/sug/ - Steven Universe General Put Your Glasses On, Nothin

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>>3434523
We'll be back, baby!

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>>3434477

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>>3434558

I like crying Pearl. Post crying Pearl

>>3434567
That's a smug gem.

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It’s off to work, another day
Towards my worthless end
But maybe in my dreams tonight
I’ll see her once again.

As long as I am stuck out here
We’ll never be together
If only I could find a way
To go to sleep forever.

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Would Steven like Pearl more or less if she had big tits?

>>3434694
It'll be okay anon.
pat pat

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Steven fighting and subduing Clusters in their minds to get them to calm down when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd2W5J8KgME

>>3434762
He'd like her the same.

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Hey.

Guess which gem I'm gonna marry.

Hint, her name rhymes with marry.

>>3434857
Larry

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>>3434857
No you aren't.

>>3434857
Barry

>>3434857
Gary

>>3434857
None

>>3434869
I'll fight Steven if I must. I'm not afraid of fighting a child, I'll drop to that level. I'll do it.

>>3434867
>>3434871
>>3434883
No. Name starts with a P.

>>3434899
Parry

>>3434899
PARRY
PARRY
THRUST

>>3434910
God damn it you beat me to it

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>>3434857
thRUST

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>>3434899
But anon, he's not gonna be a child when they marry.

>>3434910
Eh. Close enough. Just spelled slightly differently.

>>3434899
Pearlarry?

>>3434928
I'll fight adult Steven. I'm not afraid.

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>>3434929

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>>3434941
You wanna fight this hunk?

>>3434953
I will do what I must. Even if I lose, Peri will be impressed that I stood up to a gem hybrid. If I beat him I'll spare him and win even more Peri points.

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When will Pearl get double-murdercocked?

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>>3434971

>>3435002
You don't understand how far I'd go for her.

I'd bring her the gems of every single CG, Steven included, on a platter if she asked me to.

In Super Watermelon Island:
>Garnet: Lapis Lazuli is losing control. Soon Jasper will overpower her and Malachite will be loose.

>Pearl: Who knows what sort of destruction an unstable fusion like Malachite could cause!

Why did Pearl specify Malachite is unstable here? Also the way she worded it "an unstable fusion like Malachite", why does being unstable matter or not VS Jasper being in control?

Are Malachites all unstable fusions? As in, if Lapis and Jasper were to fuse stably, it would not result in a malachite?

I hope I'm making sense here. If not I'm going to rewrite it after sleeping cause I really need it

>>3435042
Steven is for raise, not kill! Also I don't think your waifu would ever ask that after everything Steven did for her.

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>>3435002

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Do you think Rose ever tried to set up Greg and Pearl?

>>3434762
I don't know about Steven but I'd like her more.

>>3435179
I hope so. They a cute

So how is your day going /sug/?

>>3435265
I got done with work earlier and I'm home now, doing well.

good morning sug!

https://soundcloud.com/ethan-peglar/how-to-piss-off-the-steven-universe-fandom-pt-2

>>3435265
I've been writing my book and I've gone out and talked to at least one person. I'm not a total social failure after all /sug/

>>3435308
I don't get it

>>3435308
That makes me more upset that the song in question was ever a big hit, the mashup honestly sounds better than the original Milkshake to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0DkjRXs9pY

Do you think it will be good?

Did anyone else get a boner?

>>3434895
rekt

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post shit-eating grin gems

>>3435478
No

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>>3435478

You think we might see other versions of the known gems anytime soon? Like say, other peridots and amethysts?
Because I suddenly have the urge to ship lapiscest like right now.

>>3435549
Amethyst seems the most likely at the moment, although YD's comment on Peridots and the fact that we're missing at least one type of Pearl makes we think that they're also pretty likely.

>>3435549
Well, we have seen other Pearls and Rubies

So probably

>>3435549
Amethyst VA was sad that she recorded a "mean" character, so likely another Amethyst has already been recorded.

>>3435588
>It's a "Poor Lapis is a victim" fanart

>>3435573
>we're missing at least one type of Pearl
You mean like WD and/or PD's pearl?

>>3435590
Neato

>>3435622
Yup. There could be more too, but from what we can gather there should be at least four, and we've only seen three.

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>>3435478

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>>3435590
>Amethyst vs Steven

It's not about Amethyst betraying the team...

IT'S ANOTHER AMETHYST!

>>3435744
Yeah, that's one of the prevailing theories at the moment. If I remember right the polling from a couple of weeks ago showed /sug/ pretty against the idea though.

One of the main lines of support is that the cool kids mirror the CGs, with Buck being Garnet, Sour Cream being Pearl, and Jenny being Amethyst. Jenny has a twin, Kiki, so the idea is that Kiki is foreshadowing the fact that Amethyst has a "twin" of sorts.

>>3435744
Steven will fight a Jasper sized Amethyst? Cant see it. Unless they didn't mean that in a literal sense.

>>3435744
are we in for another ''amethyst is a defect'' episode if she sees what an amethyst is supposed to look like

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Posting this so I can save it with a 4chan filename.

>>3435853
Amethyst vs Amethyst would be pretty neat. But right now I'm hoping for a Jasper vs Amethyst fight, maybe in "Tiger Philanthropist"

Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.

where are all the draw/writefriends?

>>3436037
Good, they seem like stuck up bitches.

>>3436097
That isn't a problem if you're her master.

>>3436096
Dead, it was a mass suicide pact.

>>3436114
This

So, how do we fix SU?

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Got bored, so I decided to look ahead on CN's schedule on my cable box's guide, and I came across something kinda funny.

>>3436216
Actually air it in an at least somewhat consistent manner.

>>3436096
I am still here but can't draw shit

>>3436216
Actually start answering questions instead of townie bullshit.

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>>3436216
you get a penis tattoo of this except with Pearl and post it on /co/ sug

>>3436224
>>3436257
So it's not gonna get fixed

>>3436274
Nope

>>3436216
Commit guerrilla warfare on Homeworld

poil

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>>3436223

>>3436296
Fuck poils

>>3436223
So Homsar's in charge of CN's scheduling. In retrospect this makes a lot of sense.

>>3436303
I would if I had one.

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>>3436296

>>3436223
what the fuck

>>3436216
Better animation.

>>3436300
Just a commercial that was playing when I snapped the photo.

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>wear SU merch in public
>people laugh at you and call you a creep

Why would you wear SU merch in public when this can happen?

>>3436303
rude

at least hug the poil first

>>3436374
nobody does this.

>>3436374
That's merchant anon. I knew I wasn't crazy.

Oh bloody hell the Xbox one slim is $299

>>3436438
That's $299 more than it's worth.

>>3436374
I think they'd call him a creep anyway.

>>3436296
/pol/ poil

>gay racing shit

Fuck off with this meme "sport". Cars are fucking retarded.

More windows 10 exclusives.

Great

>>3436531
Cars can be retarded, but why are they "fucking retarded"?

>>3436531
Racing games can be fun.

The exclusive thing is bullshit though.

>>3436502
/u/ would suit her better

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Bob wields a rusty machete.

>>3436550
The only good poil: a quiet poil.

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>>3436296
poils

>japshit
Ugh

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>>3436630

>>3436630
Nice to know watermelonfag is the one spamming us with E3 shit.

>>3436647
>>3436644
It's just a testament to how fucking uncreative japs are. They can't make any original shit they always steal from western ideas to make anything of value.

Listen to the fucking music it's literally the Skyrim theme jacked by a bunch of fucking slant eyes.

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>>3436657

>>3436668
I just want to let you know that I'm punching the fuck out of you in my mind.

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>>3436679
aaaaa

What the fuck was that fight.

>>3436657
Anon, you know that's bullshit

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"There's no boogey man", they said.

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>>3436679

>>3436679
jesus christ watermelon anon why are you this autistic

OH YEAH SPAM IMAGES OF THIS FRUITY FUCK CAKE FAT BOY IN A FUCKIN DRESS YOU'RE OWNING ME BRO YOU'RE FUCKIN SO SMART I'M SOOOO FUCKIN BUTTHURT

I'm actually laughing right now but nice efforts.

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>>3436763

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>>3436763

>background music while you game
>this is a fucking feature that gets applauded

Holy fuck what is this the fucking stoneage?

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>>3436763
>I'm totally not mad you guys

>>3435093
The more stable the fusion the more humanoid the form of the fusion. Two legs, two arms. Alexandrite had trouble staying together and even opal fell apart immediately when conflicting feelings between amethyst and pearl after seeing steven return to help with the hand ship.

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Who would be Homura

>>3436827
Lapis, because they're both shit.

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Steven is perfect for Peridot. No one else.

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>>3436864
Pearl, don't deny you want Steven to wear Rose's dress.

>>3436763
You seem mad

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>>3436875

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>>3436921

Well, that was fucking strange.

Might be cool

>>3436864
We have a downer over here

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>>3434694
There's a way, anon.

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>>3436374
I would wear a black T-shirt with Pearl on it if I wasn't so afraid that anyone who recognized it would write me off as a spergmaster.

If I was a grill, this would not be a problem.

>>3436374
nothing wrong with wearing SU merch in public

>>3437066
That part was cool.

I want to see more of that game.

>>3437178
Are /v/ even gamers? They hate everything

>>3437167
wouldn't be a problem if you weren't such an insecure fag

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>>3436429

Yeah, that's not me. You probably thought it was due to me doing a dog tag blind bag opening and answering a few questions in the thread prior to the one that pic was originally posted in.

Also, I have standards. And those standards include rules like "no tank tops" and such.

>I would wear a black T-shirt with Pearl on it if I wasn't so afraid that anyone who recognized it would write me off as a spergmaster.
>a black T-shirt with Pearl on it.

Well, it does exist...

>>3436374

>caring about the opinions of other people when you are not breaking the law or hurting anyone

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>>3437199
Literally e3 levels of leeewd

>>3437167
normies will think its disney shit, no reason to worry about wearing nerdy t-shirts. Trust me I've wore some cringe shit in the past and nobody cares. You might have someone say nice t-shirt or something.

>>3437199
I'm not insecure, I just care how I'm perceived.

What is your favorite fan design for the lapis/peridot fusion?

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>>3436921
Holy keks, he was mad.

>>3436792
Remember yesterday when Titanfall 2: Titanfall having singleplayer was apparently a revolution?

>>3437253
Don't have any.

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Here's Amethyst!

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>>3437253

>>3437192
/v/ hates most thing, but there are things /v/ likes, even though they say they don't.

>>3437192
well they always agree on something: on hating everything including every opinion not written by them.

but seriously, they fall in gaymertag-level on idiocy some times, and it's well known that sarkesian tends to post her shilling shit on /v/ from time to time

>>3437245
you're insecure. nobody will change their opinion of you just cause you're wearing a shirt with a cartoon character on it

>meme wars

Not interested.

>>3437265

Singleplayer is a revolution these days. Especially if it's more than just a tutorial for the MP.

>>3437314
worst fusion design ever

>>3437253
I can't think of a single good fan fusion design

>>3437253
>pretty much this >>3437434
I love Lapidot but I can't find any decent fusion for it.

>4k gaming
What are these people smoking

>Fallout 4 VR
That's not gonna fix the game Todd.

>>3437523
There's no fixing something so deeply broken.

>>3437523
Funny that they're pushing for VR when their fucking game shits itself once you go over 100 fps.

E3 is just a meme

>>3437551
>>3437556
Well, atleast NV is still getting cool mods.

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KEK

>>3437606
SAVAGE

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>>3437606
this can't be real, I refuse to believe in this level of idiocy

>>3437606
That account is fake.

>>3437214
Hey, that's pretty neat.

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>>3437568
>no NV remastered

come on, you could even bundle it with 3. Who the fuck cares about TESV remastered.

not that it matters since they wouldn't put all the cut Legion content in NV anyway if it was remastered

>>3437683
yeah I know, but that Microsoft conference was real

>>3437695
>falling for the remastered meme

What the hell is wrong with you? Do you play on a console or something?

>>3437731
Well, if there was a remastered version of NV with all the cut content I would [spoiler]pirate[/spoiler] it

>>3437744
>not buying games that interest you

>>3437744
Wow, sounds like they have a lot to gain from all that time, effort, money, and resources. I'm sure they're getting started on it right away.

>>3437756
I have already bought NV and I'm not gonna pay for content that should have been in the game when it released.

>>3437766
I'm not this guy >>3437695

I never said they should make one, but if there was one, I would pirate it.

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>>3437716
for real? like, real real? I mean, I can't believe that someone announced both, a brand new console and a brand new console to replace the previous one IN THE SAME CONFERENCE! it's pure madness!

>>3437782
Nobody cares

>>3437695
Isn't Bethesda trying their hardest to pretend NV doesn't exist because it was actually polished, somewhat well-written and done with care, unlike everything they've been shitting out since Oblivion?

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Lady of the bow, steady as she goes

Can't help but wonder if she's forgotten all her woes

>>3437817
Of course she has. She's probably forgotten her own name a couple times as well.

>>3437807
I was just trying to make things clear.

>>3437809
Pretty much. There's like, one maybe reference to New Vegas and none of the kick ass armor or guns from there whereas there's so much shit like "REMEMBER THIS THING FROM FALLOUT 3???"

>>3437792
why is this person pretending they're rebecca sugar

>>3437843
They're not.

>>3437838
I don't remember any references to New Vegas.

>>3437809
The NCR were mentioned in Fallout 4.

http://shifuto.tumblr.com/post/145867323140
This is what I was talking about.

>>3437797
They announced a cheaper/smaller version of the xboxone with more hard-drive space at the start. At the end they announced a monster console 4x more powerful, equivalent to high end PC gaming.

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Another day, another thread and I just wanted to play outside and have fun with Greg

>>3437905
What happened? Which of his posts were deleted?

>>3437901
The NCR have been around long before NV m8

Fallout 1 and 2 remake when

>>3437981
But they suck. Anon

>>3438000
You suck

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>>3437920
I don't know, they're probably reporting his blog.
I just mean he shouldn't show them that it upsets him.

>>3438000
Trips of truth

>>3437981
They don't need to be remade

>>3438000
(uoY)

If sony announce a Crash bandicoot game outside of activation later I'm losing my shit

DoWIII looks pretty shitty

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>>3437905
Oh, what happened Shifu???

>>3438036
Why not? Tumblrites should know their place instead of harassing others, fuck them.

>>3438134
Showing that it upsets him won't make them stop.

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So, could a stone axe defeat a gem?

>>3438207
if a stick can defeat 1000 marines I can't see how that axe can be defeated by a gem

>>3438236
A stick can defeat 1000 marines?

>>3438241
Don't bite bait

>>3438241
Yep

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>>3438117
>>3438117
Oh shit the PC thing is starting?

Gimme that butterlord baby.

>>3438241
it's an old meme from good old nearly-a-decade-in-the-past /b/

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>Discussing a bait topic in the first place.

>>3437314

>Calling it black opal
Don't do this.

Not every fusion turns into a color variety of Opal.

>>3438278
>Discussing a bait topic that was succefully baited by old bait in the first place.

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LION AROUND

>>3438296
WAKE UP

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>>3438301

>>3435042
get a life.

>>3438358
I don't think this is the correct place to say that.

>>3438301
>>3438338
That's it. I wanna marry her. I'm tired of waiting, I want her now. Who do I have to kill to make my dreams come true?

>>3438372
Indexer

>>3438372
Yourself

You'll be able to be with her in the afterlife

>>3437314

Not bad, anon.

I hope you keep working on your skills.

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>>3438388
why, is she dead too?

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>>3438372
>Who do I have to kill to make my dreams come true?
Yourself.

>>3438409
Sort of

>>3434694
>>3437091
>>3438388
sure is lapis in here

>>3438372
Rick
and take his portal gun

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>>3438388
y-you really think so? She'll be there with me?

Would she love me?

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Who is she?

>>3438372
go and stal a keyblade anon, then take your heart out with it

>>3438438
No. Nobody loves you.

>>3438438
After you posted that frog, she won't

>>3438445
Garnet shapeshifted into a meme gremlin.

>>3438484
>meme gremlin
My sides

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>>3438438
yes, anon

go to her

>>3438454
This
You need a keyblade and unlock the world to get to the one with Pearl in it.

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>>3438456
>>3438462
TELL MY WAIFU I LO-

>>3438372
Get help.

>>3438513
Well, one frogposter down.

>>3438524
Anon, I don't think you understand where we are.

>>3438372
hey you could take shrooms and hope you "see" her

>>3438564
You know, I think that would make things worse.

>>3438577
what's the worst thing that could happen

you watch SU for hours, take the shrooms and hope for the best

>>3438547
I'm sorry anon, but not everyone is a depressed trainwreck.

>>3438513
Eh.

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I hope you like dicks.

>>3438600
Haha

>>3436550
DON'T REVERSE IMAGE GOOGLE SEARCH THIS IMAGE
ESPECIALLY YOU, /pol/ GOER

>>3438628
Peri is a little too shortstacky here.

>>3438599
Becomming addicted would be a problem.

>>3438600
Speak for yourself.

>Gems with dicks
End this meme

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>>3438694
They can shapeshift.

>>3438655
you won't get addicted to shrooms for using it once

it's like becoming addicted to coffee for drinking once

chill you won't die

>>3438703
Ian's into futa anyway.

>>3438703

I share a name with Ian, so I appreciate that he endorses futa like me.

>>3438655
shrooms aren't addictive though

>>3438703
Doesn't mean they would. It's a stupid meme.

>>3438678
>>3438622
I know. Pretty much 99% of the people on this website are depress. Except me.

>>3438710
But he won't use it once.

If it works he will use it again, and again, and he'll becomme addicted eventually.

>>3438720
literally anything can be addictive

>>3438727
Anon, it's fan-content.

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>>3437256

>>3438720

Even weed can get you addicted and weed don't cause a physiological addiction.

You get addicted in your head. You start to need the crutch.

>>3438745
weed is addicting as fuck, everything can be addictive but out of any drug I would say LSD and shrooms are probably pretty far down the list

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Love you /sug/
I hope this week started on the right foot for you, and that the rest of the week follows suit

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What would you rather have?

-1 night of sex with Jasper so ferocious that you die? And then she dies eventually after birthing a half human hybrid to rival Steven?

-A lifetime of cuddles with Jasper but no sex?

-Or the secret option?

>>3438745
>you get addicted on your head

well no shit

im just saying he would need to be a moron to get addicted to shrooms by using just once

>>3438797
>-1 night of sex with Jasper so ferocious that you die? And then she dies eventually after birthing a half human hybrid to rival Steven?
That.

>>3438797
The secret option since it might not involve that disgusting thing.

>>3438794
Well there was no way for this week to start on the right foot for me, but thanks.

>>3438797
secret option

killing jasper and having poil

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>>3438794
love you, love poster

>>3438797
The secret option

>>3438797
Hugs>Fugs, and although the secret option interests me greatly, being on /sug/ I'm going to assume it involves Jasper's jasper.

>>3438794
love you too my dear anon.

may the stars shine on you this week.

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>>3438832
>>3438825
>>3438811
The secret option is....AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE CHILD BRIDE CONNIE! BUT YOU'RE NOW A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IN BEACH CITY, ALONG WITH THE OTHER ONES!

>>3438793

I'd worry more about the side-effects than the addictive qualities there, admittedly.

>>3438886
But do I go to jail?

>>3438886
can I change my choice back to dying by jasper snoo-snoo?

>>3438886
Oh good, I can open a large life insurance policy on her and cash in when she inevitably dies doing gem stuff.

>>3438886
But I didn't choose to marry her, I choose to make Jasper have a baby.

>>3438797

Now is this no sex with Jasper or no sex at all?

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>>3438797
>inb4 asexual

easy answer :^)

>>3438922
Only a slut would ask a question such as this. Of course no sex at all, you can just go fug everyone when you're devoted to cuddling with Jasper.

>>3438943
>you can just go fug everyone when you're devoted to cuddling with Jasper.
Okay, seems pretty easy.

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>>3437434
What about Tigers eye?

Would you abandon this world and go live in the SU world if you could?

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>>3439019
Full comic

>>3439033
I don't know enough about the world though, if crying breakfast friends and camp pining hearts are supposed to be good programs then no.

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>>3439066

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>>3439066
One with less blurry shit

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>>3439033
>go live in SU
>make Peri fall in love with me
>use the hidden techniques of reproduction discovered by Rose making Steven so that we can fug and have babby but Peri no die
>travel the stars together as husband and wife

I WANT IT NOW

>>3439082
Everyone besides Steven doesn't understand Crying Breakfast Friends, and Camp Pining Hearts is an old reality show.

>>3439144
How would you make Peridot fall in love with you though?

>>3439155
I wonder if Peridot knows they wont ever be new episodes, will we have a toy story 2 moment?

>>3439144
>takes 25 years just to get to the next star system
Yeah right, nerd.