I want to violently rape Mufeft
>>3403852
Wha-
>Chokes
>>3403868
>Mufeft
you tried
>>3403868
fuck
>>3403885
rip best pokemon
Guess we're usin this one.
HEY ENZO, DON'T LOOK TO THE LEFT.
You looked to the left.
https://youtu.be/oF4V8jF53_4
>>3403925
Jesus! You're so goddamn cold!
>>3403925
A fair match!? YOU HAD A GUN, SCREW THAT
>>3403940
>Hoshi linking actually decent music
>>3403940
>kissu
>>3403941
Well, I'm a hee-snowman, dumbie! Hee-ho!
>>3403925
It is an sad excuse for a creature. The world would benefit from it's removal.
>>3403940
>Kissu
>>3403925
Eggman-kun, always ruining my performances. But I won't let you win this time.
>>3403961
Get off me 'fore I freeze to death!
>>3403925
Ha!
>He jumps over the car
>>3403901
>actually forgot to play music, so thanks for being psychic. Now I just with I knew what the song was about...
>>3403914 (A Certain Little Time Traveler)
It isn't? You mean this isn't the first time you've come back in time, or the first time you've done something unprepared?
>>3403890
W-Well, it's possible if I'm caught off-guard...
>>3403901
Maybe next time, anon-kun...
>>3403940
>sways to beat
>>3403990
Hee-well, that's the plan, ho!
Hee-ho ho!
>>3403938
I would rather not say.
>>3403925
H-Hey, don't look at me like that! John Cena's my idol!
Wait what the fu-
Shut up and take Barbie me, you've got a party to survive.
O-ok.
>>3404023
>>3403958
>50s later
Fucking liar
>>3403958
>>3403960
>>3403984
>>3404010
https://youtu.be/1nCLBTmjJBY
>>3404023
...Never trust a red man. Knew his thirst hold no bounds.
>>3403901
>>3404004
>>3403940
>mislink, it should be obvious what was to who
>>3404023
One of the has to fall.
>>3404008
>Nope. Haven't posted Carlton in a while.
>>3404023
I'll come back from that and then I'll knock you out. Permanently.
>>3404045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI
AND AFTER ALL
YOU'RE MY WONDER WAAAAALL
>>3404023
I heard that King Dedede keeps a photo of Kirby in his locker, so I decided to check!
It's true. All of it.
>>3404023
>>3404012
>She throws him off her.
Buzz off!
>>3404004
The first.
>>3404023
>>3404038
>>3404023
>>3404067
>He hits his head on the ground.
>-20!
Ow.
zzz....fuzzy....z...techincal wrestling specialist...zzz....
Lenny.
The chosen of the Emerald Dragon calls out to you for your gift.
>>3404068
Yea? I take it the other attempts didn't work out too well?
>>3404064
>this is fucking catchy
>>3404095
>>3404083
Serves you right, ya little perv!
>>3404095
>She sighs.
This is the liiiife...
>>3404095
I must be losing my mind, sleeping with a penguin of all things.
>tfw you're in love with an avafag
>>3404122
That's pretty fuckin gay famo.
>>3404103
Correct.
>>3404122
Keep your Pervert Power low.
>>3404095
You can do better than that, Spike...o.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PlD84j7DcJU
>>3404122
I know that feel
>>3404115
Hee-what, ho? I was trying to hee-kill you, ho!
>He spins around, as he is still on the ground.
>>3404122
>LF
>>3404122
who?
>>3404122
Oh really! Who is it? Be honest now.
>>3404122
Ha, who does tha-
Shit.
>>3404122
why
>>3404140
>LF
>>3404122
>tfw
>>3404122
Idiot
>>3404154
>LF
>>3404122
That's great and all anon, but you know, you shouldn't get attached to someone over the internet.
>>3404155
gay
>>3404122
H-How idiotic of you...
>>3404128
... Well, I've said before, if you figure something out, I might be able to help you... Otherwise, good luck
>>3404155
You have it easy.
>>3404122
>Tricky?
>>3404135
Snugglin' up with me! Mr. J's gonna have your head on a silver platter!
>>3404095
I do not understand.
>>3404155
I want yandere-chan to stab me.
>>3404122
>Ocelot
>>3404155
Y-yuno?
>>3404122
May god forgive me for my sins.
>>3404160
>finn
>>3404169
>kissu
QUINTUPLE POWERBOMB BITCH.
>>3404140
Yeah naw mate.
>>3404127
This is me however.
>>3404181
I'm in love with myself, that's enough
>>3404186
>cody
>>3404175
Hee-ho ho! I wouldn't dare, ho!
>>3404191
WAIT, W-
>zzz
>>3404191
I thought wrestling was supposed to be fake. Triple D, get up. Please.
>>3404184
>nah
>>3404180
>stabs
>>3404122
>tfw
>>3404169
Not unblocking you.
>>3404191
No such thing as overkill.
>>3404191
Here I come!
>Runs at her in full speeds, and stabs her.
>>3404155
>you will never be yandere-chans sempai
>>3404191
>>3404122
>tfw he doesn't love you back
>>3404191
We Americans are known for our strength, fortunately!
>>3404211
Sorry, but I REALLY needed it!
>>3404191
Hey, watch where you're driving, dirtba-
>A sickening crunch is heard.
>>3404211
Well maybe ya should've thought about that before makin' a pact with Satan to tap this ass! Have fun getting your spine broke.
>>3404235
My life explained.
>>3404242
Air strength.
>>3404212
>Is dead
>>3404172
Thanks.
Little did they know, I actually wanted them to throw food so that I could eat it.
Wait is that a beer bottl-
>Crack
>>3404213
>bleeds profusely
th-thanks...
>>3404122
(Link is right, even if you do have those feelings, being friends for the time being is for the best.)
>>3404214
>kissu
>>3404231
>you don't really want that lmao
>>3404242
Hee-liar, ho!
>>3404251
Oh, that's the hee-funny part, ho! I don't have one of those, ho.
>>3404260
Hee-ho!
>>3404220
W-Why must you play with my heart?
>>3404260
>>3404256
Who gives wrestlers real hammers?
>>3404260
I'm confiscating this stuff until I'm sure it's safe.
>>3404260
You did that on purpose, Souda. I hate you!
we're all secretly gay tbqh
>>3404272
C-Come on, no hard feelings, right? Right?
>>3404286
You broke my only rule.
>>3404189
Cease! Unless you wish to taste the wrath of a Crimson Demon!
>tfw I just added an event where the player breaks into the Keebler elf tree and steals their cookies; then burning the tree afterwards
I blame listening to Vegeta's Super Saiyan theme while I think up events.
>>3404260
*stirs awake*
Hmm? What happened to me?
>>3404272
Ya know what I mean, shortstack.
Anyway, now that I have my guts smeared across the parkin' lot, I'm gonna to bed. Save me some cake from the party!
>She's already sneaking out half the cake.
Hey, can I get a ride to KFC?
No? Okay, fuck you too.
>>3404260
All of you sick anyway!
>>3404300
I-I apologized profusely for it, y-you left me all alone, f-fool!
>>3404325
m-my spotlight
>>3404256
>zulf plays a song as sermon, whilst he buries you wwe style taking DDD'S King sized coffin backstage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA
>>3404304
Hee-how do you like your death, ho? Blood loss, or suffocation, ho?
>>3404324
Uh, hee-sure, clown girl?
>>3404325
HEE-HO.
>>3404300
Oh, we know. France is probably the most gay out of all of us.
>>3404325
Wait, wha--
>>3404292
Don't ask me, I'm just a corpse now.
Good evening
>>3404270
...
>kissu
>>3404313
You're not actually a demon are you?
>>3404333
>>3404310
>>3404325
Did you guys know? This man is a closet pedophile.
>>3404356
>kissu
>>3404325
Need a little help ya big dragon. Two against one isn't really fair in my book...
>>3404325
Thanks for the save. Lord knows how badly that could've gone.
>>3404347
Well you wouldn't have been if people were more responsible.
>>3404325
Controlling this thing will be harder than I thought.
You went to the feast didn't you?
>Goodnight HG. It's been a fun night.
>>3404316
>Kek.
>>3404361
What part of Crimson Demon entered your skull and exited it as quickly as it came?
>>3404363
You weren't sincere.
>>3404384
Good night
>>3404270
>implying
>we are taking about "shoulder stabber" blade here.
>>3404365
Did you just? That is revolting.
>>3404377
My spot wasn't lucky at all...
>>3404377
Wrestle THIS dragon!
>>3404384
Sleep tight.
>>3404356
Evening.
>>3404344
Until attacks happened. I saw him asking if his Napoleon coat still fits.
>>3404377
Vietnam teachings me these tactics
>>3404377
Of course, with my leadership, we were always bound for success!
>>3404384
See ya
FAT
>>3404377
No, I didn't.
>>3404316
What games are these?
What's up my nig nogs?
>>3404377
Eat shit you blond bastard!
>>3404377
Sustained massive damage to the head. I can not continue.
EL SPIKO, YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TAKE YOUR HIGH FLYING MOVES INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND BEAT ME?
CAUSE YOU JUST DID.
FUCK.
>>3404397
u-u-uhh
>>3404409
YES
MOAR
>>3404387
None of it, and that's why I knew to ask you if you were really a demon... Just was curious if it was just a simple title, or you were actually a real demon...
>>3404377
I disappointed again.
>>3404397
It's not your fault.
>>3404384
Night
>>3404427
Now I win
>>3404389
I-I did not think it was that egregious of a crime! I-I did not think you would crush me under your foot for such a petty thing!
>>3404359
>goes back to stalking you from afar
>>3404393
>kinky
(Player1) farts really loud. (Player6) comes up and rapes (Player1) to death. XD. I fucking hate my dad
>>3404418
Kys or repent Chopper.
>>3404401
Hello soviet. How are you fairing this evening?
>>3404429
hm?
>>3404440
better luck next time anyways.
>>3404432
I don't have any more
>>3404342
Hm... Preferably neither. Why, are you looking for a fight?
>>3404377
Darn it, I thought I was gonna get him for sure...
>>3404418
Nothing much.
>>3404447
>I-I did not think it was that egregious of a crime!
>such a petty thing.
You don't even understand what you did.
>>3404432
Why are you encouraging such low level shitposting?
Stop it, bad anon, BAD!
>>3404454
hhahahahahah i miss you dad
>>3404427
I hear chicks dig the championship belt.
Sorry, Ambro.
>>3404460
a-autograph thank you please!
>>3404437
It appears my previous sentiment did not reach you at all, refer back to it and then say something actually worth my time!
>>3404456
>Chopper
Not anymore
>>3404462
neato
>>3404457
Good Britain. You?
>>3404452
>hears distant Cheeki Breeki
Bandits?
So uh, who wants punch? I think the punch has some laxatives in it actually, never mind.
WE'RE DOWN TO SIX.
HG burn book when
>>3404484
Oh come on, as if you two wouldn't be an adorable couple.
>>3404491
wat is?
>>3404427
My defeat was for the best. I have something to attend to. Thank you for the opportunity. I hope you enjoy the anniversary of your birth.
>>3404384
Farewell jester.
>>3404465
I-I do, I-I just did not think it was really that awful to warrant you doing such a deed...
>>3404499
RIP in peace, sweet prince
>>3404473
Oh! Sure thing! Really never know when you're gonna meet a fan.
>>3404484
You're joking right? you must be be, cause that's pathetic.
>>3404484
Using my future telling skills, I can safely deduce that Kneesocks is gonna win!
>>3404483
Swell. The big vote is coming up soon which has gotten me thinking a lot.
>>3404497
It won't work.
>>3404499
Here is cake. Madr by friend
>gives you Boris buterbrod cake
>>3404484
>>3404497
Are you blind? Me, going with that guy?
You probably would have gotten impaled on her horn anyways.
FIVE.
>>3404499
What.
>>3404460
I think this simulator just doesn't favor people who's names are made of four letters.
>>3404506
You're right.
I haven't punished you enough yet.
don't just stand there bust a nut
>>3404512
uhh t-t-thank you
>>3404518
>>3404519
I still ship it.
>>3404524
Yeah.. Wrestling moves.. let's go with that.
>>3404524
deanie is dead, we burnt his beanie.
>>3404516
Chose wisely. Don't be like US where we have bad candidates
>>3404524
Блять
>>3404504
A book (not necessarily physical) where you write stuff about others, like secrets and rumors.
>>3404524
The "Best" wouldn't have missed that, step up your game.
>>3404476
Well, looks like a little demon's got a bit of an attitude... I was just curious is all, I can leave you alone if you don't want me to waste your time, usually other people are rather approachable.
>>3404535
I THINK HE CALLS THIS MOVE, THE FALL OF THE SOVIET UNION.
FOUR.
>>3404543
But I'm right here.
>>3404524
Whoops.
>>3404529
B-Being ignored and neglected by you is punishment enough. I do not know what you could possibly do to top that.
>>3404528
Guess I need to start using my full name.
>>3404541
Of course!
>>3404542
You're insane. Any news with that girl you like?
>>3404569
How could we lose? We're so green.
>>3404578
We live together now.
>>3404545
To be frank, the choice is down to how I want to be screwed. Do I want to be screwed with the rest of the EU or do I want to be screwed alone.
>>3404546
but we do that every day
>>3404569
...For hells sake, you have to be kidding me.
>>3404569
Dammit Ambrose.
>tries to hold back laughter
>>3404587
I don't know. If EU tell them that Ukraine is muddle ground.
>>3404569
O-Okay, my future telling skills are shit. But nevertheless, I can tell that El Spiko will win!
>>3404549
You made the mistake of thinking I was a person.
>>3404617
I feel the jinx already.
>>3404586
Damn, you move fast.
>>3404569
Teaming up with a dragon is not what I do often. But screw it! Let's go!
>>3404574
THIS MATCH ENDS NEXT SLIDE, WHO'S GONNA BE TAKING HOME THE BIRTHDAY BELT?
>>3404617
>cough
>>3404524
& happy birthday, while its still today
>>3404569
shhhh deano it's okay you're dead now go home to momma
>>3404377
....perhaps its time to retire...
>>3404615
The Ukrainians would beg to differ.
if dubs i do the thing
if single i maybe do it anyway
>>3404597
But wouldn't it be nice to have a database of sorts?
>>3404635
What do you mean?
>>3404639
This tag team ends tonight.
>>3404631
I know. The suspense is amazing, right?>>3404639
Just you wait!
>>3404627
... I never exactly made that mistake, I asked if you were actually a demon in order to avoid that mistake... as for me saying "people are usually approchable", I refer to everyone here as "people"... a person doesn't mean human...
>>3404639
Alright you dragon. I know you're the crowd favorite around these parts, but i'm going to win this shit.
>>3404639
I believe I've lost to the best. My work units are on El Spiko.
>>3404660
now you donut doit
>>3404505
Okay okay! I'm sorry!.
>I passed out twice, I'm I okay now?
>>3404577
Hey Miku can I have an autograph?
>>3404670
I've always wanted to win a Superslam. Gonna suck to lose again.
>>3404673
I think you've got me confused with someone else.
>>3404663
You're literally asking for a catalyst of drama, you really think HG needs that?
>>3404639
ЧEPT!
>>3404658
I wish I couldn't care about Ukraine joining the Fourth Rei- I mean EU. Just that your friends might have other ideas to get me first strike and shit.
>>3404637
YOU FUCKING NOW YOU GOT IT IN MY HEAD
>>3404637
I-I love you.
>>3404695
Wha? but you're an idol too, you should be giving autographs as well!
>>3404697
There's always next time, right?
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
>>3404667
I mean ya living with the girl you like. That's moving pretty damn quick if you ask me.
>>3404697
What do you mean?
>>3404718
Yeah suure.
>>3404733
...Oh shi--
>>3404718
>crimson demon-chan will never profess her love to you
kill me
>>3404733
>>3404724
I blame you.
Congratulationns, Nanashi.
Thanks for hosting a great game, Dean.
>>3404734
Well, she sleeps better with me, and with her sleep schedule, she needs all the rest she can get.
Congrats.
>>3404733
GG spike you did your best to be the runner up.
Congrats Nanashi, and thanks for the game host.
>>3404698
I just want this place to finally die.
>>3404733
Oh shit
>>3404733
Yeah! That's what i'm talking about!
>>3404702
It's called the "Merkel Reich". Just keep the fuel coming and the territorial expansion down and I doubt they'll gave a problem.
>>3404733
Oh dear.
>>3404733
Hee-ho!
Congrats, ho!
>>3404733
Thanks for the game, Dean~
Congrats weird haircut dude
>>3404671
I do not care for your explanations. Begone with you.
>>3404722
Haha, I know, but idols can be fans of other idols... Oh! I just got an idea!
Gimmie ideas for events, and I can maybe work on them and add 'em.
>>3404762
I got ut
THE WINNER OF THIS BIRTHDAY BASH.
AND NEW.
HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3UvYG8yhOk
>>3404733
My congratulations to the winner. Killing a dragon in hand to hand combat is quite the achievement.
>>3404718
nice rp you fucking autist
>puts out cigarette on your arm, burning a hole in your dress
>pulls eyepatch and lets it come back and smack you in the face
>spits on you
>rips your cape off
>sprays you with a hose and pushes you into a mud puddle
>stomps on the back of your head
>whips you with the hose
>chucks your hat into the distance like a Frisbee
fucking bitch
>>3404733
>>3404795
Super congrats Nanashi!
>>3404787
Idea?
>>3404733
Well shit.
Thanks for hosting for us Deano. Grats to the winner as well.
>>3404757
>T-Thanks, friend.
>>3404733
Thanks for hosting, and congrats to Nanashi!
>>3404752
H-Heh... No hard feelings, right!
>>3404752
Alright, alright. I gotcha. And thanks.
>>3404754
>>3404771
Thanks!
>>3404772
And my hair ain't weird.
>>3404795
I'll take that!
>>3404733
Congratulations, Nanashi. Thank you for hosting, birthday kid.
>>3404795
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3404790
you should make some about vidya, anime, tv shows, current events, etc. Add some spicy death events to that too. :^)
>>3404760
Was this your revenge plan?
>>3404755
what if it doesn't? what if we're still here another year later? what then?
>>3404795
There is no god
>>3404818
Right.
Now uh.
Who wants to clean up the mess?
>>3404739
I-I thought our bond was strong enough not to be sullied by something so trivial!
>>3404790
p1 is attacked by wild geese.
p1 throws some funky fresh rhymes.
p1 pushes p2 off a cliff. p2 survives, but is paralized from the neck down.
>>3404846
Thanks for hosting mate, and happy b-day
>>3404830
What winning Superslam? Uh... yeah, that's totally it.
>>3404795
Thank you for hosting, Dean!
>>3404790
Something Soviet related
>>3404830
Hey Otako
>>3404846
Thanks for hosting and happy birthday again!
>>3404795
Congratulations Nanashi!
Thanks for hosting! And happy birthday! I'm a little out of it right now...
>>3404806
Yeah, I've been a man obsessed lately!
>>3404848
>something so trivial!
This is why I don't talk to you anymore.
>>3404846
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>3404846
You did great!
>>3404842
At least you got to second, so that's good.
>>3404790
(Player1) unzips his dick.
>>3404846
>>3404795
Congratulations, Nanashi.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3404819
It's kinda weird... Not that it's bad, just I've never seen hair like that...
>>3404859
How does this affect me? I wasn't even in it.
>>3404864
Hello.
>>3404790
Castaway Games
do it.
>>3404846
Happy birthday again, Deano.
>>3404876
I didn't eliminate eight people to get second.
>>3404868
Don't get too obsessed.
>>3404809
You're welcome, now if you excuse me, a star is pointing me to go that way. Such an event will need the gods' blessing so I must make haste.
>>3404872
B-But it's true! I-I think you're overreacting a tad bit...
>>3404806
>>3404809
>>3404818
>>3404824
>>3404827
>>3404881
Now this is why you don't cross me!
>>3404890
It's just a unique style... nothing more.
>>3404891
Shut it! This is my revenge plan, and i'm sticking to it.
>>3404891
How are you?
>>3404799
>>3404900
J-Jeez, you're really taking this personally, aren't ya? Tell you what: if you want, I can take you to McDonalds to get some burgers, huh? Or if you want, we can get KFC.
>>3404929
Hello pot, this is the kettle you are speaking to.
>>3404952
Can't you tell the guy to stfu. It's cringy as fuck.
>>3404923
I was expecting something better.
>>3404925
Fine.
>>3404954
Huh? Oh, nah, I'm just messing with you. The better man won. It was a good move.
Am I witnessing a breakdown in realtime?
>>3404929
>complaining about autism on a mongolian weaving board
>>3404915
Good luck random stranger...
>>3404923
I'll cross whatever I so please. I'm the king here.
>>3404965
I don't mind.
>>3404970
Be quiet! It was my plan anyways, so don't be upset by it! Jeez...
>>3404983
>No, people are looking too deep into this than they should.
>>3404970
Is school done in your land?
>>3404983
I think so
>>3404990
It's Vietnamese
>>3404979
Heh, you got me good. You, uh, really SPIKED my attention when you talked like that.
>>3404892
(Player1) puts out cigarette on (Player2)'s arm, burning a hole in (his/her2) dress and pulls (his/her2) eyepatch and lets it come back and smacks (him/her2) in the face. (Player1) then spits on (him/her2). Then rips (his/her2) clothes off, sprays (him/her2) with a hose and pushes (him/her2) into a mud puddle. (Player1) then stomps on the back of (Player2)'s head, whips (him/her2) with the hose and chucks (his/her2) hat into the distance like a Frisbee.
Is this good?
>>3404997
Was your plan to make me feel disappointed with your bad plan?
Because that's an even worse plan.
>>3405006
No.
>>3405013
...Heh. Nice one.
>>3404999
>>3404931
Next I'd rip your stocking and shove it into your mouth as a gag and rip the athletic tape off your other leg and use it to bind you up. Then snap the ball off that staff and stomp it into your asshole and shove the staff itself up your urethra before tossing you in a lake but I'm not that edgy so you're lucky
>>3404904
Well... You know me, I'll get distracted by ice cream or something and stop thinking about it for a while, so don't worry! Besides it's just an obsession with trying to make people happy!
>>3404952
W-Well you know where to find me should you decide to release the rest of your ire upon me.
I need more events, fags. Go and spam my thread.
>>3405040
Well I guess that can be a good obsession then.
>>3404995
You're a penguin. You can't do nothing to me.
>>3404983
I just want to punch her in the face... she deserve it.
>>3405023
Y-Yeah! That's totally my plan.
>>3405018
Yes that's absolutely fucking beautiful. If anyone shitposts you for having bad events after adding that I'll smack em for you.
>smooch
>>3405031
Thanks! I've been practicing. Say, I never got your name...
>>3405023
Then what are you learning there? And you have any more facts for me?
>>3405032
>>3405039
T-This is why my only friend here is that faceless fellow that decides to be so neglecting towards me.
>>3405058
O-Okay, I-I did not mean to anger you.
>>3405039
That's hot
>>3405069
But hey, what's up lately? I know our family lives pretty sheltered lives, but there's nothing bugging you right?
I need fatal events.
>>3405124
Nope, all good on my end.
>>3405155
That's always good to hear, ah but I think I forget to tell you maybe? Anyway, Lens been here a couple of times now!
>>3405090
I have zero respect left for you. You should have thought of the consequences of your actions before you did something, thinking it was only a lighthearted joke. I will never be able to explain my feelings about what you did, they're too deep. Not a day goes by when I do not think of your betrayal, and I hope you're content knowing the emotional distress you've caused me because of that day.
Now, I suggest quitting before I have to do something I'll regret.
>>3405245
Really? guess more and more of the family are showing up.