Zootopia Thread: Dumb Asshole Edition Pastebin: http://past

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>>3429470

I don't know man, I think he'll show up.

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>>3429470
>implying Gid won't be in the sequal

>>3429571
>That sounds really awkward actually. He'd have to be bending down the entire time

Not at all. He'd just have to reach behind himself.

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>>3429547
>Foxes
>being accepted ever

>>3429596
Man, the way they are talking its basically as though the sequel was already confirmed.

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Thanks to everyone who showed up this bad movies stream, I'll be holding another one this upcoming weekend. You can vote here for which movie you like to see, the top 3 will be streamed:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10471794
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471794
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471794

>Movie X isn't that bad / bad at all
I'm going off of movies *generally* considered mediocre or worse. If all I streamed was stuff everyone loathed it wouldn't be much fun.

>>3429616
FinNick cuddling needs to be more of a thing. It's too cute.

>>3429613
You do realize internal preproduction on sequels almost always start immediately, external pre production takes a year or two to become public.

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I'm telling you, you gotta watch out for those sheep. They are EVERYWHERE.

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>>3429567

>>3429635
>Bad movie stream.

Please end the night with MST3K or a current movie with a Rifftrax commentary.

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boutta pass out, any quick draw requests?
Try to toss me refs

>>3429613
They're going to do more with the tv series or whatever else they do, I'm sure they'll have him there

>>3429613
It grossed over $1 Billion as a completely original property. It's GOING to get a sequel.

>>3429639
Well they have been saying up til very recently that no sequel is currently being worked on at the moment. And usually they are pretty careful with their words

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>>3429654

>>3429635
Why you don't stream true "bad movies"?

>>3429668
A bat stuck in someones hair

>>3429676
I mean, yeah I know its gonna get a sequel. but they have been pretty careful to say that they currently aren't working on it at the moment.

But here he basically talked as though its already happening.
>>3429668
I don't think itll be a TV series.

For one thing you don't take an IP that made 1 billion and make it into a lower budget tv series. You make it big as possible.

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>>3429668
Gideon and Mrs Wilde making love.

No bullying this time, please.

>>3429676
And in 3 months with next to no advertising.

>>3429697
Its bad ANIMATED movies specifically

>>3429668
Nick and Judy as flamenco dancers.

>>3429635
I got a suggestion

You should do Wizards at some point

>>3428065
Thirty-six of my siblings have tried going to college, mainly for business or agricultural degree, and so far fifteen total have dropped out. I'm also attending school in the big city, but I'm hoping to get a doctorate. It's pretty difficult, but I've found that taking a train ride to the Meadowlands when things get to rough for me is a great way to relax and decompress, it's not home, but it's real good all the same. I've even told some of my fellow campus bunnies about it, I have no doubt that we'll pull through as long as we support each other and can take some time off to relax in the ML glades.

>>3429733
Isn't that considered good in general though?

>>3429746
No. The villain's defeat is considered good. The movie leading up to it sure is shit ain't.

>>3429746
It hasn't aged well at all. Like at all

Honestly the only redeeming grace it still has at this point is the final confrontation between the main character and his evil brother.

And mostly because the resolution is out of fucking no where and hilarious

>>3429762
I'll add it to the list for future polls

>>3429668
Weaselton shooting up a gay bar

>>3429727
How about the video brinquedo movies?

>>3429777
with his jizz

>>3429635
Add Heavy Metal 1981

>>3429782
Doing only things released to theaters first. (I broke that the first night with Foodfight, but thats such a meme)

>>3429668
Dat Elf joke.

Draw a male Antelope being cute.

>>3429668
Rhino getting his horn worked on down at the... rhino salon? Little mice or whatever using industrial tools on him would be cute I think...

>>3429777
I thought it was shooting Gideon 50 times in a bar.

>>3429836
The jokes literally overused the first day of its existence.
Congratafuckinglations

>>3429836
Weaselton shooting 100 bullets in a gay bar, which 50 bullets hitted gideon

>>3429807
Foodfight it's good animated (in comparison to another shits...)

>>3429746
Wizards is a bit of a mess, but I wouldn't consider it up for a bad movie poll. It's got a lot to appreciate, at least in my opinion.

Cool World, on the other hand, is fair game. Fucking Kim Basinger.

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>>3429668
This, but with Travis or Weaselton.

>>3429862
They ripped off the La Marseillaise scene from Casablanca. That is an unforgivable sin.

>>3429836
With his jizz?

>>3429863
>Cool World
Oh man i've never heard of that. Added to the list for future polls

>>3429884
Everybody rips off Casablanca though

>>3429903
It's like a terrible Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but with a hotter Jessica and Brad Pitt.

>>3429909
Yes, but they did it horribly.

>>3429858
It's CongratUfuckinlations. And I don't want congrats, I want toughness and vigilance.

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Hey, Raccoonfag here.
Just re-shilling for the evening crowd.

Stoutwell - Case#1: Out of the Red is now complete, with chapter 5 and epilogue uploaded to both FFN and AO3:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6991156/chapters/15931063

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Case-1-Out-of-the-Red

Thanks again to those who have been reading so far, and for the feedback.
Stoutwell will return in a second case, but there will be some planning time until that begins.

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>>3429391
>"I'M GONNA BE A QUARTER BACK WHEN I GROW UP."
>"I'M GONNA THROW FOR TWO THOUSAND YARDS!"

LIL GIDDER

HEART OF A CHAMPION

>>3429903
It's a movie when the starlette that's added to the production of a cartoon/live action horror movie decides to get the studio to literally rewrite pages of the script right before shooting because she wants to have a Roger Rabbit knock off that she can show kids in the hospitals.

Bakshi got so pissed, he punched the producer who left the greenpages, and was pretty much forced to make the movie as is in order to avoid a lawsuit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_World

>>3429925
Well they did everything horribly, so I dunno why you are holding casablanca specifically against it

>>3429909
But usually the ending, it's a fucking sin to parody the La Marseille scene

>>3429993
The article suggests it was Mancuso Jr. who fucked over the film, not the starlet.

>>3430056
He was the guy who was agreeing with Basinger.

>According to Bakshi, Basinger had attempted to rewrite the film halfway into its production because she "thought it would be great [...] if she would be able to show this picture in hospitals to sick children [...] I said, 'Kim, I think that's wonderful, but you've got the wrong guy to do that with.' [...] [Mancuso] was sitting there with Kim [...] agreeing with her."

Rolling to see if I smoke tonight.

Evens yes, Odds no.

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>>3429592
>Gideonfags

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>>3429713
you make it sound like Disney knows what they're doing

>>3429733
oh, do old school lotr
the rotoscoped one

>>3429698
this is close enough, right

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>>3429668
>>3429868
I counter with a request of Travis at an arcade!

>>3429868
That is a ferret nose, don't tell me it isn't! I know a woozle nose when I see it!

>>3430108
Disney does know what the fuck they are doing these days.
At least from a money making perspective

Maybe you missed it, but they broke the record for fastest time to reach 1 billion domestic by 37 fucking days

>>3430094
But Mancuso started rewrites long before that. He butchered Bakshi's work almost right out of the gate, this was just him looking for another person to ingratiate himself and share the mangling with.

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>>3430098
Toke it up

>mfw I literally just packed a bowl

>>3430116
You're right, I'm sorry.

I-i just want a cute wuzleton

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>tfw no bae to get drunk and rape

>>3430143
Did this get flipped at some point? I could have sworn that the brace was on the wrong leg originally.

Though I remember Mead realized that he had fucked up

>>3430144
Why couldn't Hitler have genocided your kind instead.

>>3430138
Finally time to relax.

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>>3430165
Not sure. That's the only version I've seen.

>>3430144
Judy, what exactly were you expecting when you got a much larger predator drunk at your apartment?

>>3430133
Let's just say it was column A and column B the movie over. Producer started it, then Basinger didn't help things out.

She wasn't right for the role anyways. I'm sure she was selected because she was still riding the high from Batman.

>>3430144
Little fun fact, before I did a touch up on it, that pic also had Judy with pawpads. I'm surprised that no one remembers the original, given I got it from these threads about 2 weeks ago.

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>>3430141
Just say that he's a Polecat, it's close enough!

>>3430212
>implying she doesn't want it

>>3429950
>Mayor Swinton
Uh oh

>>3430144
>rape
I just see some drunken lewdness. They could still both be totally in control.

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If you like coffee, post your favorite.

If you don't like coffee, post something that brings you happiness.

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Hey all, its comicanon.

Man do I wish I could spend tonight just hanging out with you all. Today has been long, and now it ain't ending till the AM.

I love you, everyone. Thanks for being just wonderful every time I check the threads. Just for you, I promise that when I wake up tomorrow, I'm going to be happy just for you all.

We're all just striving for greatness. It'll come.

>>3429668
omg that's adorable <3

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>>3430265

This little guy brings me much happiness.

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>>3430220
Someone say Polecats?

>>3430282
Nice blog post! Upvoted and subscribed.

>>3430130
>1 billion
>domestic

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>>3430265
Affogato
thanks weaver

>>3430108
Please I want to see the bat getting her head scratched...

>>3430282
Be happy for yourself, Comic. We're just an added bonus.

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>>3430282
Good night, man. Enjoy your rest and thank you for spending time with us.

>>3430282
Thank you, Comicanon. I really like your positivity.

The only thing standing between the world and greatness is time and effort.

>>3430290
Somebody record themselves as Finnic so I can fall asleep cuddling him.

>>3430310
Not with just Zootopia, with all their movies.

Zootopia plus Captain America plus whatever else they released help them break the record for fastest time to earn 1 billion domestic. Over a month faster than the previous record.

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>>3430165
Yep, absolutely
Someone asked about the brace and he started explaining that he thought it would be cool if she wore it on the leg that got hurt in the museum and REEEEEEEd pretty hard at the realization that he'd put it on the wrong leg for the entire comic

If you somehow had the opportunity to spend a day as a bunny, but all you could do was have sex, would you?

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>Judy's been dead for years
>Nick is a drunken mess of a private detective
>Case leads him to the ones who killed Judy
>Kills them all in a badass shootout
>Somehow manages to make it to Judy's grave with his wounds
>Dies kneeling at her headstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8

>>3430360
Anon, you're supposed to put a negative in these sorts of things.

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>>3430374

gimme draw requests
i need to get swol so I can make comics

>>3430374
We don't know that Spike died.

He just fell over

>>3430318
Holy shit, THAT'S what an "Affoxgato" would be?

>>3430318
That looks incredibly tasty. Do you have any favorite places to get one?

>Barista is a cat.
Affo Gato.

>>3430374
Did I hurt you anon?
Because you're hurting me.

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>>3430265
Not much of a coffee drinker, so I'll post the latter.

Andy Capps Hot Fries

Every time I put one in my mouth it's like God fucked my taste buds.

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>>3430356
Huh, whatta ya know.

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>>3430374
SO YOU'RE GONNA JUST KEEP RUNNING AWAY!?

>>3430391
Bun going a little erratic due to coffee binge?

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>>3430374

"Bang."

>>3430308
Comic is hell bent on turning this into tumblr

>>3430391
Make Weaselton Cute

>>3430265
>Newmans

>>3430413
JUST KEEP RUNNING AWAY?

[spoiler]i'm not running[/spoiler]

>>3430396
I just make it myself. I'm lucky enough to have my own espresso machine.

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>>3430360
It would be interesting experiencing life as a different species but I'd be too damn afraid of being eaten.

>>3430424
>Comic is hell bent on turning this into tumblr
More than anything it seems like he's trying to make himself some kind of "thread personality". Like he comes in "Hey guys this is your boy COMICANON here, saying hello, today here's what we're gonna be doing, I don't actually have anything to show for it, here's an eyecatching image though, BAM! I love all you guys, please like, favorite and subscribe."

>>3430220
but anon, ferrets ARE polecats

>>3430391
Bogo as Guile shaving off his eyebrows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUO7UMIsvGw

>>3430144
Am I the only one who thinks Judy reaction doesn't mesh with the fact that Nick is already naked from the waist down for a while?

>>3430390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o

>>3430444
He just wants to feel like he's doing something nice and contributing, he really thinks well of a lot of you.

>>3430395
>Weaver's Coffee actually exists.
>The coffee there is high quality and inexpensive.
>It's comfy inside.
>No qt antelope at the counter.
>They don't have Affogatos.

Is it still worth going?

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>>3430424
>>3430444
I know someone who's pulling that even worse.

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>>3430455
You've gotten really obsessed with that video again, haven't you?

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>>3430251
Yeah, when I started working on the fic I was trying to come up with a mayor to use and then it hit me to just bring in some proto-Zootopia.

As far as the story goes, I'd like to think she got elected on a "tough on crime" platform, and the T.A.M.E. Act she's pushing for is part of her campaign promises.

>>3430478
Well a lot of us don't think well of him.

>>3430444
>>3430424
>>3430308
Christ, late night /trash/ is salty. Suppose there's only so much comf to go around.

>>3430265
I used to drink Kicking Horse Pass all the time.

Otherwise, regardless of brand, I usually go for a French or Italian roast.
I like my coffee rich and dark.

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>>3430479
Apparently he serves crème brûlée now.

So, yes.

>>3430480
That's funny.

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>>3430464
I like you already anon,

What would the Zootopia equivalent of Twitter be called?

>>3430462
Maybe she was hoping that she would be taking advantage of him instead.

We need some actual good human in Zootopia fics. The only ones now are edgy teenager self-inserts.

>>3430451
True, but in the spirit of "no domesticated species", you can point to them and say that they're still wild animals. Adorable and probably still very bitey ones at that.

>>3430513
Trotter, maybe?

>>3430444
He could be a really positive person who is in a great mood constantly due to his career taking off.

>>3430508
How much to let me eat it off him?

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>>3430525
>human in Zootopia

No

>>3430478
>He just wants to feel like he's doing something nice and contributing, he really thinks well of a lot of you.
I know, and I get that. It's very good of him. But he doesn't need to do this whole razzle-dazzle thing he's doing where he has to make each post into a performance. It feels... I don't know. Phony? Over-produced? I can't really describe it the way that I'd like to, but there's no reason for it. People appreciate what he does, he doesn't need to play himself up that way.

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>>3430487
Don't judge me.

>>3430513
Critter.

>>3430499
Ikr?
It's literally just people shitting on someone else's fun.
He isn't harming anyone, just ignore if you dislike.

>>3430546
God Nick is beautiful in this picture

>>3430538
>How much to let me eat it off him?
Anon that would violate health code standards. Do you have any idea how many bribes and blowjobs he had to give out to get that "A" rating already?

>>3430549
Woo that's a nice one.

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>>3430525
BAD ANON.

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>>3430508
>Carrot cream

Sounds tasty!

>>3430538
Boy I can't wait to hear all about it. Because I sure as shit know he'll tell these fucking threads.

>>3430549
>>3430563
>>3430513

Chitter

Makes more sense desu

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>>3430263
She's probably playing hard to get which is cute and sexy.

>>3430413
>>3430430

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfadJj4d5K4

>>3430525
This. We need an Anon in Zootopia story. Would be funny.

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>>3430546
Too late. You've been judged.

>>3430318
Oh man, hot and cold desserts are so fucking good. Just the other day, I had some vanilla ice cream encased in brownie dough with pockets of chocolate sauce and topped with meringue, everything right out of the oven. It was as delicious as it sounds.

I need racial epithets similar to "wannabite" and "predophile". Basically, anything that could be applied to a prey species that has a positive attitude toward preds.

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I want to hug Gideon in a non-sexual way but still grope his butt a bit

>>3430576
with a little squirrel instead of a bird.

>>3430575
Did you have a bad day, man?

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>>3430575
WOOOOP! WOOOOOP! WOOOOOOP! PULL THE CAR OVER MOTHER FUCKERS, HE'S BACK!

>>3430577
Also we require translation for science

>>3430555
Don't drown in that emerald sea he calls eyes.

>>3430592
chomp-chaser?

>>3430508
>>3430480
Oh fuck, I always thought these were just reposts, I'm only just now noticing the chalkboard jokes.

Is Weaver really doing a Bob's Burgers on this? How many so far?

>>3430597
FUND IT!

MAKE IT!

PRESS IT!

SELL IT!

>>3430592
I remember "Chewtoy"

>>3430600
>>3430604
Jesus Christ you meme happy fucks, I'm not officer content, I'm a dude who thinks discord shit belongs in discord, and thread shit belongs in thread.

>>3430586
Could be good but Anon would actually have to be captured and put into police custody so he could meet Nick and Judy.

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>>3430590

>>3430616
Ha nice, I didn't notice that.

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Relax. Best Girl is here to feel you (up).

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>>3430592
Meal-ticket?

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>>3430641

>>3430635
It's obvious how he would end up there.
Trying to slip into a bounce-house without paying/trying to solicit sex from random mammals.

>>3430630
I didn't say you were officer content, way to jump to conclusions. He also has nothing to do with the Discord and doesn't go there, stop that and get that stick out of your ass.

>>3430617
LOAD IT
CHECK IT
QUICK - REWRITE IT

>>3430592
Free meal
Chewtoy
Preyo (not quite as snappy as predo, but still works)

>>3430635
Knowing Anon, attracting the attention of the police won't be hard.
>"Sir you have been accused of groping this female leopard, how do you plead?"
>"A cat is fine too."

>>3430356
>>3430412

Not to make excuses but it wasn't just a matter of fucking it up. See, from the sketch phase it had been on the correct leg. Then I started compiling the panels, and for composition reasons I began mindlessly mirroring some of the poses so that the brace would switch between her legs... someone called me on it and I "corrected" it by redrawing it on some of the panels, but then just ended up having it on the wrong leg in all of them. Finally for the absolute last version I mirrored the whole thing to calm the rage of my autism.

So I didn't just fuck up, I fucked up like, four times.

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>>3430662

>>3430667
Well dude, I don't know what to tell you. Invite him and talk to him so he doesn't blog post here, and you'll have more of him and we'll have less of "HEY GAIS LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY!"

>>3430630
Anon who called you officer content here

Sorry if I offended you, but really, you're acting like him by shitting up the thread with negativity. Just ignore the posts man.

>>3430560
No, can you be more specific?

>>3430592
Predophile/Preyophile
Fluff Lover
Prey Chaser
"Whisk" / WISC (Wolf in Sheep's Clothing)
Carnivore
Meal Ticket
Chew Toy
Grinder/Wannabite (Prey that identifies as/acts like predator)
Grassbiter (Pred that identifies as/acts like prey)

You guys help the screen feels like it keeps fluctuating in position

>>3430685
That's fucking hilarious
But we love you anyway

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>>3430688
Damn you and your dubs.

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>>3430427
i tried, but i have a very tenuous grasp on "cute"

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>>3430685
If it means anything, I absolutely adore that comic.

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>>3430708
...What?

>>3430689
You seriously sound like you had a bad day.

>>3430586
i have an idea but i won't write any more than a couple lines for it
>be one of those conservative rightwing people from the bible belt who hates furries
>somehow get knocked out
>wake up
>it's raining
>you look to your right and you see trees
>you look left and you see trees there, too
>did i just wake up in fucking brazil
>walk to the closest road, tripping on wet leaves and twigs everywhere
>start following it
>end up in some sort of plaza
>furries everywhere
>is this one of those furry cons? eugh, those damn animalfuckers
>start yelling out aggressively, something about you furfaggots being the scum of the earth
>get arrested
did i do a good?

>>3430692
Well ignore mine calling him out for blogposting if it is that easy

>>3430688
The comfy only lasts until I leave the thread.

My bed is still empty.

>>3430721
the images on my computer screen feel like they are pulsing, moving back and forth

>>3430677
>>3430666
We need this.
>Meets Gazelle and offends her by calling her a lesbian
>"Why would you think i am a lesbian?"
>Anon points to her tigers "Any female who walks around with that much pussy is eating some mean rug."

>>3430692
Wait till you see misspellings of hypocrisy, cancer, and the use of gloating over dead pets before the OC Alarm is pulled, Anon.

Always remember that.

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>>3430716
WOOPWOOP

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>>3430747
dude go lay down man

get some water my guy

>>3430693
LOADS. Weavalope had to service so many people to get that A-rating. He's not going to do something not to jeopardize that.

>>3428558
Is this anon still around? Managed to scrape together something like a prompt for him.

>>3430488
Do we know what T.A.M.E. stands for officially? If not what's our best theory?

>>3430733
But wouldn't it be a trash anon?
So he'd be all up in the Fur wouldn't he?

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>>3430742
Damn, you have a point.

I concede.

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>>3430760
The blue eyes still make me REEEEEE. But it's such a gorgeous picture.

>>3430781
but that's not funny

What are you guys listening?
https://youtu.be/BVa-3xmwTRA
Fucking love Tears for fears

>>3430733
>police are called because he's holding a bunny captive so he can snuggle her
>"S-sir? please stop."
>"no"

>>3430771
Ok, I've going to go do that,

>>3430796
I think it has the potential to be hilarious teh bee hunest

>>3430809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17svtURunUk

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>>3430717
I love this
And I love you now too.

>>3430772
More secondhand implications of Weavalope smut please.

>>3430774
I'm still here!

>>3430817
the furhating right-wing would be yelling at the bunny to take off that fursuit and get out of brazil because they're ruining it in the rain

Don't do anon in Zootopia, you'll turn into >>>/mlp/

>>3430775
Taming
Animals
Meticulously
Evermore

I dunno.

>>3430708
Wait, is that seriously happening to you too?

And then when it reloads its back at the top of the page?

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>>3430793

>>3430819
>>3430796
Would be better if he keeps trying to get the fur but gets shot down Johnny Bravo style everytime.

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>>3430617
The twitter logo is so simple, I don't know what else to do with it.

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>>3430809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVRbEGlB4sc

I never knew this song had a reprise.

>>3430525
[spoiler]I'm trying[/spoiler]

>>3430775
The Archaic Mammal Enactment

That's the best I could come up with.

>>3430836
Anon can go in everything.

Hell, Weaver basically turned Anon into Mike for the FNAF fandom in his works.

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>>3430775
In proto-Zootopia? Not sure. I can't recall if the clip of them explaining how they work also included an explanation of the acronym.

I'll probably come up with something during the outline phase.

>>3430852
You don't understand
this is not a trash anon
this is one of those westboro baptist church people who's not willing to accept anything different than themselves
>>3430513
i think you could still get away with calling it Twitter

>>3430870
This is a world that canonically his no humans.

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>>3430775
T.... Aggression/Aggressive (in) Mammal.... E.

Beats me for the other two letters.

>>3430870
It's shameful to admit but I really like that roommates story.

>>3430885
Ahh, I dunno why those words didn't come to me here >>3430866

So, The Aggressive Mammal Enactment.

I think that works. Thoughts?

>>3430885
Total Aggressive Mammal Elimination, if it's overtly dystopian.

>>3430775
Tempering Aggression in Meat Eaters

>>3430885
Temperament Adjusting Mammal E---something

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>>3430884
>This is a world that canonically his no humans.
I think they mimght be referring to Weaver's AU about a human landing in an animal-filled mirror world. If not for the size-homogeneity and presence of avian species I'd say it could take place in Zootopia as it is.

>>3430828
All right. It's late, and I spent more time brainstorming and/or jacking off than I did writing, but I managed to get this together. Hope it fits your vision.

http://pastebin.com/2KfiWnB0

>>3430908
I think this one wins.

>>3430932
This image isn't Zootopia

So, whose dick do I have to suck to get a good Gideon dicking fic?

Any links or whatnot?

>>3430880
Well if we're going that way, we should as some cute bun or seductive vixen who'll slowly seduce and convert him into a respectable member of society.
It's like reverse corruption!

>Anon is sitting in a cell
>"You guys have toilets in this world or can i just use a fire hydrant?"

>>3430955
No shit, you figure that out all by yourself or you got a team of monkeys working around the clock for you?

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>>3430827
sweet! glad you like it anon

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>>3430809
I can't stop listening to their Greatest Hits. All it needed is Break It Down Again and it would be perfect.

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>>3430955
>This image isn't Zootopia
How about now

>>3430968
Wouldn't there be a toilet in his cell? Like the one during Judy's training.

>>3430962
and make him hate every second of it holy shit
it should also be very slow, so we get as many wbc shenanigans as we can out of it
more get-off-my-lawn old men waving their canes around at furries than we can shake a [memespoiler]tail at[/memespoiler]

>>3430988
WEAVER NO

>>3430988
Now the human's gone. perfect.

>>3430976
Yes, break it down again is pretty great too

>>3430885
I want the dude who does that comic to do a short where The Barking Heads comes to zootopia
that would be sick

>>3430962
Maybe that Leopard reporter woman? She's asked to interview him or some shit and finds him irresistable.

>>3430886
I find it pretty interesting, but I don't know if there's a steady release schedule for it.

Plus Weaver's apparently still involved with the editing and titlecards.

The only downside is that you have to be a fan of FNAF to appreciate it. Weaver's part of that fandom seems pretty mellow, but I don't think he'll be reinvigorated after Sister Location comes out with a FNAF Renaissance.

>>3430906
>>3430908

I like both of these. Or as an adjustment of the first one, maybe The Aggressive Mammal Edict?

Edict meaning proclamation, reminds me of the movie's Mammal Inclusion Initiative.

>>3430733
Now I want a jihadist version.

>>3430988
>birbs
try again

>>3430988
no, it's still not zootopia, because sentient birds don't exist in Zootopia.

>>3430809
i really like they're cover of my girls. did not expect that one

also I'm listening to Kid A right now

>>3431002
WEAVER YES.

>>3431034
>>3431033
Literal illiteracy.

>>3431034
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, >>3431033

>>3431055
no
it's comfy in here
besides, you're not using it for anything

>>3431014
>Anon is on a Zootopian talk show with Gazelle

>>3431062
I'm using it to think about Judy's luscious hips, thank you very much.

>>3430935
That's fucking incredible! Thank you!

>You never knew their name. You barely spoke to them the one and only time you met. You don’t even remember what species they were. But something about them… it gave you hope. If they were with you, maybe all was not lost.

God damn. This idea is based off a /tg/ game which involved two people who fit the "revolutionize dystopia" description. You fit that vision perfectly.

I'm going to write something and see if people think it's anything except awful.

>>3431014
Like, she finds everything about him unbelievably sexy...Except for his personality.
So she begins this LLLOOONG campaign of conversion. Culminating in sweaty, sticky, oathbreaking sex as his faith and his hatred drip out between her muscular legs.

>>3430809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AxLbQxVKAU

>>3430988
MORE BUNS REQUIRED. YES.
YESSS.

>>3431080
>Anon goes to meet her parents

>>3431078
No problem. Good to hear I clicked with what you had planned.

Always wanted to run a quest after seeing some of Weaver's stuff, but I never had the time/artistic talent.

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Good night, thread!

>>3431064
>have to explain what shoes are to a world where they were never needed or invented
>getting compared to a sheep because of the shaving thing
>getting asked why they only have "fur" in certain places
>humans hands fascinating them
>them learning human hands are the best at petting/scratching
>them being weirded out how they have flat and pointy teeth
>messing with wolves due to knowledge of dog behavior

>>3431135
that fucking dread and consternation on his face

bless mead

>>3431135
Goodnight friend, hope you have pleasant dreams

>>3431111
I'm equally crap at art, but I do have a lot of free time. I could assist with part of it if you decide to make one anyway.

>>3431150
Someone seriously needs to write this

>>3431150
>eventually conversation inevitably turns to the horizontal mash

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>>3431135
See you tomorrow when you get off work.

https://aggie.io/0nmm70dq3u/

>>3431150
>explain what shoes are
But they have shoes. Gazelle wears some, and they've got a Foot Locker analogue.

>>3431150
"What does your cock look like?"
"Pardon me Ms.Cottontail?"
"I asked what type of Rock music you like"

>>3431184
M...mustard

>>3431150
>Gazelle walks onstage
>"You guys know it's not my birthday right?"

>>3431166
Well, it's your idea, so I'd bloody well hope you'd contribute.

I really do need to hit the hay for now. If you wanna find me, just... I dunno. Ask for Rewrite Anon or something dumb like that.

>>3431189
>every animal in zootopia watching at home rewinds

>>3431150
We need a writefag.

>>3431230
> goes to bugburga
>"yo where's the beef?"
>"Anon what the fuck."

>>3431189
OFF THROUGH THE NEW DAYS MIST I RUN!

>>3431264
>conservative right-wing anon has a seizure at the thought of no more steak or burgers

>>3431175
>>3431189
>humans have pretty big dicks for their size, unless you're am unlucky fucker
>humans have bigger dicks several species that are larger than us
>humans have greater sexual stamina than many species
>humans pump off a lot of body heat

>>3431238
Have a good night, Anon! I'll be on here tomorrow if you want to pick things up.

>>3431264
>"Hey gazelle."
>"Yes anon?"
>"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?"
>"What?"
>"It's not hard."

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>>3431189
>animals fixated on the oddness of the human dick

This is starting to feel like Flutterrape...

>>3431175
>huamn dodges the question an instead brings up animal husbandry
>how humans would selectively breed for certain traits in all manner of animals, especially wolves which would eventually become dogs
>Also rabbits, horses, other species, etc.
>animals are horrified at the brazen application of eugenics

>>3431326
>rape
I can say this only knowing I have anonymity on my side, but back before actual generals sprung up to run that joke into the fucking ground so hard it ended up near the planet's molten core, it was just a joke about vaguely creepy human-obsessive fetishism. But some people turn everything to rape in the end.

>>3431326
I guarantee if we ever make contact with aliens that both us and the aliens are eventually going to want to know how the other has sex and what their dicks/vags/etc look like.

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Well, at least we lasted until after the BR dropped before we hit this point.

>>3431327
>" Anon apparently you were arrested recently yes?"
>"That is true Miss Winters."
>"For smashing buildings in little rodentia while yelling skreeeonk?"
>"I have no regrets."

>>3431368
I don't even know what this means and I laughed

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>>3431014
>>3430586

>>3431383
Skreeonk is what godzillas say

>>3431383
skreeonk is the noise godzilla makes

>>3431361
Hopefully this will just be a passing fad that fades by tomorrow rather than take over the threads and kill them like what happened to /mlp/.

>>3431361
Relax, one fucking thread about discussing a human in zootopia isn't going to ruin anything

It's not like there's one human going around fucking everythign in sight; it's a talk show, probably the most benign way to play out an 'visitor from another world' kinda thing

>>3431404
Why don't we make a pastebin for Anon stories so it doesn't have to?

Shit fucking night.

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>>3431368

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>>3431409
>>3431404

>>3431435
Definitely worse than last night, right?

Man, this threads cursed. I'm coming back tomorrow when things get comfy again.

>>3431449
What happened last night?

>>3431361
People talked about this before the BR dropped.

It's still the same shit, just drowned out by everything else.

>>3431404
Hey, im one of the anons I guess sort of "making" this and it wasn't my intention to shit up the thread, we'll put a lid on it, alright famalam?

>>3431389
This always bugged me, but why would they be asking for information AFTER the arrest? Public callouts by police are for seeking suspects with unknown whereabouts, once he's in custody they wouldn't just have people call in.

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>>3430416
i like this one

>>3431368
>A little rabbit lady in the audience asks a question
>"What do you think of us bunny girls mr alien?"
>"Pretty cute."
>Gasps
>"Uh mr alien, only a bunny can call another bunny cute."
>"..............I'm not apologizing."

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>>3431435
We've had worse

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>>3430416

>>3431458
A gaybar got snackbar'd.

>>3431473
because I draw in binary brush in minutes and don't care

>>3431474
That is just a bit terrifying

>>3431453
Were you around earlier today when it seemed like every tenth reply was related to the Orlando shooting?

Anons talking about another passing fancy like Anon in Zootopia is nothing compared to all that /pol/ shit.

>>3431487
>>3431474
Coffee truly is a gift! You are both cool dudes or dudettes!

Though holy crap that one is terrifying!

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>>3431466
Hey, in retrospect, what I said was pretty harsh and I didn't mean to kill the vibe. I know what it's like to really like an idea and want to expand on it. I was ignoring it for the most part since anon in Zootopia really isn't my bag at all. I'm fine with you guys having your fun, I guess I was just scared of it taking over the threads.

Once again, I'm sorry for being negative. I didn't mean to make you feel bad.

>>3431477
Anons bun harem begins.

>>3431473
Because the victim refused to testify and won't stop asking for conjugal visits, so they need a witness to prosecute

>>3431520
Like I said, the moment the populace learns what human hands can do when it comes to petting/scratching the anon will get a lot of attention. It'd be a good way to make money too.

>>3431477
>Anon is reveling in the silence after the bunny's question
>A female elephant stands up and speaks
>"How would you like a whole lot of woman sweet thing!?"
>" I don't think there's enough wideload signs in the world to cover how much woman you are."

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>>3431466
>>3431517
>being this mild mannered
>on 4chan
what the fuck happened

>>3431409
That's just the spark son. Next thing you know it's the next big thing for whatever self-insert reasons.

>>3431517
I wasn't at all offended. I just want everyone to cooperate and have fun, given how my gimme board for a while was /tg/, I realize you can't have it all, you need to keep a lid on it sometimes.
Anon in zootopia gets laughs, but is been done a hundred other times with a hundred other things
I like what we've got in these threads, and I don't wanna harm it. It's all good man, all in the name of comfy, right?

>>3431555
These threads aren't like the rest of 4chan. Kind of.

>>3431555
People wanting love and cooperation man.

>>3431517
It's a pretty thin line but I personally think little snippets of Anon being a complete autist in Zootopia is hilarious

But I totally get why it's viewed with suspicion, it could really easily slide into something worse

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>>3431559
Alright then, we cool.

Carry on folks.

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>>3431474
This I like

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Reminder.

>>3431585
It was bound to come up sooner or later. Not everyone wants to make a fursona or be an animal person and human guy with nonhuman is probably one of 4chan's biggest fetishes. Granted, this setting is one where humans can really be inserted with smoothly. mlp had the excuse there was magic, so pretty much anything could go.