algorithm which activate when we post furries

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>>3449029
Yeah, but its also infested with bugs and other critters.

>>3449006
>>3449012
I'm okay with this

I come to /trash/ for 2 things: Degenerate fetish porn, and watching you guys yell at each other.

>>3449062
>Runs away.

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>>3449059
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>3449075
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449077
Oh... alright.

>>3449073
>hobby

like spending time posting things on tibetan stick drawing websites, right?

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>>3449021
You can't kill people I care about, gramps! That's crossing the imaginary line I just made!

>>3449030
But you're so soft, Sarah-taaan~!

>>3449056
Goodnight Sarah Jr!

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>>3449079
rip in pepperoni

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>>3448980
Well, it is
>>3449053
I still have some issues since the first months of absent, but since June, they just were reduced and not solved yet, right now my internet is unstable

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>>3449029
Really? Well, I mean, if that's what ya want.
>The same invisible arm punches your face.
Ooh, that one sounded like it hurt!
>>3449053
We get things 'cross pretty easy over the phone, tha's all I really need. If I were in his spot I'd do tha same thing.
He's also real strong. Like, god-level strong. I'm sure just lookin' at 'im can kill ya.
>>3449082
Prob'ly not. Whatever makes the death happen. The fate wheel? Somethin' like that.

>>3449087
Stop it. Get some help.

>>3449111
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449083
>I guess I kinda am ok with it.

Cool, what is your firm all about?
Surely, your boss got a job for a dog with tits.

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>>3449083
....What are you trying to set up? I mean, this place isn't really made for business.

>>3449123
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449083
Great hee-deal, ho? What's it about, ho?
>>3449091
...

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>>3449106
Ao that's why you touched me? To find out my weak and soft spots, so you could pierce me easier?

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>>3449037
I can play too, after all what's a concert with only singers? But most of us can play almost anything, it's kind of a prerequisite... Now let me get warmed up with something short...
>Clears my throat and starts to strum the guitar.
https://youtu.be/Ial6atdReWs

>>3449111
Nice trips

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>>3449085
Except I do mind. You're getting blood on me, and you're--
>his legs give out and he falls flat on his face
-Heavy...

>>3449089
Oh? You're afraid of bugs too, King? Shouldn't a man like you be tougher than that?

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>>3449097
You have no idea how much I keked.

>>3449158
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449053
Response: Understood.

Query: Do you posses any other information Engi may find useful in studying this place?

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>>3449096
Yeah, you'd better run away.

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>Tfw hg is becoming fur

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>>3448916
Can't say I know about it, I'm unnable to die after all. Maybe is the same for everyone else at your home? Since death has an owner now.

>>3449066
Oh yeah, you know the usual! I'll try to eliminate you once I get the chance. Brace yourself.

>>3449106
I can't breach a wall that was never there to begin with. Now stop yelling, I'm gonna bring her head in a plate inside the arena, silly boy.

>>3449085
>Satou catches the keychain with his left hand.
Heh, I'll be using these keys a lot if we keep playing together
>Satou goes behind your desk, opening the drawer with the key and taking out a bottle of vokda
Jackpot.

>>3449185
They need to stop it. They need to get some help.

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>>3449170
Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody
Help, you know I need someone, help

When I was younger (So much younger than) so much younger than today
(I never needed) I never needed anybody's help in any way
(Now) But now these days are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured
(I know I've found) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me

(Now) And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
(My independence) My independence seems to vanish in the haze
(But) But every now (Every now and then) and then I feel so insecure
(I know that I) I know that I just need you like I've never done before

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me

When I was younger so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
(But) But now these days are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured
(I know I've found) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me, get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, ooh

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>>3449123
Yeah, one hopefully far away from us, I mean it's not like I have any ill-will towards your race or something, we already got a dog in the Chilled Consultancy Firm.

>>3449127
Well you see... wait where the hell am I anyway?

>>3449140
it's made so you don't get fucked over by other people, so that no Floozy can swindle you.

>>3449194
Stop it. Get some help.

>>3449194
So that's why George Harrison died of cancer

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>>3449156
Me? Afraid a bugs? W-Well that's just nonsense!

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>>3449186
The chance of that happening is quite low, but eliminating everyone is the main task in the arena anyway.

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>>3449156
>Rin pulls herself to her feet.
Oh come on, I'm not that heavy.
>>3449186
You can have a bottle. Think of it as a friendly gift.

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>>3449152
thnx man
>>3449194
Looks like we got help~

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>>3449114
>he mutters something inaudible from his bloodied face

>>3449144
I already know where your weak spot is. It's on your sides like every girl's weak spot is.

>>3449186
You're ruining everything! I wish you never adopted me!

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>>3449085
And it's all temporary. Wouldn't you rather have a way that didn't leave you at the bottom of a stairwell in a drunken heap?

>>3449112
At least the issues are a little better. Gotta start somewhere. Sucks about the internet, though.

>>3449114
Ever had any visions of accidentally killing him because you don't know what he even looks like?

>>3449171
Hmm...*scratches head* I'd just say that the place is what you make of it. Some people enjoy it. Some find it to be torture. Whether you enjoy it or not, how you react to things...it's up to you. As for me, I guess I'm lucky that I value meditation. Helps to keep a calm mind about everything.

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>>3449194
10/10

Btw, what is favorite Beatles song?
Tommorow never knows is mah shit.

>>3449224
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449205
In the middle of nowhere. But if you want an exact answer... then the arena.

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>>3449234
Helter Skelter/A day in the Life

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>>3449085
And the biggest player was the one that had the vile person dead? How convenient. I can see how you can get bored of that.
>>3449148
Hm. I hope you don't pkay that in your cafe.

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>>3449229
What's up?
Was that good enough?
Maybe I should add another to the stomach just for good measure..
>>3449233
Oh, no, that probably won't happen. He doesn't really go outside, he stays cooped up in his secret base, I don't even know where that is.
Come ta think of it, how's he get food?
Ah well. It doesn't really matter ta me.

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>>3449205
Hee-ah, ho! Sounds great, hee-ho! One thing: Well, we hee-kinda can't leave this hee-place, ho.

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>>3449205
>"We're not specists we have a dog employee"

Geeee...

Well, I need money so anything will do really.

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>telling furries to get help
It's like ERP telling HG to get the fuck out. They're not gonna leave.

>>3449234
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449216
I thought so. You realize how lame that would be if you were actually afraid of those things? People wouldn't stop laughing at you, and their respect for you would dwindle.

>>3449221
>he rolls over on his back
No, you're heavy. It's all that drinking you're doing, You're going to get a beer belly soon enough.

>>3449258
Stop it. Get some help.

>>3449258
>Helter Skelter
Cultist confirmed
Drink poison Kool-Aid you fucking normie

>>3449265
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449233
All I need is a good night's sleep and I'll be good as new. I promise.
>>3449259
I take jobs like these because they add some excitement to an otherwise boring life, just like why I come here.
I could never do a desk job.
>>3449277
Hmmm. You're the one who insisted on lifting me. Maybe you just need to work out more?

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>>3449258
They're pretty good too.

Oh btw : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vNWaX5KL4

isabellefag was the original furfag

>>3449307
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449229
I highly doubt that. You're not skilled enough to determine my weak points from observing me, not to talk about capitalizing on them in a fight.

Stop help. Get some it.

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>>3449259
I serve alcohol in my Café. Ah but tell me why?

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>>3449299
Tried. Didnt work. wat do
>>3449307
10/10

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>>3449309
>Kamina was the original furfag

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>>3449241
Oh. an arena, well this presentation is over, I hope we see eachother in the future (not).
>Starts running like a coward

>>3449262
Well shit really? I'm gonna try to leave to see if that is true.
>walks away

>>3449265
Well, here, it's a gift from the firm
>he gives her 5 monopoly money and runs away

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>>3449261
It should. What if there's a plot to poison his food?

>>3449306
Until you kill yourself or somebody else after your next bender. But hey, good as new, right?

>>3449333
Stop it. Get some help.

>>3449309
kamani? that boy aint right

>>3449309
you mean kamina?

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>>3449233
Response: Interesting. Thank you for supplying Engi with information

Statement: Engi is needed elsewhere to fight off Mantis incursion in Engi space. Farewell.
>Engi ship flies off

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>>3449309
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>>3449338
Hee-hm hm.
>He taps his foot on the ground.

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>>3449261
N-No, that was good. You're going places, man. Those punches didn't even feel like they came from a person. Ugh, I can see you as a boxer when you're older.

>>3449306
I work out all the time. Every morning I go through a routine that ensures muscle growth. I'm at the point now where I could throw a kid a few feet from me.

>>3449320
>he taps the back of his neck
Your nape. Your weak spot is your nape.

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>>3449229
>
This is your chance Subaru, will you fight for your maiden? Or you will let me destroy everything you hold dear for.

>>3449221
There are few mure here...maybe if I keep winning over you I'll get more free vodka? Hahaha!
>He cheerfully laughs as he closes the drawer.

>>3449220
Yes, but not everyone in the arena have the same level of skill, some targets are mre fun to strike than others. And I'll get your not-boyfriend to fight me as well!

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>>3449277
It ain't easy bein' king, I tell ya what.

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>>3449338
As fast as the wind that one.

>>3449334
>>3449345
>>3449349
That was kamina?

>>3449356
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449341
I don't really think that could happen since nobody knows where he lives, not even me.
And besides, he'd know if his food was poisoned. He told me his power is unbeatable.
>>3449359
Well yeah, that's probably 'cause they didn't come from a person.
That was my Stand.

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>>3449373
Some help in what? it would be helpful if you tell me what kinda help also.

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>>3449338

>>3449373
>putting isabelle on the same level as the furries
Stop it. Get some help.

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>>3449355
Stay safe out there, Engi.

>>3449382
His power? What's that? Or is that something else you don't know?

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>>3449341
Exactly.
>>3449359
I'm not a kid though, Subaru. I'm a woman, and a well-grown one at that.
>>3449361
I don't see why not. But, do tell, what will I get in return? I'm not exactly what you'd call a fan of beer.

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>>3449359
W-Wait! W-What? How did you?
>>3449361
I don't think he is capable of doing that. Except hoping that if he jumps at you enough times, dying and respawning every time, maybe his dead bodies will be able to suffocate you.

>you will never go out with doppio and have diavolo express his disapproval with him dating you
why live

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>>3449361
Let's be real here, I'd probably die before I do any of that stuff. If anyone needs protecting, it's probably me.

>>3449362
Being afraid of bugs isn't normally a hardship a king would have...

>>3449382
Yeah, I saw you standing there. It was one powerful stance you had too.

Stop it. Get a new fucking game.

>>3449393
Stop it. Get some help.

>>3449387
Stop it. Get some help.

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You know a lot of people like to play metal or hip hop to get their blood pumping when working out,but I like to play horror movies. I find the screams of that one whore in the Texas chainsaw massacre to really push me to complete my one thousand crunches.
Anyone else share these feelings? I know I cant be the only one

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>>3449420
I was talkin' more along the lines o' the respect thing.

>>3449387
>Gives ear scritchy scratches

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>>3449409
I can see that, but I can't help but feel like your boobs should be a tad bit bigger.

>>3449413
Heh, I'm not as dumb as you think I am. I know all about the weak spots, Sarah-tan!

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>>3449444
>The B8MEN got trips
Check'd my main meme man.

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>>3449406
Well.. I know part of it. But that's only 'cause he lets me borrow it.
And I know that he can definitely tell if his food's poisoned, so that's not really a big deal.
Agh, I've already said too much.
>>3449415
>That was actually on my bucket list when I first introduced the duo.
>If Doppio ever got shipped I would've definitely done this. Still secretly hoping it ends up happening eventually, it'd be fun to play with.
>>3449420
No, no, like my power. It's called a Stand, 'cause it "stands" next to me.
That make sense?

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>>3449306
Nothing wrong with that. After centuries of fighting, I can't wait for it to get peaceful again.
>>3449331
I didn't know that. And my comment wasn't about the quality of the song. It doesn't fit well in the same place where you wear a maid outfit.

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>>3449409
*slightly mocking* I'm so glad you got the point there. Almost as if you hadn't been drowned in vodka at all...

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>>3449443
Please give me more information.

>>3449451
...

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>>3449444
That's sickening, man.

>>3449448
So you're not well respected amongst the other animals in your kingdom?

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>>3449444
You're doing good today B8man

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>>3449413
...Wait a second, Subaru doesn't revive in the same body? That...that changes a lot of my plans. You spoiled the surprise, Tsukiko!

>>3449409
Not a fan of alcohol yet you keep more of those vodka bottles? Hmm...what can I give you in return if you win against me? Is there anything you'd want?


>>3449420
...You're no fun at all, grandson.

notice how the stop it posters are never 1 or 2 seconds apart it's always something around 30. I smell phone posting

>>3449478
>Continues

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>>3449444
That was some extremely unnecessary information. Please refrain from sharing your idiocy from now on.
>>3449452
H-How? I knew it! You were an agent sent after me and that's was the only reason you tried to get close to me!
>pulls her gun out
Prepare to meet your maker.