/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Hair Edition
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Butt
nth for best gem
>>3420932
We'll be back, baby!
>>3420891
I'll cry.
Discuss potential plots of "Tiger Philanthropist."
Love you /sug/
I know it is kind of a shitty day, but I hope you are all doing alright regardless
You must choose only one from each row
>>3420974
That feel when you reflexively hit ctrl+R to reset the emulator so you can redo the level but you're just watching an episode of Steven Universe and that Ruby is dead forever.
>>3420986
Ruby, that's all I need to pick.
>>3420871
>>3420916
>Homeworld is upside down, new revolutions and out-of-line-behavior on a daily basis.
>all because of the CGs singing about love and friendship, life and happiness
>>3420986
Jasper
Pearl
Rose
Sapphire
>>3420986
Jasper
Lapis
Peridot
Sapphire
>>3420986
Jasper
Only tough choice, Lapis
Rose
Sapphire
>>3420986
>Jasper
>Lapis
>Peridot
>Ruby
>>3420986
Sapphire.
Rose.
/end
>>3420986
>Lapis and Pearl on the same row
You monster.
>>3421036
Hue
>>3420986
Amy
Earl (close call)
Peri
GARNET
>>3420986
Amy
Pearl
Rose
... Sapphire if you're forcing me to choose one.
>>3420986
Jasper, Pearl, Rose, Sapphire
>>3421063
Winrar
>>3420986
Amethyst
Pearl
Peridot
Sapphire
>>3420986
Amethyst
Pearl
Rose
Sapphire
Choosing between Rose and Peridot was hardest, but Rose's voice does things to me.
what if pearl by accident asks jasper to "quit nosing around", and she turns out to be extremely vulnerable to puns
>>3420986
Jasper
both
neither
both
>>3421161
>both
Doesn't work that way.
>>3420986
Nose gem, Pearl gem, Green gem and Eternal flame gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2wRBcLOzc Reminder that this is foreshadowing a future episode
>>3421198
You can't take Pearl twice.
>>3420972
no, we're not.
we are still trapped in this miserable place for the rest of the hiatus... or forever... in the end both are the same thing
no matter where we go... we're trapped...
>>3420986
amethyst lapis peridot ruby for frienduals
jasper lapis rose ruby for sexuals
>>3420954
BEST GEM WITH THE BEST SHIP
>>3421167
don't care, just kill Peridot and Rose
>>3421198
You and me are thinking on the same page, but it's real hard to choose between Pearl and Lapis
>>3421227
Right you are.
>>3421143
>reminding Jasper about her self-esteem issues regarding not having a nose
She will sock Pearl in the beak.
>>3421245
It is, but I've been a pearlfag for longer than I have been a lapisfag, so picking her made more sense.
>>3421227
hell yeah
>>3421245
>I am one of the many, many faggots who pick the 3 whitest most popular gems as my favorite characters
Reminder.
>>3421273
I had to choose Lapis because Lapidot got me like
>>3421218
Well I did say "We will be back, baby!", because the show is on a hiatus
poil
>>3420986
Purple, Pearl, Peridot, Prophet.
Perfect.
>>3420986
Amethyst
Pearl
Rose
Sapphire
>>3421218
but what if home
..
what if home is not about what or where
but with whom?
>>3421296
and you expect me to think that's a problem?
>>3421245
>waifu trinity
I will punch you in your spleen.
>>3420128
>>3421319
paddles
>>3421210
>>3421210
>that hand
>>3421255
yeah she does not appear to be the kind of person to react to such things positively, but that's exactly why I'd like it. Some light-hearted silliness buried in her otherwise stern character would be a beautiful contrast. Pic actually related
>>3421359
she already did
>>3421330
come at me
>>3420986
All left!
>>3421372
>having hands coming out of the ground in that position isn't a totally trite thing at all
>>3421394
You can't have more than one waifu, nigger. Anything more is haremfagging.
>>3421392
>she
Listen buddy. Lars has transitioned already, use he/him
>>3421407
I have over 500 waifus
>>3421406
Shh, let him hope.
>>3421410
no i mean sadie tried to burn down the big donut by giving lars the fire salts
>>3421407
I only have one Waifu, but the trinity of golden Waifus lives on
I don't even like this fetish
But I need pics of hers
>>3421406
I never I implied otherwise.
Have another hand
When will we see them again?
>>3421449
Hopefully never
>>3421440
>that pic
I have to hand to you, that's a handy picture.
>>3421431
why
>>3421449
Well Lapis is going to be in Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service.
Maybe Peri will be in Too Short To Ride.
>>3420986
>Rose
>Rose
>Rose
>Rose
>>3421449
Hopefully not for the rest of the season.
Garnet,Amy,Pearl > Peri,Lapis,Jasper
>>3421449
Hopefully never.
>>3421466
thats one too many puns for you pal, hand them over
>>3421449
in the end of the season, when they fuse
>>3421475
Source?
Unless you're just guessing based off Lapizza memes and her flight ability.
Steven can jump long distances now with ease. And Lion can teleport. Those are two other likely options.
>>3421476
That's not how it works, Pearl.
>>3421475
>Well Lapis is going to be in Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service.
I can already see /sug/ getting really whiney when this doesn't happen.
>>3421449
I'm sure there will be many Peridot/Lapis interactions in the upcoming episodes
When We'll see the episodes is another question
>>3421492
Don't you dare! I'm armed and dangerous!
>>3421463
>>3421478
>>3421484
Terrible taste. You should be ashamed.
>>3421449
Eventually
>>3421523
>Liking a shit gem and a meme gremlin
I'd say you should be ashamed, but somebody with taste as bad as yours never will be.
>>3421503
>>3421506
Don't do this to me.
>>3421523
>liking the meme dorito and the edgy teenager
>implying you're not the one with bad taste
>>3421505
Then I opt for >>3421027, although it greatly behooves me to do so.
>>3421514
i know they cost an arm and a leg, but calm down! we don't want this situation to get outta hand
>>3421543
You're doing it to yourself.
Remember all those townie episodes with heavy Gem involvement? All five or six of them?
Hey 'Wau', way to rewrite history. People mocked ftafp for dragging and dumping endless caps of his tumblr bully drama where it doesn't belong, not for the theory itself
>hating any character
How?
>>3421538
Let me guess. Jasperfag? Or perhaps a Pearlfag?
>Got my parcel yesterday.
>Trap back from work tired me out so much that I passed out as soon as I got home and didn't wake up until three hours ago.
Anywho, expect an opening in an hour or two.
>>3421471
Now the real question is why she's posting that. Is it because of the animation error or is it because of the loss of said bara Gem?
>>3421473
Why not
>>3421538
>>3421546
>meme dorito
>MEME GREMLIN
my sides
>>3421570
connie is annoying
but that's it
>>3421570
>not hating Lars
HOW
>>3421570
Some people are just really stupid.
>>3421570
Well when you take a character and have them do irredeemably awful things, but then have everyone around them treat them as if they're some kind of victim instead of a piece of shit who wanted to indulge in their martyr complex, anybody with a rational mind wouldn't really like that character.
>>3421601
>finding ancient dorito meme funny
anon please
>>3421604
Lars could have a great redemption if pulled off right, especially if he gets his shit slapped around a bit to earn it.
He's also a fairly realistic portrayal of a massive faggot teenager.
>>3421632
>lars having a redemption
>not sadie
fuck that lying cunt
>>3421632
>He's also a fairly realistic portrayal of a massive faggot teenager.
yeah that's why i hate him
hopefully he becomes less of an asshole faggot
>>3421650
>implying sadie isn't justified in fucking lars over
she needs to assert her dominance as the alpha female of the big donut
>>3421625
that one just entertains me
the gremlin one was the one that really got me
Friendly reminder that Sadie did nothing wrong
>>3421632
Lars is Jasper.
They both have deep issues surrounding their past life that effect them to this day, that we don't know about yet.
>>3421449
We'll see them now and again, likely less than the main 4 CG but more so than Connie and Greg; (well maybe less so during the townie bomb). The musical episode coming up should include them at least.
>>3421653
I genuinely like all the characters in the show, faggot. I always look for the best in characters and value their strengths and their flaws, and appreciate them for the role they play in the story however minor or major it may be. I can only dislike a character if they are very poorly written, which isn't a case in SU.
When's more TOP GEM.
>>3421632
Lars is more redeemable than Ronaldo at this point, at least.
>>3421651
The New Lars is coming soon.
>>3421666
she fucked lars over, that's great
but no one should fuck over steven
>>3421669
Maybe, but her pants did.
>>3421667
are you new to /sug/ anon?
seriously
>>3421594
>Loss
she is going to come back for the finale fusing (or at least trying to) fuse with the cluster, do you remember her line as malachite
>"it's not just a cheap trick, you really show me a whole new world of possibilities!"
screen cap this you red it here first
>>3421722
I wonder what they know that we don't.
>>3421694
I don't know, but I hope they bring Ruby back again soon.
>>3421705
oh shut up steven was having the best time out of all of them on that island
except for when lars and sadie went into the bushes and were grunting and screaming a lot
>>3421736
>you red it here first
bullshit
>>3420986
>no Greg
You Monster!!
>>3421680
Nah man, Lars is Lapis for those exact reasons, Sadie is Peridot due to issues with authority, and Ronaldo is Jasper because the both knocked out and imprisoned Steven.
All three of them even have similar builds.
>>3421680
Lars/Jasper = misunderstood jerks
Sadie/Lapis = sweet for Steven but actually a crazy bitch who thinks kidnapping is helping
>>3421737
Everything
>>3421694
when sadies packs learn how to fly
>>3421694
Worry not, anon, he's in every episode
>>3421757
That list is for gems, and Greg is not a gem.
>>3421737
What Sadie's butt feels like.
>>3421669
I hope soon, as the youngest of the bunch, except maybe peridot who knows, she needs some TLC
>>3421752
she kidnapped a kid
to fuck her friend
>>3421722
>>3421800
YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
>>3421788
Soft and doughy with just a hint of firmness.
>>3421729
in all honesty? I used to come here quite rarely pre hiatus. It doesn't help that I'm a "the more you repeat it, the funnier it gets" kinda person in some regards. I honestly never heard anyone calling her a gremlin before
>>3421800
the ends justify the means
>>3421763
>Sadie is peridot
What
>they have similar builds
What
>>3421830
I wouldn't kidnap Steven to fuck Lars.
>>3421838
dont get put off, stick around
maybe one day youll even become a shitposter
>>3421830
no, i wouldn't kidnap a child
>>3420383
>>3421766
But lapis is Jamie bc they sit down in a certain position
Wow this is bad nvm
>>3421839
SHE DIDNT EVEN FUCK HIM
THEY NEARLY STARVED
>>3421800
>tfw sadie is actually an /r9k/ autistic fembot who is so desperate for human companionship she kidnaps her crush and a child
>>3421912
If they were ever in any actual danger of starving, she would have just gone home with them. Maybe sneaked off and unhidden the warp pad.
The only reason she got found out was because they became in immediate danger.
Rate the EA conference at E3
Battlefield 1 didn't look that bad but they won't get a cent from me
>>3421763
Does that mean Jasper is secretly a beta neckbeard?
>>3421861
don't worry anon, I like talking to you guys. I'll probably stick around until you get your own board, just like I did last time
>>3421632
My nigga'. Lars has so much potential and I feel like Sugar will do a good job with him. If The New Lars sucks I'm gonna be very disappointed.
He's a fresh take on the typical bully character which bullies the MC.
>>3421957
sports/10
>>3421957
go away /v/
>>3421959
ooooh no, yikes, that would be a bad idea
one look at /mlp/ will tell ya
>>3421942
h-hot
>>3421952
she's still a cunt
I wanna fuck and humiliate Lars
>>3421957
I don't watch that shitshow.
>>3421997
Make me
>>3421972
>He's a fresh take on the typical bully character which bullies the MC.
I do like how he constantly tries to shit on Steven, but Steven doesn't give a fuck, and it just ends up pissing off Lars and making him look bad.
>>3422020
I want to comfort and cuddle with pearl
>>3422020
i want Lars to be removed from the show
>>3421952
Just because they weren't in danger doesn't make the situation any less wrong.
Sadie saw Lars freak out. She could've yelled out that she found the warp pad, but she didn't. She went there to console him like a creep.
And I find it stupid that there was no mention of the gems thoughts towards this event later on. Or any despise towards Sadie. While Ronaldo on the other hand gets punished for kidnapping Steven on an accident, and the gems found him the very same day.
You guys ready?
Since we're talking about VIDYAGAEMS, are you guys playing any roguelikes?
>>3422098
open it, nigger
>>3421998
now you know why I said "until".
/mlp/ is hilarious to watch occasionally though
they are just so hilariously depraved at times
>>3422098
so you buy'd a dragon dildo? or theyre two of them
>>3422114
the binding of isaac rebirth
>>3422193
I do like roguelikes, I just dont have one to play, suggestions ?
>>3422091
Women can't be creeps, silly anon. He was asking for it
>>3422166
Anon
>>3422098
>>3422212
that's literally rape culture
you're probably a white male
>>3422226
yes?
And here's the other side...
>>3422150
I like to prolong the dread.
But yes, I'm opening it.
>>3422163
Just wait, anon.
How much does she cost?
>>3422206
PosChengband
>>3422268
just hurry the fuck up..
>>3422241
Fuck, I hope anon gets his money back.
>>3422275
tree fiddy
>>3422243
Haven't heard that term in a long time, feels good leaving tumblr.
>>3422265
That's a roguelite, not a roguelike
Happy Pride month I guess
>>3422275
one virginity
>>3422275
More than she's worth.
>>3422212
>tfw this artist only draws her OC now instead of sexy Lars
>>3422301
oh
well i like its good anyway
When will /co/ take us back, we are not even on a hiatus, we have new episodes coming through, r-r-r-ight?
>>3422280
Alright, it's been opened.
And now for the contents...
Here's Amethyst!
>>3422268
Is it gems? I'm guessing it's gems.
>>3422308
but gay people die and brown people are happy about it
>>3422341
I too want to leave this hell anon
>>3422325
feels bad
>>3422362
nice drawing
It's comics
>>3422341
When the show has new episodes then we can come back and talk about it. otherwise there's no reason to have a general thread
>>3422385
>filename
>>3422280
AND THIS IS IT FROM THE SIDE
AND THIS IS IT FROM UPPER LEFT DIAGONAL
AND THIS IS IT SITTING ON A BENCH WITH A THERMOS OF COFFEE, SHOT IN BLACK AND WHITE DURING THE WINTER
AND THIS IS IT IN A COWBOY HAT AND HOLDING A RIFLE, SHOT IN SEPIA
AND THIS IS IT OPENED ROUGHLY HALF AN INCH
AND THIS IS IT OPEN A FIST FULL OF INCHES
AND THIS IS IT OPEN A FEW INCHES MORE
AND THIS IS IT WITH MY BALLS RESTING GENTLY ON IT, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY THE LIGHT GLEAMS OFF MY PUBES
>>3422277
thats cool, ty
>>3422206
Good old Nethack
Well, Nethack4 is better.
I've heard dynahack is good too, but it's only in ASCII, maybe that's a problem for you.
>>3422369
I keep hearing different things, did he kill those gay people because he was violent and homophobic, or because he wanted to make ISIS proud?
>>3422405
it still technically applies
>Only two when I ordered four
What the fuck, TFAW?
>the other two were preorders.
Oh, right...
>>3422363
It might be...
>>3422426
Why can't it be both?
Why do you think you can't be violent and homophobic, and supportive of ISIS. Did you forget about the homosexuals ISIS tossed off buildings?
>>3422206
DCSS is always a solid choice
>>3420986
jasper
lapis
M E M E D O T
sapphire
>>3422426
ISIS. But the radical left as usual refuses outright to admit there could be anything wrong or fucked up about the culture associated with Radical Islam.
So they're saying its Hatin' Gays and Havin' Guns, DON'T THAT SOUND LIKE CHRISTIANS; AMIRITE.
>>3422426
both
he pledged to ISIS or something
now people are debating if they ban weapons or muslims
>>3422426
Both I guess. Though everyone is downplaying how religious he actually was because he have to be tolerant of the Middle Easts culture. Which reminds me, everyone in Europe is saying how fucked up it is and that they are praying for us or whatever. Has any Muslim country come out and condemned the attack as against Islam's beliefs?
>>3422426
It doesn't matter; even if ISIS did do it we can't mention that some muslims are violent because it'll hurt Islam's feelings. Get /pol/ out of my seteven univesrse thread.
>>3420986
Can I replace that Ruby with this one?
>>3422490
but poor guns dindu nuffin
Taking fanfiction requests since this thread has devolved into posting shit that isn't related to the topic.
>>3422490
>now people are debating if they ban weapons or muslims
I love modern politics
>>3422533
A muslim shooting up a nightclub full of Gems.
>>3422533
steven joins ISIS
>>3422515
Over my dead body.
>>3422487
it's not radical islam, its islam
if people in rome were to stone children to death because they drinked alcohol it wouldn't be radical christianity, it would be fundamentalist christianity
>>3422533
Amethyst introduces wrestling to Jasper.
If the cool kids are buck, Jenny, and Sourcream... What are Lars/Sadie/Ronaldo
>>3422533
Peridot falling asleep watching tv with Steven, with her ending up hugging him in her sleep
>>3420986
Lapis and Peridot. period. ..
>>3422553
This is fine, as long as he brings Connie with him to Syria to be his jihadi waifu.
Now... What could these be?
>>3422547
MURRICA
>>3422569
Yeah they still stone gays to death and murder apostates over there.
Plus all the shit they do to women, which modern day feminism just doesn't seem to care about
>>3422588
The nerds, obviously.
>>3422589
Go to bed Zuke
>>3422602
dicks
>>3422558
I don't see why anyone does care.
We're in a capitalist society.
Life insurance is cheap.
>>3422511
But anon, /sug/ IS /pol/
>>3422627
If they spoke out against that then they would be putting themselves at risk. Much safer just to complain about asses in video games.
>>3422602
Large flat gems, like sheets of stained glass for their beauty and fragility.
>>3422584
Poser/humble chick/guy who browses reddit unironically.
>>3422651
It's 2016, everything is /pol/
>>3422651
Fuck off /pol/
>>3422602
And there we go, they're variants volume 2 and 3 of Steven and the Crystal Gems.
>>3422589
lapis and peridot with syncronized periods
Reminder that Islam exists in the SU-universe.
>>3421997
>>3422651
/pol/ is slowly becoming mainstream politics
>>3422602
A bunch of paper
>>3422692
The memes have reached critical mass
>>3422627
sadly people are protecting them from any criticism
Their religion needs to be reformed like any other and that is not going to happen until everyone accepts they have a problem, which for some reason nearly everyone says they are ok
>>3422666
Trips confirm
Sadie also goes to /cgl/. Once Ronaldo finds out, he'll get an anime nosebleed
>>3422688
Yeah but most god figures and myth stories are probably just people seeing gems doing shit.
>>3422732
>Ronaldo lusting after Sadie, who he also cannot have
Man that's beautiful.
>>3422729
Because we need to be sensitive of other people cultures. Even if their beliefs are medieval in nature
>>3422688
Islam is a plague
>>3422688
Are gays being massacred and women being oppressed there too?
Weird
>>3422723
Don't save thumbnails
go back and save the proper image, then post it
>>3422682
cool
>>3422692
Hilarious isn't it
>Radical Islam extremists attacked the US today
>Didn't even kill one person who wants to talk about politics on a cartoon general
We need more Jihad.
>>3422729
They also construe criticism of one person (that muslim terrorist) as criticism of Islam as a whole.
The funny thing is that Islam as written in the Quran would have had everyone in that club have molten lead poured in their ears for listening to non-prayer related music.
>>3422773
It just need to be neutered like most denominates of Christianity
Do jews exist in SU
>>3420986
>jasper OR amy
>mfw
all others are easy as fuck
>neither, gas them both
>rose
>sapphire
>>3422823
No, it needs to be wiped out. No half measures.
>>3422756
>Ronaldo constantly hitting on her and playing vidya with her while giving her any items she wants
ronaldo is a lovable beta whereas lars is a hateable beta
>>3422807
Well I mean, I sure don't want to talk about it on /pol/. At least people here are normal. /pol/ Is as bad as tumblr when it comes to politics
>>3422834
Not anymore.
>>3422834
No, Abrahamic religions don't exist. There's still ethnic jews though.
>>3422839
Christianity was just as violent at one point, but look at how it is today
>>3422862
/pol/ is normal though
Mostly, atleast
>>3422891
>comics
>canon
>>3422867
I mean is there any solid evidence of religion at all? I mean they don't have Christmas or Halloween
So what did KING NIGGER say about the attacks?
this is the afro american gem
>>3422887
You can't civilize these "people"
>>3422916
which one
>>3422928
USA one
>>3422916
Blah blah blah, gloss over the fact that the guy was investigated by federal agents, and blame guns.
>>3422926
There are plenty of moderate Muslims here though
>>3422891
Secondary canon, my friend.
>>3422918
>>3422949
Yeah, and they should fuck off.
>>3422949
Only because they're probably small in numbers. Wait until more come there and you'll see how "moderate" they are.
>>3422937
He said that he ahs made this speech too many times, that it is a tragedy and that mentally ill people should not be able to get machine guns legally or illegally
>>3422732
Sadie a cute.
I want to write something about Sadie now...but what...
>>3422987
Sadie and gloryhole
>>3422973
Is that what ISIS wants? For the rest of the world to totally turn against Muslims? I mean it isn't like they could actually take over the world or something, so what exactly is their end game?
>>3422918
WE
>>3422949
moderate muslims aren't muslims, it says in the quar'an
if they wouldn't kill an infidel or stone a woman for adultery they aren't muslims
>>3423004
WUZ
>>3423004
WUZ
>>3423001
>I mean it isn't like they could actually take over the world or something
Never underestimate "true believers"
>>3422987
Sadie and lapis
Sadie owning Lars
Sadie going to a sex shop
>>3422987
Sadie getting lewd with Steven, or pegging Lars. Or bouncing on Jaspers huge dick.
>>3422723
amaeth your tumblr is set to logged-in only and it's unnavigable
>>3423019
Have them exchange kidnapping tips and tricks
>>3423008
Yeah under SHARIA LAW they would be killed for being apostates
>>3423021
>lewd with Steven
He has to earn those free dounughts somehow
Is there anyone in this thread who can shove his entire fist up his asshole?
>>3423069
yes
>>3423069
I have never inserted anything into my asshole.
>>3423069
jfc I wish I could
>>3423069
I can barely fit a finger.
>>3422887
A bunch of backwards fuck-ups who hold back educational standards, and rights for entire swaths of people, and others who disregard so much of the bible that they might as well worship an entirely new religion?
Yeah, nah, it's not as bad as Islam is now, but if we're to consider that a success then we're setting the bar disgustingly low.
lewd edits?
>>3423069
Of course. What kind of faggot can't do that.
>>3423107
Yes please
>>3423138
Show pics
>tfw all the threads on /aco/ vanished for a couple minutes
Did the site shit itself for anyone else just now?
Could pearl love someone again?
>>3423195
yes, his name is Ashton
>>3423107
Are you taking requests or saying you want them
>>3423195
Yeah, Amethyst potentially.
>>3423069
>fist
I can do three fingers and a thumb butI can't do anything bigger than my vibrator deep.
>>3423195
Do not want this to happen.
Someone made a really nice post two days ago about how it would be bad for her to get another.
>>3423185
not now but that happened to me a couple of days ago, but with /co/
>>3423265
and you sound (and probably smell) like a newfag
>>3423107
Uh..
>>3423273
She needs to let the first one go before you can even begin to talk about how another would be bad.
Tell me I'm pretty
>>3423158
>>3423299
Now add a big blue dick
>>3423195
Her family, who loves and cares about her in return.
>>3423313
Eye don't see why anyone wouldn't call you a beautiful sight.
>>3423313
You're a sight for sore eyes, that's for sure.
>>3423230
yes
>>3423014
KRYSTAL
>>3423313
I would, but I don't wanna be cornya.
>>3423315
I love stuff with Pearl being a pedo to Connie
I wish there was stuff of Pearl raping Connie
Say Peridot and Lapis fight.
Who cries "hold, enough!" first?
>>3422918
>Peridot = Asian
>Pearl = French
Idk bout the others.
>>3423418
Lapis. Peridot would be too busy being crushed by water.
>>3423406
I love that too.
>Just say I'm never letting you go!
>I'm not Lapis anymore. We're a shameless display now.
>I'm done being everyone's escort!
>Fart jokes are a cheap tactic to make unfunny gems funnier
>Let's stay on this garbage planet, together!
etc
>>3423435
>Amethyst=latina
we got the shittiest one
Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl
>>3423406
I think Dockdraw is the only one to do that kind of stuff
>>3423477
delete this
>>3423435
Rose is probably Irish what with enjoying laying with lots of people.
>>3423477
sTOP
>>3423474
I mean I'm an Amyfag but yeah, true
>>3423477
>>3423406
I love stuff with pearl molesting steven
>>3423506
The hardest one to place is Lapis.
Jasper could be Nordic or something.
>Rose: Maid of Life
>Steven: Heir of Life
>Pearl: Knight of Light
>Amethyst: Thief of Rage
>Garnet: Seer of Heart
>Ruby: Page of Heart
>Sapphire: Seer of Mind
>Peridot: Mage of Space
>Lapis: Witch of Void
>Jasper: Prince of Blood
Fusions are a mix of their component's classpects. someone else figure that shit out
>>3423535
I love all porn with Pearl being a sexual predator as an outlet for her grief
>>3423473
thats one big blue meanie
>>3423538
Lapis is fucking UK. Pretends to be better than other European nations, but is not.
>>3423538
Lapis is a white anglo murrican
>>3423477
i dont want my own pearl
i want pearl
>>3423538
Lapis is a sweet scandinavian girl.
>>3420986
Amethyst
Pearl
Peridot
Ruby
And together they'll form the emotionally unstable squad!
>>3423561
I love all porn with pearl being a submissive slave
>>3423561
>>3423595
I love both of these concepts.
>>3423477
I don't want just any pearl.
I want Pearl.
>>3420986
Pearl is my one and only love.
>>3423557
What system/game is this?
>>3423591
Both Ruby and Sapphire are emotionally unstable in different ways.
>>3423584
señor trump no
>>3423602
>wanting a defective product
No thanks
>>3423612
No, they are just thirsty for each other.
who is this?
>>3423612
How is Sapphire unstable. She predicts the fucking future and acts accordingly, that completely changes how her present mood is affected, that's something we don't even have a psychological category for.
>>3423632
alex
did anyone else notice Steven was turning into yellow diamond on Stevens birthday
>>3423632
Necallite
>>3423632
This Uruk better not be what Bismuth actually looks like or I'll riot.
>>3423661
dhalsim approved memepost
>>3423632
demonic nigger jasper
>>3423600
We love pearl
>>3423632
gummy worm locks mc gee
>>3423378
JAMS
>>3423632
Woolie
>>3423612
Yeah, but Ruby has a bigger tendency to express her emotions in rather extreme ways. She's an eternal flame, baby!
Hey, /sug/.
Love you all.
Might not be on at all today. Living in America is rough, and I'm taking it harder than usual.
I'm sorry.
I love you all.
Never forget that.
>/v/ is mocking SU again
>>3423406
Me too bud
>>3423752
>/v/
>>3423745
not sure who you are but you too bby
>>3423745
I love you too, anon. Never forget that either.
>>3423745
are you okay?
>>3423775
make me
>>3423752
post a link to the thread for fuck sake
>>3423752
Link
>>3423791
Time will
>>3423814
I don't fucking want to
SUMMER OF STEVEN WHEN
>>3423873
Summer 2018
>>3423773
I am, yes. Physically, mostly emotionally, the usual. I wasn't a victim of any of the shootings, and my friends are okay.
>>3423770
I'll have you forever in my heart.
>>3423769
I adore you.
>>3423775
>>3423897
Do you want to tell us why, or do you want to keep it to yourself.
>>3423595
I want more porn of Pearl sexually submitting to Garnet or Peridot like the good Pearl she should be
Wow chill it Sugar!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zy3w_86iY
>>3423900
>>3423897
Hope everything gets better for you...
>>3423632
Woolies gemsona
I want to see it beating the shit out of Matts terrible OC
>>3423897
I wish I could give you a hug
>>3423069
...C-certainly not me. I dunno where you heard I can take an XL dildo, but whoever said that is spreading lies and slander.
Time to shit up /v/ :^)
>>>/v/340943046
>>3424029
Nah, they do that by themselves
>>3424002
>implying Lapis isn't the biggest slut in the series
>>3423985
Yes, I love stuff where pearl learns to obey her betters like a good Pearl. That beneath all that brash and independence she wants to be ordered, to be directed.
I'd love a fic in pearls mind where Peridot makes pearl revert to her factory settings, and she masturbates as her independence, personality and memories all slowly drain away, like files being deleted until she is nothing but a perfect slave for Peridot to order around. An empty shell for Peridot to fill with her ideas of what a good Pearl actually is
>>3424077
Jesus, I think I have a new fetish
>>3424029
You faggots need to stop making other SU threads on other boards.
/co/, /trash/ and MAYBE [s4s] sometimes, but fuck me sideways do you WANT to prove to everyone here right that they think we're the next /mlp/? Knock it the fuck off!
>>3424077
my dick cant take this stop
>>3423745
Love you, hope you're safe!
>>3423745
Hope you get better.
I'm not feeling well either, but that's because of diarrhea, not emotional stuff
Do you think the Diamond's personal Pearls outrank a soldier like Jasper?
>>3423926
When are we going to find out what Lion is?
I like the idea of him being pink diamond but at this point it just seems too obvious, like we're going to get faked out or something
>>3423745
>Living in America is rough
Are you bummed about that whole thing in Florida?
hope your well.
>>3424176
I think they're probably on the same or a very similar rank.
There was a guy some time ago that was lactose intolerant and drinked a litter of chocolate milk, did he died?
>>3424216
Man.
That was fucked.
50 people dead.
>>3424254
Probably
RIP
>>3423606
homestuck
>>3424219
Well, if you're not going to say, I'm going to take a wild guess and say your either gay or muslim and people have been asking for your opinion all day.
>>3424256
o no
Thousands of people die every second, you shouldn't care if it doesn't affect you.
>>3424254
Lactose intollerence doesn't do that. It gives you violent gas and shits
>>3424256
Think about all the children starving to death.
>>3424254
I don't know whether to call him stupid or hardcore.
>>3424278
Ew, icky.
>>3424302
I never said you should? I just said it was fucked up. A gay club got massacred. It was probably a hate crime.
I really don't give a fuck if you're edgy or not.
>>3424332
he seemed like a rad lad
a true madman
>>3424285
What if he's a gay muslim?
>>3424324
Okay?
...
I thought about it.
I still don't give a fuck..
>>3424302
well, I mean, 1.8 people, but fair enough
>>3424368
So you care about the gays but not the children
What about the gay children
>>3424343
It was a mass homicide based on a barbaric religion. It's actually funny when you realize people are defending the religion in question. Either way, there are worse things happening right now if you want to see something fucked up.
>>3424256
All fault of the muslims.
>>3424419
What about the gay starving children?
>>3424202
I feel like every possibility has been guessed at this point
>>3424385
i won't let your silly facts get in the way of my narrative
>>3424458
ISIS, all fault of the extremists, not the common Muslim who just live his life and doesn't bother anyone. Be careful not to mix both as the same kind of person.
>>3424278
I remember I met the fan base before the actually thing
those people were bunch of dicks in my book
>>3424467
What about the gay starving homeless children? Huh? Huh?
>>3424202
"Steven's Shadow", basically a by-product of Rose turning into Steven.
>>3424495
Sure thing anon.
Keep believing that.
What fetish do you least want your favorite gem or human exposed to?
>>3423557
>/ffg/ edition
>Rose
Maduin
>Steven
Terra Brandford
>Greg
Madonna
>Pearl
Cid Highwind
>Amethyst
Rydia
>Garnet
Sabin Rene Figaro
>Ruby
Palom
>Sapphire
Porom
>Peridot
Cid (FFIV)
>Lapis
Celes Chere
>Jasper
Beatrix
>>3424510
What about the gay starving homeless babies?
>>3424510
What about the gay starving child soldiers?
>>3424077
>Tears running down her face as pleasure takes over ever muscle of her body
Peridot running her hands over Pearls naked, kneeling form, whispering to her how good of a Pearl she is
>How goo she is for following orders
>Her gem glows softy, pulsing like a computer processing information
>Her eyes dull, the spark of ferocity, of independence fads away
>In her mind, Pearls well organised mind was racing
>Ideas, concepts, things that Pearl built up within herself to set herself apart bubbled to the surface of her mind, before vanishing from thought with something else taking their place like a conveyer belt
>Very second the pearl felt weight being lifted form her shoulders, what had once casue her grief, stress or pain seem to vanish like it had never bothered her at all.
>Like she had never thought of it to begin with
>Her masturbation grew more intense, the pearl used both ands to stimulate herself now
>As her mind emptied itself, one piece caught her focus
>It was of a few gems she still dimly recognised
>A tall fusion, an overcooked Amethyst and a short, strange looking Rose Quartz
>Before she could look at the though closer her focus was lost, as Peridot began masturbating her as well
>The memory vanished, it's importance lost to the pearl
>As the last of the old data was removed, the pearl opened her eyes
>Standing before her was a Peridot, her better and her owner
>Peridot hid her glee as she plased a kiss on the pearls gem, telling her that she was a good pearl, and she would stay a good pearl as long as she followed order
>The pearl gave a curt nod to her owner, eager to please
Another day, another thread...
>>3424621
But those are already dead so it doesn't matter
>>3424646
>previously employed fetuses aren't alive
>>3424643
Please kill yourself
>>3424643
Hey greganon, feeling better?
>>3424658
Are they?
>>3424689
Pick up a history book once in a while
>>3424701
I don't maybe there was a necromancer around.
>>3424643
Greganon! How's it going?
The Return feels very much like Laser Light Canon.
Le know nothing man
>>3424717
Pick up a Harry Potter and think about the poor starving wizard children.
>>3424742
I will
Thanks anon
>>3424643
HOW DO YOU HAVE THIS MANY GIFS OF GREG
>>3424536
why doesn't this apply to christians too
Welcome to earth.
>>3424814
He's an autist anon
>>3424815
Because it doesn't anymore
Now get out dirty mudslime.
>>3424815
Because they learned how to act civilized.
>>3424823
What a shitty place
>>3424664
Not yet...
>>3424665
>>3424723
Feeling better, yes, but a little sad because of the things that happened recently...
>>3424814
Because I make them.
>>3424815
Because cristians don't follow the bible, if they were to do that they would be stoning kids for being "rebellious" or drinking alcohol. Both books are barbaric, but Islam mandates that you follow the quar'an word by word
This fucking theme on this person's blog is not good for me lol
>>3424823
This will be your guide.
>>3424876
Why?
What's your reason to not kill yourself
>>3424876
What happened?
That is if you feel like sharing.
>>3424877
Weird how books written thousands of years ago by people who primarily wanted to control their tribes/cities are full of shit in modern society.
>>3424924
And yet muslims still follow them
>>3424876
Bad things happen all the time all around the world, don't let it get to you, just be thankful that you're ok and keep fighting.
So any more edit requests tonight while we wait on Bethesda to talk about DLC for an hour?
>>3424940
People still follow the bible but they ignore Matthew 7:1 more frequently than they ignore the rules about how women are allowed to dress.
>>3424924
What if books like Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter are the bibles of the future?
To us it was fiction, but something in history will made people misinterpret or read too much into them and in a thousand years they will become fully fleshed religions.
Is it bad that some of my hair on my balls is covered in some kind of white "thing"?
Should I wash my balls more often?
>>3424924
"There are more religions than happy kids in the world"
Hopefully we will one day get rid of these ridiculous beliefs that only harm us as a whole.
>>3424980
That's ok.
But the way the muslims folliw it is not ok.
>>3424986
To be honest Lord of the Rings has some good lessons in it so it could be worse.
Lapis has technically seen most of the townspeople already
>>3425016
Not really. Matthew 7:1 is probably the most important verse.
>>3425024
It is literally going to be impossible for Lars not to try and hit on Lapis.
>>3425023
Yeah, I agree.
But still, it would be hilarious.
>>3424967
Young Vidalia?
>atheists use religious extremists as a reason to eradicate all religion
>christians point out that they're not all like that
>others point out that there are peaceful muslims
>christians insist that no, they're all violent and islam needs to be eradicated
>>3425055
this has to happen
please god let this happen
>>3424967
I'm not gonna watch that shit.
Todd can go fuck himself.
>>3425076
>>3425118
Why?
>>3425101
There are more peaceful christians than peaceful muslims.
>>3425103
Fucking this. I gave up on Bethesda when Skyrim came out, but I should have done so much much earlier.
>>3425102
Unlike Garnet with Jamie, Lapis knows what flirting is and will recognize it right away. The question is, does she shut him down immediately or does she use it to her advantage?
>>3425133
there are more peaceful buddhists than peaceful christians, let's get rid of christianity
>>3425142
>free donuts for Steven everyday
>>3425101
>there are peaceful muslims
There's no such thing as a peaceful muslim, just an outnumbered muslim.
>>3425133
Mostly because there are more Christians than there are Muslims.
>>3425161
Fine by me, as long as we get rid of Islam and Judaism too
>>3425161
There are less peaceful humans than violent, let's get rid of humanity.
Geez, you gotta read this.
http://greatandpowerfulblog.blogspot.com/2016/04/on-steven-and-lapis.html
>>3425224
Seems like a good idea to me
>>3425224
There are less educated people than there are uneducated people. Let's get rid of educated people.
>>3425170
the fact that lone gunmen like the gay nightclub dude exist should tell you there's no correlation
>>3420986
Jasper
Pearl
Peridot
Ruby
Guys, I'm tired. I got about 8 hours of sleep (give or take an hour) and I'm working through a Spike right now but I just can't seem to muster any energy or enthusiasm. What do? I'm bored but I can't manage to want to do anything.
>>3425252
There are less SU fans than SU haters.
Let's get rid of SU
"God isn't dead, but I'll get that bastard someday." - Steven Universe
>>3425282
masturbate
>>3425282
Just do it anyway, I want you to do the thing!
>>3425261
If muslims weren't a minority gays would be executed.
sots
>>3425292
I unironically like that album
>>3425342
what did he mean by this
>>3425076
Not that other anon that seems to have a problem with dicks, but it is a bit too much to edit out for what is basically a hairswap there.
Also, probably couldn't copy the hair shading to Vidalia that well, sorry.
>tfw hate gays and muslims
seems like a win/win to me
>>3425361
Yes please
>>3425359
I like it too. Are we not supposed to? Even the edgy lyrics have a charm and cleverness to them.
>>3425394
Finally someone who I can agree with.
>>3425382
Yeah, okay.
I understand.
I'm pretty bad at picking images to edit.
>>3425408
I dunno it's pretty edgy but I can relate to most of it because i was a homeless alcoholic teenager
>>3425133
No there isn't. Both sides have had their extremes and still have their extremes.
>>3425444
Fictional gays are ok
>>3425443
>had
So I'm right
>>3425306
I don't even have motivation for that. I'm just. . . tired. It's been this way for like a week. My co-workers are starting to catch on.
>>3425444
fiction doesn't bother me, really
but real gays are fucking disgusting
>>3425437
Well shit.
Things at least got better, right?
>>3425468
I can't wait for your solid explanation on why fictional is okay.
>>3425501
>still have
Nope, you're just ignorant.
>>3425503
Have you tried killing yourself?
>>3425526
Fictional is only one step removed from dead.
>>3425421
>AU where lapis is steven's mom
>his gem is in the place of one of his vertibrae so he's disabled from his upper back down
>still the most powerful one on the team
>>3425541
You have convinced me. I am changing my ways as we speak.
>>3425534
As far as I know in the recent years muslim extremists have killed more people than christian extremists.
So I'm right
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>>3425558
He has a wheelchair made of ice.
>>3425526
Same reason I like guro in 2d but not 3d
Ok no, wait, not true.
It's just that fictional gays aren't disgusting to me, for some reason
>>3425595
Lapisfags are really fucking deluded.
>>3425595
>sjw-gems
>not social-gem-warriors
get the fuck out of here you unimaginative sjw piece of shit
>>3425537
Not recently.
>>3425567
There has been many Christians that have conducted mass shootings in America the past ten years, in fact, they have killed more people than the Muslims extremists.
So no, you aren't right. You're just ignorant. Educate yourself and get back to me.
>>3424918
I'll be fine soon...
>>3424945
Thank you.
>>3425629
Try again
>>3425637
Whatever you say mudlover
>>3425595
>Jaspis
>Not Jaspiss
get the fuck out of here you unimaginative sjw piece of shit
too much talk about religion and mass shootings
not enough gems
>>3425687
Sorry for having feelings.
>>3425520
well ,I'm not a hobo anymore
>>3425693
You should be
>>3425687
If it wasn't for muslims we would talk less about mass shootings and more about gems.
>>3425629
jfc I saved the fucking thumbnail fuck my life
>>3425637
>make a claim without stats to back it up to fight a claim without stats to back it up
You're both idiots.
>>3425704
Wait isn't feeling sorry for having feeling a paradox?
>>3425723
This guy knows
>>3425693
>feelings
>on 4chan
>>3425728
Only if you think about it.
>>3425723
Use google.
Here I'll do some of the homework for you since you are having trouble.
http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-and-right/10-worst-terror-attacks-extreme-christians-and-far-right-white-men
Why don't we just kill everyone.
This would literally fix everything.
http://texasfish71.tumblr.com/post/145762213644/peridot-youre-doing-flirting-very-wrong
>>3425783
>implying it is the responsibility of the person being argued at to fact find for the arguer
>implying Muslims haven't killed thousands upon thousands of their own people and we don't have stats on it because Liberals only care for social media.
>implying we should ignore either party killing people
>implying organized religion isn't cancer no matter what form it is in
>>3425783
>alternet
>>3425801
Go back to your shithole planet, Darkseid.
>>3423752
How does that even work
The picture, I mean
>>3425835
Christians have killed thousands and thousands of their own people too. This has occurred through out history. Not sure where you going at with the rest of your statements. The article contains dates of major killings by Christians and right winged men. I do not endorse the opinions of said article.
>>3425839
It lists actual events with dates and raw stats, all collected into one article to make things easier for you. Every thing else can be disregarded, and you can easily google said events if you need more proof they actually happened.
>>3425844
At some point I need to compile all the pieces to how brilliantly mixed-up this shipper torture scene was crafted to be.
There's a case for each CPH character being any gem, and that fucking chart? Man.
>>3422212
S O U R C E
>>3425922
>Centipeedle is Percy
>Dread locks Gem is Paulette
>Uncle Grandpa is Pierre
I'VE SOLVED IT
>>3425902
Make me
>>3425922
>>3425897
http://theweek.com/speedreads/580877/obama-asked-comparison-gun-versus-terrorism-deaths-internet-delivered
Sorry buddy.
>>3425995
Good night /sug/
>>3425995
>starts mumbling something in a unintelligible scottish accent
>>3425956
Here's the recent years. Re-linking it for you.
http://theweek.com/speedreads/580877/obama-asked-comparison-gun-versus-terrorism-deaths-internet-delivered
The most recent mass shooting was done by an extremist. But so far recently a majority of the mass shootings and acts of terror have been conducted by white males. Step outside your xenophobia. The enemy isn't just one selected group of people.
>>3426020
You should be for thinking I'm going to click on that obvious clickbait sensationalist bullshit.
Let's ignore the shootings posters and post cute gems!
>>3426085
You ask for facts, I provide them, and now you refuse to view them.
Bye.
>>3426104
Amen, too much reality.
>>3426104
I'll take shootings over thumbnails
>>3426115
>facts
Let me guess, they also include gang violence, suicides and accidental shootings in those figures? Or do they not even bother breaking them down and just go "ooh scary big numbers?"
>>3426119
Replace it you fuck
>>3426119
Indeed, I came here to escape today's news.
>>3426129
pls no bully
>>3426104
>>3426148
Evening, indexer wannabe. How was your day?
If we are on /trash/ now that means we can post porn right?
>>3423926
Eh, it's bearable. That Sophie is adorable.
>tfw you missed out on young love
>tfw every woman in their 20s is going to be jaded by past relationships
>>3426202
*infatuation
>>3426193
Yes, as long as it's not loli or shota.
>>3426193
Yeah. /trash/ is /b/ for threads even /b/ doesn't want.
>>3426193
yes
>realize that now that I have a 9-6 m-f job I won't be have time to both write and spend time with friends
fug
I hope we see a gem that canonically has freckles.
>>3426143
Let me guess, is your basis for believing that Muslim terrorists killed more Americans in mass shootings than white males based off your xenophobia? Your ignorance? Perhaps your racism? Do you bother to sit down and look at the news objectively instead of going "ooh scary Muslim man is killing someone again!"
Guess not. I gave links, with actual dates and events and you are still going "NUH UH DEM MUSLIMS!"
Bye kid.
>>3426248
What do you write?
>>3426283
So I was right. Not clicking your clickbait then.
>>3426193
don't do it
What is the biggest continuity error in the show so far?
>>3426193
don't listen to those other fucks, don't get banned
>>3426314
>>3426193
Sure can. And speaking of, if any anons post rosegreg and I will be eternally grateful
>>3426292
You're not clicking because you want to still be right, for whatever reason.
Do as you please, you aren't even providing a counter argument any more so I've lost interest trying to debate with you.
>>3426331
Fuck off, kim
>>3426345
Provide an argument instead of sensationalist clickbait and I will.
>>3426202
>tfw you're going to be just as jaded and unable to open up to a relationship whether you want to or not
>tfw all you can do is fantasize about being in a relationship with a cartoon woman
>>3426180
I don't even know what site does jpgs so shit without resizing
you're finding new and exciting ways to save thumbnails
>>3426190
Busy
this is a thing that i made just now, also how the fuck do i resize images on SAI?
>>3426346
DONT CHA MEEN FUCK ON KKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!1!!111!
>>3426329
Shark painting, Greg's hair
>>3426363
are you the real indexer sempai ?
>>3426365
This is nice, anon.
>>3426329
>I don't have anything against squares. I like all basic shapes.
>Square pizza?! What's wrong with this crazy state?!
>>3426405
steven is shapeist, wow
>>3426202
>you will never be in an awkward and innocent relationship with an equally clueless partner
>you will never travel with her family to a pastoral setting and share a first sexual experience very late at night, in the dark, while everyone else is sleeping
>you will never be hurt deeply but pick up the pieces and become a wiser person when it inevitably falls apart
>>3426405
Just because he likes squares doesn't mean he's a crazy person.
>>3426374
Unless the painting was a recent commission
I'm going with Greg having hair when he shouldn't in the album for Steven's Bday as the biggest
>>3426353
>>3426433
Better keep your stories straight, Steven.
Do you think Sugar cried when she heard the news today?
http://youtu.be/4A4axXb6MR4
This is so good. Godammit.
>>3426515
what news?
>>3426515
she was furiously masturbating
Disco here.
How are you? I just SAI so It should be an even better program to try.
My stomach issues are hurting me again so I will try to get some drawing done tomorrow.
>>3426501
>>3426539
The ending made it.
>>3426557
The 50 people who got shot and killed, haven't you heard?
>>3426572
YEAH, THIS IMAGE REALLY NEEDED A HI-RES VERSION.
>>3426550
>ifunny.co
>>3426587
Which ones?
>>3426608
fags
>>3426595
HOI IM INSEXER AND IM A HUUUUGE FAAAAAAAAAG!1!1!!
>>3426587
She'd only cry if they didn't have life insurance.
Remember, a death is only a tragedy if it was pointless, and making your family $50K isn't pointless.
PEARL DATING SIMULATOR 2 IS DOWN :(
>>3426608
Google it lazy bones
>>3420979
Amethyst dies and Steven organizes charity wrestling in her memory
Screencap this
>>3426587
oh, yeah the new high scorer in single player mode!
just read about that a few moments ago, but he scored lower than our champion in single mode: Paladin Brievik
>>3426569
I also forgot to say
I am sorry for not giving you guys the heads up and being away.
I will do better.
>>3426688
Hey Disco, doin gud, SAI is pretty nice, what program did you use before? Hope you get better
>>3426707
Never noticed Rose's bush in that pic. Headcanon accepted
Hey guys, rate the Lappy I drew
>>3426763
blue nipples/10
>>3426718
Thank you anon. I appreciate it.
I used my paint. And it's okay, but it has a few annoying limitations that I want to be rid of.
My stomach pills help, gonna have to take them for a while.
>>3426550
fuck off
>>3426763
You forgot her clothes and put a really weird object in her hand.
>>3426763
The shoulders/chest seem too broad. Lapis is kind of a small girl.
>>3426743
If you're going to shape shift your genitals you might as well make them look awesome.
>>3426763
is gud/10 that dick though. also, blue nipples a best
>>3426763
Shoulders a wee bit too wide, work on hands and faces. Not terrible, keep at it.
>>3426763
I like it. You're not a fantastic artist, but you drew some nice breasts and a really nice stomach.
http://youtu.be/6F6PbOsFwfc
Could use some editing down of those repetitive moments but still got laughs outta me
>>3426587
he's now third place in the Single-Player mode
>>3426835
Is she talking about her mystery mini?
MR SMILEY IS LARS' DAD
SUITCASE SAM IS JAMIE'S DAD
One of the Gems meeting Rape Horse when?
>>3426860
I love mala, may she always be a lil freaky
>>3426903
I share your sentiment.
>>3426813
> your not a fantastic artist
gee thanks anon
Drawfags, I need one of you to draw Sapphire with some sort of edged weapon.
>>3426860
when you gain control over the fusion just right
>>3426876
I Imagine Mr. Smiley pulled off a Lionel Richie and adopted lars while his Rnb career was lifting off. The second one is far-fetched though.
>>3426955
Is this good?
>>3426903
Malachite is great.
>>3426773
Why does Stefurn have a little x where his asshole should be?
>>3426903
>>3427013
You guys are alright
Does the VN anon have a site/blog that he updates?
>>3427031
All of the cats are drawn in Neko Atsume style, and in that game the cats have an x where their assholes would be.
>>3427031
>>3427006
Didn't know such a thing existed.
I'll be honest I'm just glad someone drew their vision of it.
>>3427047
no, unfortunately. we just sit here and wait for him to post updates (kinda like updates from cn on summer of steven AAAAAA)
Has the Steven Floats episode even aired in America yet? Or are we still waiting?
>>3427234
Waiting.
>>3427234
ofc it aired, its why we're in the /trash/
>>3427234
Still waiting.
>>3426955
im no drawfag but i tried, sort of.
When will we see Frymom?
>>3427234
didnt air in america yet, and we have no idea when it will
>>3427303
she's dead
>>3427264
Connection; that's why you /co/ faggots are here, we true /trash/ posters have been here since the beginning.
>>3427256
>>3427264
>>3427298
>>3427319
Damn, so when we do get more episodes, we'll have to wait for Steven Floats to air before getting anything that's actually new.
I want to protect her butt.
>>3427298
Not him but that's a pretty good Sapphire. Good job
>>3427303
What did he get from his mother?
>>3427356
30th maybe, but with the PPGxTTG thing happening that day I'd put my money on the 7th.
We'll hopefully find out sometime later this week, most likely from Thursday to Saturday.
>>3427358
Does anyone have "The Peridot with the nice butt" picture?
>>3427358
I want her butt
>>3427408
most likely his penis size came from her.
>>3427408
his vagina
because he's a huge PUSSY
>>3427408
Being territorial about fries.
Here's the full board.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/7/71/Joking_Victim_cut_sb_6.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150630200929
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/e/ee/Joking_Victim_cut_sb_7.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150630200940
>>3427427
Shit, I know what you are talking about. I wish I had it too.
>>3427303
We already saw her
>>3427006
Piece of garbage
>>3427408
IIRC the scene was from joking victim. Steven was working at the big donut and Peedee and his dad came in to order a donut. Steven had ideas for a french fried donut and Peedee got angry assuming that Steven wanted to compete with the family business. Fry dad defused the situation by saying that he get his competitiveness from his mother.
Basically he doesn't like people fucking with his family's business/income
>>3427579
How do you get the full sized images off tumblr? Some of them you can just click on (the ones posted as photo posts), but I can never get the ones posted as inline images to give me the full size.
>>3427430
tfw ill never have a nice butt without surgery/ countless hours of lifting
weh
>>3427583
Frymom's aggression landed her in the clinker
>>3427509
Thanks anon
>>3427621
You drag the fucking image on the address bar, you change whatever last number is there with 1280 and save that
How do you people manage to breathe and live if you can't solve simple logic conundrums?
>>3427637
where does your fat distribution go?
>>3427659
Calm down, it's just pictures (fanart, nonetheless) on the internet, buddy.
>>3427637
that feel
im flat all over
>>3427621
Open the image on a new tab and change the resolution(or whatever) to 1280 in the URL and save the bigger image. For long images like comics I save them piece by piece and stitch them together after.
>>3427686
It's okay, I knew I was being a huge faggot asking.
>>3427659
Thanks for explaining it, man.
>>3427659
Kill yourself you worthless piece of human garbage.
You and those who like you are nothing but sad sacks of shit with less value than the the time it took for me to write this.
-sincerely, your good friend
>>3427686
Yes, and it's solved by recurring to trial and error, observation and deduction, with the knowledge of an elementary school child
Somehow the problem escapes you, and yet you didn't die from drinking bleach or eating sponges all this time
Maybe, just maybe, you really should just be doing some mind stretching
Indexer is for sexual.
>>3427733
t. Indexer
>>3427733
Is this a fanmade gif or is this the way they actually used to draw pearl?
>>3427789
Pearl... has changed.
>>3427789
That's a gif from the first episode of the show, Gem Glow.
>>3427789
It's how they used to draw her.
I miss it.
>>3427638
And Garnet killed Pizzamom. Now we need to figure out what happened with Sadie's dad, Buck's mom and Lars parents if smiley isn't his dad/guardian
>>3427789
well SU is a storyboard driven show with multiple storyboarders who all have varying art styles so there isn't really a completely consistent look for all of the characters
one of the show's bigger faults
>>3427856
Zuke's bugeyed Pearl is the worst.
>>3427746
It's not that deep, senpai
Calm down
Do you think Frymom abused her children so bad they ended up mentally fucked for life?
>>3427859
They make her face too round too often these days
>>3427789
ahahahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
go back and rewatch season 1
How do you guys feel about the pilot designs?
>>3427929
They're not that great.
>>3427721
yeah, but at least I have long legs and an ok face.
>>3427929
Garnet is ok, rest are shit
>>3427891
It is exactly that deep, It may be even deeper than we both imagine
people that don't do mental mathematics lose the ability to do so, likewise people that aren't inquisitive over long period of times stop asking questions and just take everything at face value
Don't stop being curious, for people may one day stop answering your questions and you'll be left to your own devices
>>3427967
I agree. Garnet's pilot design was pretty good, but Pearl's hair looked stupid, Amethyst was wearing a fanny pack, and Steven was even fatter than he is in the regular show.
>>3427982
What's wrong with wearing a fanny pack?
>>3427953
T-That's nice anon, I'm happy for you
>>3427979
>people that aren't inquisitive over long period of times stop asking questions
The anon
asked you
how you did it
you fucking autist
>>3427929
I remember seeing the pilot when it came out and being really put off by the general weird, grotesque design of everything
Steven's nose bothered me, the colors looked like a gloomy Adventure time, and a nice amount of the line art felt like high end flash design
The brighter colors and softened character design post-pilot really made the show better
>>3427991
Just look at it. It looks fucking retarded.
>>3428048
But it's so convenient.
>>3427929
Way too busy in all the wrong places
Backgrounds didn't help either, too many insignificant details where they weren't necessary giving the scene very little depth and leaving most surfaces without any lighting
>>3428057
It makes Amethyst look like an autist, or one of those Down Syndrome kids who can't leave the house without their parents.
>>3428007
that and I'm not quite sure how changing the 500 or 540 to 1280 is suppose to be "mental mathematics"
>>3428007
he asked *ME* before asking himself you god damned buffoon
This is why you never respond to indexer or his copycats, people
>>3428117
you really think that if he asked himself how to get to the proper image size he would decide that he should change the url to have 1280 in it
>>3428100
Is she not?
>>3421148
this image makes me /really/ happy.
>>3428214
Nope she is sexy best looking Crystal Gem
>>3428137
it's pretty fun to keep replying and see him go on an insane, overly thought out spiel over fucking nothing tbqh fampai
>>3428235
you like lewd pearls, don't you anon
New thread when
>>3428316
Why don't you stop asking dumb questions and make one yourself faggot.
>>3428316
working on it
>>>/co/83735514
so what willl happen in that scenario?
>>3421694
Anon, the whole show is about him.
>>3428283
it's a good thing that you can easily see that 1280 in all those pictures, oh wait
but you know what is a very obvious and prominent pattern that he would've seen? you posting all those images, so obviously the easiest and quickest solution to his question would be to ask you, which he did
but it's ok if you can't understand that. I would be surprised if you could given how autistic you are
>>3428343
I dunno, but I'd love to see it happen.
>>3428003
aww, hug?
>>3428463
sure
want some dessert in return?
>>3426047
I wonder which alternate Earth Mr. Morrison is on right now?
He's probably finding some exotic cereal's for Geoff.
>>3428607
...yes ;)
>>3426047
Occultism is for fucking losers.